00:06:02 sy: TEAR IR FREE AND KILL IT WITH ITS OWN PROTECTION
00:08:19 sy: THEN THE CARAPACE OR SKIN OR WHATEVER
00:08:43 sy: PUNCH IT IN THE EYE IF ITS ARMOR ISN'T SHARP
00:09:30 ER: Don't worry, I know what happens here anyway.
00:18:06 sy: I've seen that one, a rather impressive idea.
00:19:05 Devastator: There's stupidity, and then there's that.
00:29:02 sy: When's your next game test?
00:29:46 sy: Also, will you ever actually run Injury for real?
00:30:57 ER: I'd probably need, like, actual rules and stuff maybe.
00:33:32 ER: At least a solid idea of what's actually on the spire? :V
00:34:51 sy: Make it up as you go along!
00:40:43 ER: ah, was playing dark souls but my controller battery died, and I just don't wanna bother with that right now!
00:41:18 sy: What a coincidence, I am also playing Dark Souls right now!
00:41:49 Devastator: controller battery?
00:42:10 ER: I use a steam controller for some reason
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00:48:47 MJ: are we gonna get an
ER for the trifecta of hellos?
00:49:13 Devastator: He's busy playing Dork Souls.
00:50:00 sy: As am I, but I can multitask~
00:50:46 Devastator: Still spitballing possible ways to turn my
syv-game magical girl into a giant werewolf.
00:51:45 ER: ACKSUALLY I stopped playing DS and am writing a whole new forum game because I got an idea and gotta chase it.
00:51:58 Devastator: What's this one involve?
00:52:18 MJ: pretend I asked one of those questions as well
00:52:39 ER: dying gods trying to carve a functional world from a messed up universe.
00:52:56 sy: Like, Snakes on a plane except it's death, or a god game, or more like Mauser, or what?
00:54:10 Devastator: except for the dying and the functional?
01:10:08 sy: Damn it, easily killed Quelaag with a Great Scythe+1, without issue... and then I walk into lava and die immediately because I didn't want to waste time walking AROUND it.
01:10:52 Devastator: Still smarter than tattoo boy.
01:11:24 sy: Also, she looks significantly less hot in Remastered. A pity.
01:28:05 sy: This Great Scythe does 36 damage to Iron Golem on a 2hr2.
01:30:08 ER: how many buts are really there?
01:30:09 sy: "emaciated", not "emancipated"
01:30:38 sy: Start vitality off below max.
01:38:39 ER: great, time to just post this on the forum without thought~
01:57:34 sy: Gwynevere still looks good, at least.
02:00:33 sy: Try holding with both hands
02:01:27 Devastator: Someone who didn't think properly about how to phrase 'grows larger daily' ;-p
02:18:04 ER: just about everyone in DS is larger than the player character
02:18:28 Devastator: nothing special about that in vidyagames.
02:18:41 Devastator: do you want to have to attack small targets?
02:19:18 Devastator: It's really annoying.
02:19:56 Devastator: There's a reason nobody like spiders or bats.
02:21:07 sy: I helped one climb up the bathroom door just a few days ago, she wasn't getting any traction and her web was above it.
02:24:22 sy: Like little eight-legged cats.
02:24:39 ER: always the merciless predators, right?
02:25:48 Devastator: don't forget pedialps.
02:26:38 ER: insects have 8 limbs and spiders have 10 :3
02:27:18 ER: or do insects have 10 too? Don't they technically have 4 wings that are usually fuzed or something?
02:27:37 Devastator: Insects generally have six, but they aren't limited to a specific number.
02:28:14 sy: And pedipalps aren't really limbs.
02:31:50 MJ: I mean aside from the whole rabies thing.
02:31:56 MJ: But their immune systems are neat
02:34:01 Devastator: and I have some in my attic, which would be driving me nuts except for that I can't hear them.
02:38:13 MJ: and I've always found bats rather adorable.
02:40:01 Devastator: ..it's not that bad,
MJ.
02:40:20 Devastator: I'll just get the hole sealed when they leave in the spring.
02:40:47 Devastator: I wouldn't kill them even if they weren't legally protected. Not enough bats around.
02:42:06 ER: bats dying to disease, is sad. :(
02:42:28 MJ: I mean bats are good for killing bugs
02:42:28 Devastator: Rabies is a pretty nasty disease.
02:46:45 sy: Just killed a naked dragonheaded woman who invaded me in the depths. Not a meta, and I didn't really feel like being nice. :\
02:50:09 ER: Hey
dev do god games make you frothing mad?
02:50:39 Devastator: Most of them. I hesitate in saying all of them.
02:58:45 Devastator: Of greater concern, and drawing more attention, is China’s law requiring permission to reincarnate. State Religious Affairs Bureau Order No. 5 requires any “reincarnating living Buddha” to fill out the appropriate forms for government approval, after which they will go looking for the corresponding “Buddha soul child” and (if approved) “issue a living Buddha permit.”
03:00:42 Devastator: Well, it makes sense. They're saying that Tibet doesn't get to name the next Dali Lama.
03:01:57 Devastator: Of course, he said that he wouldn't reincarnate anywhere China controls.
03:02:14 ER: Wait you get to control that?
03:03:32 Devastator: He also said that he's considering coming back as a woman.
03:21:08 Devastator: so who is running around invading people as a naked dragonhead?
03:21:15 Devastator: That seems rather.. bad.
03:23:42 Devastator: There's a weaponized bag in the game?
03:24:01 ER hits dev with a weaponized bag
03:24:30 sy: I forget their name. It had "slash" or something in it.
03:24:45 sy: That isn't meta, meta is mom mask with katana and black flame.
03:24:58 sy: ...And is also far, far better at not getting backstabbed.
03:25:12 sy: Hell, I caught her with the GS 2hr2, without even setting it up.
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16:47:21 Devastator: well, the heist worked.
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18:00:40 ER: Should have provided an example list of Stipulations. :P
18:02:31 ER: Sorry, stuff like "my creations will have free will" aren't gonna cut it.
18:03:52 ER: My phone autocorrected "arent" (without an apostrophe) to "are not".
18:05:34 ER: If what I was trying to write is grammatically correct, don't correct it to the more formal version, which I was clearly not trying to write.
19:06:47 Devastator: "Armless dwarves are unable to operate screw pumps."
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20:41:57 Devastator: "Armless dwarves are unable to operate screw pumps."
20:42:58 Devastator: Apparently nobody has invented the stationary bike.
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21:05:06 Elastic_Ridicule: I am the many
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21:20:46 Devastator: That coven heist worked.
21:21:30 Elastic_Ridicule: how do I keep disconnecting?
21:21:44 Elastic_Ridicule: this network is usually reliable
21:22:23 Devastator: Dunno. Dropbox likes to knock people off if it isn't throttled.
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21:23:03 Devastator: Good idea with the runes, btw.
21:29:43 ER: Well I started going down the list of things I was ABLE to do and that was the only thing that seemed useful for hunting a train. :V
21:30:28 ER: I doubt it uses a sense of smell, or breaths, or is effected by my spell that seems to murder the fuck out of every single human nearby.
21:31:22 ER: But megafauna probably works on it, and it will be much easier to catch if it can't just burrow.
21:40:43 Devastator: Yeah. It has a living brain, though, so someone should be able to kill it.
21:40:47 Devastator: a few gunshots, maybe.
21:41:44 Devastator: It's a poisonous gas you have, right?
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