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03:31:51 syv: "Yes. Gimme like ten more mintues apologies."
03:33:28 syv: Yeah, I messed up and said yes when you asked if it was 2130.
03:33:49 syv: It's 2130 for
MJ, 2230 for you and I.
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03:53:38 ER: get everybody and the stuff together
03:56:21 syv: Okay. We just gonna go without
Dev 'cause he's a halfhour late?
03:56:43 ER: VLC wants to update itself, gimme a few
03:59:19 ER: well, ate my entire snack already
04:02:10 ER: everybody and the stuff are together!
04:02:47 ER: okay, may have to wait on the stuff, admittedly
04:02:51 Devastator: yeah, cmae bakc for it, I"ll get it here.
04:04:23 Devastator: yeah, thought it was in a half hour.
04:04:39 ER: I thought it was an hour and a half ago!
04:06:17 ER: clearly we should watch cars
04:06:29 Devastator: I don't know who made me see that.
04:06:44 MidJag: I'm amazed you've ever seen cars.
04:06:45 Devastator: Well, I see the traffic jam started.
04:07:02 Devastator: "And then they rebooted the series."
04:07:30 syv: I have no clue what that gun was.
04:08:02 Devastator: dies like one, too.
04:09:15 Devastator: so send yours back another week.
04:09:16 ER: way to explain the plot, lady
04:09:30 Devastator: or does it have to be at the same time?
04:09:47 Devastator: time travel generally does that.
04:09:49 ER: I thought we had to use delorians
04:10:03 Devastator: and something involving plutonium and Libyans.
04:10:11 MidJag: I wish all time travel involed delorians
04:10:15 Devastator: mmm, should watch that eventually.
04:10:32 syv: I've actually seen it. And yeah, good.
04:10:40 Devastator: Well, the libyans shoot Doc.
04:10:50 ER: murder and/or anime girls, that's my rule~
04:11:10 syv: I don't think this movie has anime girls.
04:11:22 Devastator: it has attempted murder.
04:11:27 Devastator: this is Attempted Murder the movie.
04:11:29 ER: murder is like, the premise
04:11:49 MidJag: I honestly kinda like III
04:11:57 syv: Man, that was a nice effect.
04:12:10 Devastator: shows why they can't send shit back, too.
04:12:51 Devastator: hmm, he assesses the odds of not getting stuff at 2%.
04:13:53 MidJag: I dunno, I think a naked Arnie is pretty intimidating even when he's not a robot.
04:14:18 Devastator: ok, I think you get clothes now.
04:14:33 Devastator: That was a better fight than I remember.
04:14:49 Devastator: maybe added scene in this edition.
04:15:00 Devastator: I remember the original just skipping immediately to the scene of him walking out.
04:15:04 Devastator: or maybe that was a for-TV cut.
04:15:40 MidJag: I thought the first one just had him beat up some punks
04:16:41 MidJag: That giant ass 80's walkie talkie
04:16:50 ER: pretty good, he doesn't have his gun out already
04:16:59 syv: Hey, checking corners, badass.
04:18:01 Devastator: he's younger than I am.
04:18:17 syv: Did that 10 y/o have a rap sheet?
04:20:26 syv: "And it looks identical to California's governor."
04:20:28 ER: they know about the time when one dude killed a whole police department, right?
04:20:36 Devastator: Yeah, that should have gotten reported.
04:20:48 MidJag: Maybe it's cause no one survived to report it
04:20:59 MidJag: And they just blamed it on some terrorist
04:21:10 Devastator: yeah, always a scapegoat.
04:23:07 syv: This one is better at acting human than the first one.
04:23:12 ER: hmm, s they're not gonna die?
04:23:24 Devastator: That wasn't a terminator.
04:23:36 Devastator: that was 1985 Arnie bad at acting human.
04:23:38 ER: yeah, neither of the bots just walked in and started killing
04:24:21 ER: aw, so he's not gonna try to save her?
04:24:33 syv: "Tried to blow up a computer factory"
04:24:55 Devastator: I wonder how much would change if someone blew up the Intel chip plant.
04:25:32 ER: I like how they didn't mention this in the first movie
04:26:27 ER: gratuitous hallucination smooching
04:27:01 syv: Don't you smooch your hallucinations gratuitously?
04:27:33 Devastator: this is set after the first movie.
04:27:57 MidJag: Connors not doing a great job not acting crazy right now
04:27:58 ER: no, how does she know a second terminator is coming?
04:31:39 ER: wait, why would the company cover that up though
04:32:04 syv: Steal the design, pretend its their own?
04:32:17 Devastator: could be patent reasons.
04:33:08 MidJag: THat's a nice ass robot hand
04:33:12 Devastator: Hmm, that wasn't ideal, either. Should have had one guy on the door identifying the guy, and the person with the second key be remote.
04:33:51 syv: Also, maybe close rhe secure door after it's opened and the guy starts fiddling with the artifacts inside.
04:33:51 Devastator: they are too far for one person to turn easily, though.
04:33:59 Devastator: oh yes, or have a second door.
04:34:59 ER: hmm, why'd the other guy have to keep the picture?
04:35:04 MidJag: heh, Termie is pretty much a GTA charecter
04:36:52 Devastator: makes sense, though.
04:37:04 Devastator: a kid who hangs around with the delinquent is going to be another one.
04:37:27 Devastator: ..I'm glad there was a good arcade in town when I was a kid.
04:37:59 Devastator: what was that bystander doing there, walking into the firefight AFTER someone started shooting?
04:38:14 MidJag: See, now he's a GTA char with an escort mission.
04:38:22 Devastator: they're usually better armed.
04:38:53 Devastator: I doubt it, this is San Andreas. ;-p
04:39:18 ER: arnie is pretty much a zombie, isn't he?
04:39:25 Devastator: "Maybe I should have started running sooner."
04:39:37 ER: man runs unreasonably quickly while spooky music plays
04:40:08 MidJag: Arnie is a zombie, liquid is a changeling.
04:40:21 Devastator: rough commute today.
04:41:12 MidJag: I feel like that would break an axle
04:41:14 ER: good thing to do in a truck
04:41:16 Devastator: And there we see the beginning of the Cameron we all know and love.
04:41:45 Devastator: Movie director, James "All 'splosions" Cameron.
04:42:07 Devastator: Cameron does that a lot too.
04:42:11 Devastator: unless I"m mixing them up.
04:42:15 MidJag: I fucking love that reload
04:42:40 ER: didn't need the top anyway!
04:42:53 Devastator: that's more believable.
04:42:56 MidJag: The tops just getting in the way.
04:43:32 Devastator: ..did he have to shoot the tire?
04:44:02 MidJag: Always one burning tire.
04:44:07 syv: Just point a shotgun at a kid's head
04:44:16 Devastator: safer than what the kid just did.
04:44:22 ER: he's arnie, he knows what he's doing
04:44:28 syv: Jeez, okay, that was well done for 1991
04:44:40 Devastator: yeah, I'm willing to forgive bad trigger discipline for the literal killbot.
04:44:47 ER: wait, the appearance is mirage rather than meat
04:45:30 Devastator: "Well, was living. Now I gotta get fixed up again."
04:45:35 MidJag: He's pretty much wolverine without the healing factor.
04:45:49 Devastator: ..that would have been a good movie, come to think of it.
04:46:00 MidJag: I think that's just Logan
dev.
04:46:01 Devastator: "Terminator 2, but Arnie is actually Wolverine."
04:46:19 Devastator: Logan was pretty good, but this is better movie.
04:46:26 MidJag: I've never actually seen Logan
04:46:36 MidJag: But never fully seen it.
04:46:37 ER: but wait, how did metal go back in time without the flesh outside?
04:46:49 Devastator: similar to 'how do you send stuff back in time.'
04:47:15 Devastator: kid, you have a friend, right?
04:47:20 syv: Skynet invented the flesh restriction before giving the time travel tech to the humans.
04:47:22 Devastator: call him and have him pick up your stuff.
04:47:34 Devastator: nah. foster parents, never mind.
04:48:09 Devastator: (this movie is contemporarious with my childhood.)
04:48:53 Devastator: yes, arnie outsmarting someone.
04:49:00 MidJag: That's quite the bomb to drop on the kid.
04:49:01 Devastator: another good effect.
04:49:17 Devastator: Apparently they didn't program the killbot for child-rearing.
04:50:00 MidJag: I guess the child rearing program was an optional upgrade
04:50:21 ER: dog shoulda gone Thing and shredded t1000
04:50:48 MidJag: So wait, they know this, but they still think she's crazy?
04:51:03 Devastator: It was established previously in movie 1 that the cops are idiots.
04:51:32 Devastator: they're not better today.
04:52:25 ER: moral of this movie: believe in psychos ;P
04:52:41 Devastator: moral of the movie: Crazy militia leaders are always right.
04:54:19 Devastator: This kid is doing exactly what a kid would do with a personal killbot.
04:55:13 MidJag: Man, is this movie not going to involve any more killing?
04:55:45 syv: I'm sure the villain will satisfy our need for arbitrary murder.
04:55:49 ER: murdering machine lifeforms counts
04:56:01 Devastator: there might be some collateral.
04:56:11 Devastator: also why I said attempted murder the movie.
04:56:21 Devastator: and hopefully starting with bubbles here.
04:56:23 MidJag: Hopefully this guy dies.
04:56:29 Devastator: Odds of that are good.
04:56:41 MidJag: I think the question is when.
04:56:53 MidJag: My money is on within this scene.
04:59:20 MidJag: I like that mug honestlly
05:01:06 MidJag: Conner is reminding me more and more of the bride.
05:01:39 Devastator: That was a pertty well-orchestrated stunt.
05:01:54 ER: she's gonna hit t in the head and he's gonna be like "hi"
05:02:52 Devastator: well, bet someone wishes he'd have used Toxic for a self-buff earlier.
05:02:53 MidJag: That was probably 2 actually
05:03:24 MidJag: I love this batman approach to pacifisim
05:03:25 Devastator: That seems a bit sloppy.
05:04:10 Devastator: It's the Dr. Savage approach to pacifism.
05:04:47 Devastator: pacifist, but mostly because he had magic tranq bullets.
05:05:22 MidJag: Depending on how hard she holding that sryinge he's probably already got some drano in there.
05:05:48 Devastator: he's basically Batman without a mask.
05:05:56 Devastator: who uses guns, too.
05:06:11 Devastator: they're not bad, but they're era pulps, you have to know what you're reading.
05:06:45 MidJag: I'm not sure I've ever read an actual era pulp, I've rady stuff apping it, but never authentic.
05:07:34 MidJag: I have to say T2 has some fantastic lines.
05:08:00 Devastator: you hit him in the shades.
05:08:35 Devastator: Draggy's gotta get claws that can do this.
05:09:03 ER: okay, base action movie assumption
05:09:03 MidJag: I feel like if playing as the thing was a video game, this would be the agressive mode.
05:09:32 Devastator: "What if the Thing was a robot?"
05:09:40 Devastator: and couldn't assimilate.
05:09:45 ER: think flesh thing is cooler tho
05:09:59 MidJag: I don't disagree, but yeah this isn't bad.
05:10:18 Devastator: you gotta get some heavier weapons, Arnie.
05:10:23 MidJag: huh,
syv do the colors of the shells mean anything?
05:11:30 ER: they haven't managed to knock metal off him yet, that would help
05:11:33 Devastator: Mob 2 but not mob 3.
05:11:35 syv: Hm? Oh, yeah, I believe so.
05:12:08 Devastator: I will admit this one is much more indestructable than the first.
05:12:29 syv: I don't know though. Nowadays pretty all usual loads are produced with a bunch of colors, usually red.
05:12:44 Devastator: maybe Sixth sense 1.
05:12:46 MidJag: Perhaps the shotgun has a differnet gauge of round?
05:12:50 Devastator: sixth sense 3 would know he's in a movie.
05:13:25 syv: The M1887 is ten gauge, IIRC?
05:13:36 MidJag: Ah, that would explain it probably.
05:13:42 Devastator: that explains the size of the holes in T2.
05:13:49 MidJag: I feel like every twelve gage I've shot has been red.
05:14:33 Devastator: Looks like they bought the doctor package, even if they didn't spring for the child-rearing one.
05:14:37 MidJag: Termie is a pretty good surgeon.
05:15:27 MidJag: Man, Termie got shot a fuck ton.
05:15:40 Devastator: yeah, he's taken hits on the back I think three times now.
05:15:47 syv: He was actively trying to act as a shield.
05:16:09 ER: why didn't future john do this
05:16:23 MidJag: He wanted past John to learn how to mod termies maybe?
05:16:25 Devastator: ..wouldn't they have had to do it to make him a protecto-bot?
05:16:57 Devastator: good effects, though.
05:18:31 Devastator: "I'll pass it off."
05:19:17 MidJag: Thos hammers are hard to hit on the first try if you arent focusing.
05:20:32 ER: didn't he do "fuck off asshole" last movie?
05:20:51 syv: Arnie plays a soulless automaton well.
05:21:14 Devastator: Man, that's an old fucking usage of 'geek'
05:21:52 MidJag: I'm pretty sure that's just how arnie works.
05:22:12 ER: skynet's stupid not to teach him this stuff already, tbh
05:22:43 MidJag: Heh, for a second I thought the kids had actual guns.
05:22:51 syv: Skynet'a very stupid in general.
05:22:55 MidJag: And I was like holy shit they got into Arnies stash.
05:22:57 Devastator: my headcanon is they captured one, and had to reboot it to an old OS version with an exploit, and abuse that to get protecto-bot.
05:23:06 Devastator: hence why he's dumb.
05:24:33 Devastator: What a time that was.
05:24:49 MidJag: So connors going terminaotor to try to prevent a terminator?
05:25:54 MidJag: ....how the hell is he suprconducting at roomtempature using programming?
05:26:56 ER: or maybe he just somehow acquired some exotic materials
05:27:47 Devastator: I should have made that joke,
ER.
05:28:06 MidJag: So wait is connor trying to kill miles?
05:29:46 Devastator: anything not shit in there?
05:31:13 Devastator: No, just a M79ish thing.
05:32:29 ER: says kinda yeah to pain, but no to fear
05:32:32 Devastator: Man, I'm imagining how badly everyone would have been all over telling stories with this kid.
05:33:12 MidJag: I want to see this thing fire.
05:33:13 Devastator: did you not know about that scene?
05:33:21 Devastator: Oh, well, you will!
05:35:31 ER: don't teach pranks to the bot
05:35:50 Devastator: "War. War never changes."
05:36:20 syv: Hahahaha, wow, calling *that* a good father.
05:36:43 Devastator: Yeah, it's one step above TV parenting.
05:37:15 MidJag: My brother walked into the room and I missed what they said.
05:37:32 Devastator: Sarah was saying how the Terminator is the best dad she's found for her kid.
05:37:38 syv: She was saying that Arnie is the best dad, considering the insanity they're going through.
05:38:05 ER: come on sara, let them be happy before the end~
05:38:17 syv: It'll never harm him, it'll never abandon him, and it will die to save him. All qualities of a good dad.
05:38:55 MidJag: What the hell kind of special effects budget did they have for this movie
05:39:13 Devastator: every single person who saw this movie knew that this could happen at any moment at some time in their lives.
05:39:28 MidJag: That's a weird feeling to live with
dev.
05:39:34 ER: nuked while watching the movie!
05:40:24 Devastator: ..or what I would say, until the last few months.
05:40:46 Devastator: I mean, the russians found a cheaper method.
05:40:56 MidJag: I still rate it at lower odds then it was.
05:41:09 ER: sarah connor, the terminator
05:41:45 Devastator: maaaybe not. There are some very disturbing analyses of the situation that I've read through, but the nature of the decision-making was such that most of the time it wasn't quite that close.
05:42:14 MidJag: Wasn't there that one Russian dude that probably stopped a nuclear war?
05:42:35 Devastator: The russians had a couple systems intended for the sole purpose of allowing their leaders to pass the decision off to an arbritrary group who would be fully cable of second-striking, even if no order was sent.
05:42:36 syv: Though "probably" is debatable, ofc.
05:42:45 Devastator: He's thinking of Sainslav Petrov, who has a pretty good case of it.
05:42:48 Devastator: but there were other incidents.
05:42:50 ER: oh damn, is he going to die?
05:43:33 MidJag: Also, what's with the laser sight.
05:43:41 MidJag: Is that really useful for that kinda work?
05:43:43 ER: could settle for destoying his research
05:44:03 ER: yeah, she has the terminator music
05:44:40 MidJag: Sarah connor is just a termie with a calcium endo skeleton
05:45:15 ER: and human emotions to get in the way
05:45:37 MidJag: He might still die though
05:45:50 ER: gotta keep that momentum sara
05:46:08 MidJag: Oh never mind, they got doctor arnie.
05:48:07 ER: "yo imma robot made from your research"
05:48:12 MidJag: I've heard of deglobing injuries but this is ridicuolouos
05:49:11 syv: About laser sight: Suuure? Not gonna make you more accurate when using the scope, but you totally can aim with a laser when hip firing... though I kinda doubt the effectiveness against a moving target in good light. Still, adding lasers to guns is popular!
05:49:23 syv: Cinematically it's just useful.
05:49:36 Devastator: The scientists who worked on the nukes knew they were making nukes.
05:49:43 MidJag: The hydrogen bomb probably saved a lot of lives techincally.
05:49:55 Devastator: mmm, h-bomb specifically?
05:50:20 syv: Also, firebombing campaigns...
05:50:23 MidJag: There was a lot of talk about which would kill more people, invading Japan or nuking Japan.
05:50:59 ER: that's how room-temp superconductors I guess
05:51:31 Devastator: yeah, but that wasn't about h-bombs.
05:51:41 ER: I think the concensus is that the nukings were unnecessary
05:51:42 MidJag: I hate when time-travel gets all reciprocally like that.
05:52:03 Devastator: I dunno. I mean, I could make that argument.
05:52:07 syv: I thought that it was super debatable even today.
05:52:22 syv: It's also just an extremely emotionally charged subject.
05:52:30 syv: Which makes good debate hard.
05:52:35 MidJag: It's definitely very debatable.
05:52:53 Devastator: Yeah. I'd be fine taking either position.
05:53:04 Devastator: these guys are apparently well-funded and pretty competent.
05:53:16 Devastator: that really was fast.
05:53:26 Devastator: I'd have expected three minutes.
05:54:23 syv: Yup, that wouldn't do shit.
05:54:28 Devastator: isn't there a minimum-range arming thing on those?
05:54:32 ER: now for the non-silent alarm
05:54:57 MidJag: Breacher round or something of the sort?
05:55:13 Devastator: I could believe you can fit something in a 40mm grenade that can get through a door like that.
05:55:23 syv: Breaching rounds are even more useless, they're basically packed dust slugs.
05:56:03 Devastator: good thing about the black-site projects, likely no offsite backups.
05:56:20 MidJag: Wasn't the sniper rifle a mininuke?
05:56:45 Devastator: eh, nukes hardly killed anyone.
05:56:51 Devastator: there was what, one?
05:57:13 Devastator: amps did most of the murdering.
05:57:34 syv: Yeah, that fired nuclear rounds. Or kinetic rounds. Nukes were default, though.
05:57:55 Devastator: and nobody used them becuase you could buy artifacts that were better for a quarter of the price.
05:58:06 ER: because of course you want a nuclear sniper rifle
05:58:08 Devastator: (well, most of the time.)
05:58:13 syv: Aaaalso because the LESHO was a tool for something else entirely.
05:58:26 syv: We virtually never would have wanted one.
05:58:49 MidJag: I have agood feeling about this scene
05:58:59 ER: that armory wasn't quite designed for what the HMRC actually did :P
05:59:07 Devastator: kill the entire universe?
06:00:08 syv: Never any muzzle discipline in this movie
06:00:18 ER: ya really need a decimal point on that, skynet?
06:00:18 syv: The guy with a SPAS swept his buddy
06:00:34 MidJag: I feel like in this case they're mostly just running for their life
syv.
06:00:38 Devastator: to be fair, I'd expect some breakdowns in a firefight like that.
06:01:10 Devastator: DON"T PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET
06:01:27 syv: These are the worst police
06:01:35 Devastator: already well-established.
06:01:57 Devastator: you know what slo-mo means.
06:02:33 MidJag: push the goddamn button.
06:02:56 Devastator: now was this before or after Die Hard?
06:03:25 Devastator: the glass-running scene.
06:03:41 Devastator: shooting in a room full of explosives.
06:04:17 MidJag: For bleeding the fuck out dude's clever.
06:05:06 Devastator: 1991 was a more innocent era.
06:05:31 Devastator: from what I know about tear gas you can't share a mask.
06:05:52 MidJag: I mean you can, it just wouldn't help that much.
06:06:24 MidJag: An orthopedic surgeon is about to become very wealthy fixing that many kneecaps.
06:06:29 syv: Uhh, that'd be pretty near lethal
06:06:43 Devastator: Yeah, but you got a better method?
06:06:54 Devastator: I mean, I suppose he could go punch each guy.
06:07:02 ER: maybe skynet programmed "might live" as "alive" so that terminators need to make sure
06:07:49 Devastator: I suppose cleanest way would be to cut each guy's two thumb webs and achillies tendons.
06:08:00 MidJag: I'm still just impressed with how fast that dude man switch.
06:08:22 Devastator: Hey, he's a legendary scientists.
06:08:26 Devastator: you know how fast they work.
06:08:45 Devastator: that lab had to count as a workshop, and he had a good five seconds.
06:09:06 syv: Easier to say words than to extrude a blade.
06:09:49 Devastator: that's some good shooting.
06:10:13 Devastator: the difficulty modifier for 'while flying a helicopter' is pretty big.
06:10:16 MidJag: heh, I just saw the extra hand joy stick.
06:10:31 ER: while flying a heli pretending it's a car on the freeway
06:11:17 Devastator: Apparently there are limits to the driving skill.
06:11:29 syv: I think that was intentional.
06:12:10 syv: Terminators like running people over with trucks.
06:12:19 ER: liquid nitrogen, that will be fun
06:12:20 Devastator: I think he dropped the gun.
06:12:47 MidJag: Liquid nitrogen is the coolest substance
06:13:11 ER: lost weight, will go faster now!
06:13:24 Devastator: one bullet? Lady, you just gotta imagine this is the 21st century. You'll be able to take like 18 when you're 70.
06:13:54 MidJag: And now it has flames so it'll go even faster.
06:14:12 Devastator: it means the vehicle is about 75% of the way to blowing up.
06:14:19 ER: also maybe terminator is calibrated for the more durable humans of its own time, hence the "non-lethal"
06:15:03 MidJag: Years of evolution have made humans capable of taking up to 30 bullets in one sitting.
06:15:25 MidJag: Knee caping with a pistol round is equiviliant tlo light tickiling.
06:15:38 Devastator: Yeah, they ain't paying them enough for this shit.
06:15:47 MidJag: ....Liquid nitrogen really isn't somehthing to run away from that quickilly.
06:16:07 syv: They just now it's a chemical that's offgassing.
06:16:09 Devastator: and tubs of liquid metal?
06:16:11 syv: Running away is a good plan.
06:16:21 MidJag: If your in danger of splashing then yes runnig is a very good plan
06:16:35 Devastator: you can come and assess the situation after you're far away.
06:16:39 MidJag: But you do have a point
syv
06:16:53 Devastator: Ever heard of the guy who had a heart attack running from a ClF3 spill?
06:17:24 ER: wonder if there's any recoverable tech there
06:17:53 ER: like schlock with the fire hose
06:18:26 MidJag: Shoclk is pretty much just this thing without the color changing abiliities.
06:18:44 Devastator: and less sociopathic. :-(
06:18:47 ER: shclock is the thing with some abilities missing
06:19:15 Devastator: took some damage there, Mr T-1000.
06:19:27 syv: Huh, I've read that book. Must've forgotten that bit.
06:20:03 MidJag: I knew it did chew through concrete though.
06:20:09 ER: yeah, standing near molten slag is bad for ya
06:20:20 Devastator: worse than being hunted by a terminator?
06:20:24 Devastator: although to be fair they're like 0/8
06:22:01 ER: didn't need that shit anyways
06:22:47 Devastator: conveyor belts go to machines.
06:23:06 MidJag: ....Why would she not have that lloaded already?
06:23:20 Devastator: she wasn't carrying it, kid was.
06:27:23 ER: wait, we KNOW t1000 can mimic voices
06:28:24 Devastator: shouldn't have dropped that lst round.
06:29:26 Devastator: we're at the climax.
06:30:30 ER: I hit... some key which VLC interpreted as "fuck this, get rid of this dumb movie
06:30:30 MidJag: Everyone caught back up?
06:30:48 ER: could we go back to 2:22 :V
06:32:05 MidJag: Okay, now it's just the thing.
06:34:05 Devastator: now don't forget the other arm.
06:34:22 MidJag: Oh hey, he's actualy thown the chip in.
06:35:11 MidJag: Damn, killing himself in a steel cauldron, just like every other father figure John has had.
06:35:21 Devastator: "I want to use you to beat up so many more gangers!"
06:35:53 Devastator: Well, until some of the modern movies fucked it up!
06:36:18 MidJag: Man, this whole movie is pretty much a boy meets dog movie. So Arnie is old yeller.
06:36:39 Devastator: that's a good way of putting it.
06:37:02 Devastator: "This is the police!"
06:37:14 Devastator: "I don't know what for, but you're all going to jail."
06:38:39 MidJag: Also sequels make money
06:39:41 syv: Better action movie than Hardcore Henry
06:39:50 syv: Too bas they didn't make any more
06:40:23 Devastator: If we're going to do that, we have to watch the Jones movies.
06:40:29 Devastator: ..we did see Last Crusade together, though.
06:40:53 Devastator: glad I could entertain you.
06:40:54 syv: Last Crusade wasn't as good as this
06:40:57 MidJag: I've always loved the three Indiana Jones movies.
06:41:08 Devastator: I like Last Crusade more, but this is a classic too.
06:41:17 Devastator: but tonight gonna finish up k-com.
06:41:41 Devastator: and bug
syv about turning Saeko into various forms of monsterous organisms.
06:41:51 ER: *it aint me starts playing*
06:41:58 Devastator: in general, the kaiju is rolling shit, so you're doing better than expected.
06:42:19 Devastator: but thanks to deployment and force-balance issues, it busted up the city pretty good.
06:42:21 MidJag: ...Do they have GNR as the end credits song?
06:45:29 ER: ohey then, I order you to write PS instead!
06:45:55 syv: Not right now. I require more sleep to do that.
06:46:27 ER: getting at least some sleep occasionally is good for your health
06:46:42 ER: relatedly, now it's time for me to sleep
06:47:03 MidJag: Whoo needs sleep is my motto
06:47:51 syv: Meh, if you're not gonna sleep, anything else you wanna do?
06:48:15 MidJag: uhhh, we could play a video game. Or talk about stuff.
06:48:46 syv: I am completelt fine with either of the first two, and also okay with streaming, though as always my internet sucks.
06:49:56 MidJag: Hmm, I kinda want to stream.
06:50:40 syv: ...Oh, Twitch doesn't let you stream now unless you give them your phone #
06:51:09 MidJag: Eh, that's fine I guess.
06:51:29 MidJag: From the sheer number of spam calls I get someone already got it somehow
06:52:41 syv: I'm the only person in my family who *hasn't* been getting a ton of robocalls lately.
06:52:52 syv: Vindication for my paranoia, I guess.
06:53:15 MidJag: Eh, I had to give it for this one school thing, I expect that's where they got it.
06:55:49 MidJag: Hmm, I could stream slay the spire
06:58:15 MidJag: Not on this comp sadlly.
06:59:00 MidJag: I could go find the comp that does, but that would a bit of time
06:59:22 Devastator: twitch doesn't actually need your phone number to stream.
07:00:35 syv: It required it for my account, for the dummy account I tried to make, and when I googled it, I found two separate articles saying it was now required for all twitch accounts, and none saying otherwise.
07:00:56 Devastator: almost all, apparently.
07:01:17 MidJag: Perhaps
dev's got grandfather in or something?
07:01:25 Devastator: probably. I've had it for a while.
07:02:31 syv: I've had mine for quite awhile, I didn't get grandfathered...
07:07:02 Devastator: can't log in, they enabled two-factor. But let me stream anyway.
07:08:28 syv: ...Huh. See, they let me log in and stuff, but I can't get my stream key. And I only know about all this because my stream key initially spat out an error in Obs, when it hadn't been changed since last time I streamed.
07:09:11 Devastator: well, now that I tried to login, I might be locked out now.
07:11:59 MidJag: So would people watch if stream slay the spire?
07:16:46 MidJag: Damnit, I can never OBS to just capture the game
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07:19:06 MidJag: Damnit, I can never OBS to just capture the game
07:19:33 MidJag: I know you go to game capture
07:23:42 MidJag: Okay, I think it's working
07:23:56 syv: I've had my Twitch account for at least three years. This site doesn't let me see any history earlier than that and doesn't tell me the creation date. This seems to be annoying information to obtain.
07:26:14 Devastator: oh, just three years?
07:26:18 Devastator: mine's much older than that.
07:27:15 MidJag: Okay, so it's streaming now, but I have no idea how thell to get it to. a decent size
07:27:46 syv: My connection does not seem to have sufficient download speed, either.
07:27:58 syv: Buffers a bit more than half the time.
07:31:59 Devastator: tink tink tink tink tink tink.
07:32:03 Devastator: you might get wiped after all.
07:33:15 Devastator: your T-55 rolled yet another max-damage attack, although this time it was the other T-55, but this one bounced.
07:35:10 syv: ...Yeah, with my internet, it's a slide show.
07:35:17 syv: Not really watchable. Sorry.
07:35:44 MidJag: I've actually figured out how to make everything work now so it'll be way easier next time
07:37:22 Devastator: ahh, there's the shit dice I've come to know and love.
07:37:41 Devastator: I swear, it's like they're shooting for maximum drama.
07:41:51 Devastator: but yeah, you probably needed some hits to land there if you were going to win.
07:42:12 syv: Well, since streaming isn't working, I think I'm gonna play Spiderman.
07:42:31 syv: I've entered myself in a racing tournament late this month, so I wanna practice.
07:43:06 syv: I'll be happy if I make it through qualifications, which I do have a shot at.
07:43:40 Devastator: well, I'll describe one more round in full. If you guys lose more units I'll just roll out the remaining rounds.
07:44:04 syv: But yeah, I've raced with some of the other people in the tourney, like XII, Riblei, and Bake... and yeah, they're on another level.
07:44:22 Devastator: I just realized that Irony's body-armoured up infantry have yet to take an attack.
07:44:51 syv: I *occasionally* beat Bake, but XII is the best racer who plays, and he's been playing for years and years.
07:48:54 Devastator: IO's infantry came through again, btw.
07:49:01 Devastator: that's their first hit.
07:49:22 MidJag: Hmm, I think I shall go sleep.
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08:37:58 Devastator: My fucking god what a battle.
09:33:37 Devastator: found a crazy nazi similar to the guy with the longbow in WWII.
09:34:10 Devastator: "Tolsdorff the Mad"
10:08:01 syv: Dorf? Did he beat enemy soldiers to death with their own clothes?
10:09:06 Devastator: he charged two soviet guard tank armies and got himself wounded 11 times in a week.
10:36:23 syv: Simon charged tanks and hijacked them, with just a knife, and without taking injury.
10:36:34 syv: Way better than any German shmuck.
10:37:05 Devastator: apparently dubs didn't know about leo major, so that was fun last week.
10:37:15 Devastator: he's the guy who captured a half-track filled with secret documents on D-day.
10:37:23 Devastator: and liberated a town single-handedly.
10:40:10 syv: ...You know, I kinda get the impression that a lot of the Nazi forces were pretty much primed to surrender.
10:40:59 syv: There's also Alvin York, who captured well over a hundred soldiers pretty much by agreement with their officer.
10:41:31 Devastator: Leo major did a few bulk surrenders too.
10:41:36 Devastator: generally he had to shoot a few guys first.
10:42:13 syv: A hundred people, surrendering to one guy? Maybe a few extra dudes as backup?
10:42:22 Devastator: I mean, at that point most of them knew they were going to lose the war, and why die?
10:42:32 Devastator: Plus a lot of them were just people.
10:42:37 Devastator: conscripts who didn't want to kill anyone.
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