00:35:14 syv: Still screwing with the AoT game.
00:35:32 syv: Don't have anything pressing so I'm procrastinating about doing something productive.
01:15:06 Devastator: Nothing wrong with that.
01:15:15 Devastator: Where's life if you can never procrastinate?
01:18:36 Devastator: Someplace horribly stressful.
01:23:32 Devastator: There anything I can do for you?
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02:02:14 ER: well I guess I have a working phone again
02:02:37 ER: or at least a number that I can give people and they might be able to call me :P
02:03:44 ER: strangely if you want to set up google voice so that people and dial a number and call you, you need to set up both voice AND hangouts.
02:04:21 ER: voice so that you have a number, and hangouts because it has a working interface for doing calls.
02:07:36 ER: also now my number has a different area code than the area code for where I live.
02:07:51 ER: it's for some random place in tennesee
02:10:13 ER: I just pick a number that google owns, and google didn't own any numbers with the right area code.
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02:27:23 Devastator: That's the proper method.
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02:48:07 Devastator: Hmm, that new game looks interesting.
02:48:27 Devastator: 'Caveman's Arsenal'
02:59:51 syv: ...Hey,
ER, whatever happened to demongame?
03:00:44 ER: ahh, there wasn't much interest in the thread.
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03:36:31 ER: moving game-sized files between different computers is unreasonably slow.
03:39:56 syv: ..."game-sized". Just large files?
03:40:15 ER: moving two different installations of DS from desktop to laptop.
03:41:01 ER: laptop already has vanilla, but I think the DSfix didn't install right or something
03:41:25 ER: and the watchdog text isn't in the corner.
03:41:57 ER: also moving my scorched contract so that I can play it on this computer.
03:43:25 syv: If you're moving SC, does that mean you're gonna complete it? :3
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03:43:58 ER: if I get around to it and also am physicially capible of beating it
03:44:56 ER: ...how long do you have here? shall we watch some a n i m e?
03:45:43 syv: Do you want me to give you advice on not accidentally making SC near impossible?
03:46:08 syv: After O&S the added challenges can get horrific, especially in concert.
03:46:20 syv: Certain bosses make other bosses *really* hard.
03:46:34 syv: Scorched Contract, a Dark Souls challenge mod.
03:49:17 midnightjaguar: I’ll have some time in a little bit
03:49:21 ER: was thinking I'd ask
syv to watch some jorg with me once I'm done moving files, but honestly I'm just waiting anyway so no time like the present.
03:49:50 ER: the video files are already downloaded, so it's not like it'll get in the way of stuff.
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03:51:47 ER: I'm okay with just "don't save the dragon for last" :P
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03:52:16 syv: ...Well, yeah, that's clear.
03:52:22 ER: ...also, the reason why I'm thinking about this is that I noticed THIS mod exists.
03:52:42 Devastator: weren't you supposed to be watching something?
03:52:44 syv: Uhm. Back up your save after O&S.
03:53:33 ER: If I get stuck I'll just start a new character! ;P
03:54:00 syv: If they're not junk, I am excite!
03:54:12 ER: Doesn't add any ASSETS, though :(
03:54:36 syv: Maybe I'll never have to play DaS III, because the creation of new ways to play DaS I will continually outpace how often I play DaS I.
03:55:01 syv: Obvious to reimplement the darkwraith guy, so that's one proper new boss.
03:55:24 ER: I just watched Lobos play up through part of Burg. There were axe+shield hollows, which I've never seen before.
03:55:33 syv: But if it's just using old models and animations, that's probably disappointing. Maybe it could... oh?
03:55:46 syv: Did they attack with hollow warrior animations?
03:56:18 ER: uh, don't remember exactly.
03:57:23 ER: The mod seems to mostly move things around to mess with people familiar with the normal map, and the description sort of implies it improves later parts of the game.
03:57:46 syv: Well, that shouldn't be hard.
03:58:24 syv: Sounds kinda like another rebalance mod which mostly talked about moving lots of enemies around.
03:59:14 ER: well, there were lots of enemies too. The purely reshuffling mod is prepare to die again.
03:59:46 syv: See, I thought of that name, but then decided that was too generic sounding to be right. >:|
04:00:07 ER: it is very generic indeed :P
04:01:03 ER: from ptda: "Since version 6.0 using this mod online is no issue anymore. There are changes made to the game version number. That means that you can only connect to other players using this mod. Vanilla players are uneffected."
04:01:25 ER: damn, I didn't realize that was possible.
04:02:42 Devastator: Should try that mod combined with the blindness mod, then.
04:02:46 Devastator: if everything is moved around.
04:03:21 ER: though aggression might make it end up looking the same. :P
04:03:50 syv: I actually considered it, but decided against, for two reasons. One, it'd be much more chaotic and confusing for me, two, I wouldn't get to experiece PTDA.
04:08:09 Devastator: so.. aren't you watching more attack on titan?
04:09:16 syv: (
midnightjaguar) I’ll have some time in a little bit
04:09:25 syv: I'm fine with watching Jor.
04:09:49 syv: Though I'm really very tired and won't follow any plot developments. I'll probably just mumble about guns.
04:11:00 midnightjaguar: Lemme find my computer and I’ll watch whatever.
04:13:29 syv: >Thirty minutes later,
MidnightJaguar decides that gremlins must have stolen all of his computers
04:13:59 syv: Also, "Whatever" makes me want to link terrible things.
04:14:17 midnightjaguar: This is a common problem. Gremlins hide many of my things.
04:15:56 ER: a lot of the mods on nexus with the "rehaul" tag aren't really rehauls...
04:16:08 midnightjaguar: Alright found it
04:16:13 syv: Oh. Not that I'm gonna ask you to play tonight, but DID you download the
RC mod?
04:16:43 ER: oh hey, it's a minor texture change for a single weapon! rehaul1
04:16:59 midnightjaguar: So what we watching tonight gents?
04:17:02 syv: It's a rehaul of that weapon. :P
04:17:18 syv: RiceCake,
ER. Attack on Titan,
MJ.
04:19:18 midnightjaguar: Cool: which episode?
04:20:39 midnightjaguar: The first episode in my 13–23 folder says 14 l
04:21:01 midnightjaguar: So we are watching 14?
04:21:30 ER: also I looked at steam yesterday or something and decided to look at the video section. RWBY was for sale for less than $1 a season. That sounds like worth the money, but debatably worth the time. ;p
04:21:40 syv: It is not worth the money.
04:21:51 Devastator: 0 dollars a season is about right.
04:21:59 midnightjaguar: I heard that the first bit was good from an animation standpoint.
04:22:02 syv: ...Isn't it on Youtube, actually?
04:22:18 syv: PARTS of RWBY have DECENT animation.
04:22:39 syv: Much of it, especially early on, has terrible animation.
04:22:44 midnightjaguar: Could be. I am reading a book I hate purely because I have hope it will reach its potential.
04:22:48 Devastator: I am wondering if Elventide is going to update his game. I didn't think it would make it to two updates, but it's lasted longer than that so far. Just slow.
04:23:11 midnightjaguar: The Tethered Mage.
04:23:34 syv: Is this the one with the slaves who don't care about being slaves?
04:23:39 ER: *drags SC onto my thumb drive* Time remaining: more than 1 day.
04:23:56 midnightjaguar: Haven’t had much time to read lately so I’m not super far into it
04:24:01 ER: ookay, I have 14 of aot on screen
04:24:59 midnightjaguar: Your genodicsl insanity really speaks to the scouts
04:25:14 syv: I think you said that last time. ;p
04:25:23 midnightjaguar: Just like the scouts guys dead eyes. :P
04:25:35 syv: This opening id much worse.
04:25:58 midnightjaguar: Agreed. It’s barely even speed metal! How am I supposed to rock out to this? :P
04:26:20 syv: The singer is also very nasally/
04:26:22 midnightjaguar: It’s like Twilight Force
04:26:22 ER: and animation is still good
04:27:04 midnightjaguar: Which is still kind of Hilarious and frankly the only metal I would describe as child friendly.
04:27:17 ER: I find the wing emblem of the scouts to be pretty cool.
04:27:36 midnightjaguar: Those are some giant ass walls
04:28:10 ER: one of my friends from highschool always wore a hoodie with those wings on the back :P
04:28:39 midnightjaguar: I still love that name
04:28:43 ER: he was a massive weeb, of course
04:29:10 syv: "Commander Pixis! Your rank is X, and my rank is Y, as we both know!"
04:29:26 syv: And I already forgot what he said.
04:29:28 ER: oh hey military police being dicks
04:29:33 midnightjaguar: So Pixisis is in charge of the MPs? Or the garrison core?
04:29:52 midnightjaguar: I know a single former MP in real life. He is a massive dick.
04:30:35 midnightjaguar: Pixsis is chill.
04:30:44 ER: roses for garrison, wings for scouts, I think a pair of sword for MP
04:30:54 syv: I'm pretty sure it's just "Pixis"
04:30:56 midnightjaguar: Nah. MPs are unicorns
04:31:05 ER: the game also had a fourth emblem for trainees
04:31:15 syv: Unicorn with a sword in its head.
04:31:22 syv: Crossed swords are trainees?
04:31:48 midnightjaguar: It really probably isn’t the best idea to piss off the guy who can turn into a titan
04:32:02 syv: It's okay, he's handcuffed~
04:32:29 ER: he can summon a giant meat mecha
04:32:45 midnightjaguar: I do like the giant super healing meat mecha
04:33:14 midnightjaguar: What do they expect the handcuffs to even do?
04:33:32 syv: Stop him from killing them, obviously.
04:33:42 ER: well he transforms by biting his thumb hard enough to draw blood
04:33:55 midnightjaguar: He could also just bite his tongue
04:33:58 syv: They wouldn'y know that, I don't think.
04:34:05 ER: if he can't reach his head he can't transform
04:34:33 midnightjaguar: Also he might transform from physical trauma in general as well.
04:34:33 ER: oh hey it's halfway and nothing's happened!
04:34:41 syv: It's clearly based on danger, not the thumb in particular.
04:34:46 midnightjaguar: So if the first shot doesn’t kill him instantly they’re kind fucked
04:34:53 syv: Something happened! They walked from the cell to the courtroom.
04:35:05 syv: I think they're fucked regardless.
04:35:12 syv: He caught a cannonball midair.
04:35:13 midnightjaguar: I half expected the credits to roll when the judge sat down
04:35:14 ER: oh yeah, they open fire on him and hey just turns into a titan and mindlessly walks though a wall.
04:35:43 midnightjaguar: I like the blood on the floor. Nice touch.
04:35:57 midnightjaguar: Or at leas the blood red marble
04:36:18 syv: Holy shit look at that thing the judge is on top od
04:37:00 midnightjaguar: IT IS HUGE HE MUST HAVE HUGE KNOWLEDGE!
04:37:14 syv: I like
MJ's explanation better.
04:37:32 Devastator: They build everything too big.
04:38:12 midnightjaguar: If I ever become a lecturer I’m sticking that on my podium
Syv.
04:38:38 ER: looking like miles edgeworth here
04:38:57 midnightjaguar: I kinda gotta agree with the crazy cult guy.
04:39:07 midnightjaguar: They have literally no idea how the walls work.
04:39:20 syv: Well, yes, but that's no reason to not reinforce them.
04:39:20 midnightjaguar: And if they damage it they don’t know how to repair it
04:39:24 ER: they're big piles of stone bricks
04:39:35 midnightjaguar: It’s gotta be magic
04:39:37 syv: Pile more bricks behind them. Bam.
04:40:07 midnightjaguar: Good point. But I feel like birding holes for cannons would be a bad idea
04:40:29 syv: I think they just stick cannons on top though.
04:40:55 midnightjaguar: I thought they mentioned it. But I might have missed something
04:41:09 syv: Ugh, this court scene is gonna be the rest if the episode.
04:41:15 syv: Maybe the next episode too.
04:41:30 midnightjaguar: I swear to god it’s gonna he like two more epsiides
04:42:21 midnightjaguar: No jumping on the violence Bandwagon
dev?
04:42:30 syv: He's doing something else/
04:42:36 midnightjaguar: I don’t think they can even kill him
04:43:20 syv: And he's not transforming...?
04:43:26 midnightjaguar: Alright. At least some violence
04:43:45 midnightjaguar: I am curious about the lack of transforming
04:44:30 midnightjaguar: The guys got a point.
04:44:53 midnightjaguar: The kicking the shit out of him with no actual problem did show that he’s at least got some of it under control.
04:44:57 ER: Levi: "I have the best special so all of you shut up.:
04:45:48 syv: So all scouts are creepy fetishists.
04:46:12 ER: except Levi who feels nothing and just kills everything
04:46:17 syv: Bored man who kicked Eren.
04:46:34 midnightjaguar: Man; their medic is nuts
04:46:58 midnightjaguar: Also yay, healing factors!
04:48:09 midnightjaguar: They should have made this the intro
04:48:11 midnightjaguar: It’s way better
04:48:28 ER: it's better but more subdued
04:48:29 syv: I dislike the wishy-washy voice.
04:48:29 midnightjaguar: They always are
04:48:39 midnightjaguar: I’ll take what I can get
Syv.
04:49:40 midnightjaguar: If I had my way they’d all be Englishmen screaming about stuff.
04:49:58 midnightjaguar: Ah. They gotta do the intro
04:50:10 ER: "shut up and put all your faith in me" is a good line
04:50:23 syv: I do like how that stupid cliche speech got him kicked in the face rather than actually working.
04:50:35 syv: Okay, yes, you're righr
MJ, the outro is better.
04:50:41 syv: Because this opening sucks.
04:50:42 ER: the combination of the speech and the kicking is what worked
04:50:55 syv: No, that speech was stupid.
04:51:04 syv: Success was all Levi. And violence.
04:51:11 syv: Violence is the best form of charisma.
04:51:12 midnightjaguar: I far preferred the kicking
04:51:20 ER: they literally said that him losing his temper saved his life :P
04:51:42 midnightjaguar: It also showed everyone that he doesn’t transform at the drop of the hat
04:52:05 syv: The kicking proved the lack of transform, and made him look less threatening, like he could be controlled.
04:52:27 syv: Screaming bullshit about being a hero who needs everyone to trust him makes him look volatile and dangerous.
04:52:41 ER: ...and proved that Levi was badass enough to control him
04:52:58 midnightjaguar: Why is everyone in the scouts insane?
04:53:23 ER: because you have to be insane to join the scouts
04:53:25 syv: She has a particularly egregious babyface
04:53:36 syv:
ER is prolly correct there.
04:53:52 ER: it's a face transplant. stolen from an infant.
04:53:55 midnightjaguar: Right but why are they all insanse in different ways?
04:54:12 midnightjaguar: You’d think they’d see patterns
04:54:28 syv: Because a loose grip on reality is the prerequisite, but it manifests in varying ways.
04:54:31 ER: those numbers aren't super large but having played the game I can tell they're super impressive.
04:54:36 syv: SEVEN kills makes you an elite?
04:54:51 midnightjaguar: I mean 5 kills got you Ace in WWI.
04:55:00 ER: after dying instantly a hundred or more times
04:55:53 midnightjaguar: Is she the crazy medic?
04:56:06 midnightjaguar: I have no idea who these people are.
04:56:13 syv: She's vertical spinny slash girl, Petra.
04:56:23 syv: Medic is creepy injury/titan fetishist.
04:57:26 ER: ...does anyone in this show actually have implausible hair colors? I'm being disappointed.
04:57:37 midnightjaguar: I don’t think so actually
04:57:53 syv: He's pretty old for having natural golden blond hair.
04:58:22 midnightjaguar: Dyes not super advanced.
04:58:33 ER: I gave my character blue hair, but I guess that's actually not lore freindly. :P
04:59:15 syv: I gave mine neon pink. Weird is standard in the game.
04:59:27 midnightjaguar: Crawling in my skin :P
05:00:00 syv: Neon pink pigtails, and :3 face
05:00:18 syv: I will link you a video after this episode.
05:01:48 syv: His troops can't be dismissed for rape and torture if there's no witnesses.
05:02:20 midnightjaguar: Are they even sentient?
05:03:22 midnightjaguar: ....I’m pretty sure you’d need to kill way more than that for 25 years.
05:03:36 midnightjaguar: But I’m not a doctor.
05:04:07 syv: That's twenty people a year.
05:05:12 ER: oh, they're solar powered. of course.
05:05:25 midnightjaguar: That is actually intresting
05:05:31 ER: ...does that mean they move slower in the game if you pick night time.
05:06:49 midnightjaguar: If they’re all solar powered shouldn’t several of them be like asleep at night?
05:07:50 midnightjaguar: I imagine when you deal with them tied down for years you get used to it.
05:08:10 midnightjaguar: It says they’d had these before.
05:09:10 ER: oh, so that's why they don't collapse under their own weight. :P
05:09:16 midnightjaguar: I wonder if the blood in them putrifiys.
05:09:53 midnightjaguar: But it’s still got a lot of residue. So does it it build up?
05:10:26 syv: I wonder if you could power things with titan steam powers.
05:10:46 syv: Cut off their limbs, and use the steam to power a turbine.
05:11:08 midnightjaguar: I like her. She’s completely fucking insane but she’s interesting.
05:12:15 midnightjaguar: So I guess he did it then
05:12:36 midnightjaguar: I think it’s the guy who bit his tongue
05:12:43 syv: He;s on the left side of the wall.
05:12:52 syv: Eren and the trainees are on the right.
05:13:04 midnightjaguar: I do like the idea of the tendons acting like a puppet
05:13:04 ER: that guy is the one who talked to pixis
05:14:02 midnightjaguar: That’s very strange
Syv
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05:16:09 midnightjaguar: ah, I’ll stick with phone.
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05:18:35 ER: yyou have to admit that blood raining from the skies is cool. :P
05:18:41 MJ: Man. This IRC app on my phone has just improved massively. It’s got a much darker thing. Very efficient use of space and use of alternating colors for users to keep things a bit more organized. Far improved from when I first started using it
05:19:14 syv: Terrible in comparison to the awesome OP of the first thirteen eps.
05:19:17 ER: ah, it's less good than the first op
05:19:38 MJ: Damn. That’s a young sounding voice
05:20:15 MJ: I always wondered. Is Loli a reference to Lolita?
05:20:18 syv: Insufficient fanservice for anime, more stereotype fetishes being added.
05:20:33 MJ: Ahhhhhhhhh. That makes much more sense
05:20:48 syv: What did you THINK it meant?
05:21:49 Devastator: do non stereotypical fetishes count?
05:22:28 syv: Is vore stereotypical? They have lots of that I guess.
05:22:38 MJ: I didn’t know. I just always avoided it because I figured it sounded similar enough to Lolita to be avoided.
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05:23:37 syv: You're saying you know what Lolita was, and from that, discerned that "loli" was a thing to avoid, without actually knowing what it is.
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05:25:34 MJ: I knew that Loli was a thing to avoid because everyone always described it as a thing to avoid. I never knew if they were likened by the linguistic side of things. Because I always associated it with Japan and found it odd it would use a western book to describe it.
05:25:46 syv: I wanna see them drif--woah, textwall
05:26:04 syv: You're not very familiar with Japan, then.
05:26:54 syv: Their word for "sexy" is H. The english letter H. Because that's the first letter of their word for "sexual", when spelled in English.
05:27:52 syv: Their word for sexual was also just "weird/strange" less than a century ago. They just adopted it for that for lack of a better term.
05:28:53 Devastator: Japanese is complicated. A good chunk of their language is specifically for adopting words and things not-japanese.
05:29:10 syv: They have three alphabets, too!
05:29:10 ER: just use ODM gear to fly over the wall :P
05:29:17 MJ: That’s an unsustainable figure
05:30:05 MJ: Most of what I know about Japan is about 80 years out of date and mostly centered around the military.
05:31:04 syv: Yeah, three, plus ours sometimes.
05:31:41 MJ: One day I’ll actually read a book about Modern day Japan.
05:32:23 syv: Just wants to go home, yet joins the scouts.
05:32:36 ER: that's the wrong direction man~
05:32:38 MJ: She doesn’t want to go home that bad
05:32:49 syv: "Those standing here have worked through your fear!" as a girl is in tears before him.
05:33:28 ER: well they say that courage isn't about being unafraid. :P
05:33:43 Devastator: They still had three alphabets 80 years ago.
05:33:57 Devastator: I don't think relative heights of humans matters much when fighting titans.
05:34:11 MJ: Maybe everyone else is just Tall
Syv.
05:34:17 syv: Yeah. Mostly matters because he's got less mass to move.
05:34:35 syv: If the median is seven feet, six feet is short.
05:35:50 MJ: Yay, the going to die gang here!
05:35:57 syv: Why is there now the loli girl among all the developed characters?
05:36:16 syv: The one you said had the super high pitched voice.
05:36:31 syv: Blond, short, female, not Armin,
05:36:40 ER: "I'm going to die. this is fine."
05:37:12 MJ: Hey optimistic fatalist is probably is not the worst phioloshy. In this world
05:37:27 ER: you have to specify "not armin" after saying female? :P
05:37:51 MJ: Oh her. To the right of Jean
05:38:03 syv: And freckles in the back is new too/
05:38:17 syv: All the rest have been around for >10 eps.
05:39:39 MJ: Also know as the We are going to die cry in fiction.
05:40:17 MJ: Yeah. That one actually makes a decent amount of sense
05:40:19 Devastator: Hmm, that's a point in favor, actually.
05:40:32 Devastator: any decent active military scenario is going to suffer casulties and replacements.
05:40:38 Devastator: so I'd expect to see new faces.
05:40:43 syv: Oh, loli is on the left side of the wall too. So she's a villain.
05:40:49 MJ: Who’s Black yelling at Loli?
05:40:58 syv: That wasn't black, either.
05:41:18 MJ: Hmm. Who’s the one yelling at the Loli then?
05:41:25 ER: I think colors will only get us far far with this one
05:42:13 ER: expected that to take longer actually
05:42:52 MJ: This show does love screaming
05:43:08 ER: yelling is the only true soul of anime
05:43:19 syv: Have you somehow seen no DBZ?
05:43:29 ER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
05:43:33 MJ: I have literally never seen an episode of DBZ.
05:43:38 ER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
05:43:38 syv: Whole episodes of just constant screaming
05:43:42 Devastator: Screaming is the most common form of padding.
05:44:00 syv: Which expand the more the people scream
05:44:00 Devastator: It's the equivalent of running away in a horror movie.
05:44:12 syv: yeah, listen to
Dev, he knows his shit
05:44:36 MJ: I’ve only watched one anime outside of the ones I’ve watched with you guys. Two of you count the hellsing abridged
05:44:55 syv: Grapply selfish girl didn't join the scouts, but is in the OP.
05:45:02 ER: AND THIS! IS TO GO! EVEN FARTHER! BEYOND! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHAAHAHHAAAAAAAAA
05:45:25 syv: Yellow hair, ponytail, scowly.
05:45:49 Devastator: scowly is a good trait.
05:45:51 MJ: So I’ve heard in DBZ that a fight can last multiple episodes. Is that true? Or more just a myth.
05:46:08 Devastator: Arguably, some last most of a season.
05:46:21 Devastator: Instant-healing items, lots of padding, guys breaking things off mid-fight.
05:46:26 syv: And consist mostly pf screaming
05:46:41 Devastator: "Okay, I'm kicking your ass, but I want an audience. So.. bye, go train up, and come back in a week."
05:46:53 Devastator: You could watch the abridged series.
05:47:02 MJ: I mean fun if it’s constant fighting but even then
05:47:06 Devastator: it's got less padding, although some of the later ones are pretty pad-heavy.
05:47:07 syv: plot advances mostly by people arbitrarily unlocking new power levels after screaming sufficidntly hard.
05:47:12 MJ: That guy needs to get better at taking
05:47:28 syv: "NOW I AM ULTRA SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL 2, YOU STAND NO CHANCE!"
05:47:48 MJ: What are they trying to do anyway?
05:48:19 ER: this is pretty much a trial run
05:48:40 ER: to see how well they can do their job working from a new staging point
05:48:58 ER: no real goal other than to get out there and hopefully come back alive.
05:49:47 Devastator: regular crawlers or god crawlers?
05:50:02 MJ: Sounds somewhat wasteful since they always have massive causastirs
05:50:07 syv: Big ones are actually somewhat less horribke.
05:51:14 ER: that was a good sword drawing animation
05:51:43 Devastator: did they add the ridiculous metal-on-metal schwiing sword-drawing sound?
05:51:59 syv: I think it may be justified here, though.
05:52:56 syv: Very lrthal skinless tits.
05:53:06 MJ: I do like their musculature
05:53:20 syv: She's a living anatomy diagram
05:53:51 MJ: Oh it it’s what’s her face.
05:54:05 MJ: I think she got eaten a while ago
05:54:46 MJ: That’s so cool. They even have the muscles move.
05:55:03 syv: She just likes watching scared little boys.
05:55:29 MJ: She’s just out for an extremely naked run.
05:55:42 syv: An extremely naked, and extremely lethal run.
05:56:52 Devastator: more lethal than naked or more naked than lethal?
05:57:23 syv: She's only killed 2/3 people, but she's wearing no clothes, and no skin.
05:57:37 syv: So like 66% lethal, but 200% naked.
05:58:00 ER: I think it's implied she killed a LOT of people offscreen.
05:58:14 syv: Still, less than 100% lethality.
05:58:16 ER: and they haven't noticed because she's really good at killing
05:58:41 syv: Oh, in the game, guns work well against he.
05:58:53 syv: I managed to kill her with 25 deaths.
05:59:25 Devastator: so skinless means less gun resistant.
06:00:09 syv: Guns only kill normals if they beat a damage threshold, of 90-300.
06:00:12 MJ: Why did she not kill Armin then?
06:00:24 syv: Blades kill 100% with any damage.
06:00:44 syv: But against female, blades deal the same damage as guns, with less range.
06:00:56 syv: Both need to do a combined total if 1000 to her.
06:01:39 ER: maybe the OP characters can kill the boss
06:01:45 Devastator: How do anime mechanics translate to game mechanics?
06:01:51 MJ: Really if the entire series just dealt with a Jean it would be great
06:02:03 syv: Vut that would cut out doctor girl
06:02:31 MJ: The entire series just cuts between the two of them
06:03:33 syv: The guy with shaved sides of his head
06:03:41 syv: The one who isn't Armin, and isn't dead.
06:04:16 MJ: How the fuck did he do that
06:04:17 ER: hell yeah I've seem this clip before
06:04:39 syv: He cut off her middle and index fingers.
06:05:01 MJ: That was actualy a really cool episode
06:05:18 ER: yeah we've had not a lot of action for a while
06:05:22 syv: See, Mikasa is on the right side
06:05:34 syv: And ponytail id in left, with the fist cutter survivor
06:05:41 syv: ...Maybe left side isn't villains?
06:05:45 ER: mostly just levi beating the shit out of a suicidal maniac
06:06:12 MJ: Jaeger just has a messiah complex
06:06:15 Devastator: Maybe the left side turns villaneous.
06:06:35 MJ: He’s like Jesus is Jesus just wanted to kill everyone
06:07:49 ER: so we had pink jesus, now we have murder jesus
06:08:13 syv: The anime pantheon is composed purely of Jesus
06:08:32 MJ: So is Goku Jesus or just God?
06:08:39 Devastator: Any crystal dragons in this one?
06:09:01 Devastator: Crystal Dragon Jesus, the game. ;-p
06:09:09 syv: Ashcorp's song about the show mentions crystal bodies, though, so give it time.
06:09:27 Devastator: ...aren't they already immune to conventional weapons?
06:09:48 MJ: Alright then
ER. Crystals and flesh mechs. Sounds good
06:09:56 syv: They're immune to any and all damage which isn't to the nape.
06:10:01 ER: GM: "She grabs you and squishes you. You die." Player: "How about fuck you and I lived?"
06:10:16 syv: "Hey wait, I've got a feat just for this!"
06:10:29 syv: Oh damn, suddenly I want a full AoT RPG system
06:10:45 syv: Not of our RTD larks, a full thing with classes and feats and everuthing
06:10:51 ER: they can be inconveneinced by damage, but heal everything except the weakspot
06:10:54 MJ: Nah. There would be too much drama.
06:11:10 MJ: It would be action and then 50 sessions of talking
06:11:13 ER: someone's probably tried to make one
06:11:34 syv: Nah, nah, make it have like quick gen chars, and you have to roll up multiplr before every session, so you have spares
06:11:40 syv: All the talking is skipped
06:11:51 ER: I played a NGE rpg once, with aforementioned weeb friend.
06:12:20 MJ: Just ride on the horse with Armin.
06:12:35 ER: the super trippy mecha anime
06:12:49 syv: Know a little about it, sounded bad
06:12:54 MJ: I’ve heard it’s like PM3 for Giant mech anime
06:13:21 syv: I think it's supposed to be like that in tone, not in wuality.
06:13:33 ER: I haven't seen it, but I hear it's actually weird
06:14:16 MJ: And she sounds like she’s Twelve.
06:14:42 syv: GAZE UPON THE FETISH FUEL, AND DESPAIR
06:15:23 MJ: Hehe, never Joke again
Syv. :P
06:15:30 Devastator: Did the loli sparkle?
06:15:50 syv: And then all the men were all ":O"
06:15:59 syv: Literallu called her an angel
06:16:09 Devastator notes to find a crystal word in Cabal.
06:16:25 Devastator: Does she have pink hair?
06:16:49 syv: There's ypur crystal loli jesus
06:16:50 Devastator: You might have crystal dragon jesus, after all.
06:17:50 MJ: Frankly that’s not a bad plan
06:18:25 syv: Game goes the exact same way
06:18:32 syv: Except this guy lives way too long.
06:18:51 syv: I think he's already dead from the Gs
06:19:44 MJ: That’s nice the influxes the map
06:21:23 MJ: Potatoes girl is unsure how this relates to potatoes
06:21:39 Devastator: Do people still call her potato girl?
06:21:51 ER: ...wouldn't they have fairly accurate maps of this area?
06:21:54 MJ: I don’t rember her so I’m calling here that
06:22:22 ER: all soldiers are potato girl until proven otherwise.
06:23:13 MJ: Jesus. Loli would look Loli even if she grew a beard.
06:23:25 syv: I had a cat named Sasha. She died when Trump was elected. :(
06:23:38 Devastator: And a Pumsy's character.
06:23:55 syv: I always call her Aleksandra.
06:24:20 syv: Mostly because she got pissy when Pumsy called her Sasha, and said only friends call her that. :P
06:24:33 ER: don't you know that blades can't collide with other players
06:26:01 MJ: It’s a good place for them to fight
06:26:02 ER: fighting a titan in open ground is probably a bad idea
06:26:08 syv: The trees are fucking enormous.
06:26:12 MJ: Unless I guess the smart one starts throwing trees
06:26:18 syv: Once you learn how it's not bad.
06:26:23 ER: yeah, taller than the big titans
06:26:36 MJ: I guess everything is just giant
06:26:39 Devastator: There are lots of trees that big.
06:26:55 MJ: You live in BC
dev. You don’t count :P
06:26:58 Devastator: The titans in the fangame seemed to be maybe three, four stories tall. Lots of trees bigger than that.
06:27:13 syv: Their width was the notable part.
06:27:20 syv: They're very short for their width.
06:28:13 Devastator: That is odd, considering they shouldn't be that old, given the setting.
06:28:16 MJ: Alabama doesn’t know what Old growth forest means do I don’t see much of giant trees.
06:29:02 syv: He's using them as test subjects.
06:29:41 ER: Levi only cares about killing, and not very much about that
06:29:41 syv: Hr's letting them die so he gets to see how she fights.
06:30:06 Devastator: In truth there isn't that much old growth near here. I have to go about an hour and a half to find some of it. But there's patches here and there.
06:30:21 ER: time to fight the female titan for the rest of the season
06:30:37 syv: There was a really thick tree like that nearby awhile ago.
06:30:45 syv: A crackhead burned it down by accident.
06:31:09 MJ: I’m curious why the drug of his addiction was known.
06:31:11 ER: animals are really good at killing things
06:31:28 syv: Her, and she was arrested shortly after.
06:31:45 Devastator: Some of the symptoms are physical.
06:34:10 syv: She's actually significantly more lethal in this show than the game.
06:34:12 ER: trying to grapple directly onto her tends to be deadly
06:34:32 ER: And she was very lethal in the game
06:34:42 syv: You could grapple her though.
06:34:46 MJ: You know what’s funny? I don’t actually need to take an anatomy class in college.
06:35:06 MJ: Nor is it recommended that I take one.
06:35:28 syv: I think he was floating in crystak
06:36:15 syv: There's a bit with Eren floating horizontal in blue with white jaggy lines and glow in the backround through something translucent.
06:36:28 syv: I think he's encased in crystal.
06:37:43 syv: If they can't kill this, nothing matters.
06:38:29 Devastator: can't they just shoot crystal loli jesus at it?
06:38:44 syv: No, she's a trainee without special magic powers.
06:38:49 syv: Also she's somewhere else entirely.
06:39:29 MJ: If you can’t kill the thing your never going to be able to actually reclaim anything
06:39:37 syv: We haven't had enough PATHOS yet.
06:39:50 syv: So let's have a nice slow motion chat with a glowy background.
06:39:54 MJ: Also this is a long ass conversation on horseback while running for your life
06:40:01 syv: They'll get around to killing her in a few episodes.
06:41:42 ER: shiny glasses creepy scientist
06:42:17 Devastator: creepy scientists plus magical girls never works out well.
06:42:24 MJ: Alright mad scientist is back
06:43:34 MJ: Just have the scientist come at you with a knife.
06:43:34 syv: Not enough drama before the fight, and no more development possible via talking while on horses, so FLASHBACKS.
06:44:11 Devastator: you can't do character development when on horses?
06:44:18 Devastator: Do they have harnesses for horses, too?
06:45:19 ER: he REALLY wanted to pick up the spoon
06:45:30 Devastator: ..does everyone have magical powers?
06:45:47 syv: And whoever the female titan is.
06:46:00 ER: well, all titans count really
06:46:06 syv: And probably the colossal titan, and the armored titan, and god damn it everyone has secret magical powets.
06:46:25 MJ: Jesus god they need to calm down.
06:46:33 Devastator: I thought 'he's electric' meant some character just started shooting lightning like a pokemon.
06:47:02 MJ: Haha. She’s the best. Completely fucking insanse and great.
06:47:04 syv: Eren touched a spoon, got electrocuted, then transformed.
06:47:49 syv: He just really wanted that spoon.
06:48:10 MJ: So his powers work off determination
06:48:10 syv: When will the flashbacks end?
06:48:33 Devastator: When Haliax can find rest.
06:48:47 MJ: I’m willing to watch one more episode in the hopes it’s not a flashback
06:48:57 ER: guess this isn't going to be a fight episode, so flashbacks will be till next ep
06:50:27 ER: I think that means he can be killed
06:51:27 syv: His human nape is the true vulnerability.
06:51:32 ER: if he's harmed and has no real plan for how to deal with it, he won't transform defensively.
06:51:34 syv: It's never been destroyed.
06:51:44 syv: What about when he was eaten?
06:51:52 Devastator: Are you hoping titan guy gets killed?
06:52:02 MJ: Yeah. I think occasionally his dad put in a contingency
06:52:10 ER: when he was eaten he just REALLY WANTED TO KILL TITANS
06:52:56 syv: Levi should really use more words.
06:53:00 Devastator: I like it when settings kill off the people with special powers.
06:53:12 MJ: I just want something to die
06:53:53 MJ: They just activated their trap card
06:53:54 syv: Being shoulder slammed into a tree isn't interesting?
06:54:07 MJ: We saw it with the building before
06:54:17 syv: It's good enough for a second time.
06:54:37 syv: So how'd they set this up?
06:54:58 ER: by getting the gear and setting up
06:55:09 syv: ...Also, guys, we just got gipped.
06:55:17 syv: Her defeat lasted all of ten seconds.
06:55:32 ER: it was a good defeat though
06:55:41 MJ: But looked really cool and involved cleverness.
06:55:45 syv: We had THREE EPISODES of setup though!
06:56:11 MJ: Better than the last Star Wars movie. That just never payed off.
06:56:13 ER: she just fucking ripped through everything for three episodes and then got trap carded, in spectacular fashion.
06:56:42 syv: Not your fetish, so IT MUST DIE
06:56:48 ER: that's a good fight, just on a stratigic scale rather than a tactical one. :P
06:56:57 MJ: It makes perfect sense
Syv :P
06:57:40 Devastator: I'd love to see loli die. So long as we get sparkles. ;-p
06:58:07 ER: that's an interesting fetish you've got there
dev
06:58:11 Devastator: I am kinda playing a sparkly magical girl, albeit one that's not really a loli. ;-p
06:58:43 syv: Totally a common thing in the bowels of the internet.
06:59:11 ER: no, it's that plus sparkles
06:59:40 Devastator: That was a quick bathroom.
07:00:49 Devastator: ..not really loli or vore. Just sparkly things and tragedy.
07:01:20 ER: why do that when you can break the cutie
07:01:26 MJ: Man she really did wreck shop for like 4 episodes
07:01:41 syv: Killed no named characters though.
07:01:46 MJ: Your right
Syv. That shoulder check was worth seeing twice
07:01:56 syv: So basically zero actual kills.
07:02:06 ER: I think some named characters, just not important ones
07:02:21 syv: Oh, yeah, characters named promptly before being killed.
07:03:12 ER: oh hey levi used singular they~
07:03:17 MJ: I read a book recently where the author killed off 3 of the main charecters and severely wounded a 4 in the last 15 pages of the first book.
07:03:17 syv: Do you think the person inside her is gonna be a woman?
07:03:33 MJ: Because Jaeger makes a dude titan
07:03:37 Devastator: I just want to see a janitor cleaning up sparkly brain matter that was splattered all over a wall.
07:03:45 syv: I'd laugh if there's a dude inside.
07:04:24 syv: "Let's see you force me to write any more of this dreck! I murdered all the good chars, right at the end!"
07:05:10 syv: It's not like he'd even need to steer his horse.
07:05:16 MJ: Why did Levi not explain any of this. It’s not like any of its secrete
07:05:28 syv: I think it actually is literally very secret.
07:05:41 Devastator: Horses are secret now?
07:05:52 syv: No, the plan to trap the female titan.
07:06:11 MJ: Ah true. He could have just said I have a plan to Eren.
07:06:38 ER: he pretty much implied that they have a plan
07:06:42 syv: He more or less did, though. It was clear he was doing something.
07:06:57 Devastator: ..why keep it secret? Too long to explain?
07:07:11 syv: Because the female titan is human, and likely a soldier.
07:07:12 Devastator: I doubt the Titans have an intelligence service.
07:07:26 syv: If you tell soldiers out the plan to capture her, she won't follow along.
07:07:41 syv: If you tell Eren while she's following, she can hear and break off.
07:07:44 Devastator: Anyone who hasn't shown up while the titan is around?
07:07:51 syv: Though they coulda told her beforehand.
07:08:16 MJ: There’s too many charecters here
dev.
07:08:30 syv: She left just before, she gets shown in the OP AND ED, and is a jackass.
07:08:43 Devastator: is ponytail potato girl?
07:08:52 syv: Also, one of the few females who hasn't been seen in a long while, despite being shown a fair bit.
07:09:02 syv: Potato girl has been shown.
07:09:03 Devastator: sounds like a candidate then.
07:10:30 ER: oh yeah, that guy who died was introduced a lot earlier and killed a titan on screen
07:10:53 MJ: Trapped Titan looks very sad.
07:13:15 Devastator: Other meaning of skin there,
syv.
07:13:17 ER: she makes skin and then hardens it
07:13:28 MJ: Maybe the crystals is the skin
07:13:58 syv: Only the good men, Levi doesn't care for the good women.
07:15:07 Devastator: Silly
syv, they're facing an extinction level scenario. Preferentially arming the expendable population cannot happen!
07:15:45 ER: all the dude titans rush desperately to protect their waifu
07:16:17 MJ: Why does everyone in this have PTSD even before they joined the military?
07:16:30 syv: Because their species is nearly extinct?
07:17:53 Devastator: (It's okay,
syv. I just think that such decisions aren't made in isolation. There's plenty of reasons to not do things like that.)
07:18:15 syv: What are you babbling about?
07:18:58 MJ: Huh. I thought, they’d were rescuing her not eating her
07:19:15 syv: She prolly escaped in the confusion.
07:19:52 syv: Nah, too much of a reveal.
07:20:10 syv: 'll have to show the answer later, so she lived.
07:21:19 Devastator: Nah, fem titan is goign to be absent for the next 30 episodes, as part of a long-con plan.
07:21:37 syv: But she will show up again.
07:22:16 syv: Not showing their face or hair, here she is.
07:22:43 syv: And right after they point it out, to be extra obvious.
07:22:45 ER: the person whose face was hidden is the traitor
07:23:38 MJ: Why’d she even kill him? Just makes it way more obvious
07:23:40 syv: Who was the named person who was just killed?
07:24:10 syv: Well, yeah, but Eren said a named.
07:24:12 ER: he's the one who Levi left in charge of the squad
07:24:48 syv: Did he have any characterization beyond that?
07:24:53 Devastator: hmm, so ponytail and the titan were present at the same time?
07:25:21 syv: Ponytail was present in the ED, in a prominent position, shown in opposition to the protags.
07:25:42 syv: In the same group as loli and the jackass scout who escaped from her grip.
07:26:22 Devastator: I'm assuming ED is the ending scene?
07:26:24 MJ: Wait. Was Pontail in the early training part who kept shoveling bread in potatoe girls mouth?
07:26:36 syv: It's the visual stuff with the ending song.
07:26:57 syv: She was in the opening with Jean and Eren, and knocked them on their asses.
07:27:16 syv: Loli is also shown arguing with someone, looking afraid/guilty, implying she's a villain who is sympathetic, adding another trope to her character.
07:27:34 Devastator: so should I bother watching it?
07:27:49 syv: If you want to watch with us, I guess.
07:28:02 syv: You could also watch with us and just start right in the middle.
07:28:08 ER: watch it if you want, don't if you don't
07:28:14 syv: We're twenty episodes in now.
07:29:03 Devastator: Nah, I'll catch up. Not working, ATM.
07:29:10 Devastator: so more time on my hands.
07:30:06 Devastator: besides, I've got them downloaded.
07:30:19 ER: (Went lack and Levi called that guy L)
07:31:14 Devastator: So you've watched 1-20?
07:31:36 syv: He's not L, he wasn't pale enough, and didn't eat enough candy.
07:31:59 Devastator: ..what does eating candy have to do with being referred to by a letter?
07:32:12 MJ: There’s too many charecters I can’t keep all of these guys straight
07:32:33 ER: good thing they keep dying then
07:34:31 MJ: I’ve got stuff in the morning
07:35:49 syv: Hey
ER want to play the game with me
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07:39:43 ER: well what have we got then?
07:41:40 ER: uh, I think it's late enough that I lack the agility to play that right now.
08:04:39 ER: ah, I like. really aught to sleep sometime
08:05:59 ER: don't reget staying up a while watching a giant skinless chick slap some people around, but at this point I'm just waffling and doing nothing
08:09:01 Devastator: worse things to do.
08:10:05 syv: I'm staying up to change my schedule.
08:10:14 syv: But if you don't have a good reason, go sleep.
08:10:36 syv: Also, I'm finding Levi difficult. He's so slow on the ground, and that hurts his options.
08:10:46 ER: if the category is a simple "things to do", then uh, yeah that stuff can get pretty bad
08:11:03 syv: He's fast, but only in the air.
08:11:26 syv: And you can have a char with much more land speed but only a slight air penalty.
08:11:27 ER: well I finally managed to copy over what I wanted to
08:11:49 syv: Kill the memebros tomorr--okay then, bue.
08:15:41 Devastator: who are the memebros?
08:18:42 Devastator: That's the point of no return in the debuff mod, right?
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11:36:45 Devastator: well, first blood goes, predictably, to Mikasa.
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11:47:31 Devastator: Yeah, it seems superpowers aren't
a one-off thing.
11:49:20 Devastator: Mikasa just used CC in that flashback.
18:47:09 Devastator: These idiots need
a real chain of command so bad.
18:59:01 Devastator: Well, nice to have proof that all titans are people. That's why the weak spots are all the same size. You're killing the person inside the titan.
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20:42:19 Devastator: catching up on AoT.
20:42:29 Devastator: Seems fairly average.
20:42:41 Devastator: probably noticed
a few plot-things.
20:42:48 Devastator: but yeah, Mikasa's got powers.
20:43:22 Devastator: There's some good bits, but god do they talk
a lot.
20:43:27 Devastator: PM3 did it much better.
20:50:20 Devastator: "Why the hell did my father keep this secret? Is he insane?"
20:50:32 Devastator: Well, I can think of some reasons, but that's definately
a reasonable question.
21:22:32 Devastator: Holy fuck, is he actually issuing an order to rotate fucking units?
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23:56:26 Devastator: Huh, got
a riddler puzzle today.
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