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00:01:44 Devastator: hello
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00:06:38 piecewise: hows it going
ER? Are you out of a job now?
00:06:41 ER:
piecewise, I need an OMNITECH waifu body, could I buy one off you
00:09:54 piecewise: You need an omnitech waifu eh?
00:10:16 piecewise: I think Ji has a *slightly* used one
00:10:41 ER: hmm, I don't think that would work
00:12:14 piecewise: Are you thinking of joining mook as an anime girl or did your neethood just suddenly increase your desire for waifus?
00:14:28 ER: feel free to keep guessing?
00:15:00 piecewise: Are you gonna resell it to perverts for profit?
00:15:04 piecewise: Is that the new job?
00:15:27 ER: what do you think I am, a capitalist?
00:15:46 piecewise: Gonna buy a dozen or so and do a live action version of Madoka on broadway?
00:16:41 piecewise: Getting in on the Vtuber craze and want to bring it to the next level?
00:17:44 ER: that's not it but it would be fun to get a vtuber avatar and start streaming as an anime girl
00:18:04 ER: put on my best girl voice and see if people notice
00:19:56 piecewise: There are male vtubers
00:20:01 piecewise: they're just not as successful
00:20:13 piecewise: I still remember the original vtuber...Broteam
00:21:40 piecewise: that was back when that software just came out
00:23:03 ER: but yeah, waifu body, give pls
00:24:18 piecewise: I'll put it in the mail
01:01:24 Devastator: so you going to be able to beat the robot army,
ER?
01:01:59 ER: that's like asking if I'll be able to splash around the ocean with my hands
01:02:22 ER: I mean, sure, I can do a little bit of it
01:03:34 Devastator: Then take advantage of the difference between the singular and plural yous, and beat it with everyone. ;-p
01:09:38 Devastator: wonder what the villain will be in season 2 of psycho pass.
01:11:35 Devastator: maybe aliens attakc.
01:12:02 ER: "give us our damned guns back you barbarians"
01:13:12 Devastator: "These guns only work on humans! Dammit!"
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01:48:09 syv: I like the original song quite a bit, but yesterday I listened to this instrumental, and removing Aviators' vocals does so much for it.
01:50:11 syv: Got... enough sleep, and talked to friends a lot.
01:50:19 syv: Haven't gotten anything done really, but meh.
01:51:42 ER: the more not doing things, the better
02:33:42 Devastator: hmm, back to car game..
02:39:21 Devastator: 37 horsepower engines!
02:47:51 ER: let's watch wolf movie some time that's not now
02:50:26 ER: I feel exhausted for some reason
02:52:16 Devastator: movie with wolf kids?
02:52:20 Devastator: or that princess momo thing?
02:54:53 syv: Mononoke is inevitably much better, but we agreed to watch it later in PS's progression.
02:55:31 Devastator: well, fi that's next, got a link?
02:55:33 Devastator: I don't think I have that.
02:57:37 syv: Would you prefer PP or RZ?
02:58:07 syv: I was figuring Egan was interested in that and you were meh, so it might've become something for when you're busy but he wants to watch something.
02:58:37 Devastator: RZ sounds more interesting, but I'm not uninterested in PP.
02:58:48 Devastator: so don't delay it for me, but I'd like to see it together if possible.
03:04:47 Devastator: ..is the PS progression thing simply waiting until alida's the same size as the giant wolf in Mononoke, or is there something else?
03:15:52 Devastator: mmm, that was two weeks away, right? So after this witch.
03:16:01 Devastator: or was it after the next witch?
03:20:44 Devastator: well, guys just rolled a 5 for finding a dwarf mine, so..
03:54:39 Devastator: well, have to watch the movie to find out, then. ;-p
04:03:40 Devastator: lets see, right now roughly 6' 3". Next witch about 7' 0". Witch after that 7' 10".
04:03:50 Devastator: ..yeah, probably less than two weeks before she realizes what a monster she is.
04:14:32 Devastator: mmm, lets see, 7 feet she can probably look down at most people without issue. 7' 10", she'll have to start kneeling. So between two and four weeks.
04:23:26 Devastator: it'll be a while before she can't roll up inside a bedroom, sadly.
04:23:31 Devastator: assuming it's empty.
04:25:08 Devastator: the hard part would be changing without slamming into the wall.
04:30:13 syv: Family is going to wonder why there's fur all over her room.
04:30:39 Devastator: it's soft and fluffy! ;-p
04:31:24 Devastator: I'm sure they'd find out sometime. Or maybe not.
04:33:01 Devastator: and she hasn't started shaving herself trying to get even more fluffy by sleeping in a pile of it. ;-p
04:36:41 Devastator: nah. Save that for if and when she's sleeping outside.
04:40:00 Devastator: ..although, actually, I was thinking she wouldn't actually shed.
04:40:06 Devastator: since it's just part of her body, you know?
04:40:17 Devastator: and in human wouldn't drop skin flakes or have loose hair strands.
04:40:48 Devastator: ..yeah, neither do I.
04:40:56 Devastator: maybe it just vanishes when she forgets about it.
04:44:36 syv: PS magical girls are less real than PM3 magical girls, I believe.
04:45:22 Devastator: so maybe it only happens if you think about it.
04:45:40 Devastator: like if you had bad dandruff, you still would have bad dandruff, but if it wasn't a problem, it would never be one.
04:47:35 Devastator: mmm, alida's adventures in self-delusion to become a wolfgirl..
04:47:39 Devastator: nah, would have been less fun.
04:47:53 Devastator: oh well, hope you guys can handle k-com.
04:55:29 syv: I have faith in my planes.
04:55:41 syv: Though that Jaeger was underwhelming.
04:59:11 Devastator: It did some damage. Just had a bad defense roll.
04:59:28 Devastator: it is cheaper than your jets, remember.
05:00:20 syv: Most of my jets' price is in flight.
05:00:31 syv: And those tanks require dedicated transports.
05:00:58 Devastator: they are better than your jets.
05:02:54 Devastator: game;s just pretty random.
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05:36:03 Devastator: heard you got your splatbook.
05:37:21 syv: Passives are great though.
05:37:26 MidJag: No other item is even close to that level of world destroying potential
05:37:50 syv: IIRC, resistance to an element is average power for an attuned item, of which you get only three slots?
05:38:25 MidJag: having resistance to two is pretty good though
05:38:58 MidJag: And a straght +2 to a stat is pretty good as well, straight +'s are rare
05:41:07 syv: 73 "You can use an action to cast one 2nd-level spell (chosen by the DM) from the artifact. After you cast the spell, roll a d6. On a roll of 1-5, you can't cast it again until the next dawn."
05:41:08 syv: 70 (Another daily spell, but it's 5th level)
05:41:08 syv: 16 Disadvantage on saves vs poison.
05:41:48 MidJag: eh, poision isn't that big of a deal, lots of things cure it.
05:41:52 syv: I misread the reroll as roll a d100 at first, which would give you *many* casts of a 5th level spell.
05:42:13 Devastator: What fifth level spell?
05:42:29 syv: And yeah, it could be *amazing*
05:42:35 MidJag: heh, "mass cure wounds"
05:43:14 MidJag: so now you get 3 casts of a 5th level before you end the world
05:43:26 syv: If I were the GM, I would have a *great* deal of difficulty not granting that specifically.
05:44:35 Devastator: "What jackass wizard made this?"
05:44:42 Devastator: Also, bought number simulator the game,
MJ.
05:47:02 Devastator: "You are a car designer."
05:47:28 MidJag: ah right you told me about this
dev
05:49:01 syv: Hum. Thinking about this list of random boons/curses.
05:49:54 syv: Would be an amusing, if dumb, game to have each player get a randomly generated artifact with an equal number of boons and curses. You can choose to add more of both, getting random results, until you decide it's too cursed to risk any more.
05:49:59 syv: Then you fight the other players.
05:50:53 MidJag: That does sound entertaining.
05:51:12 MidJag: So every game just turns it every player praying they don't just explode into a mass of curses
05:51:18 syv: One guy would have a sword that protects against disease, and makes his back itch. Another guy would be a blind, deaf, sickly cripple that has the ability to cast meteor swarm.
05:56:59 Devastator: One guy would be shunned by all intelligent creatures but have a loyal army of monkeys.
05:58:22 MidJag: Does dubs have a boons curses generator? It seems like something he would have.
05:59:29 Devastator:
piecewise, do you have a curse generator?
06:01:22 syv: Lemme check the generator compilation.
06:01:45 syv: I'm reminded of my gun generator.
06:02:17 syv: "Your suppressed pistol is strapped across your back by its underbarrel zweihander."
06:03:13 syv: There's an artifact generator.
06:03:45 syv: Doesn't really work for this, though.
06:05:33 syv: "Is an alien creature or seemingly organic specimen of non-Earth origin", "Sentient Specimen", "Danger rating: Predictable risks (moderate)", "Specific Threats: Flammable (27)", "Shape: Pocket Knife". Alpha Negative... Kingdoms lost.... Babel...
06:06:33 syv: So a sentient organic pocket knife that can catch fire. Predictably, it can cut you and burn you.
06:06:43 syv: But not really something you can stack.
06:09:26 Devastator: dual-bladed organic pocket knife.
06:11:14 Devastator: yes you can stack it.
06:11:55 Devastator: time to open up DF and read the description of a random dwarf.
06:19:21 Devastator: "When possible, he prefers to consume squid, sea nettle jellyfish, prickle berries, potato wine and white millet flour"
06:26:53 syv: I don't drink alcohol, let alone *potato wine*
06:27:16 MidJag: I was wondering if when you looked it up it mentioned what it tasted ike
06:29:31 MidJag: Actually when I think about I know a guy who madde potatoe win
06:29:44 MidJag: or vodka, one of the two.
06:47:59 Devastator: vodka is often made from potatos.
06:48:09 Devastator: Can't really make wine from it, they're too starchy.
06:48:18 Devastator: maybe I'm wrong though.
06:48:53 Devastator: so no, they probably made vodka then.
06:53:02 MidJag: Maybe like sweet potatoes? they've got to be good for something~
06:53:35 Devastator: Just saying can't add sugar because that's not how dwarven magic brewing works.
06:53:47 Devastator: and they actually have sugar.
07:03:10 MidJag: Ah boy I'm in for a long night, I just realized I lost the data for one of my lab reports.
07:04:00 MidJag: Eh, Normally I would just walk into the lab on monday and get the data then, but COVID makes that not exactlly viable.
07:04:46 MidJag: Eh, it's worth five points, not worth losing sleep over it.
07:05:46 MidJag: I'll just write up a methods section say my results were unable to be documented due to my phone being broken at the time and I couldn't write anything with my arm.
07:05:56 MidJag: Both of which were true.
07:06:23 MidJag: And I thought someone had texted me my results with his phone but I guess those have finished into the aether.
07:06:34 MidJag: Ah well should be half credit at the very worst.
07:07:07 Devastator: Sounds like you're fine.
07:08:34 MidJag: Should be. Also online school is literally just the worst I have to say. It's just so unegnaging it's hard to learn anything.
07:11:02 MidJag: It's if the only way you could learn anything was by sitting through the worlds most boring youtube video, even if it's on a subject you find intresting
07:12:54 MidJag: Ah well, next semster will hopefully be the eseiset classes I've ever taken
07:13:23 MidJag: I'm taking a SCUBA and a buisness magament class as an example of the gernal intellectual challenge here.
07:13:27 Devastator: yeah, can be accurate.
07:14:00 MidJag: I'm excited for the Scuba class honestlly, I've always wanted to learn how to do it.
07:15:50 Devastator: It's probably more fun in places where you have things to look at.
07:16:10 MidJag: I expect yeah. And Alabama does have some cool diving spots apperently.
07:17:16 Devastator: BC isn't a huge diving hotspot.
07:17:19 Devastator: but what do I know?
07:17:23 MidJag: I expect it's rather cold
07:18:22 Devastator: I also live 500 miles from the sea.
07:19:32 MidJag: But yeah, I'll be careful, I've just always thought it was the coolest thing and wanted to learn how to do it.
07:20:11 Devastator: seems like there are some good places.
07:20:16 Devastator: There are lots of surfers.
07:22:48 Devastator: and there is a summer.
07:23:21 MidJag: Heh, true, but I expect the water is still rather chilly~
07:24:17 MidJag: I expect they wear wetsuits or something as well
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08:35:00 Topic for #einsteinianroulette: Fleshorrors dream of feline BASS
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21:16:35 ER: if I enchanted your skin with Volitile Diminish BlackSulpher Fire Explosion, would you die?
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