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01:49:53 ER: "Discord's Universal Library is here to save you from having yet another launcher for your games."
01:55:44 Devastator: That sounds like 'one more library', because apparently shortcuts are too hard for people.
01:57:49 Devastator: so you interested in a quickish forum game through PM?
02:05:24 Devastator: I'll start it after getting an answer back from
MJ.
02:05:55 Devastator: It'll be a relaunch of birdgame, just before everyone goes to the god realm. What kinda perk do you want?
02:09:12 ER: I read roll to save the world at some point, yet have next to no memory of what happened.
02:09:24 Devastator: The world is ending.
02:09:43 Devastator: The characters got sent to the realm of the gods to beg for powers to help them save it.
02:12:14 Devastator: You also get something minor that relates to you.
02:13:01 ER: my perk is that I remember some useless unrelated fact at the start of every turn.
02:16:48 Devastator: Hmm, youtube working okay for you?
02:32:45 Devastator: Hmm, that's fairly serious.
02:32:57 Devastator: not good for google, that is.
02:39:52 Devastator: now to check if they closed whatever loophole was resulting in me not seeing ads..
02:50:22 Devastator: they're down to 20 a presses to 120 star mario 64.
02:51:14 ER: just paint over the A button and draw a D there
02:54:21 Devastator: I'd watch it when they're finished, but it's looking like it'll be three days long.
02:55:23 Devastator: probably get longer as a presses are removed.
02:56:41 ER: 0 A presses, but takes longer than the total lifetime of the universe
02:57:07 Devastator: Heh. There was one stat that was like that, but they found a way to bypass needing it.
02:59:00 Devastator: Needed ~1200 consecutive 1/7 chances to come off.
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15:10:54 Devastator: Some interesting ideas, bad conclusions.
15:11:38 Devastator: You mind if I spoil it?
15:16:07 Devastator: Aliens come to Europa, paint giant swastica on it to be spotted by Voyager 1.
15:17:57 Devastator: Sadly, my idea, which is that they want to 'invade' earth with tons of drones for shooting a war movie, isn't the actual reason.
15:24:26 Devastator: Nah, they're 'testing' us to see if we're peaceful enough to be allowed to join their club.
15:24:45 Devastator: Also, apparently nixon orders it to be nuked, which is stupid for lots of reasons.
15:25:47 Devastator: they also apparently consider it too warlike to launch spoiling attacks.
15:31:17 Devastator: But yeah, usual 'half baked theory', world is saved by five people where there should be five hundred, and five hundred where there should be five stuff.
15:35:29 Devastator: Still like my theory better. It would explain why the ending is so half-assed, the main character messed up the script and they had to scramble to come up with something.
15:38:14 Devastator: in my world the hidden backup attack was supposed to barely succeed.
15:38:27 Devastator: It makes more sense due to all the cinematic stupidity that's done throughout the movie.
15:43:42 Devastator: Dammit,
MJ still hasn't gotten back to me.
15:45:22 Devastator: Might just end up being you.
15:45:35 er: There's another spulunky win for me!
15:46:55 er: May have won thanks to a bug, though.
15:49:24 er: I got to the black market, and bought the ankh first thing. Then a caveman charged at me in one of the shops, I jump and hit him on the head, his unconscious body flies and collides with the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper point-blank shotguns us both.
15:50:35 er: ...Then the ankh revives me, and none of the shopkeepers are angry at me but the game thinks that they are, so I can just pick up all the items without paying.
15:51:15 er: And so I got a jetpack, shotgun, and loads of bombs.
15:55:55 er: It's pretty interesting, and free.
15:56:21 er: If you don't get the ugly version off steam, anyways.
15:56:58 er: ...Higher resolution graphics, but you lose something, I think.
15:57:22 Devastator: assuming that I can get a version of it.
15:59:03 er: www.spulunkyworld.com/original.html
16:00:26 Devastator: well, I've been bored for a while.
16:00:30 Devastator: want to see me stream it?
16:00:50 er: Thankfully the original is still on the official site.
16:01:04 er: Can't watch now, but I would.
16:01:40 Devastator: Will you be able to later?
16:02:59 Devastator: I'll hold off until then, then.
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16:05:14 syv: Read C10 of Unsounded today.
16:05:28 Devastator: Read a couple novels over the last few days.
16:05:39 Devastator: I want to relaunch birdgame.
16:06:09 syv: Is good. Prolly my favorite webcomic now.
16:06:13 Devastator: aight, think I'm going to have to wish my way out of this.
16:06:28 er: Latest few pages of Unsounded are GREAT~
16:07:09 Devastator: Better than digger?
16:07:52 er: I have no idea if
Dev would like it. Could go either way.
16:08:05 syv: Definitely. It has colors!
16:08:31 syv: I don't think
Dev would like it because he's a goblin, and liking it would cause less conflict.
16:09:03 Devastator: I think
ER having me play spelunky would take momentary priority, and I do want to launch a game.
16:09:20 Devastator: but link me when I'm bored again and I'll go for it.
16:09:25 Devastator: that said, you want to play,
syv?
16:09:30 syv: Cool. If I remember, will do.
16:09:39 er: Unsounded magic is basically what the aspectism arcane magic is in my power levels game.
16:09:54 Devastator: relaunched birdgame.
16:10:06 Devastator: Pick a perk and a god, all of youse are heading to the realm of the gods.
16:10:11 syv: Which explains why I figured out better way to use it than
Dev.
16:10:36 syv: Cool, that game was great, and I've been asking you to run a PM game since forever.
16:10:47 Devastator: Yeah, I didn't distribute stats well, and went for the wrong stuff.
16:10:56 Devastator: you beat me there cleanly.
16:11:14 Devastator: thanks for liking it. I still have trouble reading it, because although it was fun, there's stuff I'd change.
16:11:43 Devastator: I did like Khal's antics, I was doubtful he'd be able to get that god to help, but the level of entertainment provided by terrible rolls succeeded with that.
16:12:17 Devastator: Also, going to wish to deal with that moth.
16:12:34 syv: Congratulations! You wrote something and then read it later.
16:12:50 syv: You should just punch it. That's what Guile would do.
16:13:10 Devastator: I'd wish guile over here, but that seems somewhat wasteful.
16:13:41 Devastator: It sounds mocking, but I've heard enough from you to know that's not actually mocking.
16:13:45 er: Can't imagine what it would be like to have written a novel. :P
16:14:28 Devastator: You get an editor there.
16:14:39 syv: Relief, because it's done and you don't need to think it anymore?
16:15:05 er: What if people want you to write a sequel,
syv?
16:15:17 Devastator: anyway, you want to play,
syv?
16:16:30 syv: Then,
ER, you block them on all social media. Or you *do* write another, but make it a parody of the first, pointing out all the flaws.
16:19:13 Devastator: PM me with what you are, like the other character posts, and I'll give you a perk. Or just tell me what perk you like.
16:19:31 Devastator: have in mind what god you want to visit and, preferably, what you want from that god. I'll ask for that after launching.
16:19:58 Devastator: and I could really use advice with the 50 character wishes here.
16:20:15 syv: Are the gods already defined? I read the OG awhile ago and forgot most of it. >.>
16:20:27 syv: Also, you wouldn't have a link, wouldja?
16:20:52 Devastator: you wish, you describe what you want in 50 characters.
16:21:28 Devastator: That's the god list.
16:21:35 syv: Kill this moth, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?
16:22:12 syv: You can swap in "that" for "this" if you prefer, it still works~!
16:24:47 er: Pretty sure it was 50 word, not 50 character.
16:25:08 Devastator: someone just wished, and he said 50 characters.
16:25:59 er: How does that make sense? You're not texting at your god.
16:26:06 syv: Fifty word is harder, but I can whip something up.
16:26:34 er: The number of letters in each word of your request doesn't really mean anything.
16:26:40 Devastator: Now, using favor to ask for something works like this. You must write out exactly what your wish is. It must be 50 characters or less.
16:26:52 Devastator:
PW doesn't want wrangling, I guess.
16:27:07 syv: Kill this moth, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
16:27:08 syv: please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please?
16:27:25 syv: The "that" option select still exists, ofc.
16:27:52 syv: It should really be fifty syllables or less.
16:28:28 syv: If you speak monosyllabically, slur half your words, and omit articles, you can get god to do a lot more for you!
16:28:32 er: My planned wish might be something along the lines of "tell me stuff"
16:29:09 syv: For bonus words, speak with every phrase being in the language that can get it across with the fewest syllables/
16:29:36 syv: God's omnilingual, after all, He can puzzle it out.
16:30:17 Devastator: Hmm, that would have style.
16:30:26 Devastator: picking a language that does things shorter.
16:30:32 syv: Currently the most efficient wishes use a lot of the same tricks, but they also omit vowels, which makes them hell to pronounce.
16:30:33 Devastator: Damn shame I don't speak chinese/japanese.
16:31:07 Devastator: I'd rather not rely on google translate wishes..
16:32:07 er: Specially because
pw probably can't read Chinese and would just google translate it back.
16:32:24 syv: That makes it work better, actually.
16:32:40 Devastator:
PW sometimes suprises people.
16:32:42 syv: Just keep altering the writing until it gets it right upon being translated back.
16:33:09 syv: IIRC
Piecewise once complained about how hard it was the learn the Japanese alphabet, so there's that.
16:33:19 syv: I highly doubt he's fluent though.
16:33:32 Devastator: He might know enough to fuck me over.
16:33:34 er: This is an interesting meta we're coming up with.
16:34:18 Devastator: Oh, that's the obvious solution.
16:34:31 Devastator: I'm supposed to wish this metal rod I'm holding into a moth-killing weapon.
16:34:48 Devastator: Now I've got to do things wrong.
16:34:58 syv: "Our cult did a lot of research, and decided to abandon the traditional latin chanting for our rituals. Studies show that caveman Japanese with a Jamaican accent are the most efficient way to converse with God.
16:35:21 er: The obvious solution is to wish for the moth to be dead.
16:36:05 Devastator: (1) Undead moth attacks you.
16:36:11 Devastator: yeah, that's right.
16:36:25 syv: (1) Your metal rod is now a styrofoam rod.
16:36:44 syv: Make a wish to have mothballs.
16:36:58 syv: Or a FULLY AUTOMATIC MOTHBALL CANNON;
16:38:18 Devastator: "While fighting, I grow stronger than my enemies."
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17:02:23 Devastator: also, likely to stream spelunky for
er, but my net connection is terrible at the moment for unknown reasons.
17:17:14 syv: Yes, poor, poor Wekk, their time came far too soon.
17:17:53 Devastator: Whatever wekk is, sure.
17:21:27 Devastator: Nice punch from ally.
17:24:57 syv: Wondering what Guile should do, in Cult.
17:26:10 syv: This does sound like a good opportunity to join forces with an enemy, but said enemy is likely also a cultist, which is bad. And it would also be very hard to hide information from Helen.
17:56:54 Devastator: You could meet and decide during the meeting what to do.
17:57:05 Devastator: Or stalk the meeting and see what the person does.
17:59:31 er: Maybe I shouldn't give you good advice, because Guile isn't a friend
17:59:59 syv: Just not to dirty evil CULTISTS.
18:01:29 Devastator: multi-cultist action.
18:02:27 Devastator: Also, this other cultist is stealing
ER's thunder. Didn't you want to make a cutie?
18:02:30 er: Car riding + mobile signal makes for bounces
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18:38:57 Devastator: Come to any decision about what to do with Guile?
18:45:31 Devastator: Guile might go for the capture.
19:00:52 sy: Sorry, haven't been watching IRC. Say my name if I don't respond.
19:01:21 Devastator: just reminded myself that power in pumsy's requires screwing over a player specifically. ;-p
19:01:28 sy: I figure Guile will just play along for now, possibly meet with the woman. He needs to know more before he takes any drastic actions.
19:02:00 sy: Did I ever tell you why I went with the name
19:03:33 Devastator: outside of it being the name of the street fighter character?
19:04:10 sy: Guile's just a reference to a meme, chosen because I wanted a char with max guile.
19:04:30 sy: Ah well, it's kind've a spoiler. Maybe after the game dies.
19:08:42 Devastator: Yeah, I think Guile would go for the capture, unless you have some info that would require you to kill her.
19:08:48 Devastator: but that's just my opinion.
19:09:20 sy: Oh, of course. Unless leaving her be is more advantageous.
19:09:40 sy: If she's FBI, say, he'd betray the team immediately.
19:09:54 Devastator: Yeah. Something like that might happen.
19:10:20 Devastator: although it does seem odd that the FBI would use an idiot like the guy you just captured, though.
19:12:13 sy: Yep. Hence why I was figuring she's prolly cult.
19:12:25 sy: And the cult you know is better than the cult you don't.
19:18:08 Devastator: Either that or that guy is really, really good at the undercover thing.
19:19:55 sy: Yeah, that's something I considered. I think it's not probable, though. Occam's razor.
19:20:13 Devastator: I mean, he got raised from the dead.
19:20:21 Devastator: who would have the presence of mind to lie after that happens?
19:22:57 sy: Could've just thought he got knocked out.
19:23:54 Devastator: Somehow, I doubt that.
19:24:17 Devastator: "The man responds in a dreamlike way, as though not quite all there."
19:25:58 sy: So he's high, or faking it. Admittedly not appropriate for cocaine, but believable enough for an agent faking it.
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19:55:51 Devastator: Ask
syv why he named Pumsey's as he did, for he didn't tell me.
19:56:01 Devastator: I'm probably going to start irritating him a bit by appending an 'e'.
19:56:26 Devastator: Also, got
syv's charsheet for his bird. I'll try to get it started friday or saturday, so I'd like yours as well.
19:56:27 er: Eh, I'd probably rather not know
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20:31:08 Devastator: I'm going to get some food together, but I'll be ready to stream in about two hours.
21:59:30 Devastator: oh, need a gamepad.
22:02:40 Devastator: I got one right here, though, so might as well.
22:15:04 ER: (they can die, you just can't damage them with the whip while they're unconsious)
22:19:46 ER: gotta hold down to toss a rope down,
Dev.
22:21:35 ER: there's also keys to just use ropes or bombs right away rather than having to switch to them.
22:27:49 ER: you don't have to jump over spikes that are on the same level as you, just don't fall into them
22:30:38 ER: just don't carry them out without paying'
22:38:09 ER: just falling across the whole stage and landing on a snake
22:39:29 ER: samn way you put anything down?
22:46:18 ER: ways to get health: rescue damsels, appease Kali
22:57:20 ER: kill shopkeepers with what now?
22:58:32 ER: boulders can kill shopkeepers, sure
23:22:15 ER: to be fair her alter is already pretty bloody
23:44:43 ER: for some reason the bow and arrow has limited ammo unlike every other weapon
23:58:19 ER: that's not ALL it does, but yes
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