ERLOG 2019-11-15

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00:22:59 Piecewise_: dang it nu-doom
00:23:03 Piecewise_: why are you 60gb
01:13:43 ER has joined #einsteinianroulette
01:14:31 ER: because modern games are unoptimized pieces of trash
01:40:20 Devastator: 'lo
01:40:25 Devastator: and of course it's 60GB.
01:40:26 ER: hi
01:40:41 Devastator: you need it for the 2.5 million .wad files.
01:40:58 Devastator: ooh, warped.
01:43:43 Devastator: Also, Piecewise, got like 2 questions.
01:44:04 Devastator: 1. Can I enchant benny so he grows more room for enchantments?
01:44:20 Devastator: 2. Can I boost one of the currently-on spells on him to make the big one cheaper?
01:44:30 ER: tatoo enchantments on him
01:44:50 Devastator: that would be good.
01:45:07 Devastator: go have fun shaving a cat who is also a bird of prey.
01:45:12 Devastator: and is big enough to eat you whole.
01:46:03 ER: yeah, wonder if I could use flesh scroll words for that
01:46:17 Devastator: having the word tattoo would be fucking A.
01:52:11 Piecewise_: It should have at least been 66.6gb
01:52:34 ER: hey PW, is there a tattoo word? :)
01:52:50 Devastator: Indeed.
01:52:59 Devastator: questions?
01:53:01 Piecewise_: Making benny more able to be enchanted would basically require pushing more mana into him
01:53:08 Devastator: that was the plan for it, yeah.
01:53:12 Devastator: cast spell, push extra mana into him.
01:53:19 Piecewise_: gonna say no on the second one
01:53:24 Devastator: ok.
01:53:28 Piecewise_: Tattoo word? Lemme check
01:53:31 Devastator: can I free a slot by making a permanent spell temp?
01:54:20 Devastator: hmm.
01:54:29 Devastator: Same rules as die sizes for enchantments?
01:54:42 Piecewise_: There's no tattoo, but there is "Mark"
01:54:55 Devastator: four for everything, +2 slots for 10 mana, 30 mana, 50 mana, etc?
01:55:53 Piecewise_: You could make the strain on him easier via making it temp
01:56:13 Piecewise_: but you can't change it into a temp spell, just take it off and place a new one
01:56:26 Devastator: oh, so I can overwrite.
01:56:28 Devastator: that works.
01:58:31 Piecewise_: Alright then
01:58:36 Piecewise_: cabal is tomorrow
01:59:00 Devastator: ok.
01:59:06 Devastator: ER, you want a winged monkey pet, right?
01:59:14 Devastator: can do after getting the new backpack.
01:59:24 ER: sure
01:59:29 Piecewise_: So he can shout "MY PRETTIES!"
01:59:35 Piecewise_: FLY FLY!
02:00:21 Devastator: heh.
02:00:53 Devastator: I'd be worried about the poor body plan, but I figure you'd appreciate the wizard of oz jokes enough to gloss over them. ;-p
02:01:08 Devastator: hmm.
02:01:15 Devastator: also, that would count at the will roll.
02:01:20 Devastator: for the miscast effect. ;-p
02:01:26 Devastator: so might get to see it happen.
02:06:22 Piecewise_: You'll melt in contact with water~
02:07:12 ER: I already do
02:07:16 ER: just very slowly
02:08:22 Devastator: fair point.
02:10:41 Devastator: I suppose it's better than looking like Rita Repulsa.
02:11:21 Piecewise_: I dunno
02:11:25 Piecewise_: she has a great rack
02:11:33 Piecewise_: deadly
02:11:41 Devastator: welp.
02:11:51 Devastator: now I know what's happening when boosting will.
02:11:58 ER: I would take a bird familiar but winged money seems both funny and useful
02:12:08 Devastator: it's all fine.
02:12:18 Devastator: and yeah, can carry things easier.
02:12:43 Devastator: lemme know if you want a second spell. I'll do two if you want them.
02:13:32 ER: Think I wanted some physical attributes
02:13:36 Piecewise_: Every time you use your stat your boobs get a little more conical
02:13:53 ER: maxing strength would be nice, but might be out of reach? :P
02:14:04 Devastator: Yeah.
02:14:11 Devastator: d10 is d20+
02:14:15 Devastator: d12 is.. gonna be a lot.
02:14:33 Devastator: taking a potion and dumping a large quantity of d6s in it until it stacks up to enough for mine.
02:14:41 Devastator: probably be a lotta spells.
02:16:58 Devastator: d8 speed should be doable.
02:17:29 Devastator: should be cheaper than d12 because I actually have that word.
02:17:36 ER: yeah, I suppose I could afford more speed
02:18:05 Devastator: dunno if it's d10 or d8.
02:18:29 Devastator: ok, d6 winged monkey, and d8 for moar speed.
02:18:42 Devastator: how much winged monkey do you get for d6 strengthen ape bird?
02:20:15 Devastator: I guess we'll find out.
02:20:36 ER: well we gon find out won't we~
02:22:41 Piecewise_: http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1572040013831.webm
02:22:55 Piecewise_: The beast of Turin is my spirit animal
02:24:30 Devastator: brm
02:24:32 Devastator: brrrrm
02:25:29 Devastator: I like the 10 litres per horsepower ratio.
02:32:11 Piecewise_: http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1572109714800.webm
02:33:53 Devastator: welp.
02:39:00 Piecewise_: http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1572317818816.webm
02:39:21 Piecewise_: I dunno how effective spacex will be in the long run, but it certainly feels like the future
02:40:04 Devastator: eh.
02:40:10 Devastator: still didn't originate with them.
02:40:12 Devastator: and :(
02:40:27 Devastator: Skygazing ain't gonna be fun anymore.
02:41:50 Devastator: too many new satellites.
02:42:25 Piecewise_: I mean
02:42:32 Piecewise_: we can just wait for the cascade event
02:42:43 Devastator: heh.
02:42:50 Devastator: get a few collisions, bam, no more satellites?
02:42:50 Piecewise_: Kessler syndrome
02:42:55 Devastator: yeah.
02:43:20 Devastator: they had a couple fuckups just in the last two weeks.
02:43:27 Devastator: and they're like 5% done.
02:43:29 Piecewise_: have a mobile icbm launch
02:43:30 Piecewise_: http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1572480235240.webm
02:43:54 Piecewise_: I mean, rockets landing is just such a part of popular scifi that its fun to see it happen like that
02:44:28 Devastator: ahh.
02:46:20 Devastator: yeah, it is neat.
02:47:32 Devastator: but not a starfighter.
02:47:34 Devastator: :(
02:48:09 ER: why would you want to fight stars
02:49:42 Piecewise_: They are big
02:49:50 Piecewise_: Also if sy comes, we need to show him this
02:49:50 Piecewise_: http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1573029849412.webm
02:56:09 ER: dakka
03:18:59 Piecewise_: I doubt he's seen Jin Roh
03:19:02 Piecewise_: but he should
03:19:12 Piecewise_: thing is a masterpiece of animation
03:20:52 Devastator: mmm.
03:25:07 Piecewise_: https://imgur.com/gallery/qHF5r/comment/1297676681
03:25:14 Piecewise_: More gifs of it, to give a sense of that
03:25:22 Piecewise_: very "realistic" animation style
03:25:29 Devastator: hmm
03:25:30 Piecewise_: very smooth
03:25:40 Piecewise_: probably at least partially rotoscoped
03:25:52 Devastator: 'not all bang bang blood'
03:25:58 Devastator: well, syv'll hate it.
03:26:21 ER: looks kinda like 3d
03:26:41 Devastator: looks all 3d to me.
03:26:45 Devastator: probably better than some 3d.
03:27:09 Devastator: does look not bad, though.
03:27:30 Piecewise_: Its all animated
03:27:33 Piecewise_: no 3d
03:27:58 Piecewise_: it came out in 1999
03:28:06 Piecewise_: if there was cgi, you'd fucking notice it
03:29:09 Devastator: ahh.
03:29:11 Devastator: nifty.
03:29:21 Devastator: I'll have to be more careful then.
03:29:46 Devastator: that's a screwup.
03:31:55 Piecewise_: Huh
03:32:00 Piecewise_: apparently not even rotoscoped
03:32:06 Piecewise_: just...really good animation
03:32:28 ER: just casually drawn by Gods Among Men
03:32:42 Devastator: hot damn.
03:32:57 Devastator: next time I should just say "It looks like it's all the same thing, however they did it."
03:33:03 Devastator: woulda been right. ;-p
03:33:46 ER: sure does look like images on a screen. yup.
03:34:35 Devastator: indeed.
03:36:26 Piecewise_: Apparently its so smooth and natural that film critics still think its rotoscoped despite not being so
03:36:33 Piecewise_: which says something
03:36:46 Piecewise_: even big dumb anime nerd me thought it was
03:36:51 Piecewise_: and I'm a professional weeb
03:36:58 ER: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
03:37:18 Devastator: weeaboo.
03:37:24 Devastator: that is impressive.
03:37:31 Devastator: it beat a professional grump like myself. ;-p
03:40:05 Devastator: I suppose being the god of animation is a way to avoid using advanced techniques.
03:41:08 ER: I think that being one of the Makers counts as an advanced technique in itself
03:41:16 Devastator: Pfft.
03:41:23 Devastator: that sounds like xianxia thinking, that.
03:41:45 Devastator: hmm.
03:42:11 Devastator: any suggestions for one of those where the MC doesn't have superpowers and has to win through smarts, not magic technology or insane superpowers?
03:42:48 ER: that would go against the genre, I think. :P
03:43:49 Devastator: Yeha.
03:43:51 Devastator: Yeah.
03:43:53 Devastator: Hmm, yeah.
03:44:22 Devastator: only time I can think of one that did that, it would be some stupid harem one where the MC has to tell all the girls what to do. Which would be stupid in a different way.
03:44:43 ER: though maybe something in one of those settings where the protagonist dunks on powerful people using smarts
03:45:49 Devastator: That could work.
03:46:25 Devastator: I do wish Elventide stuck with the RYBY game. I had like 4 or 5 insane stunts left to pull.
03:52:05 Devastator: and I kinda wanted to start a competence-based civil war. ;-p
04:02:06 Devastator: Hah!
04:02:18 Devastator: The slogan would be "I am not a number."
04:04:10 Piecewise_: Racist against numbers
04:06:14 Devastator: at least I'm not number two.
04:08:36 Devastator: hmm.
04:08:55 Devastator: maybe that would have been more enjoyable than just sitting out ER. I doubt you'd have had time for something like that, though.
04:09:14 ER: what, pooping?
04:10:01 Devastator: re-enacting the prisoner.
04:12:12 Devastator: the I am not a number quote.
04:32:18 Devastator: hmm.
04:44:06 ER: hmm?
04:46:22 Devastator: not much this time.
04:52:31 Devastator: Just thinking about various explorers.
04:53:57 Devastator: maybe I should do a isekai/SG like that.
04:54:07 Devastator: you get marooned on a small boat and land in fantasyland.
04:54:14 Devastator: maybe after k-com.
04:55:42 Devastator: no magic, no special benefit, no super-technology. I'd start you with a gun and some basic equipment, but that's it.
04:55:44 ER: always interested to see what you come up with. :P
04:55:45 Devastator: somewhere habitable.
05:00:09 Piecewise_: You could basically just make Gulliver's travels
05:00:13 ER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-9-bQ3JoWY
05:00:25 Piecewise_: since he bounces around between different weird locales
05:01:29 Devastator: yes, something like that.
05:01:50 Devastator: although probably heavily modernized.
05:02:08 Devastator: !
05:02:13 Piecewise_: ?
05:02:13 Devastator: Welp, there goes the next hour or so.
05:02:23 Piecewise_: Have fun
05:02:25 Devastator: ER linked a new Brufa Afabaska post.
05:02:35 ER: bruvva!
05:02:45 Devastator: hence, there goes the next hour.
05:02:50 Piecewise_: Ok
05:03:12 Piecewise_: I have no idea what that is
05:03:14 Piecewise_: but ok
05:03:23 Devastator: link above.
05:04:00 Piecewise_: Oh that
05:04:06 Devastator: Yes, that thing.
05:04:15 Piecewise_: I don't know enough about 40k to really get that one
05:04:26 Piecewise_: but I've heard it is a thing alright
05:04:32 Piecewise_: definitely a thing that exists
05:04:55 Piecewise_: I meanwhile shall go up and read about runes
05:04:57 Piecewise_: Night
05:04:57 Devastator: yes, it's a thing.
05:04:59 Devastator: see ya, dubs.
05:05:27 Piecewise_: Show the thing to sy
05:05:30 Piecewise_: if he ever shows himself
05:05:36 Devastator: ok.
05:05:44 Devastator: Sorry Magnus, everyone knew you'd be stuck GMing.
05:05:57 Devastator: unless the manperor does so.
05:06:02 Devastator: which would be fucked up.
05:06:12 ER: I think I learned most of WHAOK from that same friggin WEEB in high school who would recount me with all the major plot twists in various anime I'd never watched and giggle at my deadpan reaction
05:06:50 Devastator: I was around with that since when it started, so didn't really have to catch up. Heard about it early from somewhere.
05:12:03 ER: heh
05:12:23 ER: I like the emperor getting a taste of not-power
05:13:43 Devastator: does he have a commoner?
05:14:23 Devastator: heh.
05:14:31 Devastator: WH40k takes forever to generate characters.
05:14:49 Devastator: ..and nine.
05:14:51 Devastator: welp.
05:15:36 Devastator: 3 on a d100 system?
05:15:37 Devastator: wow.
05:16:28 Devastator: SQUAT
05:17:46 ER: HUMPH -.-
05:24:57 ER: I like how magnus needs a magical artifact to keep his dad from cheating at roleplaying
05:25:46 Devastator: Of course!
05:27:07 Devastator: ahh, exploding dice.
05:31:12 Devastator: oh god.
05:31:41 Devastator: spoilers ok?
05:31:59 ER: I'm.. 28 min in?
05:32:04 ER: pausing a lot
05:32:21 Devastator: ok.
05:32:25 Devastator: I'm behind you.
05:32:27 Devastator: "Why didn't you give your key NPC a fate point to burn, if you wanted him to live?"
05:32:29 Devastator: duuuh.
05:32:42 ER: heh
05:32:54 ER: didn't you read... THE RULES!?
05:34:00 Devastator: Also, it's totally obvious.
05:34:50 Devastator: Also need to open the map up and see what's east of Altdorf.
05:36:03 Devastator: ..pretty much the heart of the empire.
05:37:46 Devastator: hell lands eventually, but that's every direction.
05:42:28 Devastator: ok, got through the mountains of morne. How the fuck they dit that, I don't know.
05:58:00 Devastator: hmm.
05:58:18 Devastator: whenever a RPG character whiffs everything forever, there will be a stupid success to make up for that eventually.
05:58:35 ER: that's just how luck works ;P
05:58:45 ER: watched the whole thing now
06:03:21 Devastator: ahh.
06:33:16 ER: damn, latest upload before that was 5 months back
06:41:17 Devastator: yeah.
06:41:21 Devastator: Brufa doesn't upload often.
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10:32:02 Devastator: "I don't want to mess up the economy of this place I'm visiting by wrecking the prices selling too much stuff."
10:32:07 Devastator: ..Dude, you're selling fresh fruit.
10:32:10 Devastator: it's a perishable.
10:32:18 Devastator: flooding the market won't permanently change things.
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