ERLOG 2018-07-03

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03:06:58 ER has joined #einsteinianroulette
03:09:24 Devastator: Heya ER.
03:11:31 ER: hey
03:15:11 Devastator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoB1Z0QBLB4
03:17:39 Devastator: the current record seems to be 44.
03:21:11 ER: how can you have half an a press you either press it or you dont~
03:26:33 Devastator: That's okay. As you can see, the run there has 69. ;-p
03:26:50 ER: (nice)
03:29:31 Devastator: I'm disappointed that the Knights of the Skies arms race doesn't feature knights mounted on birds fighting it out.
03:36:07 ER: missingno best pokemon
04:05:35 Devastator: oh well.
04:09:12 Piecewise has joined #einsteinianroulette
04:09:30 Piecewise: Hello
04:09:41 Piecewise: I am here to have another chat to ignore
04:09:53 Piecewise: Dev
04:10:00 Piecewise: Devastator
04:10:05 Piecewise: you wanted a thing
04:10:12 Piecewise: I got a thing for you
04:11:16 Devastator: Heya PW.
04:11:26 Devastator: Just wanted to ask some questions about potential Chalice targets.
04:11:51 Piecewise: alright
04:11:56 Piecewise: make ask
04:11:58 Devastator: What's the Ruined Bank like?
04:12:19 Piecewise: I thought the name was fairly evocative
04:12:29 Piecewise: Tis a bank, tis in ruins
04:12:35 Devastator: So it's just a wrecked bank? Okay.
04:12:52 Piecewise: there's a vault no one has gotten into
04:12:57 Piecewise: thats about it
04:13:03 Devastator: Ooh.
04:13:14 Devastator: and I'm sure it totally isn't full of monsters or something.
04:13:20 Piecewise: Naaaaaaah
04:13:27 Piecewise: Ever played borderlands?
04:13:29 Piecewise: No?
04:13:30 Piecewise: Good
04:13:33 Devastator: I've seen it played.
04:13:35 Devastator: one of those?
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04:13:42 Devastator: Hmm, that makes it a more likely target.
04:13:50 Piecewise: vault hunters and such
04:13:54 MidJag: lo
04:13:54 ER: jeez, you folks are talkative, aren't you?
04:14:15 Piecewise: Fug u RE
04:14:21 Devastator: How about 134 in the Justice Quarter, the Stygian Prison.
04:14:26 Devastator: Is it even accessable?
04:14:45 Piecewise: Behind the church and such? No, not right now
04:15:02 Piecewise: Well not church
04:15:05 Piecewise: but police
04:15:12 Piecewise: who are under the church's thumb so
04:15:40 Piecewise: yeah, only way in there other than smashing through the areas before it is....well getting jailed
04:15:41 Devastator: Then they're targets if we want to hit the church side in the ongoing war, then.
04:15:47 Devastator: Nah, that sounds bad.
04:16:04 Piecewise: maybe you'll fine bane in there
04:16:14 Piecewise: and he'll grumble at you
04:16:24 Piecewise: in a muffled fashion
04:16:34 Devastator: Heh.
04:17:19 Devastator: Are the Militia the same group as them?
04:17:39 ER: LAW
04:18:35 Piecewise: So you got the constables, who are real police, and you got the militia which is more...torch and pitch fork mob with church faith.
04:19:12 Piecewise: Good group for witch hunts
04:19:15 Piecewise: very in character
04:19:47 Piecewise: if you shout something while waving a torch, I give them a 80% chance of shouting it back, but more angry
04:20:02 Piecewise: "Burn the witch!"
04:20:08 Piecewise: "BURN THE WIIIIIITCH!"
04:20:35 Devastator: ahh.
04:20:43 Devastator: I'll remember that.
04:20:57 Devastator: Probably less well armed than the church guys proper, but might make up for it in numbers.
04:21:14 Devastator: and probably better armed than the last mooks were.
04:21:31 Devastator: although it sounds like targetting one of their buildings will turn into another slog so Oz will probably want something quicker.
04:21:39 Devastator: Unless we just want to hit them with another meteor or something.
04:24:27 Piecewise: It was effective
04:25:09 Devastator: Yeah.
04:25:17 Devastator: Probably for the best if we hit somewhere like that.
04:25:43 Devastator: How about 103, the failed engines?
04:26:20 Devastator: or 104, the Chimeric test grounds?
04:26:35 Devastator: Will we be attacked again by the magebreakers due to proximity if we go for those?
04:26:41 Piecewise: You'd have to get through the Noble Gate first
04:26:58 Piecewise: Noble quarter is...a dangerous place
04:27:41 Piecewise: That door stays closed most times and shit as some of the city is, they're glad for that.
04:28:28 Devastator: Ahh.
04:28:48 Devastator: I don't think we'd want to secure another gate, but I'll run that past the others.
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04:29:08 Devastator: (general word duplication with our existing gate HQ.)
04:29:32 Devastator: And we might be able to sneak in to do something, but not to secure territory.
04:31:13 Devastator: but yeah, either the bank or something church or heretic related, depending on the war and superweapon updates.
04:35:01 Devastator: Thanks for the answers, PW.
04:35:50 Piecewise: no prob
04:35:59 Piecewise: lemme know if you need more info
04:38:50 Devastator: May ask a few more after we get the answers from the LW guy as to the status of the two superweapons and how the fighting between the two factions is going on.
04:39:29 Devastator: oh, and what level of word will I need to trade for some shotgun shells?
04:47:25 Piecewise: not very high
04:47:45 Devastator: 1 or 2?
04:48:56 Devastator: eh, I'll trade a Blast Wall for it, then. Should be good.
04:49:06 Piecewise: either will work, but one will give more
04:52:11 Devastator: Yeah, I won't need more than a dozen rounds.
04:52:18 Devastator: and Thag doesn't need a Blast Wall that much.
04:53:07 Piecewise: Magic is not fist!
04:53:13 Piecewise: THAG NEED FIST
04:53:28 Devastator: Magic is useful.
04:53:38 Devastator: but yeah, if he's right next to someone, he'll just hit it.
04:56:13 Devastator: Are those orders okay for Saeko in Cabal? They seem pretty long.
04:59:27 Piecewise: Its fine.
04:59:54 Piecewise: If its ever too long I'll just go through it until I get bored and then just skip over the rest~
05:00:31 Devastator: works for me.
05:05:21 Devastator: I eagerly await racing RC's arena games with my attempts to get ready for further explorations via giant bird.
05:05:46 Devastator: (He's still been after me to buff his character, and should be able to finish up in time, but you know..)
05:06:30 Piecewise: Saeko, desperately running from helping another player~
05:09:03 Devastator: I'm not going to be going super-fast, but I will try to make progress every turn.
05:09:19 Devastator: If RC doesn't sort out his own things before she does, well, boop, too late. ;-p
05:10:52 Devastator: It also isn't just helping, it's servicing naked ambition in the form of demands for stat raises.
05:11:04 Devastator: (still, not that big a deal, really.)
05:11:53 Devastator: I think all I asked of RC was that he ask nicely and not show up dripping in blood or something.
05:12:25 ER: I don't want youe filthy magic buffs, I just want to succ all your mana out and stick you in wizard jail.
05:12:32 Devastator: Yeah, you can bugger off.
05:12:42 Devastator: and talk to the bus-sized bird.
05:12:43 Devastator: ;-p
05:12:53 ER: I can eat constructs
05:13:04 Devastator: Hmm, that's a rules question.
05:13:10 Devastator: Can a channeler eat a familiar?
05:13:11 ER: hell, apparantly I can eat normal people till they die
05:13:28 Devastator: apparently so can I, perhaps.
05:14:44 Devastator: Also, that bus sized bird will likely have a lot of magic in it, so I'm sure you could eat some of that, but could you do so quickly enough to survive?
05:15:58 ER: well, I could explode it first
05:16:06 Devastator: "Get in my belly you evil mage, how dare you save people from posession by anger spirits!"
05:18:22 Devastator: It is melee range only, correct?
05:19:09 Devastator: ER demands satisfaction, -> Saeko and cohorts fly off. -> ER stands there dumbfounded.
05:24:39 Piecewise: Yes
05:24:42 Piecewise: melee range only
05:24:52 Piecewise: and he deals melee damage sucking
05:25:14 Piecewise: ie roll melee damage, suck that amount
05:25:23 Devastator: does armour help?
05:25:41 Piecewise: thats a good question. Maybe~
05:25:45 ER: nom nom nom humanity belongs to darkwraith now
05:28:02 Devastator: Maybe I'll get a sealer suit made for the bird.
05:28:10 Devastator: ..actually, that's probably a good, if expensive, idea.
05:28:53 Devastator: "Hah, the claws that I'm impaled on are no longer magically steel-hard!"
05:29:25 ER: Imma get a greatbow
05:29:36 Piecewise: ER gonna make a SAM
05:29:38 Piecewise: magic sam
05:30:12 Devastator: I don't know.. d4 actual armour, d8 virtual armour (due to strengthened skin), and really fuck off big creature..
05:30:15 ER: pull a Gough on his floaty flyin bird ass
05:30:17 Devastator: you might need a SAM and not a greabow.
05:30:19 Devastator: greatbow.
05:41:44 Piecewise: Alright
05:41:45 Piecewise: I'm off
05:41:48 Piecewise: goodnight everyone
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05:52:19 Aigre: Aigre
06:00:44 Aigre: standby for the turn devastator, i'm finding me a mapping tool
06:15:01 Devastator: ayo.
08:40:46 ER: wanna punch ranger
08:40:53 ER: lemmie punch ranger
08:40:58 ER: ranger
08:41:00 ER: punch
08:42:17 Devastator: I prefer stab in the back.
08:42:26 Devastator: what kinda orc are you if you don't like the good stab in the back?
08:42:58 ER: one wot's big enuff to stab fronts
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09:18:28 Devastator: Oi, you git.
09:18:37 Devastator: you aint big nuff, not by 'alf.
09:19:17 ER: right, and how big are YOU?
09:30:19 Devastator: bigger than you, you git.
09:31:49 Devastator: If you was a biggun, you wouldn't be hanging from your feet.
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18:21:10 Aigreish affections Devastator
20:25:51 Devastator: Hey Aigre.
20:27:18 Devastator: put in my orders.
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20:44:37 Radio_Controlled: Good evening you penguins puffing pewter pellets.
20:47:14 Devastator: Heya RC.
20:47:22 Devastator: So should saeko get the bug thing, the owl, or the crow?
20:48:17 Radio_Controlled: You should get the 'a cicada, squid, wolf thing' so you can then burn it and erase it from existence.
20:48:49 Devastator: Heh.
20:48:57 Devastator: Yeah, I don't want to scare kids.
20:49:01 Devastator: so probably the crow.
20:49:04 Devastator: Owls can be scary.
20:49:05 Radio_Controlled: After that, depends on what you want it for.
20:49:12 Radio_Controlled: But have great vision.
20:49:28 Radio_Controlled: Crow is a little bit cliche maybe?
20:49:48 Devastator: Yeah.
20:49:50 Devastator: but so are owls.
20:49:57 Devastator: and yeah, I don't want to scare kids.
20:50:17 Radio_Controlled: So you've decided already then?
20:50:28 Devastator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjEld1kYzOA
20:50:32 Radio_Controlled: Could ask for a custom bird.
20:50:36 Devastator: I'm leaning towards the crow, but yeah.
20:50:45 Radio_Controlled: What is the cutest, most child friendly bird around?
20:51:13 Devastator: sparrows.
20:51:45 Radio_Controlled: Oh, I know!
20:52:15 Radio_Controlled: Marabou mount.
20:52:45 Radio_Controlled: "So majestic."
20:52:58 Devastator: custom would be better.
20:53:06 Radio_Controlled: Failing that, Cassowary.
20:53:20 Radio_Controlled: Maybe a flying anglerfish?
20:53:43 Devastator: Budgies are the cutest.
20:53:50 Devastator: but they're seed eaters, so that's out.
20:53:59 Devastator: seed eating doesn't scale well.
20:55:11 Radio_Controlled: Puffins are cute.
20:55:45 Radio_Controlled: https://www.nordicvisitor.com/images/blogs/2016-04-20150605-_dsc8298-750x600.jpg
20:55:50 Radio_Controlled: Look at him go!
20:56:30 Devastator: Yeah.
20:56:34 Devastator: maybe a cormorant.
20:56:42 Devastator: puffins are cute, yeah.
20:58:00 Devastator: I do want it to be something potentially dangerous, though.
20:58:30 Radio_Controlled: Puffin with a flamethrower.
21:01:21 Devastator: I should probably take the owl, anyway, they're all intelligent.
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21:02:16 Radio_Controlled: Take an Aigresaur with wings!
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21:06:23 Devastator: Ideal would be a gryphon, because then it'd like getting petted, cat-style.
21:12:34 Radio_Controlled: That beak might scare children.
21:12:53 Radio_Controlled: Maybe a pegasus?
21:13:28 Devastator: That would work, but it would scale less well.
21:13:44 Devastator: giant pegasus doesn't work that well.
21:14:19 Radio_Controlled: About as well as a gryphon I'd think.
21:14:24 Devastator: Nah, a gryphon that can purr would be it. Big sharp pointy stuff next to the kids, but the kids are perfectly safe because it's a softy.
21:21:29 Devastator: but yeah, the race is on.
21:21:48 Devastator: Saeko to slowly accumulating her resources, and pancaek until his bloodlust is sated.
21:25:19 Radio_Controlled: Heh.
21:25:26 Radio_Controlled: This tournament should be 4 fights.
21:25:47 Radio_Controlled: Then however many more he feels like. Probably at least 1 or 2 against some monsters.
21:29:10 Devastator: Saeko is always going to try and make progress.
21:29:15 Devastator: but you should have plenty of time.
21:30:36 Devastator: I'll ask him for a price list and if he can do custom ones next turn. And if there's any use if she makes something of his age or grow.
21:30:53 Devastator: PW also said she can do debuffs, too. Make stuff smaller or weaker, say.
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21:34:19 Radio_Controlled: Can she now.
21:34:25 Radio_Controlled: Useful.
21:34:35 Radio_Controlled: So what are you gonna 'do' about the bugmen situation?
21:35:49 Devastator: Put some money up, tell people about it, earn some money.
21:35:55 Devastator: Saeko isn't much for killing stuff.
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21:36:15 Radio_Controlled: Do you have the funds to put out a bounty?
21:38:37 Devastator: I'm going to put up 25 gold.
21:38:50 Radio_Controlled: That's... not that much for the job at hand.
21:39:51 Devastator: I assume others will help out.
21:41:47 Devastator: and some of us don't have platinum bars worth more than most towns.
21:42:09 Radio_Controlled: Really? Weird.
21:42:35 Radio_Controlled: Guess you should go on a cave adventure that lasts more than half a year.
21:46:53 Devastator: yeah.
21:47:17 Devastator: but yeah, I don't have that much money.
21:48:19 Radio_Controlled: Sorry, did I say half a year?
21:48:30 Radio_Controlled: Meant to say 306 days.
21:48:32 Radio_Controlled: SILLY ME.
21:49:25 Devastator: a bit more than a third the time I spent in jail.
21:51:30 Radio_Controlled: And you didn't even get phat lewt out of it.
21:56:10 Devastator: Looks like Pancaek is slowing the pain train down.
21:56:35 Radio_Controlled: He wants his intro.
21:57:14 Devastator: Kid dynamite.
21:57:21 Devastator: Kid gorgeous.
21:57:24 Devastator: Kid presentable
21:57:27 Devastator: Kid gruesome
21:57:31 Devastator: Kid Moe.
21:58:15 Devastator: http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=XnrSoEe4DL4
22:00:09 Radio_Controlled: Hah.
22:00:11 Radio_Controlled: Classic.
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22:08:04 Devastator: put my orders up.
22:08:13 Devastator: don't worry, it'll take a lot of magic and likely time.
22:13:07 Radio_Controlled: I'm not one to worry about this kind of stuff.
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22:16:18 ER: howdy stranger
22:17:23 ER: how are y'all on this, ahem, fine tuesday?
22:19:13 Devastator: Okay.
22:21:08 Radio_Controlled: Decent.
22:21:10 Radio_Controlled: You?
22:22:12 ER: uh, I did something mildy exciting!
22:23:59 Devastator: You ate a banana?
22:24:38 ER: nope
22:25:32 Devastator: You shoplifted a candy bar?
22:26:03 ER: nope
22:26:22 Devastator: You petted a cat?
22:26:48 ER: nope
22:27:20 Devastator: You ran around in public wearing nothing but an American flag?
22:27:48 ER: nope
22:29:17 Devastator: You bought new clothing?
22:29:25 ER: nope
22:31:03 Devastator: You sexed some chickens?
22:31:08 ER: nope
22:31:48 Devastator: You cooked a meal?
22:31:57 ER: close
22:32:11 Devastator: You rode a horse?
22:32:16 ER: nope
22:32:59 Devastator: You fixed a table?
22:33:03 ER: nope
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22:34:54 Devastator: eh, enough.
22:34:56 Devastator: what was it?
22:35:05 ER: made cookies
22:36:06 Radio_Controlled: What kind of cookies?
22:36:09 Devastator: ahh.
22:36:24 ER: cookies made from brownie mix
22:36:58 ER: with chocolate chips added, and hazelnuts, and coconut oil
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22:37:29 ER: and we made little sandwiches from them because we had buttercream icing left over from a cake
22:54:43 Radio_Controlled: Wow, mindustry got a massive update.
22:54:48 Radio_Controlled: Like a whole new game.
22:55:00 Radio_Controlled: Still in alpha, but there's tons of new content.
22:55:08 Radio_Controlled: Bit overwhelmingly so, in fact.
23:03:42 Devastator: too much content?
23:04:09 ER: aint neva too much content ya grot
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23:04:34 Radio_Controlled: Yeah well.
23:04:48 Radio_Controlled: Tons of things to build. What do they do, or why? Who knows!
23:05:06 Radio_Controlled: (tutorial hasn't been done yet and it's very new so no wiki or anything)
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23:09:22 Radio_Controlled: But I can build little drones now to help me out and that's really neat.
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23:40:38 Devastator: So you can spend your building game not building?
23:41:08 Radio_Controlled: Hmm?
23:41:29 Radio_Controlled: Dunno, you can just build drones that help you build faster and repair shit and such.
23:42:40 Devastator: Just being pedantic and negative, you know me.
23:45:10 Radio_Controlled: Heh.
23:45:26 Radio_Controlled: You'd find enough to complain about in the new version I'm sure.
23:45:27 Radio_Controlled: Unlocks!
23:47:09 Radio_Controlled: Bad documentation!
23:47:18 Radio_Controlled: Unclear colors!
23:58:01 Devastator: Unlocks?
23:58:05 Devastator: in a sandbox game?
23:58:06 Radio_Controlled: It is fairly obscure though so it has that going for it.
23:58:12 Radio_Controlled: Seems like it?
23:58:18 Devastator: Oy.
23:58:26 Devastator: That's no longer a sandbox!
23:58:28 Radio_Controlled: Start with a couple blocks, more open up as you play.
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