ERLOG 2018-06-02

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00:00:31 Devastator: guess ER's not about.
00:00:51 Devastator: Stream's up.
00:01:15 Devastator: twitch.tv/kofiman19
00:02:08 Radio_Controlled: Not watching, sorry.
00:02:24 Devastator: Well, never mind then.
00:02:34 Devastator: not streaming for nobody.
00:18:24 Devastator: oh, apparently the monkey failed.
00:18:26 Devastator: dammit.
00:18:41 Radio_Controlled: Yeah.
00:18:46 Radio_Controlled: Bad rolls be bad. :/
00:18:51 Devastator: damn ones.
00:23:00 Radio_Controlled: At least it's only 3 mana.
00:23:06 Radio_Controlled: Also it was a 2 I think.
00:23:18 Devastator: I rolled a 1, for 1+1 = 2.
00:24:04 Radio_Controlled: Ah, thought you meant the result, not the roll.
00:24:28 Devastator: I meant both.. the odds of failing were one in six.
00:24:37 Radio_Controlled: Doesn't he normally indicate the roll and then bonuses?
00:24:44 Radio_Controlled: Could be he forgot that +1.
00:25:54 Devastator: ...
00:25:56 Devastator: yeah, I should ask.
00:26:00 Devastator: that'd make a big difference.
00:26:08 Devastator: assuming I see him again. ;-p
00:26:20 Devastator: Can you ask that for me if he's on discord?
00:27:01 Radio_Controlled: I'll ping him.
00:27:25 ER: boop
00:27:44 ER: If I'm on discord, I'm on here too
00:28:01 Devastator: http://loweringthebar.net/2013/07/us-pat-no-1926420-monkey-dog-saddle.html
00:28:03 Devastator: Heya ER.
00:28:06 Devastator: was about to stream.
00:28:22 ER: yup
00:28:24 Radio_Controlled: Should start charging you a fee. :p
00:29:48 Radio_Controlled: Yeah, it was a [1+1], you got unlucky.
00:29:54 Devastator: thought so.
00:30:09 Devastator: anyway, I'll get it started.
00:30:18 Radio_Controlled: But the plan was sound and you still have enough mana, so you can try again.
00:30:27 Devastator: odds are worse now.
00:30:39 Devastator: goes from about 70 percent to about 40 percent.
00:31:03 Devastator: Anyway, stream is up ER.
00:31:30 Devastator: also, please name the aspirant.
00:31:35 Radio_Controlled: If you aim for a d6 ape with 6 mana, you should be fine for that, no?
00:31:53 Devastator: yeah, but the odds of aping it up and doing the illusion are lower.
00:31:55 Radio_Controlled: Bobby Mc. Ballsface.
00:32:07 Radio_Controlled: Maybe hug first, then cast spell?
00:32:28 ER: stream acquired
00:32:40 Radio_Controlled: The disgusting results of the first spell should give you a couple seconds extra due to general bafflement. :p
00:32:59 ER: not yet
00:33:07 ER: I think you've not started the game yet
00:33:19 ER: you're selecting your job
00:33:54 ER: stream lag you doofus
00:38:31 ER: become the strongest cultist
00:40:37 Radio_Controlled: So did you name your aspirant appropriately?
00:49:48 ER: even a strong cultist needs some passion in order to be, you know, a cultist.
00:51:43 Radio_Controlled: 9 to 5 cultist.
00:55:08 ER: gonna turn bald at this rate
00:56:05 ER: from the strength training I mean
00:56:50 ER: a lotta mystique for just some painting :P
01:00:28 ER: strongest cultist should seek POWER
01:02:35 ER: 8 mystique..
01:19:21 ER: painting with four passions and a facination, bravo.
01:19:30 ER: you're gonna make some wierd shit
01:23:21 ER: Wait, I think I might have just heard Dev's name.
01:25:12 Devastator: I'll be back soon.
01:31:32 Devastator: ooh, vampire lore.
01:51:20 ER: we strong, why not do that ourself? :P
01:54:25 Radio_Controlled: I'm off.
01:54:32 Radio_Controlled: Have fun with the stream!
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02:01:47 ER: a bottomless curse, a bottomless sea. Accepting of all things that are or may be.
02:05:30 ER: evidence? what evidence? :3
02:12:21 ER: wow, that pawn was dead for sure
02:13:49 ER: Connie is obviously annoyed at losing the trial.
02:15:00 ER: It's like the painting is an excuse for the noteriety. :P
02:16:30 ER: could you use the gloves in painting?
02:17:13 ER: welp
02:17:24 ER: there goes that guy
02:20:28 ER: wait, a noteriety-based piece about your own contentment? That's kinda messed up.
02:23:01 ER: can you use the prisoner as subject for painting?~
02:28:26 ER: ...so what DOES happen to the prisoner once their timer's up?
02:32:45 ER: *spooky scary skeletons echoes throughout the firmament*
02:38:34 ER: Tenacious!
02:39:57 ER: Connie is the protaganist for sure~
02:41:45 ER: You should rember to be using your health to work for money.
02:45:02 ER: ah, so you don't want to murder him because he's so gosh-darned incompatant he'll keep any actually good hunters away? :P
02:47:13 ER: do a portrait of the detective~
02:51:15 ER: rose!
02:52:03 ER: PogChamp
02:52:43 ER: "here's a painting of the corpse of the person I've been keeping in the basement. Gimme money."
02:53:32 ER: aw
02:55:34 ER: Finally a use for that prisoner, which you've found one second before their corpse rots away. :P
02:56:58 ER: aw, don't kill off rose!
03:02:26 ER: hey, WORK
03:11:17 ER: that expedition is a fucking meatgrinder for some reason.
03:25:29 ER: make you some BIG grail!
03:33:18 ER: how dreadful
03:35:48 ER: looooooooooooooot!
03:55:36 ER: Ah, think I'm done watching for now.
05:29:38 Devastator: Huh, did an actual magical summoning.
05:58:03 ER has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
06:08:15 Devastator: I think I can make zombies.
10:15:16 parisbre56[Away] is now known as parisbre56
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11:12:55 Devastator: Heya Oz.
11:13:00 Oz: Hey dev
11:13:26 Oz: I hope PW posts our turn soon
11:15:05 Devastator: yeah, shouldn't be long.
11:15:10 Devastator: other guys haven't even started yet.
11:29:12 Devastator: yes! 8 bright tool.
11:43:54 Oz: what?
13:28:35 Devastator: Cult simulator.
13:28:41 Devastator: Sad failure.
13:31:26 AoshimaMichio: really?
13:33:47 Devastator: Yeah, got taken to trial after a zombie spirit failed to destroy the evidence against me.
13:34:32 AoshimaMichio: ah, I thought you meant the game itself was a failure
13:35:08 Devastator: The annoying part was I had about three books written in a language that required me to either summon a specific kind of zombie dead spirit or a rosetta stone from the aether.
13:35:18 Devastator: Both of which I was remarkably close to, but couldn't manage.
13:35:38 Devastator: http://www.economist.com/briefing/2018/05/31/china-has-turned-xinjiang-into-a-police-state-like-no-other
13:51:32 Oz: oooh, looks like they were giving away steam keys for it. might have been eentertaiing
14:12:06 Devastator: It's a bit of a long game.
14:12:10 Devastator: that was about fifteen hours.
14:39:24 Oz: Portal on the other hand is a rather short game
14:39:31 Oz: but a good one
14:39:37 Oz: even after all this time
14:41:01 Devastator: Heh, all this time.
14:42:07 Oz: looks like the makers of descent have a new one out; Overload
14:42:43 Oz: looks like a graphically improved version of the original toguh
14:43:17 Devastator: only thing that could be needed.
14:43:49 Oz: Got orders for Freddie, Dev?
14:45:07 Devastator: lemme reread it.
14:46:22 Devastator: so there's two guys not facing Freddie and two guys facing freddie, one of whom is suffering from face-melt and the other one lost his spear.
14:47:46 Devastator: Of the two guys freddie is not engaged with, one is pinned by a cart and the other one, slightly wounded by claws, whipped Fred and Kongor mostly ineffectually.
14:49:50 Oz: Yes, more or less. However, the ineffectual bit is because your characters are somewhat tanky. But so are these things. also ... don't forget that Freddie has a broken tail and is essentially fighting tooth and claw, singular
14:50:12 Oz: the cart attack was a one time thing, and only delayed that being
14:50:29 Devastator: Well, facemelt guy is probably pretty bad off.
14:51:27 Oz: also, the thing didn't lose it's spear - you grabbed one end in your mouth. Did I say it let go?
14:53:05 Devastator: Yeah, realized that in my order.
14:54:50 parisbre56 is now known as parisbre56[Away]
14:55:40 Oz is now known as parisbre[notaway]
14:57:47 Devastator: anyway, posted orders.
14:57:51 Devastator: lets hope the good rolls continue.
14:58:53 parisbre[notaway]: mhm. it'd be nice if hte game didn't end with a tpk, anyway.
14:59:16 parisbre56[Away] is now known as parisbre56
14:59:26 parisbre[notaway]: two wandering temamates, one tiny murderdoll, and two actual fighters.
14:59:40 parisbre[notaway]: and that little something everyone has forgotten about
15:00:19 Devastator: Yeah, the summons.
15:00:36 Devastator: use it, dammit, it's close enough to help with the taking the heart after these guys, too.
15:01:27 parisbre[notaway] is now known as oz
15:01:40 oz: hmm?
15:01:43 oz: registered?
15:01:48 oz is now known as Oz
15:02:07 Oz: hmm. wonder what that is about
15:02:22 Oz: NickServ This nickname is registered. Please choose a different nickname, or identify via /msg NickServ identify <password>.
15:02:41 Devastator: Yeah, some people do that.
15:02:57 Oz: anyway, I'm not one to remind people of things I have reminded them of half a dozen times already :P
15:03:08 Oz: though it's kinda killing me a little :/
15:04:21 Devastator: I did send him a PM and he is on now.
15:05:54 Oz: send who a pm
15:07:06 Devastator: Xan.
15:07:45 Oz: Ah.
15:14:21 Devastator: okay, I'm headed off now.
15:14:33 Devastator: hope Xan changes his orders.
15:23:35 Oz: We'll see. but, his previous orders were reasonable as well, so no biggie. have a good day
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21:52:21 Radio_Controlled: Hello you wolves on the lamb.
23:16:36 Devastator: hey RC
23:16:47 Radio_Controlled: 'lo.
23:19:49 Radio_Controlled: You had an interesting result in chalice it seems.
23:28:17 Devastator: oh god.
23:28:23 Devastator: about to read it.
23:28:25 Devastator: what happen?
23:28:52 Radio_Controlled: Iron.
23:29:00 Radio_Controlled: Iron happened.
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23:32:27 Devastator: well, two guys killed before reaching me.
23:32:44 Devastator: three guys.
23:33:55 ER: PW said 6 people
23:34:11 Devastator: I think I got like 3 guys with the iron.
23:34:15 Devastator: Where's the boss?
23:34:31 Radio_Controlled: Right here.
23:34:33 ER: Behind the fog gate, of course.
23:34:43 Radio_Controlled: Oh you meant in chalice, right, nevermind~
23:37:09 Devastator: looks like I got about five dudes with the iron thing.
23:37:16 Devastator: Hopefully one of them was the boss and we're done.
23:38:43 Radio_Controlled: You gotta hit the spawnpoint.
23:38:44 Radio_Controlled: Duh.
23:40:04 Devastator: sigh.
23:40:20 Devastator: maybe the boss was on the next floor down, and just got squashed.
23:40:37 Radio_Controlled: Wishful thinking now, are we?
23:40:46 Radio_Controlled: You poor thing.
23:40:51 Devastator: We've killed so many dudes.
23:40:55 Devastator: in so many horrifying ways.
23:40:58 Devastator: they should give it up.
23:41:20 Devastator: PW on now?
23:42:01 Radio_Controlled: Maybe.
23:43:20 Devastator: Wondering if monkey failed again.
23:43:30 Devastator: because that was two ones back to back.
23:43:46 Radio_Controlled: Such is probability.
23:49:29 Devastator: Yeah.
23:51:20 Radio_Controlled: Maybe we'll get another cabal update tomorrow.
23:51:41 Radio_Controlled: Speaking of, pw asked me to do a small rewrite of the OP to better reflect the nature of the game as it is now.
23:52:33 Devastator: ooh.
23:52:40 Devastator: people wandering about instead of organized groups.
23:52:41 Devastator: ?
23:53:00 Radio_Controlled: Not gonna go for anything fancy, just explain that it is more of a freeform game now, keep the lore bits intact.
23:53:33 Devastator: I suppose I used up all my luck on that 1 roll critical in Dig.
23:53:43 Radio_Controlled: Heh.
23:53:51 Radio_Controlled: That was a hilarious moment.
23:54:44 Devastator: 'don't attack the robot.'
23:55:05 Devastator: (I'd love to see the monkey rolls now, though, if that's possible.)
23:55:19 Radio_Controlled: Even though that was actually what he wanted to get a new body.
23:55:44 Radio_Controlled: Patience, young grasshopper!
23:55:58 Devastator: I know, he owes me nothing.
23:56:06 Devastator: but I want to see if I can roll a third consecutive one.
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