00:02:51 Devastator: Crash isn't a good computer.
00:05:05 Devastator: Ooh, that's a nasty combo.
00:05:15 Devastator: someone gave the four attacks a round abomination +2 damage an attack.
00:26:44 ER: Imma deal with that by not doing anything over there for a bit.
00:34:53 ER: >oh good, he has a sanity meter
00:39:48 ER: god, it goes down EVERY page?
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00:53:06 ER: scream with your joints. From your shoulders to your elbows all the way down to your fingers.
00:54:28 syv: They aren't rusty enough for that.
00:55:35 ER: that would imply friction. This is the opposite. There's nothing between those bones, teh screaming just goes right through.
00:56:29 syv: I had very distressing dreams yesterday. About something watching me while I slept. I knew it was there, but if I let it know, Bad Things would happen. And it kept waking me up, but I knew if I moved around too much it would notice.
00:57:45 ER: Bad things happen all the time, why bother preventing this one?~
00:59:07 ER: I don't remember ever experincing something like that so I can't relate much.
00:59:27 ER: Sounds like sleep paralysis?
01:01:41 syv: No, I wasn't paralyzed. I just became conscious and thought the dream was real.
01:05:18 ER: I mean mostly the sensation of *something* watching you.
01:33:48 ER: ah, having read a bit of the stuff closer to the end of awful hospital, I just noticed that the eyeslob is Jay.
01:34:33 ER: Somehow this is a massive improvement.
01:52:43 ER: aw, guess mean blue respawned and is seperate from eyeslob
02:00:05 ER: ...So this is a parlament recipie for some kind of "food", which requires one dog from the grey zone. The dog is not an ingredient, it's just required for the dog to observe the dish before it's finished, at which point it's returned to the grey zone.
02:01:22 ER: So the parlament doesn't eat dogs, but one of phage's first remarks implies that he thinks they're tasty.
02:01:59 ER: I like how this webcomic introduces such meaning to things that make no sense.
02:08:29 syv: Also, children may or may not be dogs.
02:08:52 ER: heh, that would be even more interesting
02:10:47 Devastator: Pages are the unit of time in the hospital zone,
ER.
02:11:07 Devastator: They call it something else, usually.
02:11:38 ER: Though layers can also be other things, maybe akin to zones.
02:12:43 ER: The recipie for example tells you to return the dog to its native grey-layer
02:12:46 Devastator: Sometimes it is just too complicated.
02:13:09 Devastator: everyone levels in CULT.
02:13:41 ER: I mean, it's literally implied to be too complicated to explain to us tiny creatures
02:16:10 ER: Maybe "buzzers" are actually smarter than greyzoners, though. :P
02:16:35 Devastator: Where's that picture of Jackie Chan?
02:17:15 Devastator: the one where he has his hands in the air.
02:18:06 Devastator: That's how the cosmology of awful hospital feels, sometimes.
02:20:36 Devastator: Maybe I should try a punch-only round of survivor.
02:21:24 Devastator: well, that didn't work.
02:22:20 ER: [22:18] <
Devastator> That's how the cosmology of awful
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02:22:53 ER: It's strange how much sense the map makes to me.
02:26:16 Devastator: That'll probably be about it, took a few tries.
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02:28:50 Devastator: heh, I get two punch only kills in the next round anyway.
02:32:58 syv: You should stream surviv.io
02:33:15 syv: Or at least record matches, and share your better ones.
02:33:35 Devastator: I think you could just spectate from my invite link.
02:34:09 Devastator: streaming would probably make it lag horribly.
02:36:45 Devastator: Yeah, not playtable at that settings.
02:38:25 Devastator: It's unplayable, can't really do that.
02:38:29 Devastator: I might be able to record a session.
02:39:08 Devastator: only online multiplayer game I can stream is Allegiance.
02:39:23 syv: Didn't you just say I can spectate from an invite?
02:40:09 Devastator: Yeah, that's possible.
02:40:12 Devastator: not the same as streaming.
02:41:58 Devastator: Kaz made a hoodie with a similar pattern to the cloak of gray tomorrow. Sadly, not a freaking comic!
02:43:09 Devastator: Still want more comics, dammit.
02:43:15 Devastator: I want to make a cat cry.
02:43:43 ER: whe? byung a fing? Shiny! buyng!
02:44:11 syv: Hmm. Have had this in my bookmarks a long time...
02:45:00 Devastator: I have a couple of secret images parked away, but not that one.
02:58:40 ER: stupid other buzzers, not doing the obviously correct thing some time in the "past"
02:59:22 ER: There, they should have gotten the adorable thing to break the parlament constructs around the room.
02:59:43 ER: I'm sure it wouldn't question orders to smash things very much
03:11:00 Devastator: There was smashing in the current update.
03:12:36 Devastator: Any more thoughts about intracult murder,
syv?
03:14:38 ER: I enjoy recreational intracult murder, provived that it is not pointed at me.
03:17:05 syv: I encourage it, it's fun and educational.
03:17:16 syv: Also, all of you are evil bastards and deserve to die.
03:17:23 Devastator: What's wrong with my character?
03:18:23 ER: I need to start a conversation with you that starts with "Heeeeey Guile, you seem like a kind and upstanding sort of guy, right?"
03:18:45 Devastator: Just go for the seductive power, that'll bring guile over.
03:18:52 Devastator: I think you're blending your characters together,
syv.
03:19:10 syv: Uh. Which other char hates cultists?
03:19:39 syv: Guile had his family murdered by a cult...
03:20:15 Devastator: Hold it,
syv, Guile had to be in the room of the cult as we did the initial ritual, at the least.
03:21:00 Devastator: So he has to be a cultist himself.
03:25:44 syv: Doesn't mean he's loyal or doesn't have his own aims.
03:27:34 Devastator: That's fine, but favor points might start going to individuals rather than everyone.
03:28:09 syv: At which point Guile will quite possibly fall behind.
03:29:37 ER: Crash is even more actively malicious than I thought.
03:30:13 Devastator: I like the next one from that.
03:30:53 syv: I've decided to stop reading AH because it makes me feel bad.
03:31:20 syv: Surrealism has bad effects on my head, especially in such concentrated doses.
03:31:55 ER: my head was already surreal, may as well immerse myself in the stuff.
03:33:04 Devastator: the one after that is someone using a cat picture to distract someone. That's it.
03:47:08 Devastator: That should be sufficient.
03:47:28 Devastator: Prequel just updated.
03:49:31 Devastator: Unfortunately, I'm distracted trying to remember where I last saw her in the pose in the first panel there.
03:50:52 syv: This makes me rather curious.
03:52:40 syv: Probably immediately after some stupid mistake/misfortune.
03:53:03 Devastator: It's at !!! right now.
03:53:16 ER: that's... pretty good okay no spoilers just yet
03:53:32 syv backspaces over that message.
03:53:35 Devastator: Yeah, lets give
syv a few minutes.
03:56:31 syv: Welp, Katia isn't the hero of Kvatch.
03:57:12 syv: Wonder if I could stream myself scrolling down the page for you.
03:57:24 Devastator: I'll stay quiet before the end.
03:57:35 Devastator: Nah, I'm having enough fun imagining your face instead of seeing it.
03:57:41 ER: it's like an unboxing stream but for webcomic pages!
03:57:54 syv: No, no face, just my screen. For
ER, so he can see.
03:58:23 Devastator: I can see it, no problem.
03:58:35 Devastator: I could put my stream up if you really want to see it,
ER.
04:05:28 ER: *waggles eyebrows in kajjit*
04:06:14 Devastator: slutcat was saved by being slutcat.
04:06:59 ER: doesn't need words, letters, or sounds to communicate "REMOVE CLOTHES"
04:07:23 Devastator: She should put those clothes on.
04:07:26 Devastator: Use that superpower.
04:08:12 syv: Now I'm eating a *delicious* steak.
04:08:23 Devastator: putting on clothes is evil?
04:08:31 Devastator: or getting dressed/undressed really fast is evil?
04:08:38 ER: Yeah, the charm works on YOURSELF, which means that Sigrid has been convincing HERSELF that's she's an amazing badass and is only now noticing that she's kinda a dick.
04:09:16 Devastator: well, she has those clothes back on in the game, so...
04:09:53 ER: Wearing excessive amounts of charm bonus is basically magic mind control, but it also makes you a sociopath, because you're affected by your own charm as well.
04:10:22 syv: You can steal her clothes and they aren't enchanted,
04:10:23 Devastator: Yeah, that blue outfit is the one she's wearing in the game, albeit not enchanted like that.
04:10:36 Devastator: She remains an enormous dick, however.
04:11:50 ER: I uh, wonder what Sigrid used to write SLEEP in flaming letters WITHOUT magic, though.
04:11:54 syv: A lot of new art in this update.
04:12:28 syv: Also,wonder why the written commands worked on Katia, considering she's BLIND.
04:12:46 Devastator: blindness wore off, and the sleep didn't take.
04:13:03 ER: She's blind, but sees through the skeleton.
04:13:37 ER: That's why she's "blinded by proxy"
04:14:36 Devastator: skeleton took the cloak off.
04:15:29 Devastator: Eh, probably the most satisfying ending.
04:15:33 ER: Skeleton got hit by cloak, katia was blinded for a second, when the skeleton took the cloak off the first thing katia sees is SLEEP
04:16:22 Devastator: 'don't give me orders' would have been nice, though.
04:16:29 Devastator: but yes, slutcat powers saving the day was great.
04:17:43 ER: *humans don't know that code* ;P
04:18:12 syv: I think dispel magic saved the day.
04:18:46 Devastator: although she didn't cast dispel magic, just ripped it out via metaphorical equines.
04:19:17 syv: Which also means she's definitely not the Hero, since the Hero can't dispel magic by any means at the sense.
04:19:53 Devastator: Most of the people calling her the hero are considering it from one of the alternate start positions.
04:20:40 ER: if she IS the hero Kaz had better provide a save to start your oblivian game as Katia at the end of the comic.
04:21:21 syv: Everything else is made to conform to the setting, Katia's the only oddity.
04:21:22 Devastator: If it doesn't already exist.
04:21:38 Devastator: I'm in the no camp, personally, like that.
04:21:39 syv: It doesn't. Well, not a play-as for Oblivion.
04:21:55 syv: I do expect there will be a mod by Kaz, though.
04:22:17 syv: He's got plenty of time, and I'm SURE there's been Oblivion modders who've contacted him about it.
04:23:34 Devastator: I'm waiting for stephanie to die.
04:23:53 Devastator: The other mages guild member.
04:24:00 Devastator: He's not in Oblivion.
04:24:02 syv: He may have some fabulous locks, but that's no excuse to call him a female name. >:(
04:24:12 Devastator: ..that's his name,
syv, feminine or not.
04:25:33 syv: The omission of that single letter changes the gender ENTIRELY>
04:26:21 Devastator: Eh, it was a masculine name in the past.
04:29:52 syv: Well, still. His name's not Stephanie.
04:30:22 ER: *back to reading awful hospital* "Well, Katia, at least the world that you live in is mostly rational and healthy."
04:30:37 ER: (except for the parts that aren't of course)
04:30:48 Devastator: It's a lot less fucked up than that world.
04:35:22 Devastator: well, if your computer is on, I could put up some survivor.
04:41:09 syv: Just record a few rounds, send me the best one.
04:43:30 ER: Wakeup 305: APPARANTLY PIANOS CAN BE CARNIVOROUS.
04:44:20 syv: I just got rank #14 in Surviv.io
04:47:52 syv: Wasn't the cloak of Gray Tomorrow entirely designed by fans? And now he's selling merch based off of it?
04:49:16 Devastator: The colour scheme was, IIRC.
04:49:21 Devastator: but not the item concept.
04:49:38 syv: But he's selling the color scheme on a hoodie.
04:51:50 syv: He's selling something which was basically entirely designed by someone else.
04:52:11 syv: ...I could use a new novelty hoodie.
04:52:31 Devastator: Nobody else is selling it, and he chose it among submissions.
04:54:31 ER: do we know what green doors do yet?
04:56:29 ER: why is there a little black line at the bottom there.
04:57:53 Devastator: probably a compression artifact that will get turned into something meaningful.
05:03:40 ER: So I'm guessing that that hospital seems to have so few doctors because Jay deleted most of them.
05:04:32 Devastator: The computer was helping, remember.
05:04:58 ER: Dammit, the damage isn't even all from the ACTUAL SICKNESS
05:15:51 Devastator: If the sickness wasn't there, none of this would be an issue.
05:16:51 ER: I'm not sure if I believe that Crash is only a dick because he's infected
05:18:17 Devastator: If the infection wasn't happening, Crash wouldn't want to be gone.
05:18:21 Devastator: Whatever his actual name is.
05:21:22 ER: how many grey zoners did shock say died in the hospital? 32 thousand or something?
05:21:49 Devastator: 32,000 successes. God knows how many dead.
05:23:05 ER: not "successes". THAT number included those discharged and those still in treatment.
05:23:39 ER: also the "successes" number was something like 4000
05:24:11 syv: So the hospital really isn't that good even when it IS healthy.
05:24:27 Devastator: That's when it's broken, and it's questionable if the dead are actually dead.
05:24:35 Devastator: How many times has Fern died so far?
05:25:32 Devastator: so there might be 4000 successes of 4000 cases, but producing 32000 dead en route.
05:26:11 Devastator: when it's healthy, the hospital is amazing.
05:28:39 ER: 4000 *unterminated*, NOT successes. 43000 terminated.
05:28:58 ER: He says terminated CORES, not branches.
05:29:27 ER: oh yeah, 43003 terminated, sorry
05:29:45 syv: (
Devastator) when it's healthy, the hospital is amazing.
05:29:52 syv: What evidence do you have?
05:30:21 ER: when it's healthy, it's... considerably better than it is now.
05:30:47 Devastator: You know what kind of stuff lands gray zone patients in the hospital?
05:31:11 ER: I'm guessing that if crash isn't pulling numbers out of his ass, those are for the hospital's whole lifetime, too. He keeps all the records, after all.
05:40:34 ER: Fern hasn't updated her damn hospital map in a very long time.
05:43:42 ER: ...Where DID the buzzers get Willis's name from?
05:44:00 ER: I'm saving all that for later.
05:51:48 ER: "Some people can't understand *anything*, and I think I might be one of them."
05:56:21 ER: Hmm. Crash's procedure approval form very visibly has "none thanks" for the recipient vessel.
05:56:42 ER: He lied to Fern about that, I wonder if she'll notice...
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06:20:29 syv: Hey
Dev, how will Nam react to the Chav?
06:20:52 syv: I don't see the chav being, ah, subtle, nor polite.
06:21:11 Devastator: I think she could keep the chav intimidated.
06:21:27 Devastator: besides, she's skipping the next mission.
06:21:43 Devastator: and after that, hopefully the excessively large bird will scare him off.
06:23:41 syv: I could easily see it not working.
06:24:18 syv: Also, the bird will be a succubus too, but I have no idea how it'll affect things. Maybe it'll make it more intimidating, I guess..?
06:24:36 Devastator: I'll do that after making it big, so it'll just be a big bird first.
06:25:09 syv:
MJ, will your chav be scared away from the impossibly beautiful woman by her house-sized bird?
06:25:10 Devastator: and more a question of 'how', because if the chav is irritating Nan, she could just have her bird pick up the chav and carry him off.
06:26:06 ER: you keep talking about your bird as if you actually have one
06:27:34 midnightjaguar: I’m not sure my chav will notice a large sized bird.
06:28:00 Devastator: There is no chav either.
06:31:43 ER: ...there's a little cake emblem on the back of Crash's head.
06:32:17 Devastator: Gee.. maybe it is because of the infection..
06:39:39 ER: so, keep listening to that, or switch to the built in music? :P
06:47:27 ER: perfect, the beastie was a pushover
06:48:01 Devastator: 'didjareallyscrollallthewaytotheendofthisyanerdya'
06:50:04 midnightjaguar: Chav has been launched
06:51:21 Devastator: no, those are seperate exclamation points..
06:51:28 Devastator: not the double points for the flaming marker.
06:52:59 syv: I don't see why you'd think it would be meant to indicate !!flames!!?
06:53:58 syv: Are you complaining about me not using the special character that's two points?
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07:20:05 ER: wait, are they the ones who planted tori's id inside her body in the first place, knowing that she'd eventually retrieve it?
07:27:11 Devastator: Right, we do find that out, don't we?
07:29:09 Devastator: I seem to remember we do, but I forget who.
07:29:14 Devastator: it might be the scissors.
07:35:16 ER: oh good, chip would appear to have worked out as the computer. Mostly. For now.
07:35:37 ER: Probably won't try to murder us for at least 200 layers :v
08:05:08 Devastator: I recommend the chlorine.
08:10:17 ER: he knows. he knows everything
08:11:45 Devastator: Sadly, replacing the coffee guy means no more mocha.
08:15:01 Devastator: Would Fern ask for another mocha?
08:16:30 Devastator: Apparently that room is still working.
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23:07:52 ER: you spin me right round baby right round
23:13:04 Devastator: Just in a bad mood today and not feeling up to writing a shopping list.
23:33:45 Devastator: Bolas are dex builds.
23:35:34 ER: throwing shit at the enemy is dex and str
23:40:48 Devastator: That said, I'm not against changing my vote. I'll just give it a day.
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