ERLOG 2020-03-11

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00:00:09 Devastator: Or you might hit some equipment and splorch.
00:00:21 Devastator: I wouldn't try that without at least viewing the inside, first.
00:29:31 Devastator: Mmm, no Piecewise.
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01:24:33 er: Yeah, if only we had the ability to scry for or summon the actual key
01:24:45 er: If only.
01:25:58 Devastator: Heh.
01:26:13 Devastator: Yeah, maybe. Might be able to strengthen it in.
01:26:40 Devastator: although personally I think I'd just try to grab a Wall word for a bit, and reverse-expand the wall into a thin sheet.
01:27:38 Devastator: Also, the fighter planes have sensors, apparently.
01:27:44 Devastator: and communicators.
01:30:37 Devastator: ..I do just want to get this plot finished so I can do the auction and start turning her into a monster.
01:33:23 Devastator: I know you've said she's like super-scary, but that's like all based on stuff I haven't done yet.
01:40:51 Devastator: or are sparkly elves that dangerous?
01:45:57 Devastator pokes er.
01:50:45 er: No, neither of those will work as well as actually getting the key.
01:51:07 er: The wall and door resist enchantment, I just tested it.
01:52:03 er: I highly doubt that the key we need is just a "stronger" version of a key we have. That would be dumb.
02:05:29 Devastator: It would be a bit, yeah.
02:05:38 Devastator: but there's the possibility that the key is locked inside the room.
02:05:48 Devastator: I'll scry for it upon returning, okay?
02:07:53 Devastator: could also just try to cut it open physically.
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02:09:24 Devastator: a sufficiently powerful buzzsaw might be able to do it.
02:10:45 Elastic_Ridicule: for a value of sufficiently powerful which probably makes what you're thinking of not really a buzzsaw
02:11:31 Elastic_Ridicule: it would probably be hard for me to open it with an explosion without considerable collateral damage, but I believe that I could do it with magnets now
02:11:42 Elastic_Ridicule: given a careful setup and lots of mana
02:12:15 Devastator: Yeah.
02:12:38 Devastator: Feel free to try whatever you want. I'll do scrying when I get back, and maybe try making a cutting tool or something.
02:12:58 Devastator: we do have the magic sabres, but yeah, the magic-resistant wall might mean just super strong physical tools would be better.
02:13:15 Devastator: Heh, I've got ice.
02:13:19 Devastator: that might let me crack it.
02:17:04 Devastator: And Ekrov has various clockwork parts.
02:17:15 Devastator: we should be able to make a sufficiently powerful claw or something.
02:17:47 Devastator: do wish I had diamond, but maybe could find some to turn into an alchemical potion.
02:21:01 Devastator: the pile of mana I'm less sanguine about poking around with, although that slow word might be useful.
02:21:11 Devastator: maybe just get the key and take your magicoal barrel.
02:22:07 Elastic_Ridicule: I'm doing this because I can't get anything out of a barrel, and you bastards aren't doing anything about the main objective and I need mana to try brute forcing it
02:23:46 Devastator: I'll help you sort out something for a barrel.
02:24:04 Devastator: even if it comes down to just brute forcing it by making Zavi better at it.
02:24:39 Devastator: and yeah, I'd like to work on that. I'll be back after two more turns. This one, next one, back.
02:29:19 Devastator: I mean, if you get an extra +1d4 for attempts to eat magicoal, I can't see you failing that.
02:29:55 Devastator: yeah, maybe brute force is better, I make too much gear and do too much fancy stuff already.
02:32:53 Devastator: I'd ask dubs that, but he isn't here.
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02:41:01 Piecewise: What interrupts my beans and anime?
02:42:23 Devastator: ER here is complaining about not being able to snort magicoal like cocaine.
02:42:33 Devastator: can Saeko just solve that with a strengthen?
02:42:46 Piecewise: I mean he can
02:42:52 Piecewise: it might kill him
02:43:08 Piecewise: but cocaine might also kill him
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02:43:54 Devastator: well make it somwhat less risky then.
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02:45:35 Piecewise: Didn't me and ER work on this already?
02:45:44 Piecewise: He has localized wrist based time powers
02:46:27 Devastator: Dunno, thought that was other stuff.
02:46:41 Devastator: eh, I'll do it in thread when back.
02:47:25 Devastator: but I should be able to help that at least.
02:49:43 Devastator: anyway, thanks.
02:49:53 Devastator: ok with the compass procedure?
02:55:32 Piecewise: Gonna make me read eh? Lemme look
02:56:45 Piecewise: Looks ok
02:57:32 Devastator: kk.
02:57:42 Devastator: I'll give Zavi a magicoal cocaine buff when back.
02:57:49 Devastator: that should be specific enough to help.
04:00:17 Devastator: ever finish terranigma, ER?
04:00:25 ER: nope
04:05:02 ER: right now I'm trying to install a dark souls mod
04:06:18 Devastator: mmm
04:06:32 ER: because I never finished SC :P
04:09:02 Devastator: mmm.
04:24:58 Piecewise: Dark souls: Sticky Cement
04:25:09 Piecewise: Dark souls: Soft Couch
04:25:14 Devastator: I don't know.
04:25:26 Devastator: ask syv about the dark souls content.
04:25:29 ER: no game can ever top sticky white stuff
04:25:29 Piecewise: Dark souls: Stomach Contents
04:25:36 Devastator: all I know about dark souls relates to stabbing people as a purple guy.
04:25:41 Piecewise: Demon souls was a hell of a thing
04:26:22 Piecewise: Ya kill a slug, you over your scraping spear in semen, and ya fight an anime protagonist
04:26:57 Piecewise: I'm surprised weapons like the scraping spear didn't return in later games
04:27:05 Piecewise: Too much trolling potential I guess
04:27:49 ER: that breaks your shit right?
04:28:13 ER: I mean, you got acid surge which does shit all other than breaking shit, it just isn't very good at that
04:33:00 Piecewise: Scraping spear breaks shit in like...3 hits I think?
04:33:11 Piecewise: Acid surge breaks shit in like...3 minutes
04:33:19 Piecewise: assuming the person doesn't...move
04:33:43 ER: yeah, they didn't want to remove it, so they just made it utter shit
04:33:56 Piecewise: They actually buffed it to being usable in one patch
04:34:04 Piecewise: then immediately nerfed it to shit again
04:34:20 Piecewise: maybe an accident, maybe a cruel joke
04:48:06 Devastator: hehheh
04:55:26 Piecewise: DS3 is full of cruel jokes on those who like ds2
04:55:29 Piecewise: and ds1
04:56:07 Piecewise: I like it as a game but some of the mechanical decisions are straight up weird.
04:56:34 ER: PoIsE
04:58:46 ER: I wish that rather than slightly poke at the textures and then resell the game for triple the price, they'd actually changed DS1's mechanics changed to take some of DS2's ideas
05:00:42 Devastator: hmm
05:01:31 Piecewise: Between the three games, you have a perfect game
05:01:45 Piecewise: Or
05:01:53 Piecewise: You can just play bloodborne~~~~
05:02:16 ER: between the two, you mean~
05:04:06 ER: welp
05:04:11 ER: hope I installed this right!
05:04:24 Devastator: heh.
05:04:32 Devastator: between the foru.
05:04:33 Devastator: four.
05:04:45 ER: five.
05:05:47 Devastator: six?
05:06:11 ER: demon's, bloodborne, and too many darks
05:07:14 Piecewise: 3 darks, 1 demon, 1 blood...several king's fields
05:07:27 Piecewise: And of course the best souls like
05:07:34 Piecewise: Metal wolf chaos
05:11:54 Piecewise: Ds1 has the best level design, ds2 has the best build variety, and ds3 has the best general gameplay (Weird mechanics choices aside)
05:15:43 Devastator wishes for a much simpler one.
05:15:49 ER: oh yeah
05:15:50 Devastator: man with sword who just swings.
05:15:51 ER: I forgot
05:15:57 Devastator: rolls, dodges, blocks, etc.
05:16:01 ER: my lighting is all fucked up because ???
05:16:03 Devastator: no magic, no fancy stuff..
05:16:14 ER: man, you suck dev
05:16:17 ER: ~
05:16:37 Piecewise: I mean...have you considered sekiro?
05:16:45 Piecewise: Only one weapon there
05:16:48 ER: also that
05:17:10 Devastator: mmm.
05:17:17 Piecewise: There are a lot of optional things like prosthetic tools and moves but you can easily go the whole game without using them.
05:17:23 Devastator: nah, I can't see shit in Sekiro.
05:17:29 Devastator: the colours are all the same.
05:17:51 Piecewise: Crank the contrast
05:17:57 ER: https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/783003020034840233/0E1671921628ADAD7FD3B5EEF9D2EBBCCC401D9E/
05:18:41 ER: I didn't do anything wierd to the character. that's just what he looks like in this cursed world
05:23:21 Piecewise: Bearer of the curse, seek proper drivers
05:24:08 ER: yup, this is SC
05:24:16 ER: want to watch a stream? :D
05:28:34 ER: if not, TOO BAD
05:29:22 ER: https://www.twitch.tv/egan_bw
05:30:17 Piecewise: Far east bun
05:30:39 Piecewise: "The world was unformed"
05:30:47 Piecewise: "Now I'll explain the forms it took"
05:30:52 Piecewise: Grandma, you're drunk
05:31:35 Piecewise: And the furtive pygmy, so easily misattributed to Manus.
05:31:49 Devastator: hrm.
05:31:57 Piecewise: Oh boy its really hitting me now
05:32:06 Devastator: Can't find out how hot volcanic ash needs to be to boil.
05:32:14 Piecewise: Drunk souls here we go
05:32:21 Devastator: Best Souls.
05:32:25 Piecewise: To BOIL ash?
05:32:51 Piecewise: Hey Er, is this the new silent hill?
05:33:06 ER: yes
05:33:09 ER: yes it is
05:33:13 ER: one moment
05:33:13 Piecewise: You're see through
05:34:39 Piecewise: Kino
05:34:59 Piecewise: Oh shit I'm feeling iiiiiiiit
05:36:24 Piecewise: Missed parry counter: 3
05:36:51 Devastator: Yes, to boil ash.
05:37:08 Piecewise: Why are you trying to boil ash
05:38:04 Piecewise: Oh it got all its health back?
05:38:27 Piecewise: And its...got some sort of miracle on it
05:38:32 Devastator: messaged.
05:38:41 Piecewise: What is that...silence?
05:38:48 Devastator: https://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/all/2020/03/09/who_me/#c_3993157
05:39:54 ER: does this rly fatroll me
05:40:14 Piecewise: PHAT
05:41:07 Piecewise: Well thats weird
05:41:24 ER: yes
05:41:36 Piecewise: Also, stolen from SOTC
05:41:41 Piecewise: HACK FRAUDS
05:42:56 ER: CAW
05:45:04 Piecewise: There's nothign but ghosts here
05:45:15 Piecewise: new londo is gonna be EXTRA SPOOKY
05:47:08 ER: so the hunter starts out .2 weight over light roll if you ditch the shield
05:48:23 Piecewise: I heard that
05:48:28 Piecewise: I HEARD THAT BLOODBORNE
05:48:38 Piecewise: GASGOUQINVEUUEEEEE
05:48:59 Piecewise: Undead all over the shop
05:49:17 ER: best miracle of them all
05:49:20 ER: shrug
05:49:32 Piecewise: Most honest one, at least
05:49:58 Piecewise: Seek guidance is hilarious in pvp
05:50:15 Piecewise: it terrifies everyone because no one recognizes the animation of it
05:50:23 ER: hmm
05:50:38 ER: ...I should probably play this with steam offline, shouldn't I
05:50:40 Piecewise: because no one uses that dumb crap
05:51:48 ER: boop
05:54:02 Devastator: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/04/12/missing_novell_server_discovered_after/
05:54:18 ER: observe my sexy human face
05:54:21 ER: LOOK AT IT
05:54:43 Piecewise: "HUMAN"
05:54:48 Piecewise: "HUMON"
05:55:43 Piecewise: also
05:56:08 Piecewise: For the love of God, Montresor!
05:57:14 Piecewise: Oh hey, they included an image of the server
05:57:15 Piecewise: https://i.imgur.com/nnYFIPH.jpg
05:57:58 ER: got the jump
05:58:06 ER: first try bby never fail that jump~
05:59:18 Piecewise: Tempting fate are we?
05:59:49 Piecewise: "What are they gonna do, stab me?" Asks man shortly before being stabbed
06:01:59 Piecewise: Song of the haunted xylophone.
06:05:15 Piecewise: NEE HEE HEE HEE
06:06:52 ER: I call bs
06:06:52 Piecewise: REKT
06:06:55 Piecewise: UNINSTALL
06:07:02 Piecewise: I WAS PRESSING THE BUTTON
06:07:11 Piecewise: THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO
06:07:39 Piecewise: Is this the anime revenge arc?
06:07:50 ER: probably
06:08:25 ER: doin great
06:09:34 Piecewise: The hollow getting shot in the face was less of a "Ow my face!" and more of a "Aw dang it"
06:11:36 ER: if you ever see my playing like a complete coward, remember
06:11:40 ER: play lame win games
06:12:19 Piecewise: Oh hey
06:12:24 Piecewise: Neo Tokyo
06:12:52 Piecewise: First song on the first album...Anul? Annual? Something of the kind
06:13:21 ER: yesh
06:18:14 ER: point and click adventure game
06:19:22 ER: ...I was going to run off to wizard blacksmith for once to upgrade my sword, but actually I think that new londo is blocked off
06:20:18 Devastator: Oh my.
06:20:22 Devastator: just made it.
06:21:36 ER: welp, I forgot that was ACTUALLY a mimic
06:23:25 Piecewise: Ah the weakness of the mimic
06:23:30 Piecewise: 50 arrows in the balls
06:24:16 ER: i think most things are weak to that
06:27:15 Piecewise: Can you even invade with this mod? Wouldn't you get banned?
06:27:31 ER: probably
06:28:00 ER: if I make sure the item bar is full then it won't automatically add shit to it though :P
06:28:23 ER: this first stipulation is actually more of a uh, convenience feature
06:28:32 Piecewise: I mean
06:28:38 ER: pick up soul, get souls
06:28:41 Piecewise: little souls can be useful occasionally
06:29:10 ER: NOM
06:29:57 ER: oops
06:30:07 Piecewise: TIME TO KILL
06:31:31 ER: nope
06:31:36 ER: solar is frend
06:35:14 Piecewise: I will be going to bed soon.
06:35:33 Piecewise: I'll be leaving this weird ghost world
06:36:22 ER: sad!
06:37:03 Devastator: writing up Sh.
06:38:03 Piecewise: Do we know what sh stands for yet?
06:38:35 Piecewise: He can't get up the wall you dingus~
06:39:25 Piecewise: Heh, charged into the fire
06:39:45 Devastator: Eclipse, Piecewise.
06:39:48 Devastator: it stands for Eclipse.
06:39:52 Devastator: also posted.
06:40:34 Piecewise: But those aren't the same things...they don't even share any of the same letters!
06:40:50 ER: man, leveling vit is weird
06:40:58 ER: it's like I can get hit and then not die
06:41:06 Piecewise: Weird
06:41:28 Piecewise: Go grab andre's bonfire so I can sleeeep
06:41:31 ER: at the same time, I'm not lightrolling with a claymore or instakilling things with a shortbow
06:41:57 Piecewise: consider taking off your clothes
06:42:21 Piecewise: naked ultra greatsword is biggest dick
06:42:33 Piecewise: unstoppable girth
06:43:47 Devastator: No, but if I can trust my source, Eclipse in chinese is one character, and that one character is pronounced Sh.
06:44:14 Piecewise: ah
06:44:38 ER: I HAVE the Andre
06:44:48 Piecewise: should probably get that bonfire too
06:45:04 Piecewise: But for me, this is good enough.
06:45:08 ER: I'm gonna keep playing, but you can log off whenever you like :P
06:45:29 Piecewise: I'll leave IRC on like I always do, but I'm going to bed
06:45:38 Piecewise: Good night Humons
06:45:43 ER: nu
06:46:10 Devastator: don't particularly care about it being accurate.
07:37:32 ER: havel op
07:42:28 Devastator: mmm
08:57:35 Devastator: well, lets see how the guy does on the black blade.
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