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05:02:11 MidJag: What've you been up to?
05:04:56 MidJag: My project continues to drag itself toward completion, like some decaying zombie that refuses to die.
05:05:22 MidJag: And the labs damn centrifuge was broken, somehow
05:05:43 MidJag: I have no idea how one breaks the lid for it, but someone somehow did.
05:06:16 MidJag: But now it's slowlly ablating while we try to find a replacment.
05:21:29 MidJag: I found a fun bullet hellish game
ER
05:21:33 MidJag: Called vampire survivors
05:23:13 MidJag: Yeah, it's like a castlvania themed bullet hell where your guns autoshoot and you mostly mow down waves of infinite enemies.
05:23:25 MidJag: Pretty fun, lot more variety then I expected for the price
05:26:18 MidJag: You get a lot of weapons and it's all about getting weapon combos set up and synergies with the chareccters passives
05:28:56 MidJag: What's nice is that your choice of upgrades is random, but you are extremly likely to get roughly the build you want by the end of the run.
05:43:18 Devastator: gotta work on extinction.
05:55:31 Devastator: can I ask dumb fey questions?
05:57:13 Devastator: She's the fey queen, right? Is there a fey empress or is she on top?
05:59:39 ER: there's no empress, but it's not impossible that could happen some day. there are a few different monarchs
06:01:35 Devastator: is there some kinda formal ranking thing, or is it just law of the jungle?
06:04:33 ER: it's both at the same time :p
06:07:13 Devastator: I suppose I could slot in 'become fey empress' as a worthwile goal along with the existing two of 'become academically respected' or 'consume wizard that killed me as some kind of giant monster.'
06:07:19 Devastator: ie, pick one of them.
06:08:15 Devastator: because winning a possession roll doesn't feel epic enough.
06:09:13 Devastator: although it might, hmm.
06:09:15 MidJag: Ah yes the classic doctoral thesis of "kill a wizard" too many grad students just don't bother with it anymore, the wizard fight used to be a classical tenent of the thesis defense.
06:09:45 Devastator: if I like sneak into the guy's nightmare and possessian is done by some kinda mental nightmare-stalking that could work ok.
06:10:03 Devastator: basically the wizard needs to know he's been bested by the bird he killed offhandedly.
06:10:13 Devastator: possession roll might not do that.
06:10:23 Devastator: being shown up academically by a bird would be hella embarassing.
06:10:31 Devastator: and just getting eaten by a giant bird-monster also works.
06:10:54 MidJag: But the academicaly embrassed by a bird makes me laugh harder
06:10:57 Devastator: high-end fey royalty might be beyond caring.
06:11:01 Devastator: well, could do both.
06:11:08 Devastator: academically embarass by a giant bird-monster. ;-p
06:13:45 Devastator: well, they should be somewhat compatible. Learn about magic, learn how to make bodies..
06:13:52 Devastator: those things will be required for both.
06:16:54 MidJag: Oh neat, I keep meaning to read tha
06:17:46 Devastator: and there's extinction.
06:17:51 Devastator: where I have a buttload of save rolls to make
06:18:06 Devastator: mmm, lets roll them here.
06:18:41 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 7d10: 4 7 7 10 7 8 10 <Total: 53>
06:18:52 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 7d10: 3 2 3 7 7 10 5 <Total: 37>
06:19:29 Devastator: yeah, that's pretty good.
06:19:48 Devastator: Troubadore's taken one attack down, is blind and paralyzed, and lost status effect resistance.
06:21:04 Devastator: Now Dorren, that asshole, who has 80%.
06:21:07 Devastator: so only 9s and 10s count.
06:21:37 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 7d10: 5 10 7 3 5 2 4 <Total: 36>
06:21:49 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 7d10: 3 8 5 7 3 2 3 <Total: 31>
06:22:04 Devastator: Gets paralysis, which for him isn't the most important one.
06:23:02 Devastator: now how does dwarf do?
06:23:19 Devastator: (60%), 7+s are fails.
06:23:24 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 7d10: 4 8 10 9 3 6 10 <Total: 50>
06:23:36 Devastator: 50% now, 6+s are fails.
06:23:40 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 7d10: 5 7 4 9 10 1 10 <Total: 46>
06:24:29 Devastator: paralyzed, attack once, defense twice, magic attack once, status twice.
06:33:39 Devastator: ...Nobody has magic defense down.
06:34:00 Devastator: Well, Willis is hitting for a default of 9 whacks, so..
06:35:01 Devastator: Starstorm's a team effort!
06:35:10 Devastator: but no, they've all got double-fire, so it's like three whacks each.
06:35:47 Devastator: Troub took two from Sessha, Dorren took 2 from Sessha, and Dwarf took 3.
06:36:00 Devastator: that moves it to 5, 5, and 6.
06:37:52 Devastator: no wait, Sess has a metal potion.
06:37:56 ER: if we taught everybody Meditation and they used it through battle aura would they stack? :p
06:37:59 Devastator: that moves her to 3, 3, and 4.5.
06:38:55 Devastator: they took trivial damage from the lightning thing, but I'll only count that as 0.5 every other turn.
06:39:18 Devastator: 6, 6, and 10.5 is Badly Wounded, Scratched, and Almost Dead.
06:39:55 Devastator: mmm, no, it isn't that much. Double Heroism helps out too.
06:40:09 Devastator: Ligthly Wounded, Scrached, and Badly Wounded, then.
06:42:42 Devastator: except Dorren has only single fire resistance.
06:43:21 Devastator: Still scratched. ;-p
06:45:34 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d10: 8 <Total: 8>
06:46:44 Devastator: up to 10 now on Dorren.
06:48:07 Devastator: and he's Lightly Wounded.
06:50:00 Devastator: gonna give Chomp some status resistance penetration.
06:50:07 Devastator: because it isn't really a normal status effect.
06:50:28 Devastator: I'll say it reduces it 20%, but everyone gets at least 30% to wriggle free.
06:50:41 Devastator: Low this time. 4 or less.
06:50:46 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d10: 7 <Total: 7>
06:52:41 Devastator: Chomp is base 3+, so base attack, plus dragon, plus metal potion.
06:54:21 Devastator: should be a hair over 1.5. I'll just nudge it down.
06:56:00 Devastator: I'll do their turn and your allies tomorrow.
06:56:12 Devastator: but you did some good damage, even if defensive buffs made it look a lot less impressive.
07:07:12 Devastator: oh, one more dumb fey question.
07:07:54 Devastator: Do I have permission to add territory to the queens realm, should I dominate like a village or a town or something?
07:11:44 ER: human etc holdings which become fae holdings do not stay habitable
07:12:05 ER: they're set up in the ruin of an empire on purpose
07:12:39 Devastator: ahh, so incompatible with humanity then.
07:15:17 ER: they're happy to make deals and such, but they really hate technology
07:17:46 Devastator: Can work with that.
07:18:03 Devastator: take over the sewers or a cellar, maybe. Or a ruined building or two.
07:19:41 Devastator: sending in fighting orders.
07:19:55 Devastator: this body should be able to do damage if it gets a decent roll, unlike crow-boy. ;-p
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