00:16:35 Devastator: yeah, looking it up they have very large health bars.
00:19:06 ER: Hence why as a soldier your job is to hit a few bullets and then die.
00:36:10 Devastator: so how much damage does a few bullets do?
01:26:39 Devastator: looks like 2-5 each.
02:40:16 Devastator: "There's no reason to sleep when you can just buy a coffee machien."
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04:48:10 Devastator: well, back to playing Katia.
05:35:31 Devastator: finally properly got addicted. Yay!
10:11:30 Devastator: Yow, the addiction can get pretty bad.
10:11:40 Devastator: -120 morale for withdrawl symptoms.
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18:20:27 Radio_Controlled: Hello you booping seagulls.
18:21:42 Radio_Controlled: Oh hey chalice update.
18:22:53 Radio_Controlled: And he's trying to get me to do my own math!
18:22:57 Radio_Controlled: Unacceptable!
18:25:18 Radio_Controlled: This won't stand, he's even trying to use bloody /imperial/ units.
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19:01:48 Radio_Controlled: So, what part of the unreal do we wanna go blow up?
19:03:38 Radio_Controlled: I mean, we can go in a straight line deep into the zone, or we can stay close to the gate in case we wanna retreat, or skirt along the edges and try to sneak.
19:04:01 Radio_Controlled: We can remember the basics of CQC and tranqdart the monsters.
19:05:39 ER: You want to sneak around? Are you a coward communist, Abu Hajjar?
19:06:13 Radio_Controlled: Firstly, it's Abu Hajaaaaaar, and secondly, no, but the option is there.
19:20:57 ER: "Jesus fuck, did I just say in an interview that I’m better than China Mieville? Oh fuck it, let’s go with it, whatever."
19:27:53 ER: I just thought the quote was funny.
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20:27:11 ER: just jumping between devices like mad.
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21:42:34 Radio_Controlled: Watching some mystery inc on the cytube.
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21:55:07 ER: Well radio, care ye to play a ~game~?
21:57:56 ER: Dare you enter my magical realm?
22:00:35 Radio_Controlled: Well, like I said, kinda watching cytube right now.
22:01:07 Radio_Controlled: I mean, had you said yes when I asked like an hour ago. :/
22:07:18 ER: I dunno what you're doing radio.
22:07:56 ER: I certainly can't follow you there on current (tiny) hardware.
22:08:23 ER: Or I'm unwilling to on this pitifully small screen.
22:09:47 Radio_Controlled: Then how would we play a game exactly?
22:10:24 Radio_Controlled: Ah, like that.
22:10:36 Radio_Controlled: What did you have in mind?
22:12:38 Radio_Controlled: So who am I playing?
22:16:26 ER: Well, ye find yourself before a formerly-ornate altar in what appears to be a very ancient ruin, sunlight streaming through the large holes in the roof. As for what manner of beast ye are... That's your first choice!
22:18:59 Radio_Controlled: I am a walking mountain, uprooted by Mother Earth herself to lay waste on the creatures who keep defiling her.
22:19:49 ER: Well you're a small one that fits in a building and you know not why you are.
22:20:20 Radio_Controlled: I am a walking molehill then.
22:20:49 ER: That was important, and I forget to say. You remember nothing.
22:21:24 Radio_Controlled: Ok, so a small walking hill then.
22:22:23 Radio_Controlled: Are there rabbits living inside me?
22:22:36 Radio_Controlled: Maybe some moles or something?
22:24:03 Radio_Controlled: Ok, so I'm in a ruin and have no idea of who I am or what's going on.
22:24:36 ER: Well you're rather large so let's say you do not fit entirely within this temple. You can see that around the temple are wooden ruins of some sort of small town or hamlet.
22:24:48 Radio_Controlled: Check out the altar.
22:25:06 Radio_Controlled: Erm, smash through the front clumsily and check out the altar?
22:26:55 ER: Stone slab. Was richly decorated but someone's gone and pried off all the shiny things. Written in white chalk on the altar are some runes, which are now depleted of magic.
22:27:55 Radio_Controlled: Eat the stone.
22:31:40 ER: dunno why I even rolled that.
22:32:07 Radio_Controlled: Maybe it'd be calcite on a 1.
22:32:27 Radio_Controlled: Anyways, rummage around in the village some.
22:34:19 ER: Turning back to the village, you see a tiny little (for you) zombie man shulk out of a ruined house, axe in one hand and an unlit torch in the other.
22:34:45 ER: He looks at you and makes a pitiful battle cry.
22:34:59 Radio_Controlled: He looks cold.
22:35:09 Radio_Controlled: Keep him warm. Inside my body.
22:35:13 Radio_Controlled: Swallow, no chewing!
22:35:16 ER: Or well, more of a zombie scream for help.
22:36:14 ER: You grab the zombie man and stick him under a bit of yourself for safe keeping.
22:36:50 Radio_Controlled: He can keep the buns company.
22:38:49 ER: You see several more zombies shambling about, each as pitifully armed as the first. Apparantly you woke them up.
22:39:05 Radio_Controlled: Make like a pacman.
22:39:20 Radio_Controlled: Wakka wakka wakka.
22:39:41 ER: they're all heading your way, intent on hitting you ineffectually
22:40:16 Radio_Controlled: We're a family now.
22:40:25 Radio_Controlled: Where were they coming from?
22:41:07 ER: Your buns are now nibbling on the dilapidated remains of these villager's clothing.
22:41:26 ER: they were coming out of the houses.
22:41:38 Radio_Controlled: Go check out the houses then!
22:42:42 ER: Old. Rotten. Open to the elements. Anything interesting here has probably been eaten by time.
22:43:03 Radio_Controlled: So anything visible outside of this old village?
22:43:08 Radio_Controlled: What is around it?
22:43:50 ER: Cliff face. The village and temple were apparantly built atop a mesa.
22:45:50 ER: You hear something lurking behind you. Before you can move, it's pounced on top of you!
22:46:04 Radio_Controlled: More friends, yay!
22:46:05 ER: Large, not as large as tou.
22:46:26 Radio_Controlled: Jump down the mesa and surf along the sides with my new friend.
22:46:51 Devastator:
PW cytubing it up now?
22:47:16 Radio_Controlled: Yeah, but we're almost done.
22:47:27 Radio_Controlled: You were too late Apemantus, sorry.
22:47:34 Devastator: Was working, it happens.
22:47:56 Radio_Controlled: Your cabal turn promises great things.
22:48:12 Devastator: Dead? knocked out? Kidnapped personally?
22:48:22 Devastator: (reading Chalice first.)
22:49:35 ER: You jump off the edge, grinding down the face. This has the side effect of grinding you down, and you finally land in the swamp below in disparate pieces. The fleshy thing lands in your rubble and starts absorbing your new friends. Hey!
22:50:06 Radio_Controlled: Time to pick up the pieces of my life then.
22:50:10 Radio_Controlled: Also my actual pieces.
22:51:08 Radio_Controlled: Take a better look at NewFriend.
22:51:23 Devastator: Chalice looks like fun.
22:51:34 ER: The undead beastie seems intent on screaming at you rather than hitting you.
22:51:37 Devastator: and yell at
PW if he'd consider watching a stream of something not DS III.
22:52:00 Radio_Controlled: Cytube already quit.
22:52:19 ER: Well, it's dead, made of human bodies, and has bigass claws.
22:52:48 Radio_Controlled: Pick up NewFriend and make him a little less loud. Maybe try turning him off and on again by twisting the head?
22:54:02 Devastator: then yell at him on bonetube.
22:54:10 Devastator: or whatever that channel is called.
22:54:54 ER: You reach for the beastie and it takes your limb off with its claws in a single stroke. You can no longer feel that limb, unlike the last time you fell apart.
22:55:43 Radio_Controlled: Ah, it wants to play, sweet. Pick up some mesa and add it to myself to grow a bit bigger again and maybe replace my limb.
22:55:43 Devastator: Radioactive Girl is still in trouble in Pumsy's, heh.
22:56:09 Devastator: 'ugg, yuk, there's ammonites in this shale.'
22:57:20 ER: You grab a bit of cliff face and try to eat it. Ew. This is incompatible.
22:58:48 Radio_Controlled: Hmm, maybe some better material deeper inside. Grab NewFriend and use him as a digging tool. Don't be gentle, NewFriend is clearly used to playing rough!
22:59:48 ER: The monster, in turn, is looking a bit wobbledy. Mostly the legs. It's ankles are turning green where they meet the swamp water... ooh! Poison!
23:00:31 Radio_Controlled: ((Dem rolls though))
23:00:45 ER: You try to grab the fren again. It takes off your limb. Again.
23:01:35 Radio_Controlled: Ah, he's right, enough work for today. Let's play in the water for a bit! Splash some onto him.
23:03:33 ER: You splash some swamp goo onto the fellow and he screeches, flails, and topples over. Then he dissolves into more swamp goo.
23:04:31 Radio_Controlled: Aww, he's all puckered out. I'll let him rest for a while and go strike out for more delicious grounds.
23:04:50 Radio_Controlled: How are the buns doing?
23:07:59 ER: The buns are... a bit paler than before, but no less lively. They seem to have absorbed an undead soul from that monster you defeated.
23:09:55 Radio_Controlled: So, go search for more tasty grounds. Maybe use my hillsenses?
23:10:20 Radio_Controlled: Or ask the surrounding area for some tips.
23:10:23 Radio_Controlled: I mean, the hills have eyes...
23:11:33 ER: This goo seems to cover everything nearby that's not elevated. The ground underneath is gross. You can see some more mesas in the distance, though.
23:12:02 Radio_Controlled: Well then, off to the mesas it is!
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23:15:23 Elastic_Ridicule: yay desktop's back
23:15:55 Radio_Controlled: I'm almost off to bed though.
23:16:04 Radio_Controlled: But maybe we can end on a cliffhanger.
23:17:25 Elastic_Ridicule: I was just using whoever was handy to entertain myself while that was doing anyway. :V
23:18:41 Elastic_Ridicule: I clicked that and it opened Edge, dammit.
23:21:23 Radio_Controlled: It's a clip from Gladiator.
23:21:31 Radio_Controlled: "Are you not entertained?!"
23:24:00 Elastic_Ridicule: Oh yeah, one thing
23:24:19 Elastic_Ridicule: why the fuck does my desktop computer now have a lock screen.
23:24:30 Elastic_Ridicule: that I CANNOT TURN OFF
23:24:50 Radio_Controlled: Because there is no justice in this world.
23:24:59 Radio_Controlled: But anyways, I'm off.
23:25:04 Radio_Controlled: But, before I go.
23:25:09 Radio_Controlled: Just one more thing.
23:25:35 Radio_Controlled: Polysemous&Pins when?
23:26:55 Elastic_Ridicule: also for some reason attempting to select VLC as my default media player, settings fucking crashes or something. help.
23:46:04 Devastator: Have you rebooted since the install?
23:46:25 Elastic_Ridicule: No, and also I tried again just now and it worked so
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