00:56:09 Devastator: would you watch something that isn't space rangers?
00:56:36 ER: depends what it is, so probably not ;p
00:56:41 Devastator: Running with Rifles.
01:14:37 Devastator: it's a game where you run around and shoot people.
01:22:15 Devastator notes that ER doesn't like games about shooting people.
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02:56:21 Devastator: well, I'm playing Man vs World right now.
02:56:30 Devastator: so not much room for teammwork there.. it'd kinda remove the point.
02:57:05 syv: Honestly I prefer duo MvW. RwR gets old kinda fast playing alone. :\
02:57:53 Devastator: I mostly played through it with
Aigre.
02:58:10 syv: That must have been something.
02:58:45 ER: how interesting, all these things that I don't know or care about
02:59:32 Devastator: but yeah, I'll put it on stream if you'd like. Just need a moment, I haven't set that up before.
03:00:09 syv: Nah, not at the moment. Beyond trying to type words into this blank text file, the sat's basically dead right now due to a storm.
03:00:23 syv: Great cellular connection though.
03:00:41 Devastator: The other great thing about IRC. It uses all the bandwith a text chat program should.
03:01:41 ER: fuck you modern internet, I can just send text!
03:01:55 Devastator: Well, yeah, that's all a text chat program should be about..
03:02:14 ER: the cheapest thing ever, short of sending strings of binary or something :P
03:02:29 Devastator: you are sending strings of binary,
ER.
03:02:45 ER: but the binary isn't the end result
03:02:53 Devastator: It's always the end result.
03:03:02 Devastator: just sometimes you have translation things on your end.
03:03:44 ER: My brain doesn't use a lot of binary
03:03:51 Devastator: anyway, back to stage 2.
03:03:58 ER: that's the end from my perspective
03:04:38 syv: You probably could make it more efficient if it didn't have the full charset. I think we could communicate about as well without ❤.
03:05:48 ER:
syv, you should play Iji. :p
03:06:05 syv: (
syv) Nah, not at the moment. Beyond trying to type words into this blank text file, the sat's basically dead right now due to a storm.
03:07:00 ER: I mean, the sat's not REQUIRED to play a game that you have installed on your very own computer, I just won't be able to see...
03:07:52 syv: Why would I procrastinate by playing a game that you want to see but can't, when I could instead procrastinate by playing a game you don't want to see?
03:08:41 ER: though speaking of the amazing effecency of the text format, there is a particular game that we could play using said text, given that me, you, and dve are all here...
03:09:41 Devastator: I got a Famas G1 on the first level, which is amazingly useful.
03:09:56 syv: Nice. It's still not an SVD.
03:10:14 syv: Since when do rares spawn in MvW?
03:18:41 Devastator: They spawn just fine in MvW.
03:18:48 Devastator: other rares may spawn.
03:18:52 Devastator: no sellable drops, either.
03:19:01 Devastator: but I've seen 44 mag pistols, though.
03:19:08 Devastator: and a few other things.
03:19:28 syv: I've only ever seen M79s. :\
03:21:13 syv: I hope the no-snipers rules extends to rare snipers. If it uses the same droplist that'd be pretty broken. VSS is amazing in the base game, it'd ruin MvW...
03:21:15 Devastator: I've seen a M79 once too.
03:21:28 syv: I've seen like ten of the things, and nothing else.
03:21:32 Devastator: I think it extends to rare snipers, but I can't say for sure, I've only seen enemies with the ordinary ones.
03:21:37 syv: They're virtually useless.
03:21:44 Devastator: Heh, yeah, they're not good.
03:22:02 Devastator: unless you want to blow up something without using ammo, but then you can just stick one in the stash and be good forever.
03:22:13 syv: If I could update the game, I'd check. I remember the base snipers being disabled by having their lifetimes set to 0.
03:22:18 Devastator: I think in the campaign I found one situation where I wanted one.
03:22:26 Devastator: Yeah, that's the behavior I see.
03:22:48 Devastator: I think advanced snipers would do that too, but I've never seen one.
03:23:54 Devastator: Mind you, they're pretty rare. I think I saw like 3 in an entire campaign.
03:25:12 ER: still no idea what you're talking about
03:25:14 syv: Sure. VSS has a fairly low rarity, but it's still possible. And it is completely broken for solo play.
03:25:30 syv: A fun vidya game called Running With Rifles.
03:26:21 Devastator: Yeah, that was one of them. They would completely break MvW.
03:27:26 Devastator: I'm sad, though, I lost that game due to taking a close-ranged burst of machine gun fire.
03:27:31 syv: Also, the AA12. The buckshot version pretty much removes all tactical play.
03:27:32 Devastator: Brought me from 90% to 10%.
03:28:04 Devastator: Yeah. I'd picked off like 15 guys immediately before that, thought the area was clear, and the last guy shot me from a pile of bodies.
03:28:54 Devastator: Not sure I've seen an AA12.
03:29:47 Devastator: I was suprised I didn't die outright, in all honesty.
03:31:12 syv: It's a full-auto magazine fed shotgun that's pretty accurate. If you hold down automatic fire on an enemy in cover, they die when peeking out unless they're near max range. It's a better LMG than any actual LMG.
03:31:32 Devastator: Too bad though, that G1 was about ideal.
03:31:36 Devastator: I'll never see another one.
03:31:46 syv: There's also a version that fires explosive slugs but it's a lot spottier, and horribly easy to suicide with.
03:31:56 Devastator: So the
ER varient, then.
03:32:15 Devastator: Yeah, that does sound pretty potent.
03:32:16 syv:
ER guns didn't really cause many suicides...
03:33:47 Devastator:
ER in general, though.
03:41:05 Devastator: well, that was a quick game. Someone in the water on the way to land on the island with a boat, and a second guy on the beach with a RPG.
03:58:32 syv: I always go to the dock. Usually swim, since they don't pull out rockets if you're not in a vehicle.
03:59:29 Devastator: if you swim anyone with a gun on the shore just shoots you.
03:59:39 Devastator: and you're utterly defenceless.
04:00:27 ER: I beat Iji on hard difficulty for the first time. Now I just have to beat it on Extreme. :P ...And beat it while getting the "immortal" rank for damage taken, and the rank "nanomaster" for successful cracks.
04:03:39 ER: oh yeah, and the sudden death sectors I unlock for beating hard mode!
04:08:53 syv: You can get to the dock on the left leg without being shot at, I've never seen people on it. Plus it has barrels for cover.
04:09:59 Devastator: might be too far out of the way for my impatient ass. ;-p
04:10:12 Devastator: but if it works it'll make me winning the first stage from about one time in three to about double that.
04:11:04 syv: Starting on the left also means you have more xp/rp by the time you meet the APC.
04:11:30 syv: And a nicer path around the emplacements.
04:11:55 Devastator: Yeah, I always start on the left.
04:14:10 Devastator: welp, didn't work. got knifed.
04:14:37 ER: it did not occur to me that I can't do the secret involving rocket jumping in the game mode where I'm locked to 1 HP
04:15:06 syv: Shouldn't you be able to use the nonlethal rocket though?
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04:23:38 syv: Hey you, did you ever try Running with Rifles?
04:23:41 MidJag: fucking english papers.
04:24:09 syv: Try not to get a papercut on your junk. I read about a guy who did that, it sounded horrifying.
04:24:09 MidJag: Not yet, I will soon though.
04:24:22 syv: Ahh, yes, like the Hemingway novel.
04:24:48 MidJag: I just plan to have a massive pile of things on my coffin to do once I'm dead.
04:25:03 syv: I presume when I see you have played RwR, I should send congrats for finishing your residency?
04:25:13 ER: nah, can't use nonlethel rocket because the jump is done by jumping into a rocket fired by a turret. the secret is how you GET the rocket launcher that early in the game
04:25:44 syv: Grab one of the power boosts and hope for tech all damage?
04:26:36 syv: (
syv) Grab one of the power boosts and hope for tech all damage?
04:27:08 syv: Power Boosts. "Tech all damage".
04:27:31 syv: One of the random power boosts lets you ignore damage when teching.
04:28:13 ER: no, that just means that when you get knocked back you tech it automatically
04:34:14 syv:
Dev's playing RwR,
ER's playing Iji, and I'm playing "cry at the blank text processor".
04:35:59 Devastator: actually, I'm done with RwR for the forseeable future.
04:36:18 MidJag: Hey I'm playing that one
syv too though mines more contemplate sepuku as I make a mass of incoherent words semi coherent.
04:36:49 syv: Want me to play interpreter? I'm good at that, and it would make me feel less horrible.
04:37:21 MidJag: Later, it's no where close to being at all presentable to other humans yet.
05:20:57 syv: HOW IS THIS CAT SO DAMN SOFT?! Every time I pet him, I'm surprised by how soft he is, like he's constantly getting even softer, even beyond the practical limitations of how soft something could possibly be!
05:21:20 Devastator: He sold his soul to a devil for that ability.
05:21:25 syv: He is like the platonic ideal of softness, so soft that it is beyond my ability to truly comprehend...
05:21:40 Devastator: So you have the cat version of Nanami.
05:21:45 ER: Cat's souls are sold by default
05:21:55 Devastator: ..actually, I'd guess the opposite.
05:21:58 syv: His name is Kevin, though.
05:22:00 Devastator: It's why they're so smug.
05:22:04 ER: no need for devil deals, they sell their souls to THEMSELVES
05:22:24 syv: Nanami is competent. This is a cat that can literally trip on level ground.
05:22:34 Devastator: Nanami is competent?\
05:22:39 Devastator: Ahh, that makes sense
ER.
05:22:54 Devastator: Cat dumped Dex for Cha, then.
05:24:02 Devastator: The cat gets sick a lot?
05:24:56 syv: Halfbreed Maine Coon, he has respiratory problems.
05:25:14 Devastator: oh, so extra Str then.
05:25:38 syv: Yeah. He's afraid of anything larger than a cockroach or wolf spider, though.
05:25:47 Devastator: That's a pretty wussy cat.
05:25:53 syv: I have literally seen him flee from food and toys.
05:25:55 ER: Wisdom is a bit wonky for cats, because they don't make good or wise decisions, but their senses are sharp as fuck :P
05:26:49 Devastator: Yeah, that's a low wis cat.
05:26:53 Devastator: running away from cat toys?
05:27:26 syv: His sister stole all his bravery. *She* was unflinching, as a kitten she would go up and happily sniff adult cats that were actively screaming, spitting, and hissing at her. Without seeming to care in the slightest, tail high and eyes thin.
05:27:30 ER: is sad cat who lets fear overcome the BLOODLUST
05:27:59 Devastator: So they both have low Wis.
05:28:11 syv: But in opposite directions.
05:28:13 ER: things larger than wolf spider and smaller than cat are there for killing
05:28:37 Devastator: Scaredy one is the soft one?
05:29:01 Devastator: and it sold it's soul to demons.
05:30:23 syv: Well, indolence *is* a sin, and I'm unsure there's any more effective way to provoke indolence than to drop a purring kitty cat in someone's lap.
05:30:28 syv: You may be on to something.
05:31:26 Devastator: Find some way to measure softness and see if it increases beyond phyical possibility. Then you'll know.
05:32:08 syv: I've already determined that this cat's softness defies memory, as whenever I touch him he's softer than I recall him ever being before.
05:32:43 Devastator: That might simply mean you cat has mental powers, not physical powers.
05:32:51 Devastator: maybe it's like sandpaper, it just makes you feel differently.
05:33:39 syv: I am not sure it is wise to describe Kevin as having any degree of "mental powers"
05:34:42 Devastator: Good name for an absurdly dumb cat, though.
05:34:50 Devastator: Just screams of the 90s.
05:41:31 MidJag: Kevin just dumpled Int clearlly
05:41:47 MidJag: He's the cat equivalant of a bard.
05:42:20 Devastator: Bards usually have okay dex though.
05:42:41 syv: He's a strength based bard.
05:43:13 Devastator: Is there such a thing?
05:43:51 MidJag: Of course, he's a bodybuilder bard.
05:46:16 syv: I'm pretty sure I've seen a couple storytimes involving strength bards.
05:47:11 MidJag: I could also go with the one of the dudes from the misfits.
05:47:28 MidJag: Not a fan of Judas I see PD.
05:56:01 syv: Pyro isn't ever actually here, he just has an autojoin set up so that when he checks Discord he also appears here.
05:56:19 syv: I am sure this is the absolute truth and not incorrect in any fashion.
05:56:47 MidJag: i dunno how you computer guys do your buisness.
06:00:39 syv: In thw bathroom, with an Android.
07:00:43 Devastator: evidently the gods didn't like that guy.
07:02:19 Devastator: Hey
MJ, would you watch something if I put a stream on?
07:04:57 syv: Get him to frigging play it...
07:06:09 Devastator: just gotta post orders for
Aigre's orc game.
07:06:28 Devastator: lost some orcs, killed some humans, got some loot.
07:09:02 syv: Aghhh, you invoked it, you fool!
07:09:25 MidJag: uhh, I'm going to bed soon honestly.
07:09:29 Devastator: Didn't that knight have a sword? I want to give it to the one orc that levelled.
07:09:42 Devastator: unless it's better than my axe, in which case, mine.
07:10:36 Aigre: are you on the bonezone discord
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07:11:11 Aigre: it's the new way of harvesting your soul
07:11:15 Devastator:
Aigre, discord doesn't let people leave channels.
07:11:23 syv: I only got on long enough to yell at
Piecewise for taking balancing suggestions from the Private Peanut Gallery!
07:11:30 Devastator: if you join, it shows you as if you're there.
07:11:59 Devastator: and sometimes it doesn't take.
07:12:04 syv: Lemme test that real quick.
07:13:14 syv: Nope, quitting a server that I had two accs on shows only one acc after one left.
07:14:04 syv: It also clear nickname, so I guess people probably won't even realize it's me if they look through history.
07:14:31 syv: "Antigasp" is clever, but not exactly obvious.
07:16:46 Devastator: but yeah, did knight guy have a sword I can give that orc?
07:20:22 Devastator: Is it better than my axe? Then I'm taking it and that uruk can have my axe instead.
07:39:51 ER: why has my internet randomly decided to be shit
07:42:04 syv: If Trump is a monster, does that mean the Japanese will make a cute monster girl version of him?
07:42:27 syv: ...Do Hitler girls exist yet?!
07:42:48 Devastator: and I'd absolutely bet money that your previous scenario already exists.
07:47:45 syv: It's been awhile that I tried a google images search which got precisely one hit.
07:53:55 syv: I am fairly certain that as of yet no monster girl trump exists. I did find genderflipped version of him though, so maybe that counts? They weren't going for the pun though...
07:55:58 Devastator: posted orders
Aigre.
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