00:00:47 Devastator: And you can't talk to the moon spirit until you contact her, which requires an item in the care of Lord Maxwell, Lord of the Earthly Elements, who is another magic spirit. To get to him you need contracts with the spirits of air, earth, water, and fire.
00:00:52 Devastator: Long fetch quest, really.
00:01:23 syv: Apparently, in Dark Souls' code, the internal names for the covetous serpent ring effects are "Dropped up" (gold), and "Get up Seoul" (silver).
00:02:13 syv: Ring of fog effect is, bizarrely, "Stone roller hat".
00:02:42 ER: maybe it's item id used to belong to something else?
00:02:56 Devastator: Interestingly, you can't fight him back in the past because the main character's parents met through the process of defeating the big bad in the past. If you beat him there, you'd cause a time paradox.
00:04:50 syv: All of the English effect names appear to be translated from Japanese, and are therefore in English. The only exception is the Rusted Iron Ring's effect, which is named "Tsuyoshiashi".
00:05:51 ER: I have to wonder what's DS's development was like. :P
00:06:29 Devastator: Also, a hundred years in the past he had a very big army and a city behind him. He got defeated then by a big alliance of people and some godly intercession, and only broke free to harass your parents generation about fifty years later.
00:06:43 Devastator: So the big bad never wins.
00:07:26 syv: I have to wonder what coding is like for the Japanese, and other non-English cultures. To my understanding they still code in English, with roman letters. Despite not speaking or writing like that, in general.
00:07:31 Devastator: Well, he's got two wins. That first defeat let him make himself more or less immortal.
00:07:49 syv: Or, Latin letter, or whatever our alphabet descends from. :P
00:08:02 ER: They seem to manage well enough.
00:08:09 Devastator: And basically since then everyone had to put him down with something different.
00:08:55 syv: Clearly. I don't think I would be able to do much if programming languages required you to write in kanji.
00:09:47 Devastator: Don't forget there are three japanese alphabets.
00:10:12 ER: Well, people have english as a second language pretty commonly, right? So that's just because americans are ignorant and uneducated. :P
00:11:41 ER: Rather than making middle schoolers read old novels, have them learn how to code in kanji.
00:12:29 Devastator: You also can't,
ER.
00:12:40 Devastator: Kanji is for ancient words.
00:13:26 ER: stupid and illogical systems are perfect for developing minds to learn.
00:15:11 syv: I don't think it would be the worst idea to make middle schoolers learn to code, peiod.
00:15:39 ER: Yeah, I'm just suggesting the worst way of implementing a good idea
00:17:34 Devastator: By the time they grow up humans won't be programming any more.
00:18:26 ER: Eh, we'll still be poking at the underlaying numbers of our AI for a while more.
00:18:42 syv: Will Moby Dick be more relevant when they're adults?
00:19:21 ER: they'll need those maritime whaling skills in the apocalypce.
00:21:10 MidJag: Also, I'm now positive it's warmer outside then my dorm room.
00:21:31 MidJag: It's 55 outside for refrence
00:21:31 ER: (Constantly repeating every single beat I've felt before)
00:21:40 syv: (
Devastator) Gotta head off sooner than expected, so going back to the house later tonight.
00:21:40 syv: (
Devastator) Might also poke away from here for a bit doing various things.
00:21:40 syv: (
Devastator) but sorta available?
00:22:01 syv: (Every single time I hit that walll~)
00:22:54 MidJag: Alright.
Dev do you want to be like the support mall ninja? Squeelin in and out of the fray on your tactically optimal(painted black) golf cart?
00:24:55 MidJag: Also on the subject of coding I don't know how that works but in science everyone just uses Roman letters and numerals, Makes it surprisingly possible to understand what the other dude in another language is talking about in those situations to my understanding. So I would guess codings similar
00:26:41 Devastator: Well, the ones you read.
00:26:43 Devastator: but yes, most people.
00:27:20 syv: Far as I can tell (having fiddled with the source of precisely ONE foreign game), all the functions and keywords of the kanguage are in English, while everything programmer named is randomly titled in either an English transliteration of the native word, or a (sometimes misused) English word.
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00:28:17 Devastator: I don't know. Do we need sheets?
00:28:47 syv: You may want to write down the gun traits, if
MJ goes overboard with the generstor.
00:29:37 Devastator: I kinda have the idea that any stats, traits, etc, for mall ninja are entirely imaginary and have no mechanical influence on the game.
00:30:38 ER: "Oh yeah I totally have +3 skill with rifles"
00:31:32 syv: And that's not just in rifles. It's ALL skill. All of it.
00:32:26 ER: I like the idea that nothing has mechanical effect other than the guns, and the more "customized" the gun is, the worse it is.
00:33:48 syv: They were a bit stupid, but I can kinda understand it.
00:34:52 syv:
MidJag! Srop running for your frat's Secretary of State or whatever you're doing, and tell us how the game will work!
00:35:19 MidJag: heh, we are now going with that, because I find that hilarious. Everyone get's to pick 4 types of guns each with 2 ordnance weapons to be shared amongst yourselves. You have one ultra"customized" and "totally operator looking" gun. and two somewhat customized and one only lightlly customized gun
00:36:14 syv: Are we supposed to pick model, or just ask for pistol/rifle/shotgun/whatever?
00:36:36 MidJag: Just ask for type, as in pistol rifle shotgun whatever.
00:39:25 ER: bolt action, another bolt action, another bolt action, pistol. In that order.
00:40:23 syv: I presume you mean we get one 7, two 5s, one 3?
00:41:32 MidJag: Yeah, I'm saving 11 for later
00:42:31 Devastator: I'll take a bigger submachine gun, a smaller submachine gun, an automatic pistol, and a shotgun.
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00:43:14 MidJag: I'll PM you guys your guns.
00:43:23 MidJag: Just makes it easer to send it.
00:43:31 MidJag: Also better formatting.
00:43:59 Devastator: Oh, speaking of PMs, did you get your turn,
MJ?
00:44:03 Devastator: And are you okay with your perk?
00:44:39 MidJag: The one whith the river and lizaards? Or was there a more recent one?
00:45:40 MidJag: I did, and yeah higher health sounds appropriate for him.
00:46:12 MidJag: I also responded, at least it says I did
00:46:19 Devastator: That's fine, I'll get it later.
00:46:25 Devastator: Not at home at the moment.
00:46:43 syv: Kay, I went with ordnance, ordnance, handgun, sniper rifle.
00:47:05 Devastator: can I have dual pistols instead of the automatic pistol?
00:48:57 Devastator: I want lots of bullets from tiny guns.
00:50:38 MidJag: Cool, one sec while I finish genning. Shouldn't be much longer.
00:51:52 syv: Specifically I got a semiauto M2 browning modified to be full auto, with two tactical flashlights, a foregrip, and a chainsaw grip. It was modified to look like an M134 minigun. An X-15 flamethrower with a holographic sight and two attached axeblades, and a massive compensator attached to the muzzle. A silenced mateba autorevolver, painted with woodland camo, loaded with subsonic hollowpoints, and a bipod. Finally, a Che
00:52:26 Devastator: I like how the bipod is on the autorevolver and not the M2.
00:52:43 syv: The M2 has a chainsaw grip, of course!
00:53:04 Devastator: I don't know what that is.
00:53:26 ER: a grip that is also a chainsaw
00:53:47 syv: It's... you know the predator films? The big minigun they used? The guy had a grip shaped like /--\ on top of it, which he held it with.
00:55:15 syv:
MJ, want me to gen one of their gun sets?
00:55:58 MidJag: heh, have a little more faith in my ability operate programs, I might be cursed with laptops, but so far it only seems to affect hardware :P
00:55:59 Devastator: Off for a bit, back in 15 minutes or so.
00:56:17 ER: welp, that looks complicated. :P
00:56:48 syv: The program to make these things is almost 800 lines.
00:57:42 MidJag:
ER, do me a favor and reply to that PM just so it'll pop up in my inbox
00:58:05 ER: this PSG sounded great till it was loaded with snake shot :V
00:59:18 MidJag: Heh, everyone seems to have obscene decals on at least one gun
00:59:50 syv: I don't, actually. Lucky me!
01:00:01 ER: extremely automatic PSG-1, with an extended mag, holograpic sights.
01:00:29 syv: You might get lucky and find some real .308.
01:01:25 ER: That one is extended mag too
01:02:28 ER: "40% chance of catastrophic detonation each time it's fired"
01:03:12 ER: okay, so three extended mag snipers for me
01:03:34 syv: I should've left those out of the generator, so we wouldn't actually see our guns' flaws.
01:03:36 MidJag: Shhhhhh, you only kinda know that. Your big meaty head is positive that it's only just really strong and has a nagging doubt that somethings kinda wrong from the way the gun bulges whenever you fire it.
01:03:48 ER: also my second gun, the one prone to exploding, is painted like a confederate flag
01:04:27 MidJag: Heh, the one problem is this is gonna make turns take a sec while I try to rember what everyones guns do.
01:04:42 MidJag: Ah well, this is totally gonna be worth it.
01:04:46 ER: extended AND have duckt-taped double mags
01:04:58 ER: my character must really love duct tape
01:05:46 ER: two angled foregrips, and an attached ar-15
01:06:32 ER: and of course my m1911 has a bipod.
01:06:45 ER: Okay, think I've absorbed this information now.
01:08:05 syv: Oh! Cool. So what's the sitch?
01:08:53 MidJag: oh, one last thing, what are you guys wearing?
01:09:16 ER: confederate flag speedo and sunglasses
01:09:43 syv: Thirteen plates of level IV bodyarmor ducttaped to my body, beneath a woodland ghillie suit.
01:09:57 syv: I also have a lot of water pottles half full of ice.
01:10:30 syv: I presume only my mateba is carried, since a flamethrower, M2, and Intervention are too large to take on basic patrol.
01:12:50 ER: I carry ALL my guns, with the rifles being attached to my back by belts.
01:14:18 syv: >Begin patrolling the mall, very stealthily, as befitting a ghillie sniper with a suppressed autorevolver.
01:14:21 MidJag: You two
ER in his traditional uniform of the confederate flag speedo and his mirrored aviator shades and
syv in his dripping wet ghile suit are standing gaurd outside of the den of scum and villany that is the Macys at the mall you've been hired to defend with your lives.
01:15:06 syv: >Specifically patrol towards the food court.
01:15:40 MidJag: Your back up
Dev if that's cool.
01:15:43 syv:
Dev, can you access your forum profile?
01:17:23 syv: Uhh. Guess
MJ needs to send your guns over IRC.
01:17:50 MidJag: Alright, lemme finish this turn and I'll send it.
01:18:02 Devastator: I think I'll go for the brightly-coloured hawaiian shirt with socks and sandals.
01:18:27 Devastator: medium-length tan shorts.
01:18:30 ER: damn, he has superheated rubber bullets
01:18:55 Devastator: Those sound like jam machines.
01:19:19 syv: They have a high chance of destroying the gun, yes.
01:20:57 Devastator: Wears glasses, is overweight, balding, and sweaty.
01:21:22 ER: My guy is bald and has a dark beard
01:22:07 syv: My guy is completely hairless and covered with camouflage facepaint. Entirely. Every inch of his body.
01:22:16 MidJag: (3)
Syv you begin to very slowly clomp along the malls walkways, holding your gun in front of you just like that fucking pussy ass spy Bond with all his sneaking around like a coward, You creep forward with the ceramic pot strapped to yourside to better disuguise yourself in the foliage of the potted plants. A few people give you a few sideways looks before you manage to get to the food court and silentlly toss some a coins on the
01:22:16 MidJag: counter never actually standing up from your crouch, the cashier sighs, haveing had this happen far to many times and hands you a pink berry slurpie, you slurp happily at it as you crouch walk away.
ER's sunglasses flash as he stares down a toddler with a lollipop dareing him to stick it onto some clothing. 3 the toddler giggles at your glare as the worried mother hurries him away from you.
01:23:39 MidJag: ((huh, spotify randomly started playing Twilight Force, I don't know if that's innaprotpie or hilariouslly appropriate for a mall ninja game))
01:23:46 syv: >Find the highest vantage point available, climb up, and then set up the mateba, bipod and all. Be ready for danger.
01:26:23 syv: >After it's set up, keep the sight of the mateba trained on
ER. Hes the only other armed person
01:26:35 syv: and is therefore potentially dangerous.
01:32:54 MidJag:
syv you take the elevator up to the 4th floor and lie down pointing your sights at the potentially dangerous lunatic that is your coworker.
ER on his part just stands there watching until, wait, what did that scum just do? Your highelly trained senses suddenlly go on high alert as the sudden beep of the shoplifitng alarm goes off at the last remaing Sears in exsistence and two young neonazis, well your pretty sure they're neonazis,
01:32:54 MidJag: ones balding at least, run out of the entrance clutching what looks like a bag of candy. you go for your gun, not on your watch.
01:34:11 ER: "Behold the might of this american-made SVD, evildoer!"
01:34:43 ER: Open fire using the AR-15 attachment on my "SVD"
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01:38:36 syv: >Snipe
ER with the Mateba before he takes out those innocent people outside my field of view!
01:40:17 Devastator: Can I see the other guys?
01:41:52 MidJag: Your busy charging the golf cart and checking the heavy ordance right now. But your just behind a storage door you can hear everything.
01:42:19 Devastator: Well, nobody's fired yet, so continue with the plan until the gunfire starts.
01:45:59 Devastator: Oh, and if I'm reacting to fire, start with some rounds from the Calico. I've been wanting to try out those handloads.
01:51:17 MidJag: 5
ER in one soemwaht awkard motion you unsling your "SVD" and sight up on one of the fleeing shoplifters, you close your eyes behind your shades and fire a burst from your AR and amazingly he actually goes down choking on his own blood from two punctured lungs, his friend keeps runnning, though, you suddenlly see another man run out of a Bass pro shop with a homicidal gleam in his eyes as he reaches into his pants and pulls out a s
01:51:17 MidJag: awn off double barrel shotgun with a truelly ridiculusly huge comepensator on it and a foregrip which appears to be the only way he can hold it up.
Syv you see your cowork suddenly unsling his rifle and and open fire on someone, the guys lost it in this highstress enviorment, and you open up your mateba on him. 3 you fire a shot, and nothing seems to happen to him, damn he must have armor in his speedo, and caught the bullet on it.
01:51:17 MidJag:
Dev, you hear gun fire and pull out the charger and hop into the golf cart peeling onto the mall floor the ordanance and syvs gun ratteling around in the back.
01:53:06 syv: >Keep firing! Empty every chamber!
01:55:05 Devastator: pedal to the metal. Find the target and jump from the golf cart moments before impact.
01:57:13 ER: hey, I'm gonna go now and be back in a while
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02:10:06 MidJag:
ER just stares at the gunman as he raises his shotgun towards him, before there is what is possible the quietest sound ever made by a shotgun firing and nothing happens, he stares at you in confusion at your not deadness, 2
Syv you conclude that you just missed this rouge agent, and sight up and fire again the second that you pull the trigger theres an explosion and something hits your eye and peppers your body with sharpnel, most
02:10:06 MidJag: of your plate stops it, but your bleeding superfically wherever theres a gap in your armor on your front and your pretty sure that you might be missing an eye and a finger or two. Shit. 1
Dev you put the petal the plastic of glof carts floor and drive straigtht at the the confused gunman you completly misjudge your tragecotry and how hard it is to take turns on linoleium though and skid out guns being thrown everywhere as you slam
02:10:06 MidJag: into a wall. Your unhurt but the guns are scattered all around the place.
02:11:55 syv: >Spit blood, then discard the destroyed Mateba. Then leap down just as the gold cart passes underneath, and do a three-point landing onto its roof.
02:12:09 Devastator: Pick up my Calico and put the chainsaw to work on this agent.
02:22:42 MidJag: You spit out some blood, before you wait for a an out of contorl golf cart to drive right underneath you hurl yourself off your ghille suit flapping and letting you exeprince the first cool breeze all day. 2 you crash land onto the golf cart crushing the roof, and slamming into the passenger seat and through part of the floor. you hear the sound of something crack and an incredible pain in your ankle Damnit, not again.
Dev you sta
02:22:42 MidJag: rt up your chainsaw and start toward the shotgun man. He [shotgun man 4] he maneges to reload and point the sawed off at you, before his shotgun violentlly explodes on the squibbed slugs, 3 Seizing advantage of the opportunity you run up the man and whiff horribly with your chainsaw as he reels back blind and missing both hands. Man it's harder to use one of these things then the ultimate simulator (gears of war) taught you, you sh
02:22:42 MidJag: ould file a formal complaint to them about how unrealsitic they make their games.
02:27:07 MidJag: Oh my apologies, that golf cart is still driving after you hopped out of it
Dev, that's why
syv landed on it. Sorry about that.
02:28:18 syv: Grab SOME gun out of the cart, whatever's available, and open fire on... whoever is attacking the good guys. While balanced on top of the cart!
02:28:41 syv: ((This is even more of a game about shooting yourself in the foot than RTD typically is.))
02:29:07 Devastator: Drop the calico and draw my pistols, waving them around more or less randomly, while shouting "Who else wants some?!!!" Blow up whoever shoots back with the underbarrel grenade launchers..
02:29:08 Devastator: Well, we could play it more safely, but this doesn't seem like the game to do that with.
02:29:23 MidJag: ((It's a mall ninja game, your a bunch of idiots with high powered weapons what did you exepect? :P))
02:39:18 MidJag: 1 you don't find any guns in the cart, so instead you point your fingers at the blind unhanded man and go pew pew. He doesn't seem to notice you seemingly more preocupied with bleeding.
Dev tosses the calico to you after a while and draws his pistols as he waves them around screaming who wants some of this. As he says this he hears the telltale quiet roll of skateboards as two skateboarders suddenly roll towards them you immedietl
02:39:18 MidJag: ly sight in on them as they both draw their guns, one hopping off his skateboard to grab two chain saw gripped confederate flag Glock 26's with an attached AR-15, pistol, and bipod and the other pulls out a an M9 flamethorower painted in camo and with a bright red swiss army knife dangling under the barrel and a truelly massive telescopic scope.
02:40:50 syv: (
Dev, what's the calico like?)
02:41:56 Devastator: Two targets, two guns. I've clearly got the solution here.
02:48:45 Devastator: It shoots handloads, has a chainsaw, and various.
02:49:23 Devastator: obscene decals, silencer, tactical flashlight.
02:49:47 Devastator: and drum magazines taped to each other.
02:54:51 MidJag: 1
syv you grab the calico but get enthralled by the massive amount of porn etched onto the gun everysquare inch including the magazines and silencer are just covered in it, your kinda just in awe right now. You didn't even know that you could do that with a pineapple. 4
Dev you choke up on your pistols and muscles straining at keeping so much mass so far from your body, and barely even looking down either sight point both pistols a
02:54:51 MidJag: t the skateboardes and fire the grenade launchers. skateboarders 2 random consequences 3 both of them go down from the combination of the concussion and sharpnel, in his last act the skateboarder with the dual pistols squeezes their triggers sending two slamefiring pistols skittering around the mall, luckily only manageing only manageing to smash out the windows of everystore in sight and sending everysingle shopper scrambleing for
02:54:51 MidJag: even more cover then they already had.
02:55:11 MidJag: ((huh, I've had a weirdly consistent post length.))
02:57:28 Devastator: Hells yeah! Drop the pistols like a boss and clutch my Mac-10. Grab a bag and get some money with the other hand.
02:59:13 syv: >Admire pornography, since everyone's already dead anyway. Maybe look around a bit for my M2 and/or Intervention, too.
03:04:25 MidJag: As the two of you celebrate your victory
Dev notices something, both of these skateboarders shouldn't have been able to get past the high electricty fence, clearlly this menace to the public goes straight to the top, it must be your manager arranging this massive crime wave and arming everyone with such excellent and sane weaponry. You rember the manger was on like the third floor, and right now you guys are on the first.
Dev meanw
03:04:25 MidJag: hile goes and grabs the pistols look a badass and hugs his mac 10 in celebration, he stuffs the skateboarders slightly scorched wallets into a bag while
syv admires the pornography until he eventually manages to wrap his head around it and grab his M2 and internvtion from their scattered positon.
03:05:21 syv: >Also grab my flamethrower.
03:05:36 syv: "You have *great* taste in men, by the way."
03:06:19 syv: >Head back up to the fourth floor, and set up the browning, overlooking the mall's entrance. There will be reinforcements, there's always reinforcements.
03:06:52 Devastator: Try for something better than wallets. Maybe I can find one of those cool cowboy neckties.
03:07:02 MidJag: Just saying both your ankles are broken, so are you using the golf cart?
03:07:08 MidJag: Or like crawling or what?
03:08:43 syv: Real men make their own say;
03:08:58 syv: You gotta start to crawl before you can run.
03:10:28 Devastator: I thought I was okay because everyone else's guns seem to blow up when they aim at me.
03:10:31 MidJag: He's kinda a mess right now, missig a finger and an eye and 2 broken ankles.
03:10:33 Devastator: I must be invinicible.
03:16:16 MidJag: Ah shit, gimme ten min.
03:21:22 MidJag: okay, hopefully that's resolved for a while
03:29:30 MidJag: 1
syv carrying about 200 pounds of armor and 3 different guns makes it about 5 feet crawling before he topples over and can't right himself. 1
Dev meanwhile finds a lacy pink tie in Sears which he happily wears. You hear some muffled yelling from 3 third floor and the sound of someone getting onto the elevator.
03:35:05 syv: Yes, welcome to the world of firearms modification. I put a bunch of insane stuff in there, and yet, I think virtually all of it has legitimately been done.
03:35:18 syv: It was fun. Slow, but fun.
03:35:38 MidJag: Yeah, I'm out of practice with running turns quick.
03:35:57 syv: I think I should up overhaul chances, and maybe lower a couple of other mods. Squibs in particular.
03:36:09 syv: Though, maybe that's just the low sample size.
03:38:06 MidJag: Only two of the guns were squibs.
03:38:51 syv: Well, there were... 16 guns rolled?
03:39:00 syv: Which seems reasonable, I suppose.
03:39:11 MidJag: I rolled a couple more for quick refrence for enemeis
03:40:37 MidJag: I was kinda disapointed you guys didnt' get to take on the manager. by random chance he had a HK XM29 combination grenade launcher/M16
03:41:24 MidJag: which menaced with spikes
03:41:43 MidJag: That generator was great
03:44:48 syv: I'm gonna have to find another use for it at some point.
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03:57:04 MidJag: Also thing I never knew and I wish I'd added into MP. Apperentlly flares were used a lot in WWII bombers for communication.
03:58:14 MidJag: Not really sure when it would have popped up since you guys never really flew with other people, but still. Neat
04:08:38 syvsy: How would they actually *communicate* using flares, beyond location?
04:25:34 MidJag: Different colors correspond with different signlas, Like drop bombs now, or injured men onboard or something
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05:09:52 ER: you see, when you get an oppertunuty to play a fighting game in local multiplayer, you frikkin take it.
05:13:41 ER: Protip: do the thing that your opponant has shown a hard time dealing with.
05:22:59 Devastator: doesn't that get you punched?
05:23:45 ER: Either you get punched or your partner finds a way to solve it and become better.
05:24:37 Devastator: Next time teach them something you already know how to counter. ;-p
05:25:14 ER: I was just picking the game up for the first time in years and years
05:25:34 ER: And back then I was probably button mashing.
05:25:56 Devastator: An honourable profession.
05:35:36 Devastator: Aww, Ally's invincible.
05:35:44 Devastator: although, mind you, she does have a key.
05:36:24 ER: Her eye in invincible, her neck got slashed.
05:44:21 Devastator: Lacey is getting used well in Awful Hospital.
05:44:28 Devastator: Isn't this the second time she's done this exact thing?
06:03:10 ER: (you gotta break a few. You gotta lose it all.)
06:05:55 Devastator: Dammit, lost my progress.
06:06:22 ER: (human disease. I'm getting sick of it.)
06:08:12 Devastator: (Dammit, why isn't
syv here?) ;-p
06:08:15 ER: song's over, it's 2 am, time to sleep
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06:36:21 Devastator: I'm back to where I was, minus the Maxwell fight.
06:36:26 Devastator: You want to watch it?
06:37:16 Devastator: well, if you change your mind, you've got about six minutes.
06:37:24 Devastator: There's some hoops to jump through.
06:38:33 Devastator: You're missing hot plot action!
06:39:31 syv: Meh, I prefer my hot plots delivered in the format of a visual novel. :P
06:39:50 Devastator: But the broom-wielding elf just threatened sword-dude with a fistfight.
06:46:45 syv: This is... very different from ToB.
06:50:04 Devastator: I.. didn't know he could cast that.
06:50:57 syv: I'm not really following anything that's going on. :P
06:52:41 Devastator: I'm having a rough fight.
06:56:06 syv: ...What, exactly, is a "Porn MA"?
06:56:22 Devastator: It's the booby prize for an unidentified book.
06:56:46 syv: Wait, it's actually exactly what you'd think it is?
06:59:22 Devastator: aww,
MJ missed the fight..
07:00:04 syv: What is the process for identifying a book?
07:00:12 Devastator: I shove a rune bottle at it.
07:00:49 syv: I'm not sure what to think of that.
07:02:20 Devastator: just stocking back up on consumables.
07:04:05 Devastator: He's the one guy in the world whose house I can't rob.
07:07:30 syv: Can you travel to Berseria?
07:07:47 Devastator: I don't think any of the places in this game are called that.
07:07:54 Devastator: All the games take place in seperate universes.
07:08:28 Devastator: I think Freland has the fight sequence with Cless soloing on a flying pegasus.
07:08:41 Devastator: I also think it's east of here, but I'm not sure.
07:08:47 Devastator: so time for more
Dev-standard wandering.
07:10:13 Devastator: No, sorry, pegasus is not Freland, that's the hot town.
07:10:17 Devastator: Pegasus is in the cold town.
07:16:28 Devastator: Yeah, forgot how nasty those guys are.
07:16:29 syv: Are basilisks rare or something?
07:16:39 Devastator: They're not common, but they aren't that rare.
07:17:36 Devastator: I can't remember if I saved before or after visiting Edward's house.
07:25:15 Devastator: This time I was ready for it.
07:26:24 Devastator: I should summon Maxwell at some point.
07:27:26 Devastator: This guy has Edward's statue in his closet.
07:29:08 syv: What age range was this tageted at?
07:34:06 Devastator: It was japanese release only.
07:38:16 Devastator: Totally not a trap.
07:44:21 syv: So... no pegasus back fight with Edward?
07:44:32 Devastator: That comes in Midgard, IIRC.
07:44:44 Devastator: It's also a pain in the ass. Can't hit low targets unless you do a very good jump attack.
07:46:54 Devastator: Dammit, who is going to say "Thuna Bladou"?
07:48:18 Devastator: One of the more lovely tracks.
07:56:36 Devastator: Cless's lost companion from childhood is an archer.
07:57:09 Devastator: You eventually get him back, when you go forward in time.
07:58:52 Devastator: no worries, but I need to close it now.
07:59:24 Devastator: I don't want it to overwrite the sram with that accidently loaded state.
07:59:40 Devastator: Besides, I missed picking up Arche in that forest area.
07:59:57 Devastator: I think she'll force-rejoin not far from there, but I think I missed a few items.
08:00:11 Devastator: ..should probably be it for the night. Nothing really worth watching for hours, anyway.
08:00:14 Devastator: thanks for watching.
08:00:37 Devastator: I'll update on Monday.
08:00:43 Devastator: It's a bit more bracing when playing.
08:00:56 Devastator: Push a lot of buttons.
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22:24:39 Devastator: "Wants a shiny thing."
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22:48:51 er: Everyone wants shiny things.
22:50:20 er:
syv didn't give me any feedback on the Strength cost of powers, which I'll take to mean he thinks it looks ok.
22:56:27 Devastator: Well,
RC cashed in.
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