ERLOG 2021-01-28

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04:44:21 syv has joined #einsteinianroulette
04:44:37 syv: Devastator
04:44:46 syv: Art though conscious?
04:44:58 ER: thou?
04:45:46 syv: Shut it.
04:46:40 ER: tho
04:48:17 syv: Words are stupid.
04:48:24 ER: no
04:49:31 syv: yes
04:49:46 ER: nay
04:49:54 syv: Yea
04:50:06 ER: negatory
04:50:34 syv: Affirmative.
04:52:32 ER: Devastator's not here, abort
04:52:56 syv: ;-;
04:53:12 ER: sad!
04:53:26 syv: MJ is being wishy-washy about whether he even wants to watch anything.
04:53:39 syv: What else do we have besides Re;Zero?
04:54:10 ER: we still have one more thing of GG
04:54:15 Devastator: 'lo
04:54:19 Devastator: sorta.
04:54:23 ER: which judging from the last ova is probably ok-ish
04:54:25 Devastator: heya syv, ER.
04:54:28 ER: hi there
04:54:38 syv: Oh hey
04:54:49 syv: Egan and MJ were both bugging me to spend time with them,
04:54:56 syv: And both are open to anime.
04:55:02 syv: How about you, Devvie-do?
04:56:59 Devastator: in what way?
04:57:16 syv: As in are you free to watch anime?
04:57:22 Devastator: more or less.
04:58:08 syv: Alright, I'mma see if I can get MJ in here.
04:59:46 ER: perhaps sy should see if he can find another GUNS anime to watch with me
05:00:01 Devastator: we're the tunnel snakes.
05:00:10 ER: no
05:00:33 syv: I have, Egan.
05:00:39 syv: It just is also a schoolgirl anime.
05:00:58 ER: what I mean is modern warfare themed, of course ;p
05:01:08 ER: but I'll watch that too, I guess
05:01:10 syv: It has at least one modern warfare cosplayer.
05:02:23 syv: MJ seems against watching Re;Zero S2, but I'm leaning towards just dropping him and watching with the two of you. I don't think we have any rando anime to start with him, and I'm guessing y'all wouldn't be keen on rewatching S1 with him.
05:02:43 ER: mhm
05:05:23 syv: Aaaand he doesn't have the net to download anything anyway, apparently.
05:05:42 syv: So yeah. RZ if Dev is here when I finish this burrito, GG otherwise.
05:09:09 syv: Burrito eaten, GG I guess.
05:09:14 syv: ER, OVA 2?
05:10:10 ER: main screen turn on
05:10:38 ER: yesh
05:11:01 ER: ready, syv?
05:11:11 syv: Ready
05:11:16 Devastator: hmm?
05:11:22 syv: Hahaha...
05:11:22 ER: letsa go
05:11:27 syv: 3
05:11:28 syv: 2
05:11:30 syv: 1
05:11:31 syv: 0
05:11:32 Devastator: oh come on, I can't go to the bathroom?
05:11:35 Devastator: eh.
05:11:38 syv: Baaah
05:11:39 ER: nope~
05:11:53 syv: Eh, I want to see RZ more. >.>
05:11:57 ER: think we should prolly stop
05:12:04 syv: Stopped!
05:13:58 Devastator: okay.
05:14:25 ER: nope, don't have
05:14:30 syv: Baaaah
05:14:31 ER: somehow
05:14:52 syv: A minute....
05:17:56 syv: Sent you the link ER.
05:18:09 syv: Dev, do you have it already?
05:19:10 Devastator: yes
05:19:28 ER: got it up
05:20:01 syv: ETA?
05:20:13 ER: I mean it's on the screen now
05:20:22 ER: I did hte first episode first
05:21:10 syv: Oh
05:21:16 syv: Welp, I'm ready.
05:21:21 syv: Devastator?
05:21:26 Devastator: ready
05:21:33 syv: 5
05:21:34 syv: 4
05:21:36 syv: 3
05:21:37 syv: 2
05:21:39 syv: 1
05:21:40 syv: 0
05:21:45 syv: Sky
05:21:52 Devastator: canyon.
05:21:55 Devastator: dragonhorses.
05:21:56 syv: Carriages
05:22:04 ER: imprending death
05:22:13 syv: Don't they HAVE horses?
05:22:15 Devastator: mammals are much better than lizards for beasts of burden.
05:22:18 Devastator: and don't seem to.
05:22:20 Devastator: and elf.
05:22:27 ER: comparitively inferior girl
05:22:31 syv: FUCK
05:22:36 syv: This is jap only ;-;
05:22:42 Devastator: Yes.
05:22:44 ER: yup
05:23:02 syv: Sigh...
05:23:07 syv: Well, my fault,
05:23:20 syv: I will look up a dual audio while watching.
05:23:28 Devastator: dubs may not have existed when we got this.
05:23:29 ER: people better start dying soon
05:23:41 Devastator: It was new.
05:23:59 Devastator: that guy is totally in green because of the fire emblem thing.
05:24:21 Devastator: "I love you and I want to have quarter-elves on you."
05:24:29 Devastator: ooh.
05:25:39 ER: fuck
05:25:40 syv: fuck
05:25:43 Devastator: whoops.
05:26:08 syv: *Immediately stabs self*
05:26:15 Devastator: I think he saved.
05:27:35 ER: DEATH
05:27:44 ER: [death kanji]
05:28:11 Devastator: gotta introduce the next villain, natch.
05:28:43 ER: op badguy incoming
05:29:45 syv: Multiple.
05:29:47 syv: Yay.
05:30:03 ER: BLING
05:30:08 syv: I was expecting pride for him?
05:30:13 Devastator: pride is going to be fancy.
05:30:18 Devastator: no, wait.
05:30:22 syv: Or was Subaru Pride?
05:30:23 Devastator: pride is Subaru.
05:30:56 syv: I found a torrent for the dub.
05:31:10 Devastator: maybe after the ep, then.
05:31:39 ER: pew pew
05:32:13 Devastator: right gluttonmy made the whale.
05:32:19 Devastator: so probably has the same power.
05:32:30 syv: Nah, nah
05:32:50 syv: The whale is a monster, like the cat.
05:33:06 Devastator: yeah, but I think they said gluttony made the whale last season.
05:33:32 ER: nope
05:33:45 Devastator: oh, ok.
05:33:46 syv: Lemmulemmulemmulemmu
05:33:53 Devastator: "Best girl"
05:33:55 Devastator: there you go.
05:33:57 ER: lemeul?
05:34:21 Devastator: okay, I can go with season 2 being all about saving blue.
05:34:47 syv: FUCKING SUICIDE
05:34:51 syv: At least *try*
05:34:52 Devastator: there you go.
05:34:54 syv: There we fo!
05:35:39 Devastator: whoops!
05:35:40 ER: wow, he manged it
05:35:42 Devastator: saved too early.
05:35:44 syv: Well, fuck
05:35:58 ER: fuck
05:36:01 Devastator: it was inevitable, really.
05:36:03 syv: *Slap*
05:36:05 Devastator: this was going to happen at some point.
05:36:16 ER: at least there's something left
05:36:21 Devastator: yeah.
05:36:38 Devastator: well, now you have a problem for the new season.
05:37:06 ER: conspicuous knife on the table
05:37:19 Devastator: yes, it was.
05:37:33 Devastator: and still is.
05:37:38 Devastator: I mean, a knife for apples makes sense.
05:39:12 ER: so I guess he's immune to all witchpowers
05:39:29 syv: Not immune.
05:39:30 Devastator: looks that way.
05:39:34 syv: He can see the hands.
05:39:47 syv: And got MC'd by sloth.
05:39:52 Devastator: YOU CAN SEE THE UNSEEN HANDS?
05:39:59 syv: Yeah
05:40:13 syv: Has resistance and perception.
05:40:19 syv: But not full immunity.
05:43:55 ER: don't you know, you gotta murder the source
05:44:16 Devastator: yeah, seems likely enough.
05:44:18 Devastator: surprised.
05:44:25 Devastator: that's the default answer if this was a game.
05:44:29 Devastator: Subaru should ask that question.
05:44:58 syv: Sparkly eyes
05:45:02 Devastator: magicat.
05:45:50 Devastator: KNIIIFE
05:45:55 ER: :knife: :eyes:
05:47:09 ER: the knife has hearts on the handle, right?
05:47:11 syv: Suicide addiction!
05:48:21 syv: Elf working hard to get into the vacant best girl spot
05:48:28 ER: nobody's questioning why he's the only one who remmebers...
05:48:49 Devastator: I think by this point they've agreed to just swing with it when he knows stuff.
05:49:17 ER: kniiife
05:49:36 syv: He's an oracle.
05:49:46 syv: Not all that odd in this kinda setting.
05:49:56 syv: Headpats! :D
05:50:30 Devastator: okay, so you want dub?
05:50:39 MidJag has joined #einsteinianroulette
05:50:43 MidJag: lo
05:50:45 Devastator: oh, hey, it's jaggers.
05:50:49 MidJag: it's me
05:50:50 ER: well, if emilia is going to help bring back best girl I guess that she's a lock for second-best girl, then
05:51:16 syv: Yeaaaah Ep 2 is only 30% done.
05:51:17 syv: I
05:51:34 syv: 'd really rather watch with dubs, but I'll continue with subs if you want.
05:51:39 MidJag: Yeah, I can't download anything, my net is absolute garbage right now.
05:52:06 syv: ...Any chance you can, say, play surviv?
05:52:08 syv: >.>
05:52:18 Devastator: I'm up for surviv.
05:52:21 ER: I'll download it for you and then send you a long-range missile with it on a USB, okay sy? :)
05:52:34 MidJag: Possibly?
05:52:37 syv: I'd love this except for the missile part.
05:52:47 Devastator: bullets are technically missiles.
05:52:50 ER: data missile
05:53:02 MidJag: lemme put it this way, L4D2 is 14 GB's and was put at 5 and a half hours.
05:53:05 syv: nyaa.si/view/1333957
05:53:22 Devastator: how big, syv?
05:53:37 ER: probably can't reach florida on a cannon, so it would have to be a rocket
05:53:45 syv: 5.2 gb. :\
05:54:01 syv: I should've looked for a 720, I was just grabbing the first one with seeds.
05:54:13 Devastator: I can get that.
05:54:17 Devastator: just checking what I need to delete.
05:54:37 ER: what are we doing, again?
05:55:47 Devastator: either watching that or playing surviv.
05:56:31 syv: I'm loading Surviv.
05:56:36 ER: well I wanna watch but I could punch some scrubs
05:57:01 MidJag: I'll play surviv
05:57:15 Devastator: ok
05:57:27 syv: Apparently there's RZ OVAs now?
05:57:46 ER: hm
05:58:12 ER: how many episodes in the one you're downloading now, sy?
05:58:17 Devastator: 13
05:58:28 syv: It's only part one.
05:58:49 syv: Which is the length of a normal season, but meh.
05:59:04 ER: gimme surviv if you're gonna do it
05:59:24 syv: I should probably turn off the torrent. Baaah
05:59:36 ER: [sheep]
05:59:40 Devastator: https://surviv.io/#H6g6
06:00:05 MidJag: Says operaiton failed
06:00:11 MidJag: Wait, nevermind
06:00:24 syv: Ready
06:00:25 Devastator: okay.
06:00:28 Devastator: lets goooo.
06:00:37 ER: oh heck you, I can;t have a name anymore?
06:03:11 ER: fuck this, I'm not playing if they're gonna make me log in to *have a name*
06:03:57 syv: :(
06:04:29 MidJag: Ah well
06:04:33 Devastator: phew, just about won that.
06:04:45 MidJag: Yeah was cloe
06:04:51 Devastator: lets do one more.
06:04:58 MidJag: Wait, is ER not playing?
06:05:02 Devastator: Yeah.
06:05:03 syv: He is not.
06:05:08 Devastator: rightfully annoyed at not being allowed to have a name.
06:05:09 syv: He has a point.
06:05:15 MidJag: It is annoying, but eh
06:05:17 syv: Also, you have to give a third-party login.
06:05:23 syv: Can't make a surviv only acc
06:05:32 ER: yeah, fuck that
06:06:28 MidJag: Damnit.
06:06:38 MidJag: I got like insta ganked.
06:08:17 syv: Welp
06:08:19 Devastator: mmm
06:08:22 Devastator: lets give it 3.
06:08:28 Devastator: no reason we can't win.
06:08:33 MidJag: Alright
06:08:34 syv: Laaag
06:11:06 MidJag: Yeah
06:11:07 Devastator: the wonders of being blind.
06:11:07 syv: Welp
06:11:11 MidJag: That was some fucking lag
06:11:13 Devastator: okay, re zero then.
06:11:17 MidJag: and also fucking mines
06:11:24 Devastator: just couldn't see them.
06:11:39 MidJag: Do we want to play L4D2 sometime?
06:11:46 ER: nope
06:11:51 MidJag: why?
06:11:58 ER: don't like it
06:12:15 syv: :\
06:12:19 MidJag: :(
06:12:36 Devastator: yeah, not a super fan of it either.
06:13:06 syv: Do we have any movies or anything?
06:13:23 Devastator: well, got episode 2.
06:13:35 syv: Only in subs. :(
06:13:58 Devastator: well, apparently I downloaded but never watched leon the professional.
06:14:09 MidJag: I've heard that's very good.
06:14:21 MidJag: Have we ever watched Crank?
06:14:21 syv: Oh hey!
06:14:25 syv: I should still have that.
06:14:44 syv: I dooo!
06:14:49 syv: Hey ER
06:15:03 syv: That one has a girl who murders people, I think.
06:15:35 syv: Dev, do you have the torrent link? I lost in a computer move.
06:16:12 Devastator: for leon the professional?
06:16:15 ER: bah
06:16:20 Devastator: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f4dd3dd606cf31ce79be33311c6b8ab7b7c7dc2f&dn=Leon%20The%20Professional%20Extended%20(1994)%20%5b1080p%5d&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337
06:16:21 syv: Yes
06:16:37 MidJag: I'm not gonna be able to doanload it anytime soon is the isssue
06:16:46 syv: Well you can't watch anything.
06:16:51 MidJag: Indeed.
06:16:53 Devastator: yeah, pretty much..
06:16:57 syv: And there's not really many games we have.
06:17:03 Devastator: I'd stream for you, but doubt you can watch that either. ;-p
06:17:07 MidJag: It is a problem.
06:17:11 syv: The torrent is for ER, who has snappy downloads.
06:17:46 MidJag: I'm still not sure how the fuck they fucked up our internet so badelly.
06:18:10 ER: is it, like, proper actually good?- no wait, if I'm trying to find excuses not to watch I should just refuse
06:18:25 ER: look, I'm gonna go to sleep
06:20:27 syv: ...Alright. :(
06:22:33 MidJag: hmm
06:26:38 ER has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
06:28:33 MidJag: Hmm, so in the future what games could we play?
06:29:23 syv: IRC RTD?
06:29:41 Devastator: mmm.
06:29:47 MidJag: heh
06:30:43 MidJag: So we need a 4 player game that all of us could play, that doesn't require a powerful comp and is at least mildly lag tolerant.
06:31:02 syv: Also, that all four of us like and enjoy.
06:31:24 MidJag: Yes.
06:31:54 syv: So
06:31:57 syv: IRC RTD
06:32:41 MidJag: Seemingly so. I can't think of any FPS's that would work.
06:33:13 syv: Considering they all fail the initial requirements, by definition of how FPSs work, yeah.
06:33:32 MidJag: I mean some are semi lag tolerant
06:41:18 Devastator: mmm, yeah.
06:41:38 MidJag: Maybe some like older one? like killing floor or something?
06:42:09 Devastator: alleg is lag tolerant.
06:42:12 Devastator: but sadly, not playable.
06:42:33 Devastator: How's descent, MJ?
06:43:03 MidJag: Confusing
06:43:24 Devastator: huh.
06:43:28 Devastator: wasn't expecting that word.
06:43:37 Devastator: alleg is pretty simple. You fly, you shoot, that's the game.
06:43:39 Devastator: sorry.
06:43:41 Devastator: descent.
06:44:06 MidJag: It's mostly just getting used to the flying.
06:44:13 Devastator: 6dof, baby!
06:44:21 Devastator: that's just something everyone's gotta learn.
06:44:28 MidJag: Yes, not super used to it to be sure.
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06:45:21 Devastator: hey sy.
06:45:30 sy: hey dev.
06:47:58 syv has quit [Ping timeout: 268 seconds]
06:48:02 Devastator: well, have some of the dub downloaded.
06:48:50 sy: 83.7% of E2
06:55:43 ER has joined #einsteinianroulette
06:56:02 sy: Oh, hello!
06:56:03 sy: <3
06:56:12 ER: <3
06:56:21 ER: just checking
06:56:38 ER: heard a few discord pings as I was closing my computer
06:58:07 ER: we do indeed like to play IRC RTDs
06:58:18 Devastator: mmm.
06:58:23 Devastator: those are tough to do off the cuff.
06:58:31 ER: though I have no idea what sort of thing I'd prep beforehand for that, really
07:00:34 sy: D&D?
07:00:45 sy: Dev offered to run 1st ed for us, once~
07:00:46 ER: heh, something like that
07:01:49 ER: I've been wanting to formulate a dungeon crawling system, but not sure how I want the magic stuff to work, and making "big" systems isn't quite my strong suit
07:02:15 sy: :3
07:02:18 ER: want to generate a dungeon and then a few different random characters you can pick between
07:03:28 ER: and then you get to spend your money in town to prepare things before bein sent off to the dungeon to either do your quest or die
07:04:05 ER: one of the things rolled for with the character would be what they want to do in that dungeon too
07:06:13 sy: "Make food"
07:06:16 sy: "Find love"
07:06:24 ER: find food
07:08:20 ER: hmm, and one of the weird features of it I wanted would probably not work out for us hanging out and wanting to find something to do...
07:09:19 ER: which would be that you start of being alone, the only player, and one of the the things you can spend money on in the preperation phase would be to try and look for other people to go with you
07:10:44 ER: hum
07:13:17 sy: "By default, you invite your friends to play"
07:14:57 ER: anyways
07:16:06 ER: Devastator MidJag sy You find yourselves at the entrance to the CAVES OF GAR, where legend has it those who brave its depths will FIND LOVE.
07:16:26 ER: There are many trees here, a cave entrance, and a sleeping troll
07:20:29 MidJag: go to the sleeping troll
07:20:51 ER: you're there. it is sleep
07:21:00 MidJag: Does it look friendly?
07:21:04 sy: >Hide nearby and throw a rock at it.
07:21:10 sy: Devastator. :3
07:21:26 Devastator: mmm.
07:21:33 Devastator: getting tired now, personally.
07:21:36 ER: how would you be able to tell if a sleeping troll is freindly or not
07:21:44 Devastator: need to get up fairly early to rent a car tomorrow.
07:22:04 Devastator: so sorry.
07:22:26 ER: sy: [4] You hide in some leaves and toss a pebble. The troll grumbles and starts to get up.
07:23:11 MidJag: Greet the troll warmlly and ask for it's name.
07:23:17 sy: > watch
07:24:53 ER: mj: [6] He's surprised that you're so polite, and remarks that polite people are more fun to kill because they're always very understanding about it.
07:27:24 MidJag: Use this is as an icebreaker to launch into a seduction
07:28:28 ER: mj: [2] the troll informs you that you're supposed to find love inside of the cave, not outside of it'
07:28:49 sy: > Headshot the troll
07:28:59 MidJag: Apologize for being over eager and procede past the troll
07:29:10 sy: With my three-shot 20mm anti-tank rifle
07:31:30 ER: sy: [4] You shoot the troll in the chest. it dies. Your arm is now sore and you have two bullets left.
07:32:30 sy: > Reload
07:32:35 ER: mj: you walk past the corpse and into the cave. It is very hot. Your path is blocked by a pool of molten rock
07:32:39 ER: sy: no
07:32:39 sy: Enter cave
07:32:46 sy: awwwww
07:33:30 ER: sy: you enter the cave. it is very hot. you can progress easily from here by walking over the deadly lava, which totally probabaly won't kill you painfully.
07:35:13 MidJag: Use the trolls corpse to surf the lava
07:35:49 sy: > Call out "hello? Is there a dragon lady or someone here?"
07:36:10 ER: mj: [4] You drag the corpse into the cave and slap it down onto the lava. It begins the melt.
07:36:30 ER: sy: [1] "No, fuck you!"
07:38:07 MidJag: Hmm, Jump over the lava
07:38:19 sy has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
07:39:45 ER: mj: [3] You hop onto the corpse. A loud sissling sound can be heard below you and the corpse begins to sink lower into the molten rock.
07:40:39 sy has joined #einsteinianroulette
07:40:53 sy: (sy) > "Ideally, yes.  But not from this distance, please!"
07:40:55 MidJag: Can I junmp to the next shore?
07:41:04 ER: yesh
07:41:20 MidJag: Then I'll jump to there
07:41:57 ER: "Fine then, come over here so that I can eat you. Cook yourself on the volcanic vent while you're at it."
07:42:28 ER: mj: [2] you try to jump the rest of the way, but fall onto the lava instead. You are now on fire.
07:43:00 sy: > Offer MJ the butt of my rifle
07:43:24 MidJag: Accept the butt of rifle and hopefully get dragged out of lava
07:45:41 ER: [5] MJ is dragged out of the lava with only minor singing. You've ended up on the other end of the lava somehow.
07:47:17 MidJag: Celebrate with booze
07:47:32 ER: [2]
07:47:36 ER: you have no booze
07:48:14 sy: > Pour water on the lava to solidify an obsidian path/
07:48:20 sy: Works in Minecraft and Noita.
07:48:33 ER: why
07:48:36 MidJag: Look around and see if anyone else has some booze and would be willing to share.
07:48:36 ER: you got past it
07:49:51 ER: mj: sure, the octopus sneaking up on you to know you out with a club has a flask
07:50:12 sy: oh
07:50:22 sy: > Watch
07:50:36 MidJag: Sweet, offer to get him the next round if he shares his flask.
07:50:47 ER: [2]
07:50:57 ER: MJ is hit on the head and knocked out!
07:52:12 sy: > Ask the octopus if it wants a date.
07:52:55 MidJag: Wake up?
07:52:58 ER: The octopus replies that she's not quite ready to die yet
07:54:14 sy: > Ask why she'd die if she went on a date. :<
07:54:22 sy: > Show concern for her well-being
07:54:34 MidJag: Attempt to uncoinosully grab the flask.
07:54:56 ER: cephalopods die after mating
07:55:25 ER: mj: [2] you reach out for the flask, but can't quite reach it.
07:56:11 sy: > Offer her my condolences, then bayonet her in the face
07:56:23 ER: [5]
07:56:24 MidJag: Grab the flask as it drops from her tentacles
07:56:28 ER: the octopus dies
07:56:58 ER: mj drinks the booze and is revived!
07:57:06 ER: there is no more booze
07:58:15 MidJag: Stow the flask in case we come across for a bar.
07:58:31 sy: > Stow the octopus's corpse.
07:58:52 ER: ok
07:58:59 sy: Then continue.
08:00:04 ER: you come to a huge cavern with a big pool of clear liquid in it. You can see the way forwards beneath the surface.
08:01:00 MidJag: Look around for some diving equipment
08:01:05 sy: > Watch
08:01:38 ER: you find some... airtight bodybags?
08:02:05 MidJag: Use those to descend beneath the surface and go forwards.
08:03:08 sy: >Watch
08:03:09 ER: you zip yourself in and then flump into the liquid, sinking to the bottom.
08:04:16 MidJag: Hopforwards towards victory and not soffucating
08:05:00 ER: [4] You flail around. Hopefully you're making progress!
08:06:01 sy: >Judge whether MJ's making progress.
08:06:37 ER: you can't see him any more, as he's sort of rolled down into the depths
08:07:13 sy: > Shrug, and check for hidden passages.
08:08:20 ER: [6] You turn around just in time to see an octopus emerge from a crevasse and hit you in the head with a club, knocking you out!
08:08:58 sy: > Wait until I wake up.
08:09:24 ER: you both find yourselves chained in an acid dungeon, surrounded by acid octopuses!
08:10:15 MidJag: Ask if these are the fun kind of acid octopuses.
08:10:31 ER: depends on what you find fun!
08:10:58 sy: Ask to meet their leader.
08:10:59 MidJag: Check and see if they're LSD octopuses or acidic octopuses.
08:11:58 ER: sy: [2] They say no, they're not ready to have you die yet.
08:12:21 ER: the octopuses are also pretty sure that there's no such thing as LSD
08:13:41 MidJag: Shrug and ask if any of them want to go on a date.
08:14:13 sy: Shrug and ask if any of them want to date MJ
08:15:26 ER: they say that they might be interested in a little recreational torture or unethical experimentation, but are still working on the whole dot dying after having sex thing so that might have to wait
08:16:18 sy: > Point out that dates don't need to end in sex!
08:16:49 ER: they have too many tentacles for that!
08:16:52 sy: And MJ won't demand it, MJ is possibly not even interested. Instead, they'll just have a wonderful date with excellent home cooking.
08:17:11 sy: Not too many tentacles for delicious barbecue!
08:18:11 MidJag: Shrug and ask if instead of a date they want to just go and get wasted at a bar.
08:18:28 sy: > While distracting them with small talk, pick the locks
08:19:17 ER: [6] They seem somewhere between annoyed and interested by your talking. sy manages yo open the locks
08:19:54 sy: > Toss a grenade into their midst
08:20:46 MidJag: Continue talking.
08:20:52 ER: you successfully drop a frag grenade in the middle of everybody!
08:21:53 sy: > Dive behind MJ as cover
08:22:04 MidJag: Use my flask as cover.
08:22:16 ER: [2] [3]
08:22:22 ER: you are gibbed!
08:23:30 sy: :
08:23:33 sy: (
08:24:11 MidJag: Ah well
08:35:25 ER: [death kanji]
08:39:17 sy: I have the entirety of RZ Dual audio downloaded now...
08:39:31 sy: Suddenly just get a huge amount of download for no reason.
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