ERLOG 2018-09-19

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03:03:41 ER: blorble
03:03:59 ER: just had a decent first DnD meetup
03:06:28 Devastator: ooh.
03:06:43 Devastator: sounds good.
03:06:59 ER: made a W I L D M A G I C sorcerer!
03:07:11 ER: wild magic!
03:07:12 Devastator: oh god.
03:07:28 Devastator: YOU'RE the bad player.
03:07:30 Devastator: ;-p
03:08:20 ER: chaotic neutral tiefling wild magic sorcerer
03:08:32 ER: possessed by some sort of chaos spirit
03:11:23 Devastator: Yeah, that ticks all the boxes.
03:12:29 Devastator: What's the rest of the group?
03:12:43 ER: also possesed by various spirits!
03:12:46 ER: Kinda.
03:13:36 ER: We're... all memebers of some human tribe who got the shit murdered out of us by zombies, and we got revived into new bodies by guidence spirits.
03:13:52 Devastator: Well, at least the campaign fits with your character, so it might be okay.
03:16:04 Devastator: Just won a round of squads solo with the revolver and mac-10, so I'm done for a while.
03:16:24 Devastator: second-to-last guy had both uber shotguns.
03:16:29 ER: good jobo
03:16:42 Devastator: Last guy wasn't too bad.
03:19:12 Devastator: oddly, scored both of the last kills with the revolver.
03:20:18 Devastator: There's also a lot more sniper rifles.
03:21:21 Devastator: there's a slow semi-auto with a 10 round mag that hits harder and uses green ammo, a M1 Garand, which is fast semi-auto that uses blue ammo, and apparently an AWP from counter-strike, which I have yet to get my hands on.
03:21:37 Devastator: Which does absurd damage.
03:22:04 Devastator: I took 98 damage with level 2 helmet and armour.
03:24:54 Devastator: Anyway, I hope you have fun with your D&D group, even if I mock your character. I mock too many things sometimes.
03:34:00 Devastator: Oh, also, if you have an axe you can cut up some of the wooden blocks to get ammo, which can include rare ammo like flares or deagle ammo or the ammo for that AWP, which is all I've seen of it.
03:48:38 Devastator: Any plans in Cult?
03:49:51 ER: plans? ha!
03:51:15 Devastator: Sir Elventide is playing a seductress, so unless you want a seduce-off, maybe a different plan there?
03:52:30 ER: who seduces the seducer
03:53:20 Devastator: that sounds like a seduce-off, then.
03:56:42 Devastator: I'll get the night-vision cameras ready. ;-p
04:28:31 ER: well
04:28:44 ER: that's one way to serve a mocha...?
04:31:39 ER: http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/488.html
04:38:48 ER has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
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19:03:33 ER: So I've gotten myself three different ways to get syv to update Sophia.
19:03:49 ER: In decending order of difficulty:
19:04:22 ER: 1: Beat a feindishly difficult challenge mod for Dark Souls.
19:04:37 ER: 2: Write my own thing.
19:04:45 ER: 3: Just wait for it.
19:05:24 ER: And so I have made no progress toward the first two objectives, possibly because the third one exists.
19:05:33 ER: an ER is a lazy creature
20:12:50 Devastator: Heya ER.
20:13:02 ER waves
20:13:04 Devastator: Syv's got writers block about Sophia.
20:13:10 Devastator: He'll get to it.
20:13:19 Devastator: Just threated to turn Ben in Coven into a purple catgirl.
20:13:21 Devastator: That did it for me.
20:14:26 Devastator: Anyway, Cult got another point of favor.
20:15:15 ER: yeeeeeees
20:16:09 ER: I want to spend my Favor on gifts of otherworldly knowledge. Buuuuuut probably not the best idea to have to *roll* favor on a d4
20:16:41 ER: I get the feeling that rolling below a 4 won't be pretty if you're asking for a godly gift.
20:17:27 Devastator: Yeah.
20:17:35 Devastator: Stat points seem safe for low cost-stuff.
20:17:39 Devastator: low-cost stuff.
20:17:41 ER: So I'll try to get at least 2 more points. A decent human vivisection should give a lot, right?
20:17:55 Devastator: I'd recommend getting hunting gear and starting off with animals. Escalate, after all.
20:18:04 Devastator: and if you do kill someone, take pictures of it and bring those back.
20:18:18 Devastator: I want to set up a darkroom so we don't need to get our murder-pics developed by someone else.
20:18:31 ER: Yeah, that seems good.
20:19:03 ER: Can you set up a darkroom using partitions or something, or do we need to do contruction?
20:19:23 ER: ...Or do we already have multiple rooms? I didn't read the basement description very carefully.
20:24:14 Devastator: We have two rooms, but we'll want to put up a wall to make a darkroom, so that we can lock the door and put up seperate lights in it.
20:24:16 Devastator: Nothing too hard.
20:25:27 ER: I'm beginning to wonder what my actual role is in cult. :P
20:25:56 Devastator: Dunno. Decide on a character goal and go for it. PW said you can wish for about anything, there's just a word limit.
20:27:02 ER: For now my character goal is "get favor", so that kinda loops RIGHT back to my role in the cult. :v
20:27:45 Devastator: Heh.
20:27:51 Devastator: well, we could discuss things IC.
20:28:09 Devastator: but yeah, hunting gear seems easier, and depending on the season could lead to some animals.
20:29:13 ER: I think I'm the type to skip directly to the profits by kidnapping and vivisecting someone, rather than working our way up to it. That might not be the most... popular plan, though.
20:29:28 Devastator: Nah, it could work.
20:29:36 Devastator: I'd just recommend some things to make it less likely to get caught.
20:30:30 ER: ...What should we LOOK like we're doing down in the basement?
20:30:59 Devastator: I was planning on making it look like a research lab.
20:31:17 ER: Could do a mostly-truth and say animal anatomy or something.
20:31:21 Devastator: we need an office where we do the documentation and grant-writing and such.
20:31:33 Devastator: I was planning on doing research on thermal photography.
20:31:47 Devastator: Explains the darkroom, can get some money, and we could even excuse keeping a few animals around.
20:33:18 ER: I wonder how worried I should be about the street fighter?
20:34:22 ER: Murder and disassemble him? Having good guys around gets in the way of planning sometimes. >.>
20:34:24 Devastator: Guile?
20:34:31 Devastator: Nah, guile is more likely to kill Paris.
20:34:40 Devastator: Maybe you should get the street fighter to help you with the abduction or something.
20:35:01 ER: Of course, he has MAXIMUM connections, so he's like the opposite of someone we can get away with killing.
20:35:12 Devastator: Hmm.
20:35:24 Devastator: we could make up some poisons.
20:35:29 Devastator: and sell them to a crime syndicate.
20:37:43 ER: Looks like me and Yotta are tied for lowest Connections stat...
20:38:16 ER: Wonder if it's connections or standing I want to worry about here. :v
20:38:25 Devastator: It's fine.
20:38:45 Devastator: Maybe you could poison someone.
20:38:58 Devastator: That would get us some favor.
20:39:17 ER: Has there been anything relating to poison in our visions?
20:40:01 ER: Maybe if we poison someone with something slow and observe the results, but I don't think murder itself is helpful.
20:40:35 ER: If we picked Canis or something, murder alone WOULD work, bue we didn't. :P
20:41:07 Devastator: Yes.
20:41:14 Devastator: there's been poison in visions.
20:41:21 Devastator: one of those books it likes is about them.
20:45:54 Devastator: Personally, though, we're fucked due to the people who want us to get caught.
20:46:05 Devastator: bringing in a recruit to our base.
20:47:46 Devastator: "The second, a manual on toxicology, huge and dull green with hundreds of pages of various poisons and toxins."
20:48:07 Devastator: Also, an atlas. I'd bet we could get favor just by finding interesting locations and bringing them to the orb.
20:49:10 Devastator: You know, maybe we should see if the orb can point out any locations it would like us to investigate.
20:51:38 Devastator: I'm fine if you want to kill someone for favor, that said.
20:52:24 ER: ...Are you fine if I want to kill a PC for favor? Maybe someone who's trying to get us caught? :D
20:53:22 Devastator: Eh. If you can justify it. I'm not opposed to it in specific cases, but I'd rather the cult not turn into a circle of people stabbing each other for favor.
20:53:33 Devastator: Not the least because I'd lose that fight.
22:24:49 ER: the computer is a dick
22:49:45 ER: hmm
22:50:01 ER: met the blue dude in awful hospital.
22:52:03 Devastator: Him, yes.
22:52:42 ER: So he goes around murdering anything that doesn't look human, and then buries them so that they don't respawn.
22:53:28 ER: I'm starting to suspect that most things might be underestimating the threat that grey zoners can potentially post...
22:54:26 Devastator: I suspect, that were things more than minimally functional, it wouldn't matter.
22:54:38 Devastator: Think of it like an infection taking advantage of an AIDS patient.
22:54:44 Devastator: It's normally not a big deal, but..
22:55:16 ER: ...Or an insect sting. :V
23:02:35 Devastator: Dangit.
23:02:48 Devastator: up for some survivor? I got a big sniper rifle and I'm just shit with it.
23:03:32 ER: Not feeling it
23:06:21 Devastator: ok
23:18:36 Devastator: oh, that was satifying. Finished by killing the last three guys. Got one by weakening a barrel and then forcing the guy to retreat towards it. Second to last guy got pistoled to death while hiding indoors. Last guy had a big sniper rifle and got punched.
23:18:51 Devastator: and someone was watching.
23:23:36 Devastator: What's blue guy's name again? Jim?
23:23:42 ER: Jay
23:23:54 Devastator: Hmm
23:23:54 ER: we're fighting a monster version of him now
23:23:57 Devastator: Explains why he's blue.
23:24:03 Devastator: Blue Jay.
23:24:04 ER: yup
23:26:16 ER: huh, death.
23:26:37 ER: THAT time even the viewers didn't see what did it
23:26:52 ER: possibly just bleeding
23:27:20 Devastator: Which one was that?
23:27:38 ER: oh wait, that was JAY respawning
23:28:20 ER: We went to the giant organ place, jay was there and slobbified. Battle happens
23:28:37 ER: http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/518.html
23:29:18 ER: huh
23:29:41 Devastator: Yeah, Fern didn't die there.
23:30:02 ER: last time he had a broken arm, complained that they never fix it. This time his arm is fine, and his eye is broken, and he compains that they never fix the eye.
23:30:23 ER: yeah he's kinda fucked up
23:32:31 ER: wait, is his injury AND his weapon changing?
23:34:04 Devastator: In here, is there any difference between a machete and a gun?
23:34:25 ER: probably?
23:35:19 Devastator: It's an open question.
23:35:36 ER: room marked "you just die in here" on his map
23:42:41 ER: "Our track record for treating such perceptoids as yourself is technically favorable. "
23:44:03 ER: herman beam
23:56:31 ER: Welp, looks like Crash wants to start a human-fight
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