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00:53:55 Devastator: freelancer LP finished.
00:54:00 Devastator: I played that for too long.
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03:35:26 ER: do you recall how leveling up works in onlywar,
Dev?
03:35:41 MidJag: Is killing things an answer?
03:35:49 ER: seems as though I might want to improve my BS or something
03:36:15 ER: is it not an answer,
MJ, because a character starts with 600 unspent xp for some ungodly reason
03:36:21 ER: and I've just not used it so far
03:36:22 Devastator: you get given XP and you spend it on stuff.
03:36:31 Devastator: the cost varies depending on what your class is.
04:12:05 MidJag: I'll be back in like 20-30 min
05:35:08 MidJag: Pool game took longer then expected
05:35:26 MidJag: I lost but only by just
05:35:37 MidJag: I'm good at pool when fairly drunk
05:36:42 MidJag: But only when fairly drunk because then you hit a zone and focus only on pool
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05:45:01 MidJag: Lemme find my cuzie, I'll be back in a scond
05:57:17 Devastator: I think 11 is next.
06:06:16 Devastator: "I'm a man of god for god's sake"
06:06:25 MidJag: Hey, pudding is an imporant questino
06:06:31 MidJag: Also tall girl is back\
06:07:18 MidJag: Tall girl is like a genius ditz
06:07:32 MidJag: She does shit but she doesn't know why
06:08:12 MidJag: What is she Damien mcwherenghul?
06:08:56 MidJag: Breaking a can of pudding is fighting words
06:09:46 Devastator: tall girl uses 'tall'
06:11:03 MidJag: Childhood friedd, calssic anie
06:13:18 Devastator: It's probably what Vash is actually worth.
06:14:56 MidJag: I want to see what the center of his cross does
06:15:08 Devastator: more guns, presumably.
06:16:42 MidJag: Heh, Fucking tall girls is a blessing
06:16:59 Devastator: Man, her family reunion must have been something.
06:17:27 MidJag: I expect everyone gets rather drunk at her family reunioins
06:17:37 Devastator: they might all be like her.
06:17:55 MidJag: that would be something
06:20:46 MidJag: Indeed, but he is awlauys mr priest
06:20:58 Devastator: considering Millie calls Vash by his first name.
06:21:30 Devastator: welp, that changes the math.
06:21:36 MidJag: Also he seems to put on his glasses when he's serius
06:22:18 Devastator: okay, well, no way Vash killed them.
06:22:23 Devastator: so what did he do exactly?
06:23:05 MidJag: Why did they go for the most dangerous man in the world
06:23:16 Devastator: well, partly because he was there.
06:23:38 MidJag: Tall girl is a treasure
06:24:39 Devastator: the 'kill' was to fake it.
06:25:14 Devastator: they'll have to sort out another way to get into the city.
06:25:28 Devastator: proper use of anime eyes there.
06:25:51 MidJag: I like how how she hits hard enough Vash is actually injured
06:26:08 MidJag: Also that's the most protag bike I've ever seen
06:26:33 Devastator: No, I've seen better.
06:30:00 MidJag: I'll give you thats even more protag bike
06:32:31 Devastator: apparently he's "Reuben Throttle"
06:32:34 Devastator: no wonder he goes by Ben.
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06:47:11 ER: reappearing to say good night
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07:03:22 MidJag: Who needs anything more
07:03:36 Devastator: You forgot the beer.
07:04:02 MidJag: Gun, sandwich, beer truelly an idelic lifestyel]\
07:04:58 Devastator: we getting villain-cam?
07:05:11 Devastator: yeah, this reeks villain.
07:05:29 MidJag: or perhaps vash's villian doubel?
07:05:29 Devastator: "Vash the Stampede"
07:05:48 Devastator: I don't know if Vash has abs like that.
07:05:55 Devastator: and the spike shoulders.. I don't know.
07:06:21 MidJag: Heh, actual footage of my little brother buyingg boots
07:06:51 MidJag: heh, tall girl had to at least suggest it
07:07:02 Devastator: I mean, she's just gotta convince Vash to take the day off.
07:07:08 Devastator: and then they do too.
07:07:42 Devastator: Playing with kids, durr.
07:07:52 MidJag: Also tall girl is the only one to just call him Vash
07:09:08 MidJag: THat man is 1000% a villian
07:09:10 Devastator: evil man eats evil hotdog.
07:09:39 Devastator: "Legato Bluesummers"
07:09:46 Devastator: and the shades go on.
07:09:54 Devastator: also seems to have telepathy.
07:09:56 Devastator: or both of them do.
07:10:09 MidJag: See, everytime he's got shades on he get's seriuols
07:10:21 Devastator: yeah evil man of evilness demands shades.
07:11:36 Devastator: it's a head, isn't it?
07:12:58 Devastator: serious -without- the shades.
07:13:00 MidJag: I mean..they are an insuracne copany, isn't that their job/
07:13:36 MidJag: Huh, I guess vash does have an eviil doubl
07:13:36 Devastator: so someone out there scares Vash?
07:14:00 MidJag: Gotta be prettty badass to scare vash
07:14:56 Devastator: ..there's two of them?
07:15:32 Devastator: I'll get water while you do your thing.
07:16:40 MidJag: I'm gonna guess there's like two versions of all this, the vash that actualy deserves the reward, and then that vash has actual subodunates who can also wipe out a twon
07:19:20 Devastator: Well, we got a pack of these jerks.
07:19:21 MidJag: Also that is a cool face
07:19:36 Devastator: also the enemy isn't this guy.
07:19:44 MidJag: I wonder if Vash can break the chains
07:20:27 Devastator: everyone has a plan until boot to da head.
07:21:05 MidJag: Also after this I'm going to bed
07:21:37 MidJag: I mean vash is pretty good at shooting
07:21:54 Devastator: He's as good at shooting as Santa is at delivering presents.
07:22:14 MidJag: May be he's gona shoot the minigun?
07:22:31 Devastator: Nope. Don't think this time.
07:22:52 MidJag: This sounds like Jethro tull
07:23:05 MidJag: But the sound is way too modern
07:23:36 MidJag: I think vash might be through fucking around
07:23:41 Devastator: one does not get Vash the Stampede angry.
07:24:55 MidJag: Heh, it's the actual Vash
07:25:14 Devastator: There's unable and makes the active decision to not kill someone.
07:25:58 Devastator: no, just an improvised projectile weapon.
07:26:41 MidJag: I guess that arm is robotic
07:26:51 Devastator: maybe he lost it at some point.
07:28:24 Devastator: and yeah, robot hand.
07:30:08 MidJag: Well I should go to bed
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08:28:14 syv: I know you don't play or watch
ER but I beat the hardest boss!
08:28:23 syv: I've very very happy about this!
08:34:49 Devastator: also updated Extinction.
08:35:06 syv: And I saw your message about Prequel
08:35:15 syv: Hopfully that means it'll resume
08:35:35 syv: And maybe if we're lucky Kazerad will stop being a professional T-Shirt mailer
08:45:35 Devastator: Not really a tank. More like a box with a bunch of crossbow dwarves in the top of it, along with some mobile cover.
08:45:59 Devastator: and big crushy wheels.
08:46:42 Devastator: That's a nice bossfight.
08:46:46 Devastator: very From Software, that one.
08:46:53 Devastator: all that is good about what they do is in that bossfight.
08:52:01 syv: She's a huge departure from fromsoft bosses
08:52:20 syv: I make it look a lot better than it is
08:53:08 syv: Broadly, with few exceptions, FromSoft bosses are dodgable perfectly with rolling exclusively. Malenia... is not. Positioning is extremely important, as is animation state.
08:53:33 syv: Simply being in a sprint animation at the wrong location and wrong moment can make an attack undodgable.
08:53:41 syv: Or not being in a sprint animation
08:54:26 syv: She also heals when she hits you, even if you block all damage. Which makes it essentially impossible to do the fight before you've mastered every attack.
08:55:40 syv: ...She's like a Sekiro boss, but stronger, with more things going for her, and without the player getting the excessive toolkit they get in Sekiro. Easily the hardest boss in any fromsoft game.
08:56:47 syv: That all being said, this might partly be because of my weapon choice.
08:57:04 syv: She also seems to be cheesable with status effects, magic, ultra heavy weapons, etc
08:57:10 Devastator: well yes, but all that is still animation based, and uses clean animations, just with a bunch of the usual Fromsoft gloves taken off, as is appropriate for some kinda bonus boss.
08:57:33 syv: Gameplay wise she pisses a lot of people off, and now I see why
08:57:58 Devastator: Yeah, but From Software.
08:58:11 Devastator: They're not doing it right if nobody gets angered at the difficulty.
09:04:20 syv: It's very unusual to have the specialized record runners hating the boss they run though
09:04:56 syv: Apparently Malenia is officially considered partly luck, even without conducts beyond "melee"
09:06:01 Devastator: some long invul animations.
09:06:56 syv: The waterfowl dance attack, which I sorta-cheesed by using the golden shield ability, lasts for a second and has extremely high range
09:07:34 syv: It's possible to roll entirely if you're VERY good and in the right position and have nearly frame perfect timing
09:08:24 syv: But that's speedrunning level difficulty, which is... yeah.
09:08:34 syv: Then again, rolling it -partly- is quite possible.
09:08:55 syv: Malenia chooses to take half your health, heal herself, and you just deal with it and hope she doesn't use the attack too much
09:12:08 syv: And then the truly git gud diehards are upset
09:12:19 syv: ...Because there's an NPC summon you can use that is capable of soloing the fight.
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20:33:52 Devastator: Also assuming we take the money anyway.
20:35:12 ER: there's no reason not to, but you can leave it if you want to!
20:35:25 ER: I dunno, maybe people will think of a reason to leave it
20:36:59 Devastator: It would have been nicer to offer money to the box instead of useful food, for instance.
20:37:14 Devastator: not the least because we'd get the money back.
20:37:36 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d3: 3 <Total: 3>
20:38:39 Devastator: I'm intrigued by crisis, but that seems more of a human form thing than a wolf thing.
20:39:56 ER: though without a moonstone her evolution will trend toward the unnatural beast end
20:40:27 Devastator: ahh, so we need a moonstone to turn back human?
20:40:37 Devastator: ..I'm not sure we'll find one if we don't know about them.
20:41:05 Devastator: (It's nothing to worry about for.. quite a while, really, so no hurry there.)
20:41:58 Devastator: also I don't think evolution is likely necessary, given our big fat caps.
20:42:43 ER: bestial soul is a capable species
20:43:01 ER: and this dungeon is... basically not plot relevant at all
20:44:57 Devastator: well, a few more levels seems necessary if we're gonna fight an army.
20:45:05 Devastator: Awuna is strong but not THAT strong.
20:47:01 Devastator: and some more agility and tougness to avoid stun-lock too.
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21:27:02 Topic set by syv [Saturday 22 May 2021, 04:44:55]
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