00:12:04 Devastator: That would work, yes. I don't think it'd be particularly hard.
00:12:07 Devastator: wonder how many they'd get.
00:12:47 ER: though it's past the point where I can't tell because too many zeros
00:13:23 Devastator: It'd require more than 14 minutes, but there's probably well over 100,000 people who would be willing to have sex with aliens at short notice.
00:13:23 ER: 100000 people in 14 minutes would be almost certainly an exaggeration. I wonder how long it WOULD take
00:14:04 Devastator: No idea. It'd depend on logistics.
00:25:56 Devastator: 72 hours, if it was really, really important and people actually tried.
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03:43:14 Devastator: writing the next part of the update.
03:43:38 syv: Okay. Guess I'll be poking shadowclaw.
03:43:44 Devastator: might try for an each two week update schedule.
03:47:47 Devastator: you posted orders to give HA an ERA kit.
03:47:53 Devastator: but no full orders.
03:48:05 ER: can't buy jet, I don't got no money
03:50:57 ER: tell irony to disregard his own project and buy me jets or something
03:51:07 ER: maybe I should tear down some of my base
03:51:46 syv:
Dev's been telling me I should tear down some of these workshops.
03:52:48 syv: ...Though, actually, if they reduced cost that would still be pretty nice.
03:53:11 syv:
Dev, if I built large workshops that can only build large planes, how much would that save m?
03:53:46 Devastator: Just "Planes" or one specific design?
03:54:33 syv: Planes, like the fighter jet or transport plane.
03:55:01 Devastator: -25 to build and 5 upkeep.
03:55:53 Devastator: one specific design is half-price.
03:55:59 syv: And if it only built jets, or derivatives of the current--okay.
03:56:18 Devastator: that would be able to build anything that's Large and has [flier]
03:56:25 Devastator: for the -25 cost and -5 upkeep.
03:56:50 Devastator: No, those are biological organisms..
03:57:36 Devastator: Yeah, but large bio units take huge workshops.
03:58:48 Devastator: I would let you design a workshop that can do bio units without the size premium, and if you added a bio-only thing it'd be enough to count for a -50 and -10.
03:59:03 Devastator: but then you can only make dragons.
04:02:26 Piecewise: I'm telling them your secrets
sy
04:02:45 syv: Which you know and they don't?
04:03:16 ER: what, like him actually being greatwyrmgold?
04:03:18 Piecewise: maybe even secrets you don't know
04:03:43 syv: What, like the contents of my porn folder?
04:04:01 syv: The only reason people don't know that is 'cause nobody asks.
04:04:04 ER: let's be honest,
PW probably knows everything about porn
04:04:14 Piecewise: does it include the game "Teaching feeling" made by the same guy as "butterfly affections"?
04:04:19 ER: he's the porn god and has very specific omniscience
04:04:26 syv: Haven't opened it yet though.
04:04:39 Devastator: There was a porn scandal recently, come to think of it.
04:04:43 syv: I love Ray-K's work though.
04:05:02 syv: Need to read the VN version of Butterfly Affection...
04:06:53 Devastator: just at the degree of porn-related knowledge.
04:07:01 Devastator: it's a joke, but it is also true.
04:07:06 Devastator: the skeleton is a simple man.
04:08:05 syv: I wonder which of us knows more.
04:08:12 syv: Probably him, but I still wonder.
04:09:31 Devastator: ..I will never forget you not recognizing that eRPG as one.
04:10:34 syv: Hey,
Piecewise, is Apocalypse world an ERP game?
04:11:11 syv: Yeah, I think me and Dubs are too far gone as far as looking at porn.
04:11:38 syv: So something where it's not made explicit and doesn't measure the length of your junk? Doesn't class as porn to us.
04:12:11 Piecewise: Is fatal an ERPG? Or is it just horrifically senseless?
04:12:27 Devastator: FATAL is an eRPG for the saddest population of RPG players.
04:12:29 syv: I think it's an eRPG, yes.
04:12:44 ER: it is a general use RPG made by someone very obsessed and horny
04:12:48 syv: Because some parts of it do feel like the guy was furiously jacking off while writing.
04:13:24 Piecewise: Jerking off with a sliderule judging by the way it functions
04:13:27 ER: it's like, he didn't set out to write an erpg, he just so happened to be fapping while writing parts of it
04:13:43 syv: I don't think he actually knew how to use a slide rule.
04:14:12 syv: There is not much in the system to suggest he understands math, he just likes how numbers look.
04:14:18 ER: just come up with some numbers
04:15:40 Piecewise: Maybe just obsessive compulsive about measuring body parts then
04:15:55 Piecewise: really gets off knowing exactly how big that anus is
04:16:36 syv: I think it's an obsession with the anus, as well as an obsession with the numbers, so he just ties the numbers to the anus.
04:16:55 syv: It's not actually relevant what the numbers *are*, just that there's numbers there.
04:17:09 syv: Hence why one can have a negative anal circumference.
04:17:56 Piecewise: I wonder what that would look like
04:18:23 Piecewise: Hey
sy, you remember the name of that shindol comic about the amputee?
04:18:41 Piecewise: I think it has something to do with metal
04:19:03 syv: Considering the only functional effect of it is increasing damage when accidentally assraped, my guess is that it functionally means you A) have smooth skin where a hole should be, and B) have an unusually high density of blood vessels under that skin.
04:19:09 syv: Hence more damage due to bloodloss.
04:19:16 syv: Also no, Shindol makes me sad.
04:20:25 ER: you might guess that I've never tried to gaze directly at fatal
04:20:33 syv: I've read the entire thing...
04:21:17 Piecewise: Its really more worth while to have someone give you highlights
04:21:26 Piecewise: Also, Fragile and Tough
04:21:37 Piecewise: and its like shindol's one comic thats not terrible
04:21:38 ER: then I feel that my actions or lack thereof regarding fatal are totally justified
04:22:10 Devastator: finished the update.
04:23:01 Piecewise: need to reedit my cookies to get back into exhentai sometime
04:36:49 syv: Okay, I must have seen that before, I remember "Ampu-punch"
04:37:08 syv: Maybe it was a reference in something else, but that is too notably odd to forget.
04:37:24 syv: I've forgotten the rest...
04:39:40 ER: wonder what course of action I should be taking now
04:40:25 Piecewise: Compared to shindol's OTHER famous work, its pretty damn wholesome
04:40:38 syv: I recommend not reading,
ER.
04:40:57 syv: If you found Katawa Shoujo unpleasant, well, this is gonna be worse inevitably.
04:40:57 Piecewise: A man chooses, a slave obeys
04:41:17 ER: did I say that I found that unpleasant?
04:41:41 syv: What does someone who follows suggestions class as?
04:41:55 ER: a man doesn't listen to philosopical bullshit,
PW
04:42:05 syv: Your response seemed to be "meh", with a dash of "ew" during Emi's scenes.
04:42:13 syv: Also I read Emi's route a little while ago.
04:42:32 syv: Was pretty surprised at how many sex scenes she gets, did not expect that at all.
04:43:08 syv: I didn't count, but it felt like more than that?
04:43:18 syv: At least they were amusing, so not all bad.
04:43:31 Piecewise: KS struck me as really inconsistent in its writing.
04:43:44 Piecewise: couldn't tell you what the fuck was going on with deaf chick
04:43:53 Piecewise: I left that route confused
04:44:14 ER: I never did go back to it. lazy
04:44:28 ER: too much entertainment, need more entertainment
04:44:53 syv: And yeah, different writers for each route.
04:44:55 Piecewise: have you considered heroin? Oh wait, poor
04:45:06 Piecewise: have you considered huffing glue?
04:45:24 ER: I have enough body chemicals
04:45:33 Piecewise: how can you be sure of that
04:46:24 ER: also I tried shoving beer into my meatframe and experinced no benefits
04:46:26 Devastator: I'll be putting more shenanigans in this coming part in extinction,
ER.
04:46:54 Devastator: Need
MJ here to say 'then it wasn't enough beer.'
04:47:58 ER: tastes nasty, takes me at least an hour to get through one can
04:48:20 Devastator: Yeah, then beer isn't for you.
04:48:36 ER: or even when it tastes kinda good, it doesn't taste like I wanna chug it
04:50:10 Devastator: good then, means you aren't an alcoholic.
04:50:54 ER: unlike certain people who won't shut up about beer
04:51:59 syv: By which I mean I've thoroughly enjoyed it on the few occasions I've been drunk, but I was a complete asshole to everyone the whole time.
04:52:20 syv: Doesn't seem like the best of tradeoffs.
04:52:28 syv: Ohhhh yes much worse than usual.
04:52:58 Piecewise: How many casualties?
04:52:59 syv: That doujin really is uncharacteristically wholesome for Shindoll.
04:53:38 syv: Quamp porn is particularly odd. How it includes these two completely opposite categories of stuff, generally right next to each other with no particular dividing line.
04:54:13 syv: "Over here we have a horrifying fantasy about destroying a person as thoroughly and utterly as we possibly can... and here's a happy story about overcoming adversity and helping someone, yay!"
04:55:03 Piecewise: I mean, I guess it depends on how one becomes an amputee
04:55:08 syv: You would like some of the reconstruction/cyborg stuff they make,
ER.
04:55:15 syv: If it weren't for the sex part of it, I guess.
04:55:50 ER: THE FLESH IS WEAK [BINARY SNIFFLING SOUNDS]
04:56:04 syv: Just strikes me as two entirely seperate emotional tones, Dubs. Don't entirely get how people can like one of those while being perfectly fine with the other one being right next to it.
04:56:10 Piecewise: You ever see that image set some artist did about a girl being ransomed back to her parents with pieces being cut off? ANd how someone fan imaged her as the deus guy
04:56:32 syv: I definitely know the second image, yes, I have it saved somewhere.
04:57:00 syv: The first image I thought was just her in hospital bed, surrounded by flowers, with her mother braiding her hair. Also have that saved. Was it part of a series?
04:58:35 syv: I have wondered if they play off of each other like that.
04:59:00 syv: People who like the happy recovery stories can fantasize about intervening in the horrible torture stories and rescuing the girls.
04:59:26 syv: Still strikes me as odd. Can't think of any other place where two so totally opposite genres exist in such harmony.
04:59:29 ER: it's fantasies all the way down
05:00:11 ER: for example, I want to melt down into a mass of undifferenciated cells and then absorb every animal on the planet into one giant organism
05:00:12 Piecewise: Well, they have to get hurt for you to help them
05:00:32 Piecewise: sort of a natural balance I suppose
05:01:39 ER: no more war, no more hate, just fleshmindbrain
05:01:43 Piecewise: and now I'm sitting here trying to find that image and fillign google with some very questionable search terms
05:03:04 syv: Guess I might as well check my backups...
05:03:23 syv: Worst case scenario the first one seems to get posted in like half of d's amputee threads.
05:03:47 syv: ...And it's active enough you could probably just pop in and ask for the images.
05:04:15 ER: just use humans as your search engine
05:04:18 Piecewise: I'm checking Gelbooru first
05:04:37 Piecewise: and their idea of "Amputee" unfortunately has some guro overlap
05:05:16 ER stares into space innocently
05:05:28 syv: I'm like 90% sure the same artist that drew the non-deus image is mostly guro.
05:05:41 syv: I forget his name but someone mentioned it and I checked his work, and... yeah.
05:05:53 syv: Very skilled, but not what I want to see.
05:10:27 Devastator: "I wish I was a superpowered cyborg"
05:11:46 syv: WHERE THE FUCK DID I PUT THESE
05:12:22 Devastator: Naming your folder (0)(o) has a downside.
05:13:13 syv: Actually they're pretty well named.
05:13:20 syv: I'm just crap at actually organizing things.
05:13:41 Piecewise: Real, Not real, Uh Oh
05:18:58 Piecewise: Stay out of the non-Euclidian folder.
05:19:20 syv: Like I'd have that, that stuff makes me feel sick.
05:19:53 ER: that would be a classification system
05:21:06 Piecewise: "Show to grandma", "Keep for myself", "Automatically delete upon death"
05:22:15 ER: the image itself scans whoever is looking at it, and if it detects the person isn't you it erases the last 15 seconds of their memory and then deletes the entire folder
05:22:17 syv: Watch your parents react to your worst stuff.
05:23:46 ER: I dunno what qualifies as my worst stuff
05:24:31 syv: Probably things Dubs or myselt have sent you.
05:24:53 ER: but it's not like I've saved them
05:29:47 syv: A problem at this point is that I'm going through backups, which have backups saved inside them, and at least one has a backup inside the backup's backup.
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05:30:00 syv: And I now suspect I've failed to backup this.
05:30:54 syv: Looking through backups of porn folders trying to find some amputee art Dubs requested.
05:31:05 Devastator: why not just.. not do that?
05:31:19 syv: Because it should've been easy!
05:31:23 Devastator: I mean you don't have to provide.
05:31:30 syv: I saved it in the fucking humor file!
05:32:02 syv: And I actually *like* that art.
05:32:25 syv: It's the one of the quamp girl in a hospital bed, surrounded by flowers, while her mother braids her hair.
05:32:39 syv: And the followup image where she's redrawn as the deus ex cyborg dude.
05:32:54 syv: You wouldn't happen to have this saved, would you?
05:33:27 MidJag: I know what your talking about, but nope. Didn't save it.
05:33:57 syv: It's probably on my other phone and I just forgot to back up the files.
05:41:08 MidJag: I gotta go to bed soon. But I have surgery on thursday and assuming I can type in the day or so after I'll have nothing to do for a couple of days.
05:41:45 Devastator: we can watch stuff.
05:41:59 ER: what parts ya gonna replace with glorious machines?
05:42:42 syv: Oh, we can finally finish magia record
05:42:59 MidJag: I will probably be in the perfect mood for that.
05:44:03 MidJag: But I'm getting a labrum repair, which is essentially where they fix up a part of your shoulder by using biodgradable spikes to put it back together.
05:46:20 MidJag: The flesh is weak. But sadlly we can't make anything much better right now.
05:52:10 MidJag: Alright I'm going to bed. night'
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06:19:22 Devastator: You know, in OotS, I'm wondering what kind of human would join the Creed of Stone, to go worship rocks.
06:19:36 Devastator: There's a couple of them in the religion.
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06:29:03 ER: I mean, some humans go study geology for years and years
06:29:33 ER: I think that if there's a thing then it's possible for there to be a human who's obscessed with thing
06:29:44 Devastator_: Or if there isn't a thing.
06:30:06 ER: there are plenty of not-things which humans have never thought about
06:30:12 ER: on account of being not-things
06:31:26 Devastator_: oh, updated extinction again.
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06:31:35 Devastator_: this time there's a need for an actual vote.
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06:37:29 ER: if I'm too tired to do that I really should just go to bed
06:39:08 ER: and hopefully bounce back out of the depression cycle rather than sink even deeper into it
06:39:36 ER: it's a joke, because that doesn't happen
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07:49:00 Devastator: Also realized that Dwarf Holy Water is booze.
07:49:03 Devastator: because of course it is.
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13:18:24 syv: I was right, just didn't back it up off of my phone. Dumb
syv.
13:19:12 syv: Someone ask Dubs if these were what he was referring to.
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23:17:32 Devastator: which is better, a spear or a glaive?
23:18:16 Devastator: also need to talk about that birb, because I want to do weird stuff.
23:20:33 Devastator: You up for breaking the tie,
ER?
23:43:43 ER: interesting how looking up "darkest dungeon hellion" in images like the fifth thing down the list is a sprite of her with her boobs out from the steam workshop
23:52:07 ER: further down was an article listing the best nude mods for dd
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