00:39:02 ER: (+100 CONTEMPT FOR YOUTH BONUS)
01:14:20 ER: Ah, so the trash bag nurse was acting unusually because someone locked her sister in a trash can.
01:14:40 ER: New cosmic revelation every few layers.
01:26:00 ER: "more liberal with their application of battleships than most people are with bullets."
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02:43:57 ER: "Whether or not you think I've ever come up with anything terribly clever, sticking a bow tie and nerd glasses on a bacteriophage is not really any high point of cleverness, but sometimes the simpler and dumber things are what you keep going back to. "
03:21:49 Devastator: and Saeko is going to a rave.
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03:31:37 ER: "Antiperceptual Psychomiasma"
03:35:57 Devastator: Huh, the browns win.
03:41:54 MidJag: Actually I've heard the browns might actually not be ungodlly terrible this year
03:42:49 MidJag: Granted I heard that from a guy from Cleavland, but it was better then the weeping when I asked him how the browns doing were last year. ~
03:46:01 Devastator: They were supposed to be not ungodly horrible last year.
03:46:18 Devastator: They did manage to avoid brownsing it up this game.
03:47:46 MidJag: Ah right, that was last game they brownsed up.
03:48:31 Devastator: and a dozen of them last year.
03:49:11 MidJag: It's the browns, they are Americas football based punchline
03:49:27 Devastator: Well, they did win tonight.
03:51:26 Devastator: Dunno how the game went.
03:51:34 Devastator: Last week it looks like they blew a big lead.
03:54:26 MidJag: They did indeed, a couple of guys I know where watching it.
03:55:07 Devastator: First week it looked like they hit a big touchdown to tie it up, missing the extra point to avoid winning.
03:58:16 Devastator: It might be over, then.
03:58:41 Devastator: they're no longer masters of a suckitude that transcends logic and passion.
03:59:17 MidJag: Nah, they'll come back to it
04:02:05 MidJag: heh, of course, it's the browns, they will eventually find a way to fuck it all up.
04:04:02 Devastator: It's like north is south..
04:07:07 ER: ah, he looks super creepified in the red light coming from his office, but one he's out and the door is closed he looks normal.
04:09:00 Devastator: It is good to know that the red wants Fern dead.
04:09:11 Devastator: it means that Fern, even in some small, slight manner, matters.
04:10:06 MidJag: I need to get back into awful hospital
04:10:21 ER: If the Red wants Fern dead, it doesn't do a very good job of showing it by reanimating her corpses. :P
04:10:45 Devastator: The red isn't what's reanimating Fern.
04:10:53 ER: We first saw the red inside her body, or at least inside the zone representing her body
04:11:45 MidJag: Yeah, it's joni that is
04:11:58 MidJag: or whatever willises moms name is
04:12:59 ER: I'm not talking about reviving her, I'm talking about animating her corpses.
04:13:24 Devastator: Yeah, that's the red.
04:13:40 Devastator: But it isn't limited to Fern, that.
04:13:51 ER: The Red literally brings her cells back to life once they die, so saying that it wants her dead is a bit strange, no? :P
04:15:12 ER: "not a trap" in Phage's vision
04:15:53 Devastator: It does want her dead, though.
04:17:50 MidJag: I do enjoy phages vision
04:20:10 Devastator: What, you think everyone sees Fern the same?
04:20:52 ER: well in that case I wonder why the buzzers picked that moment to swap who they were following. :P
04:22:02 ER: perfectly normal fern in its natural habitat.
04:23:52 ER: bit concerning if that version approximates the "truth": she's not a GREEN monstrosity.
04:24:09 Devastator: Willis sees everything as red-coloured.
04:24:13 ER: I could see that being her perfectly normal state if it were green.
04:26:36 ER: Are any of his senses actually compareable to "sight" in any way that doesn't tie into a shoebox full of moths?
04:37:17 ER: That's the name of the... sub campaign in silent hill 2
04:37:37 ER: maybe it was added in some later version of the game? I don't know.
04:42:22 ER: Though the extra-alien way he talked to Jay in that supplemental material does kinda suggest he's not quite human.
04:42:58 ER: Maybe he's the person from the notes, but simply belongs to a species very similar to humans call "herman beams"
04:57:57 ER: I like how the only description given of the double intrazonal spiralcut is "Oh, right, a human being has...two fists."
05:19:21 ER: tutorial level: finished! :P
05:19:38 ER: a bit under 100 page left to read
05:32:13 ER: "The scariest claws come from all the most adorable animals."
06:03:03 MidJag: alright, I should probbaly go to bed
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06:26:18 Devastator: not the first time you've seen red lines like that.
06:48:14 ER: ...so do dolphins have a pupal state as a worm, or has this one just disguised itself as a worm, or are they like parasitic wasps which lay their eggs in other creatures?
06:51:10 ER: Dolphins sleep with one eye open. :P
06:56:45 ER: A VIVID RED WILL COME PUT A TRICK!!! EXPRESSES LIKE A REAL ONE! DO A CAUTION!?!
06:58:17 ER: magboils are cute and slightly concerning
07:24:01 ER: dolphins being terrifying, just like real life
07:24:49 ER: "Good luck with your cruel slaughter of such a majestic, cruel slaughtering machine!"
07:32:58 ER: damn dolphins being smart enough to TASTE something before swallowing the whole deal.
07:49:11 ER: "Our apocalypse is just someone else's salmonella."
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09:41:09 syv: No proofreading, I hate this more than usual.
09:41:33 ER: Oh, just sad face because you're insecure or some shit
09:41:43 ER: not because I just died horribly.
09:42:06 ER: Might still be what happened, but now I'm not afraid to clik
09:47:07 syv: At least I should be able to end this soon, regardless of what you choose. I wrote the last set of memories before the second, for some reason, so I don't have to force myself to write them. That's the major cause for the months-long delays.
09:47:10 ER: only 9 more pages of hospital, so not clicking PMs right this sec
09:47:32 syv: Oh, good for you. Soon you'll be free of the archive.
09:48:07 syv: When I archive binge, I tyically feel trapped by the archive.
09:49:16 ER: gives me oppertunity to enter another world entirely, with different rules.
09:50:03 ER: This particular webcomic's rules don't imply that reaching the end will free me from them, regardless of what I preceive to be the case. :3
09:50:33 syv: Escapism is best in small doses, I find. The more time you spend in another world, the worse you feel when you leave it.
09:52:31 syv: I'd find it very amusing if AH's comment section heavily abused word-replacement to completely scramble people's comments and render them nigh-incoherent, like most of the comic's "exposition".
09:53:30 ER: the exposition makes a surprising amount of sense after you get Kos to plant eyes in your brain.
09:57:00 syv: I would rather go without insight, thankyouverymuch.
09:57:09 syv: All I need is a gatling gun and a ton of bullets.
09:57:45 ER: but without insight, you can't see the... heh.
10:18:03 ER: this glow is unreadable on darkling
10:19:14 syv: You prolly said that before and I forgot. *shrug*
10:19:47 ER: technically I can delete it and you can resend it :P
10:20:23 syv: I could edit it into my firstpost and you could sign out to read it.
10:20:39 ER: also: I suspected this is what the aft chain would contain. Yay for predicting where to go for the information I wanted to get.
10:20:49 syv: I think the simplest answer is just ignoring the funny font junk and c/ping it into a txt.
10:21:09 ER: simpler than that is what I always do
10:21:44 syv: Ah, yes, true forums mastery reveals itself.
10:21:54 ER: do that with any unreadable colored text. Had to do it back when I used the default theme too, because yellow speech.
10:24:04 syv: If only the forums had just *one* theme.
10:24:12 syv: Or made it impossible to switch theme.
10:24:25 syv: If only everyone were forced to do things my way! >:(
10:25:10 ER: ...I just set things up assuming that they'll do things MY way, and if they don't, they brought it on themselves.
10:25:48 syv: Ahh, if only I could be so callous.
10:26:59 ER: Wonder what these poor fools' perception of Isabella looked like.
10:29:34 syv: "Little girl somehow killing people"
10:30:15 ER: "somehow" is where things get interesting
10:31:26 syv: They'd be able to see her moving fast and cutting people with a scimitar.
10:34:19 ER: finished colored text headache
10:34:44 syv: Should I have been timing you?
10:35:33 ER: moral of the story: don't get into gunfights with Relieving Plight active, and CHECK YOUR FUCKING CORNERS.
10:36:12 syv: It wasn't active at that point, she turned it off to shoot through the other girl.
10:36:46 syv: Also, according to
Paris' logs, took you 16:16. I'll give that a silver medal, mostly for being the same number twice.
10:36:50 ER: in that case the moral is just CHECK YOUR FUUUUUUUCKING CORNERS
10:37:18 syv: She's a teenage girl, not a soldier. ;P
10:37:44 ER: I'm saying Sophia is smart enough to learn from her mistakes. :v
10:38:12 syv writes down to have a familiar in a corner kill Sophia
10:39:34 ER: Also giving the Ward a totem copy and a pair of shotgun shells, and hopefully teaching everyone to slice pies and such, being the supposed "leader" class.
10:40:52 syv: Is it even partially humorous, or is it 100% stupid?
10:41:12 ER: oh no, it's stupid as heck~
10:42:19 ER: I should note that in Pumsey land, sustaining critical damage to the core results in transformation, rather than termination.
10:43:23 ER: Probably should have guessed that from the fact that a pistol round to the gem resulted in LIFE drain, rather than fracture.
10:43:43 ER: That is something that WILL work differently in my own variation.
10:43:47 syv: Though I;m kinda surprised by that considering I slipped up in almost every test game.
10:53:36 syv: So has Phage been revealed to actually be a virus in the hospital, yet?
10:54:24 ER: ...He may be a virus, but he's a virus that specializes in eating smaller, and potentially dangerous bacteria.
10:55:41 syv: Ah, so he actually IS helpful, and isn't the reason why the hospital's sick.
10:57:59 ER: most recent updates showed him suddenly gain a moment of actual lucidity, before being lulled back to madness by a rubber ducky.
10:58:07 syv: ...Which, if he were also a virus, would partly explain why the hospital's doing so poorly.
10:58:28 syv: Was he somehow competent at that time:
10:59:08 ER: I wonder if he's only head doctor right now because the real head doctor got deleted from hospital memory, and he's the highest ranking remaining staff.
11:00:05 ER: start at the BOTTOM of that
11:01:01 ER: Oh yeah, the main thing is that he remembered the parlament and dolphins.
11:01:21 ER: also remembered what Fern was *correctly*
11:03:55 ER: buzzers almost help him hold on to it, but the duck breaks his chain of thought, and then looks smugly at the audience.
11:04:07 ER: so we know that DUCKS are evil
11:05:29 syv: ...Ssssoooo I don't see how that small bit of coherence proves he's competent and not a bad alien to the hospital.
11:06:06 syv: What's the parliment, anyway?
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11:12:17 parisbre56: just be careful not to let the music get cut short~
11:12:31 parisbre56: Though with your strength I don't think it's going to be an issue
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12:15:03 ER: ...Bet I know where Isabella got Painless from.
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20:18:53 Devastator: Talked to someone I spoke once with, six months ago.
20:18:57 Devastator: had my voice instantly recognized.
23:53:11 Devastator: fucking aimbotters.
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23:54:04 Devastator: heya
ER. Just got taken out by a freaking aimbotter.
23:54:18 Devastator: bad player. I coulda won if I hadn't tried to kill him at close range.
23:57:18 ER:
Devastator: Talked to someone I spoke once with, six months ago.
23:57:18 ER:
Devastator: had my voice instantly recognized.
23:57:18 ER:
Devastator: fucking aimbotters.
23:59:00 Devastator: several hours in between there,
ER.
23:59:29 ER: I know, that's why I removed the timestamps for the oocq thread :D
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