ERLOG 2021-04-07

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03:20:39 Devastator: heay.
03:24:40 ER: haey,
03:26:23 ER: anything new?
03:32:52 Devastator: this and that.
03:32:59 Devastator: sorry, not much.
03:34:34 ER: was running a... cooking-themed god game RTD on some discord
03:36:38 Devastator: heh
03:36:42 Devastator: that sounds intriguing.
03:36:45 Devastator: http://youtu.be/WmCIwGH_1wo
03:36:57 Devastator: "Sand was cleared down here, so we can put you to work worshipping those antelopes"
03:38:50 ER: gods have a mostly blank universe to try (and fail because RTD) to shape, with the goal of creating delicious things
03:39:34 ER: naturally, eldritch horror ensues
03:42:04 Devastator: of course!
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03:51:50 ER: sy sy
03:52:26 Devastator: aye
03:54:03 ER: hey syv, I like you
03:55:12 syv: aye
03:55:16 syv: Hello Egan.
03:57:32 Devastator: so what sort of eldritch cooking entities resulted from that?
03:58:01 ER: parasitic caviar
03:58:09 Devastator: oh that sounds like a hoot.
03:58:19 ER: that one wasn't even misroll nonsense, that was intended :p
03:59:30 ER: at some point someone rolled a 2 and I thought that it would be boring for nothing to happen so I made a little invasion of fleshhorror spiders based off of PW's eldergod generator
04:42:30 Devastator: so 'fumble' 'fleshhorrors' partial success success perfect success overshoot?
04:44:31 ER: fleshhorrors fleshhorrors fleshhorrors fleshhorrors fleshhorrors fleshorrors
04:49:57 syv: Fleshorrors
04:52:03 syv: Hrm, that's a good improvement to RTD.
04:52:30 syv: 1:Critfail. 2:Spiders. 3:Spiders+Success. 4:Success. 5:Critical. 6:Overshoot.
04:53:09 ER: needs ore spiders
04:53:59 syv: I apparently knocked a kid unconscious, by using the word "axiomatic".
04:54:45 ER: the older I get the dumber kids seem
04:56:17 syv: I'd say this one's the dumbest I've ever met.
04:56:58 ER: in what context do you know them?
04:57:17 syv: Through an AoTTG discord.
04:57:54 ER: how... did they apparently get knocked out by the word axiomatic?
04:58:21 syv: They were complaining to me about feeling bad because they hadn't slept all night.
04:58:45 syv: I called something axiomatic, which confused him, and then he looked it up and tried to figure out what I meant.
04:59:03 syv: Sent me a few confused messages, then disappeared, presumably because he fell asleep.
04:59:10 syv: But mostly I'm joking.
04:59:31 ER: there's a game called axiom verge
04:59:38 ER: which is a good name for a game
04:59:42 ER: or an anything, really
05:00:01 syv: Bitcoin Realtor.
05:00:14 ER: no
05:00:18 ER: bitcoin bad
05:01:02 syv: :(
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05:03:10 MidJag_: lo
05:03:18 Devastator: heya.
05:03:20 ER: hi
05:03:27 Devastator: you know, stuck in the same building for a week in cata.
05:03:29 MidJag_: how're you all?
05:03:30 Devastator: I should make booze.
05:03:37 MidJag_: That tends to be my plan
05:03:38 Devastator: I did find a still, after all.
05:03:41 ER: sy and I will play black desert online, maybe?
05:03:49 MidJag_: What is that exactlly?
05:03:53 Devastator: I've seen ads for it.
05:03:54 ER: I don't even know if I like MMOs
05:04:02 Devastator: is it actually good?
05:04:09 ER: but it's worth a click on. probably
05:04:12 syv: One of the videos for it had a gun.
05:04:16 syv: Also it's free.
05:04:26 syv: I am a very simple person.
05:04:34 MidJag_: heh
05:04:37 ER: was free...
05:05:17 ER: hopefully it won't make us do too much bullshit before we get to see each other
05:05:45 MidJag_: We should play vallheim sometime.
05:05:55 MidJag_: I might have time this weekend?
05:06:06 syv: I work this weekend.
05:06:08 Devastator: "You have made 60 units of Vodka Wort"
05:06:13 syv: So that'd be perfect. -.-
05:06:17 Devastator: I hate when that happens. ;-p
05:07:13 MidJag_: Heh
05:07:38 syv: "(Mandatory) Agree to collection and use of personal information."
05:07:46 syv: At least they're honest.
05:08:02 MidJag_: It turns out I got my formal date wrong, so yeah, I should be free this weekend.
05:08:32 syv: Uh. Is it another time, you mean?
05:08:41 MidJag_: Yes.
05:08:49 MidJag_: It's the weekend after this one.
05:09:03 ER: stoopid launcher programs
05:09:09 Devastator: oh, you need to build a still.
05:09:21 Devastator: I mean a vat.
05:09:25 Devastator: it has to be something specific.
05:10:24 syv: "DRUGS! VIOLENCE! IN-GAME PURCHASES!"
05:10:39 MidJag_: Hey, I mean those are like two of my faovrite things right there~
05:10:54 syv: Yeah, but why do they have to come with number 3?
05:11:32 ER: if 1 is pee and 2 is poo, what is 3?
05:11:35 ER: vomit?
05:12:28 syv: There's a lot of excretions to choose from.
05:12:31 syv: Tears?
05:12:41 MidJag_: mucus?
05:21:54 Devastator: earwax
05:22:33 MidJag_: Bile?
05:23:23 Devastator: phlegm
05:23:40 MidJag_: Sweat?
05:23:42 Devastator: which is good word, it sounds just as disgusting as it is.
05:24:01 ER: tiiiny text
05:24:28 Devastator: well, 8 units of barley turning into vodka. Any guess at how many drinks I'll get out of it?
05:25:56 MidJag_: Like 30 shots? I have no idea how much barley that is, nor what the conversaion rate of barely to vodka is
05:26:31 Devastator: I don't know either.
05:26:57 Devastator: alcohol is quite handy when training skill, really.
05:27:06 Devastator: found a very efficient way to regain focus.
05:27:16 MidJag_: I've found it to have the opposite effect frankly but that's just me~
05:27:29 Devastator: Yes, it's amusing seeing it laid out like that.
05:27:56 Devastator: but if you have a mp3 player going, some fun books, a pile of ammo, and a few shots..
05:28:37 Devastator: you shoot the gun a bunch of times, read a chapter, shoot gun, read chapter, shoot gun, read chapter, shoot gun, read chapter, and then have a drink halfway through the process, you get very, very high morale and a lot of focus.
05:28:45 MidJag_: heh
05:29:18 ER: yeah, for some reason the description text when selecting a character class is really tiny
05:29:24 ER: and the character model is yuge
05:29:48 MidJag_: Weird.
05:29:50 ER: I guess they expect me to select based on how hot they are
05:30:17 Devastator: seemed that way from the ads.
05:30:53 ER: "giant scythe"
05:31:53 MidJag_: What are the char options?
05:32:16 ER: hey, this is is link
05:32:19 ER: there's a lot
05:32:33 ER: and not all of them have names I understand
05:32:50 ER: like, we have archer and warrior
05:33:05 ER: but also "Lhan" and "Shai"
05:34:03 ER: ah, there's a the valkyrie
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05:39:06 ER: oh wait
05:39:24 ER: there's a class called valkyrie which isn't the one I called the valkyrie
05:40:29 MidJag_: Intresting
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05:44:32 MidJag_: Hmm, and now my spotify has transitioned to Metal, celtic punk, regular punk and added in horropunk. Intresting choice, but I'm down
05:46:51 Devastator: punked
05:47:07 ER: hehehe
05:48:51 Devastator: "The vodka wash froze solid before you could finish"
05:48:57 Devastator: oh fuck me, how the hell can I deal with that?
05:49:02 MidJag_: fire?
05:49:31 Devastator: it's indoors.
05:49:39 Devastator: I could put a brazier or something down, actually.
05:49:40 Devastator: that'd do it.
05:49:59 MidJag_: how the hell did vodka freeze?
05:50:06 MidJag_: Wait...
05:50:11 Devastator: That's what I'm asking, although it isn't quite vodka yet.
05:50:19 MidJag_: Weren't you distilling it?
05:50:41 Devastator: yeah, it's at the point where the yeast gives up.
05:50:42 MidJag_: That already invovles fire
05:50:45 Devastator: not distilled yet.
05:50:51 MidJag_: Ah
05:50:57 MidJag_: Well I could...kinda see that?
05:51:35 Devastator: yeah, looking it up.
05:51:44 Devastator: 10% alcohol freezes at -4 degrees.
05:51:54 Devastator: the real question is because fermentation produces heat.
05:52:43 MidJag_: right
05:52:49 MidJag_: I mean the yeast could die?
05:53:00 MidJag_: Like in terms of freezing or something?
05:53:49 Devastator: yeah, but it should be fine in all honesty. I didn't let it sit for like a day or something.
05:53:57 Devastator: it finished up just a few minutes ago.
05:54:00 MidJag_: Ah
05:58:45 Devastator: I'll just do a brazier, it'll work. I did something like that to get an unfrozen sewage sample because I wanted to see if I could do it.
05:59:32 Devastator: although in that case it was outside so I just spilled some lamp oil on the road and lit it. Did that by accident earlier and found 1000 units burns for literal days.
06:00:07 MidJag_: I foget, CCDA has seaosn right?
06:01:51 ER: yeah
06:02:04 ER: for a while you would start in spring by default
06:02:17 ER: but it was really early spring so you'd get frostbite
06:02:22 MidJag_: Right.
06:02:29 MidJag_: Is dev in winter?
06:08:05 Devastator: I picked an early winter start, yes.
06:08:16 Devastator: hasn't been much of an issue, except lack of berries.
06:08:20 Devastator: clothing isn't rare.
06:10:28 MidJag_: Just once I want to see a post apoloypse game in the south, were the winter isn't so bad compared to summer where it would turn into managing water and over heating. Would Just be a fun turn around.~
06:10:51 Devastator: there's plenty of overheating in the summer.
06:11:20 MidJag_: I guess I never survived long enough in Cada for that to be an issue
06:23:42 Devastator: the brazier isn't heating it up that much.
06:23:45 MidJag_: hmm
06:23:49 Devastator: I'll give it more time, but I might need two braziers.
06:23:54 MidJag_: campfire?
06:23:59 Devastator: indoors?
06:24:03 Devastator: that's risky.
06:24:16 MidJag_: What's a little fire compared to the joys of alcholol
06:24:24 MidJag_: which I will one day learn to spell
06:25:01 Devastator: I'll toss in 200 charcoal next and see if that boosts it.
06:25:11 Devastator: and then 200 literal coal.
06:25:15 MidJag_: cool.
06:25:20 Devastator: if that's not enough, I might need to light it during the day.
06:26:21 MidJag_: mmm
06:26:31 Devastator: it'll be less cold, and an extra ten degrees or such might help.
06:26:39 MidJag_: Could be.
06:39:01 Devastator: 'the fire will last between 20 more hours and one more day'
06:39:03 Devastator: should be good overnight.
06:41:24 Devastator: nope, morning, it's noticeably warmer, but the vat is still frozen. I'll make a second brazier.
06:42:34 MidJag_: wow
06:42:38 MidJag_: That is a cold night then
06:52:00 Devastator: three braziers aren't enough. Next stop: fireplace.
06:52:24 Devastator: astoundingly I have plenty of rocks. I got them from a home improvement hardware store because I thought I might build one..
06:52:32 Devastator: oh, need a shovel. I should have one somewhere too.
07:00:09 Devastator: okay, the fireplace puts out more heat. This should do it.
07:02:42 MidJag_: nice
07:04:12 Devastator: hopefully. It was enough to unfreeze a can of cola I left sitting near there.
07:06:06 Devastator: if this doesn't work, I'm setting it on fire for a moment. ;-p
07:06:22 Devastator: (I might actually do that. I have a fire extinguisher.
07:06:41 Devastator: ..I can't believe I made a fireplace just for this.. and it didn't work.
07:09:05 Devastator: ...
07:09:11 Devastator: why didn't I just set it up in a basement?
07:09:14 Devastator: where it's warmer?
07:09:17 Devastator: agg, /me is dum.
07:09:31 MidJag_: ....
07:10:02 MidJag_: fireplace+basment?
07:11:58 Devastator: yes.
07:12:10 Devastator: It's cata, but that's where basements are IRL.
07:12:15 Devastator: furnaces.
07:15:05 MidJag_: Ah right.
07:15:15 MidJag_: The thing that alabama houses don't habe
07:19:19 MidJag_: Well I should go to bed.
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07:40:39 Devastator: looks like only enough for 56 drinks.
07:41:10 Devastator: (set up two more braziers outside, which seems to have done it. I should really make more booze though, while I've got these fires burning. The lamp oil isn't easy to replace.
07:50:32 Devastator: I have some sugar, so i'll make whiskey with the remaining barley. Only 4 left, so this'll make.. 28 drinks.
07:57:29 Devastator: ..and the leg hits zero HP!
08:05:46 syv: HOW many braziers do you have now?
08:28:33 Devastator: five and a fireplace.
08:28:38 Devastator: they literally only take sheet metal.
08:28:46 Devastator: 1x sheet metal.
08:28:59 Devastator: so cut it off a car.
08:29:07 Devastator: it's the lamp oil that's rarish.
08:29:11 Devastator: but I had a bunch already.
08:29:31 Devastator: next time I get some fat I'm gonna make more.
08:36:13 Devastator: walls don't seem to affect heat dissapation any, and the vat was right next to a wall, so..
08:40:08 syv: Just surround it in fire.
08:45:01 Devastator: ..that's basically what I did, syv.
08:49:35 syv: Yeah.
08:49:40 syv: I was pointing out the absurdity.
08:59:07 Devastator: the absurdity is the mash vat freezing in what turned out to be 27 degrees F.
08:59:16 Devastator: (I got a thermostat)
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17:58:59 ER: dang
17:59:06 ER: I want PS updates >.>
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22:43:17 MidJag: lo
22:45:17 ER: hey
22:45:20 MidJag: how're you?
22:47:01 ER: blorble
22:47:19 MidJag: I see.
22:47:27 MidJag: blorble is quite the emotion
22:48:46 MidJag: well you been up to anythimng?
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