ERLOG 2020-01-16

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00:30:27 er: Mm.
00:30:31 er: Boooored
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01:14:32 Devastator: 'lo
01:17:42 Devastator: "How good is he to pull against the best player in the world, who is using a memey stat, but playing to the best of his ability..
01:17:44 Devastator: "
01:17:49 Devastator: so he's not playing to the best of his ability?
01:17:53 Devastator: ;-p
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01:36:54 Devastator: Hello.
01:36:57 Devastator: heya piecewise.
01:37:04 Piecewise: yello
01:38:39 Devastator: how be ye?
01:40:17 Piecewise: Pretty good
01:40:43 Piecewise: Cabal tomorrow probably
01:41:28 Devastator: Yay.
01:41:43 Devastator: oh, I've been ticking off one day per turn, so no worries about keeping track of that.
01:42:11 Devastator: I suppose we could stay longer with some expands on the food supply if necessary.
01:42:23 Devastator: but that could spiral into 'forever'
01:46:20 Devastator: also, looking for words.
01:46:26 Devastator: I think for the first time since I started playing.
01:46:37 er has joined #einsteinianroulette
01:46:46 Devastator: a mere.. two years and like 100 turns.
01:47:25 er: If that were me, it would be the best of my ability, because I'm not able to play non-memey builds.
01:47:33 Devastator: Hah.
01:58:05 Piecewise: ER is always on a gimmick build
01:58:29 Piecewise: His first dark souls run was probably a red soap stone glass cannon wizard
02:01:07 er: Probably
02:03:11 er: "It's a special moment when heavy infantry gets told to 'go easy on the nukes'."
02:09:43 Piecewise: And they respond "No."
02:10:23 Devastator: heh
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02:18:21 Elastic_Ridicule is now known as ER
02:32:23 Devastator: https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-08-21
02:32:30 Devastator: 'go heavy'
02:33:13 ER: *brings four guys and throws one grenade
02:33:38 ER: aka what happens when you don't want to kill off your PCs when they do something stupid~
02:34:35 Devastator: Heh.
02:34:49 Devastator: Although I am a bit sad that that's the most lethal thing to happen to the toughs in over ten years..
02:35:08 Devastator: nobody's died since Brad, IIRC.
02:35:45 ER: schlock and tagon both died and were replaced by themselves.
02:35:55 Devastator: doesn't count.
02:36:01 ER: to you.
02:36:11 Devastator: author says it doesn't, but that's to avoid calling his god a horrifying monster.
02:36:27 Devastator: and happily rewrote anyone who would think otherwise..
02:41:07 Piecewise: Dev wants BLOOOD!
02:41:14 Devastator: well, no.
02:41:19 Devastator: now there's blood, but it doesn't matter.
02:41:19 Piecewise: THICK BLOOD, ON HIS MOUTH!
02:41:41 Devastator: and if you die, and maybe if you don't, god gets to change any inconvienent thoughts you might have.
02:41:57 Piecewise: Ahhh
02:41:58 Piecewise: thats the thing
02:42:00 Devastator: It's a horrifying pro-authoritarian dystopia.
02:42:05 Devastator: but it's ok, because god says it's ok.
02:42:06 Piecewise: Dev fears mind control
02:42:34 ER: ...Dev fears AI gods
02:42:47 Devastator: also ones that lie about it.
02:42:47 Piecewise: I dunno
02:42:50 Piecewise: we get along fine
02:43:02 ER: you're a shit skeleton
02:44:00 Devastator: and with AIs, well, the hand at the wheel will never even change, so..
02:47:13 Devastator: will you ever get a chance?
02:47:15 Devastator: nope.
02:48:53 Piecewise: Hey ER
02:49:03 Piecewise: you wanna do a cabal post or something you lazy sausage?
02:49:08 Devastator: lazy sausage.
02:49:14 ER: it's been what, like two days?
02:49:24 Devastator: apparently it's updating pretty quick.
02:49:53 Piecewise: FASTER
02:50:14 Piecewise: Pancaek just crit failed his spell
02:50:48 ER: https://youtu.be/N1sKmpZQvIM
02:51:48 Devastator: oh, damn.
02:51:57 Devastator: duplicating an artifact sounds like a bad critfail.
02:53:34 Piecewise: Well he was just trying to dup the form, none of its powers. It was just a d6 roll. but he rolled 1 and it rolled 6
02:53:37 ER: Are there more places in Env Reg I can search, or is that all I'm getting out of that area?
02:54:06 Devastator: oh, damn.
02:54:17 Piecewise: I mean, you can search a different one, there are basically control "nodes" around the entire section
02:54:29 Devastator: say a dozen of them?
02:54:37 Piecewise: Sure
02:54:58 Piecewise: Also, I rolled WIZARDS and he just got transformed into an anthropomorphic bird.
02:55:10 Devastator: That sounds like something Saeko would do to him.
02:55:12 Devastator: ;-p
02:55:18 Piecewise: and I went and tried to find a good picture of a buff bird and
02:55:19 Piecewise: https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/34ff0bfd-151e-48b7-870b-9c5ff8644eef/dcmgnzq-a3d6e24d-3284-4d94-a934-d106aaef825f.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzM0ZmYwYmZkLTE1MWUtNDhiNy04NzBiLTljNWZmODY0NGVlZlwvZGNtZ256cS1hM2Q2ZTI0ZC0zMjg0LT
02:55:19 Piecewise: RkOTQtYTkzNC1kMTA2YWFlZjgyNWYucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.t2miJAscZYs1xvPxIBZgkhwaArPCrRGHRfmKekgR9Eg
02:55:25 Piecewise: yIKES
02:55:27 Piecewise: WHAT
02:55:37 Devastator: Chocobo knight.
02:55:56 Devastator: the fuq
02:55:58 Devastator: looked at pic.
02:56:16 ER: lul
02:56:25 ER: link too long, shit skel
02:56:31 Piecewise: I wonder what kind of bird...
02:56:41 Piecewise: Hey, give me an number
02:56:45 Piecewise: 2 digit please
02:57:19 Devastator: 86
02:57:21 Devastator: 96
02:57:23 Devastator: sorry.
02:57:27 Devastator: random.org says 96
02:57:31 ER: SIXTY NINE LOL
03:00:11 Piecewise: oh good
03:00:12 Piecewise: Phorusrhacidae
03:00:22 Piecewise: Otherwise known as the "Terror Bird"
03:00:54 Devastator: welp.
03:00:58 Devastator: I suspect he might be sticking with it.
03:01:03 Devastator: although does his gear change?
03:02:18 Devastator: hrm.
03:02:22 Devastator: looks like a combat roadrunner.
03:02:29 Piecewise: Its also 9 feet tall
03:03:44 Piecewise: Hmmm now to figure out what a humanoid version of that looks like
03:04:18 ER: can he still talk?
03:04:46 Devastator: doesn't have to be, but with his strength, yeah, he's probably one of the bigger ones.
03:05:14 Piecewise: He didn't talk much to begin with honestly
03:05:48 Devastator: tiny arms.
03:05:53 Devastator: gotta have tiny arms.
03:06:48 Piecewise: heh
03:07:10 Devastator: hrm, no syv orders.
03:07:15 Devastator: can he kno-roll the armour?
03:07:59 Devastator: Also, checked if Pan or RC have any words that could make someone human again.
03:08:01 Devastator: Nope.
03:08:28 Piecewise: Sure. Edit your post or throw in an extra one at the bottom. I'm not gonna actually post until tomorrow, I'm just working on it a bit now because I feel like it
03:08:29 ER: you'll just have to sell it to them for an absurd amount of goooooold~
03:09:32 Devastator: ok
03:10:37 Devastator: did I find any woooords?
03:10:58 ER: GIVE WORD
03:11:48 Devastator: well, it's been.. two years, I think.
03:12:00 Devastator: first 'look for wooords' order
03:12:56 ER: me been assuming that "lok fer werd" in teh big city would be uneffectival, but maybe not
03:14:36 Devastator: well, probably not in the city, lots of people there.
03:14:42 Devastator: although if you're going to find a human, hmm.
03:14:49 Devastator: maybe do that upon returning, it'd be better than ape.
03:15:05 ER: my mans
03:15:13 Piecewise: not on you yet my lad
03:15:18 Devastator: ahh.
03:15:26 Devastator: well, maybe whisperlings gonna run some turns.
03:15:38 Devastator: magic spell worked somewhat and somewhat backfired.
03:15:41 ER: he's not on right now
03:18:00 Devastator: mmm.
03:18:16 Devastator: Also, someone might buy that death ray truck.
03:18:38 Devastator: Happy apparently didn't notice all the posts.
03:19:53 Devastator: also, I do hope draggy manages to sneak inside the building.
03:20:01 Devastator: dragon under your bed would be fun.
03:25:03 Devastator: if we'd done so without telling anyone, we might have scored almost no fame or notoreity for it.
03:27:15 Devastator: hmm.
03:27:25 Devastator: maybe we should try to find where she lived after this.
03:27:46 ER: not reading draggy tonight
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03:28:05 MidJag: lo
03:28:24 ER: hiii
03:28:46 MidJag: how're you?
03:29:09 ER: nope, not updating tonight~
03:30:29 MidJag: heh, wasn't even going to ask
03:31:42 Devastator: heya jaggers.
03:34:56 Devastator: how be ye?
03:38:22 ER: I'll just remind us of this object and then go to sleep https://youtu.be/kzHuCDDzP-E
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03:41:23 Devastator: hmm.
03:41:43 Devastator: versus mode mario maker 2 tournaments are awful.
03:42:44 Devastator: any clear condition level is going to be a timeout draw, as one person will camp the goal.
03:42:47 Piecewise: why not just chicken horse?
03:43:48 Devastator: that'd be better.
03:56:47 MidJag: not bad, just kinda stressed dev
03:59:21 Piecewise: School got you down?
03:59:36 MidJag: MCAT studying
04:00:00 Piecewise: fun
04:00:08 MidJag: I take it in like 5 months and I'm still stressed
04:00:49 Piecewise: you'll be fine
04:01:52 Devastator: stressed.
04:02:19 Piecewise: just remember the Crypts of Lieberkuhn
04:02:23 MidJag: Weirdlly, I think I'll do the best in the CARS section. Which is the one most people do the worst in.
04:02:51 MidJag: Or at least the one poeple complain the most about
04:02:53 Devastator: Crypts of Lieberkuhn?
04:03:15 Piecewise: They're part of the intestines
04:03:33 Piecewise: there are lot of oddly named things in the body
04:03:45 Devastator: mmm.
04:03:47 Piecewise: usually named after some physical imperialist german
04:04:21 MidJag: Sorta like how chemistry makes no sense, because half of it's in german and the other half is in latin
04:04:30 Devastator: I remember taking a test before I could do my course for a certificate I hold. English vocabulary, basic math, basic science, basic mechanics logic puzzles.
04:04:37 Piecewise: Circle of Willis
04:05:19 Devastator: the math was trivial, the science was slightly less trivial, the mechanics logic puzzles would have been trivial but the time limit was harsh, and 80% of the english vocab was trivial. The last few questions of the vocab, though, pressed me to the limit.
04:05:38 Piecewise: Fallopian tubes are funny
04:05:41 Devastator: Yes.
04:05:50 Piecewise: because "Tubes" is actually a mistranslation
04:05:52 Devastator: Is the circle of willis a part of the heart?
04:05:56 Piecewise: Nope, brain
04:05:57 MidJag: Is it?
04:06:00 Devastator: aww.
04:06:06 MidJag: I mean the mistranslation part
04:06:09 Piecewise: yes, originally it was supposed to be "Tubas"
04:06:13 Piecewise: like the instrument
04:06:16 Devastator: yeah, the vocab test had some shakespearean english in it.
04:06:18 MidJag: Hahahaha
04:06:33 MidJag: I kinda wished they were called that now dubs.
04:06:35 Devastator: like two questions, and one that required a very obscure allegorical reference.
04:06:43 Devastator: Fallopian Tubas.
04:06:53 Devastator: Trumpets of the Nose.
04:07:08 Piecewise: and the pluralized "Tuba" to "Tubes" pronounced "Too-bays" because it was proper latin
04:07:24 Piecewise: but they saw "Tubes" and thought ....tubes
04:07:30 Piecewise: and there you go
04:07:31 Devastator: I can't imagine how.
04:07:31 MidJag: Ah.
04:07:41 Devastator: I mean, they are tubes, right?
04:07:54 Piecewise: sure
04:08:01 Piecewise: but so are arteries
04:08:04 Piecewise: and lots of things
04:08:15 MidJag: Most of the things in your bod is a tube of some sort really
04:08:19 MidJag: ^body
04:08:47 Piecewise: Islets of Langerhans
04:08:58 Devastator: I like that one.
04:09:06 Devastator: and I knew about them.
04:09:18 Piecewise: most diabetics do
04:09:21 Devastator: what's the name for the liver bit that deals with things like sand grains and wood splinters?
04:09:34 Devastator: sorta surrounds them?
04:11:13 Piecewise: gall stone?
04:11:29 Piecewise: oh no
04:11:31 Piecewise: Liver Pearl
04:12:03 MidJag: I have not heard of liver pearls befroe
04:12:12 Piecewise: good because I made them up as a joke
04:12:25 Piecewise: please do not go into the MCAT with that
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04:12:55 Devastator: mmm.
04:12:59 MidJag: If that's an option on the MCAT and I pick it I'm blaming you dubs
04:13:03 Devastator: Nah, there's a cell type that deals with them.
04:13:10 Devastator: can't remember what it's called.
04:13:15 MidJag: You mean like macrophages?
04:13:29 Piecewise: I mean, macrophages aren't only in the liver
04:13:42 Piecewise: but macrophages do eat stuff
04:13:46 Devastator: yeah, that was it.
04:14:25 Piecewise: I still like Eosinophils
04:14:38 Piecewise: white blood cells with hand grenades
04:15:02 MidJag: I think my favorite name is Natural killer cells.
04:15:14 Devastator: Nah, it was the liver ones specifically I heard of.
04:15:18 Devastator: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kupffer_cell
04:15:21 Devastator: That was the german name.
04:15:21 Piecewise: ahhh
04:15:29 MidJag: Ah.
04:15:37 Piecewise: Never heard of it
04:15:38 Piecewise: neat
04:15:47 Devastator: I saw some cool pictures.
04:16:15 MidJag: I've also never heard of these but they look cool
04:18:48 syv: "This activates the transcription of pro-inflammatory cytokines (Tumor necrosis factor-alpha or TNFα) and production of superoxides (a pro-oxidant). TNFα will then enter the stellate cell in the liver, leading to collagen synthesis and fibrosis."
04:18:58 syv: Can someone smart translate that specific piece for me?
04:20:00 Devastator: activating the transcription means "Makes cells make something."
04:20:19 Piecewise: Basically it activates something that causes inflammation that causes the cells to make some specific protein"
04:20:31 MidJag: So it turns on the production of swelling chemcials, which then tells the liver to do shit
04:20:45 MidJag: ....I need more sleep.
04:20:45 syv: Oookay, thanks.
04:20:48 Devastator: collagen synthesis and fibrosis is basically something getting wrapped up, right?
04:20:57 MidJag: Dubs translation is way better then mine
04:21:01 MidJag: Yeah
04:21:12 Piecewise: Well collagen is a material
04:21:18 Piecewise: fibrosis is a process
04:21:55 Piecewise: collagen is used in the fibrosis process, which is basically scarring if memory serves
04:24:18 Piecewise: aaaaaa
04:24:22 Piecewise: nkkjl;o
04:24:43 syv: Are you okay?
04:24:43 Piecewise: db-kv
04:24:44 Devastator: someone shot the skeleton.
04:25:18 Piecewise: 8y wr eu.ca.uqnz e7wq un 7nz
04:25:22 Piecewise: well
04:25:30 Devastator: keyboard cat?
04:25:33 MidJag: So dubs is having a stroke, good to know.
04:25:41 Piecewise: So my girlfriend decided to tap random stuff into my pc while giving me a hug
04:25:56 Devastator: keyboard gf, ok.
04:26:08 Piecewise: she was so good at it she somehow turned on Dvorack keys
04:26:21 MidJag: hahahaha
04:26:24 Piecewise: which was the one sentence after dev declared me shot
04:26:30 syv: Why do you have dvorak keys?
04:27:03 Piecewise: I tried them for a while, years ago. The setting is still on the pc and you have to hit some hot key combo to activate it
04:27:09 Devastator: mmm.
04:27:09 Piecewise: I do it, occasionally, on accident
04:27:11 Devastator: that's a good prank.
04:27:20 Devastator: right up there with upside down screen.
04:27:21 Piecewise: I'm not sure what that combo even is...
04:28:00 Piecewise: Hey sy, Dev is posting turns for you in cabal!
04:28:11 syv: Yeah, he's been doing that.
04:28:12 Devastator: yeah, PW said he was running it earlier.
04:28:19 Devastator: feel free to do stuff.
04:28:22 Piecewise: I'm setting up tomorrow's turn
04:28:27 Piecewise: but won't post till tomorrow
04:28:30 Devastator: except look for words, because I forgot Ekrov is a sculptor.
04:28:39 Piecewise: so feel free to make one in the next...like 12 hours
04:28:47 Devastator: Oh, and apparently the giant ape that follows RC's char around critfailed.
04:28:56 syv: That's about the time until I go to sleep, so not a problem.
04:29:02 syv: Thanks for the heads up.
04:29:43 Devastator: is a 3m tall extinct flightless predatory bird.
04:29:49 Devastator: so basically a dinosaur.
04:30:03 Piecewise: caaaw
04:30:47 Devastator: which might be tough to explain in a warehouse.
04:30:50 Devastator: or is it someone's house?
04:30:58 Piecewise: warehouse
04:31:08 Piecewise: I'm hoping for some terror bird kick fighting
04:31:44 Devastator: I'm sure it'll come.
04:31:49 Devastator: but no weapons.
04:32:03 Devastator: mmm, and not intentional, nor do they have a word to fix it, heh.
04:32:13 Piecewise: Guy has giant talons and a beak big enough to crack heads like walnuts, don't need weapons
04:32:31 Devastator: yeah, that sounds like d4 at best.
04:32:45 Piecewise: he might be able to hold a sword in his beak...awkwardly
04:32:48 Devastator: I mean, Benedict has d6 weapons.
04:33:00 Piecewise: d8 if diving
04:33:07 Devastator: Still seems low.
04:33:12 Piecewise: yeah actually
04:33:12 Devastator: he's the size of a garage.
04:33:20 Piecewise: I think that might have been done when he was smaller
04:33:34 Devastator: yeah, haven't updated his stats.
04:33:55 Piecewise: bump him up to d10 natural, d10+d6 at a dive.
04:33:59 Devastator: ok.
04:34:12 Devastator: d20 str yet?
04:34:43 Piecewise: Maybe. I'd have to double check. was he d12 before?
04:34:47 Devastator: yeah.
04:34:55 Devastator: probably lost a speed rank, due to the 3-day trip.
04:35:15 Piecewise: Yeah, lets go d20 str, and rank him down in speed
04:35:50 Devastator: any will change? ;-p
04:35:57 Devastator: it is the intimidate stat.. ;-p
04:36:14 Piecewise: heh, well we'll give him a bonus to intimidate but standard stat change no
04:36:32 Devastator: yeah, fair point.
04:36:35 Devastator: too lazy.
04:36:39 syv: Y'all hear about the NSA telling Microsoft about a major exploit in Win 10 yesterday?
04:36:40 Piecewise: Honestly a lot of the time he wouldn't need a roll to intimidate
04:36:52 Piecewise: Nope, but I'm not surprised
04:37:12 Piecewise: windows 10 is an Indian cellphone OS ported to pc, pretty sure
04:37:21 syv: Not surprised about the *NSA* telling them, though?
04:37:46 Devastator: No, only that it wasn't hidden until leaked for the next Petya.
04:37:48 Piecewise: it is a strange source
04:38:29 Devastator: eh, getting the strength changed was only important when I have him try to open hangar doors.
04:38:50 MidJag: Perhaps they were like well every time we don't tell anyone about this exploits it blows up somehow.
04:39:21 Devastator: Plus some of the spy agencies save those up.
04:39:30 Devastator: maybe that one got leaked, so they told microsoft.
04:39:34 syv: I'm betting on them just deciding they need better PR.
04:39:55 Piecewise: They tell them about some backdoors, leave others for themselves
04:40:02 syv: Yeah.
04:40:13 MidJag: Would make sense
04:42:47 Piecewise: Are we at war with Iran by the way? I've not been keeping track
04:43:10 syv: Not yet.
04:43:11 Devastator: Yes, but it doesn't start until they shoot.
04:43:13 Devastator: ;-p
04:43:35 Piecewise: Glad I can't be drafted anymore
04:43:40 Piecewise: never could actually
04:43:43 Piecewise: last of my bloodline
04:44:07 Devastator: nah, you can still totally be drafted.
04:44:16 Devastator: Trump will just ignore that, it's a law, after all.
04:44:43 Piecewise: I'm also not registered in whatever thing you're supposed to register for that makes you show up as draftable
04:44:58 Piecewise: because people told me thats a thing recently and I'm not even sure what it is
04:45:00 Devastator: he'll just use the RNC's total voter database.
04:45:18 Piecewise: you nuts?
04:45:24 Piecewise: clearly the DNC.
04:45:30 Devastator: Nah, they have their own database.
04:45:44 Piecewise: get war and wipe out his political opponents?
04:45:49 Piecewise: win win
04:46:01 Piecewise: art of the deal
04:46:14 Piecewise: grab them by the gulf shore
04:46:28 Piecewise: what am I on about?
04:46:38 Piecewise: I'm gonna go back to describing terror birds
04:46:43 Devastator: heh.
04:46:46 Devastator: yeah, much more fun.
04:47:14 Piecewise: His feather coated arms shrivel into shrunken, yet still strangely muscular, toddler sized limbs with tiny talon tipped fingers.
04:49:09 Devastator: hmm.
04:49:16 Devastator: well, I have an excess of idols in irony's game.
04:49:19 Devastator: you know what that means?
04:49:29 Devastator: I get to do one round of horrific experimentation and go with the survivors.
04:49:32 syv: You have an excess of bacon?
04:49:33 Piecewise: gladiator fights?
04:49:34 syv: Aww.)
04:49:38 Devastator: heh.
04:49:41 syv: Bacon is good, though.
04:49:48 MidJag: I was gonna guess heresy, but that works too.
04:50:00 Piecewise: Did you ever watch the anime about zombie idols?
04:50:08 Devastator: dunno.
04:50:24 Devastator: but I think I'll play my catgirl against er's catgirl. ;-p
04:50:31 Devastator: everyone else can go for it.
04:50:35 Piecewise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NCTH0Uo8CQ
04:51:13 Devastator: since I seem to have an offense-themed catgirl with a special ability and poor idol stats, so go for the enforcer.
04:51:57 Piecewise: That trailer is actually horrible
04:51:59 Piecewise: what the fuck
04:52:00 Devastator: and one plus-rated idol.
04:52:19 Devastator: well, no different than lichs.
04:52:27 MidJag: Yeah, I am unimpressed with this trailer dubs.
04:52:53 Devastator: That's a really shitty trailer.
04:52:55 Devastator: tells you nothing.
04:54:25 Piecewise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok2b0MrpA_0
04:54:56 Piecewise: here's a rap battle scene where a zombie tells a bunch of japanese retirees to start fucking
04:55:14 MidJag: So wait hte girls are zombies?
04:56:07 Piecewise: Yeah, they put them in make up for the performances
04:56:29 MidJag: ....that still doesn't explain it, but okay
04:56:44 Piecewise: https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/styles/1170xauto/public/zombielandgroup.jpg
04:57:10 MidJag: I see
04:57:18 Piecewise: The story is that their manager reanimated a bunch of famous idols and singers to make the ultimate idol group
04:57:31 MidJag: That's actually hilarious
04:58:01 Piecewise: The manager is a fucking mad lad
04:58:03 Piecewise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q773X3TPmoQ
04:58:54 MidJag: This looks like the kind of guy who would reanimate a bunch of pop idols to make the ultimate music group.
04:59:42 Piecewise: A man with squid in his pockets
05:00:01 Devastator: pocket squid is best squid.
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05:00:48 MidJag: So why did they all die? Is that ever explained?
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05:01:41 Piecewise: The main girl gets hit by a truck in the first few minutes of the show
05:01:53 Piecewise: and surprisingly doesn't go to a fantasy world
05:02:01 MidJag: I see.
05:02:10 Piecewise: the rest died of various things
05:02:31 Piecewise: One was a courtesan from the edo period I think
05:02:45 MidJag: She's adapting suprisinglly well to everything then.
05:05:23 Devastator: she'd just rather be tortured for fifty years than admit it.
05:06:22 MidJag: Is that a refrence to something?
05:06:35 Piecewise: nah, dev's just into that sort of thing
05:07:38 Devastator: just seemed like something an edo-era courtesan would do.
05:08:15 MidJag: I literally know next to nothing about the edo era of Japan
05:08:16 syv: That's quite the widget.
05:08:45 syv: Does it have disassembly?
05:09:36 MidJag: eh?
05:09:49 Devastator: It's the post warring states period.
05:09:53 syv: Talking about the anime.
05:10:00 Devastator: lots of high culture.
05:10:50 syv: ...Like prostitutes!
05:10:56 syv: Only the highest of culture.
05:11:16 syv: Were ninjas an edo thing?
05:11:45 Devastator: No idea.
05:12:01 Devastator: but lots of tea ceremonies, extremely static cultural positioning, etc.
05:12:27 Piecewise: probably hugely perverse too
05:12:48 Piecewise: any highly structured, rigid society is going to be hugely perverse under it
05:12:50 syv: Is high culture hugely perverse?
05:13:04 syv: Does this mean anime is the highest culture?
05:13:39 Piecewise: In Victorian England men rarely slept with their wives, but underage prostitutes were all the rage.
05:14:34 MidJag: Didn't victorian england also have like a massive imbalance between men and women populaition wise?
05:15:01 Piecewise: I'm uncertain
05:16:02 Piecewise: still
05:16:09 Piecewise: no time better than the black plague
05:16:19 Piecewise: when me and my friends could just dance all night
05:16:21 Piecewise: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/Dancing_skeletons%2C_%27Dance_of_Death%27_Wellcome_L0006816.jpg
05:16:27 Piecewise: Good times
05:16:39 syv: ...Hmm, how does this lore apply to Bloodborne?
05:16:53 syv: Should the doll have been a loli?
05:17:52 Devastator: No, not really.
05:17:59 Devastator: from MJ.
05:18:10 Devastator: dang it, no irony.
05:18:15 Devastator: wanted to ask if all missions required a mech.
05:18:17 Piecewise: Well the doll was based off of Lady Maria, so she's fine
05:18:51 Piecewise: Not sure how old Maria was actually
05:20:23 Piecewise: She could be 16 or something. Hard to say
05:22:16 syv: She seems... a bit tall for 16.
05:22:38 syv: A bit strong, too.
05:23:56 Piecewise: I mean, she's a giant lady in general
05:24:18 Piecewise: most people in souls games are bigger than you
05:24:29 Piecewise: owl in sekiro is hilariously giant
05:25:44 MidJag: Perhaps just the souls char is just actually tiny
05:27:45 syv: Ema's normal size.
05:27:58 syv: Non-boss female hunters are normal size.
05:28:46 Piecewise: The doll is like a head taller than you I think, as is maria
05:29:02 Piecewise: Amazing Chest Ahead is quite large
05:29:04 MidJag: Okay gents, I am going to bed. Because fuck 8AMs.
05:29:09 Piecewise: night
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05:29:48 syv: Yeah, Maria's unusually huge.
05:30:04 syv: What about Annalise?
05:30:14 syv: IIRC she was normal size, and was related to Maria.
05:35:46 syv: Are there *any* small-size bosses in Souls games, come to think of it?
05:35:59 syv: Smallest I can recall is indeed Ema.
05:36:31 syv: And she's barely smaller than progtagonist Dumbo.
05:38:23 Piecewise: Small sized bosses in souls games....
05:38:30 Piecewise: royal rat vanguard?
05:38:47 Piecewise: There were some in ds2
05:38:56 Piecewise: because a few bosses were just npcs
05:38:58 syv: Yeah, that one occured to me, but the rat looks like it has a couple hundred pounds on the player.
05:39:09 syv: There's conregation too, which had some hollows.
05:39:13 Piecewise: grave robber trio
05:39:25 Devastator: yay.
05:39:27 syv: Nah, they were player models, so normal-size.
05:39:34 Piecewise: trying to think of one in the first and second ones
05:39:39 syv: Also, god that fight.
05:39:50 syv: Grave robber trio was just stressful.
05:39:52 Piecewise: I'm counting "Player sized or smaller"
05:40:16 Piecewise: A ruin sentinel has about the same mass as a player, they're just really tall~
05:40:51 syv: I was specifically thinking "loli size", because Maria is a boss, and if she were a loli, she'd apparently the first small boss in Souls history.
05:40:51 Piecewise: Nah I really can't think of any
05:41:07 Piecewise: the smallest are humanoids who are like twice your size
05:41:16 Piecewise: gywn is maybe like 1.5x
05:41:35 syv: Yeah. Which, I get why, but it seems a bit odd now that I think about it.
05:41:38 Piecewise: wait how tall is gyndolin?
05:41:57 syv: Pretty tall, even without doing the standing stretch thing
05:42:06 syv: Snake legs add a lot of height.
05:42:35 Piecewise: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KEe66G23Xds/maxresdefault.jpg
05:42:40 Piecewise: Yeah, 1.5 ish
05:42:45 syv: There's a fair number of small-size *enemies*. Monkeys and black hats in Sekiro, for instance.
05:43:16 syv: I guessss you might be able to argue that the weird temple monkeys are the smallest bosses?
05:43:30 Piecewise: sure
05:43:41 Piecewise: Genichiro is your size
05:44:05 syv: Is he? I felt like he was a bit bigger.
05:44:08 Piecewise: sekiro probably has the most restrained humanoid sizes
05:44:12 syv: Does he grow after he gets naked?
05:44:35 syv: Cause I'm pretty sure he's taller in the last fight.
05:44:40 Devastator: that'd be an odd power.
05:45:18 syv: It makes sense.
05:45:20 Piecewise: https://gamewith-en.akamaized.net/img/a3398c4cd2995d872b77f7455f929486.jpg
05:45:25 syv: Can't grow while wearing platemail.
05:45:26 Piecewise: He looks roughly the same size
05:45:30 Piecewise: maybe a bit bigger
05:45:40 Piecewise: but not like owl or anything
05:45:46 syv: Maybe it's just animations.
05:45:51 syv: And yeah, owl is crazy
05:46:02 syv: His arms also look dessicated.
05:46:23 Piecewise: He's got a lot of bulk but his arms and legs are quite skinny
05:46:31 Devastator: and of course you can.
05:46:35 Devastator: it'd just hurt a lot. ;-p
05:47:01 Piecewise: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/32/bc/f3/32bcf3e4992e0d425d279d9f9bb9bb47.jpg
05:47:24 Piecewise: He has like...an andre the blacksmith build
05:47:32 Piecewise: giant fucking barrel chest
05:47:51 Piecewise: http://soulslore.wdfiles.com/local--resized-images/data:blacksmith-andre/andre.jpg/medium.jpg
05:48:28 syv: Peak performance.
05:49:04 Piecewise: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HelpfulHelplessDore-size_restricted.gif
05:49:37 syv: HelpfullHelpless indeed.
05:50:25 Piecewise: VERY fast Andre smithing at incredible hihg speed
05:50:41 Devastator: you'd have a barrel chest too if you smashed a hammer into an anvil 17,280 times a day.
05:50:41 Piecewise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua0zMsDiAyg
05:51:56 syv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBLMTOKxTMY
05:52:07 syv: This one is still my favorite.
05:54:20 Piecewise: heh
05:54:33 Piecewise: the bosses vs each other in sekiro is still pretty cool too
05:54:33 Devastator: I prefer the badger nope gif.
05:54:33 Piecewise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCD5gZK_SwQ
05:55:11 Devastator: is there a winner?
05:55:14 Piecewise: yes
05:59:19 Piecewise: owl does pretty well until isshin whips out that spear and glock
05:59:45 Devastator: where the fuck he was hiding that spear, I dunno.
06:03:08 Piecewise: Isshin: Loses a single life bar
06:03:08 Piecewise: Also Isshin: "Tick-tock, time for the Glock"
06:05:45 syv: Okay, that was awesome.
06:06:08 syv: Isshin's second stage moveset is just cool as hell.
06:06:34 syv: I want to see more Sekiro boss vs boss, it works way better than in DaS!
06:07:33 Piecewise: Yeah, its surprisingly functional
06:07:40 Piecewise: that guy has several more videos like that
06:07:46 Piecewise: emma vs o'rin for instance
06:08:11 Piecewise: Where's my demon of hatred vs mist noble fight?!
06:08:52 Devastator: heh
06:09:23 syv: And then the DoH loses because it has 1 tick of drain resist, and instadies upon it filling.
06:10:21 Devastator: heh
06:10:44 syv: I want a mod where you can play as a boss, against another player playing as a boss.
06:10:57 syv: Would it work well? Probably not. Would it be ridiculously awesome? YES.
06:11:45 Devastator: heh
06:12:41 Piecewise: Too bad sekiro has no online. I wonder if there is a boss fight vs mod for dark souls? I would have to be local or private lan or something
06:16:37 Devastator: I'm sure.
06:16:42 Devastator: well, no, not.
06:19:37 syv: No, there's no Dark Souls BvB PvP, or at least, it must be very recent.
06:20:33 syv: The BvB vids you see for DaS use the debug build for the most part. Same for the play-as-a-boss vids. But while the debug build does let you play online with other debug players, and does let you possess their bosses (or your own) it just desyncs you.
06:20:41 syv: I tested this with Egan a long while ago.
06:20:53 Devastator: mmm.
06:21:00 Devastator: http://youtu.be/AHXUldPeMtg
06:21:26 syv: Limit Breakers makes good vids.
06:22:38 Devastator: dammit.
06:22:44 Devastator: I want to see him hit something with that sword.
06:33:15 Piecewise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbHONuJycak
06:34:24 Devastator: Yeah, that's the current low.
06:34:28 Devastator: someone, someday will beat that.
06:37:42 Piecewise: "On 5 September, Madsen testified in court on that as he held the submarine's 70 kg (150 lb) hatch cover open for Wall, he lost his footing, causing it to shut and hit her on the head, and that she died after falling down a nearby shaft.[45] Madsen said he was in a state of "suicidal psychosis" when he disposed of her body, arguing he was not thinking rationally.[45] The prosecution said police had found hair and blood in
06:37:42 Piecewise: the submarine's toilet, a pair of women's underwear in the engine room and videos on Madsen's computer showing women being violently killed,[46] and that witnesses said they had seen Madsen watching videos of decapitation and practicing asphyxiation sex.[47] Another autopsy performed on Wall's head and legs after they were found in October found no signs of blunt trauma to the head[34] and did not determine the cause of
06:37:43 Piecewise: death.[48][49] Later that month, it was reported that Madsen had admitted to dismembering Wall’s body, but still denied intentionally killing her, saying that she died from carbon monoxide poisoning inside the submarine while he was on deck.[50] Police later said that he had not explicitly stated that carbon monoxide poisoning was what caused her death, and that he had merely stated that exhaust gases had entered th
06:37:48 Piecewise: e chamber she was in.[51]"
06:38:05 Piecewise: Kickstarter is a hell of a way to kill a person
06:39:24 Devastator: yes
06:42:53 syv: Impressive.
06:43:13 syv: Not sure I'd call it the current low, though.
06:43:22 Devastator: for kickstarter?
06:43:27 Devastator: Yeah, probably.
06:49:38 syv: Oh, for Kickstarter specifically? Yeah, I'll agree there.
06:49:39 syv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wuqPnOi8cY
06:49:49 syv: Ema is apparently an absolute badass, holy shit
06:51:11 Devastator: I see some whiffs there.
06:52:08 Devastator: but yeah, a pretty resounding beatdown.
06:52:50 Devastator: no giant spear/gun?
06:53:14 Piecewise: Different version of the boss
06:53:29 Devastator: Ahh.
06:53:44 Devastator: also, doesn't "samurai duel" mean a one-hit kill? ;-p
06:53:47 Piecewise: uses fire instead
06:55:20 Piecewise: Emma seems to have a lot of very fast movement and moves that stagger
06:55:27 Piecewise: keeps pressure on him
06:55:36 Devastator: yeah.
06:55:42 Devastator: no slow fakeout moves.
06:55:47 Devastator: or big aoe strikes.
06:58:54 Piecewise: He apparently has low stagger thresholds in that form too
06:58:56 Piecewise: makes sense
06:58:57 syv: While Shura Isshin relies on big heavy attacks that can nearly oneshot the player.
06:58:57 Piecewise: old man
06:59:07 Devastator: old man man.
06:59:17 Piecewise: He also has his side step
06:59:31 Piecewise: which throws a lot of people off
06:59:34 syv: That, and Emma has some ridiculously strong stager attacks with low charge.
06:59:47 syv: Yeah, but sadly he doesn't seem to use it against Emma.
06:59:56 Piecewise: yeah, she can pull out the ashina cross in like a quarter of the time he can
07:01:27 Piecewise: I doubt anyone can really beat demon of hatred, but I haven't watched the videos with him
07:01:41 Piecewise: he's a straight up dark souls boss
07:04:33 Devastator: mmm.
07:04:40 Devastator: well, could you set up a team?
07:04:45 syv: Yup.
07:04:55 syv: I watched the Geni + Isshin + Owl vs DoH fight.
07:05:13 syv: All of them got extra health bars.
07:05:13 syv: They still lost.
07:05:19 syv: Before even getting to stage 3.
07:05:20 Devastator: damn.
07:05:23 Devastator: did they do any damage?
07:05:29 syv: Oh yes.
07:05:41 syv: DoH just has A LOT of health, and A LOT of damage.
07:12:52 syv: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGbqMpm5ChI
07:13:01 syv: Genichiro vs Genichiro, Genichiro wins.
07:13:14 syv: Also, he *does* look taller when he strips.
07:13:26 syv: Maybe because he's less hunched, maybe because he's thinner.
07:14:14 Piecewise: Maybe you're just intimidated by his rugged good looks
07:14:36 Piecewise: Demon of hatred is such a razor's edge fight
07:14:47 Piecewise: he's actually not very complex at all
07:14:57 Piecewise: he can just fucking destroy you in 1-2 hits though
07:15:07 Piecewise: little room for error
07:15:52 Devastator: bam
07:16:49 Piecewise: I'm gonna head for bed. Got half of dev's post done, did everyone else in the thread. You found a higher level key, but not much else in the search. If you want better keys, I suggest searching the other rubble, like the towers and stuff.
07:17:44 syv: Cool.
07:17:46 syv: Thanks.
07:17:49 syv: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IEe00xRNXVk
07:17:56 syv: Gyoubu vs Genichiro
07:18:05 Devastator: that's fine, we have two more big areas.
07:18:16 Devastator: and yeah.
07:21:33 Devastator: also whatever we just unlocked.
07:21:47 Devastator: or cut through a wall or two.
07:21:55 Devastator: could leave that until time closer to the end, though.
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07:38:32 Devastator: okay, the how many kings can you kill in 4 kings is beautiful.
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07:39:09 syv: What was it? Seven?
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07:42:51 Devastator: eight.
07:42:58 Devastator: nine, actually.
07:43:06 Devastator: can see 12 kings, kill nine kings.
07:43:24 Devastator: failure stat black knight halberd with sweet spot damage does extra damage to each king and drains health pool less.
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