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03:21:50 MidJag: nah, I have a homework thing to do so I'm sadlly sober.
03:22:03 MidJag: Though oddly enough I was actualy healthy, I went on a run.
03:24:38 MidJag: Have to give a write up on this cave where archeologists found a very very short species of hominids
03:31:58 Devastator: Any new scoops on them?
03:34:02 MidJag: Nothing particuarlly, mostly just some more stuff that suggests they were most likelly a different speicies of hominin rather then like very diseased H.Sapiens
03:40:21 Devastator: I don't think they found any furred feet.
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04:50:04 MidJag_: H.florensis did actually have rather large feet.
04:56:40 Devastator: did they do any artwork?
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05:15:42 MidJag_: The H.florensis? Or the archeologists?
05:16:39 Devastator: although are you an archeologist or a paleontologist if you work on premodern humans?
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05:20:05 MidJag_: The florensis do not seem to have done any art work. And I think techincally your a paleoanthropologist if you do premodern humans.
05:20:34 MidJag_: There are a couple of depections of then, but I can't find any that show their feet.
05:21:16 Devastator: I'm sure people who work on them have heard that question before.
05:21:44 MidJag_: I mean if you look at their skeletons their feet are larger than a humans foot.
05:21:52 MidJag_: Or at least of one of that size.
05:22:38 Devastator: except there aren't any.. ;-p
05:23:12 syv:
ER and I are playing a game of Mobius right now.
05:23:28 MidJag_: ...man I can not spell sometimes
05:24:41 MidJag_: So your playing America fighting against America from the future?
05:24:48 syv: Dat 2-6 main gun damage against 4 HP 2 Armor units
05:25:14 syv: I think it's actually supposed to be America fighting equivalent America?
05:25:23 syv: Egan, you'vr gotten farther
05:25:48 ER: it's supposed to be a parallel earth
05:25:51 MidJag_: Wait is it essentialy like Red Blue? Like the america america fight that the US does occasioanly?
05:26:03 ER: I think it would have been cooler as time travel, personally, but eh
05:26:36 ER: basically an alternate timeline where they use mostly the same stuff but a little different
05:26:56 Devastator: so.. 0-4 damage against 4 HP units?
05:27:39 syv: Basically, tanks are fragile glass cannons that are only useful for being able to move and shoot.
05:27:46 syv: Infantry are super durable.
05:28:12 MidJag_: The Flesh is strong, the metal weak.
05:28:22 ER: infantry get eaten up by arty, tanks and APCs dont
05:29:03 syv: Yeah, but arty is weak and expensive and vulnerable.
05:30:37 ER: yeah, I wasn't feeling good about highrolling and then you lowrolling
05:31:45 syv: Oh that fucking OP scoutcar
05:35:46 ER: you just say that because you want one
05:40:18 syv: Still, that's one point against me, versus what? Four from you?
05:41:01 ER: all things considered, maybe I shouldn't have deployed 8/10 of my points right where you could see them before your deplaoyment
05:42:05 syv: I realized that my AA vehicles are basically scout cars with one less move.
05:42:13 syv: Which is utter bullshit really.
05:45:04 syv: Game is mostly bullshit :v
05:45:10 ER: I forgot that I wasn't fighting soviets
05:46:14 syv: Yeah, so in this game, soviet infantry is basically completely helpless against any kind of armor. While American infantry is utterly lethal against armor.
05:47:16 syv: Isn't it really stupid to waste your movable rockets on infantry which provide no tactical advantage?
05:47:39 ER: be quiet and fight, little man
05:49:28 MidJag_: Hmm, I'm gonna go social distance and drink. I'll be back in a bit. Probably like 30ish mintues.
05:49:51 MidJag_: It turns out it's not actually that hard to drink while wearing a mask.
05:50:28 syv: The hell do you do? Just soak the mask?
05:52:20 syv: You know, the 1/4 ton jeep with an M2 can move and shoot
05:52:26 syv: But the jeep with the M60 can't.
05:52:51 ER: the M60 is just held by the guy in the passenger seat
05:53:46 Devastator: goddamn surviv cheaters.
05:53:57 ER: this would be easy if i got tanks :p
05:54:49 syv: I'd have more infantry then! :D
06:01:22 syv: Yeah, bit mistake was showing your hand on the second deploy.
06:01:32 syv: Allowed me to hard counter your entire force.
06:01:43 ER: fuck you soviets suck abrams time
06:01:54 syv: Sure you don't wanna watch anime?
06:06:21 Devastator: gimmie five minutes.
06:07:10 syv: I'm looking at the dub of E01.
06:07:24 syv: Ohh, Gluttony calls the whale their pet.
06:07:37 syv: Its voice is disappointing.
06:07:46 Devastator: their as in gluttony personally, or their as in the sins collectively?
06:07:49 syv: I'm just listening to the voices.
06:08:21 syv: It's a translation from Japanese, so either way it's ambiguous, I think...
06:09:11 Devastator: I know japanese has some plurals but not others.
06:13:09 ER: we got a carbonated water tap set up, so we made some rosemary simple syrup to go with it
06:20:42 Devastator: what kind of cookies?
06:21:32 ER: aldi packaged cookies. covered in coconut bits and chocolate and caramal
06:22:18 ER: are there ALDIs where you guys live?
06:22:28 Devastator: No. I have never heard of them.
06:22:34 syv: I don't recognize the name.
06:23:58 ER: wonder if she got nicer by losing here memories
06:24:21 syv: She had gotten a lot warmer even before losing her memories.
06:24:24 Devastator: so where are they going, exactly?
06:24:44 ER: seemingly got nicer between timelines :P
06:25:08 ER: which means he did the right things to get on her good side... then she forgot all that but is still nice
06:25:31 syv: I like how people seem to think he's more intelligent and competent than he is.
06:25:55 Devastator: He did kick those jerks asses in S1 E1.
06:27:49 Devastator: protag kid is still around.
06:30:49 Devastator: Where is our clown buddy?
06:31:07 Devastator: Maybe he can be Goku.
06:31:23 Devastator: Still got the touch, I see.
06:32:55 Devastator: nah, anime wolfgirl wouldn't be yellow.
06:33:03 Devastator: she's a lioness thing?
06:33:18 syv: ...Finally, the damn catgirl, I suppose?
06:33:44 Devastator: I do admit, killing someone by writting "DIE" in their personal magic diary is pretty badass.
06:34:34 Devastator: She's not telling you shit.
06:34:38 Devastator: why are you saying she is?
06:35:52 ER: I suppose that I don't like this
06:36:14 syv: Whaaa? Why do you say that, I suppose?
06:36:48 Devastator: It does seem a tiny bit slow so far.
06:38:22 Devastator: she is a cat, then.
06:38:43 Devastator: Are you allowed to be a maid here if you don't have powers?
06:38:57 syv: She'll find some, I'm sure.
06:38:58 Devastator: so is Petra going to develop powers, or..?
06:39:41 Devastator: mmm, yeah, it'd probably be a C-plot, anyway.
06:40:04 ER: I would say she'll die but nobody dies
06:40:16 Devastator: like a lot of times.
06:40:55 syv: Isn't it you who's always insisted deaths are only deaths if they last?
06:41:05 Devastator: That's a fair point.
06:41:50 Devastator: the big maid little maid thing seems deliberate.
06:42:18 ER: surely they'll fail and die a few times
06:42:24 Devastator: seems likely enough.
06:42:34 Devastator: no puck ex machina, then..
06:42:46 Devastator: means the villain will be something they can beat with puck.
06:43:53 MidJag_: Nerd? Hey, I'm a nerdy frat bro. That's a dual degree right there~
06:44:18 Devastator: How is she a half-elf, anyway?
06:44:21 Devastator: one parent is a spirit.
06:44:29 syv: "WHY IS YOUR CLEAVAGE GLOWING?"
06:44:45 syv: "LET ME RIP YOUR SOUL OUT AND TOSS IT FROM THE WINDOW!"
06:44:45 Devastator: well, that would explain a lot about her.
06:45:13 Devastator: always a good sign.
06:45:30 Devastator: deathless grants bravery.
06:45:38 MidJag_: But the way you drink with a mask on is you have on of the ones with behind the ears thing, before lifting the mask you take a breath and hold it, lift the mask, pour the beer or other liquid into your mouth and then lower the mask.
06:45:47 MidJag_: It's a complicated but rewarding procceses.
06:45:59 syv: So you cheat and remove the mask.
06:46:29 Devastator: so.. temple prison?
06:46:31 MidJag_: There is no airflow while the mask is removed, so only kinda.
06:47:02 MidJag_: I mean waterboarding yourself is also an option, but only as a party trick.
06:47:11 ER: no subtitles for the song :(
06:47:33 MidJag_: Also doesn't work with non cloth masks, they're too water repellant.
06:48:19 syv: I had subtitles for the song?
06:48:25 syv: Are you not using the dual audio?
06:48:26 Devastator: well, we have new villain.
06:48:42 ER: I don't knwo all that much about them
06:48:53 Devastator: Don't remember what the word means.
06:49:00 ER: no, why would I use the dual audio?
06:49:33 syv: And has subtitles for the songs :v
06:49:43 ER: but I already downloaded this one before you found that one
06:49:52 MidJag_: Aren't echidnas the monotreme with a multiheaded pensis?
06:50:03 syv: Echidna was a woman who's a snake below the hips, and the mother of many different monsters.
06:50:08 Devastator: they're also weird stuff.
06:50:32 syv: In this case I think this is the "mother of monsters" version, and not the "has a pronged dong" version.
06:50:44 Devastator: The season is young!
06:50:48 syv: It's anime, sure, but we've already seen two of her monster children.
06:51:04 MidJag_: hey the two aren't entierlly mutually exclusive
06:51:34 syv: The interesting thing is that Echidna was physically how lamia get depicted.
06:51:45 syv: Lamia herself, IIRC, was just a lady who turned into a snake.
06:52:16 syv: ...She looks likw Koko Hekmatyar
06:52:23 syv: Yeah, Koko has the same eyebrows.
06:52:25 Devastator: need some hygene work on them.
06:52:36 Devastator: only so many anime faces.
06:52:51 syv: "This place is the Windows 98 default background"
06:53:52 Devastator: I see some of the false front Subaru has returned.
06:54:33 Devastator: totally not a labrynth.
06:55:44 ER: knowledge for power's sake, power for knowledge's sake
06:55:45 Devastator: so envy witch stole power from the others.
06:56:25 Devastator: I'm not sure she's actually done anything yet.
06:56:38 Devastator: You kinda are asking for it right now, Subaru.
06:56:45 MidJag_: Welp, I'm gonna go drink more and work on my mask technique. I'll be back in a bit.
06:56:58 Devastator: oh, cemetary, not prison.
06:57:31 Devastator: Ahh, good old subaru.
06:58:11 Devastator: probably thinks he'll just come back, or reset after figuring out what questions to ask.
06:59:15 ER: lady, this man already has too many waifus
06:59:22 Devastator: never too many waifus.
06:59:38 Devastator: I mean, they've introduced what, three more this season?
06:59:42 Devastator: and yes, Rem is best girl.
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07:00:18 Devastator: witch, beast maid, and the denatured military opponent.
07:00:45 Devastator: and maybe the ground dragon. ;-p
07:01:01 Devastator: Nah, this is garfield.
07:01:24 Devastator: and the teeth and the blond hair.
07:02:00 Devastator: up to two girlfriends magically asleep.
07:03:03 ER: weren't they told to be CAREFUL of this guy?
07:03:47 Devastator: Can't think of why.
07:05:08 Devastator: I'm still wondering who elf's other parent is.
07:05:57 Devastator: I mean, all we know is 'not a spirit'
07:06:46 Devastator: Presumably she wouldn't be a halfbreed if she was all spirit.
07:06:51 Devastator: plus younger spirits are less powerful.
07:07:12 syv: Unless the spirits both became mortals of different races.
07:07:16 ER: I mean, it seems likely that she's adopted by the spirit anyways. appears to be made of meat :P
07:07:29 Devastator: That's also a possibility.
07:08:12 ER: or could be half-spirit, half clone of a half elf
07:08:19 Devastator: could be -anything-
07:08:29 Devastator: could have been grown in a science tube.
07:11:33 Devastator: yeah, it's a bit complicated.
07:11:50 syv: B-Quest before we revive Rem. -.-
07:11:57 Devastator: was expecting more stuff related to the whole 'queen' thing, and 'revive Rem'
07:12:26 Devastator: well, Rem might get tied into this.
07:12:32 ER: did you just forgot that the witch gave you permission to do the trial, car?
07:12:39 Devastator: I think he did, actually.
07:12:43 Devastator: witch mindwiped him.
07:13:01 ER: not mindwipe, just a vow to not blab
07:13:12 Devastator: yeah, but he said soemthing about forgetting that he talked to someone.
07:13:20 Devastator: might have been an enforced vow.
07:13:35 Devastator: 'look, you're too pretty to be an ordinary person.' ;-p
07:14:06 Devastator: She's not good at this..
07:15:42 Devastator: this is totally going to fail.
07:16:13 syv: Yeah, we're way too far in without Car dying.
07:16:57 ER: hmm, are multiple people supposed to be in at once
07:17:05 Devastator: guess we'll find out.
07:17:47 ER: all of his action figure waifus have white hair
07:17:47 Devastator: 'face your own past'
07:17:50 Devastator: and that's his dad.
07:17:57 Devastator: cly we get weeb backstory.
07:18:40 Devastator: and yes, they have white hair.
07:18:54 Devastator: although in his defense, there are only two.
07:18:59 syv: Yep, collects magical girl figurines.
07:19:33 syv: All with white hair, yeah...
07:20:03 Devastator: ..which we probably could have guessed, really.
07:20:07 syv: So he was nabbed because he's a fetishist and it was known he'd imprint on E.
07:20:25 Devastator: I don't know where the line is, but it's below five.
07:20:46 syv: I have less than five firearms in my room.
07:20:53 Devastator: Yeah, but they're bigger.
07:20:58 Devastator: more than five in your house?
07:21:12 Devastator: first scene of next ep shows another five.
07:21:35 Devastator: I'm up for it if you are.
07:24:55 ER: sneak away, come back to
dev going away
07:26:19 Devastator: well that does explain why he was able to win that fight.
07:26:22 syv: Counter technique looked nonsensical.
07:26:44 Devastator: yeah, but he was downed already.
07:26:55 Devastator: could easily know how to spinkick.
07:27:43 Devastator: get more plates and split it?
07:28:00 Devastator: I'd happily make a dent on that.
07:28:43 Devastator: someone didn't score points.
07:29:06 ER: so he trains but doesn't like school
07:29:48 Devastator: what's that mean, anyway?
07:30:10 syv: Not Emploted, undergoing Education, or Training.
07:30:37 ER: no employment education, or training, I thought
07:30:53 syv: Uh, that sounds more accurate. :\
07:31:13 Devastator: Yours is a state of doing,
ER's is a state of being.
07:31:38 ER: this trial's just guilting him
07:32:00 ER: I'm gonna guess emilia's having a worse time
07:32:12 Devastator: Wonder what her past is.
07:32:15 syv: It's clear where Car got his personality.
07:32:59 Devastator: this is a story about a fuckup who meets a woman and decides to stop being a fuckup.
07:33:20 Devastator: just didn't see it plain like that.
07:33:23 syv: Wasn't that clear in Episode 1?
07:33:32 Devastator: thought there might be an adventure plot or something.
07:33:43 Devastator: well, that explains the thin plot for season 2!
07:33:59 syv: Nah, nah, that defines Re;Zero in total.
07:35:13 Devastator: but it's more than -just- that.
07:35:22 Devastator: specifics as well as in gneeral.
07:35:37 syv: Yeah this ain't working for me.
07:36:24 Devastator: and an adventure plot. Being a fuckup and getting beyond that is important, but it's not enough, IMO.
07:38:34 Devastator: is it Ardent, and is there a torren of it?
07:39:04 syv: Nah, this doesn't qualify for either.
07:40:38 syv: He has pretty amazing parents, apparently.
07:42:07 Devastator: Was that an axe kick?
07:42:34 Devastator: well, there's a strike.
07:44:00 Devastator: "I'm going to an alternate dimension to live with my waifu." ;-p
07:44:01 ER: oh yeah, that would be a problem
07:44:59 Devastator: 8/10, too many peas.
07:45:04 Devastator: and a bit too much ego. ;-p
07:45:40 Devastator: Also, first year of high school..
07:46:09 Devastator: just working that out.
07:46:20 Devastator: I am okay with mayo.
07:46:49 Devastator: I find it goes bad annoyingly quickly, IMO.
07:47:01 Devastator: never use enough of it to get through a container.
07:47:28 ER: I live in a house with five people so that's not a problem
07:48:41 Devastator: the world votes for rem.
07:49:41 ER: does this imply that mom is zero cool?
07:49:49 Devastator: Yes, she's literally zero cool.
07:50:22 Devastator: oh man, you guys have never seen that, have you?
07:51:56 syv: Poking at his weird hair cancer.
07:52:23 Devastator: it might actually be relevant who elf's parents are, come to think of it.
07:52:29 ER: I'm sad that the trial didn't involve any death
07:52:36 Devastator: assuming Elf's alive.
07:52:48 ER: this wouldn't make sense to redo though
07:53:14 Devastator: might save after it.
07:54:28 Devastator: probably enough for tonight, though.
07:55:34 syv: I guess we only spent one ep on that.
07:57:13 ER: dead lady sitting in a pocket dimension with all the forbidden knowledge. Just like Ilganyag~
07:57:47 ER: the less tied to the physical realm, the better
07:58:17 syv: I wanna see sharkface fight.
07:58:38 Devastator: I hope we get some of that.
08:00:59 Devastator: Also, we should be getting more at the mansion.
08:01:16 Devastator: because they put too much effort into introducing the two extra maids to not have them show up again.
08:05:18 Devastator: I'll try for k-com bookeeping this weekend.
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08:54:57 Devastator: re zero 2 isn't that good.
08:55:01 Devastator: not enough best girl.
08:55:11 Devastator: also, the facial expressions.
08:55:28 MidJag: You know what's funny? I have a fraternity brother who looks exactlly like Ryukhar
08:55:54 MidJag: For a brief moment I was wondering if he had a double life as a succseful mario streamer
08:57:00 syv: Watch Re;Zero one you nerd
08:57:28 Devastator: yes, one is not bad.
08:58:30 MidJag: We should watch like Crank sometime
08:58:34 Devastator: I didn't like it thaaat much.
08:59:26 MidJag: Hmmm, see typically if
Dev likes something that's a good sign, if
dev doesn't like someting thats a neutral sign
08:59:49 syv: And
Dev likes it, he just doesn't love it.
09:00:22 ER: the people demand more best girl
09:01:06 Devastator: Man, remember the scene deliberately for the shippers?
09:01:28 syv: The one with the random flock of doves being spontaneously summoned?
09:01:49 Devastator: about as necessare as this one.
09:05:11 Devastator: Also, video with the best comment on youtube.
09:05:28 Devastator: also, annoyed
syv a bit.
09:06:15 Devastator: and yes, doves were involved.
09:07:40 Devastator: annoyed myself, really.
09:07:47 ER: eh, it only exists to torment us
09:08:38 MidJag: Aww, the house is out of beer
09:08:43 MidJag: and my fridge is out of beer
09:08:53 Devastator: it in belly, isn't it?
09:10:23 Devastator: the cat seems skeptical
09:10:36 syv: Chunk doesn't like hot chocolate. :(
09:10:59 MidJag: Hot cholocate is wonderful
09:11:12 syv: Yes, it's for dogs, obviously.
09:11:27 ER: well, they certainly like it
09:11:48 syv: I hope you understand the joke,
ER.
09:11:48 ER: or the sugar in it, at least
09:11:56 Devastator: or are you too drunk?
09:12:20 MidJag: If I can't spell I should stay away from testgame
09:12:31 syv: You say, without misspelling a single word.
09:12:43 MidJag: I mean drunk was mispelled
09:12:51 Devastator: any drunk thoughts?
09:13:14 syv: And definitely. But the next line was 100%
09:13:24 MidJag: Isn't it weird that elevators are essentially just a complicated pulley system?
09:13:39 Devastator: SIMPLE MACHINES, BITCHES!
09:14:06 MidJag: I mean because they're like incredibly important but weren't utilized until a very simple saftey system wass invneted.
09:14:09 syv: Kind've outdated. Wouldn't mind if the forums were on a better system. :(
09:14:25 MidJag: And are also repsonsible for like skyscaprer beings possible
09:14:47 ER: elevators are not very important
09:14:47 Devastator: Why'd you name that cat Chunk, anyway?
09:14:58 ER: tall buildings are wasteful, tbh
09:14:59 syv: Skyscrapers don't have stairs?
09:15:15 MidJag: Nah because no one would use skyscrapers if they didnt have elevators
09:15:19 syv: Chunk is named Chunk because he is a Chunk.
09:15:36 MidJag: like walking up to the 50th floor would take forever
09:15:50 Devastator: carrying shit up there.
09:15:50 MidJag: Though your thighs would be good like
09:16:02 Devastator: ahh, so it's self-evident, then.
09:16:03 syv: Possible vs practical, there.
09:16:16 Devastator: as to the chaunkiness of Chunk.
09:17:23 MidJag: It would be pretty funny if all exceutives were just in ridickous shape because they all worked on the top floor and asceneded and descended like thousands of stairs each day.
09:17:30 syv: IIRC it's a reference to The Goonies.
09:17:50 MidJag: The world would be more entertainig if executive thighs dind't fit into suit pants
09:18:03 syv: Should just have freight jelicopters lift everything to the roof.
09:18:27 syv: Then deliver packages and people to the correct floors by a complicated system of chutes.
09:18:37 ER: just drop it out the window
09:18:38 Devastator: they's just live up there.
09:18:42 Devastator: and make other people bring stuff up.
09:19:54 syv: "Bring me my hunting rifle!"
09:20:01 MidJag: Hmm, I wonder if the mailmen in MP do like bombing runs of mail in the 60's
09:20:10 MidJag: Just like shooting people with their mail
09:20:42 syv: "I have a lot of penpals. You can tell by all the papercuts!"
09:21:11 MidJag: "Take cover kids, the mails here."
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