ERLOG 2019-10-06

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00:32:05 Devastator: goddamn it.
00:32:08 Devastator: what a shitty wand.
00:32:39 Devastator: 0.03 second casting time and eight sparkbolt/triggers.
00:32:43 Devastator: so I get one sparkbolt.
00:45:28 Piecewise: Good for later though, mabye
00:45:49 Devastator: yeah, but annoying. ;-p
00:45:54 Devastator: really bouncy sparkbolt.
01:31:21 Piecewise: https://www.reddit.com/r/noita/comments/ddnz8j/circle_of_buoyancy_in_a_nutshell_or_how_to_steal/?%24deep_link=true&correlation_id=ea6cf546-7814-435a-84f2-e277aee946c3&ref=email_digest&ref_campaign=email_digest&ref_source=email&utm_content=post_title&utm_medium=digest&utm_name=top_posts&utm_source=email&utm_term=day&%243p=e_as&%24original_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fnoita%2Fcomments%2Fddnz8j%2Fcircle_of_buoyancy_in_
01:31:22 Piecewise: a_nutshell_or_how_to_steal%2F%3F%24deep_link%3Dtrue%26correlation_id%3Dea6cf546-7814-435a-84f2-e277aee946c3%26ref%3Demail_digest%26ref_campaign%3Demail_digest%26ref_source%3Demail%26utm_content%3Dpost_title%26utm_medium%3Ddigest%26utm_name%3Dtop_posts%26utm_source%3Demail%26utm_term%3Dday&_branch_match_id=448538215403193365
01:37:04 Devastator: that's a dewar.
01:37:25 Devastator: well, got to the base.
01:41:07 Devastator: kaboomed myself on a random wand.
01:54:00 Piecewise: http://is2.4chan.org/tg/1570282894919.gif
01:56:29 Devastator: mad science lasers, that.
01:56:53 Devastator: alternative, just fire the laser directly at the wall.
02:07:35 Piecewise: never
02:23:30 Devastator: NEVER!
02:23:32 Devastator: ;-p
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02:41:18 midnightjaguar: Lo
02:41:37 Devastator: Hey, Jaggers
02:41:41 Devastator: streaming something.
02:41:44 midnightjaguar: Oh?
02:41:44 Devastator: watch.
02:41:51 midnightjaguar: Whatcha streaming?
02:42:10 Piecewise: noita
02:42:20 Piecewise: https://www.twitch.tv/kofiman19
02:42:29 midnightjaguar: Nice
02:42:50 midnightjaguar: I will in a sec once I get situated
02:43:22 Piecewise: Midjag walks in a circle three times before sitting to watch streams
02:44:10 Piecewise: I do like how you ask if you should dive down before immediately coming across a giant lake of burning oil on the warp
02:44:32 Piecewise: I'd say you're good to head on. Got plenty of cash
02:47:16 Piecewise: I wonder what the chances of dev dying before midjag shows up are
02:49:46 Piecewise: I think chainsaw really reduces cast time, so slapping it onto a wand isn't a bad idea
02:52:16 midnightjaguar: I have to say that wand looks cool as shit.
02:52:33 Piecewise: high end wands are pretty great
02:52:41 Piecewise: giant ornate magic phallus
02:54:01 Piecewise: indeed
02:55:30 midnightjaguar: So are the fire enemies immune to fire?
02:56:03 Piecewise: https://preview.redd.it/d42rewxgzrp31.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=53cef5aea784dfa00301c055cbc7171bc0578bac
02:56:22 midnightjaguar: Hahahaha
02:57:10 Piecewise: Check it once you die
02:57:56 Piecewise: That enemy is from a deeper level
02:58:03 Piecewise: dunno what he's doing here
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02:58:19 midnightjaguar_: He teleported presumably :P
02:59:55 Piecewise: Dev was banned from the mines
03:00:42 Piecewise: Die rat, you don't belong in this ... cave
03:03:28 Piecewise: you could go back and grab the magic missle
03:03:32 Piecewise: they destroy terrain
03:05:44 midnightjaguar_: So how do the Sheilds work?
03:06:35 Devastator: welp, the inevitable death due to dev setting himself on fire.
03:06:38 Devastator: always the way.
03:06:43 midnightjaguar_: Heh
03:06:48 Devastator: almost always.
03:06:57 Devastator: 90% of my deaths are due to friendly fire.
03:06:58 Piecewise: Dev will never beat this game
03:07:08 Piecewise: I don't think its very friendly
03:07:30 Devastator: yes, it gets up close.
03:07:32 Devastator: still, dammit.
03:07:55 midnightjaguar_: It’s a bit too random to me. I feel like a lot of it comes down to just stumbling upon the right wand and a lot of the time that wand is lacking
03:08:14 Devastator: heh.
03:08:18 Devastator: Nah, it's less random than that.
03:08:29 Devastator: you don't need a decent wand until the third level.. the starting one is fine until there.
03:08:38 Devastator: where I died was a side passage.
03:08:46 Devastator: and by then you should be able to make SOMETHING.
03:09:41 Piecewise: Sometimes you enter a room and three laser sights line up on you
03:09:50 Devastator: yeah.
03:09:50 Piecewise: such is life
03:09:52 Devastator: those aren't too bad.
03:09:55 Devastator: ;-p
03:10:20 Devastator: I had like 15 guys around me when I got to the base the other game.
03:10:48 Devastator: so how are you doing, MJ?
03:11:21 midnightjaguar_: Not bad. Been tired and busy, but not bad.
03:12:48 Devastator: mmm.
03:12:50 Devastator: same here, really.
03:13:41 midnightjaguar_: Yeah, just the time for it I guess
03:15:32 Piecewise: Don't do meth: Tried and busy. Do meth: Not tired, but nothing to do
03:15:38 Piecewise: life is unfair
03:16:01 Devastator: meth, solution to all of life's problems that involve excess teeth.
03:16:09 midnightjaguar_: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VcMIeyjggbM
03:16:39 Piecewise: https://mangakakalot.com/manga/kuutei_dragons
03:17:25 Devastator: ok.
03:17:48 midnightjaguar_: I rember you showed us a different manga where everything I. A dunheon was edible dubs.
03:18:08 Piecewise: Are you ok mj?
03:18:24 Piecewise: left arm not numb right?
03:18:38 Devastator: it got eaten by a rogue dwarf.
03:18:42 Piecewise: And yes, delicious in dungeon
03:18:50 Piecewise: though not everything there was edible
03:18:58 Piecewise: and it often tried to eat you first
03:19:52 Devastator: and failed.
03:19:55 midnightjaguar_: Heh, yeah. Just not great typing this time of night.
03:20:57 Devastator: well, except that time.
03:21:28 Piecewise: yeah
03:21:34 Piecewise: that very important time
03:21:37 Piecewise: right in the beginning
03:21:50 Piecewise: I like delicious in dungeon a lot
03:22:05 Piecewise: just for the way it handles its world and characters
03:22:39 midnightjaguar_: In what way?
03:23:15 Devastator: everyone's immortal, elves are dicks, and you can't get in the way of a good meal.
03:23:16 Devastator: ;-p
03:24:38 Devastator: elves are dicks, though.
03:24:46 Devastator: so all is right in the universe.
03:25:01 Piecewise: Everyones not immortal
03:25:18 Devastator: Yeah.
03:25:21 Piecewise: you can still die, thats the source of the issues
03:25:22 Devastator: except in the dungeon.
03:25:36 Piecewise: even in the dungeon if you get too damaged
03:25:43 Piecewise: hence that whole dragon problem
03:26:15 Devastator: well, no, if she was properly dead, there wouldn't be a dragon problem.
03:26:24 Devastator: dragon would also be dead too.
03:27:25 Devastator: of course, it drives the plot..
03:29:11 Devastator: (I do find it neat)
03:29:21 Devastator: (I'm just mocking because I always mock.)
03:30:59 Piecewise: I also like that the combat and encounters always feel dangerous
03:31:15 Devastator: mmm.
03:31:17 Piecewise: like the undyne fight. That gnome got dropped in a single shot
03:32:16 midnightjaguar_: Hmm. Might give it a read sometime. It Seems neat.
03:34:15 Devastator: forum games are going ok.
03:34:22 Devastator: going to get ready for an expedition in Cabal.
03:34:26 Devastator: shouldn't take too long.
03:34:46 Devastator: mine is too effing complicated.
03:34:51 midnightjaguar_: Cool.
03:35:07 midnightjaguar_: What’s the expedition expected to accomplish?
03:35:36 Devastator: This one? Just going to look for loot.
03:35:45 Devastator: low on money, high on mana, going to look for some loot.
03:35:55 Piecewise: High on mana you say
03:36:03 midnightjaguar_: Ah
03:36:04 Devastator: well, not as much as I was.
03:36:07 Devastator: damn bad rolls.
03:37:50 Devastator: not turning nature's char into a pixie, blew 30 mana on three failed d12s.
03:38:00 Devastator: and went 3/5 on 3 d10 spells the other turn.
03:38:20 Devastator: still, it's just the downside of the big roll on mana and the good rolls during the battle.
03:38:57 midnightjaguar_: Damn.
03:39:22 Piecewise: The universe is self leveling
03:39:28 Devastator: yeah. Don't expect to fail too many d10s with d10+2.
03:39:30 Devastator: Hmm.
03:39:34 Devastator: Fuck, I forgot.
03:39:42 Devastator: I gotta make parachutes.
03:40:25 Devastator: need to enchant some sticks with like five minute bird spells to give people parachute wings. And probably test one to see if it works when wearing armour.
03:40:45 midnightjaguar_: Heh
03:40:48 midnightjaguar_: Neat
03:41:11 Devastator: yeah.
03:41:30 Devastator: can I get that done with one d8 spell and like eight sticks? Or is that not strong enough?
03:43:56 Devastator: can't do more than d8 because that's the size of the bird word I stole off RC.
03:46:46 Devastator: Eh, I'll ask later.
03:47:02 Devastator: when I see how much slack I have after the self-buff spells.
03:47:19 Piecewise: 5 minute?
03:47:30 Piecewise: What word ya using?
03:47:35 Piecewise: You have bird right?
03:47:40 Piecewise: I forget
03:48:24 Devastator: d8 bird.
03:48:30 Devastator: although I'd do strengthen bird.
03:48:46 Devastator: and try to hit clothes too, because anyone needing a parachute is likely to be not naked.
03:49:10 Devastator: it's just so people can land themselves.
03:54:08 Devastator: I'm a-ok with broken stick for temp combat buffs and all kinds of shit, but that's probably for after this expedition.
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03:54:55 Devastator: hey syv.
03:54:56 Piecewise: Are you gonna create the wings out of nothing or have some sort of material to draw from?
03:55:03 midnightjaguar_: Hiya syv
03:55:21 Piecewise: or grow it from their flesh?
03:55:35 Devastator: Probably from flesh.
03:55:54 Devastator: yeah.
03:56:41 Piecewise: Then I think d8 for 5 minutes for 8 sticks is ok
03:57:04 syv: hey dev.
03:57:08 Devastator: ok.
03:57:10 syv: Hallo, MJ.
03:57:25 syv: 5 minutes *per* stick?
03:57:32 Devastator: Yeah, they're parachutes.
03:57:40 Devastator: probably make people suck at moving around while active.
03:57:45 Devastator: but better than going splat.
03:57:46 syv: Not asking you.
03:58:09 syv: I know what they're for, and I know that's your intent, but Dubs' wording gives me pause.
03:58:27 syv: And I don't want said sticks to kill me because you miscommunicated.
03:58:38 Piecewise: Per stick
03:58:43 syv: Yay!
03:58:51 er: Hello syv
03:58:55 Piecewise: though I should say there's gonna be a start up
03:58:57 Devastator: I'd want to test one in any case, syv.
03:58:59 syv: Full house!
03:59:01 Devastator: mmm.
03:59:03 Piecewise: takes a couple of seconds to grow wings
03:59:08 Devastator: ahh.
03:59:20 Devastator: couple of seconds should be ok. If there aren't a couple of seconds, there won't be time to find the stick anyway.
03:59:25 syv: Good to see ya, Eloping Rattler.
03:59:29 Piecewise: Also its probably gonna hurt like a mother fucker but better than dying
03:59:39 Devastator: mmm.
03:59:51 Devastator: I'll take End save to remain conscious and not die over 'just die'
03:59:53 syv: This is sounding like it won't work in armor.
04:00:06 Devastator: have to test that.
04:00:08 syv: You should mix it with a nonsolid word, if you have one.
04:00:10 Piecewise: It will probably just break the straps on the the armor
04:00:20 Devastator: don't.
04:00:32 Devastator: It'd be really nice, but I don't think 'ape' would make it work better.
04:00:40 syv: ...Yeah, nothing suitable. Oh well.
04:00:45 Piecewise: though the best result would be it breaking out but breaking a wing in the process and spiraling into the ground anyways
04:00:53 Devastator: ahh.
04:00:56 syv: I was hoping for "air" or "light" or something.
04:00:57 Piecewise: best for me that is
04:01:00 Devastator: Heh.
04:01:13 syv: "Wings of air" should totally work in armor, aside from weight issues.
04:01:14 Devastator: Yeah, I can see it requiring at least one save to not die from using it.
04:01:21 Devastator: and absolutely that would work.
04:01:24 Devastator: hmm.
04:01:39 Devastator: maybe I should just do 'strengthen reverse-speed'
04:01:44 Devastator: and have people slowfall down.
04:01:53 syv: No, not good enough alone.
04:02:00 Devastator: mmm.
04:02:09 syv: If you fall from too high, you'll just delay the lethal fall.
04:02:25 syv: Also, you're a sitting duck if flying enemies are attacking, which is the most likely use case.
04:02:29 Devastator: True.
04:02:36 Devastator: Still not worse than not using it, though.
04:02:40 syv: Bird wings means you can dive and manuever a bit.
04:02:50 Devastator: mmm.
04:02:52 er: I have a lightweight word!
04:02:57 Devastator: Yeah, that'd be nice.
04:03:04 Devastator: I'd totally pay you to put that on it.
04:03:10 Devastator: prolly make it a lot better.
04:03:18 syv: Ideally we'd have both. Slowfall if you're low, bird wings if you're high and have time to cut some straps.
04:03:26 Devastator: eh.
04:03:49 er: Just build the armor with gaps for wings. :p
04:03:51 Devastator: I could probably add a second 'bird' spell specifically to reshape whatever you're wearing to not get in the way.
04:03:57 syv: Hey Dubs, could Ekrov pull that "animate a picture trick" on a stored item like a stick?
04:03:57 midnightjaguar_: Just do it like an ejection seat. Add a Jump spell so that your always high enough for the wings
04:04:16 syv: *Spell storing item
04:04:37 Devastator: Also, saeko doesn't have straps, because her armour is all cloth, so it probably wouldn't work for her, or be really bad.
04:05:42 syv: Then use both, so you have enough time to strip~
04:06:14 Devastator: nah, I'll probably try one, fail, and add a second spell to reshape clothing.
04:06:18 Devastator: it's worth 2d8 for it.
04:06:57 Piecewise: I mean
04:07:05 midnightjaguar_: So are you guys still in factions in Cabal?
04:07:21 Devastator: not enough people around for that, and it lead to too many hidden turns.
04:07:23 Piecewise: keep in mind that you should maybe be specific in the spell where the wings sprout from too.
04:07:28 midnightjaguar_: Ah
04:07:30 Devastator: Heh.
04:07:37 Devastator: "Ah, my nose!"
04:07:48 Devastator: ;-p
04:07:49 Piecewise: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/devilman/images/0/0a/Siren.png/revision/latest?cb=20140526103343
04:08:12 Devastator: woob.
04:08:20 Piecewise: Nothing like sprouting a giant pair of wings from your head and breaking your neck with the sudden deceleration.
04:08:21 midnightjaguar_: I have so many questions about that picture
04:08:29 Devastator: I'll take nonfunctioning body plans for $100, Alex.
04:08:48 syv: Feather panties, neat.
04:08:58 syv: Everything about that is terrible.
04:09:14 syv: Why does she have antennae?
04:09:29 syv: Why is she ten feet tall?
04:09:32 midnightjaguar_: I’m more curious why, is she Giant. Carrying a guy who’s got blood all over him. And why the fuck are her wings in her head?
04:10:06 syv: Bloody guy is obvious, she's a monster that's killing people.
04:10:30 midnightjaguar_: But the bloods just there. There’s no makes on him
04:10:46 Devastator: foot talons cut really bad.
04:10:46 Piecewise: She is a demon so
04:10:47 syv: It's clearly quite cheap.
04:10:55 Piecewise: they often have silly body plans
04:11:00 Devastator: fair point.
04:11:04 syv: Revolver head.
04:11:25 midnightjaguar_: Speaking of demons with sully body plans. Who’s taking the turn in the succession game?
04:11:35 syv: Me.
04:11:41 syv: I've been distracted by Noita.
04:11:50 midnightjaguar_: Ah. As we all have been
04:12:20 Devastator: ugh, I'd send you the fort to look at, but that was a pita.
04:12:26 Piecewise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww06yGPM7Kc
04:12:34 Piecewise: its from devilman
04:12:38 syv: I could upload it easy, I'm at work right now.
04:13:14 midnightjaguar_: Oh yeah apperently there’s some new Gendy show dubs
04:13:35 midnightjaguar_: Called like Hunt or something
04:13:36 Devastator: and why not be giant, MJ? The tiny demons just get laughed at. ;-p
04:14:25 syv: The only part of that trailer that I particularly like is the brief shot of an MP5K
04:14:30 Devastator: heh.
04:14:33 Devastator: Hmm.
04:14:37 Devastator: Oh, I do have one more question.
04:14:45 Devastator: Is there an auction house in the capital?
04:15:01 Devastator: thinking going in there might be a good way to meet rich people.
04:15:54 Piecewise: Primal MJ
04:16:03 Piecewise: I am aware of it
04:16:06 midnightjaguar_: That was it
04:16:19 Piecewise: Also, in case you're wondering what devil man is like
04:16:24 Piecewise: This gif sums it up
04:16:24 Piecewise: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WelltodoUncomfortableDungbeetle-size_restricted.gif
04:16:27 syv: If you want to meet rich people, Dev, don't you think Ekrov miiight be useful?
04:16:34 Devastator: Yeah.
04:16:35 Devastator: but you're busy.
04:16:57 syv: Uncomfortable dungebeetle is right.
04:16:58 Devastator: Also, saeko should be ok with that.
04:17:10 Devastator: d10+2 + mage.
04:17:18 syv: Also, "welltodo" isn't one damn word, cheaters.
04:17:36 Devastator: ok.
04:18:08 syv: Oh, Dev, can I use a hanger in the same turn that I build it?
04:18:42 Devastator: Yup.
04:18:43 Piecewise: The rich don't have to pay for spaces
04:18:55 Devastator: Wait, no.
04:18:56 Devastator: sorry.
04:18:58 Devastator: they take 1 turn.
04:19:02 Devastator: so they're done next turn.
04:19:34 Devastator: Usually you can just stuff something you built in the workshop, though.
04:19:37 syv: Uhuh. So... could I, or could I not, build a hangar now, and bid on the plane now, and end up with the plane being inside the hangar.
04:19:47 Devastator: Ahh.
04:20:03 Devastator: No, but if you bid on the plane, you can delay taking delivery on it.
04:20:09 Devastator: Was going to apply that to all BM items.
04:20:33 Devastator: You still pay upkeep on it, but you don't need it now.
04:20:37 syv: Can I delay taking delivery on a scientist?
04:21:08 syv: "I'll hire you for the next four months, next month."
04:21:23 Devastator: Afraid not.
04:21:29 syv: Sadness.
04:21:32 Devastator: they like getting paid.
04:21:44 syv: Hey, since we have everyone here, are we gonna make use of that?
04:21:53 syv: ER? MJ?
04:22:01 syv: Are either of you gonna fall asleep soon?
04:22:13 midnightjaguar_: Hopefully not.
04:22:44 midnightjaguar_: I would need to redownload anything we are going to watch though
04:22:51 midnightjaguar_: I don’t have anything on this windows
04:23:10 Devastator: I'm here.
04:23:20 Devastator: don't want to be up forever, but it's early in my time zone.
04:23:36 er: I was asleep for a while earlier, so maybe not.
04:23:56 syv: Yeah, you don't tend to sleep until like four hours from now, while ER and MJ will likely be gone within two.
04:24:07 syv: So... anything any of you interested in?
04:24:26 syv: Shows are prolly out since MJ's gotta redownload them.
04:24:49 syv: And I feel like meddling with his tech curse is a bad plan.
04:25:01 midnightjaguar_: Heh
04:25:21 Devastator: I might stream another noita try if you want. ;-p
04:25:23 Devastator: but that'd be boring.
04:26:09 syv: Yeaaah you'll just make me whine, which will be counterproductive.
04:26:40 midnightjaguar_: I could redownload something. Ive got a good connection.
04:27:03 er: I'm eating right now.
04:28:30 syv: I have torrent links for... Evil Dead II, Memento, "Short Peace" which is a Dubs thing, Mellowlink, LD&R, and... lots of stuff that none of you have.
04:28:40 Devastator: Mellowlink!
04:28:47 midnightjaguar_: Evil deadII
04:28:53 Devastator: lets have everyone watch it in the middle, because it's the easiest to understand show ever.
04:28:56 Devastator: ;-p
04:29:01 syv: That is true.
04:29:11 midnightjaguar_: I would much prefer something non mentally taxing.
04:29:20 syv: Mellowlink...
04:29:28 syv: MJ, do you have a torrent client on that comp?
04:29:34 midnightjaguar_: Lemme check
04:30:19 Devastator: I kid, but mellowlink is really simple.
04:30:51 midnightjaguar_: BitTorrent work?
04:31:13 syv: If it's what you have installed, sure.
04:31:29 syv: If you're getting something new, I recommend qBittorrent.
04:31:40 midnightjaguar_: That’s what I have yeah
04:32:51 syv: Sent you a B12 PM.
04:36:38 syv: MJ chose Evil Dead.
04:36:48 Devastator: ok
04:37:00 Devastator: send me a link, then.
04:37:02 Devastator: I'll go get it.
04:37:03 syv: HEY ER DID YOU EVER DOWNLOAD EVIL DEAD II?
04:37:07 syv sighs
04:37:31 Devastator: oh whoops.
04:37:33 Devastator: I have it.
04:37:36 Devastator: I got confused.
04:37:39 Devastator: with evil dead III.
04:38:11 syv: Well it's II that we have...
04:38:40 midnightjaguar_: Im actually downloading both. So it’s fine.
04:39:32 Piecewise: short peace is about guys hunting war robots
04:40:12 syv: How about Short Piece?
04:40:42 Devastator: don't have that.
04:41:01 midnightjaguar_: Sure
04:41:13 er: Told you, I was eating.
04:41:38 er: Have it iirc
04:41:47 syv: Err, I was just making a joke about Peace and Piece being homophones, because I was talking with a guy with Piece in his name.
04:41:50 syv: I wasn't suggesting it.
04:43:19 Piecewise: I'm not short though
04:43:25 Piecewise: if anything, I'm way too long
04:43:27 er: Hey kids, what game do you think I should run after I'm done killing everyone in TH?
04:43:28 Devastator: shortwise
04:43:38 midnightjaguar_: Yeah PW your like my height right?
04:43:46 Piecewise: 6'2"
04:43:48 Devastator: Do your version of furry nightmare. ;-p
04:43:52 syv: So yes.
04:44:14 syv: I'm the only short person here.
04:44:15 Devastator: but yeah, killing everyone sounds fun.
04:44:19 Devastator: No, I'm not tall.
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04:44:25 syv: Average?
04:44:27 er: Mutants!
04:44:32 midnightjaguar_: I thought ER was short
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04:44:40 Piecewise: ER is like...
04:44:43 syv: ....Okay, yeah.
04:44:48 Piecewise: 2' 3"
04:44:53 Elastic_Ridicule is now known as ER
04:45:09 Devastator: pretty average.
04:45:31 Piecewise: Shutting down
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04:45:41 syv: Goodnight.
04:45:53 syv: I meant to ask him something, but I forget what it was.
04:46:28 Devastator: it's ok.
04:46:40 Devastator: I meant to ask him if there was an auction house in alkahest.
04:46:58 syv: You did.
04:47:05 Devastator: Yeah.
04:47:07 ER: success!
04:47:15 Devastator: Indeed!
04:47:20 syv: Gullet full?
04:47:43 ER: computer boot
04:50:14 ER: stoopid VLC, don't run the video while updating, with no way to stop it!
04:50:37 Devastator: heh.
04:50:40 Devastator: tachell update?
04:51:00 ER: eventually! :D
04:51:12 Devastator: is everyone dying?
04:51:49 ER: they're already dead.
04:52:02 midnightjaguar_: Do you need an action from me ER?
04:52:15 ER: nope
04:52:26 ER: just procrastinating for reasons
04:52:50 Devastator: They are, aren't they?
04:52:55 Devastator: Is everyone dying a second time?
04:53:27 ER: if I can help it, yes
04:54:13 Devastator: yay!
04:54:20 Devastator: still eager to see everyone's second forms.
04:54:31 Devastator: except birdguy who will be just deadguy.
04:54:48 ER: heh, I have no idea what they'll be to be honest
04:55:24 syv: Vhailor, Furry, Pirate, Chibi.
04:59:34 syv: Oh, so I finally have a stable internet connection.
04:59:40 syv: i.imgur.com/SK7zb1T.mp4
04:59:41 syv: i.imgur.com/HfcfFjn.mp4
04:59:41 syv: i.imgur.com/4oS8yNZ.mp4
04:59:41 syv: i.imgur.com/gmrO2P6.mp4
04:59:41 syv: i.imgur.com/UYpmnL4.mp4
04:59:43 ER: yarr
05:01:40 midnightjaguar_: So. Are we watching anything?
05:01:52 syv: Evil Dead, mayhaps.
05:03:30 ER: we should watch short peace because it's untested garbage
05:03:48 syv: I'd need to send that to MJ.
05:04:04 ER: evil dead is fine by me :P
05:04:34 syv: Ready.
05:04:48 ER: ready
05:05:01 syv: Devastator, midnightjaguar_.
05:05:03 midnightjaguar_: Not ready
05:05:23 ER: though I've got this playing which is probably more entertaining than evildead https://youtu.be/PPGoSMwLsWI
05:05:31 ER: (thump, thump)
05:06:57 midnightjaguar_: Ready
05:07:25 syv: Devastator?
05:07:46 midnightjaguar_ is now known as MJ
05:08:11 Devastator: ok
05:09:02 MJ: Is that a ready?
05:09:20 Devastator: yeah.
05:09:38 syv: ER, still ready?
05:09:43 ER: yup~
05:09:49 syv: 5
05:09:50 syv: 4
05:09:51 syv: 3
05:09:53 syv: 2
05:09:54 syv: 1
05:09:55 syv: 0
05:10:02 syv: Flower
05:10:03 Devastator: rosebud?
05:10:19 Devastator: BOOK
05:10:36 syv: Quality 1987 animation.
05:10:37 MJ: And that’s why you burn all books kids
05:10:47 Devastator: It's the only way to be sure.
05:10:53 Devastator: admittedly, this looks pretty evil.
05:11:06 MJ: I gotta say yeah
05:11:31 Devastator: This movie is the best example of something.
05:11:34 Devastator: I don't know what.
05:11:37 Devastator: but it is the best.
05:11:47 syv: Best example of Evil Dead?
05:11:55 Devastator: I'm not sure.
05:12:13 ER: so, how long's this movie take to get up to speed?
05:12:19 syv: Best example of B-movies?
05:12:21 Devastator: about six minutes.
05:12:24 Devastator: I mean, it's moving pretty fast.
05:12:40 ER: boring smooches
05:12:41 MJ: I could agree with B movies
05:13:02 Devastator: I don't know if it's the best B movie either, though.
05:13:19 MJ: Well what would be the best B movie in your opinion?
05:13:26 Devastator: Dunno.
05:13:39 syv: Oh, buk
05:13:44 syv: Rite thar
05:13:51 Devastator: wrong movie?
05:13:58 ER: indianna jones!
05:14:00 syv: Eh? No?
05:14:26 syv: It's on the desk right there.
05:14:29 Devastator: Doesn't waste much time this movie.
05:14:37 syv: Yeah, clearly.
05:14:41 ER: dummy!
05:14:47 Devastator: No man with a chin like this is scared of any book.
05:15:12 ER: spoop
05:15:21 MJ: Man. That was HH levels of fast
05:15:30 ER: so yeah, bout 5 minutes
05:15:31 syv: Possibly faster.
05:16:23 syv: Man, he got right to burying the body.
05:16:31 ER: [immediately starts digging]
05:16:33 syv: This isn't the first date to end with a decapitation.
05:16:39 Devastator: Yes.
05:16:44 Devastator: clearly shows preparation.
05:16:55 Devastator: It's the evil dead shot!
05:16:57 MJ: This was his plan all paling
05:17:04 MJ: ^along
05:17:09 syv: Why even go through the house???
05:17:11 ER: them effects though
05:17:29 syv: Quality.
05:17:39 ER: ded
05:18:06 Devastator: "Make a will save"
05:18:26 ER: make several
05:18:42 Devastator: well, Bruce Almighty makes his saves.
05:18:48 Devastator: wait, wrong movie.
05:19:23 ER: well good job, now you're in the woods
05:19:23 Devastator: I'm wholly unfamiliar with this kind of forest.
05:19:35 ER: looks about right
05:19:41 Devastator: it's not my kind of woods.
05:19:44 Devastator: and really good shot that.
05:19:47 syv: Nor mine.
05:19:54 syv: Some weird trees in there.
05:20:10 MJ: I wonder where this was shot
05:20:27 ER: "yeah sure"
05:20:38 syv: "Nah"
05:21:12 Devastator: north carolina.
05:21:19 ER: oh nice
05:21:27 ER: I thought it looked like where I live
05:21:36 Devastator: a place no other movie has ever been shot since.
05:21:42 Devastator: ;-p
05:21:53 syv: Do you have the weird trees with like twenty branches in the bottom six feet?
05:22:04 Devastator: uhh..
05:22:09 Devastator: ahh.
05:22:10 ER: dunno what's you're referring to
05:22:29 syv: There were a couple trees in the panoramic shot with tons of low branches.
05:22:33 Devastator: "Make a Fort save."
05:22:42 syv: I presume they're props, but...
05:22:50 ER: guy gets beat up a bunch by invisible forces: the movie
05:23:29 syv: And that was a reflex save...
05:23:41 syv: This is a killer DM.
05:24:04 ER: "honestly, just roll out like ten of every save and I'll tell you if you're dead"
05:24:13 ER: girl!
05:24:35 syv: "Good thing I'm a barbarian/fighter/swordsage/crusader/shadowdancer/wizard!"
05:24:58 Devastator: the dev epilogue.
05:25:17 ER: 3/11 of a level in every class
05:25:54 MJ: Just the good bits though.
05:26:29 MJ: Wasn’t this movie shot with like no budget at the time?
05:26:56 syv: "I used one of my fighter feats to get full spell progression in all martial classes."
05:27:04 Devastator: this is the high budget version.
05:27:09 MJ: Ah
05:28:07 MJ: I think a great question is why he striped her clothes off when he buried her.
05:28:07 syv: This is somebody's fetish.
05:28:09 ER: dance with me, motherfucker
05:28:25 syv: Happy dead.
05:28:28 ER: :D
05:28:39 ER: boink
05:29:01 ER: roll another will save
05:29:02 MJ: That guy is having a bad trip
05:29:21 syv: Man, that window's reinforcement is awesome.
05:29:55 ER: fire!
05:30:21 syv: God
05:30:25 syv: I love the sounds
05:30:35 MJ: That is a guy who is having a bad day.
05:32:40 ER: time to take a long rest and recover all that HP he just lost
05:33:04 syv: I'm sure the DM will interrupt it.
05:33:06 ER: boomstick
05:33:09 syv: Shotgun!
05:33:14 syv: :D
05:33:20 MJ: What kind is that syv?
05:33:27 MJ: Like what make is it?
05:33:33 syv: There's a thousand with that design, I have no clue.
05:33:43 syv: IMFDB might know the exact model.
05:34:07 ER: "this is gonna hurt"
05:34:14 MJ: That place gets weirdly specific
05:34:31 ER: don't drop the shotgun motherfucker
05:35:18 syv: "You can tell it's the 1989 April production model, because there's two pins above the grip, rather than two pins at the top of the grip."
05:35:42 syv: Welp, he got a grip on himself.
05:36:00 Devastator: Ash is doing a hell of a job here.
05:36:58 MJ: Welp, they’re dead
05:37:09 Devastator: I wonder how much that specific shotgun would be worth at auction.
05:37:19 MJ: Probably a fair bit
05:37:20 ER: put on your hiking hoots
05:37:25 ER: boots
05:37:26 syv: The movie's entire budget?
05:37:33 Devastator: "Where we're going, we don't need roads."
05:38:38 syv: Yes. Drown the damn hand.
05:38:44 MJ: Hahaha
05:38:47 syv: It can't kill you if it can't breath.
05:38:51 ER: he has holy water on tap
05:39:01 ER: selfplex
05:39:07 MJ: That hand gets a lot of leverage
05:39:21 syv: His hand sounds so adorable.
05:39:40 ER: knfe
05:39:44 ER: WANT
05:39:46 MJ: It’s like an angry murderous gremlin
05:39:48 ER: WANT KNFE
05:40:29 MJ: I love Ash’s expressions
05:40:30 ER: :(
05:40:30 syv: This is a good movie.
05:41:16 MJ: Also this movie has a pretty damn good ratio of action to otherstuff.
05:41:37 ER: that's not gonna come back to haunt him
05:41:40 syv: Ahahaha
05:41:59 MJ: Hahaha
05:42:02 syv: I think that's the fifth time this movie has made me genuinely burst out laughing.
05:42:04 ER: he's pretty good at not dying to that wound
05:42:08 syv: This is a goood movie
05:42:08 MJ: I fucking love this movie
05:43:02 Devastator: so THAT's why he gets the chainsaw.
05:43:05 ER: LUL
05:43:06 Devastator: to speed up the reloads!
05:43:27 Devastator: ..I mean, that ear shot.
05:43:31 Devastator: what movie does that these days?
05:43:36 ER: fuck
05:43:41 Devastator: dun dun.
05:43:43 ER: stop stop
05:43:55 ER: I reset my video somehow
05:43:58 ER: where were we?
05:44:01 syv: :(
05:44:06 syv: Pause
05:44:08 MJ: Man, this guys DM hates him
05:44:13 MJ: Paused
05:44:15 syv: I gotta go out, pause at 34:00
05:44:19 syv: BRB
05:44:23 Devastator: ok.
05:45:00 ER: alright
05:45:56 syv: Back.
05:46:21 syv: All still here?
05:46:25 ER: yes
05:46:29 ER: ready
05:46:33 Devastator: `1
05:46:34 syv: 5
05:46:35 syv: 4
05:46:36 syv: 3
05:46:38 syv: 2
05:46:39 syv: 1
05:46:41 syv: 0
05:46:46 Devastator: blooood!
05:46:50 Devastator: and anti-blood.
05:46:52 Devastator: Heheh
05:46:55 Devastator: damn.
05:47:05 Devastator: I love this scene.
05:47:10 Devastator: that's just great.
05:47:19 ER: ahahahahaha
05:47:32 ER: see if we don't1
05:47:33 MJ: Hahahaha
05:47:46 syv: Who's laughing NOW?!
05:48:00 MJ: Ash is just learning to go along with it.
05:48:06 ER: yup
05:49:21 MJ: This is possibly the only movie I’ve ever seen that actually has ammo matter :P
05:49:29 Devastator: a lot of the damage sticks around, too.
05:49:35 Devastator: that's really hard.
05:49:45 ER: this guy
05:49:48 Devastator: It's bubba!
05:49:55 Devastator: and Bryce.
05:50:09 ER: man, these subtitles are terrible
05:50:15 Devastator: yas
05:50:21 MJ: Subtitles?
05:51:27 Devastator: Just a great day all around, Ash.
05:51:39 MJ: Hey he made his fort save
05:51:46 MJ: Or con save or whatever
05:51:48 Devastator: Ash always makes his saves. ;-p
05:51:56 ER: play the recording!
05:52:05 MJ: Hahahahaha
05:52:06 Devastator: Always a good sign that.
05:52:19 Devastator: Another good sign.
05:52:24 syv: Now read more of the book out loud.
05:52:49 Devastator: mouse!
05:52:51 syv: Mousie! :)
05:52:56 ER: bam
05:53:07 MJ: Hahah
05:53:25 syv: Best costume so far.
05:53:41 MJ: Agreed
05:53:44 Devastator: Fuck me.
05:53:47 Devastator: got a call.
05:53:55 ER: ash's bad day
05:53:57 Devastator: I'm out. Be back in maybe an hour?
05:54:01 Devastator: don't worry about it.
05:54:35 ER: oh good
05:54:43 syv: *Gulp*
05:54:46 MJ: Hahaha
05:54:54 syv: Just swallow whatever goes in your mouth, yeah.
05:55:07 syv: God these monsters have the best voices.
05:56:26 ER: no step forwards
05:56:28 syv: Oh, she got her eye back.
05:56:44 MJ: She get her whole face back
05:57:34 syv: Oh, eye's gone again.
05:57:58 syv: Thirsty?
05:58:26 ER: green?
05:58:35 syv: Best color!
05:58:41 MJ: I love these monsters. They’re campy but still amazing
05:58:42 syv: Just not for blood.
05:58:54 MJ: Aren’t you color blind syv?
05:59:01 syv: Only slightly.
05:59:46 ER: where we're going, we won't need trails
06:00:06 MJ: Where we’re going we don’t need hands
06:01:19 syv: No shit!
06:02:06 syv: "I'll go with you. Someone needs to fail their will saves."
06:02:14 MJ: You’d think they’d bring the shotgun
06:02:25 ER: might be all out of shells
06:02:37 syv: Has the shotgun helped at all?
06:02:43 ER: a little!
06:02:56 MJ: It killed the hand
06:02:58 syv: Aww, cute
06:03:10 syv: I'm unsure that really helped.
06:04:26 ER: lel
06:04:27 syv: Yep, didn't help.
06:04:37 MJ: True
06:04:47 ER: she out
06:05:05 MJ: Failed that fear save
06:05:40 syv: Yeah, you got any trees like that in NC?
06:05:46 ER: yeah
06:05:59 ER: all merdery
06:06:42 MJ: You really got to watch out for the grabbing trees syv. Hundreds of people die every year because they don’t show enough respect for these beautiful and solitary creatures
06:07:00 syv: Oh, we don't have any in Florida.
06:07:07 syv: Crackheads burn 'em down.
06:07:28 ER: chainsawhand! :P
06:09:16 syv: Yes, give the undead witch the magic book pages/
06:09:43 MJ: Ash probably has CTE by the time this day is done
06:11:16 MJ: That’s like 5 concussions in 3 hours
06:11:20 ER: lol
06:12:04 syv: The fuck is that?
06:12:13 ER: a pointy thing!
06:12:23 MJ: Bonesword?
06:13:12 MJ: Very 80s bathroom
06:13:19 ER: oof
06:13:24 syv: Knew it.
06:14:15 ER: why zombies gotta be so spastic
06:14:37 MJ: Relearning to walk is hard
06:15:19 syv: Realistic dialogue!
06:15:30 MJ: Honestly yeah.
06:15:44 syv: Oh yes, leave him riiight there
06:15:47 syv: Yep.
06:16:07 ER: pulls back half
06:16:20 ER: or not
06:16:31 MJ: Man that’s a lot of blood
06:17:04 syv: She's very efficient at pumping it back out of the cellar.
06:17:21 MJ: Ash is damn good at those against nature saving throws
06:17:48 syv: Against nature?
06:17:53 syv: Is this a 5e meme?
06:18:24 ER: nope
06:18:26 syv: God her accuracy sucks.
06:18:37 MJ: Nah. Like suggestion gives a saving throw if it goes against the targets nature
06:18:59 ER: grab the chainsaw!
06:19:21 MJ: Chainsaw hand?
06:19:29 ER: totally practical
06:19:53 syv: Chainsaw hand!
06:20:03 ER: of course, cu the barrel AFTER attahing it to you arm
06:20:05 MJ: How does he get it to rev?
06:20:25 ER: just never turn it off :P
06:20:30 syv: He hooks the handle on a protusion in his harness.
06:20:44 syv: You can see it, on his right side.
06:20:45 MJ: Ah
06:21:03 ER: now, how's he reload that shotgun
06:21:11 syv: Collection quest time, 1/6 pages gathered
06:21:34 ER: oh good, we gonna see slenderman?
06:21:37 syv: Same as he's done before, grip it under his shoulder.
06:22:34 MJ: That is the best weapon in the history of movies.
06:22:37 MJ: Chainsaw Hans
06:22:38 ER: skel
06:22:52 syv: 6/6! Quest complete!
06:23:00 syv: You may be right, MJ.
06:24:00 ER: get ye axe
06:24:04 MJ: That red and yellow work on her.
06:25:16 ER: [monkey noises]
06:25:32 syv: SWALLOW YOUR SOUL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL
06:26:23 ER: toot
06:26:56 syv: Hugs! :)
06:27:33 MJ: See they have two things in common. They’ve both murdered their significant other in the past few hours
06:27:36 ER: took this long for the treants to lumber the 10 feet up to the house
06:28:47 ER: lose 34d8 san
06:29:03 MJ: That hand is a dick
06:29:06 ER: dammit, hand
06:29:22 syv: No, but it has a lot of experience there.
06:29:34 MJ: Haha
06:30:24 ER: ded
06:30:29 ER: kek
06:30:58 ER: don't think we're in kansas anymore
06:31:02 MJ: “Ash was pretty sure he’d had better nights. But he’d also had much worse nights.”
06:31:18 Devastator: back.
06:31:32 syv: Movie's just about done.
06:31:54 Devastator: yeah, figured.
06:32:06 ER: ye olde
06:32:14 MJ: We had a pogrom against epileptics and that’s about it.
06:33:13 ER: HAIL
06:33:28 MJ: That neck armor is awful
06:33:48 ER: well, everyone was dead anyway, may as well move to the dark ages
06:33:56 MJ: We should totally watch Evil Dead III some time
06:33:59 MJ: That was amazing
06:34:09 syv: Probably not.
06:34:15 syv: I think this one is just the good one.
06:34:29 syv: But yeah, this one was amazing.
06:34:48 MJ: I think 3 has some good lines
06:34:57 MJ: Don’t know though
06:34:58 Devastator: Did you ever see it before, syv?
06:35:00 Devastator: III isn't bad.
06:35:09 syv: Nope.
06:35:13 Devastator: II is better, but III isn't bad.
06:35:15 Devastator: Damn.
06:35:17 Devastator: Well, welcome to the club.
06:35:27 MJ: I’d never seen this one before either
06:35:28 Devastator: Now you know why they keep making bad remakes.
06:35:32 Devastator: thoughts?
06:35:45 MJ: That was awesome
06:35:50 syv: Good film, very funny.
06:35:57 MJ: Just a great movie
06:36:56 MJ: They gave special thanks to Lulus lingreinie. I’m not sure why.
06:39:35 MJ: Hmm. I should go to bed. Though that was great
06:39:40 Devastator: thanks for watching.
06:39:43 syv: Night.
06:39:51 syv: Have nice dream.
06:39:55 ER: bye sweet
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06:40:14 syv: Sweet?
06:40:24 syv: I thought Dev was your girlfriend.
06:40:26 ER: sweet.
06:40:39 ER: but dev's not delicious
06:41:01 syv: Nonesense!
06:41:05 syv: He tastes like bacon.
06:41:17 ER: https://youtu.be/MJO27VQxnmM
06:41:36 ER: nah, goblins are more fishy
06:42:11 Devastator: I gotta agree with MJ.
06:42:19 Devastator: it's the best weapon in the history of movies.
06:44:22 Devastator: Lemme know if you want to watch some mellowlink.
07:04:25 syv: IMFDB just says the shotgun is a 1960s era Stevens.
07:04:47 Devastator: hmm.
07:06:51 syv: Apparently it changes in the next film.
07:08:08 Devastator: ahh.
07:08:42 syv: ...Though, dang the two look close.
07:09:00 syv: None of their example pics are good enough to actually differentiate.
07:09:07 Devastator: heh
07:09:18 Devastator: probably made a best effort, then.
07:09:35 Devastator: 99% identical.
07:13:38 ER: Not sure what Kit is trying to do with that action.
07:14:23 ER: If he sits still and just uses Whispers every turn I'm going to run out of ideas pretty fast.
07:17:36 Devastator: roll for mind loss?
07:17:44 Devastator: fire up PW's mechanical muse?
07:18:52 syv: Tell him to do something more interesting?
07:20:11 Devastator: no result?
07:23:26 syv: "Try again later"
07:24:00 Devastator: "Signs point to no."
07:27:48 ER: https://youtu.be/2nt3IgSHUjM
07:33:23 ER: laa la laaaaa
07:35:05 Devastator: da na na naaaaa.
07:48:27 ER: depends how well I roll. Let's see...
07:49:17 ER: lemmie just believe in the heart of the cards real quick
07:49:38 ER: noice
08:02:40 ER: alright, time to roll 17 times!
08:03:43 ER: dayum, that's a max roll on the third try.
08:03:50 syv: 14253524556616565
08:05:09 ER: what's recoil
08:05:28 syv: The consequence of dakka
08:17:38 ER: man, how's my system work again
08:18:45 syv: Which bit?
08:19:58 ER: The bit where I can shoot as many times as I want until the magazine's empty, and huge magazines exist
08:23:19 ER: ......
08:24:00 ER: I suppose there may be downsides to rolling a bunch of -2 skill checks
08:29:40 ER: may I ragequit from my own game?
08:29:43 ER: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/318/550/e2d.jpg
08:37:50 syv: Yes but it will make people unhappy.
08:38:44 ER: I'm just going to listen to soothing winter lantern singing and go to bed
08:39:28 ER: finish this horrorstory tomorrow
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19:05:06 Devastator: heya.
19:05:10 Devastator: Kaiju orders?
19:14:56 er: Maybe.
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20:33:02 Piecewise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ACao1gOPc
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23:32:47 er: ~
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