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00:14:06 Devastator: he does that sometime to shitpost.
00:14:24 Piecewise: Just here to complain about lack of posts
00:25:50 ER: went back and read some of the pages he's in
00:26:11 Devastator: OotS has many great characters.
00:36:09 Devastator: also good dwarf joke.
02:23:35 ER: LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL
02:54:41 ER: now, this song... makes me want to run FMD and able make sure there are bossfights against mecha? Hmm.
03:07:58 ER: (for all out righteous crimes we compensate)
03:08:08 ER: (but as for me it far too late)
03:08:20 ER: (I can't deny the voices inside my brain)
03:08:30 ER: (it's not a dream, we're one and the same!)
03:08:42 Piecewise: MGR:R has some great buttrock
03:11:01 ER: imma go ahead and replay the bladewolf DLC now
03:11:10 ER: anyone interested in watching on twitch
03:11:15 Devastator: that where you're playing as bladewolf?
03:18:22 ER: mistral is VERY hammy in this story
03:18:38 Piecewise: You think she asked for big robo titties?
03:19:28 Devastator: only question is if she demanded upgrades or stuck with the 1.0 model.
03:20:17 Piecewise: Have you played other Platinum games?
03:20:17 Devastator: they should just make a full game of this sort of thing.
03:20:21 Devastator: you're a shapeshifting robot assassin.
03:20:58 Piecewise: If you haven't played Vanquish you should
03:22:58 Piecewise: about a man with a power suit doing slow motion rocket powered kicks while shooting people in the face
03:23:07 ER: BUCKLE THE FUCK UP LITTLE DOGGY
03:23:10 Devastator: does he have rocket launchers in his boots?
03:24:51 Devastator: does the DLC end with you fighting and losing to Raiden?
03:25:27 Piecewise: I can hear myself pinging you on stream. Time to count the seconds of delay
03:26:07 ER: anyway, I forgot that B was the stealth kill button
03:26:21 ER: bladewolf is more stealth focused than raiden
03:26:28 Piecewise: he's also more fragile
03:26:34 Piecewise: which I guess is fair
03:26:44 Piecewise: he does get his butt kicked by raiden after all
03:32:01 ER: and hate how he jumps one foot too short
03:33:22 Piecewise: You got Donkey Konged
03:35:59 Devastator: dah dah dah dah daaaaaah.
03:36:56 Piecewise: Please ignore the big wiggly tail peaking out from behind the cubicle
03:40:34 Piecewise: "I wish to know what pain is"
03:40:53 Devastator: Man, that would be an incredibly shitty wish.
03:41:34 Piecewise: Aladdin would be a very different movie if his first wish was "Choke me, Daddy"
03:42:07 Piecewise:
ER's greatest foe is jumping
03:42:14 Devastator: need more Mobility.
03:43:01 Piecewise: opened a chest and fell off
03:43:20 Piecewise: Like the goober he is
03:46:31 Piecewise: You'd think with his giant intellect he would have bisected her freaking head not just stole the remote
03:46:51 ER: probably thicker armor there than the arm
03:47:08 ER: and he doesn't have the "killer instinct" of man. he just wants to be free
03:47:48 Piecewise: he should have the killer instinct of
ER at this point
03:47:56 Piecewise: but he still seems to get killed a lot~
03:48:47 ER: did I get get air comboed by an ai
03:50:51 ER: reminder that that all took place in the same courtyard that mistral has been looking over this whole time
03:50:59 Piecewise: former console exclusive platinum game wonderful 101 is on steam now
03:51:04 ER: and she could totally just jump down
03:51:06 Piecewise: where you play as 101 heroes
04:00:24 ER: jump onto it and then shove a chainsaw through its brain
04:02:53 Piecewise: They don't notice your clanky ass galloping up behind them
04:02:59 Piecewise: so maybe their robo-ears are clogged
04:03:39 Devastator: it must have a silencer.
04:06:38 ER: problem with using a two-handed weapon:
04:06:46 ER: when I slice off your arm, you're fucked
04:13:55 ER: wow, not using any healing items at all and never upgrading my health is hard! :P
04:13:56 Piecewise: stop getting killed
er
04:14:22 Piecewise: if you assign your health item to a slot it will auto heal you
04:14:32 Devastator: all you need is damage.
04:15:29 Piecewise: I like how bladewolf only gives him a little taste of the saw
04:16:15 Devastator: have to sharpen more teeth that way.
04:16:18 Devastator: and bladewolf not good at that.
04:17:26 Piecewise:
ER really needs to start drinking some milk
04:17:47 Devastator: ..I don't get that.
04:19:23 Piecewise: Why does it seem like these giant mechs are significantly less effective than just...a random edge lord with a katana?
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04:20:33 syv: Obviously an edge lord with a katana is stronger than mecha.
04:20:33 ER: ALL THIS... AND BEATEN BY A GODDAMN MUTT
04:20:43 syv: It's doubling up on one stat.
04:20:59 syv: Mecha are just +size. Not optimal at all.
04:22:03 Piecewise: that face doesn't look so good up close
04:23:27 Devastator: don't tell alida that,
syv.
04:23:44 Piecewise: But what about weeb mech?
04:25:26 Piecewise: I yelled at Irony to get in here so we can watch anime
04:25:29 ER: it's not like I'm in practice with this game, and I didn't really bother optimizing anything
04:26:04 Devastator: show is good so far.
04:26:09 Devastator: we got through five, right?
04:26:58 Devastator: right, and were going to meet the IMMOVABLE
04:27:12 syv: When does the rabbit appear?
04:27:24 syv: At this point rabbit will only be a third of the show.
04:27:24 Devastator: dunno, probably sometime.
04:27:33 ER: man, Mistral never really gets to be anything but a hammy arbitrary bad guy, but her song is good
04:27:41 Piecewise: I forget exact episode when he appears, but he's in the latter half or so
04:28:27 syv: I was expecting potato rabbit waifu.
04:29:52 Piecewise: I say he but "his" gender is never actually stated
04:30:36 syv: What is an ambiguous gender waifu/husbando called?
04:30:46 syv: Waibando? Schrodinger's Trap?
04:33:13 Piecewise: irony is playing an MMO
04:33:20 Piecewise: we'll never see him again
04:33:33 Piecewise: Elder Scrolls online
04:34:06 Devastator: ahh, that's surviveable.
04:36:05 Devastator: wine cellar and crates of whiskey.
04:36:13 Devastator: and man, dubs, that one's old.
04:36:38 Devastator: I remember that one from years ago.. and it was old then.
04:37:56 Devastator: I did forget Calgary.
04:38:40 ER: probably embroiled in elf degeneracy in that mmo
04:39:01 Devastator: might have predated youtube.
04:39:01 Piecewise: is Elder scrolls online a steam game?
04:39:05 ER: therefore I move that we bypass moth
04:39:06 Piecewise: Can we steam slap him?
04:39:11 syv: And apparently reached #9 comedy video at some point, despite only having six million views.
04:39:22 Devastator: twenty minutes, and then boot to head.
04:39:34 Piecewise: I think it was a flash animation before it was on youtube
04:40:02 Devastator: another one to send NG for 'videos predating youtube'
04:41:51 Devastator: too similar to Ultimate Showdown.
04:43:09 ER: but yeah, are we really gonna keep waiting for iron
04:45:51 ER: "mathematical model is a powerful tool for taking hard problems and moving them to the methods section"
04:46:43 Piecewise: what about this video
dev?
04:53:15 Devastator: oh, thoughts on the new prequel?
04:53:18 Devastator: Katia out of magic?
04:54:26 ER: I think she's just been awake too damn long to learn it
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04:55:26 IronyOwl: I'm here has the gnome death started yet
04:55:27 Devastator: hey, it's the ironic winged creature.
04:55:40 Devastator: no, the munchkins remain unmolested.
04:56:02 Devastator: But they do have hats.
04:56:05 Devastator: so maybe they could be gnomes?
04:56:29 Piecewise: I think we're ready?
04:57:56 Piecewise: Heck of a telescope eh
04:58:32 Devastator: also not how telescopes work.
04:58:45 IronyOwl: what are you talking about
04:58:51 IronyOwl: pipes make telescopes better
04:59:43 IronyOwl: get in the cage, moppets
05:00:41 syv: That's really quite immediate.
05:01:04 ER: good thing that going deeper along has no effect~
05:01:19 Devastator: I think you're supposed to build up a resistance.
05:01:31 Devastator: well, yes, inevitable.
05:01:34 Piecewise: A good trap is easy to get into after all
ER
05:01:56 IronyOwl: I just realized robo-boy has a lil kyyubey on him in that scene
05:02:07 ER: time moves in only one direction
05:02:16 Devastator: ahh, but time is but a window.
05:02:47 Devastator: I do like how his name is supposed to be rubbish.
05:02:51 Devastator: so you can say whatever.
05:03:19 IronyOwl: is she scraping crumbs out of it or what
05:03:28 Devastator: gotta molest the whistle.
05:03:48 Devastator: that's a table, Safe.
05:04:32 IronyOwl: this kid is clearly insane
05:04:40 ER: doesn't really care about anything anymore
05:05:03 Piecewise: That maid has pouches on her headband
05:05:30 Devastator: I don't think there is much sanity down in the abyss.
05:06:56 Devastator: right, under the seafloor.
05:07:05 IronyOwl: nothing bad will come of this~
05:08:08 Devastator: I wonder what other attachment options there were for robo-boy.
05:08:34 IronyOwl: is she a legit blue whistle?
05:08:55 IronyOwl: guess tiny moppets can become high-ranked psychopaths after all
05:08:57 Piecewise: funny you should ask
05:09:37 IronyOwl: so pets of the boss get a promotion
05:09:42 ER: why not just live in a big hole forever
05:09:42 Devastator: so it's not what you know, but who you know.
05:09:44 IronyOwl: still doesn't explain the head pouches
05:09:49 Piecewise: Who is gonna talk back to Ozen?
05:10:07 Devastator: head pouches don't need explanations.
05:10:20 Devastator: like why robo-boy has elf ears.
05:10:45 IronyOwl: that dead fucker whose vomit imp has come bothering her
05:11:25 IronyOwl: more complex eldritch horrors
05:11:47 syv: This hole is just a vertical zone.
05:11:52 ER: didn't exactly stay focused on their quest huh
05:12:02 IronyOwl: it was always a dumb, not very time sensitive quest
05:12:06 Piecewise: funny you should say that
05:12:27 Devastator: infinite sidequests!
05:12:32 IronyOwl: maid morale destroyed
05:12:34 Devastator: man, a speedrun of the abyss would be something.
05:13:07 IronyOwl: get a parachute, leap into the middle, fight off a LOT of hungry pokemon
05:13:22 Devastator: SAFE NOT GOOD ALONE.
05:13:37 IronyOwl: everyone down here needs a pistol
05:13:40 Devastator: she needs like one of those kid tethers.
05:14:32 syv: Yeah, don't wake or warn anyone.
05:14:36 IronyOwl: might wanna wake em up and explain there's a headless filleted fish coming to eat them all
05:14:49 Devastator: although I bet robo-boy and invinicible could take it.
05:14:52 Devastator: hell, probably the maid too.
05:15:42 IronyOwl: robots afraid of ghosts
05:16:02 ER: "Hey. describe the thing that scared you, and I'll go kill it, k?"
05:16:47 Devastator: actually, being more or less immune to physical damage, I could totally see the robot being scared of ghosts.
05:17:08 Devastator: "i can't punch it?"
05:17:23 ER: if you're indestructable, your next biggest problem is getting hacked~
05:17:51 Devastator: probably good for stomping.
05:18:11 Devastator: pickaxe gravestone.
05:18:14 Devastator: these people are dwarves.
05:18:31 Devastator: also, who the hell uses a digging implement as a grave marker?
05:18:55 syv: ...People whose entire lives revolve around grave robbing, to the point they almost worship it/
05:19:07 IronyOwl: bigger question is how long corpses stay buried and still around here
05:20:03 Devastator: needs a bigger name.
05:20:18 syv: Guessing it's the artifact that protects from sickness.
05:20:28 syv: And failed to keep Safe entirely safe.
05:20:41 Devastator: ..how far down was she?
05:20:52 Piecewise: they give a map at the end showing
05:20:53 IronyOwl: fourth layer, I think?
05:21:03 IronyOwl: when she was born, I mean
05:21:03 Devastator: I mean when she was born.
05:21:11 IronyOwl: I think it was fourth, but I'm not sure
05:21:18 syv: At least into the mutation layer.
05:21:21 IronyOwl: ALSO they mentioned brawling with grave robbers from another country
05:21:22 Devastator: mmm, so next one down?
05:21:25 IronyOwl: so I guess the underworld is connected?
05:21:52 IronyOwl: I thiiiiink it was 1 - vomit, 2 - severe, 3- bleeding, 4- humanity/death, 5 - DON'T DO IT BRO
05:22:15 Devastator: so how do white whistles get up?
05:22:19 ER: shallowest was just dizziness
05:22:25 Piecewise: they don't go too far down
05:23:13 Devastator: if you dont' count as human you can get past that barrier.
05:23:35 Devastator: hence why Invinicible is so tall, probably.
05:23:40 ER: OUT PURPOSE IN LIFE LIES IN THE DEEEEPTHS
05:23:41 Devastator: and maybe why mom has infinite hair.
05:23:42 IronyOwl: so whistle hierarchy is more or less transhumanism
05:23:50 Piecewise: the power of infinite hair
05:23:50 Devastator: Might just be the whites.
05:23:57 Devastator: I think they were the only ones who could do that.
05:24:08 Devastator: yes, it is anime, after all.
05:24:08 IronyOwl: could be, but I'd think there'd be a bit of transition
05:24:16 Piecewise: note that the two white whistles we saw were unique, different from each other
05:24:24 Piecewise: while the other whistles are not
05:24:32 Devastator: probably get close to the limit a few times and then you can get past.
05:24:39 syv: Yeah, custom jobs because they're super rare.
05:24:49 IronyOwl: or maybe the normal whistles are building up resilience to survive THE TRANSITION
05:25:39 Devastator: wonder what squareface will turn into.
05:26:02 Devastator: yeah, but he was fast.
05:26:18 Devastator: moles, the speed animal.
05:26:26 IronyOwl: mole cheetahs, nature's why
05:26:43 Devastator: oh, so it's like defcon.
05:27:29 syv: It's not eating people, so I was wrong.
05:27:44 Devastator: it might eat people.
05:28:04 Devastator: Now this is something you don't tell the kid.
05:28:34 Devastator: Yes, doesn't even get a soul gem.
05:28:46 Devastator: Sayaka at least had those.
05:29:21 ER: is she's a construct, why does the curse still hurt her?
05:29:33 IronyOwl: she's not a construct, she's a revenant
05:30:02 ER: a technologically created zombie is just a contruct using a corpse
05:31:03 Devastator: welp. strong girl is strong.
05:31:20 Devastator: and yeah, might want to pull a genos.
05:31:58 ER: hey girl, go ahead and discover your zobie powers now
05:32:13 Devastator: yeah, I mean, you're obviously the magic user. Start channeling or whatever.
05:32:42 Devastator: ..I think you might be in trouble if you kill her.
05:33:34 IronyOwl: I don't think the grapple works kid
05:33:44 Devastator: but he's got one tool.
05:34:46 IronyOwl: well we've confirmed he has blood
05:34:50 IronyOwl: so that's one for science
05:34:56 Devastator: or imitation blood!
05:35:24 Devastator: also, laputa-kid was more indestructable. ;-p
05:35:47 syv: Yep, boots good for stomping
05:36:03 Devastator: what's the head-thing, anyway?
05:36:53 IronyOwl: man you bludgeon children and they start crying at random
05:37:22 Devastator: make them watch you slam their friends into walls.
05:37:45 IronyOwl: so this is just standard punishment among cave raiders
05:37:59 syv: "Good job doing the right thing! Look forward to your punishment."
05:38:21 Devastator: did the meat thing really happen then?
05:38:49 IronyOwl: straight up dinner -> zombie
05:39:31 IronyOwl: is she kidnapping them for training
05:39:43 Devastator: I don't know if this counts as kidnapping.
05:40:15 syv: Stopping and training them is faaar too reasonable.
05:40:27 Devastator: well, she can go up.
05:41:23 IronyOwl: looks like infinite hair was pre-white whistle
05:41:44 Devastator: need more shots. But yes, definite signs of it.
05:41:58 ER: the annihilator is unhurtable
05:42:14 Devastator: ..yeah, considering invinicible is super-strong.
05:43:06 Devastator: invinicible is super-strong.
05:43:12 Devastator: annhiliator must be indestructable then.
05:43:41 Piecewise: Ozen is both tough and strong.
05:43:53 ER: iosa the annihilator survived the planet she was on getting blown up
05:43:54 IronyOwl: she's cheating by being a hollow demon
05:44:11 syv: She's too cool to be cute.
05:44:34 Piecewise: I really dig Ozen's full cave raiding outfit
05:44:40 Devastator: should be in dark souls.
05:44:56 Devastator: doesn't someone have that hat?
05:45:09 Piecewise: big hat has a big hat, but its not flat like that
05:45:18 ER: "go back to being a corpse"
05:45:51 Devastator: Man, people just love experimenting on unconscous robo-boy.
05:45:57 Devastator: it's like the worst curse ever.
05:46:17 syv: Too many tinkerers in this hole.
05:46:35 IronyOwl: they wouldn't be down here if they didn't like poking weird things with sticks
05:47:01 Piecewise: ozen teaching them the important lesson of "You suck, git gud"
05:47:09 syv: Yeah, in layer two looks like.
05:47:13 IronyOwl: and using the venerable technique of "here's some woods, gl hf"
05:47:18 Devastator: throw the lion off the cliff method.
05:47:31 syv: Ahhh, layer 3 will be faster.
05:47:40 syv: Because it's just a cliff the whole way down.
05:47:43 Devastator: 3 is the big shaft, right?
05:47:49 syv: With a ship embedded in it for some reason.
05:48:08 Devastator: someone was hardcore sailing.
05:48:36 syv: Literally under the bottom of the ocean...
05:48:48 Devastator: think it came in the side somehow?
05:49:30 ER: someone really likes the word irredeemable
05:49:43 Devastator: Might be a japanese thing.
05:49:46 Piecewise: It's reg's catchphrase
05:49:48 Devastator: like overuse of 'merit'
05:50:10 IronyOwl: I'm watching the dubs like a pleb, it's here too
05:50:16 syv: He's shouted it a couple times.
05:50:17 Devastator: dub double uses it too.
05:50:37 Devastator: The Immovable Ozen the Immovable.
05:50:51 IronyOwl: The Immovable Sovereign, Ozen the Immovable
05:51:06 syv: Hope this training bit actually matters for the show.
05:51:20 syv: Not very happy with last episode.
05:51:39 IronyOwl: also kinda... confused?
05:51:39 Devastator: not everything can be Puella Magi.
05:51:43 ER: you walk through a fog gate and Immovable Soveriegn, Ozen the Immovable shows up at the bottom of the screen with a health bar WYD
05:51:46 IronyOwl: like she's gonna murder everyone but then nah
05:51:48 syv: Ozen's cool, failcube's a nice reveal, but still kinda ehh.
05:52:12 Devastator: got a long way to fall to be slow like AoT.
05:52:24 syv: Hold up heater shield, run left, look behind me, then turn to her after confirming we're alone.
05:52:36 Devastator: plus I'm liking that Safe hasn't shown any powers.
05:52:39 IronyOwl: GLOW THINGS ARE GOOD ME EAT
05:52:59 ER:
syv, she punches you breaking your guard and then vicerals you and you die
05:53:07 IronyOwl: instantly grabbed by a catfish
05:53:18 Devastator: Safe is more than ten steps away from robot.
05:53:31 Devastator: Maybe that's her superpower.
05:53:50 Devastator: Hell, that happened in the first episode with dragonslug.
05:54:00 Devastator: ten steps away from anyone else, and BAM.
05:54:13 IronyOwl: delicious zombie blood
05:55:02 ER: cly they need to merge then
05:55:12 IronyOwl: this is how we got robo boy in the first place
05:55:14 Devastator: Robo safe would destroy the world.
05:55:59 IronyOwl: the funny part there is that they HAVE electricity
05:56:05 IronyOwl: they just wanted glowstones for the helmets
05:56:23 Piecewise: I mean, batteries run out
05:56:28 Piecewise: magic artifacts from a pit don't
05:56:38 Devastator: in theory they would.
05:56:47 syv: They're red whistles, why spend money on them?
05:56:50 Devastator: I don't know, the pit is right there.
05:57:21 Devastator: can you imagine dating someone named "The Annhiliator?
05:57:51 Devastator: okay, so she got born at about the level of the cups.
05:58:17 IronyOwl: mmm, did she start moving BEFORE she ascended?
05:58:32 IronyOwl: so how'd the actually kill the hippo?
05:58:48 Piecewise: Easy enough once its immobilized
05:58:53 Devastator: or could have set a fire under it or something.
05:59:18 IronyOwl: telescope maid is cute
05:59:24 Devastator: also no vomit this time.
06:00:10 IronyOwl: even robots may know fear
06:00:25 syv: Even though it has no good reason to be scared.
06:00:34 syv: ...How do they know ten days passed?
06:00:51 IronyOwl: they probably have timestones
06:00:55 Devastator: Maybe they have a watch or something.
06:01:03 Devastator: I was trying to figure out how they can gauge depth.
06:01:13 syv: She has such terrible posture.
06:01:25 Piecewise: He said "Depth Gauge" so probably an item
06:01:32 Piecewise: also yes
sy, but give it a second~
06:03:53 ER: so all white whistles are complete bastards
06:04:16 IronyOwl: I'm surprised she's not coming with at this point
06:04:28 IronyOwl: surprised she can carry that
06:04:29 Devastator: What, expecting IMMOVABLE to move?
06:04:46 Devastator: and yeah, she probably can't go all the way.
06:05:06 Devastator: 'everlasting gunpowder'
06:05:12 syv: That's not how gunpowder works
06:05:36 Piecewise: Well, likely just a substance that can explode repeatedly
06:05:39 Devastator: Ooh, future flashbacks!
06:05:53 Devastator: and it's an exploding pickaxe.
06:06:34 IronyOwl: hehe, cute lil helmet maid
06:06:34 Piecewise: Lyza's signature weapon is pretty fitting for someone with her title
06:06:59 Piecewise: a pickax that fucking explodes the things it hits
06:07:18 syv: Ooh, does it inject gunpowder into what it hits?
06:07:27 Piecewise: you'll see eventually
06:07:53 ER: welp, should have gotten one of those in cabal
06:08:12 Devastator: mom was a munchkin too.
06:08:23 Piecewise: I mean, ozen is just giant
06:08:44 Devastator: I'm not sure. She's either tall or everyone else is short.
06:08:53 ER: first time we saw mom's eyes, I think
06:08:56 Piecewise: they said she was over 2 meters tall
06:09:45 IronyOwl: it's the right thing to do
06:09:57 Devastator: okay, totally not human.
06:10:20 IronyOwl: there's that word again
06:10:36 Devastator: they're down the rabbit hole.
06:10:40 syv: Walking towards a cliff, looking backward and waving.
06:10:41 ER: you keep using that word. I do not think it means that you think it means~
06:10:45 Devastator: Of course everyone is mad.
06:11:07 Devastator: okay, getting something together.
06:11:39 Devastator: need a few minutes.
06:11:50 Piecewise: I'm ready when you guys are
06:12:53 Piecewise: Making it to 10 tonight would be good.
06:13:06 Piecewise: dunno, but its great
06:18:37 ER: "poison and the curse" is 10
06:18:45 ER: the one
PW wants to see tonight
06:18:57 Piecewise: Well, we did 5 last time
06:19:03 Piecewise: 5 this time would be good
06:19:08 IronyOwl: wait, did we already pass the forest of temptation?
06:19:16 syv: Leave 3 for the last time.
06:19:25 Piecewise: forest of temptation was back at the start
06:19:28 IronyOwl: fastmole gave Safe antidote to the curse/poison something on that layer
06:19:32 IronyOwl: but we never saw her use it
06:21:29 Devastator: forest was level 2.
06:22:35 syv: Is it still a maid if it's wearing a pith helmet?
06:22:40 Devastator: well, they're past blue-approved territory.
06:22:44 Devastator: I don't think so, actually.
06:23:00 Devastator: it's purples and up from here on, right?
06:23:38 ER: past a certain point, restrictions are just words
06:23:48 syv: Where did they find this...?
06:23:54 Devastator: I guess there's more than one hole.
06:24:20 Piecewise: little side passage to start em out
06:24:25 syv: Very nice use of CGI there, for once.
06:24:34 Devastator: what if it dead-ends?
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06:24:46 IronyOwl: better have a grappling hook, I guess
06:24:49 Devastator: you'd have to go up, right?
06:24:50 syv: You should watch this one without spoilers.
06:24:57 ER: abandon hope all ye who go in this hole
06:25:05 Devastator: I think he might be ok.
06:25:10 Devastator: if he's drunk he'll just forget the chat.
06:25:14 IronyOwl: though anybody crazy enough to be down this deep should be pretty nonplussed by being at the bottom of a pit
06:25:19 MidJag: Nah, I'm not drunk sadlly.
06:25:21 syv: It's a show involving a maid in a hole called the abyss
06:25:21 Devastator: yeah, but.. going up.
06:25:40 MidJag: Though I guess I could get drunk and then watch the catch.
06:25:41 IronyOwl: nothing like vomiting as you climb
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06:26:03 IronyOwl: I'm kinda pleased that we haven't abandoned these people forever
06:26:06 Devastator: ..how did you call the 10 day wait?
06:26:12 ER: they're not sane, they still live AROUND the insanity hole
06:26:17 Piecewise: assumed they'd probably get lost
06:26:19 ER: and go in it, just a little
06:26:22 Devastator: ooh, hallucinating.
06:26:40 syv: This isn't necessarily happening at the same time.
06:26:49 Devastator: but it's fun to assume.
06:28:00 IronyOwl: I wonder how normal people make that jump
06:28:12 IronyOwl: I mean, not that there's any "normal" people this deep, but you know what I mean
06:28:13 Devastator: I don't think normal people come down here.
06:28:20 ER: maybe they have hookshot artifacts
06:28:46 syv: Ozen doesn't even do it this way, she just pounds pitons in and punches anything that tries to eat her.
06:28:56 syv: Nowadays they use an elevator, anyway.
06:29:32 Devastator: Safe forgot her superpower.
06:29:33 IronyOwl: Safe ten feet from robot
06:29:49 Piecewise: need a child leash for this girl
06:30:34 Devastator: plus it's a lair with eggs, so there's probably two of them.
06:30:43 syv: Man, I keep thinking about all the utility they're wasting here.
06:31:04 IronyOwl: way to ruin an ancient stone ship roboguy
06:31:08 syv: He could use the magic antimatter beam to easily make a perfectly safe shaft down the entire layer.
06:31:20 Devastator: mmm, that's an idea.
06:31:22 Devastator: boring, but it'd work.
06:31:34 syv: I am nothing if not boring.
06:31:39 IronyOwl: this is a pretty delayed passing out
06:31:50 Piecewise: within 10 minutes they said
06:32:21 IronyOwl: "I know I ate you and fed you to things, but please move so I can live"
06:32:29 ER: just thrust through its brain
06:32:32 Devastator: gotta get used to it.
06:32:37 Devastator: is she carrying it?
06:32:56 IronyOwl: where else would it have gone
06:33:31 Devastator: the weapon is on the robot.
06:33:32 Piecewise: if its the pick ax you're talking about
06:33:43 Devastator: She's hauling a robot, a giant pickaxe, and their stuff.
06:33:44 IronyOwl: you lift like a little girl
06:33:56 Piecewise: he told her to stay put
06:34:00 Devastator: don't nknow why she's moving..
06:34:01 Piecewise: and she immediately wanders
06:34:02 IronyOwl: shame you already ate and evicted all the fluffies
06:34:09 syv: Exactly appropriate for her.
06:34:17 ER: maybe it would be better to be hungry for 2 hours than to try pulling him while hungry
06:35:49 syv: Still forgetting the pick.
06:36:06 IronyOwl: this plant is not very good at eating prey
06:36:08 ER: now figure out how to cook it
06:36:19 IronyOwl: she's queen of the fluffies now
06:36:25 IronyOwl: or else the feasting has begun
06:36:42 syv: Oh god, this woild be a horribpe way to die
06:36:51 syv: And they'd be fucking pirahnas
06:37:00 IronyOwl: and you abandoned your robot in the process
06:37:08 Piecewise: nah he's still there
06:37:08 Devastator: roboboy's still there.
06:37:22 Piecewise: his arms are tied around her neck
06:37:26 IronyOwl: she's been dragging him the whole time, that's impressive
06:37:29 IronyOwl: I didn't think she could run with him
06:37:35 Devastator: the power of her manic phases.
06:37:39 syv: God, she has no sense of self-preservation
06:37:42 Devastator: we need someone like this in PS.
06:37:42 IronyOwl: also you were hungry and just left a bunch of food
06:37:44 ER: maybe she's leveling up str
06:37:58 IronyOwl: eat them before they can eat you!
06:37:59 syv: How would having an ally like this be positive?
06:38:06 syv: She's a suicidal lemming turned up to 11.
06:38:09 Devastator: Nobody would dither about and do nothing.
06:38:23 IronyOwl: I wonder if you can dilute the effects by being slow about it
06:38:37 IronyOwl: now she's even hungrier!
06:39:15 ER: I dunno, if you could, white whistles would just go all the way down and take their time going back up
06:39:17 IronyOwl: you'd think going slower would make it less severe, but nobody seems to ever try that
06:39:28 ER: instead there's a point which just fuckin kills you
06:39:51 IronyOwl: now robot has to carry your ass for two hours
06:40:10 Piecewise: he's been carrying her ass this entire time~
06:40:13 syv: He'd sit and wait for her to get better.
06:40:35 Piecewise: Reg is most sane person and he's not even a person
06:40:37 IronyOwl: there's a chance she could have burrowed through
06:40:38 Devastator: You just want to see her stab soemthing, don't you?
06:40:44 ER: well, this is confirmation that this isn't how things will go down at the end
06:41:15 syv: Was there ever any chance it could end like this?
06:41:22 ER: girl you met him like half a year ago at most
06:41:34 IronyOwl: she's also a psychotic undead orphan
06:41:34 syv: I thought it was more like a month.
06:41:43 Piecewise: yeah, but they've been through a lot
06:41:44 Devastator: nah, I think it was longer than that.
06:41:46 IronyOwl: ...was that ever in doubt?
06:41:47 Devastator: there was a timeskip.
06:41:49 ER: I dunno, I think it was multiple months
06:42:30 Devastator: super strength can do that.
06:43:07 syv: Just don't mention how you nearly died.
06:43:09 IronyOwl: that was incredibly obvious since literally forever
06:43:27 Devastator: while being very fast.
06:43:32 syv: Give her some credit, she has slightly more intellect than a rodent.
06:43:42 ER: okay, maybe it's less obvious that you needed her. you might even call that debatable
06:43:59 Piecewise: and she knows about the abyss
06:44:08 syv: She also has bit of encyclopedia knowledge, yeah.
06:44:11 Devastator: hell, robot wouldn't even eat meat.
06:44:28 Devastator: plus.. well, he'd get scared.
06:44:32 ER: she's gaius if gaius couldn't fight
06:44:34 syv: I feel like he'd be able to get some food eventually.
06:44:43 Devastator: yeah, probably. I mean, he wouldn't die.
06:44:48 Devastator: but I don't think he'd press on, you know?
06:44:49 syv: He has fire, he's basically invulnerable, and there's lots of things to shoot and eat.
06:45:10 Piecewise: he'd probably get to the bottom via gravity eventually ~
06:45:12 syv: We STILL haven't seen the damn rabbit.
06:45:31 Devastator: maybe there is no rabbit.
06:45:35 Devastator: be a hell of a fakeout.
06:45:36 ER: inb4 we're pranked and there's no rabbit in the show
06:45:39 syv: Wow, they went quite far down.
06:45:46 IronyOwl: the real rabbit was the friends we abandoned for this mad quest along the way
06:45:50 syv: Like 3000 meters in that episode.
06:46:02 Piecewise: it was basically totally vertical after all
06:46:18 syv: Still, literally doubled their total depth.
06:47:23 Devastator: I think I'll go take a look at the full picture after this episode.
06:47:39 syv: I've been looking every ep...
06:47:53 Devastator: well, there's the ending one, but I mean the full one from earlier.
06:48:01 Devastator: that showed all the known abyss.
06:48:19 syv: Always touch all opaque glowy things
06:48:34 syv: These people only know what's dangerous because others have died.
06:49:02 Devastator has his jaw open watching her.
06:49:12 Devastator: no self preservation instinct at all.
06:49:23 Devastator: if she dies, will she get back up?
06:49:51 IronyOwl: other question, can you resurrect adults with that demonic cube
06:50:06 ER: if this were a videogame, she'd have died like 30 times by now
06:50:11 Devastator: fuck immortality cubes.
06:50:14 syv: Yesss, quench your thirsts with spirits.
06:50:15 Piecewise: she does have a reg with her
06:50:29 Devastator: He's good, but it isn't like having One Punch Man as an escort.
06:50:38 syv: She'd survive a game too, because robot boy.
06:51:31 IronyOwl: is this finally rabbit episode?
06:51:49 syv: It'll probably be only at the very end.
06:52:14 Devastator: 'activate robot scanners'
06:56:03 IronyOwl: and reg's weakness is that he panics easily under stress
06:56:38 Devastator: she's being astonishingly quiet.
06:56:47 IronyOwl: also it'll probably predict and dodge the shot
06:57:15 Devastator: today's not going to be a good day.
06:57:54 IronyOwl: this is gonna suuuuuuuuuck
06:58:47 IronyOwl: ...why would that make sense?
07:00:24 syv: Or probably rip rip for him.
07:01:10 IronyOwl: I'm starting to think this trip was a bad idea
07:01:28 Devastator: more than a quarter of the way there.
07:01:32 Devastator: she'll make it. ;-p
07:02:42 Devastator: That's a hell of a pain tolerance.
07:04:03 Devastator: did they pull a mami?
07:04:25 IronyOwl: get back up corpse girl!
07:04:28 syv: She just fell unconscious. From, like, pain.
07:04:36 Devastator: oh man, that'd be something.
07:04:40 Devastator: dead and then gets back up.
07:04:41 ER: didn't he say she wasn't breathing?
07:06:02 syv: Someone not being all anxious about giving CPR to save a life
07:06:27 IronyOwl: I mean he's been through some shit
07:06:35 Devastator: Breaking new ground today.
07:07:09 syv: It's just normal for shows to be all "Ohh noooo but I can't kiss them O///O
07:07:30 Devastator: robo just doesn't know how to do it.
07:07:34 Piecewise: yeah no, treats this shit like the life or death thing it is
07:07:34 Devastator: which is.. pretty normla.
07:07:37 syv: ...Wait, she keeps her arm?
07:07:43 IronyOwl: this is a casual saunter
07:07:46 Devastator: might just have a stump.
07:08:21 Devastator: yeah, pretty casual.
07:08:29 Devastator: guess rabbit's seen things.
07:08:29 IronyOwl: I feel like having stairs is a bold move down here
07:08:42 Devastator: ..he said something about that.
07:08:46 syv: Small rises seem to be allowed.
07:08:47 Devastator: 'wasn't present here'
07:08:49 ER: the last place had an ELEVATOR
07:09:00 Devastator: yeah, but that was just vomit.
07:09:03 syv: Elevator triggered puking.
07:09:09 syv: But going up one floor didn't.
07:09:20 IronyOwl: well that episode was something
07:09:24 Devastator: also,
piecewise, messages.
07:09:28 syv: Eyebleeds don't happen on layer 2.
07:09:53 syv: "Your left hand and my right hand"
07:09:57 Devastator: (I thought
PW said to go this far because something bad happened this episode.)
07:10:10 ER: think this has a second voice now?
07:10:20 Piecewise: it always had a boy and girl
07:10:31 syv: OP shows meeting rabbit in goblets.
07:10:37 syv: Doesn't sound different to me.
07:11:03 Piecewise: also, again, that cutesy meeting at the end there is slightly different than how it actually went eh?
07:11:36 IronyOwl: I think that's quite enough for me for now
07:11:40 Devastator: probably. Three more to go, but I don't want to stay up so late today.
07:12:40 IronyOwl: main character bleeding from the eyes and having her horribly swollen arm mostly chopped off
07:12:53 IronyOwl: show decided it was done fucking around
07:12:53 Devastator: yeah, quite something.
07:13:08 Devastator: Madoka ep 10 was.. still more.
07:13:11 ER: wish it decided that earlier~
07:14:02 Piecewise: I'm sure nothing bad or sad will happen from here on~
07:14:34 syv: Madoka also had 12 instead of 13 eps.
07:14:52 syv: It didn't have a tenth the gore though, sadly.
07:14:54 ER: go find mom's skull and stick it in the cube
07:15:19 Devastator: necromancy is always an option.,
07:15:24 ER: oh yeah, easy to forget that madoka doesn't have any blood
07:15:26 IronyOwl: fascinating experiment, if nothing else
07:15:46 syv: Red drops like a gallon in the Octavia fight, IIRC.
07:16:00 Devastator: does have shooting your very best friend with a desert eagle.
07:17:10 Devastator: so when are we finishing it off?
07:17:13 ER: hey
syv, in PS if I shot my best friend in the soul gem with a magnum, would the gem take ALL the damage or would some of the energy bleed through into the body?
07:17:54 Piecewise: I'm free to finish tomorrow, depending on other people
07:18:18 ER: so long as irony doesn't get distracted~
07:18:35 Piecewise: no hobbies but anime round here
07:18:50 syv: Might be more interesting, since your only magnum right now is that revolver.
07:19:11 Devastator: ahh, you set for spiderman tomorrow?
07:19:13 syv: ...Shit, that's an anime fangame.
07:19:27 syv: Nah, no spiderman obligations any time soon.
07:20:12 Piecewise: I'm heading out, lemme know if tomorrow is good. Thanks for anime night again all. We should watch Big O some time.
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07:20:33 ER: what's "might be more interesting", though?
07:20:40 IronyOwl: tomorrow is good for me
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07:21:01 IronyOwl: I should probably yell at discord to interrupt me properly when I'm playing games, though
07:21:13 Devastator: well, you got here in time.
07:21:24 IronyOwl: I think I had to turn it off because it was interrupting me anytime anyone said anything
07:22:45 Devastator: oh, Irony, any stuff in the k-com one? I'll update it this weekend.
07:24:10 ER: I'm not sure if I'll ever actually use the revolver. She's just carrying it as a concealed weapon, and I figure that a Cheap MB is almost certainly more powerful than a shot from it
07:25:11 Devastator: might get multiple rounds off a turn.
07:25:31 Devastator: also, better for threatening people than pointing your finger at them.
07:25:45 Devastator: they don't recognize that as a threat.
07:26:10 ER: but summoning my REAL gun is a Cheap, and MB4 already lets me spam to my soul's content
07:26:39 Devastator: well, that's a lotta manabolts.
07:27:06 ER: yeah, that's why she's got it stowed on her person. But I don't think I'm likely to use it in a labrynth outside of a really weird cornered case
07:27:36 Devastator: you have magic shotgun, don't you.
07:27:40 Devastator: with weirdo attachments, IIRC.
07:28:07 ER: feelings of wrath bring destruction. they're just a tool like any other~
07:28:35 Devastator: Ada will be fun to meet because she'd a dick, but Sophia..
07:29:28 ER: I believe she'd get along well with tooru
07:30:55 Devastator: would Sophia want a wolf-ride?
07:31:06 Devastator: then it'll probably be ok.
07:33:38 Devastator: and by 'fun to meet' I mean, 'get to jump on and growl at'
07:34:36 ER: don't be mean to Sophia's waifu
07:35:22 Devastator: well, she'll have to be a dick first.
07:35:33 Devastator: just expecting that to happen.
07:43:29 Devastator: hope you guys do ok during the mission, too.
07:52:18 Devastator: Iron Rain is on level 6.
07:52:47 Devastator: Also, robot was seen on level 7.
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19:06:07 parisbre56: @
ER I liked that video you posted about the depths. Interesting and kinda unsettling. Reminded me of DIG somewhat, though his analysis was more psychological and less supernatural/Eldritch.
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23:29:04 ER: "Well if I have to pay for a drink, it won't be water! Water literally grows in the ocean, it should be free!"
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