03:22:20 Devastator: New emperor text-to-speech episode.
03:22:29 Devastator: Yup, the emperor planned this.
03:49:14 Devastator: "If this is not a trap, I'm going to buy an entire living cat and not eat it."
03:50:13 ER: if that's not a brick joke, I'll also not eat my cat.
04:11:15 Devastator: Khaldor Drago must Die!
05:26:04 Devastator: Can I have a game where everyone in the galaxy doesn't declare war on me within 40 turns?
05:26:41 Devastator: Yeah, that's three consecutive games.
05:27:04 Devastator: 18 planet runaway sakkra, but that doesn't matter, gotta declare war on me in the corner and force me back to two freaking planets.
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14:20:04 midnightjaguar: Nothing much. Got moved in yesterday and classes start Monday so I’m mostly just relaxing.
14:21:01 syv: I've got internet for once, if that's of relevance to you. No gaming comp, but 'sides for that I'm basically free right now.
14:21:56 midnightjaguar: Unfortunately we still don’t have WiFi set up. That’s a Monday thing apparently so I can’t join in yet.
14:24:35 syv: Could run super bare-bones Mainpiston: Vietnam~
14:25:00 syv: Or I could try and whip up something, though I don't think I have any even vaugely playable systems on this comp.
14:28:39 midnightjaguar: Hmmmm, gimme a sec to take a shower and see I if I can up with an idea how beastmastery and daemonsim could work in a sigh rlly more sane way and then sure
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14:56:11 midnightjaguar: Alright let’s do this thing.
14:56:44 midnightjaguar: I didn’t feel any inspiration so I’m open to suggestions.
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14:58:50 midnightjaguar: Super barebones MP nam edition
14:59:13 syv is Grayfeather, morally ambiguous crack sniper
15:00:19 midnightjaguar: What situation and terrain are people feeling?
15:00:36 syv: ++Dex (for stealth), +Perception, ++Firearms, --Daemonisn, --Beast Mastery, -Endurance, -Melee.
15:00:38 ER: I is tarfeather, a bubbling mass of organic matter
15:00:49 syv: Situation I have no idea. Terrain... Jungle?
15:01:08 ER: situation should involve aigres, of course
15:01:30 syv readies an anachronistic pokéball
15:01:58 midnightjaguar: .........well nows a good time to test out those plant beasts :P
15:02:14 midnightjaguar:
ER what kinda stats you got?
15:02:24 midnightjaguar: Just do it like
Syv
15:03:02 ER: plus melee, minus peception
15:03:34 midnightjaguar: Okay let’s go with really high beastmastery
15:03:52 midnightjaguar: And a single + to Meele and perception.
15:05:17 midnightjaguar: Any idea what kind of beast mods you want
ER? Let’s go with you get three right now.
15:05:46 syv: (
ER) I is tarfeather, a bubbling mass of organic matter
15:05:56 syv: Sounds like a formless blob to me~
15:06:08 ER: squishyness, strength, and fur.
15:07:16 midnightjaguar: So pneumatic muscles strength and fur. You are the worlds most badass starfish.
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15:16:51 midnightjaguar: Grayfeather and tar feather brothers in arms and by blood roll through the forest of Vietnam tar feather literally rolling through obstacles in his way flowing around any he can’t smash. Grayfeather instead take a more stealthy approach about 20 meters away from targfeather using his brother as a lure for any enemies. Suddenly Tarfeather perks up and his amorphous form snakes into a tentacle as th
15:16:51 midnightjaguar: ey see the newest Russian creation. A herd of Agrigebeasts suddenly swarms into being their cries of Aigr maddening. They are about 3 meterd from tarfeather and and 20 meters from gray feather
15:18:04 ER: "Hate these things." it says in a tinny voice.
15:18:31 ER: >Remember the basics of CQC.
15:19:01 Oz: This sounds like fun. I'll leave you guys to it. later
15:19:03 syv: >Climb the nearest tree, then aim. Shoot the second closest to Tarfeather; the closest is possibly too close to risk.
15:27:16 midnightjaguar: Beastmastery 4 Tarfeahters tentacle smack an afire beast as it lunges for him, and nails it to the ground his long sheer bulk smashing its ribcage top pieces.Another
Aigre beast undeterred opens its mouth as it’s Vocal cords go into overdrive AIGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it screams. Endurance 5 Tarfeather is unaffected by this sonic barrage and what passes for his mouth forms into something that could poss
15:27:16 midnightjaguar: ibly be a snarl. Marksmanship 1 gray feather sights in, fires and completely missing the Aigrebeast screaming it’s head the bullet smashing into a tree next to it.
15:29:40 syv: >...Throw a grenade, before Tarfeather gets overwhelmed. Totally not throwing it just so he doesn't get all the kills, nope. Also, hop grenades roll on dex.
15:39:51 midnightjaguar: Dex 6 grayfeather winds up hurls the grenade like a fastball clocking the ScreamingAigre in the head. It stop screaming for a second too stare at it for a second. Tarfeather dex 1. Tarfeather too busy fending off the AigreSwarm can’t get clear in time and ends up right next to the lobbed grenade. The grendade goes off in reading boom sending shrapnel flying everywhere. Endurance 6. Tarfeather desp
15:39:51 midnightjaguar: ite his amorphous body and the GMs uncertainty of what the effects of an explosion on what are essentially starfish manages to survive the explosion his hemolyhmh leaking out of his body. Airgrebesst endurance. 2. Shrapnel embeds itself in half a dozen
Aigre beast putting three of them down for good and wounding the others breaking limbs and blinding one of them. Grayfeather winces. He’s going to
15:39:51 midnightjaguar: hear about this back at base from sharp feather.
15:41:08 ER: "Ouch. Gee thanks for that, you cutie."
15:41:59 ER: >Dissolve an
aigre corpse to replace matter. Stab another.
15:42:21 syv: "Hey, I bet I just saved you!"
15:42:30 syv: >Start capping the wounded Aigres.
15:53:20 midnightjaguar: Beastmastery 5 Tarfeather grumbling too himself englufs an
Aigre in his tentacles and inverts his stomach the enzymes converting it into a nutrient rich paste which he quickly slurps up. His masses of cells that would make a biologist weep setting to work repairing him. He’s pretty sure he’ll be back at functional capacity in 2 turns. Though he won’t be 100 percent. Marksmanship 3 Greyfeather dril
15:53:20 midnightjaguar: ls an Aigrebeast in the chest. His hollow points expanding and making a huge wound cavity. It drops to the ground.
15:55:09 ER: "Woo, I feel dizzy. Are you killing them without me? That's mean, grey."
15:55:38 midnightjaguar: The other two Aigrebeast retreat deeper into the forest.
15:56:27 syv: "Don't worry, I left two alive for you. They're even running away, you can have some fun hunting them down when you're back at 100%."
15:56:30 ER: "Aw, and now they're crawling off."
15:56:48 syv: >Stay in the tree and overwatch, guarding Tar.
15:57:11 ER: "Coulda gotten all of 'em if you hadn't disrupted me, grey."
15:58:56 syv: "Sure, sure, my grenade didn't kill all of them, but you totally could've. I believe you."
16:03:25 Devastator: damn, place got full.
16:03:49 Devastator: was finishing off a comeback from the run of shitty games I've had in MoO. Got screwed badly, but this time I made it through.
16:04:20 midnightjaguar: Grayfeather over watches waiting for any sign of enemy action while Tarfeather waites and rests. He’s stopped leaking so he’s feeling better. Tar+gray Perception 4 you notice a few trees shakeing out of your line of sight.
16:04:45 midnightjaguar: Now is probably a good time to ask. What kind of ammo do you have
Syv?
16:05:12 syv: Mostly hollowpoint with some incendisry and a single mag of AP.
16:05:43 syv: "Hey, uh, Tar? There's something big over there.
16:06:22 syv: >Aim the rifle in that direction, reload to AP. Be ready to shoot whatever comes out.
16:07:41 syv: "Yeaaah, they must love these giant beasts. Prolly because of the cost-efficiency."
16:08:33 ER: "You kidding? Square-cube law makes these things super inefficent. They just look impressive."
16:10:30 syv: "Oh, huh. Didn't know that, honestly don't know much about beasts beyond the fact the big ones are usually hard to crack."
16:11:18 syv: "Guess that's good news, though! Maybe I can get it with one bullet. Nobody back at base will believe me, but fuck 'em."
16:11:23 ER: "Yeah, trust me on this one. Being giant sounds great till you actually try it."
16:18:26 midnightjaguar: The trees shake as a huge
Aigresaur crahsthrough its as tall as one of the tree and the two smaller aigrebeasts run along it piping
Aigre as they clamber around it. Gray feather marksmanship 6 aigreasur end 3 gray feather curses before rapidly aiming at beasts head and pulling the trigger AP round slams into the side of the beasts head and shatters its temporal bone plate. It turns towards where t
16:18:26 midnightjaguar: he shot came from and roars before starting a slow charge towards Grayfeathers general are. It’ll get there in one round.
16:20:37 syv: "Uhh, okay, nevermind on the oneshot thing. It hit it in the head, nothing, good luck man."
16:21:00 ER: >Slither up a tree to get to the level of the
aigresaur's head, then jump onto it and punch a terndril through the crack in its armor, injecting enzumes into its brain.
16:27:33 midnightjaguar: Dex 4 grayfeather jumps down from his perch rolls a bit and then picks himself and starts sprinting away from the Aigreasur as it runs towards him. Surprisingly given its size it doesn’t seem to move very quickly seeming a bit dazed. Tarfeather dex 5 using his gaze body Tarfeather manages to clamber to the top of the tree. Dex 1. He jumps towards the Aigrebeast and falls about 30 feet to the groun
16:27:34 midnightjaguar: d from the tree end 3 he hits the ground and bounces his bizzare anatomy flattening him out when he hits the ground. The aigreasur doesn’t seem to be gaining much ground on the fleeing form of Grayfeather.
16:29:02 ER: "Screw it. When in doubt, neurotoxin."
16:29:22 ER: >paralyze the 'saur with a neurotoxin sting.
16:37:04 midnightjaguar: Beastmastery 5 from a small pouch stored to his mouth Tarfeather dumps several mutagenic into his gullet. The interactions doing the same mad effects on his current DNA as it always does. Bizzare sounds whisper through his head and he hallucinates as a large stinger forms on the tip of his tentacle. Meele 3
aigresaur noticing this 5 lunging forward Tarfeather stabs his stinger pumpking some neurot
16:37:05 midnightjaguar: oxin before the Aigresaur it notices this sudden attack and turns towards him. Aigresaur Meele 2 Tarfeather dex 1 the
Aigresaur smashes its head down into the flattened form of Tarfeather gouging a hole into him. Grayfeather curios angrily as maroon blood leaks from him The neurotoxin will start takeoff affect in 2 rounds by your estimation.
16:41:32 midnightjaguar: Dex 4Gray feather keeps running for his life from the
Aigresaur turning when he hears a differently direct roar to see it smashing into Tarfeather
16:42:06 syv: >Yeah, he dead. Keep running, think of what I'll tell the VO.
16:43:29 midnightjaguar: Heh I was about to ask what a VO was.
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16:47:07 ER: jusat walked away for a bit because nothing was happening
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16:48:27 ER: >Absorb the nearest biomatter.
16:49:49 midnightjaguar: Uh, can’t really do that with the whole large TRex like thing attacking you.
16:51:15 ER: It's a dinosaur. It has only melee attacks. If it's attacking me that only means that there is biomatter VERY close by.
16:51:23 midnightjaguar: Fair enough then.
16:54:13 midnightjaguar: Dex 1 As he runs Grayfeather nearly trips on a large door slowing him down to where he doesn’t gain much more distance. Meele 3 Aigresaur Meele 5 Tarfeather on the other hand decides to take a page from a squid and launches itself the nose of the
Aigresaur it recoils back before swiping its tail at you Knocking you away.
16:55:52 ER: >Parry, creating an opening for juicy critical.
17:01:36 midnightjaguar: Grayfeather shaken from his near tripping slows himself into a steady run rather than flat out sprint in his hindbrain he takes note that the sounds of the Aigresaur aren’t getting any louder. Tarfeather Meele 3 ((man you just keep getting 3s))
Aigresaur Meele 6 the Aigreasur follows up on its Tailwhip and charges into you smashing you into a tree as your amorphous form wraps around it from the fo
17:01:36 midnightjaguar: rce. Your getting weaker but hail ply the
Aigresaur is slowing down, it tears back to smash you again Aigreend 1 before slowly just following through on the movement and smashing to the ground with a massive thum. Grayfeather hears The thump.
17:02:30 midnightjaguar: The other two wounded Aigres are also crush by the bulk of it smashing down onto them
17:07:18 midnightjaguar:
Syv still autorunning?
17:10:27 midnightjaguar: Grayfeather continues to run through the jungle while Tarfeather collapses into a large mound of flesh panting. A radio crackles in Grayfeathers jacket. This is command everything alright there. We heard a huge noise.
17:11:18 midnightjaguar: We can end it here if that works.
17:12:20 syv: "We got ambshed by a pack of Aigres, sir. We managed to take out most of them, but the last two retreated and brought back a hulking Rex beast. I shot at it, but it was bulletproof, Tarfeather heroically told me to flee for my life while he held it off. I didn't want to leave him, sir, but we had no chance of survival."
17:16:27 ER: If being a squishy wizard means you die quickly, you didn't make yourself squishy enough.
17:16:56 midnightjaguar: Tarfeather slithers over to the
Aigresaur and stabs its eyes out. When it doesn’t seem to respond Tarfeather is pretty sure it’s dead. Grayfeather carries on his conversation with command. “damn it, well we’ll send a chopper over to pick you up . Stand by.”
17:19:17 midnightjaguar: You stand by and eventually hear the familiar sound of a Huey hog flying overhead. It drops down a lifeline. Tarfeather also hears the sound of a Huey flying over head/ hovering nearby.
17:20:25 midnightjaguar: Tarfeather also heads over to the Huey hog.
17:20:59 ER: "You're such a cute ridgid coward, grey."
17:21:35 syv: "....OH MY GOD HE'S ALIVE! I OWE YOU MY LIFE MAN-THING, YOU'RE AMAZING!"
17:22:44 syv: >Radio into command that Tarfeather survived, though (say this quietly) I think he may have taken some severe head damage, it looks like he hard to regenerate practically his whole skull. Still, the man is an absolute hero.
17:22:57 ER: "Told you I could kill 'em all."
17:23:44 syv: "Yeah, you sure proved that, you're amazing, far more amazing than me, an absolute hero, yeah, haha!"
17:24:07 syv: ((I'unno, Grayfeather's making that up anyway)
17:24:54 midnightjaguar: You don’t. Really you’ve got more of a massive nerve ring.
17:26:04 midnightjaguar: Though I might have to rethink that.
17:26:10 midnightjaguar: I’ll figure it out.
17:27:00 syv: Eh, it's a one off, he can have a pony instead of a head.
17:27:20 ER: You let me be a starfish without thinking too hard about it, I let
syv be a tiger without thinking too hard about it. :P
17:27:58 syv: Hey! Mimicry totally allows for one-eyed tiger sniperpirates!
17:30:34 syv: "You can do little for the dying; they usually aren't even conscious and those that are awake are so out of it they don't even understand whats going on. You stay with them and try to comfort them as best you can, regardless.
17:30:34 syv: As per what caused this kind of collateral damage it was probably the tank. In fact you're almost certain it was the tank because Ed is literally standing on top of the tank, bragging about all the collateral damage it caused. And Simon is shouting for booze to celebrate all the damage the tank did. Probably the tank. "
17:34:01 midnightjaguar: So what did you guys think?
17:34:05 syv: You may be forgetting the maid episode.
17:34:14 syv: Simon will *never* forget the maid episode.
17:34:54 syv: System needs to be complete before the game is great, though, and of course we'll need missions. Still, that was as good as can be expected of an IRC game.
17:35:09 syv: Also! We have ALL FOUR OF US around at once, for once!
17:44:59 Devastator:
RC's going to show up later.
17:46:45 syv: Well, my Sunday is clear ATM. Will be driving home in a couple hours, but 'sides from that I'm free.
17:47:07 ER: hehe, wish I had suggestions then
17:47:11 syv: Anything we can do, or we just gonna hand around and chat until getting bored?
17:47:56 ER: refine is still bout the same as it was, so probably not ready for another test just yet >.>
17:49:05 ER: oh yeah, steam just popped up to inform me that it finished installing Warframe, which is a thing that I forgot that I told it to do last night :P
17:49:21 ER: so now warframe is on my PC I guess
17:50:28 syv: I think I miiight be able to play that with you when I get home. Depends on how horrible my cellular is, Warframe tends to hate it.
17:51:02 syv: ...Though you might rather I not. I've got ~450 hours in that game, and my top stuff can basically delete levels. :\
17:52:38 syv:
MJ is also without internet, so we might as well pkay Hunt.
17:53:19 ER: there's trhowing knives and a crossbow in that!
17:53:54 syv: ...Neither of us can use them yet, I imagine.
17:57:19 syv: I wonder if my warframe cat died due to me not logging in since forever.
17:57:38 ER: aw, that would be sad. I hope they don't do that
17:58:01 ER: it's warframe, there aught to be machines for feeding your cats while you're away
17:58:07 syv: They do, it just takes awhile.
17:58:43 syv: "Login or your cat will die. Or pay us to feed it."
17:59:25 ER: pay us so that you can not play out game! ahahahaa!
18:00:44 ER: also looks like there's a grenade you can throw that makes gunshot noises, and this is the ONLY game in which that concept has ever sounded useful to me. :P
18:01:24 ER: there's decoy grenades in CS and planetside but... is anybody going to fucking care about random gunshots in those games?
18:01:59 syv: Are there places in Planetside where there's both players and a LACK of random gunshots?
18:02:21 syv: Even if everyone around you is friendly, there's some shmuck unloading an AR mag into his friend's face.
18:02:32 ER: it's 24/7 lmg fire from everywhere in that game
18:04:33 syv: How expensive is the bullet grenade?
18:04:52 syv: Knowing Hunt, it costs almost 100$...
18:05:14 syv: Captcha is asking me if it's happy.
18:06:20 ER: "Maximum extra ammo is now temporarily increased by the amount of bullets you are missing from your magazine when the weapon is not fully loaded, to make resupplying easier. This does not change the total amount of bullets you can carry."
18:07:10 syv: It'll probably take two hours to update!
18:07:37 ER: Also you have a chance to loot money from hunter bodies now :P
18:08:20 syv: It's probably only pocket change, but still!
18:09:15 ER: chaos bomb (the decoy) costs $15! and is unlocked at rank 89! -_-
18:09:52 ER: 13% for $50, 5% for 100, 1% for 200, 1% for 500
18:10:15 ER: and you automatically get at least 50 if you loot a corpse with full ammo and consumables.
18:11:00 syv: That's actually pretty amazing.
18:11:39 syv: I was expecting, like, 10% for ~10-20$, 2% for ~50$.
18:13:33 syv: Averages out to ~18.5$ per kill, but that's still nice.
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18:20:58 syv: Crowded in here, I actually have to scroll the userlist.
18:21:59 Radio_Controlled: Good evening you cultists who know not what they summoned.
18:22:30 ER: I am very, very far from having to scroll the userlist :P
18:22:38 Radio_Controlled: What's up down in this obscurest of media?
18:23:01 syv: Nothing. I'm at work and
MJ has no wifi or tethering, so not much to do.
18:23:10 syv: You wanna GM a game for us?
18:23:19 syv: I'd love to see what *you* come up with.
18:23:48 Radio_Controlled: Uhh. I can try I guess.
18:23:54 Radio_Controlled: This is kind of short notice.
18:24:17 midnightjaguar: It’s a day of short notice games. I just ran a MP Vietnam one shot
18:25:18 syv: It's always short notice, nobody expects IRC GMing!
18:25:36 syv: We've all been on the spot, consider it our hazing ritual or something.
18:27:05 ER: You're a giant robot wasp queen with missile pods and a laser in your head. Go build a nest.
18:27:09 Radio_Controlled: It's 1969 and the legions of hell have begun to spew forth from the depths of lake Baikal.
18:28:07 Radio_Controlled: You are a fresh recruit in the Red Army that got desperately conscripted to halt their inexorable march of horror into the motherland.
18:28:23 Radio_Controlled: Roll a d6 to select your starting class.
18:28:47 Radio_Controlled: (too bad we have no more dice roller bots).
18:28:55 syv will play a sapient, telepathic M16 assault rifle, which is currently mind controlling a large Russian man, who it is pretending to actually be, poorly, due to its red-blooded American patriotism. It only responds to the name "Victoria".
18:29:00 ER: (I have cubic dice right here on my desk)
18:30:16 Radio_Controlled:
ER you are the commander of a T54. Name yourself and the crew of your tank.
18:30:21 Radio_Controlled: And name your tank if you want to.
18:31:06 Radio_Controlled:
midnightjaguar you are a veteran from siberia. Adept at snow operations and hit-and-run operations, give yourself a name champ.
18:32:06 ER: [14:30] <
Radio_Controlled> And name your tank if you want
18:32:19 syv: Just commenting on the spelling~
18:32:50 midnightjaguar: Victor AKA “daylightsnowleopard”
18:32:56 Radio_Controlled:
syv you are a neo-crusader sent by the Vatican to aid these 'godless commies'. Heavy armor and a blessed broadsword are your tools.
18:32:57 midnightjaguar is now known as MJ
18:33:58 Radio_Controlled: I can make you a fresh instead conscript if you want~
18:34:59 Radio_Controlled: *fresh conscript instead
18:36:03 Radio_Controlled: Your unit has been stationed at the edge of Nowosjolowo overlooking the Jenisej.
18:36:38 Radio_Controlled: Also I'll be using random.org for my rolling from now on.
18:37:06 syv: "How do you heathens even emit these mutilated sounds from your damned mouths?!"
18:38:19 Radio_Controlled: Suddenly you feel a light trembling under your feet.
18:38:51 syv: >Intimidate the ground intovstaying still.
18:39:14 MJ: “Ah comrade these words should be joyous happy things after all at least it’s not summer”
18:39:47 Radio_Controlled: From the town an air siren can be heard.
18:39:49 ER: "You know comrade, I cannot for the life of me comprehend some of those sounds you just made."
18:41:53 Radio_Controlled: In the distance you can see a number of twelve-legged platypi approaching, each blowing their own brass horn. Above them in the air, what seem like paper planes are following them.
18:42:56 ER: "You know how it is men. High-explosive on those squishy underdemons."
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18:43:41 ER: Tell my crew to shoot at that. Peek out the top hatch and try to shoot the wing of one of those flying things with my sniper rifle.
18:43:41 Radio_Controlled: For a moment I thought the Siberian had his morale broken :p
18:44:32 MJ: “Bah Siberian’s don’t break, we freeze to death before that can happen”
18:44:49 Radio_Controlled: [6]: The HIGH-EX round leaves with a blast and impacts into the midst of the platypi. At least three are killed and two more are maimed, but the rest of them get propelled forward by the blast and are now even closer!
18:45:18 syv: >Climb atop Simon's tank, and call for them to charge, while thrusting my sword forward heroically!
18:45:19 MJ: >Victor is going to spray down the paper planes with his PPSH
18:45:33 Radio_Controlled: [4]: the sniper shot clips one of the paper wings. It seems like it just overpenetrates and does fairly little damage however.
18:46:11 Radio_Controlled: You climb on top of the metal cavalry and strike [3] a sufficiently heroic pose!
18:46:32 ER: "You heard the man! Drive us closer, guidance goblin! He needs to hit them with his sword!"
18:47:54 Radio_Controlled: [1] your submachine gun doesn't nearly have the range to get to them, all it seems to do is focus their attention to you!
18:48:50 Radio_Controlled: [3] as they near the edge of the river the platypi grab hold of the paper planes and start parasailing over the water. They'll be here soon!
18:49:20 Radio_Controlled: You drive up to the edge of the water [4] and realize that it is not sufficiently amphibious to try and go any further, so you halt.
18:49:28 syv: "Meet them at the shore, men! Whatever happens here today, we shall all dine with the angels! Deus Vult!"
18:49:54 Radio_Controlled: Grateful for you bringing yourselves to their jaws, the demonic mammals blow their infernal horns!
18:50:11 ER: toot toot it's the low-hanging flute!
18:50:13 syv: >Take the incompetent Siberian's shoddy Russian popgun and fire it wildly into the platypi one handed!
18:50:15 Devastator: Oh, hey,
ER, if you don't have anything better to do in Coven, you can check and see if someone's using the dead bodies for nefarious purposes.
18:50:34 Radio_Controlled: [4]:
ER, you are in the tank and barely hear them.
18:50:46 MJ: Take out my Antitank sniper rifle I have fire it at one of the platypi.
18:51:11 Radio_Controlled: [3]
MJ you are slightly stunned by the cacophony, -1 to next roll!
18:52:08 Radio_Controlled: [6]
syv you are infuriated by their blasphemous noise, their existence offends you! +1 righteous fury.
18:52:31 Radio_Controlled: Ya'll are keeping your actions as-is?
18:52:41 syv: Yes, unless they close to melee.
18:53:03 Radio_Controlled: They are closing into melee indeed, this is the last reaction shot you have before they do.
18:53:28 MJ: Ah. Then is there a Jeep or Russian equivalent?
18:54:03 Radio_Controlled: Maybe if you rack up some kills you can requisition one.
18:54:56 Radio_Controlled: [2] The crusader attempts to grab the popgun but all he manages to do is to slap the weapon from the Siberian's hands! Oh no!
18:55:45 Radio_Controlled: [5] undaunted by the loss of his weapon, said Siberian proceeds to whip out the big guns and blasts one of the fuckers to bits!
18:56:03 Radio_Controlled: You are all showered in demonic platypitic bits.
18:56:38 Radio_Controlled:
ER you shooting with your gun or ordering your crew?
18:57:15 Radio_Controlled: Because you have to choose, there's little time.
19:02:41 Radio_Controlled: [3] You try to get a bead but they're too close already, so all you manage is to lightly burn some with the exhaust from your shot.
19:04:47 ER: "Well! You fellas have fun out there!"
19:04:57 ER: lock the hatch on the tank.
19:05:43 MJ: Jump onto one of the paper planes and try to fly it.
19:06:18 syv: >Wait until the platypi are close enough to do this, then leap on top of the leader, straddling its neck. Lean over and scream into its face that it is a mere beast, and therefore must SERVE MANKIND AS HIS HOLY STEED, and if it obeys, steer it closer to the others and hack them to bits. If ir does not obey, tear its head off while slashing its throat with the sword.
19:08:05 Radio_Controlled: Demons get to have their fun first!
19:09:13 Radio_Controlled: [4]: A demon tries to claw its way inside but you shut the hatch before it can. Fuck all that noise.
19:10:19 Radio_Controlled: [6-1]:
MJ the platypi try to focus on you but you manage to grab hold of a paper plane and get zipped away before they can.
19:11:46 Radio_Controlled: [3]:
syv gets attacked by the remainder of the planes&platypi but manages to parry most of the blows with a combination of his sword and shouting at them in some sort of incomprehensible /human/ language.
19:13:28 Radio_Controlled: [3] it seems the demons still can't understand you despite your even louder shouting. Dejected, you resort to just ripping and tearing, snapping a neck of one of the fiends.
19:13:34 ER: "They are rage. Brutal, merciless. But you will be worse, I think!"
19:14:40 MJ: >zip around use my sudden mobility to do hit and run tactics by unloading my shotgun into the platypi and then flying away before they can react
19:15:24 MJ: “Comrade you are so full of rage we should you for warmth back in Siberia”
19:16:33 Radio_Controlled: brb, gotta help someone for a sec.
19:19:15 syv: "I am already warmed, heathen! Warmed by the light of God Almighty, and the blood of his enemies!"
19:19:49 ER: "The blood is actually hot as molten rock in this case, so that's pretty warm."
19:20:14 MJ: “Ah yes, blood can make good warmth, but only for short time, and then it gets very cold, bodies are much better more insulation”
19:20:27 syv: "And yet it still pales before God's glory!"
19:21:02 syv: "Do not fret, frozen brute, I shall provide you MANY bodies this day!"
19:22:36 MJ: “ah this is happy day then, many days of warmth shall be there for us then”
19:25:33 syv: "Even still, these bodies will not last forever! You must take God into your heart if you wish for eternal warmth, lest you waste forever in the frozen pits of the ninth circle of Hell!"
19:26:04 syv hacks a platypus leg away as he continues to preach
19:26:42 MJ: “But comrade isn’t hell warm I feel as though I remember a common saying from my childhood of when hell freezes over”
19:27:04 MJ: “And surely nothing warm can be bad”
19:28:57 syv: "Nay! Only simpletons believe such simplicity! Hell is a vast and varied place, with innumerable tortures perfectly selected by Satan for each and every soul damned there! The ninth circle, home of the great deceiver himself, is naught but ice and pelting blizzards which flay from your bones what flesh the devils' whips could not!"
19:28:58 Radio_Controlled: Juuuust a little bit longer fellas, but keep it up, some great rp right here.
19:29:56 syv: "If you do not accept God this day, after he has seen fit to send my glory here to rescue you, you shall surely be damned to this pit, as all traitors and ungrateful heathens inevitably are!"
19:30:20 MJ: “But comrade you have described home.”
19:31:01 MJ: “And surely I can see my sweet basbushka there then”
19:31:36 ER: Simon flips through a filthy magazine while his comrades solve the whole "demon" thing.
19:32:47 syv: ''By the cherubim's fourth halo! You have been rescued from Hell, as well?! Your case is grave indeed, if you do not wish to return, and instead wish for eternal salvation, warmth, and freedom, swear yourself unconditionally to the One True God!"
19:33:44 syv punctuates 'God' by planting his broadsword into the skull of another platypus, and then grunts with effort as he tugs it back out
19:34:21 syv: ((What? It's not like he's gonna stop killing to preach about save your souls. Multitasking!
19:35:07 ER: "Wait, what was that about god? I was momentarally distracted."
19:35:17 ER: "Have you killed the demons yet?"
19:35:28 MJ: “Apparently God hates Siberia”
19:35:33 syv: "Not yet, strangely handsome and entertaining sniper!"
19:36:08 ER: "Don't forget best tank commander!"
19:38:57 ER: >Actually, let loady climb out and set an anti-demon trap using a couple tank shells.
19:40:26 Radio_Controlled: [2]
MJ you try to shoot but suddenly realize that you were still holding the antitank rifle. You shoot and the recoil knocks you away and into the river. It's C-C-C-COLD!
19:41:33 MJ: >use my years of cold weather fighting experience to ignore the cold and climb back onto the river
19:42:00 Radio_Controlled: [1]
ER oh my but that magazine is dirty. Very dirty. So dirty, in fact, that you can see none of the pictures! And why is it so damn sticky? Must be a capitalist plot!
19:43:02 syv: I'm probably gonna be leaving within fifteen minutes.
19:44:10 Radio_Controlled: Did you have an action
syv?
19:44:29 syv: >Decapitate the largest platypi within range, and hold its head high, screaming "THIS IS WHAT BECOMES OF YOUR GREATEST! IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO FOLLOW IN HIS PATH AND SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL'S AGONY, BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT!", then go back to hacking and stabbing.
19:45:38 Radio_Controlled: [3] You decapitate a decently large platypus within range, and hold its head high, screaming "THIS IS WHAT BECOMES OF YOUR MIDDLE CLASS! IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO FOLLOW IN HIS PATH AND SPEND ETERNITY IN DISCOMFORT, BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT!"
19:46:54 Radio_Controlled: Only a few demons remain, but the paper planes begin to scoop them up. The cowards are retreating!
19:47:38 syv: >Throw the head into the midst of the paper plane flock, aiming to bring down as many as possible! Aim high; four planes with one head!
19:47:41 Radio_Controlled: [4-1 cold +1 Siberian]
Mj manages to clamber back out of the icy cold waters. Nothing a man such as himself isn't used to.
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19:47:43 ER: >Tell the invisible machinegunner to shoot at them.
19:49:03 Radio_Controlled: [1]: You throw the head up at the fleeing horde, but slip and land in front of the machinegun instead!
19:49:31 MJ: “Silly water, you can not kill a Siberian that way”
19:49:54 Radio_Controlled: [1] which then proceeds to tear the crusader to ribbons. God has called one if his own back to Him, and saw fit to do so in many small pieces.
19:51:39 MJ: Alright so the glorious red army is victorious in this battle. Huzzah.
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19:55:00 Radio_Controlled: BUT AT WHAT COST?
19:56:13 Radio_Controlled: Meanwhile the tank commander begins his beatboxing career.
19:58:55 ER:
syv should be back, but
MJ just evaporated.
20:00:09 Radio_Controlled: You wanna put this on hold until they return?
20:01:36 Radio_Controlled: Also, was it somewhat entertaining? It really was spur-of-the-moment I-don't-know-where-I'm-going-with-this-but-dammit-let's-find-out.
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20:11:05 ER: really on IRC just do some rolls and describe things well enough and we'll be satisfied.
20:11:34 ER: last time I just gave them a list of powers to pick from with no indication of what they did
20:12:38 Radio_Controlled: We can keep going if you guys want, or go on at a later time.
20:13:18 Radio_Controlled: Or I can go figure out what dive will let me prevent the demon from leaving our favorite suicidal Ethral.
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20:16:25 MJ: I got busy sorry about that.
20:16:47 Radio_Controlled: Got enough to do myself so I won't get bored, that's for sure.
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20:36:52 syv: Popping back in just to say I got a call, gotta go pick someone up and help them run some errands. Will try to get back on after, shouldn't take more than two hours. Unless it does. -.-
20:50:32 Radio_Controlled: "Drett and Medizin at her side"
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22:13:40 Radio_Controlled: Wifi hiccup there.
22:15:56 Radio_Controlled: Anyways, so, you missed the glorious defense of Nowosjolowo. But feel no despair, for the Soviet Union's sons and daughters will surely fight to protect the Motherland another day.
22:16:08 Radio_Controlled: Apart from all that, what's cookin'?
22:19:45 Devastator: Hoping the guys help out in Coven. They apparently need to get five thousand pounds, or to do a bounty.
22:20:40 ER: isn't that toll more than we're getting paid, put together?
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22:25:45 ER: so yeah, that's a "bypass them, or do a miniquest"
22:26:12 Radio_Controlled: Missed whatever it was you said before that.
22:27:23 Radio_Controlled: Oh right,
paris keeps logs.
22:30:43 Devastator: No, we're getting five thousand each.
22:30:49 Devastator: not five thousand total.
22:33:06 Devastator: But yeah, you might want to help out with the minimission or raising money for that part. Nan's got a heist to run for the money for the armoured car.
22:35:56 Radio_Controlled: How is Naners these days?
22:36:14 Devastator: Not much different until the video comes up.
22:36:38 ER: She got a new artist. Named Alice.
22:36:40 Devastator: Although she got harassed by some wingéd horses, so I might not be right about that.
22:51:24 Devastator: That video might make things odd, so that should be interesting.
22:53:15 Devastator: (It wouldn't be out of the question for her to find herself with anything from 10% more fans to 10 times as many fans.
22:54:55 Devastator: rolled a 9 on the attempt to find an editor..
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22:59:11 ER: I'm watching videos on monster hunter world weapons
22:59:42 ER: they're just really cool and I want to look at them
23:00:58 Radio_Controlled: Welcome back.
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23:04:49 Devastator: monster hunter always seemed better in theory than execution.
23:05:06 syv: I find it amusing that Adam is referring to a mothgirl, when the only mobile moth in the room is Drett, a male.
23:05:18 syv: "All the moths look the same, anyway!"
23:05:52 Devastator: Any of you guys heard of Rise of Industry?
23:05:56 Radio_Controlled: Ah, is Drett male?
23:06:28 Radio_Controlled: ... Either I change it to be correct or leave it and be wrong but leave the humor intact.
23:06:46 Radio_Controlled: Can't say I have
Dev.
23:08:02 Radio_Controlled: By the way
syv, talked to
pw a bit on discord with regards to trying to do a dive to save Wiellste.
23:09:11 Radio_Controlled: Apparently it is possible to use an action (white or black) sphere as your material sphere instead of -having- to use a grey one, so I could do a dive to sever the connection she has with the sphere the entity is from.
23:09:29 ER: Notable: spheres of white or black can be used as the material componant under specific surcumstances.
23:09:38 Radio_Controlled: However he hasn't decided yet what to do with the final stat check involved.
23:09:53 ER: Annoyingly,
PW hasn't decided how to handle the stat roll at the end.
23:10:14 ER: you can tell we were both in the conversation >.>
23:10:51 Radio_Controlled: It's like having my very own echo in here. :p
23:11:08 Devastator: Seems like an industry tycoon game. Not sure if it'll be good or not, but it seems designed for multiplayer.
23:11:59 syv: I'll try pretty much anything once, so if you want a partner I'm game.
23:13:02 syv: "Industry Tycoon" sounds like something that wouldn't care aboht lag, though honestly I'm really wondering how the hell it's multiplayer.
23:14:01 syv: Oh goodie, my Warframe cat isn't dead.
23:14:05 Radio_Controlled: In that case, you wanna try this new after shave I developed? It's called 'eau de cyanide'.
23:14:09 Radio_Controlled: Very exclusive.
23:15:22 syv: If you'll give it to me for free, and somehow without me giving you my address, sure. Why not?
23:15:46 Radio_Controlled: *dumps cyanide into Florida's water supply*
23:16:53 syv: I... I don't think that's going to do muc, honestly.
23:17:19 ER: florida man dies and becomes more powerful as a result
23:17:26 syv: We kinda have water like right there, pretty much everywhere...
23:20:27 Devastator: Yeah, but swamp water.
23:20:50 Devastator: I don't even know if it's multiplayer. It's also too expensive now.
23:21:32 Devastator: Think like transport tycoon except you build the factories too.
23:21:37 Radio_Controlled: If you wanna play something free, try the ss13 colonial marines server.
23:21:41 syv: "seems designed for multiplayee"....?
23:21:58 Radio_Controlled: I've been enjoying it quite a bit despite being ab-so-lute ass at it.
23:22:36 syv: I've played SS13 before, it was great, I ghosted and watched a Syndicate agent murder almost twenty people with an SMG, coating half the ship in blood.
23:22:54 syv: Then I found out he was playing wrong and you're not supposed to do that, so I lost interest.
23:23:03 syv: It also just has a hellish interface.
23:23:59 Radio_Controlled: This is a pvp server. And yeah, the interface and controls are a thing to overcome.
23:24:20 Radio_Controlled: One side is colonial marines, others are xenomorphs.
23:27:57 Radio_Controlled: Gonna add in a preliminary dive in case tomorrow is very busy again.
23:28:06 Radio_Controlled: Christ but that's a lot of rolls.
23:28:40 syv: Eh. SS13 isn't really my type of PvP game. The whole butchering a space station of largely unarmed victims appeals to me, but against actually dangerous foes? Nyeeehhhh.
23:29:26 Radio_Controlled: Oh yeah, aliens are pretty scary in this.
23:29:38 Radio_Controlled: Especially for me since I am not robust.
23:32:05 Radio_Controlled: Yeaaah, checking with the calculator and not liking my odds, though it seems like I can't add my diving skill bonus directly.
23:32:47 syv: Well, Nyw seems to have some chance of fixing things himself.
23:32:52 Radio_Controlled: If I just enter my nerve as 16 it seems more doable, though still not fantastic.
23:33:08 Radio_Controlled: Yeah, gonna add to only try this dive if the regular attack fails.
23:33:17 syv: Drugs give advantage, so at least that should help?
23:33:34 syv: Though perhaps it'd only counter the disadvantage penalty.
23:33:44 ER: so glad that I suggested diving drugs to
PW :v
23:33:51 Radio_Controlled: Nah, rolling at advantage here with the drugs.
23:34:06 Radio_Controlled: The drugs certainly do help a ton.
23:34:32 ER: silent night is "always at advantage", not just a negation of disadvantage.
23:35:13 ER: Meaning that these are drugs that won't really help if you're in a safe situation, but are great for murdering things in combat.
23:35:59 Radio_Controlled: Magic combat stimms .
23:36:56 Radio_Controlled: Insanity Roll Success Odds: 70.13980963752942% Average Nerve Penalty: 0.9720380724941127 Reinforcements: Hel: 3 Non: 3
23:37:01 ER: Hmm. I wonder if you can dive to calm yourself directly, then go into combat and be rolling with advantage.
23:37:30 Radio_Controlled: Not sure if enough reinforcement though, but spitballing here.
23:37:42 syv: 15% chance of bad collateral, -1 penalty to success.
23:37:57 ER: 70% isn't the best, but it's not bad.
23:38:19 Radio_Controlled: Yeah, could be worse. Not safe, but not a stupidly risky move either.
23:38:28 syv: Sacrifice a point--though that actually is expensive for you, you silly human--and you've got no penalty even with much more reinforcement.
23:38:59 ER: Remember to add reinforcement estimation in to the diving action itself, like I did! :V
23:39:11 Radio_Controlled: I'm willing to sacrifice something but preferably not a point, I kind of need those for not sucking at diving so much in the future :v
23:39:42 syv: Silly human, your lack of minmaxing means all point losses are penalties~
23:39:44 Radio_Controlled: I could
ER, but then if I fail that roll I might critically over-or under reinforce.
23:40:04 Radio_Controlled: Yeah, but I get to be human so that makes up for a lot~
23:40:39 ER: I failed the last one, and I don't think he did a fate roll to see how bad I fucked the reinforcement up, just fell back on my own estimate.
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23:41:59 Radio_Controlled: Blah, even the wifi is telling me I should go to sleep.
23:42:04 Radio_Controlled: Very well then.
23:42:50 Radio_Controlled: If any of you manage to tease out more relevant info out of peedubs regarding that dive or the needed reinforcement, pm me or something.
23:43:02 Radio_Controlled: Other than that, I bid you gentlemen adieu.
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23:51:15 syv: Hunt finished downloading.
23:55:27 ER: dammit this game makes BOWS look fun
23:56:18 ER: someone give me a copy of mhw pls ;v ;v ;v ;v ;v
23:59:07 syv: It hasn't been cracked yet, so no.
23:59:40 syv: That's funny. "How to play: 1. Extract. 2. Wait for crack. 3. Play game."
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