ERLOG 2019-11-04

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01:09:32 ER: https://youtu.be/2ykYyKlclWE
04:13:06 Devastator: timinator?
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04:51:36 syv: So I apparently set my alarm for 10 AM instead of 10 PM. Because it doesn't use 24 hour time and I forgot that the little light indicates whether it's AM or PM.
04:51:47 ER: neat
04:51:51 syv: ...Luckily MJ isn't here anyway.
04:56:52 syv: Well, beep me when he shows.
04:59:43 syv: MJ just sent me a text saying ten more minutes.
04:59:51 ER: heh
05:00:07 ER: happy monday
05:00:31 syv: And may the fourth be with you?
05:01:20 ER: no, it's november :P
05:03:55 Devastator: yay
05:03:57 Devastator: ok.
05:04:05 Devastator: stepped off for a few minutes.
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05:04:08 MidJag: lo
05:04:09 Devastator: heya MJ.
05:04:12 Devastator: heya syv.
05:04:14 MidJag: Hiya dev
05:04:20 Devastator: gang's all her.
05:04:35 ER: was just watching a streamer play PT, which is probably more entertaining than Terminator~
05:04:39 ER: syv
05:04:47 syv: Oh, only took three minutes.
05:04:56 syv: 19 kills, crap run.
05:05:10 syv: Ready ready
05:05:39 Devastator: just a sec.
05:06:28 Devastator: ok, ready.
05:07:43 ER: I wonder if anyone else has a trend of arms turning into something horrible, then severing themselves and running off. I've done that at least twice now. Maybe I got it from PW but I can't remember a specific insance.
05:08:03 Devastator: Probably.
05:08:03 MidJag: One, sec.
05:08:06 Devastator: some of his earlier games.
05:08:16 ER: it's rather Thingish
05:08:39 ER: oh wait, three times?
05:09:00 ER: first would be that brief Denature game with syv in IRC
05:09:02 MidJag: Evil dead?
05:09:12 Devastator: The Terminator.
05:09:23 ER: termie
05:09:26 ER: ready
05:09:26 MidJag: No I mean Evil dead does the arm severed thing
05:09:31 Devastator: ahh yes.
05:09:35 Devastator: but not turns into a tentacle.
05:09:51 ER: also doesn't pop off on its own
05:10:06 MidJag: Parasyte?
05:10:17 ER: never read it
05:10:37 syv: It's an anime where that's basically the plot.
05:10:50 ER: I know what it is, but never read it
05:11:03 syv: I linked a vid of all the deaths once, apparently the cops in Anime!Japan have magic AA12s.
05:11:07 ER: cept for a few pages caught over someone's shoulder
05:11:19 Devastator: Yeah, I remember that vid.
05:11:20 Devastator: lots of gore.
05:11:24 MidJag: Was cool
05:11:49 ER: ready, MJ?
05:12:27 Devastator: "We're ready masterI'm not ready!"
05:12:51 MidJag: Okay, finnaly ready, apologies
05:12:57 Devastator: syv?
05:13:03 syv: Yes.
05:13:10 Devastator: ok
05:13:11 syv: Still ready and waiting.
05:13:13 Devastator: 5
05:13:15 Devastator: 4
05:13:17 Devastator: 3
05:13:19 Devastator: 2
05:13:20 Devastator: 1
05:13:22 Devastator: 0
05:13:28 ER: rawr
05:13:29 syv: Lion
05:13:31 ER: owo
05:13:33 MidJag: This movie is longer than I expected
05:13:35 Devastator: kitty.
05:13:39 syv: Pff
05:13:52 syv: It's less than two hours! What were you expecting?
05:14:03 MidJag: Hour and a half straight.
05:14:22 syv: 1:47:13 for me, btw.
05:14:30 syv: Pretty sure we all used the same link, but...
05:14:30 MidJag: Hey look it's just like regular los angeles with future ships
05:14:39 MidJag: No yeah, it's the same for me.
05:14:39 syv: Wow that's a lot of skulls.
05:14:56 Devastator: They got a good deal at bone depot.
05:14:59 MidJag: I just for some reason expected the movie to be shorter
05:15:03 ER: skulls for the skull throne
05:16:00 ER: ye olde animation
05:16:01 syv: Ah yes. Oldstyle credits at the start.
05:16:24 MidJag: Indeed.
05:16:56 ER: tormenatuh
05:17:28 MidJag: I still find it kinda funny that Scharneager became a governor.
05:17:57 ER: naked dude!
05:18:02 Devastator: man, can't remember the last non-comedic cigar I've seen in a movie.
05:18:27 MidJag: Stricter advertisment laws probabbly Dev.
05:18:42 syv: Changing culture, I'd bet.
05:18:48 Devastator: ahh, genteel punks.
05:18:55 Devastator: "Eh, it's LA."
05:19:34 MidJag: Nice.
05:19:42 Devastator: time to death, < 2 minutes.
05:19:46 ER: that wasn't particularly skillful
05:20:04 syv: Terminator is strong, not skilled.
05:20:14 ER: but he robot
05:20:24 syv: Crappy robot.
05:20:36 ER: microsoft robot
05:20:46 syv: Worse.
05:20:53 syv: Government robot.
05:21:01 ER: can they really timeaport robots but not clothes?
05:21:07 MidJag: Yes.
05:21:13 syv: Yes.
05:21:15 Devastator: They aren't supposed to be able to timeaport robots either.
05:21:29 MidJag: It has to be an organic thing around it.
05:21:34 Devastator: the hell did the cops show up here for?
05:21:39 Devastator: that seems quick.
05:21:51 MidJag: I guess just to provide a chase scene
05:21:52 ER: then send some clothes and a gun packed into a corpse
05:21:58 syv: And somehow can't timeaport a reaper drone sheathed in flesh.
05:22:06 Devastator: they did.
05:22:23 Devastator: it's the name of the freaking movie.
05:22:36 syv: Nah, I mean like a flying thing with missiles.
05:22:44 MidJag: I feel like the fans would be hard
05:22:52 Devastator: ahh. I think they don't want to be too obvious.
05:22:53 ER: https://xkcd.com/652/
05:22:58 syv: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Atomics_MQ-9_Reaper
05:23:00 Devastator: wreck the future too much, wreck their own creation.
05:23:43 syv: Also, that.
05:23:59 Devastator: These cops suck.
05:24:00 syv: Just teleport skynet itself back in time, why not.
05:24:00 ER: free shotgun!
05:24:14 MidJag: So is this dude also a robot?
05:24:18 ER: just have arnie invent skynet
05:24:20 ER: no
05:24:21 MidJag: Or is he just an organic robot
05:24:23 syv: Everyone is robots
05:24:30 Devastator: You'll see.
05:24:42 MidJag: I didn't picture LA as quite htis rainy
05:24:50 syv: Also, kinda surprised you don't already know the plot.
05:24:53 MidJag: On fire sure.
05:25:00 MidJag: I sorta know the plot.
05:25:24 ER: olde timey hair
05:25:31 Devastator: yeah, that's 80s hair.
05:25:51 Devastator: phone books and punch clocks.
05:25:54 Devastator: welcome to the 80s.
05:25:54 ER: hey termie
05:26:22 ER: see, he's skilled
05:26:33 MidJag: Heh, I kinda want the future termie to hotwire a car just by plugging into it.
05:26:44 Devastator: nah, snapping fingers with modern cars.
05:27:01 syv: Punched the window instead of being subtle.
05:27:09 ER: f o r e s h a d o w i n g
05:27:19 Devastator: store wide clearance at a gun store.
05:27:21 Devastator: nifty.
05:27:24 syv: Spas!
05:27:35 syv: Wut
05:27:39 ER: that's not a laser
05:28:07 MidJag: That was not very subtle
05:28:16 syv: Yeah.
05:28:16 Devastator: termie isn't very subtle.
05:28:20 MidJag: Oh wait I rember how this goes
05:29:01 Devastator: yes, you could just look up people's addresses that way.
05:29:54 ER: ez
05:30:18 MidJag: Heh, everyone smokeing.
05:30:25 ER: that was fast
05:30:27 Devastator: "You mean, there is more than one person with the same name in LA?"
05:30:31 Devastator: "Fuck."
05:30:56 Devastator: "How did you learn to hotwire vehicles from the 80s in 2060?"
05:31:18 syv: The internet!
05:32:03 ER: of course future warbots are quite similar to a big crane
05:33:09 Devastator: there's your drone.
05:33:22 syv: Unsheathed in flesh.
05:33:40 ER: flesh plane is in the works for you, right?
05:33:56 Devastator: I'll try to update that tomorrow evening.
05:33:58 syv: Ehh. Sadly, yeah.
05:34:00 ER: a roc to carry giant tanks
05:34:06 MidJag: Fleshaplane?
05:34:35 syv: Dev's game.
05:34:44 MidJag: I see.
05:35:09 Devastator: Dude, don't you know she has a roommate?
05:35:24 ER: heh
05:36:11 syv: I like the response to his unnecessary As-you-know explanation.
05:36:15 MidJag: Man, that is some 80's hair.
05:36:32 Devastator: this movie is the 80s.
05:36:44 syv: Before the invention of the P90!
05:36:51 ER: a large-size land vehicle would be like the Shagohod from MGS3, wouldn't it?
05:37:01 Devastator: I'd need to look it up.
05:37:06 syv: Dunno what that is.
05:37:16 ER: it's a... big tank :V
05:37:17 MidJag: Iguana?
05:37:33 syv: It's like a crappier cat, kinda.
05:37:43 MidJag: I know what it is.
05:37:56 Devastator: Yeah, probably.
05:38:01 ER: it has uh, jet engines on it which make it go fast down a runway, which somehow acts as the first stage for an ICBM
05:38:02 Devastator: looks like a large to me.
05:38:23 syv: Sounds like MGS to me.
05:38:28 ER: indeed
05:38:35 MidJag: And it has like weird tank treads as well.
05:38:45 ER: yes
05:38:55 Devastator: yeah, that'd be a large.
05:39:38 ER: frikkin
05:39:49 syv: So what'd a huge be? A Maus?
05:40:09 syv: Or, no... the bigger one. Ratte?
05:40:10 Devastator: Maus would be a large.
05:40:23 Devastator: a huge would be like a railway gun.
05:40:58 ER: "well fug"
05:40:59 MidJag: I think the Ratte was bigger than a railway gun
05:41:02 Devastator: although only the really big ones.
05:41:30 MidJag: Huh, I expected there to be more Sarah Conners in LA
05:41:38 MidJag: There's like 3?
05:41:56 Devastator: A ratte could be a huge.
05:43:00 Devastator: Also, first deployed unit of that size class might get to name the size class. ;-p
05:43:12 MidJag: I can't tell if that looks like a fun club or an awful club.
05:43:13 Devastator: wow, the cops really suck.
05:43:24 ER: [unit]-like size
05:43:24 syv: Indeed.
05:43:54 Devastator: yeah.
05:43:54 MidJag: Also wow, that walkman has quite the battery life.
05:43:55 syv: Walkman?
05:44:01 syv: Yep.
05:44:07 Devastator: a ratte is a bit low on the huge scale, though. It'd fit a WWII destroyer.
05:44:24 MidJag: Isn't that a walkman?
05:44:31 Devastator: yeah.
05:45:03 syv: Wow he's crap at fist based murder.
05:45:13 ER: yup
05:45:14 Devastator: hence why he went for the guns.
05:45:23 MidJag: I mean he killed that one dude with a single punch.
05:45:42 ER: skynet didn't have any martial arts libraries,, I guess
05:45:45 syv: Terminator blinks when he shoots, apparently.
05:45:53 MidJag: He's buffering.
05:46:03 Devastator: "Fuck."
05:46:33 ER: if she hadn't called, would he have said "good enough, job done"?
05:46:42 Devastator: nah.
05:47:02 Devastator: would have checked for future confirmation, got nothing, and would have found out on the news.
05:47:13 Devastator: also, was already checking her pockets for i.d.
05:47:42 ER: not very safe
05:47:55 Devastator: against a normal killer that's very good advice.
05:47:59 MidJag: I'm gonna go with a fun club.
05:48:07 Devastator: although, really, the cops should have been there first.
05:48:11 ER: ...guess he doesn't know what she looks like, though?
05:48:16 Devastator: he does now.
05:48:18 Devastator: found a picture.
05:48:20 syv: She ducked.
05:48:46 syv: Cops shoulda been there first, but they're crappy as always.
05:49:12 ER: hope he didn't miss any of those~
05:49:28 MidJag: Strong bar
05:49:45 Devastator: long clip.
05:49:48 Devastator: 80s power.
05:49:54 Devastator: magazine, sorry.
05:50:10 MidJag: heh.
05:50:11 ER: reloading scenes are for nerds
05:50:18 Devastator: well, he did reload.
05:50:18 syv: Thirty rounds, I don't think that actually sounded like many more if it was.
05:50:20 MidJag: That line is fucking iconic.
05:50:25 syv: Also, he did--yep.
05:50:35 Devastator: it was like a dozen bursts.
05:50:40 Devastator: but you'd know better than I would.
05:50:46 Devastator: and they looked longer than a couple bullets each.
05:50:50 ER: man he needs to update his OS
05:50:59 MidJag: He's a goverment robot ER.
05:51:07 syv: Convenient pinto~
05:51:10 MidJag: He's lucky he has an OS that works.
05:51:16 Devastator: Has to be out of date, always-on connectivity isn't usable with time travel.
05:51:17 ER: I figured they were corprate
05:51:28 syv: Nah, gov.
05:51:32 MidJag: I think skynets gov contractor.
05:51:40 MidJag: So gov.
05:52:15 ER: well, that explains why they're so terrible I guess
05:52:20 Devastator: Is that the same car in Men in Black?
05:52:28 syv: So when does he start flipcocking an ancient sawnoff?
05:52:41 Devastator: I think that scene is coming up, actually.
05:52:49 Devastator: hmm.
05:52:52 Devastator: nah, it's a bit later.
05:53:03 MidJag: This movie is awesome I have to say
05:53:22 syv: For an 80s movie, sure.
05:53:24 ER: wait
05:53:28 ER: he can do that
05:53:29 MidJag: I always though this dude was like her son or something.
05:53:38 syv: Nope.
05:53:43 Devastator: Not this guy.
05:53:49 MidJag: Hmm, later movies maybe?
05:53:55 ER: close though ;P
05:53:55 syv: Arnold is a great impressionist, ER~
05:53:55 Devastator: this guy's boss's boss.
05:54:02 MidJag: Ah right
05:54:24 Devastator: JC shows up in movie #2, IIRC.
05:54:33 MidJag: I think that's where I
05:54:39 MidJag: m getting it mixed up
05:54:59 syv: JC? Denton~?
05:55:13 Devastator: Jesus christ, Denton.
05:57:18 ER: see, should have sent a plasma rifle in a corpse
05:57:40 syv: I woulda liked to see one with decent lighting,
05:58:00 MidJag: I think it has to be living or something.
05:58:06 MidJag: Like the material ER.
05:58:15 MidJag: Or maybe just organic.
05:58:21 syv: So make a living blob of flesh.
05:58:45 ER: would be hard for the humans
05:59:10 syv: Hell, with life support you could jam quite a lot into a human chest cavity without killing them immediately. They won't *stay* alive, but long enough...
05:59:23 ER: so, AM
05:59:32 syv: Really the terminator should've been sent with at least a pistol like that.
05:59:34 Devastator: well, you could shove it into a cow or something.
06:00:36 ER: who wants human workers
06:00:42 MidJag: Oh hey it is AM.
06:01:24 syv: Human workers are quite versatile.
06:01:36 syv: Way better than engineering and constructing new bots for every task.
06:01:44 ER: mostly if they know what they're doing though
06:02:40 Devastator: HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
06:02:48 ER: huh, yeah, he's not very skilled is he
06:03:15 Devastator: yeah, assassin-bot should be able to hit that shot.
06:04:00 MidJag: Perhaps he was a rush job
06:04:21 MidJag: Didn't quite finish getting all his shooting skills uploaded.
06:04:25 Devastator: QC in the all robot future sucks.
06:04:47 syv: I read a fanfiction that justified all this beautifully, awhile back.
06:04:57 Devastator: yeah?
06:04:58 MidJag: Really?
06:05:01 syv: I knew it was good, but I hadn't realized just how good.
06:05:04 Devastator: what was the story for Arnie being ab ad shot?
06:05:17 MidJag: I want to see this fanfic now.
06:05:28 Devastator: should watch all of the movie first.
06:05:28 syv: It was deliberate on the part of Skynet. He's actually a perfect shot, he chooses to miss.
06:05:32 syv: Yeah.
06:05:34 Devastator: heh.
06:05:48 Devastator: although even a robot wouldn't be a perfect shot.
06:05:50 Devastator: just a great one.
06:05:51 ER: bleck
06:05:52 MidJag: How does this help skynet?
06:06:05 syv: I'll link you later.
06:06:10 MidJag: Cool.
06:06:13 Devastator: evolutionary methods, maybe.
06:07:31 Devastator: ahh.
06:07:35 Devastator: so it was a rush job, then.
06:07:50 MidJag: Would explain a lot.
06:07:56 Devastator: Except for the sequels. ;-p
06:08:22 Devastator: ick.
06:08:33 ER: that's what I'm saying man
06:08:34 syv: Okay, that is some amazing makeup work.
06:08:42 MidJag: Yeah
06:08:44 Devastator: the non-cgi past, baby.
06:09:10 MidJag: Okay that's just cool
06:09:23 ER: iconic for a reason
06:09:24 Devastator: Absolutely.
06:09:32 syv: Ooh!
06:09:37 Devastator: Sunglasses at night.
06:09:39 MidJag: I kinda want to see that again honestlly.
06:09:51 syv: 55:00, for later.
06:10:13 MidJag: Will remember it.
06:10:17 syv: I should look at the Uzi scene again, too... count bullets.
06:10:27 Devastator: bang bang bang bang.
06:11:15 Devastator: They probably could stop him, really.
06:11:21 Devastator: if they took him seriously.
06:11:24 MidJag: I mean yeah.
06:11:25 ER: RPG
06:11:43 Devastator: This is before the militarization of the police, but I think it's after the north hollywood shootout.
06:11:48 ER: just like a tyrant
06:11:50 Devastator: so they should have some rifles.
06:12:11 syv: He's also a robot, and 30-06 isn't gonna be enough I don't think.
06:12:21 Devastator: fuck, no, way off.
06:12:23 ER: at least they're trying to do the right thing, I guess
06:12:25 Devastator: that wasn't until 1997.
06:12:26 Devastator: damn.
06:12:37 Devastator: oh yes, but after he gets back up they keep shooting.
06:13:13 ER: should be patient robot
06:13:41 syv: See? Least subtle option available.
06:13:56 Devastator: yeah, arnie doesn't do subtle.
06:14:11 ER: a combat droid underneath a flimsy infiltrator skin
06:14:53 Devastator: I'll give him that one.
06:14:59 MidJag: What/
06:15:07 Devastator: the cops do generally suck, but that's a situation where even a good cop might get taken down.
06:15:10 syv: Hah
06:15:22 Devastator: future guy getting loose there.
06:15:30 MidJag: I feel like most people would be slightlly concered by the sound of gunfire in his own office.
06:15:35 ER: BOOLET PROOOOF
06:15:35 Devastator: Yeah.
06:15:41 syv: These people seem concerned.
06:15:48 Devastator: hey, there's a rifle.
06:16:01 Devastator: also shitty technique.
06:16:02 syv: 5.56, suew
06:16:10 syv: Prolly sp, too.
06:16:20 Devastator: yeah, prolly softpoints.
06:16:33 MidJag: Would make sense.
06:17:13 Devastator: The downside of not subtle is there's like 12,000 cops in LA.
06:17:20 ER: news: all the cops are dead
06:17:28 Devastator: someone's going to get lucky.
06:17:29 syv: And all them have additional bullets!
06:17:35 Devastator: heh.
06:17:39 Devastator: the ammo, it comes to you!
06:17:40 syv: But yeah.
06:17:56 ER: not sure how lucky you can be with that armor
06:18:08 Devastator: get an eyeball.
06:18:09 syv: Might work if he was shot in the eyes.
06:18:10 Devastator: get the other eyeball.
06:18:14 Devastator: wreck a joint.
06:18:17 Devastator: one bit at a time.
06:18:43 Devastator: well, they picked a name that's around in the 2020s.
06:18:45 Devastator: gj.
06:21:36 MidJag: You know they kinda have to aslo make sure the dad survives.
06:21:49 ER: to some extent
06:21:54 ER: to a lesser one
06:22:02 ER: than saving the mother
06:22:02 MidJag: Survives to up to a point.
06:22:43 Devastator: "It's ok, I got some of his sperm right here."
06:22:46 MidJag: heh
06:23:09 MidJag: Looks a bit like a scifi osprey
06:23:20 ER: meanwhile, in the future
06:23:33 Devastator: meanwhile, 40 years later..
06:23:41 syv: I don't recognize the guns. :(
06:23:49 ER: future guns!
06:23:54 Devastator: phased plasma rifles in the 40-watt range.
06:23:57 MidJag: You'd think they'd need gasmasks after a nuclear war.
06:24:11 ER: ah, dogs
06:24:11 syv: That was a g3 there, though.
06:24:15 ER: the dogs know
06:24:20 Devastator: sniff test.
06:24:21 syv: Dogs detect them, yeah.
06:24:27 MidJag: It's like cats in SSSS
06:24:29 syv: Like the chihuahua earlier.
06:24:31 syv: Oh god
06:24:38 syv: Aim the fucking rifle at the kid, yes
06:24:40 Devastator: oh god what?
06:24:41 Devastator: eh.
06:24:54 ER: it's the apocalypse, no one minds ;p
06:25:07 Devastator: Yeah, kinda. Can make more babies.
06:25:09 Devastator: ;-p
06:25:12 MidJag: I feel like the kids probably at his life expectency anyway~
06:26:02 Devastator: they really should have a better layout for the dogs.
06:26:07 MidJag: Yeah
06:26:17 MidJag: Like gun trained on face up until the dogs clear you.
06:26:17 Devastator: so the intruder goes through like a little airlock.
06:27:43 MidJag: Holy shit that's some good makeup
06:27:55 ER: LUL
06:28:22 syv: Animatronics, I think.
06:28:29 syv: Which just means it's downright amazing.
06:28:47 MidJag: Probably yeah.
06:28:48 Devastator: hell yes.
06:28:51 MidJag: And yes.
06:29:09 MidJag: CGI doesn't quite do the same thing I have to say.
06:29:43 syv: Nope.
06:30:09 MidJag: Man, termies a good mimic
06:30:24 ER: that like the one infiltration feature he has
06:30:40 ER: doesn't even need to hear much of the voice first
06:30:52 MidJag: Meth
06:31:10 Devastator: bike!
06:31:12 Devastator: you know what's coming!
06:31:18 MidJag: Oh yes.
06:31:48 ER: ooh
06:31:51 MidJag: Heh, I feel like gentleness is probably the first and potentially last thing a bombmaker learns.
06:31:56 syv: Eh?
06:32:02 ER: pipe bombs!
06:32:14 ER: everyone love pipe bombs!
06:32:20 syv: Pipebombs I've made had fuses put in before the cap was screwed on.
06:32:32 ER: well
06:32:33 Devastator: I suspect they didn't want to actually teach people to make pipebombs.
06:32:37 Devastator: also, corn syrup?
06:32:40 ER: these ones were invented in the future
06:32:42 syv: Dunno.
06:32:49 MidJag: Maybe a thickner?
06:34:41 Devastator: told ya.
06:34:53 MidJag: ...Is he JCs dad?
06:35:03 ER: yeah
06:35:17 Devastator: "I have his sperm right here." ;-p
06:35:22 syv: Like I said, surprised that you don't know the plot.
06:35:26 ER: he did say it
06:35:33 syv: Closed time loop!
06:35:46 Devastator: so is JC Chaos?
06:35:51 MidJag: I only know the plot to the second one.
06:36:06 MidJag: and I only know scenes for the first one.
06:36:10 ER: okay I get it
06:36:52 syv: Hrm. We're an hour and twenty-two into the movie, just passed the climax, and I STILL haven't seen a flipcock.
06:37:07 MidJag: What gun is that?
06:37:10 Devastator: It's coming.
06:37:17 syv: Unsure.
06:37:20 ER: sure it's not termie 2?
06:37:22 Devastator: you have bike, you have car chase.
06:38:05 Devastator: and no, not 100%, ER.
06:38:31 ER: guess if we don't see it here, we'll have to watch the next one ;p
06:39:05 Devastator: no fragmentation load?
06:39:25 ER: well, he doesn't flinch at bullets
06:39:52 Devastator: Ahh, 80s style car crashes.
06:39:54 Devastator: ;-p
06:39:55 ER: frag might not help if you can only hurt with with a direct hit anyway
06:40:00 syv: I don't think he bought nails or anything, so no.
06:40:08 syv: Frags would help damage the cycle,
06:40:14 ER: we didn't see all he bought
06:40:18 Devastator: I woulda bought nails.
06:40:25 Devastator: or ball bearings.
06:40:37 Devastator: or washers or something.
06:40:55 ER: wait, why are we back in the city?
06:41:06 Devastator: It's LA.
06:41:07 syv: Chase led back to ciry?
06:41:17 Devastator: all is city.
06:41:20 MidJag: Sometimes you just want an audience to kill a robot from the future
06:41:43 ER: I don't *think* truck brakes work like that
06:42:30 Devastator: next time skip the drama fuses.
06:42:44 ER: everything: on fire
06:42:50 MidJag: man, I feel like that should have way more shranpnel
06:42:53 Devastator: everything is fine.
06:43:07 Devastator: ..Nah, don't think so, it's just mostly unpressurized gasoline.
06:43:09 ER: he's probably dead now~
06:43:50 MidJag: Man, termie is a tough boi.
06:44:09 MidJag: Unless he's actually dead.
06:44:13 MidJag: In which case lame.
06:44:22 ER: success!
06:44:27 MidJag: hurrah!
06:44:33 MidJag: Toughboi termie
06:44:44 ER: arnie: "yeah you did it."
06:44:56 Devastator: and now you know why they didn't do CGI.
06:45:12 MidJag: Okay that's just a cool animatronic
06:45:33 syv: You know, it's still fucking terrifying looking.
06:45:37 MidJag: Yeah
06:45:38 Devastator: yes.
06:45:42 Devastator: YES
06:45:43 syv: The crap CGI honestly just helps.
06:45:48 MidJag: yeah.
06:45:49 Devastator: the obligatory forge scene!
06:46:24 Devastator: "I shouldn't have.. had.. sex.. and.. expended.. plot.. armour.."
06:46:31 MidJag: heh.
06:46:50 syv: He just transferred the plot armor to her
06:46:52 syv: A worthy sacrifice!
06:46:54 ER: yup, that armor's AWFUL thin now :D
06:47:13 ER: I have seen this movie from that last chase to the end, only once
06:47:36 Devastator: it's probably been only about three times for me.
06:48:26 Devastator: You machine!
06:48:28 MidJag: I like the heel, for some reason it literally just being a metal ball is just super weird.
06:48:32 Devastator: I have the basis for all machines in my hand!
06:48:39 Devastator: The mighty.. STICK!
06:48:45 Devastator: you shall fall to your ancestor, robot!
06:49:04 ER: boom.
06:49:22 Devastator: "And this.. is.. my.. boomstick!"
06:49:27 MidJag: heh
06:52:46 Devastator: yeah, a hydraulic press has enough beef to get that done.
06:52:54 MidJag: I'll belive that.
06:53:03 ER: welcome back to the hydrolic press channel
06:53:10 MidJag: heh, I had the same though ER
06:53:22 Devastator: someone does that on youtube, right?
06:53:26 MidJag: Yeah
06:53:30 Devastator: Also, man, the press needs to get ahold of this.
06:53:32 ER: very entertaining
06:53:40 MidJag: All it is is crushing shit with a hyrdalic press
06:53:54 syv: My favorite vid is crushing a watermelon in a motorcycle helmet.
06:54:01 ER: too bad you crushed the robot past recognition. could have salvaged that tech
06:54:18 ER: their other channel is also good
06:54:25 MidJag: Which is that?
06:54:27 Devastator: totally not a sequel hook, that arm.
06:54:50 ER: beyond the press
06:55:00 Devastator: huh.
06:55:04 Devastator: a proper use of 'effect'
06:55:13 syv: Eh?
06:55:18 syv: Aww, I missed it.
06:55:27 Devastator: 'will it effect your decision to send him here, knowing he is your father?'
06:56:02 Devastator: it's a situation where the two terms have different but important meanings.
06:56:12 syv: Ah. Ehhh.
06:56:18 Devastator: and yeah, it's iffy.
06:56:20 Devastator: but I'll take iffy.
06:56:29 MidJag: Hey dad would you mind going into the conceving me and dieing to a robot?
06:56:37 MidJag: ^past
06:56:47 MidJag: That was a pretty good movie.
06:56:49 Devastator: Hey, Kyle.
06:56:51 Devastator: go into the past.
06:56:53 Devastator: fuck my mother.
06:56:54 ER: *own pipe bomb
06:56:55 Devastator: get killed.
06:56:57 Devastator: have fun.
06:57:01 syv: She didn't say he was Kyle, did she?
06:57:07 Devastator: No, didn't say.
06:57:17 Devastator: but there were tapes, so could say some other time.
06:57:32 ER: also, he gave kyle the photo
06:57:37 syv: ...Also, could just tell him.
06:57:42 Devastator: also featuring most reserved car crashes in a james cameron movie.
06:57:52 syv: Yeah, the photo makes that seem likely.
06:58:05 syv: So, yeah, no flipcocks. Does that mean we watch 2?
06:58:11 Devastator: Eventually.
06:58:17 ER: them's the rules
06:58:21 MidJag: I read somewhere terminator was inspired by James Cameron having a fever dream about red eyed robots trying to kill him or something
06:58:26 Devastator: I think we have Army of Darkness next on the queue, unless someone wants to put in another one.
06:58:28 MidJag: and I'm down for 2.
06:58:36 MidJag: :ater
06:58:38 Devastator: I don't have 2 downloaded.
06:58:40 MidJag: ^l
06:58:47 syv: Cool.
06:58:55 ER: what did I want to watch again? Oh yeah, Pacific Rim
06:58:56 Devastator: so what next? 2 or Army of Darkness?
06:59:09 Devastator: could do that next.
06:59:13 MidJag: I vote Army of darkness.
06:59:21 ER: giant robots! \o/
06:59:22 syv: Pacific Rim is kinda meh tbh
06:59:31 syv: Though I've only seen one.
07:00:14 MidJag: Charlie day is in that isn't he.
07:00:18 syv: Seven/eight uzi bursts, and yeah, sounds like a bit more than thirty shots.
07:00:27 Devastator: thanks.
07:00:32 ER: rawr
07:00:33 ER: owo
07:00:40 Devastator: glad you enjoyed it.
07:00:47 MidJag: Yeah it was cool
07:00:55 MidJag: Very 80's.
07:01:00 Devastator: I'll go with AoD next, unless you two pick one.
07:01:09 Devastator: that movie is the 80s, really.
07:01:25 syv: I kiiinda want to see T2 more.
07:01:40 ER: that's fine with me
07:03:05 MidJag: I would prefer Army. But if the group ends up doing T2 first that's fine.
07:03:28 Devastator: ok, AoD then, since ER's ok with AoD.
07:04:08 syv: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9658524/1/Branches-on-the-Tree-of-Time
07:04:17 ER: ah, best to not watch something in the same series back-to-back I suppose
07:04:22 syv: Set in 1997, AUish, and has spoilers for T2.
07:04:24 syv: I think.
07:04:40 ER: hey, that's my year!
07:05:34 syv: Huh. Yeah.
07:06:13 MidJag: Wait, I thought ER was the oldest of the people who aren't dev.
07:06:26 ER: Nay, I'm a tiny child
07:06:29 MidJag: And syv's a year older then me.
07:06:38 MidJag: And I'm 1998.
07:07:02 Devastator: any guesses for me?
07:07:03 syv: Yeah, ER's older than me by a few months IIRC.
07:07:12 syv: You already know my guess.
07:07:17 Devastator: I forget.
07:07:29 syv: Damn. So do I.
07:07:36 ER: older than the trees and younger than the mountains?
07:07:56 Devastator: Surprisingly accurate, thinking about it.
07:08:18 MidJag: I'm guessing somewhere like late 30's very early 40's. Your familiar with like 90's games very well, but not as much with 80's games and there's a certain set you aren't at all familiar with.
07:08:38 syv: MJ, eye surgery is 54:40
07:08:39 Devastator: need a number.
07:08:42 Devastator: for each of you.
07:09:01 MidJag: 54:40?
07:09:02 ER: 10.
07:09:10 MidJag: oh right, timecode
07:09:14 MidJag: And thanks
07:09:18 Devastator: so 9 years old or 109, ER?
07:09:19 Devastator: ;-p
07:09:32 ER: pretty much
07:09:37 MidJag: 37.
07:09:59 syv: Good number.
07:10:06 syv: I hope that's accurate.
07:10:11 Devastator shrugs.
07:10:13 MidJag: Why is that a good number?
07:10:34 syv: Because 7 is the best single digit number, and 3 is its mirror within single digits.
07:10:50 MidJag: ...how is 3 a mirror of 7?
07:11:00 MidJag: Is it because it's also prime
07:11:02 ER: ten minus 3
07:11:03 syv: 5-2=3, 5+2=7.
07:11:35 syv: 5 works better as an axis than 4.5, and 4.5 rounds to 5 anyway, so don't start going on about 0.
07:12:07 ER: 3 + 7 is 10, so they fit together like puzzle pieces :3
07:12:16 syv: That too.
07:12:18 ER: in base 10, at least
07:12:41 syv: Seven is just great. Horrible to work with, but for all impractical purposes it's great.
07:12:59 ER: I prefer 6
07:13:13 ER: odd numbers aren't really my jam :V
07:13:14 Devastator: heh.
07:13:18 syv: Meh. At least you don't prefer 4.
07:13:22 Devastator: wiki page mentions the dream for Terminator.
07:13:25 MidJag: I like 5 personally
07:13:26 Devastator: I like 4.
07:13:30 MidJag: or 2.
07:13:32 syv: 4, now 4 deserves to burn.
07:13:37 MidJag: 3's also nice.
07:13:41 Devastator: In Rome, Italy, during the release of Piranha II: The Spawning, director Cameron fell ill and had a dream about a metallic torso holding kitchen knives dragging itself from an explosion.
07:13:42 ER: though, 8 is good
07:13:43 syv: 5 and 2 are very practical, like bricks.
07:14:43 ER: 8 is even, 2^3, and if you add 2 to it you're back at 10
07:14:55 ER: and 2 isn't that uncommon
07:15:15 ER: with 6 you'll need to find a 4 in order to get back into the 0s
07:16:21 ER: I don't like primes, they're just hard to think around, like frustraing little stones you can't chip away at
07:16:33 ER: if it has to be odd, I like 9
07:16:36 ER: 3^3
07:17:03 Devastator: gimme 1 and 4.
07:17:12 Devastator: 1 because Luigi, and 4 because 4.
07:17:37 ER: but waluigi number one
07:18:12 syv: See, that's what makes 7 so special. It's the weirdest little stone there. That makes it special. Sure, 2 and 5 and all those nice numbers are convenient and easy, but 7 is the most unique.
07:18:46 ER: and thus an annoying little bugger
07:18:59 ER: nothing else like a 7
07:19:17 Devastator: eh.
07:19:23 ER: though, I shouldn't complain about it too much
07:19:25 syv: It's odd that Dev likes 4, he seems very much like a real 7.
07:19:29 Devastator: it's just .142835 over and over again.
07:19:34 ER: it's in the ones place in my birth year, after all ;P
07:19:38 syv: It's clearly the goblin number.
07:19:53 Devastator: the goblin number is 4.
07:19:54 syv: Wait
07:19:56 Devastator: nobody likes 4.
07:20:05 syv: Heh
07:20:06 Devastator: (well, 57, not 35)
07:20:19 Devastator: and 2/7 is the same decimal starting at .28
07:20:26 Devastator: .28571428...
07:20:36 Devastator: 3/7 is the same at 4.
07:20:43 Devastator: .428571..
07:21:08 syv: 57 is also a great number.
07:21:20 Devastator: and so on starting at the next higher first digit.
07:21:21 syv: And its inferior rival, of course, is 46.
07:21:24 ER: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7
07:21:32 Devastator: nah, if we got two digits, gimme 11.
07:21:35 Devastator: 11 or 18.
07:22:01 ER: bah, two digits!?
07:22:18 ER: if I get to meme, 42. Otherwise, it's just 50
07:22:19 syv: Arnie's AR that he was using was apparently an AR-18 with the stock removec.
07:22:29 ER: because 50 is nice and simple
07:22:46 syv: Extended mags too, which kept making me wonder whether it was 7.62x39 or just extended .223
07:24:37 ER: seven is "Most likely to be chosen as a favorite number by people around the world" according to wikipedia, with a pair of sources
07:24:59 ER: so ha, actually not liking seven is the REBEL choice! :V
07:25:26 syv: Well yeah. It's the most popular because it's the best and most unique.
07:25:30 ER: https://www.theguardian.com/science/alexs-adventures-in-numberland/2014/apr/08/seven-worlds-favourite-number-online-survey
07:25:44 ER: "The results of an online survey reveal a world in love with numbers that stand out and feel exceptional"
07:26:01 syv: Every voting poll I've seen where it's *just* select-a-number, seven wins.
07:28:16 Devastator: yeah.
07:31:48 MidJag: Hmm, I should go to bed.
07:31:58 MidJag: Night gents.
07:32:01 Devastator: night, MJ.
07:32:06 syv: Night.
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07:35:27 syv: Do we have a torrent link for AoD?
07:35:40 syv: I'm torrenting T2 now to confirm it.
07:35:59 Devastator: not sure. I'll go find one.
07:38:33 Devastator: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:38a14c5a237cd968ca5ab3ad702425d4da899877&dn=Army%20of%20Darkness%20(1992)%20%5b1080p%5d&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969
07:39:40 syv: You're not much one for confirming it first, huh?
07:39:53 Devastator: eh.
07:39:56 Devastator: I think this one should be ok.
07:40:02 Devastator: but I'll double-check it if you want.
07:41:33 syv: It's nice to. Though I suppose with old western movies, it's exceedingly unlikely that we'll get the wrong language.
07:41:54 Devastator: ahh.
07:43:13 syv: ...1.29 gb 1080p? Is this a short movie?
07:43:35 Devastator: AoD? I doubt it's a theatrical rip.
07:43:41 Devastator: so 1080p is actually worrying.
07:44:01 Devastator: higher than it should be, so it's upscaled.
07:44:05 syv: It is YIFY.
07:44:55 Devastator: yeah.
07:46:03 syv: Sent a forum PM to everyone with both torrents.
07:46:20 syv: I have a bunch of other unwatched stuff in my torrent client.
07:46:20 ER: blep
07:46:25 ER: seeya, MJ
07:46:40 Devastator: ok
07:46:42 Devastator: thanks syv.
07:47:39 ER: hmmmm
07:47:46 ER: question ambush time
07:47:55 Devastator: !
07:47:57 Devastator: !!
07:47:58 syv: Apoc now, Memento, Mellowlink, Akira, LD+R. And a buuunch of stuff that I downloaded myself but haven't watched.
07:47:59 Devastator: !!!
07:48:04 ER: *why* is hair color important in PS?
07:48:06 Devastator: Right, we haven't finished mellowlink.
07:48:34 syv: Because it's an easy and distinctive way to refer to characters by an obvious physical trait.
07:48:59 syv: It grew out of referring to all the PM3 chars by their hair colors.
07:50:43 Devastator: "Is a giant wolf"
07:51:31 syv: "Is a giant dog"
07:51:48 syv: "Looks kinda like an evil golden retriever"
07:51:49 ER: big d o g
07:52:13 ER: she's not evil, she's *badass*! D:
07:52:18 syv: Pity that Alida isn't a redhead.
07:52:26 syv: Then I'd get to make Clifford jokes.
07:52:50 Devastator: just have someone else wish for that. ;-p
07:53:55 syv: Hmm, Clifford was 25 feet tall.
07:54:01 syv: Yeah, Alida's never getting there.
07:54:06 ER: lil big
07:54:18 ER: how long would that take?
07:54:24 Devastator: yeah, that's going to be a while.
07:54:33 Devastator: dunno.
07:54:36 ER: longer than our life span IRL
07:54:43 Devastator: I think she's growing, but I don't know how fast.
07:55:14 syv: 74 weeks.
07:55:39 Devastator: yow.
07:55:48 Devastator: that's pretty fast, but yeah, she won't live that long.
07:56:03 ER: just be determined!
07:56:12 Devastator: Although if I fought fewer witches odds would be better.
07:56:16 syv: Yeah, she's supposed to be growing pretty fast.
07:56:37 ER: is clifford large size or medium?
07:56:43 syv: It's a reinforced wish with basically two components; altform, and growth.
07:57:14 Devastator: clifford would be a huge.
07:57:25 Devastator: so huge + 1 to make one.
07:57:37 syv: Really?
07:57:38 ER: bah
07:57:43 Devastator: yeah.
07:57:51 Devastator: 25 feet tall, 75 feet long.
07:57:53 Devastator: no, sorry.
07:57:55 Devastator: yeah, that's large.
07:57:56 ER: would be faster to just get wishes from somewhere ;p
07:58:05 syv: That seems wrong
07:58:09 Devastator: well, go pursue that. ;-p
07:58:13 Devastator: it is wrong.
07:58:17 Devastator: but I haven't mathed it up.
07:58:25 Devastator: it'd be large in K-com.
07:58:36 ER: either a little girl or a 17th level wizard
07:58:57 Devastator: huge are basically mecha. Large are like giant tanks or the smaller mecha types.
07:59:26 syv: Yeah, a C-130 is 38 feet tall
08:00:00 Devastator: if it's too big for a battletech mech, it's a huge.
08:00:27 syv: 25 feet isn't too big for a battletech mech!
08:00:49 Devastator: nope.
08:00:53 Devastator: changed my mind.
08:00:56 Devastator: clifford would be a large.
08:00:57 syv: That's a small large at most.
08:01:01 syv: Yeah.
08:01:04 ER: I prefer medium sized mechs :3
08:01:09 Devastator: I was thinking of the size class, but put the wrong label on it.
08:01:17 syv: I prefer tiny sized mechs.
08:01:23 ER: though those might not mean just to giant ocean monsters
08:01:28 syv: I.E. Terminators.
08:01:34 Devastator: there's no reason you guys can't make stuff like that.
08:01:49 ER: time machine?
08:01:58 syv: Hey Dev, if we manufacture fully robotic infantry, would they be small instead of medium, because they need less space?
08:02:34 Devastator: you can buy small infantry already, they are just useless.
08:02:41 Devastator: making not-useless small infantry might be ok.
08:02:46 syv: No, I mean a small-sized platoon.
08:02:54 ER: smoll infantry
08:03:10 syv: Same number of men, same stats (aside from whatever upgrades being robotic gives them), but they take up half the space.
08:03:27 ER: hey dev, if I make catgilr infantry, they can be small because cats can fit im small areas, right? :3
08:04:05 syv: Logically catgirls would physically be about the same size if they're using the same equipment.
08:04:25 syv: You'd have to make midgets and special midget armor if you want them to be smaller.
08:04:48 ER: okay, chibi catgirl soldiers it is!
08:06:06 Devastator: I didn't consider that when asking you to be specific about what you wanted when you asked for catgirls, but, welp.
08:06:14 Devastator: I don't see any reason that would be invalid in the rules.
08:06:18 Devastator: just have to specify that.
08:06:40 ER: nah, they should be med
08:06:56 ER: so they can have space in the transport to lounge
08:13:39 ER: ...maybe that should be their power
08:14:00 ER: they become more powerful limitlessly based on how much I pamper them
08:14:13 Devastator: that's definately more a mad science thing.
08:14:22 Devastator: pampering your project to make it increasingly powerful.
08:14:35 Devastator: you guys you set a goal and people work towrds it.
09:16:32 ER: and the goal is catgirls who gain strength from being spoiled :V
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