ERLOG 2018-06-09

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01:19:16 Devastator: The countdown timer for that goes gold.
01:21:17 Devastator: Oh, also, All Guardsman Party is updating tomorrow.
01:21:29 ER: nito
01:21:39 ER: I saw the starwars today
01:22:08 Devastator: The buddy film?
01:22:26 Devastator: You know, they call him Solo because he's always with his buddies?
01:23:40 ER: He's named Solo because he went to sign up for the imperial army and the guy asks for his family name but he doesn't have a family so his name is marked as "Han Solo"
01:24:05 ER: Which implies that plenty of Stormtroopers and such have the name Solo
01:25:21 ER: If you want to go even farther with this, it might be that that name is so common among stormtroopers that it's become something like "Urist" is for dwarves.
01:25:41 ER: Solo McSandtrooper over there, ya know
01:25:43 Devastator: Which isn't actually that common.
01:26:48 ER: Space fantasy world, I'm sure plenty of space peasants don't have a space surname
01:26:57 Devastator: Yeah, makes sense.
01:27:22 Devastator: Also, as a person with a nigh-unique surname due to immigration related translation..
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05:10:01 ER: hi syv
05:10:12 syv: Hello.
05:46:52 syv: MJ wanted to watch John Wick Sunday night.
05:47:03 ER: ...k
05:48:44 syv: ...Should I try to find a decent torrent, or will you be busy, or...?
05:48:55 ER: hey so this game looks... potentially entertaining, in a silly way. And it looks like it's still free to pick up https://store.steampowered.com/app/823130/Totally_Accurate_Battlegrounds/
05:49:31 ER: Think i'd be able to watch with y'all if you can get a torrent.
05:53:43 syv: That looks like rage with a candy-flavored coating. Which is a mite better than PUBG, which is rage with a salt-flavored coating, and being free is an advantage, but it's still in the category of "why would I subject myself to this?"
05:54:19 syv: Hunt Showdown is much better.
05:55:24 ER: The description I heard of playing is that your utter inability to do things accurately is balanced out by the fact that this applies to everyone else, too.
05:55:53 ER: Making it less frustrating and more just funny to watch people gyrating out of windows and such.
05:57:11 syv: So it's like PUBG with the last vestiges of skill removed?
05:57:27 ER: Exactly!
05:58:28 ER: Might not be super fufilling longterm, but may be worth a try, specially when it's free.
05:59:47 ER: apparantly it's becoming not-free and $5 instead 100 hours after release, so I say may as well stick it in the uninstalled steam games box
06:00:16 syv: I think I'd find it more engaging to play one of those stupid anime gambling games that are now officially fine on Steam. At least then, at the end of my gambling I probably get to see tits.
06:03:45 ER: I'm not sure if I can sympathize with your priorities there. :P
06:04:11 ER: Boobs are clearly less interesting than guns and wacky physics
06:05:51 syv: Poorly rendered guns are most certainly inferior to boobs, well-rendered guns no, but poorly rendered blocky jokes just insult the beauty of a true firearm.
06:06:21 ER: uh-huh
06:06:54 ER: I don't really care how the guns are rendered provided they do the shooty part well
06:07:11 syv: Well then, you have no taste.
06:07:21 ER: obviously
06:07:31 syv: Also, I somehow highly doubt that game does the shooty part well either.
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06:26:48 ER: oh, you're back
06:28:23 syv: You can't escape.
06:28:38 syv: Unless YOU leave, I guess, but let's just not think about that.
07:14:14 syv: I miss GreatWyrmGold.
07:14:53 syv: Maybe I could PM him on Reddit with the Steam news, and he'd write me a textwall to pick apart.
07:15:31 ER: that would be... you, I guess.
07:15:43 syv: :)
07:15:51 syv: Go update COVEN.
07:15:58 ER: oh yeah
07:16:05 ER: I was doing that, wasn't I
07:20:02 syv: Thag and Corven are basically opposites.
07:20:15 ER: yup
07:20:36 ER: ...Still want to go hit Thag with a greataxe.
07:20:50 ER: Soon, soon...
07:21:06 ER stares off into the distance, sharpening an axe.
07:22:54 syv: Let's have Raven level str a few more times first, yeah?
07:23:16 syv: Maybe get some nice buff words, so she can vertically bisect him with the first hit.
07:24:01 ER: Gotta go red tearstone power within hypermode
07:24:29 syv: Power Within Red Tearstone strats.
07:24:39 syv: That needs d10 Awr though.
07:24:45 syv: And weak passive healing.
07:25:41 ER: who needs good dodges when you just oneshot the enemy?~
07:26:32 ER: I could probably manage power within level harm just using the burst healing from the Infinite Repair Engine
07:27:27 syv: Nah, you want less than 10% heals. IRE seems to be over-the-top full heals
07:27:50 syv: Last time, Raven accidentally healed part of the quarry and sent boulders rolling away, remember?
07:28:17 ER: bah, doesn't matter :P
07:30:21 syv: Maybe Corven should stick his arm inside that mouth. Worst case, it's bitten off and Raven heals him. Arms are disposable.
07:30:40 ER: bodies are disposable.
07:30:58 syv: Not brains though, not in Chalice.
07:31:33 ER: Brain's got souls in em
07:31:42 syv: Tep.
07:31:45 syv: Yep.
07:31:58 ER: aughta pack that shit in a nice and sturdy case tbh
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07:33:29 syv: Back, last I saw was my "Yep".
07:34:04 ER: [03:31] <ER> aughta pack that shit in a nice and sturdy case tbh
07:34:07 ER: that's it
07:34:46 syv: That's why Corven bought Raven a neat hat.
07:34:58 ER: shiny hat
07:35:19 ER: I should turn it into a sawblade and throw it at Thag some time
07:38:09 syv: Corven got you knives and bullets for that, silly girl!
07:38:47 ER: but not as shiny as hat
07:39:05 syv: ...
07:39:13 ER: gotta kill the big enemies with shiny things, so folks know that you mean business
07:39:21 syv: That reminds me!
07:39:51 syv: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/370/309/033.jpg
07:39:58 ER: Know what kind of crime boss kills people without style? a DEAD one.
07:40:34 ER: acceptable tribute
07:42:35 syv: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/217/502/5c2.png
07:42:51 syv: That character is fucking adorable, even though the design is poor.
07:44:18 ER: ...fleshbending results in permanant body changes in P&P. I should make a girlgirl mage to throw in at some point.
07:44:23 ER: bird
07:44:26 ER: birdbird
07:44:30 ER: yes
07:46:43 syv: What is a "girlgirl"? A girl with the legs and arms of a different girl?
08:14:06 ER: probably
08:14:59 syv: Sounds like an ER character.
08:15:22 ER: ...why? Because of the "girl" part?
08:15:34 syv: I might discount Regen if you heal severed limbs by sticking a different severed limb on the stump~
08:15:51 ER: It can be arranged
08:16:00 syv: Because of the girl, plus the violence and fleshwarping implied by having the arms and legs of someone else.
08:16:04 ER: ...how recent should the severing be
08:16:30 syv: Within a few minutes, dead flesh ain't much better than no flesh.
08:17:18 ER: Hmm, I dunno... if Sophia would approve of keeping teenaged girls locked up in some basement to be used as spare parts?
08:17:23 ER: Just guessing.
08:17:54 ER: Gonna say that's against her moral code, such as it is.
08:20:32 syv: Hey, it might change a lot in the next ten months/two minutes. You never know!
08:21:42 syv: If Asha and Aleksandra are still around it would totally make sense to hack off an already wounded char's limbs before they get Soothe cast on them, and then have Aleksandra stasis the limbs. That would work out.
08:44:38 syv: ER, how long does it even take to update a coven?
08:45:04 ER: I dunno, like a century?
08:45:15 ER: bout a minute?
08:45:30 ER: Are you waiting with bated breath?
08:46:08 syv: Yes.
08:46:16 ER: k
08:54:03 ER: okay fine
08:54:13 syv: YAAAAAY!
08:59:10 syv: Now do Power and Pulse!
08:59:28 ER: uhhhhh, no u
08:59:49 syv: I'll update Sophia~
09:00:16 ER: *grumble mumble*
09:00:49 ER: will you say *when* you will do this? And whither it has anything to do with my updating?
09:02:54 syv: I'll update her within two days of P&P's update, and I officially won't update Sophia until you update P&P, as of now.
09:03:28 syv: And if it's just a joke update I'm not honoring that.
09:03:37 syv: A REAL update.
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09:36:27 ER: well I'm not going to be able to accomplish that right now so I guess I'd better go to sleep
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09:42:15 syv: Hi, Paris.
09:42:28 parisbre56: hello
09:42:31 syv: I might get Egan to update his game, through bribery.
09:42:47 parisbre56: Ah, I see
09:42:51 parisbre56: bringing out the big guns
09:42:59 parisbre56: good job
09:47:10 parisbre56: Hm. Magical girls doing a conference call? I'd expect them to use Skype or snapchat or whatever newfangled app young kids are using these days.
09:48:53 syv: They're just using the default phone app, nobody said to use skype or snapchat or whatever.
09:59:21 parisbre56: Heh, it's always fun to see the kind of questions are hot in StackExchange: https://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/questions/114033/how-can-santa-keep-his-lists-when-gdpr-is-around
10:04:26 syv: The top answer is just perfect.
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10:49:12 Devastator: you syv.
10:49:27 syv: I syv
10:50:18 parisbre56: We syv
10:50:28 Devastator: Santa's lists aren't kept on computers, and are thus relative.
10:50:34 Devastator: New kids don't use skype.
10:51:40 syv: Have any kids used Skype?
10:51:50 Devastator: Yeah.
10:53:11 Devastator: Thanks for playing Lufia 2 again, syv.
10:53:18 Devastator: Thanks again, that is.
10:53:48 syv: You're welcome.
10:54:15 syv: Should I subject you to another "highly recommended" VN?
10:54:34 Devastator: Dunno, you didn't end up watching the last one.
10:54:39 Devastator: but I'm always game, in general.
10:55:23 Devastator: Won a game in Cult Simulator.
10:55:39 syv: I did, it just didn't have redeeming features. And watching you whine about waifu bartending after was fun.
10:56:27 Devastator: Heh.
10:56:37 Devastator: Yeah, worked with the public for far, far, too long.
10:56:51 syv: Good job.
10:57:34 Devastator: It's like getting annoyed when I see things depicted like people having sex in retail changing booths.
10:57:55 Devastator: It'll smell until someone spends a good deal of time cleaning that, you morons.
10:58:48 Devastator: Hmm, you ever watch Space Rangers 2?
10:59:43 syv: Maybe? 2D space shooter?
10:59:52 Devastator: Not really.
10:59:58 syv: Trading between planets which have splash art?
11:00:10 Devastator: No, that sounds like Escape Velocity.
11:00:21 syv shrugs
11:00:39 syv: I recognize the name, but apparently can't remember any gameplay, so I'unno.
11:00:39 Devastator: That's not Space Rangers 2.
11:00:45 Devastator: Hmm.
11:00:57 Devastator: I know I've streamed it before, but years and years ago.
11:05:07 Devastator: Anyway, stream is up.
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11:07:55 Devastator: or I guess not.
11:07:59 Devastator: you interested paris?
11:08:03 Devastator: twitch.tv/kofiman19
11:09:06 parisbre56: sure
11:12:43 Devastator: so any idea what race you'd like?
11:12:46 Devastator: It isn't permanent.
11:13:07 parisbre56: sorry, turns out I have to go
11:13:09 parisbre56: family stuff
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11:14:25 Devastator: oh.
11:14:30 Devastator: I'll save it for later, then.
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11:16:46 Devastator: back?
11:16:50 Devastator: Paris had to go, sadly.
11:19:21 syv: Back.
11:19:22 syv: Oh well.
11:19:24 syv: Not like much of anything's happening,
11:19:45 Devastator: yeah, was going to start that stream, dammit.
11:22:06 Devastator: are you interested?
11:24:49 syv: Ehhh.
11:24:59 syv: No, not a good time for watcjing a stream/
11:25:48 Devastator: ok.
11:31:12 syv: MJ wanted to watch John Wick Sunday night, about 24 hours from now. Will you be around?
11:31:29 Devastator: I'll be reading the AGP update, or at least plan to, but that's more important.
11:32:24 syv: http://m.thepiratebay.org/torrent/11740297/John.Wick.2014.720p.BluRay.x264-NeZu
11:32:38 syv: That's the torrent I used, decent quality.
11:36:33 Devastator: thanks.
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13:22:57 Topic for #einsteinianroulette: Intergalactic Day of Mourning for 2016 (2016-2016)
13:22:57 Topic set by Remalle!Variety@i2246816zi629tu21.vc.shawcable.net [Tuesday 03 January 2017, 06:26:56]
13:42:08 Devastator: hey paris.
14:55:34 Devastator: http://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2017/01/27/how-not-to-do-it-dosing-volunteers
16:09:47 Devastator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cEj8R5m3AI
16:10:04 Devastator: Although that isn't 'giant'. That kind of catfish can easily grow to twice that size.
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23:03:19 Devastator: 'lo
23:03:26 ER: hi
23:09:19 Devastator: http://loweringthebar.net/2018/06/plaintiffs-allege-forced-to-buy-cheeseless.html
23:26:06 Devastator: Hmm.
23:26:09 Devastator: http://youtu.be/iam27Mh1zu4
23:26:18 Devastator: Apparently you can get more destruction with nobody killed than I thought.
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