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01:48:41 ER: I've done very little today
01:59:49 Devastator: I'll try for K-com late tomorrow night, or failing that, monday evening.
02:06:25 Devastator: forgot to make steel thread.
02:06:35 Devastator: ugh, then I'll need stronger-than-steel scissors.
02:08:07 Devastator: I'll save it for when it's time to upgrade armour.
02:08:24 Devastator: also, has backpack. Ready for the deal,
ER.
02:09:14 ER: well, I don't know where to find you and you don't know where to find me~
02:09:46 Devastator: eh, we're in the city and I spent all last day shopping and trying to recruit people for an expedition.
02:17:12 Devastator: "The Netherlands have celebrated the recent liberation of their homeland by launching an invasion of Java with two under-strength militia divisions. There may be a reason for this, but the military logic is not immediately apparent."
02:39:36 Devastator: The UPS vendor? A popular one that Jon and the team referred to as "Armenian Potato Clocks".
02:50:35 Devastator: just quoting a tech story.
02:50:44 Devastator: and liking the name for a shitty power supply supplier.
02:58:34 Devastator: I'll go post to summon you a creature.
02:58:40 Devastator: what die size do you feel comfortable with,
ER?
02:59:03 Piecewise: d20 is probably the roundest and easiest to insert
02:59:19 Piecewise: d100 is obviously better if its a true d100
02:59:22 ER throws a bananna at Piecewise
02:59:25 Devastator: well, d4s are also good.
02:59:30 Devastator: if you swing that way.
02:59:54 ER: how big would a d6 or d8 winged ape be,
PW?
03:00:27 ER: or wait, does the Ape word include monkeys?
03:00:46 Devastator: you want monkey-tail or bird tail?
03:01:15 ER stares off into the distance
03:01:41 Piecewise: Ape can include monkeys
03:01:46 Piecewise: its not exactly right but eh
03:02:03 Devastator: eh, just make it a tiny bit weaker in exchange.
03:02:17 Devastator: I think the only ape I've summoned was the one I used to see if the moonlight would murder people.
03:02:19 Piecewise: I'd say like a d8 would be a chimp
03:02:28 Piecewise: d6 would be like...spider monkey?
03:02:29 ER: ...my primate knowledge isn't very strong. Maybe d8, focusing on flight speed?
03:02:40 Devastator: but that was a temp summon, so a lot stronger.
03:02:49 ER: would have six limbs total, right?
03:03:24 Piecewise: depends on what you consider a limb
03:04:16 Devastator: Dunno if you want a biiig monkey too. Might look more like a companion than a pet.
03:04:27 Devastator: but I'm fine with d8.
03:04:46 ER: Mm, something that could perch on my shoulder would be best
03:05:07 Devastator: yeah. That's probably a d6, although I dunno if I can try to summon something strong but unusually small with a higher die size.
03:05:19 Devastator: could maybe add 'reverse grow' to the spell to do that.
03:05:30 ER: Don't you have a speed word?
03:05:33 Piecewise:
Er murdered by crime against nature ape, more news at 7pm
03:05:44 Devastator: but I'd probably add that to a second spell.
03:05:53 ER: so could you make a small but very fast monkey for d8?
03:05:56 Devastator: Speed Bird Ape might do someting unexpected.
03:06:17 Devastator: Speed Strengthen reverse-Grow Bird Ape.
03:07:36 Devastator: I'm game to try, but I can't guarantee results with like a six-word spell.
03:08:27 Devastator: d6 monkey bird or d6 bird monkey?
03:08:43 Devastator: I think bird monkey would be better.
03:13:29 Devastator: posted. Anything you want different?
03:17:00 Devastator: and lemme know if you want to try for two spells.
03:17:22 Devastator: I want lightweight to apply to everything inside my new backpack.
03:17:55 ER: an enchantment on the backpack itself?
03:17:59 Devastator: I'll expand the inside as spacewarping myself later.
03:18:21 Devastator: Maybe. I want it to lighten everything put inside it significantly.
03:18:55 Devastator: hopefully it won't helium baloon, but if it does, I can get it back with another bird spell. ;-p
03:19:00 ER: so not "lighten all your current equipment"?
03:19:08 Devastator: Nah, that'll be the second spell for my armour.
03:19:29 Devastator: first spell is for the backpack. Might carry some really heavy stuff in it, and want to spacewarp it into an extra-large space.
03:21:01 Devastator: I'd love another spell on the armour, but it's not really necessary with my stats. d6 weight for d8 protection on a d10+2 end character.
03:24:49 Devastator: I'd have you do something to hang on Benny's harness, but I don't have him or his new harness yet.
03:25:11 Devastator: and a backpack's fine. Plus it'll be on my character, so more portable than econo-birb.
03:41:45 Devastator: also, shitload of punjabis where I'm at.
03:48:27 Piecewise: Old xbox live was a fun time
03:48:33 ER: youtube changed their interface
03:48:51 ER: the only difference is that the thumbnails on the front page are now much larger
03:49:20 ER: this ISN'T for mobile, because I know their mobile page is different and unchanged
03:50:55 ER: so at my resolution, you can only see 4 videos in a row, when before there were like 7
03:51:25 ER: I've zoomed out the site a little bit in chrome, which brings that up to 5 in a row
03:55:10 ER: they changed it. Not to push more ads at me. Not to make things uglier. Things are the same. The sole difference is that now less things fit on my screen.
03:55:21 Devastator: it's an improvement, then.
03:56:00 ER: WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING THINGS FUCKING MASSIVE
03:56:31 Devastator: to justify people who spend too much money on their televisions.
04:01:33 ER: if things were smaller, people with giant televisions could see hundreds of things at once rather than like, two.
04:02:13 ER: instead we get fucking buttons the size of a house window
04:03:26 ER: who is this for? the zees? does everyone have brain damage from lead poisoning and can't figure out how to click on something smaller than one of the walls in my room?
04:05:26 ER: unrelatedly, I should go to sleep
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04:38:27 Devastator: presumably that's skeleton for good-bye.
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