ERLOG 2019-11-12

00:26:15 Piecewise_: Didn't you roll....wait lemme look

00:26:48 Piecewise_: ok yeah

00:26:54 Piecewise_: I remembered the rolls, not the +1

00:26:59 Piecewise_: yeah 5 then

01:33:32 Devastator: Kaiju is dependant because most things are labelled behind the hood, so to spea.

01:33:34 Devastator: speak.

01:33:40 Devastator: things are simpler than they look.

01:35:02 Devastator: there's some fancy elements.

01:35:09 Devastator: I'd talk about it, but you're currently playing it, so..

01:45:10 Piecewise_: I'm an american dev

01:45:16 Piecewise_: I'm all about that corruption

01:45:44 ER: fuck

01:45:47 Piecewise_: also, I have this 400 million in aid money and maybe if you were to look into the system info for me...maybe that would get to you

01:46:03 ER: how will I ever be able to compete in PW games. I'm too poor for bribes!

01:46:21 Piecewise_: Why you think RC is always so powerful?

01:46:22 Devastator: I'll need your request in writing.

01:46:43 Devastator: because when he whines about things he gets them?

01:46:47 Piecewise_: eh...can I just call you over it?

01:46:57 Devastator: whereas you know with me, if you say no, I'll eventually get over it?

01:47:19 Piecewise_: Nah, he's an organic chemist. He can pay me my bribes

01:47:32 Devastator: I thought skeletons were immune to drugs.

01:47:52 Piecewise_: you could say

01:47:57 Piecewise_: I feel it in my bones~

01:50:19 ER: dev

01:50:31 ER: you say that as if you ever get over things

01:50:45 ER: some things simply don't upset you in the first place

01:53:41 Devastator: There are things I get over.

01:56:57 Piecewise_: Hey dev

01:57:00 Piecewise_: yes or no

01:57:06 Piecewise_: can I summon demons in kaiju

01:57:23 ER: few things he'll say no to, here

01:57:23 Piecewise_: *knife hovers over a baby in anticipation *

01:57:29 Devastator: yes.

01:57:39 Devastator: there really are few nos in K-com.

01:58:04 Devastator: Although I'm probably going to have you research a building for it first.

01:58:27 Devastator: what sorts of demons do you want?

01:58:50 Piecewise_: Cyber demon maybe. Arachnotron maybe

01:58:56 Piecewise_: Icon of sin

01:59:33 Piecewise_: I can crack open the goetia and see what we got.

01:59:51 ER: Can I create a portal to my own version of hell, where I can abuse my GM powers to create overpowered demons to send through?

02:00:34 Devastator: that sounds like a research booster, so no.

02:00:46 Devastator: but portals are ok.

02:00:50 Devastator: after all, Pacific Rim.

02:01:08 Devastator: if you're going to counterattack, you kinda need one.

02:03:49 Piecewise_: Komm, Süsser Tod PLAYS VERY LOUDLY

02:04:11 Devastator isn't over Mook yet.

02:04:22 Devastator: hard getting a character killed the mission before retirement.

02:05:56 Devastator: ok

02:06:03 Devastator: also, got your orders. Upping lab zone to large.

02:07:17 Devastator: I think I'll do the turn next weekend.

02:07:22 Devastator: got a battle

02:09:11 Devastator: two battles.

02:09:37 Devastator: yeah, can do a cyberdemon portal thingy.

02:09:44 ER: I forgot to check, are our forces distributed sanely?

02:10:37 Devastator: dunno.

02:10:41 Devastator: haven't written them down yet.

02:10:55 Devastator: I'll probably give the thread a bump sometime this week as a reminder.

02:11:23 Piecewise_: See, now I have to make an actual eva

02:11:27 Piecewise_: maybe do a third impact

02:11:42 Piecewise_: kaiju can't hurt you if you're just a sea of tang!

02:11:45 Piecewise_: and they're also tang

02:12:03 Devastator: heh.

02:12:06 Devastator: well, have fun.

02:12:20 Devastator: although from what I know of Evangelion, what little that is, EVAs are stupidly powerful.

02:12:28 Devastator: and things might go badly.

02:12:36 ER: but where will we source the valourous and/or whiny teens to pilot the mechs?

02:13:31 Piecewise_: Nah, I'll go Mass production evas

02:13:36 Piecewise_: they're so friendly!

02:14:05 Devastator: mmm.

02:14:15 ER: but the normal RAY is way better than mass production AI RAYs

02:14:23 Devastator: huggy.

02:14:27 Piecewise_: https://i.imgur.com/KEnI5bl.gif

02:14:49 Devastator: well, I will say that you aren't fighting god.

02:14:54 Devastator: so you have a chance.

02:15:26 ER: are you saying that we're not fighting The One True God, or that we're not fighting any god of any kind?

02:15:56 Devastator: mmm.

02:16:04 Devastator: yes to both, really.

02:16:10 Devastator: the enemy has limited resources.

02:16:34 Piecewise_: interesting

02:16:54 Piecewise_: If I were a more subtle man I might try to negotiate with them and find out their reasons

02:17:00 Piecewise_: maybe come to an understanding

02:17:03 Piecewise_: but...

02:17:06 Devastator: heh.

02:17:11 Piecewise_: why do that when I can do this?

02:17:11 Devastator: You know my opinion.

02:17:11 Piecewise_: https://youtu.be/0AY27gLWhtM?t=985

02:17:14 Devastator: maybe you should try that.

02:17:16 Devastator: ;-p

02:44:34 Devastator: hmm.

05:05:00 Devastator: double hmm.

05:05:08 ER: hmm hmm

05:05:13 ER: reading homestuck~

05:05:16 Devastator: I thought impacts meant rainbows and blood.

05:05:24 Devastator: where's the tang come into it?

05:05:56 Devastator: and how is homestuck?

05:06:29 ER: I think I like it?

05:06:50 ER: finished the second of two parallel epilogues, now starting the sequel

05:08:34 Devastator: good stuff

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05:45:52 Devastator: That's why I like the death battle commentators so much.

05:45:56 Devastator: they're in the same room together.

05:46:00 Devastator: when recording.

06:18:47 Devastator: (I know that's not rare, but still.)

13:10:57 Piecewise_: honk

15:46:21 Devastator: honk

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15:49:37 er: HONK

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