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02:32:19 Devastator: Heya
MidJag, just got in.
02:50:20 MidJag: oh? Haven't checked it today, I spent pretty much all of today trying to get the single most complicated background check done
02:50:41 MidJag: heh, that is a pretty good one
02:52:49 Devastator: also, amusingly, SMBC talks about how middle-aged authors deal with big questions, when young and old ones deal with trivial ones.
02:53:06 Devastator: XKCD's writer is middle-aged.
02:53:11 MidJag: So for the background check I had to get fingerprinted, the sherrifs offfice was open for it from 1-3 and I showed up at 1, there were two people in front of me and it took an hour and a half to get to the back to actually get fingerprinted, the acutaly proccess of which took approximetly 8 mintues.
02:53:57 MidJag: Also heh that's funny, I always forget that Randal Munroe is middle aged now.
02:54:21 Devastator: you're in the system now! ;-p
02:55:04 MidJag: Heh, the guberments gonna give me the 5g to mind control me now :P
02:55:40 Devastator: 'Tarnation, of couse I know what 5 gee is, fuck you for asking that damn fool question.'
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03:34:29 Devastator: yay, hit the ork in waaagh.
03:38:00 Devastator: game's been a bit of a miss-fest.
03:38:11 Devastator: admittedly, part of that is the driver, heh. ;-p
03:38:29 MidJag: I've jsut never heard of waaagh
03:39:17 Devastator: Stirk is running an only war game
03:46:26 Devastator: we're doing like super bad. ;-p
03:49:19 Devastator: I'm sure there's a proper way to fight it, but none of us know how to do this.
03:49:40 MidJag: That could be a problem yes
03:52:04 ER: I never felt like reading the rules so I'm just blasting at things
03:53:13 GameServ: Syntax: XdY [ {-|+|*|/} Z ]
03:53:20 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 2d10: 5 3 <Total: 8(+10) = 18>
03:53:27 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 2d10: 3 7 <Total: 10(+10) = 20>
03:53:47 Devastator: wow, multilasers suck.
03:54:26 Devastator: if we had an autocannon, we'd be doing 3d10+8, and with 6 armour piercing, not 2.
03:54:37 Devastator: and have +10 to hit due to semiauto fire.
03:55:34 ER: well, as I understand it multilasers are kinda just a bunch of lasers strapped together in lieu of an actual heavy weapons
03:57:21 Devastator: also apparently I'm supposed to be getting a bonus hit, so asked Stirk about that.
04:03:51 Devastator: 90% certain Stirk's getting it right, but hey.
04:06:54 Devastator: anyway, what ep were we on?
04:07:37 MidJag: We'd just gotten past hte train thing
04:07:56 Devastator: train was a 2 parter and part 1 was Brilliant Dynamite Neon.
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04:08:16 Devastator: so 'murder machine'
04:13:22 Devastator: well no, she's got a head of steel.
04:14:00 MidJag: Future secondary protag?
04:14:15 Devastator: Yeah, I heard they get another guy who sticks around.
04:14:26 Devastator: and he's not nearly flashy/deformed enough to be a villain.
04:15:02 MidJag: The nonchalant yup it was pretty horrible sums up this show well
04:15:55 Devastator: Everyone calls you by your full name every single time.
04:16:24 MidJag: Wolf wood is a protag name if I ever heard it
04:16:26 Devastator: are there 12 of them?
04:17:59 MidJag: portachurch is not sometihng I expected him to pull out
04:18:13 Devastator: What would you expect?
04:18:34 Devastator: This is gunworld, so a gun?
04:18:39 MidJag: Just not like a literal minichurch
04:18:53 MidJag: But yes, a gun church would also be something I expected
04:19:59 Devastator: "It's a church, but also a gun."
04:20:17 Devastator: ..You sure you can handle Vash's confessions?
04:20:41 MidJag: I feel like Vash's confesional ends up in you not sleeping for a couple mof months
04:20:53 MidJag: And it probably takes like 3 hours
04:21:26 MidJag: Damn, tall girls gun is pretty damn strong
04:21:51 Devastator: He's Vash the Stampede, and his personal misfortune field is stronger than you.
04:22:48 MidJag: The sign of a man who forgot his gun
04:22:53 Devastator: means he has one, though.
04:22:59 MidJag: Also I wonder what the preachers gun is
04:23:02 Devastator: also was that his shoe knife?
04:23:23 Devastator: yeah, doesn't quite look right.
04:23:31 MidJag: Yeah how is Vash walking around?
04:23:42 Devastator: That's a question answered inside itself.
04:23:45 MidJag: I'll admit I'm suprised
04:24:02 MidJag: Maybe Vash is an offworlder
04:24:14 Devastator: also Wolfwood doesn't really do fear either.
04:24:30 MidJag: No not really, consdierng he just tried toknigfe a robo
04:24:44 MidJag: Also hey robos means Vash can actually go easy mode
04:24:48 Devastator: knife-fight a robot.
04:25:02 MidJag: Vash is a good fucking shot
04:25:02 Devastator: if he could do this normally, man.
04:25:13 MidJag: This would be a much shorter show :P
04:25:36 Devastator: Yeah, I guess this is where we get to see what he can actually do.
04:26:17 MidJag: Maybe Vash is an alien.
04:26:27 Devastator: he bleeds, so he isn't a robot.
04:26:52 MidJag: Has Vash ever taken off his clothing?
04:27:11 Devastator: Presumably, but we haven't seen it.
04:27:41 MidJag: ....I can't tell if Vash is serious that he lost 80 billion double dollars at poker
04:27:51 Devastator: No, don't think so.
04:27:53 MidJag: I feel like it's a joke, on the other hand i's vvash
04:28:11 Devastator: Vash handed his gun to someone else?
04:28:23 MidJag: Wait the preachers never shot a gun before?
04:28:29 Devastator: Yeah, I don't believe that.
04:28:43 MidJag: I don't either if only because this is gun world
04:28:54 MidJag: That man has shot a gun before
04:28:57 Devastator: Ahh, Vash just wanted proof.
04:29:37 MidJag: Why don't they just yell a random number and see if towrks
04:30:04 Devastator: ..did he rip a piece off that robot to throw at the other robot?
04:30:41 MidJag: Also dude seems to konw the ship
04:30:42 Devastator: "What happened back there"
04:31:18 Devastator: I'd question how, but all they would have to do is follow the dead robots.
04:32:03 MidJag: Welp found tall girls love intrest
04:32:34 Devastator: those must be ship-bits.
04:32:40 Devastator: the big metal shards sticking out of the ground.
04:32:58 MidJag: I want to see wha'ts in that cross
04:33:14 MidJag: Some kind of big long gun
04:33:18 MidJag: Kinda completes the trio
04:33:19 Devastator: Sounds about right.
04:33:44 MidJag: Vash has a big small gun, Meryl has a bunch of small guns , and Millie has a mrapidfiring stun gun
04:34:13 MidJag: I should probably go to bed after this one
04:34:19 MidJag: Unless it's a two parter or somehting
04:34:36 Devastator: this might be the second half of the last one, actually.
04:34:44 Devastator: they're just ina new town with a new character.
04:36:59 MidJag: I still don't see the girl that Vash knew
04:37:12 Devastator: like standing on water.
04:37:21 Devastator: I'll call out a time after the episode.
04:37:53 MidJag: Oh huh, so Vash does take his clothes off
04:38:01 Devastator: are we gonna get a look?
04:38:19 MidJag: I mean look he's not wearing his red jacket
04:38:37 MidJag: Vash is uhh pretty good
04:38:55 Devastator: however good you think Vash is, he's better than that.
04:39:09 MidJag: Vash is a very well armed pacifist
04:39:25 Devastator: I think it's more the man than the gun.
04:40:02 Devastator: although who knows, really.
04:40:04 MidJag: heh, not the most conivin v denial, but if it works it works
04:40:49 MidJag: Short girl is getting irritated
04:40:53 Devastator: You sure the insurance company wouldn't pay him to not do anything?
04:41:10 MidJag: Yeah I mean this seems to be what they want him to do
04:42:02 MidJag: I want to see that damn cross gun
04:43:18 MidJag: His gun does something weird damnit, and I want to seeeeee
04:43:31 Devastator: 'quick draw tournament'
04:43:59 MidJag: Jesus that's like setting Mike Tyson against an elemntery school boxing match
04:44:12 Devastator: well, it's a big city.
04:44:23 Devastator: more like taking Tyson out to a gym.
04:44:46 Devastator: ..that could happen, actually.
04:44:55 MidJag: I'm sure that has happened :P
04:45:05 Devastator: misfortune field and all that.
04:45:23 MidJag: I like how everyone just assumes it's not actually Vash
04:45:28 MidJag: ....fuck this is mad max
04:45:35 Devastator: it's not unthinkable.
04:46:04 Devastator: is he going to a gunfight while hammered?
04:46:16 Devastator: I mean, he'll probably still win, but gah.
04:46:34 Devastator: yeah, June, May, and December. Cities named after months.
04:47:12 MidJag: Hahahaha, tall girl is a treasure
04:47:51 Devastator: reminds me, I need to have Trence go drinking now that he absorbs poison.
04:48:16 MidJag: ....That guys arms look like they're on backwards
04:48:37 MidJag: Heh, see Vash is just going to a gunfight while hungoer
04:48:48 MidJag: Which is somewhat different
04:48:56 MidJag: But honestly probably worse
04:49:41 Devastator: hah, he was trying to miss at least one.
04:49:53 MidJag: That's why he was getting drunk, so he actually missed things :P
04:49:58 Devastator: "Nicholas D. Wolfwood."
04:50:28 MidJag: Huh, some of the whiskeys are like parody names
04:50:36 MidJag: And the other names are just normal
04:50:55 MidJag: ....Is that a very small man inside of a maneuqin?
04:51:02 Devastator: You're vash. Shoot their pants off or something.
04:51:57 MidJag: I guess he was just backwards
04:52:35 Devastator: Well, the inevitable final.
04:52:43 Devastator: Yeah, just have one of them drop out, and you're fine.
04:53:19 Devastator: Should have said "I don't want to fight Vash the Stampede."
04:53:51 Devastator: you'll sort this out.
04:53:52 MidJag: Yeah I mean going, I like to survive agaisnt the most dangerous man evver
04:54:09 Devastator: so you can get this done.
04:54:52 Devastator: That's more ridiculous than the usual impossible stuff by being less ridiculous.
04:55:43 MidJag: I guessed ketchup I'll be honest
04:56:19 MidJag: Tall girl could probbaly pick it up
04:56:32 MidJag: Huh, it's a bunch oof medium sized guns
04:56:40 MidJag: That is not what I was expecting I'll be hohenst
04:57:38 Devastator: lemme give you the timestamp.
04:59:12 Devastator: who is blue from RE: Zero.
04:59:38 MidJag: Does rem mean someting in Japenese?
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05:17:39 MJ: My computer just straight up crashed and said something about referencing memories that don’t exsist
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