00:11:44 Devastator: Well, that's an excuse to update versions, then. Seems the new version lets you fix a mistake made that way.
00:12:59 Devastator: no, maids were around in that older version.
00:13:42 ER: why am I not hearing exclusively of your maid adventures in CDDA then.
00:14:19 Devastator: Because I haven't found any cat-related mutagen.
01:10:51 Devastator: Heh, apparently the animators have their choice of two ways to do the Tatsu/Saitama fight in season 2.
01:11:19 ER: both, picture-in-picture style.
01:11:25 Devastator: One where they 'fight' and Tatsu puts out a lot of visible effort, and one where she simply tries to stop Saitama from walking five minutes along a riverbank.
01:12:05 Devastator: "Serious Series, Serious Walking"
01:13:28 Devastator: Well, he gives her a thumbs up saying it's good exercise, so Tatsu clearly is pretty strong.
01:16:13 MidJag: What are you guys talking about?
01:17:17 ER: should probably read and/or watch that at some point
01:19:52 Devastator: got some good links, actually.
01:19:58 Devastator: Could watch it after I make my dinner.
01:23:23 MidJag: And, sure I'll go get myself somne food, and then I'd be down to watch some.
01:51:20 Devastator: I've just got a website with high quality embeds.
02:37:42 ER: I'm having fun watching someone stream the dark souls remaster, which apparantly came out early.
02:38:20 MidJag: So that means we wont see
syv for the next week or so.
02:46:16 Devastator: anyway, I'm ready if
ER is.
02:47:24 Devastator: I'll call the start.
02:49:23 MidJag: Smily man looks so happy
02:49:42 ER: ...the page title claimed that this was subbed. :P
02:50:03 MidJag: If I wanted to read, I'd read a book.
02:50:05 Devastator: Yes. It's dubbed on the page title, though.
02:50:44 MidJag: Vaccine man, I like it.
02:51:12 MidJag: Alternativlly it's also an Anti Vaxers idea of what a vaccine is. :P
02:52:18 MidJag: That is a god damn efficent intro
02:52:38 Devastator: That's why they call him One Punch Man.
02:52:46 Devastator: Well, nobody actually calls him that.
02:52:51 Devastator: care to guess what they do call him?
02:53:16 Devastator: Underwear Crustacean!
02:54:29 MidJag: That guy has the least cold and lifeless eyes I've ever seen, they're full of vim vigor and blood vessels.
02:55:25 Devastator: I do like the nipples on his chest, though.
02:55:28 Devastator: that was a great prank.
02:56:43 MidJag: Indeed, also that kid probably has like massive hyperthyrodism if I had to guess, he's probably dead soon either way.
02:57:01 Devastator: It's genetic, you see his dad at some point.
02:57:13 Devastator: blink and you'll miss it, though.
02:57:16 MidJag: he's like Peter from Family guy.
02:57:57 MidJag: I kinda want some crab now. :P
02:58:08 Devastator: "I trained so hard I went bald"
02:58:30 MidJag: That's some expensive crab.
02:58:47 Devastator: Isn't that like $4? Doesn't seem out of line.
02:59:23 MidJag: heh right, I forgot yen is low compared to dollars, I was thinking that was like 40 dollar crab.
02:59:40 Devastator: Yeah, IIRC it's a bit over a hundred per dollar.
02:59:47 Devastator: Gotta have the strawberry sterods.
03:00:02 MidJag: Dude looks like Attack on titan
03:00:18 Devastator: Yeah, think so too.
03:00:39 MidJag: Also, I don't see why they had to censor him, he's on massive steroids, he's got nothing there to censor at this point :P
03:00:52 Devastator: Yeah, I think half the villains are references.
03:02:58 ER: How does he survive all that? Trained really hard.
03:03:09 Devastator: I don't think it's ever explained.
03:03:13 MidJag: It occurs to me one punch man is essneitally when activate cheats in a video game.
03:04:00 ER: he said he trained really hard and went bald and became super strong and that's all you need to know.
03:04:43 ER: the intense ennui is being level 999999
03:09:55 MidJag: Those are the worst kind of dreams.
03:10:27 ER: prohetic, but also more interesting than the real thing
03:10:39 Devastator: Well, you saw the opener.
03:10:46 Devastator: 'enemies are more numerous than the stars'
03:10:50 Devastator: there will be more guys to punch.
03:11:25 ER: Appears that the problem is that there's too many enemies and absolutely none of them are strong enough. :P
03:11:27 Devastator: There's also a link at the bottom of the page.
03:11:49 MidJag: It's pretty much superman really
03:13:07 MidJag: God, it's just like living in bama.
03:13:34 Devastator: 'when encountering a mosquito, ask everybody to run away as far as possible'
03:14:53 Devastator: hello ominous cyborg dude.
03:14:58 MidJag: ey, Alen Jensen. Or whatever the Deus Ex dude is
03:16:29 ER: I like how the art changes while he's punching.
03:16:43 Devastator: I think it's intentionally different from moment to moment.
03:17:04 Devastator: OPM is supposed to look boring.
03:17:16 MidJag: dude, that's metal as fuck.
03:17:31 MidJag: And now it's just really Japanese.
03:17:51 MidJag: or Darkest dungeons. Either one really
03:17:52 Devastator: Well, yes, you have a cyborg fighting a sexy bug-woman.
03:17:58 Devastator: It's pretty close to peak Japan.
03:18:34 MidJag: Yeah, that was stupid move on her part
03:19:06 MidJag: Are the mosquitous like genetically eningeered to be super durable or something?
03:19:37 ER: He can kill ANYTHING with one punch, that's the whole joke.
03:19:39 Devastator: I think it's because his hands are too strong to squish, so he can't actually connect with the bug.
03:19:53 Devastator: they just bounce off each other.
03:21:13 Devastator: get to safety, baldy.
03:21:25 MidJag: I love the way he says that
03:23:04 MidJag: That's pretty clever makeing her female actually
03:23:14 Devastator: ..because they're the ones that suck blood?
03:24:13 MidJag: huh, I thought his head was human.
03:24:24 Devastator: I think it might be like
ER.
03:24:29 Devastator: nothing counts as a kill.
03:24:45 MidJag: I was thinking brain case, but fair enough
03:25:27 ER: He appeared to have a core, so probably that.
03:25:38 Devastator: That might be a generator, but yeah.
03:25:39 MidJag: OPM's guy's voice sounds framiliar.
03:25:52 ER: could be both, because anime
03:26:43 MidJag: Nah, more like Raiden crossed with an NPC.
03:27:02 Devastator: the advantage of not having lungs.
03:27:23 Devastator: long and boring as fuck.
03:27:23 MidJag: It was a really boring day for a GM.
03:28:30 Devastator: Evolution or Evilution?
03:30:01 ER: And here we see that he's not a good teacher due to being too strong. :P
03:30:33 MidJag: It also just sorta came to him, so he's like I dunno, what to do man, just like do what I do.
03:30:49 Devastator: "I punch things and they die. Why don't you do that?"
03:31:13 ER: "I punch things and they don't die, how fix?"
03:31:15 MidJag: You aren't even like biological.
03:31:23 MidJag: That's not really evolution.
03:31:25 Devastator: Well, neither is the other guy, so they're even.
03:31:44 ER: evolution doesn't actually imply biology.
03:34:22 Devastator: Dammit, there goes my water service!'
03:34:33 Devastator: oh no, there's a gorilla in that thing.
03:35:18 MidJag: It's weird how they just end.
03:36:08 ER: that the thing people call good, is good
03:36:14 Devastator: I think there's like a 10 second preview at the end.
03:36:21 ER: there's still a minute on it!
03:36:28 Devastator: Yeah, that's end theme.
03:36:55 ER: end song is nice enough, and there's the reaser.
03:37:04 Devastator: The part I like is how you don't know if these guys are total wimps or strong because everyone goes down in one punch.
03:38:19 Devastator: The best kind of science.
03:38:43 Devastator: although considering some other dude made a steroid that turned someone into a kaiju in his basement.
03:38:50 MidJag: The only kind of science! :P
03:41:42 MidJag: huh, I should use this song to troll
syv into thinking it's a metal song first.
03:41:47 Devastator: You know the lore only matters until Saitama punches this guy, right?
03:42:03 MidJag: since it starts out sounding like a powermetal band. :P
03:42:11 ER: come on, gotta get that lore
03:42:22 syv has joined #einsteinianroulette
03:43:40 MidJag: And that's why you keeep backup clones.
03:43:49 MidJag: in secure location somewhere else.
03:43:52 Devastator: I'll give you a timecode.
03:44:30 MidJag: He has such a loping gait.
03:44:41 Devastator: Probably didn't learn to run properly.
03:45:02 MidJag: heh, this guy is the definition of stats trumping skills :P
03:45:40 Devastator: Yeah, seems accurate
MJ.
03:45:49 Devastator: Cyborg might also count as stats trumping skills.
03:46:03 MidJag: Nah, he's post charecter modifications trumping skills.
03:46:26 Devastator: Yeah, racial advantages trumping skills.
03:47:05 Devastator: Although you might consider Genos the equivalent of New Game + or something.
03:47:22 Devastator: Cyborg-dude's name.
03:47:33 Devastator: Robo-Blonde, maybe.
03:48:12 Devastator: You know, the ability to get repaired easily is a shitty superpower.
03:48:17 Devastator: It means you get beat up a lot!
03:48:48 MidJag: I wonder if he even feels pain thoug
03:48:55 Devastator: Probably not, actually.
03:49:04 Devastator: 'plenty of room to kick your ass'
03:50:17 MidJag: huh, I guess he has human hair?
03:50:24 Devastator: That might be internal padding.
03:50:36 Devastator: probably has something soft inside the skull.
03:50:55 Devastator: Afro-Foam or something.
03:51:27 MidJag: Man, I'm suprised they didn't give him like a german accent or something.
03:51:27 Devastator: Big talk for someone who got his ass kicked by his own minion.
03:53:04 Devastator: Superhuman intelligence meet OPM.
03:53:24 Devastator: he can tell something is really, really wrong.
03:54:54 MidJag: I fucking love this guy.
03:55:43 Devastator: "You gotta train like hell until your hair falls out."
03:56:27 Devastator: Well, someone had to say it.
03:57:50 MidJag: Rember buddy, if that horn persists for more than 4 hours you should talk to your doc.
03:58:02 Devastator: Well, you landed a blow, that's something.
03:58:10 syv: Well the download's done now.
03:58:14 MidJag: That really is something.
03:58:43 Devastator: I'm at 20:30 right now, or thereabouts.
03:59:26 MidJag: Also that's some nice background music.
04:00:26 ER: well
syv, you finished that download just in time for us to finish.
04:00:38 Devastator: Yeah.. might want to watch it through the live link if you can.
04:00:55 syv: I can't watch videos live at home.
04:00:59 Devastator: That's the next one, and we can wait.
04:01:20 MidJag: I'm fine with waiting for the download
04:01:20 Devastator: could take a break so you can stay one ep ahead. Then you can watch your downloaded copy.
04:01:53 Devastator: I should open a couple windows, it's a bit hot in here.
04:01:56 syv: Says two minutes left for 4. I started downloading after 1 finished.
04:02:36 MidJag: so
Dev, it's like 70F for you :P
04:03:35 Devastator: actually, it's 75F.
04:04:02 ER: Should watch 2,
syv, it's relevent to swamp-life.
04:04:31 Devastator: although it's actually 80 degrees in the house.
04:04:41 syv: The only reason I'm watching any is because that's apparently just what we're doing,
ER. -.-
04:04:47 Devastator: (no air conditioning, remember.)
04:06:36 MidJag: It's Japan, you picked the wrong country dude. :P
04:06:58 ER: if they're bald, does that mean that they're OP too?
04:07:23 syv: They cheated and shaved, so no.
04:07:32 Devastator: It's whatever country has the most large-chinned children.
04:07:34 MidJag:
syv, I was going to use the intro song to mess with you, since the begining sounds just like the beginig of a few of powermetal bands I like :
04:07:41 Devastator: Yeah, they probably didn't work out until their hair fell out.
04:08:11 syv: I fail to see how that would be messing with me, Jags.
04:08:27 Devastator: Best job in this world is construction worker.
04:08:41 MidJag: I was hopeing that it would be high and squeky voiced, but unfrotunetlly not.
04:09:25 Devastator: Ahh, one of the most awesome characters. Bicycle guy.
04:09:32 ER: oh hey, bicycle guy is in the opening
04:10:20 syv: Looks like a DBZ character.
04:10:27 MidJag: They keep going down the alphebet I've noticed
04:10:33 Devastator: Piccolo showed up in the first episode.
04:12:39 Devastator: It's effeminate dude.
04:13:25 Devastator: My Ninja detector went off.
04:13:47 ER: Hold up, I just failed a spot check.
04:13:51 MidJag: That is the least stealthy ninja I've seen.
04:14:12 syv: Oh hey actual decapitations.
04:14:14 Devastator: looks like more speedy ninja than stealthy ninja.
04:14:21 syv: That's more than I expected from this show.
04:14:34 MidJag: A lady looking dude is killing your dudes my dude.
04:14:43 ER: This actually has tons of gratuitous gore.
04:14:51 Devastator: Yeah, guts everywhere.
04:17:20 Devastator: exploded I think two guys last episode.
04:17:28 MidJag: Honestly it didn't go in that far.
04:17:55 MidJag: Or whatever the mega man dude is?
04:17:55 Devastator: I don't remember that guy's name.
04:18:10 Devastator: Wiley is the bad guy.
04:19:17 MidJag: Yeah, they really shoulda put in a helemt
04:19:24 Devastator: Hammerhead doesn't need one.
04:19:29 Devastator: But yeah, for the other guys.
04:19:51 MidJag: True, but for his goons it would have been good.
04:19:51 ER: ninjas don't care about neck armor anyway.
04:20:34 syv: He's pretty swole even without the suit.
04:20:39 MidJag: Reminds me of my favorite halo helmet, it had a decapitation guard on it.
04:21:52 Devastator: 'because you didn't die when I attacked you, you need to die'
04:21:53 ER: LET ME TELL YOU MY BACKSTORY
04:22:07 MidJag: These guys all really like backstorys.
04:22:20 syv: He still really looks like a woman. :|
04:22:32 MidJag: It's like Charlie brown, if Charlie brown was a badass.
04:22:45 Devastator: Charlie Brown was a badass.
04:24:03 MidJag: That guy is suprisinglly talkative considering he just broke the sound barrier on his testicles.
04:24:21 Devastator: His testacles are less important than his pride.
04:24:57 Devastator: I want to see the fight with boxing gloves guy.
04:27:09 MidJag: I fucking love hammeredhead
04:28:12 ER: I gives this show multiple approvals.
04:28:56 syv: Why is the ending song so slow and calm?
04:29:18 ER: Also is the ending song from the PoV of the cat?
04:29:33 syv: It didn't have a bored tone to me. :\
04:30:22 syv: Though honestly I might as well just leave y'all to it, it isn't my kind of show.
04:30:54 Devastator: There's usually more stuff getting smashed than that.
04:31:26 syv: But it's superhero smashing. And it's a comedy. No suffering, no guns.
04:31:42 Devastator: There's a guy with a gatling gun for a left hand.
04:31:44 MidJag: There are guns eventualy.
04:32:22 ER: Right, it plays its lack of stakes for comedy.
04:32:25 Devastator: But yeah, it is a comedy. There's suffering, but not in that way.
04:33:11 ER: the suffering on display is more sitcom misunderstanding along with a bit of ennui.
04:33:30 syv: Ah yes, the kind that makes me cringe and facepalm.
04:33:39 Devastator: There's a fair amount of ennui.
04:34:04 MidJag: I can not type not type tonight
04:34:54 MidJag: This is a top quality stream
04:35:08 Devastator: Yeah, it's good stuff. I like these uploads.
04:35:19 Devastator: Usually this kind of stuff is trash quality at best.
04:37:40 Devastator: I wonder what hat ghost's name is.
04:42:02 syv: ...His hoodie say "oppai", with cartoon breasts below.
04:42:44 MidJag: That's a spring break shirt if I've ever seen one.
04:42:50 Devastator: Like either of these guys give a shit.
04:44:59 Devastator: failed salaryman Saitama beat a weak crab monster to save a kid with a huge chin three years ago, before he was OPM.
04:46:40 Devastator: You were told he was inhumanly powerful, Snek.
04:46:52 Devastator: Are you stupid or just dumb?
04:49:36 MidJag: nah, he just never skipped leg day
04:49:54 Devastator: Not exactly, but he can jump good. And probably propel himself with his breath if he thought of it.
04:52:13 Devastator: 'Being a cyborg, I'm not a picky eater.'
04:53:01 Devastator:
syv, do you know what his name means?
04:53:21 Devastator: I don't. Was wondering.
04:53:29 MidJag: Can he even digest food?
04:54:05 Devastator: Yeah, he found a metabolic interchange CBM.
04:54:34 syv: Eats logs to charge his laser cannon.
04:54:55 ER: no, that's internal furnace
04:55:23 AoshimaMichio:
Devastator: sweet mask
04:55:23 Devastator: Apparently it means 'pretty mask'
04:55:35 AoshimaMichio: same idea really
04:55:36 MidJag: Dude he's internal combustion of course he's hot blooded.
04:55:43 Devastator: yeah, he's on fire.
04:55:49 syv: Which was the CBM I was referencing...?
04:56:00 Devastator: Internal Furnace, where you eat paper and wood and stuff.
04:56:06 Devastator: Metabolic Interchange is where you eat food.
04:56:25 Devastator: I did lose that guy with the supercar.
04:56:27 ER: and you also get the alcohol one. :P
04:56:37 MidJag: And then you can be bender
04:56:38 syv: Internal furnace let you incinerate food, I thought? It gives power in lumps, while MI ties power to hunger.
04:56:40 Devastator: Tank drones are serious business.
04:57:15 Devastator: oh, the stinger is relevant for this one.
04:58:02 Devastator: although it has a kitty in it, so it's always relevant for
syv.
04:58:47 syv: Okay, that one made me laugh.
04:58:58 ER: he's literally named "snek", okay
04:59:29 Devastator: Apparently the hero association isn't good with names.
05:02:47 Devastator: continuity with the apartment!
05:02:48 ER: how many of these are ther again?
05:04:47 MidJag: That's a pretty good dramatic voiice
05:06:04 syv: I'm getting a kitten, BRB.
05:06:14 Devastator: no dog should be kitty-sized.
05:06:22 Devastator: unless it kills mice.
05:07:11 Devastator: anyone care to guess when green hair shows up in the show?
05:07:12 MidJag: I have two of those, French bulldogs, one's blind as a bat the other will attempt to kill literally anthying smaller than her.
05:07:25 MidJag: shit, my stream stopped.
05:07:29 Devastator: and the other one anything she thinks is smaller than her?
05:07:40 Devastator: Good timing, opening just ended.
05:08:05 Devastator: ninja showed up again.
05:09:46 ER: ah, I missed that, what time?
05:10:14 Devastator: I'm at about 6:30 now.
05:10:20 Devastator: exploding shuriken just happened.
05:10:39 Devastator: lets just go through it.
05:11:16 ER: huh, shuriken was at like 7:00 for me
05:11:27 ER: whatever, I'm close enough.
05:12:41 Devastator: She's.. pretty strong.
05:12:57 MidJag: Forget it Joe, it's Chinatwon, I mean City C.
05:14:20 MidJag: I feel like most of the time we do this we get desynchonized.
05:14:42 MidJag: Watchdog man looks hilarious
05:14:43 syv: This is why you download...
05:14:54 Devastator: well, we could download it instead.
05:15:00 Devastator: link's right there..
05:15:14 ER: My internet is good enough to stream this without buffering. :p
05:15:49 MidJag: I have suprisinglly good internet here.
05:16:30 Devastator: Golden Ball and Spring Mustachio.
05:17:02 MidJag: Wait, is this were they meet OPM?
05:17:09 Devastator: Yes, OPM lives in this area.
05:17:32 syv: The monsters are so common because they
05:17:44 syv: 're looking for OPM, aren't they?
05:18:14 Devastator: That's one hell of a slingshot.
05:18:54 syv: The sword that cannot be sheathed!
05:19:24 MidJag: Well Goldie's probably dead, it's a TV show and he just coughed up blood
05:20:20 Devastator: Too bad, I liked his design.
05:21:00 Devastator: well, looks like round two didn't go well.
05:21:06 Devastator: Pretty good to still be on his feet.
05:21:33 MidJag: I want gasmask western dude to be in it.
05:21:52 Devastator: I think he's called 'gun gun' because he fights with two revolvers.
05:21:53 MidJag: That is like half of the things I like.
05:22:06 Devastator: or maybe that was another western dude.
05:22:58 Devastator: He's eating seaweed monster.
05:23:16 MidJag: That's what I figured but never hurts to be sue
05:23:48 ER: good old absuredly powerful loli wizard.
05:24:04 Devastator: Happy face guy showed up again.
05:24:21 Devastator: Yeah.. loli wizard is really, really strong.
05:24:32 MidJag: of course, she's a magical girl
05:25:00 MidJag: She's a grown up magical girl, like a big sister in Bioshock
05:25:00 Devastator: that would make sense..
05:26:17 MidJag:
syv thoughts on odds of Green being a grown up magical girl?
05:26:42 MidJag: oh that reminds me, I had the perfect game for you. lemme find it.
05:26:49 syv: Error: self-contradicting.
05:28:21 Devastator: should be for me, I am playing three of them, after all.
05:28:32 Devastator: you guys want to download it instead of streaming it?
05:28:46 ER: Streaming works just fine for me.
05:29:26 Devastator: Well, yes, she's the evil kind of MG.
05:29:37 syv: Aldia, a character in Dark Souls 2
05:29:43 ER: Nanami is a fully-fledged magical woman.
05:29:48 Devastator: Alida is the one in
syv's game.
05:30:29 syv: I would be happier if Alida were more like Aldia.
05:30:48 syv: A character in Dark Souls 2.
05:31:26 Devastator: so you want Alida to be on fire, then?
05:32:00 Devastator: Sorry, I took no energy projecting abilities.
05:32:12 Devastator: She just hits things with insanely strong sticks.
05:32:26 Devastator: Alida in
syv's game.
05:32:28 syv: Eh, humans are fairly flammable.
05:32:51 Devastator: None of the three have any offensive energy projection abilities.
05:32:54 Devastator: 'maybe you're getting fired'
05:33:18 syv: I'd think that were a pun if this weren't a Japanese show.
05:33:20 MidJag: Man, that opening bit is great
05:33:27 Devastator: They do make it look good.
05:33:40 MidJag: I was talkking about the begining scream.
05:33:46 MidJag: But yes the whole thing looks good
05:33:52 Devastator: apparently like three different studios worked on the show.
05:34:15 Devastator: I'm amazed this was spawned from some random guy's webcomic.
05:34:45 syv: It's a strong concept, and he made a proof-of-concept.
05:35:13 Devastator: They then made it into a Manga.
05:35:18 syv: Of course it is, you'd think Japanese would make an anime out of some other country's webcomic?
05:35:33 Devastator: they did, actually..
05:35:50 Devastator: Yeah. I want to look it up again.
05:35:55 Devastator: It isn't exactly that, but it's very close.
05:36:18 Devastator: there was a huge old japanese franchise that spawned out of a small print run european comic strip.
05:36:42 Devastator: Yeah, about a guy with a dog. I want to look it up before giving details.
05:37:35 MidJag: Anyone ever watch generator Rex?
05:37:44 MidJag: That's what the cyborg dude reminds me of
05:37:57 syv: Come to think of it, I suppose anime originally took a lot of inspiration from donald duck, which is western.
05:38:07 Devastator: could be. I think 75% of the characters in this are references to other stuff.
05:38:24 syv: I haven't,
MJ. Little after my time.
05:38:25 Devastator: Donald Duck is really popular in Europe, too, for the record.
05:38:38 syv: Europe is western, is it not?
05:38:46 Devastator: They were made in America.
05:38:59 Devastator: robot man using remote drones to fight.
05:39:36 MidJag: Generator Rex is an old western show that got only like 2 seasons disaspaointinglly
05:39:58 MidJag: Well I say old, it was like maybe 10 years ago
05:40:49 Devastator: "The best course is to muddle through."
05:40:56 MidJag: Muddling through is literally the only course.
05:42:12 Devastator: Well, yes, that's his name.
05:43:46 Devastator: well, yes, for him it was just another punch.
05:44:15 MidJag: I really liked that show, it had flesh warping and shapeshifting, was cool.
05:45:17 MidJag: If he has the power to kill a meteor and people know of it shouldn't he be Rank S by now?
05:46:06 Devastator: They think the other guys with him did most of the work.
05:46:54 Devastator: plus their rank system requires displacing the top person in your class before you can change classes upwards.
05:47:24 syv: Saitama doesn't really deserve rank S to be honest, he *is* an idiot. Though the system is pretty stupid regardless.
05:47:29 MidJag: Threat level God, I question why they have that one, like jeez, do they even have other dudes who can kill a god?
05:47:32 Devastator: It is stupid as fuck.
05:47:48 Devastator: and Tornado would stand a good chance.
05:48:13 Devastator: Not Bang, sorry, Blast, the never seen top rank person. ;-p
05:48:22 MidJag: Satsimia would be a God you throw at the problem when you run out of other options
05:48:53 Devastator: Saitama would be SS.
05:49:22 Devastator: I gotta admit, this dick move is unusual for this kind of show.
05:49:26 MidJag: I gotta say, they're taunting a god, but Black is actually doing it pretty well.
05:49:38 MidJag: Was that a fucking sailor moon?
05:49:42 Devastator: Much, much better odds than, you know, fighting him.
05:51:22 Devastator: the idiot ball has arrived!
05:51:27 MidJag: Ah, and now black is bieng stupid.
05:51:29 syv: "You've got better muscles than I've ever seen, so I'm not going to help you."
05:51:45 Devastator: He actually has a backstory reason for that.
05:52:08 MidJag: I guess he doesn't want to accidentlly get a god to go bad
05:53:06 Devastator: They got to him pretty good.
05:53:49 MidJag: Wait, so where the hell does Genos keep any of his brain?
05:53:56 MidJag: It just sorta occured to me
05:54:10 Devastator: His head got busted open a couple episodes ago.
05:54:18 MidJag: We've seeen all the parts of his body get sliced up or dissembled and he's still fine
05:54:33 syv: In that power core that he jammed into his arm?
05:54:43 MidJag: He drained the whole core, we could see through it.
05:54:48 syv: Pretty standard for golems to have their mind in their core.
05:55:03 syv: Distributed intelligence throughout his entire body, like the Thing?
05:55:14 syv: Rip off his arm and he gets stupider?
05:55:19 ER: Could be magic energy+processing core that he's uploaded to, as a fully robotic version of "cyborg"
05:55:23 MidJag: Reminds me of an awesome book where the golems intellegence is literally in the ressonance of the suit of armor.
05:55:24 Devastator: No, he's been dismembered a couple times.
05:55:26 syv: Remote controlled by a computer in the lab, which he's unaware of?
05:56:27 Devastator: But that would introduce latency.
05:56:35 Devastator: he's too fast for remote control.
05:56:49 syv: Do you think he cares about physics?
05:57:01 syv: This show hasn't respected simple limits like that.
05:57:10 Devastator: It has a man who can punch anything.
05:57:24 ER: FTL comms for a simple combat robot? Why not?
05:58:34 MidJag: thanks. Man, I dunno if it's this keyboard or just me, but I can not type tongiht
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06:01:32 Devastator: apparently his original name was 'man who is not licensed to drive.'
06:02:40 ER: I was prepared to say that when I started, and it's ture.
06:03:09 Devastator: I mean, just look at Saitama, and tell me this is a show that oozes intelligence.
06:03:20 Devastator: That is not the face of a thinking man.
06:03:20 syv: It occurs to me, he throws one of those North Star punch barrages in there.
06:03:35 Devastator: yeah, he did one against a cat-man.
06:03:50 ER: "consequtive normal punches"
06:04:12 Devastator: I think he pulls out another one of those for the end of season bad guy.
06:04:24 ER: I would say that the show is pretty smart in its dumbness.
06:04:51 syv: It's a high quality indulgent stupidity.
06:05:06 Devastator: Sometimes I think too much,
syv.
06:05:11 ER: like high quality memes without the memes
06:06:05 ER: so cyborg man is actually faster?
06:06:18 Devastator: He doesn't get lost as easily and has better sensors.
06:06:29 Devastator: Saitama gets lost a lot.
06:06:29 syv: Unless Saitama punches the intervening distance.
06:06:52 Devastator: And Mumen Rider is more brave than strong.
06:07:00 ER: cycle man isn't going to back down, good man!
06:08:01 ER: oh hey it's a show where people die.
06:08:24 syv: After sustaining far, far too much damage.
06:08:48 Devastator: Actually, that guy lives.
06:09:14 syv: So all the prisoners in this show are gay...?
06:09:36 Devastator: The other guy is effeminate. I don't know if he's gay.
06:10:24 Devastator: That's the guy who Genos was just ranked above last episode.
06:11:30 ER: magical girl transformation
06:11:47 Devastator: It's okay, he'll be out of the fight soon.
06:13:53 syv: Ugghhh, now they're stripping the trap...
06:14:11 ER: apparantly mister ninja actually is over S level
06:14:28 Devastator: There's a wide range of people in class S.
06:14:36 syv: Just because he's a decent dodger doesn't mean he can do real damage.
06:14:36 Devastator: It ranges from that guy to the loli witch.
06:14:48 Devastator: and exactly right,
syv.
06:14:54 syv: We haven't seen him hurt anyone above normal human level.
06:15:56 ER: Well, I guess he failed to kill someone with a particularly thick skull, so fast but not strong at all actually. :P
06:16:05 Devastator: Well, he downed that Tiger guy a few episodes ago.
06:16:14 syv: ...Well, fit human. There was tiger dude.
06:16:38 Devastator: To be fair, part of that is because he keeps picking fights with Saitama.
06:16:46 Devastator: who can tank meteors with his face.
06:18:02 Devastator: "Who was that pervert"
06:20:44 syv: "Oh hey naked dude, I'll check it out."
06:20:59 Devastator: Saitama gets bored easily.
06:21:01 syv: Just throw your phone in a puddle, why not,
06:22:14 Devastator: There's like 400 of them, they put in new guys all the time, you don't usually see them often.
06:22:35 ER: welp, THAT was a setup episode I guess.
06:23:04 syv: Yeah I really don't get this closing song.
06:23:08 ER: did he even punch anything?
06:23:10 Devastator: The problem is they can't end the episode with a saitama fight, like a normal show would work.
06:23:18 Devastator: because you know how saitama fights go.
06:23:25 Devastator: so the timing is different.
06:23:44 Devastator: This is probably the weakest bit in the show.
06:24:00 Devastator: Yeah, he punched one of the seafolk guys at the start of the episode.
06:24:27 syv: I suppose he did, even though they cut away.
06:24:49 syv: Gonna take a short break, BRB.
06:25:14 Devastator: I'll start it in a few minutes for that.
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06:34:06 Devastator: Hey, Genos learned something.
06:34:13 Devastator: to shoot when the other guy is talking.
06:34:41 syv: Also how to one punch with a laser.
06:34:43 Devastator: But he still didn't learn to not let his guard down!
06:35:41 syv: They sent the location to a flip phone?
06:35:55 syv: ...Why do the characters have flip phones?
06:36:00 Devastator: "He's at 2018 11th street."
06:36:08 Devastator: The evacuation shelter.
06:36:13 ER: inb4 at the end of this arc green loli shows up and ruins everyone's fun.
06:36:34 Devastator: Why do people not know how addresses work?
06:36:56 Devastator: Because the hero association provides these phones.
06:37:09 ER: magic star trec tech that we take for granted.
06:37:43 syv: Honestly I pretty much am lost without some type of map, addresses are useless to me alone.
06:37:49 Devastator: Really, I'd want a flip phone for these guys to be more robust.
06:38:14 Devastator: Yeah, I know, people forget how to navigate when they have a device to do it for you.
06:38:54 Devastator: well, brain isn't in that part of the body.
06:39:25 syv: Has he lost his crotch yet?
06:39:41 Devastator: Yeah, he got cut in half by Mosquito Girl. Right through there.
06:40:17 syv: Oh, so that's where that gif is from.
06:40:36 Devastator: Never take superhero powers that involve quick healing or easy repairs or regeneration. They mean you'll get ripped to shreds all the time. ;-p
06:40:45 Devastator: And now you know why Alida doesn't have regeneration.
06:41:08 ER: ...did you expect to actually get torn up less in an RTD?
06:41:20 syv: To be fair it isn't an RTD.
06:41:34 Devastator: Have I ever taken regeneration powers in any game I've ever played?
06:41:51 Devastator: "The cyclist for Justice"
06:41:59 syv: Healing spells in Lufia 2 are pretty amazing regeneration.
06:42:01 Devastator: He may be braver than he is strong, but he's really effing brave.
06:42:13 Devastator: Those spells weren't made by me.
06:42:30 ER: bravely faces down certain painful death.
06:42:38 syv: PS' regeneration powers weren't made by you.
06:42:45 Devastator: I didn't take any, though.
06:44:00 Devastator: someone's monologuing to Saitoma again.
06:48:29 Devastator: Nah, it's not me. I'm an asshole, but not nearly as big an asshole as that guy.
06:49:57 Devastator: Guess who that letter is from.
06:52:13 Devastator: Class B is full of bullies and cliques.
06:55:57 Devastator: Many of the heroes are assholes of one stripe or another. But some are cool guys.
06:58:12 Devastator: oh, looks like this site doesn't have the last episode on it. I have a subbed one, but not a dub for it.
06:58:27 syv: I have dubs from kissanime.
06:58:50 Devastator: I've got a downloaded copy as well.
07:00:41 ER: she's the thing they drop on god level threats if they see it coming, I guess?
07:01:02 Devastator: Blast, the one above her, doesn't report to them.
07:01:30 Devastator: You'll see what she does here.
07:01:56 syv:
ER, if you want a download link for the dub you could use my (throwaway) KA acc.
07:03:38 Devastator: nigh-infinite telekinesis, in terms of range, power, and precision.
07:11:39 Devastator: 'the earth is in trouble'
07:13:06 Devastator: You mean they can make a building that can actually take a hit?
07:13:19 Devastator: there you go,
ER, birb.
07:14:07 syv: They already killed the sea king, and the sky king, so are they going to kill the Earth king next?
07:14:13 ER: well that's hanging in the just just like bricks don't
07:14:24 Devastator: Earth King was earlier this season.
07:14:32 ER: Earth king was episode 1 or something.
07:14:34 Devastator: and Gojira was 'King of the Terror Lizards'
07:14:50 Devastator: At least this guy isn't called King.
07:15:21 Devastator: King is the 'strongest guy in the world' with the incredibly intimidating face and facial scars.
07:16:56 Devastator: he's jumping off the bullets.
07:17:13 Devastator: well, at that size they're probably shells.
07:20:45 Devastator: King also has his heartbeat get louder when he's about to fight. They call it the 'King Engine'
07:21:52 Devastator: I don't have a link for ep 11.
07:21:58 ER: oh good, I have to figure something else out
07:22:23 Devastator: I think
syv had a link.
07:22:25 syv: The stuff I PM'd you works for the whole series. >.>
07:22:47 ER: hhh, guess I better use that then
07:23:02 Devastator: Yeah, I got my local subbed copy, that's fine for me.
07:24:18 ER: this doesn't *look* like I need to login anywhere
07:24:46 syv: But otherwise you can just stream straight off the site, yeah.
07:24:52 ER: Yeeeah, just gonna stream like I've been doing
07:25:53 syv: Yes. I linked you episode 12 before, when
Dev said he didn't have an E12 link.
07:26:00 Devastator: I don't have one of those either.
07:26:08 Devastator: kissanime should have 11 on it too.
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07:27:14 Devastator: well, someone's getting punched.
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07:27:31 Devastator: sad eye man is standing up in giant spaceship throne room.
07:28:23 ER: oh hey eye dude is a DBZ reference isn't he
07:28:51 Devastator: he's a walking DBZ reference.
07:29:12 Devastator: Told you he's not called King.
07:30:40 Devastator: Zombie man isn't present either, is he?
07:30:52 Devastator: His power: Being immortal.
07:31:58 Devastator: Heh, no more artificial evolution, now, running seafood restaurant.
07:32:55 Devastator: heh, DOOODGE! "Nah, I'll block instead."
07:33:12 syv: To be fair, that was a parry. He's the parry king.
07:33:31 ER: but is he the reposte king?
07:33:52 Devastator: ahh, massive intimidation.
07:34:54 ER: DOES NOBODY USE HEAT ENERGY
07:35:11 Devastator: "There is nothing my blade cannot cut"
07:38:43 Devastator: "That was really dumb of me"
07:41:27 Devastator: well, that wasn't a punch.
07:43:33 Devastator: it's what she does.
07:43:40 Devastator: their boss could take her, though.
07:43:44 syv: And now she downs the ship and takes all the credit.
07:45:19 Devastator: she'd have genuine difficulty dealing with that guy on the ground.
07:45:31 ER: page guy still standing around with an arm missing
07:45:55 Devastator: he stopped bleeding on command, he'll be okay.
07:46:24 ER: well, time to punch this guy once
07:46:26 syv: Way too much of this show is comletely standard superhero shenanigans.
07:47:00 Devastator: next season will have lots of him playing video games.
07:47:39 Devastator: King's a fraud, and there's a big arc around that.
07:48:14 syv: Years, for an intergalactic pirate.
07:48:44 Devastator: light years, silly.
07:48:57 Devastator: but yeah.. that isn't supposed to happen.
07:49:17 ER: I guess he one-punched the armor
07:50:20 Devastator: It is the last ep, after all.
07:52:12 Devastator: ship isn't downed yet, btw.
07:52:52 ER: wow, she's using the one power that she has
07:53:14 Devastator: Yeah, it will bite her in the ass next season.
07:56:05 Devastator: They found something he wasn't dumb enough to charge.
07:56:38 ER: Is Saitama going to actually bleed slightly like in his dream?
07:57:07 Devastator: Of course, Boros is a DBZ parody.. so there's a while to go.
07:58:23 syv: I actually kinda like Boros' design. He looks cool.
08:00:12 syv: The framerate's really on display here.
08:00:28 Devastator: Still cool as fuck.
08:00:32 Devastator: (I hope it isn't too bad.)
08:01:34 ER: So like a magical girl, the way to beat Boros is to let him be OP as fuck until he runs out of energy and explodes.
08:04:02 Devastator: going to be a long time to find someone that tough. And it wasn't enough for Saitama to enjoy it.
08:04:46 ER: So I guess the implication is that he still COULD have one-punched that, he just wanted to give the poor guy a good final fight?
08:04:58 Devastator: Wasn't even a battle.
08:06:48 Devastator: To be fair, Boros was a lot tougher than anything else this season, so it probably would have been a punch or two just to try it out in any case.
08:07:07 syv: I like the background bells.
08:07:36 syv: 're appropriate, as this scene is just sad.
08:11:37 Devastator: Some day she will pick that fight with Saitama.
08:11:50 syv: So if green levitates Saitama in a vaccuum will he be trapped and unable to punch anything?
08:11:58 Devastator: It's handled one way in the webcomic and a very different way in the manga.
08:12:09 Devastator: No, because Saitama can resist being levitated.
08:12:40 Devastator: Anyone can, it's just that for most people it isn't significant compared to what Tornado can do.
08:12:41 ER: so will they blow up city b at the end of next season?
08:12:58 syv: I don't know how you did that but my phone is saying you linked me to an address.
08:13:07 Devastator: I have sent you nothing.
08:13:33 Devastator: Must be my psychic powers kicking in again. ;-p
08:13:58 ER: psy, the most bullshit of magics
08:14:30 syv: I see, it thought the "one way in [...] and a very different way in" sentence was directions to some place.
08:15:16 ER: "hero for fun- and profit!"
08:15:25 ER: good to see he gets and upgrade
08:16:04 ER: pretty good, I rate it one punch out of one
08:16:42 Devastator: I wonder where Genos gets his money for all those parts.
08:17:20 ER: ...he's literally a pirate who raids *planets*
08:17:28 syv: I give it an objective 8/10.
08:18:06 Devastator: No, Genos, the cyborg.
08:18:27 ER: oh yeah, apparantly I didn't care about the names
08:22:00 syv: Genos/Boros, pretty close.
08:22:49 syv somehow did not realize the middle consonant was different 0.o
08:53:54 Devastator: Not until I've got a job, though.
08:55:53 ER: while you're at it grab one for me, huh?
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18:06:18 ER: heh, that's a kind of passive agressive article title
18:06:20 ER: Battlefield V interview: dodging the lootbox question, and why battle royale “would really fit the universe”
18:40:53 Devastator: so yes there's lootboxes and they're chasing money.
18:41:39 Devastator: as if anything else was going to be the case.
18:41:39 ER: "we interviewed someone who's not allowed to say anything and these are the non-answers he gave!"
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23:29:58 Devastator: Heh, that's a fun read.
23:32:19 Devastator: Someone claiming that a wargame is broken shit because it allows an invasion of the continental united states by Japan. The fact that he spent two months doing absolutely no searching with aircraft or moving his permantly restricted defensive units to potential landing spots notwithstanding, it should have been impossible to sail up a navigatable river 100 miles to land troops.
23:33:05 Devastator: He then says that he shouldn't have lost ships that were to be built there because the new shipyard was built in 9 months along with a city of ten thousand people to house the workers who were attracted there from all over the US.
23:33:44 Devastator: In other words, building a city of 10,000 people and laying down a shipyard that constructed fifty or so escort carriers? Easy. Sailing 100 miles up a navigatable river against zero opposition? Impossible.
23:37:18 Devastator: The other half is that he mentions that nobody even considered an invasion of there to be possible because the area was defended IRL. In this world, he didn't bother putting the troops that defended there to there..
23:38:12 Devastator: "He's taking advantage of known deficits in the starting position!" "You've had two months, dude, and here's a list of all the troops brought in that can't be used for anything except defending the continental united states."
23:40:13 Devastator: "The allies can't do the same thing" "Here's a game where someone tried the reverse and just barely failed, because although the person had the target almost undefended, he was diligent with his naval search pattern and bought himself a very crucial day." "Here's another one where it succeeded."
23:43:41 Devastator: Yeah, good read. And a complete idiot.
23:47:53 Devastator: There was also an active, ongoing debate on if, despite the very significant number of ships that were destroyed and scored for partial points from that action, if doing so would be to a net benefit to Japan due to the very substantial additional forces granted to the Allied player if the continental United States is invaded.
23:48:48 Devastator: The other guy should have, in light of how poor the defenses were, invaded Seattle as well to blow up the Boeing factories, since there's only one reinforcment package. Still, hard to blame him.
23:53:22 Devastator: (It's probably the second most important target.)
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