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06:40:54 MidJag: The sunk ship offically sank
06:41:07 Devastator: They're pretty pissed, it's hilarious.
06:41:35 Devastator: the only things they had to escalate with were cards better saved for the big ground offensives.
06:43:53 Devastator: yeah, bunch of one-off cyberattacks and.. 50% more missiles than they fire every day!
06:44:01 MidJag: Big Brother doesn't like it when big ship gets destroyoed.
06:45:15 MidJag: But yeah I saw that about the cyber attacks, seems less then useful for a bunch of stuff that's probably hard to do again
06:48:56 Devastator: There's been a bunch before that, but yes.
06:54:34 MidJag: Still kinda suprised you haven't seen them try to blow up power stations or poision water plants or sort of affect the physical world with hacking
06:54:49 Devastator: Both of those have been tried.
06:54:58 Devastator: although 'poison water supplies via hacking' isn't really a thing.
07:19:10 MidJag: I thought there was some kind of attempt a while ago, don't think it was succseful though
07:22:41 Devastator: I'll start the game in eight minutes.
07:22:46 Devastator: the next cutscene is really good.
07:23:31 MidJag: I'm sorry
dev but I need to go to bed.
07:23:38 MidJag: I didn't realize how late it was
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08:43:08 syv: So it's not stable now with wifi *or * cellular
08:45:15 Devastator: I'll update Extinction some time.. today now.
08:45:45 Devastator: the ambush roll was kinda bad, so it'll go Party -> Enemy -> Allies -> Cleanup.
08:46:30 syv: t's bad news, but does make it sound better to focus down the BM
08:46:55 Devastator: Mathing that out now.
08:47:41 Devastator: BM has 9 slashes of HP.
08:49:35 Devastator: Sess does 4.5 with that trick shot straight off.
08:49:59 syv: It looked like they focused on elemental buffs, not phys, and we have the metal potion effect...
08:50:09 syv: But that still sounds like it's cutting it close.
08:50:17 syv: Some low rolls and he stays up comfortably/
08:50:20 Devastator: Trence does base triple, but the wind sword is not helping him in this fight.
08:50:33 Devastator: so does 2 more, for 6.5
08:50:52 Devastator: Vishy does 1.5 for 8.
08:51:06 Devastator: but I gotta recalculate it.
08:51:11 Devastator: for that debilitating poison.
08:52:05 Devastator: hit a defense debuff and he goes down.
08:52:09 Devastator: miss and he's still up.
08:52:38 syv: Erm, Trence only does triple damage of Vishy base?
08:52:46 syv: With attack dragon and power claw?
08:53:03 Devastator: Mmm, you're right, I missed the base dragon buff.
08:54:34 Devastator: that bumps it to 2x2 for 4x not 3x.
08:54:47 Devastator: but then it's 2/3 from the double-resist wind.
08:55:17 Devastator: so left with 1/27 of max HP.
08:55:23 Devastator: unless the defense debuff goes through.
08:55:37 Devastator: ..although that has a magic debuff check too, so..
08:55:43 Devastator: that should be close enough at that point to make it matter.
08:56:18 Devastator: relax, base odds are 70% each. That guy I'll give a 20% resistance to make it 50-50 for each one.
08:57:58 Devastator: I would be amused if you're less than 4% short of a kill again. ;-p
08:58:25 Devastator: You did that to Angrim, dropping him to 0.5 away. ;-p
08:58:57 syv: Need to buy Trence a bigger sword
08:59:17 Devastator: Yeah. Or to not fight guys with double-resistance to wind.
09:00:00 syv: Was I right that the BM would hitall our adds?
09:00:24 Devastator: Enemy turns like this are somewhat more complex.
09:00:47 Devastator: BM will have a big kaboom spell, but I figure it'll be 50-50 between hitgroup (you) and hitall.
09:00:55 Devastator: hitall would be worse, so I'll roll it.
09:01:03 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 3 <Total: 3>
09:01:10 Devastator: Nope, hitgroup for you.
09:01:23 syv: ...I'm not sure if I should be happy about that.
09:01:24 Devastator: really big, big, or medium?
09:01:30 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 1 <Total: 1>
09:01:42 Devastator: (These are rolled in context of enemies.)
09:01:49 syv: Okay, I'll be happy about it now
09:01:58 Devastator: Regular element or special?
09:02:00 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d10: 3 <Total: 3>
09:02:05 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d6: 1 <Total: 1>
09:02:32 Devastator: you get hit by Fireworks!
09:02:35 Devastator: Willis's spell. ;-p
09:02:56 Devastator: I'll name it something different.
09:03:35 Devastator: so about 4d10+8 fire damage to the group, one damage roll.
09:03:47 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 4d10: 1 9 2 9 <Total: 21(+8) = 29>
09:04:00 syv: It's just a smaller version of Meteor Strike
09:04:10 Devastator: Starfall is already taken.
09:04:13 Devastator: could call it Comet.
09:04:32 Devastator: nah, I'll call it Magma Blast.
09:04:34 syv: And would also be very amusing to have Willis follow up with the strong version of spell, with a buff too.
09:04:57 syv: ...Assuming he doesn't go down.
09:05:22 Devastator: Nah, not from that spell.
09:05:23 syv: Did you roll for the poison on the BM already? >.>
09:05:30 Devastator: No, I'll save that for writing it.
09:05:36 syv: 29 damage for 1 of 4 enemies
09:05:47 syv: One of whom also doublecasts
09:05:51 Devastator: this is just me amusing myself by caculating the damage for the BM which might not happen.
09:05:58 Devastator: also, it's not 29 damage.
09:06:04 Devastator: I'm going through it so you can see.
09:06:24 Devastator: Yeah, you guys have resistance.
09:06:33 Devastator: T has one rank and 3 MDR.
09:06:43 Devastator: Willis has one rank (from the web shooters) and 1 MDR.
09:06:51 syv: Oh, he does have magic defense
09:07:06 Devastator: Sessh has one rank and 2 MDR.
09:07:22 Devastator: Vishy's naked, and has zero.
09:08:07 Devastator: So T takes 17, Willis takes 19, Sessha takes 18, and Vishy takes 29.
09:08:17 Devastator: Yeah, this is a bit past his league.
09:08:26 Devastator: resistances matter, man.
09:08:29 syv: That's barely past scratch damage for us.
09:08:37 Devastator: well, he coulda rolled for a bigger spell.
09:08:42 syv: The BM rolled a small spell
09:09:09 Devastator: If he had a big spell, might be out of mana. I'd just have him with a small spell for next turn, and then empty.
09:09:17 Devastator: medium, he'd get a couple more of those.
09:09:25 syv: It does make me wonder if even a buffed meteor strike is worth it.
09:09:44 syv: 2/3 resist for Troubadour and Speardwarf.
09:09:51 syv: 1/3 on Dorren, but he's a pile of HP.
09:10:05 Devastator: buffed meteor strike, cast on you guys, would be 12d20+16
09:10:21 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 12d20: 10 10 15 15 9 4 3 1 1 7 7 8 <Total: 90(+16) = 106>
09:10:47 Devastator: It doesn't work that way for you, but..
09:10:57 Devastator: You'd feel it, though. ;-p
09:11:10 syv: It wouldn't kill us because it's a low roll.
09:11:19 Devastator: and hell, it might be +32 not +16, I wasn't being too careful.
09:11:52 syv: "The enemy party is one Champion, one Assassin, and one Arcane Archer."
09:12:09 syv: *Arcane archer spends one round buffing, the other two do nothing*
09:12:27 syv: *Arcane archer kills everyone in our party except Sessha*
09:13:18 syv: You know, this makes me want to give him a staff even more ;P
09:13:19 Devastator: Nah, you guys have one rank, so..
09:13:45 Devastator: buffed meteor strike is the kind of spell you feel through two ranks of resistance. Not too many spells like that.
09:14:26 syv: Trence has 99 HP, so with 149 damage he goes down even with 33% resist
09:14:55 syv: ...Though I forget the elemental ring's precise buff.
09:15:07 Devastator: it's subtracted after resistance.
09:15:12 Devastator: one rank to all six base elements.
09:15:19 syv: Still, certainly within the range of 12d20+32
09:15:30 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 12d20: 17 10 9 9 6 16 19 1 15 9 12 8 <Total: 131(+32) = 163>
09:15:35 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 12d20: 8 2 17 3 18 19 6 8 9 6 12 15 <Total: 123(+32) = 155>
09:15:37 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 12d20: 2 15 10 18 5 20 18 13 4 4 2 6 <Total: 117(+32) = 149>
09:15:53 syv: 60.7% chance of hitting at least 154
09:16:31 syv: +16 puts it down to 28.5% chance
09:16:37 Devastator: So is Trence, really.
09:16:45 syv: Trence might be the scariest
09:17:08 syv: The hell is Alice going to be
09:17:24 Devastator: Someone on your level.
09:17:37 Devastator: I mean, it isn't like the four swords aren't scary.
09:18:33 syv: I feel like we actually might end up matching them, through means aside from bullshit and dragon.
09:18:36 Devastator: Hi, I have a sword that instakills, then tries three elements, and instakills you if you're not at least double-resistant to each one.
09:19:17 Devastator: Oh, and I go first in combat.
09:19:38 syv: Dorren does seem to have Willis beat
09:19:39 Devastator: You don't know the damage die for that weapon when it doesn't instakill.
09:19:59 Devastator: I told Irony once. Irony has since forgotten.
09:20:22 syv: IIRC you said it does "absolute" damage, or something?
09:20:24 Devastator: I will admit, it's not overall more broken than Dragon, but only the upper-level dragons.
09:20:31 Devastator: That term works best, yes.
09:20:33 syv: There was a step above massive on the damage table.
09:20:36 Devastator: but it's in a class of its own.
09:20:53 Devastator: It's certainly more broken than stage 2 dragon.
09:21:32 Devastator: The step above massive is 'extreme'
09:21:39 Devastator: Absolute works fine for that sword, yes.
09:22:33 Devastator: Dorren can't hit like Willis, but he'll have some fresh brand of bullshit in every single encounter.
09:22:50 Devastator: Arngrim you haven't seen at his best.
09:23:29 syv: How does Carina compare to Sessha?
09:23:31 Devastator: You've seen most of what Carina can do, but she hasn't entered battle while berzerk yet.
09:23:39 syv: I feel like Carina's a little better.
09:23:43 Devastator: Carina should win one-on-one, but not hugely.
09:24:13 Devastator: If forced to recall at half, Sessha should have a decent chance.
09:28:57 Devastator: It's tough, but you should be able to beat it if you get some upgrades during act III.
09:30:22 syv: That's the way it should be~
09:31:51 Devastator: they won't be packing Recall spells as half-health contigencies when acting as the endbosses.
09:36:15 Devastator: I'm glad the bosses are working out this well.
09:43:43 Devastator: yeah, could easily have flopped.
09:47:58 Devastator: Might be that they're not showing up that often.
10:07:43 Devastator: A KA-52 helicopter was armed with MANPADS as air-air missiles.
10:14:55 Devastator: nah, nothing special. Got a mount for that.
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12:13:32 syv: Does the Revengeance final boss really rant about memes and the economy?
12:17:29 ER: well, the memes guy is one of the mid bosses
12:18:05 ER: armstrong does say "CHECKED THE INTERNET LATELY?" at which raiden does actually check the internet using his robobody
12:18:26 ER: and then raiden says "the memes..." because he'd already talked to monsoon, the meme guy
12:20:59 ER: armstrong starts off as an obnoxious nationalistic american who loves to do war for profit and glory, and then halfway through fighting him he says "lol that was a lie" and explains and he's just hamming it up as a war obsessed conservative to get elected as president, at which point he plans to use his power to create some kind of hyper libertarian utopia
12:21:16 ER: where there are no wars but people do murder one another over ideology
12:25:53 syv: I am watching the bossfight
12:26:02 syv: And god damn this is some game
12:26:27 syv: The gameplay itself doesn't interest me, but I have no idea how to take the ranting
12:29:25 syv: It's... basically an internet flame war
12:29:58 syv: But one is a bishie robot super ninja, and the other is a parody of... American Man?
12:32:58 syv: He actually says "make america great again"
12:33:34 syv: I knew it was around as a saying before Trump took it
12:34:14 ER: I don't remember when MGR is actually supposed to take place, armstrong might have been intending to run in *that* election
12:37:05 ER: played college ball, you know!
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13:13:36 syv: To make it better, Armstrong *actually* uses flame powers at the end
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21:25:01 Topic for #einsteinianroulette: Fleshorrors dream of feline BASS
21:25:01 Topic set by syv [Saturday 22 May 2021, 04:44:55]
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23:37:49 MJ: Now on to step two of a billion.
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