03:38:17 Devastator: nuking it is basically what I did,
ER.
03:41:38 Devastator: I mean, summoning the forces of heaven to strike it down?
04:30:41 Devastator: lets see how the burgers turned out.
04:31:17 Devastator: oh my god, that was perfect.
04:32:16 Devastator: ..yeah, this is the best I've ever made burgers.
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09:03:36 Devastator: oh, did talk it over with
PW. Saeko's eighty feet long and about thirty feet tall, at least the cat-body.
09:03:43 Devastator: can you cut her in half with one go?
09:05:03 ER: also depends on her armor, I think
09:05:24 ER: damage roll - armor roll = damage
09:05:38 ER: and probably need to deal a lot of damage to do anything against that much body mass
09:05:41 Devastator: d20 platemail, although she has d20-1 right now due to weapon feedback.
09:06:00 Devastator: because collecting six words and risking two mutations gets you side effects to your superpowers.
09:06:24 Devastator: mmm, so up to the dice.
09:06:36 ER: spending d12 mana and hitting both a strength attack and a speed attack, I could deal 2d20+2d4 damage
09:07:52 Devastator: that sounds murdery.
09:08:02 ER: average of 15 damage assuming a good hit, could swing a lot higher or lower.
09:08:02 Devastator: and the hits are likely.. d20+5 vs d12+4.
09:08:14 Devastator: yeah, that sounds like a one-shot on average.
09:08:21 Devastator: but she might survive.
09:08:34 ER: 10 damage would probably be noticable. 15 probably lethal if not enough to split you
09:09:14 ER:
Piecewise, does saeko's size make her any easier to hit or is t still just attack roll vs speed roll?
09:10:57 Devastator: Probably just a speed roll. She's excessively fast, since I have an extra word for that.
09:11:23 Devastator: also, nice having melee attacks that are defended with speed rather than strength.
09:11:32 Devastator: right, sword beams.
09:14:04 Devastator: also, you really have her outgunned. Her weapons are 1d12+6
09:17:38 Devastator: that's melee. Range is 1d12 flat.
09:18:19 ER: it does cost mana to get above d8 normal weapon damage, but yeah
09:19:22 ER: 1d12 is pretty absurd for not costing any energy, but you are a kaiju after all
09:21:57 Devastator: Benny has a 1d20+2..
09:22:24 Devastator: but a fair point, yeah, doesn't cost any energy.
09:22:42 Devastator: well, -1 to everything during the day, too.
09:27:11 Devastator: what's your armour?
09:29:06 ER: a thicc but still mortal d10
09:29:22 Devastator: huh, thought they gave you that fancy armour.
09:29:44 Devastator: have to get them to upgrade it, I guess.
09:29:52 ER: a human in the heaviest human armor is d8
09:30:13 Devastator: anyway, better would be magic attacks on Saeko. No resistances and -1 armour from symptoms.
09:30:17 ER: magebreaker armor is a single step beyond that and is also sort of spiritually melded
09:30:35 Devastator: huh. I had d8 from ridiculously enchanted steel clothing.
09:34:05 Devastator: well, with the +6 should be able to wound through that.
09:34:12 Devastator: +5, since it'll be daytime.
09:34:30 Devastator: dunno what HP are. Max endurance?
09:35:17 ER: not sure if End even matters for that calculation
09:35:33 ER: I think for a human 4 damage is 4 damage
09:35:43 ER: for you
PW would probably be eyballing it
09:35:44 Devastator: yeah, but cly neither char would die after 2 damage. Or probably 4.
09:35:56 Devastator: never fought any magebreakers, or seen any die.
09:36:20 ER: End is more about how bad losing an arm is for you rather than whether you lose your arm or not
09:37:03 Devastator: well, you have spares, so you're ok there.
09:37:17 Devastator: and saeko has too many limbs, so she should be okay too.
09:37:26 Devastator: or not enough limbs, I forget.
09:39:53 Devastator: yeah, I still think you've got a decided advantage. Saeko's going to have trouble landing hits. otoh, it seems that it won't take many hits for each of us to get killed.
09:41:30 ER: yeah, I'd probably go for a spell rather than a sword to be honest, which could be extremely nasty
09:42:02 Devastator: ditched the toxin resist with the respec, but bigness should help there.
09:42:05 Devastator: go for the explosion.
09:44:09 Devastator: or magic mercury bullets or whatever.
09:44:36 Devastator: or crush her with an Implosion Grand Lodestone something something on that platemail.
09:45:22 ER: If I could land an enchant, you'd end up falling apart under your own weight. Though you could probably parry a direct spell like that.
09:46:47 Devastator: reverse-lightweight?
09:46:55 Devastator: yeah, that could do it, but it might not be a quick kill
09:47:17 Devastator: she's buffed enough that normal weight would probably just leave her grounded.
09:47:40 Devastator: well, that would be one way to do it. ;-p
09:52:44 Devastator: ..and no, I don't know how you can parry a spell like that. But isn't it End to resist enchants?
09:54:48 Devastator: Don't know what parrying is.
09:56:15 ER: the stupid damn robot absorbed my spell, so I know it's possible.
09:56:31 ER: If I gotta go up against you, I'll probably have to make an item to do that for me
09:59:51 Devastator: It's basically going to be this space sequence, dealing with that jungle, and then going for the sun.
09:59:54 Devastator: so not too much longe.r
10:00:42 Devastator: ..I think the only gear upgrade I'll get is adding some of that magic-resistant stuff to the suit, if it can be expanded via magic. If not, might just make a shield or something and use the tail to give a chance to block.
10:00:55 Devastator: since it doesn't take magic, probably can't be expanded, so..
10:02:30 Devastator: that'll be it. Not much to go.
10:06:50 Devastator: tbh, I don't think you'll have to go up against her. All this stuff is god stuff, and I don't know what I'm doing, so it'll fail.
10:07:01 Devastator: she'll get burned to cinders by the sun, and that'll be it.
10:12:30 Devastator: hmm, no, should add some heatproofing.
10:12:32 Devastator: then again, why bother?
10:12:44 Devastator: if the sun wants you burnt, you're burnt, regardless of mortal heatproofing.
10:13:44 Devastator: but might need some of it even to just communicate.
10:15:17 ER: talking to Fire was painful even standing on the enchanted base for protection
10:15:31 ER: stepping OFF of that basically killed me, so you know
10:15:38 ER: maybe bring protection, dummy
10:16:25 Devastator: well, no, I don't know, have no idea.
10:16:31 Devastator: other than I thought you were killed.
10:16:37 Devastator: just had your soul put into a new body.
10:17:20 ER: pretty much melted and then built back up, heatproof this time
10:17:28 ER: also got my armor from that
10:18:26 Devastator: well, might get remade like that, then.
10:18:35 Devastator: going to ask Sky for a blessing should this hive be cleaned up.
10:18:54 Devastator: I think I figured out a way how, and if sky can summon a massive army of angels, doing something should be possible.
10:19:53 Devastator: might end horribly, but eh, going to fuck with gods, that's what happens sometimes.
10:20:14 ER: Sky's probably too dead to speak to
10:20:35 ER: wasn't the swarm of angels from an attempted summoning? that's what's left of her.
10:22:03 Devastator: they got wiped out, whoops.
10:22:38 Devastator: I'm sure
PW will say stuff like the 'echo of a memory' or something, while providing zero actual information about anything.
10:22:49 Devastator: and it'll fail while succeeding. ;-p
10:24:52 Devastator: although, yeah, that would suck if that was the case.
10:25:01 Devastator: well, another screwup due to not knowing anything.
10:27:31 Devastator: mmm, well, angels are supposedly hard to kill. Might be some survivors somewhere, too.
10:55:03 Devastator: also, that door is worrying.
10:55:06 Devastator: ..we touched something.
10:59:38 Devastator: trying to think of not-flesh things to compare the walls to.. but this looks like the kind of room you want a full body suit for.
10:59:46 Devastator: we're still half-dressed, right?
10:59:54 Devastator: shirt and robe thingy?
11:02:01 Devastator: and right, people-feet.
11:02:33 Devastator: we do have a disintegration spell, but that seems more like 'get out of the stomach' kinda spell, rather than to use it on the first bit of floor.
11:02:51 Devastator: no, can't make four shoes from one bag with no tools.
11:02:58 Devastator: ..that might make this worse.
11:03:15 ER: it won't actually remove anything, or permanantly change its properties
11:03:28 ER: it'll turn into liquid flesh, then back into solid flesh
11:04:43 Devastator: does that kill things?
11:06:00 ER: generally living things don't like having their vital bits be in the wrong shape
11:06:36 Devastator: nice to be confirmed when maig is about, though.
11:06:46 Devastator: and liquification might let us get through bars or something.
11:08:02 Devastator: ..also, we have picks?
11:08:10 Devastator: not sure when we got those.
11:08:28 ER: you've used it several times
11:09:11 Devastator: those kind of picks.
11:09:16 Devastator: I thought you meant lockpicks.
11:09:46 ER: this isn't the kind of door you could do anything to with a lockpick
11:11:06 Devastator: oh well, we'd have had to touch something. No planks to tie to our feet.
11:11:09 Devastator: ugh, nothing for it.
11:15:49 Devastator: "Strawberry Fields.. and Marshmallow Skies.."
16:29:38 Devastator:
Piecewise, is what
ER suggested yesterday true? Am I even more screwed with the sky goddess after summoning down the last of her power on earth, and then letting it be killed off?
16:30:03 ER: I doubt that was all of her
16:30:17 ER: more like, that's as close to an in-person meeting you're gonna get
16:48:26 Devastator: dunno, have a plan.
16:48:29 Devastator: probably a bad one.
17:15:03 ER: well, I did notify him at the same time I did you :P
19:07:11 Piecewise: screwed in what way?
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