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02:51:33 Devastator: need some time to get through chores before starting, but can run something.
02:53:00 ER: I'd like that light armor, I think.
02:59:13 syv: Oh, note that it should be 11/12. Solun hit that boko.
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03:41:50 MidJag: Apperently that nasa helicopter flew
03:41:56 MidJag: Which is pretty damn cool
03:47:35 Devastator: Yeah, I heard that.
03:49:41 MidJag: Apperentlly they fixed the software.
03:55:56 ER: so when will we game,
Devastator? :3
03:56:09 Devastator: about another hour.
03:58:33 MidJag: How long is the game expected to go?
03:59:34 Devastator: until I get tired or I lose the ability to take notes.
03:59:56 Devastator: these spontaneous text adventure things can be pretty brutal, so I can't keep them up for too long.
04:01:55 ER: I'm kind of nervious about Henric's action there
04:03:05 Devastator: It's a good name for Roll to Knight.
04:05:07 ER: but yeah, sticking his hand into that shell is already pretty hazardous to him.
04:05:27 ER: if he fails to shield his flame it'll be hazardous to them as well
04:05:44 Devastator: yeah, that sounds super risky.
04:05:55 ER: and if he succeeds, only the gods of chaotic magic effects know what'll happens
04:05:56 Devastator: like 'roll three dice' for it to work.
04:06:11 ER: well it ain't a 3d6 system for nothing ;p
04:06:18 Devastator: yeah, like three times.
04:06:27 Devastator: once to get through the white barrier, which probably will be hard.
04:06:32 Devastator: and twice to find out what the thing does.
04:06:38 Devastator: (one for it, one for bird)
04:06:47 Devastator: and maybe a fourth for the actual fire magic itself, if it gets a roll.
04:07:54 ER: perhaps a roll to stop when fourteen says to, because you're sticking your hand into HURT UNDEAD JUICE when the mage who's making it is RIGHT THERE AND ON YOUR SIDE
04:08:18 Devastator: That would make sense, too.
04:14:45 syv: Would Fourteen be willing to just dispel it?
04:14:53 syv: That'd make sense, at this point.
04:15:42 syv: His idea certainly seems clever, beyond Fourteen's spell blocking him.
04:19:39 ER: 1: just do his action as stated and get somewhere between a missing hand and a dead henric
04:20:00 ER: 2: roll for observation or something and let the dice decide if henric goes through with this
04:20:31 ER: or 3: just let Fourteen's warning be enough to make him stop, thus stalling and giving the player another chance
04:21:33 ER: I think I'll just go for three
04:22:06 ER: if henric did this nerds would complain about the plot hole that fourteen could have just dispelled the barrier~
04:24:01 Devastator: mind if I tell
NJW that the sphere would have murdered him?
04:26:32 ER: mostly down to determination as it was introducing bird to water, but hurtier
04:26:55 ER: would have taken off the hand at the least, since *physical* damage isn't really roll-dependant
04:27:29 Devastator: well, if this all fails horribly, bird can try the other method of getting free of bad firelady.
04:27:50 Devastator: (although I still think snake god eating the fire should work, if be risky.)
04:28:24 ER: I mean, if you wanna talk about it it's fairly likely that Fourteen would wanna help you murder firelady :p
04:28:46 ER: though there's not much you personally can contribute to that, really
04:29:34 Devastator: an example might be very handy to learn from.
04:29:59 ER: could happen if enough people work together on it, and it would certainly qualify as a heroic quest with associated levelup...
04:30:47 Devastator: There's also the possibility of trying to outcompete firelady. If the bird burns enough stuff, quickly enough, it'll end up only slightly weaker than firelady and can try again then.
04:31:52 Devastator: but yeah, being an example and working with the others sounds like a possibility, even if Moldbin needs to burn stuff to keep the urges in check. Don't think he'll spiral into extreme pyromania in only a couple days, if he's cautious about it.
04:32:16 syv: So Turkey's national sport is topless oil wrestling.
04:32:25 syv: This isn't relevant, I just wanted to bring it up.
04:32:45 Devastator: Don't know enough about how it works to try and finesse it at this point, but doesn't have to stay that way.
04:32:51 Devastator: (ie, make other options)
04:33:16 Devastator: and feeding fire power to snake god, if that can work.
04:33:21 ER: so the internet informed me that titanfall 2 is on sale for 7.50
04:33:47 Devastator: well, was planning on starting about the hour. But if you want another day, can put it off again.
04:33:54 Devastator: just be more prep time, really.
04:33:58 Devastator: no worries at having too much.
04:34:05 ER: which is fairly cheap, and the story mode seems to be very worth it, and it's also I guess a game we could play together if we wanted though I'm not sure if it's our kinda thing
04:44:00 MidJag: fuck. I managed to create a techincal issue that I'm not even sure how to explain to myself much less my proffesor.
04:46:07 MidJag: So near as I can tell I somehow managed to share a word doc as though it was a google doc without realizing it when I emailed it to somebody, I then used that document as a template for another project with the same format and somehow overwrote it rathre then saveing it as a differnt file despite naming it a different thing.
04:46:30 MidJag: Now the good news is that somehow the old version was preserved as the old version as though it was a google doc.
04:46:49 Devastator: plus since you e-mailed it you can get it from your outbox.
04:47:16 MidJag: See that's the weird part, somehow it even overwrote that.
04:47:51 MidJag: So that when the proffesor looked at it a month later she saw a tottally differnt document.
04:48:29 MidJag: So now I somehow have to explain this to her despite her not really knowing anything about any part of word beyond the absolute basics.
04:49:49 MidJag: Hell I don't think she knows what google docs is.
04:53:31 MidJag: oh well, this is probably a tommorow problem.
05:02:53 Devastator: Okay, in classic fashion..
05:04:42 Devastator: You are in your cage, where you have been been for years. It is not yet feeding time. The lights are bright and far above you. You can see out into the hallway, through a set of thick metal bars. The floor is grayish rock. The rest of your cage is to the north and east of here.
05:06:04 Devastator: You wait. You relax on the nice warm stone under the lights.
05:07:01 Devastator: As you sleep, you feel your mind expanding, growing to encompass a huge number of subjects and all manner of scientific details. This is the knowledge of a lifetime, knowledge that one such as you has never known before, in all history.
05:08:16 Devastator: You are in your cage, where you have been for years. It is not yet feeding time. The lights are bright, made by a mixture of modern diodes and thermal emitters, for warmth as well as light. The floor is made of grayish-panted synthetic stone, warmed by something below the rocks. The bars are made of solid steel. The rest of your cage is to the north and east.
05:10:22 Devastator: You are in your cage. This is the water room and play area. From the wall is trough, refilled from a pipe below the surface. It is quite large, large enough for you to cool yourself in, should you wish to bathe. It is about half-full of water. The ground is slightly sloped here to handle spills. There is a large hard rubber ball here.
05:11:19 Devastator: There are no bars here!
05:12:16 Devastator: (Not in this room. Just walls.)
05:12:56 Devastator: You stick your head in the trough, trying to grip the end of the pipe in your sharp teeth. There isn't anything to get a grip on, simply a small grill flush to the wall.
05:13:24 Devastator: >You drink. Ahh, refreshing.
05:13:52 Devastator: You are in your cage, where you have been for years. It is not yet feeding time. The lights are bright, made by a mixture of modern diodes and thermal emitters, for warmth as well as light. The floor is made of grayish-panted synthetic stone, warmed by something below the rocks. The bars are made of solid steel. The rest of your cage is to the north and east.
05:14:11 ER: > bend the bars with magic!
05:14:32 Devastator: You try to bend the bars. They are solid, but you are strong.
05:15:22 Devastator: Eventually, after struggling, you end up exhausted, not quite having enough leverage to use the large muscles of your full body on all the bars.
05:16:11 ER: > no no, magic. you know, like knowledge and shit?
05:16:24 Devastator: You don't know anything about magic!
05:16:46 ER: then what do you call that light nonsense?
05:17:12 Devastator: The lights are powered by electricity!
05:17:29 MidJag: >pull a light down maybe we can use the structure of it as a lever
05:17:40 ER: right, one of the kinds of magic
05:17:52 Devastator: >You can't reach the lights! You can jump well, but they are at least a dozen feet in the air above you.
05:19:14 MidJag: >knock the ball into the lights?
05:19:51 MidJag: >go back to the play room and pull the ball with us to the sleeping room
05:20:16 Devastator: You are in your cage. This is the water room and play area. From the wall is trough, refilled from a pipe below the surface. It is quite large, large enough for you to cool yourself in, should you wish to bathe. It is about half-full of water. The ground is slightly sloped here to handle spills. There is a large hard rubber ball here.
05:20:44 Devastator: (I'll be helpful, but it's a text adventure. You want Verb Noun in general.
05:21:01 Devastator: >You don't have hands!
05:21:11 Devastator: or Verb Noun with Noun, say.
05:22:14 Devastator: You see a fine figure of a Panthera leo, in fine health and the prime of life. Thanks to the nutritious diet, attentive care, and exercise sessions, you are in fine shape.
05:22:34 Devastator: >You have the feeling that feeding time will come soon.
05:23:58 Devastator: >Splash! You paddle around comfortably for a while, and are now wet.
05:24:05 Devastator: >You have the feeling that feeding time will come soon.
05:25:12 Devastator: You are in your cage, where you have been for years. Feeding time is soon. The lights are bright, made by a mixture of modern diodes and thermal emitters, for warmth as well as light. The floor is made of grayish-panted synthetic stone, warmed by something below the rocks. The bars are made of solid steel. The rest of your cage is to the north and east.
05:26:10 Devastator: You claw the floor for some time, trying to increase the capability of your paws, in a way you never properly considered before.
05:26:35 Devastator: It doesn't work yet, but for some reason you feel that this is possible for you, if you had just a bit more assitance or the right equipment to help you do this.
05:26:56 Devastator: A bell rings. The feeding area is in the north-east portion of your cage.
05:27:26 MidJag: My apologies I need to go to bed.
05:27:51 MidJag: Goodnight, my apolgoies I can't stay up longer
dev.
05:27:54 Devastator: should poke
syv too.
05:27:57 Devastator: Well, there's always logs.
05:28:01 Devastator: can someone link jaggers the logs?
05:28:11 MidJag: I've got a link already
05:31:04 Devastator: You are in your cage. The northeast area has some softer material on the ground, looks like woven mats of a woody substance. Above you are lights. There is a slot in the wall where your food comes through, but it is now closed. To the east is a strong metal door. On the floor here is a biodegradable tray full of tasty looking meat along with good-smelling lumps of unidentifiable...
05:31:06 Devastator: ...material. Also here is a large soft plastic toy log.
05:33:47 Devastator: >You pick up the meat in your mouth. Even though you are now much more intelligent, you feel you can only keep yourself from eating it for so long.
05:34:19 ER: write "HI" on floor with meat
05:35:16 Devastator: >You spill tasty juices on the floor in the shape of writing. ..but you aren't sure what it'll accomplish. You haven't seen anyone else here for days.
05:36:42 ER: surely if there's a lion, someone must want to look at lion
05:36:57 Devastator: >You remember that normally you see several people each day.
05:38:48 Devastator: >Yum! You are now satiated.
05:43:06 Devastator: You head southeast.
05:44:18 Devastator: This is the largest section of the cage, with a real dirt floor and plants on it. Even a large real wooden log. There are more bars between you and the hallway to the south, and another door to the east.
05:44:45 Devastator: You know the door to the east leads to another dirt room, and they sometimes open it when they want you to meet another animal or another animal to meet you.
05:48:03 Devastator: >You pound on the door, making a series of loud bangs. Unfortunately it seems the door was made to be able to resist a large lion, and you hear no response to your knocks.
05:53:52 ER: looking at other things for a bit
05:54:12 ER: we can do tomorrow since
syv doesn't seem to be looking
05:54:29 Devastator:
syv said he wasn't super interested. Jaggers sounded neat enough.
05:54:53 Devastator: but things might get a little more interesting once you're out of the cage.
05:56:20 ER: I was planning to figure out a way to talk and then ask for mates
05:57:13 Devastator: Have to find someone first.
05:57:23 Devastator: and hope you can find another lion.
06:00:16 ER: well, the point is that we won't have to look
06:00:24 ER: we just get our minions to find one
06:16:21 ER: I guess lions must be fairly willing to fuck other big cats since there's crossbreeds and stuff?
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