00:03:19 Piecewise: Ah, one of the weapon kits for the metal slug came today
00:03:33 Piecewise: it actually includes metal pieces for some parts
00:03:45 Piecewise: which is...pretty freaking unique among kits
00:11:55 Devastator: sounds like a really, really good model.
00:23:34 Devastator: "I do the crime, you get me off the hook. What part of this relationship is hard to understand?"
00:25:59 Piecewise: This is apparently the newest version of Noita if people wanna try it
00:26:19 Piecewise: I think its a good game but very hard
00:26:39 Piecewise: I don't know the context of that quote
dev
00:27:29 Devastator: Trump threw the guy who released the transcript of his shady dealings the other day.
00:27:40 Devastator: "Sure, I said it, but it's your fault I got in trouble for it!"
00:27:50 Devastator: that the explosion game?
00:34:26 Piecewise: Also that those creators might be watching my game because they have a fluid called worm blood that is hallucinogenic. Just like Dig
00:34:49 Piecewise: Also...I guess trump isn't wrong there
00:35:09 Devastator: Bet a buck he did it on trumps orders.
00:40:47 Piecewise: The ai in Noita is apparently smart enough to try and extinguish itself
00:41:03 Piecewise: but not smart enough to realize its trying to put itself out in whisky
00:55:47 ER: darla introduces herself, waits until alex turns his back, then runs away again
01:46:35 ER: yeah, all the songs in hotline miami are great, who knew
02:09:04 Piecewise: I'd be down for that
02:10:27 Devastator: ugh, super widescreen.
02:12:11 Devastator: getting my microphone.
02:14:25 Devastator: Do you need a link?
02:16:04 Devastator: well, assuming I can get the mic to wokr.
02:17:32 ER: should probably not watch too much
02:20:06 ER: I wish cortex command had this game's physics. :P
02:20:22 ER: though that game was very impressive back when I found it
02:22:17 Piecewise: I can explain things if you like
02:23:23 Piecewise: You cannot dig through most things with the starting wand
02:24:06 Piecewise:
Dev, if you hover your cursor over something, it will tell you waht it is in the left corner, by your item bar
02:25:36 Piecewise: Watch out for stuff on the ground
02:26:23 Piecewise: With flasks, right click to spray, left to throw the whole flask
02:27:30 Piecewise: reach the bottom of this level and you'll find a teleport to an area witha full heal and shop
02:28:46 Piecewise: There is a vampirism perk to heal by drinking blood
02:29:12 Piecewise: I don't think your shots are actually damaging the wood, just blackening it
02:30:23 Piecewise: The red barrel explodes, green barrel also explodes but leaves toxic sludge
02:31:53 Piecewise: Thats a wand or potion
02:32:34 Piecewise: I've never seen a healing potion
02:33:14 Piecewise: I think your lack of bombs might have got ya. But there should always be at least one way down.
02:33:36 Piecewise: I dunno if sludge kills you or just brings you to 1 hp
02:34:05 Piecewise: I mean, the wood burning opened a new way too
02:35:35 Piecewise: Careful, they have shotguns
02:35:53 Piecewise: Ok see the beige rock?
02:36:10 Piecewise: the teleporter is on that level
02:36:38 Piecewise: That thing has...questionable use
02:36:45 Piecewise: but you can throw it to deal lots of damage
02:37:51 Piecewise: I'm not sure if there is anything out this way
02:38:43 Piecewise: You can also drink liquids by pressing down
02:38:47 Piecewise: also no, no time limit
02:39:06 Piecewise: Depends on the liquid
02:39:13 Piecewise: blood with vampire perk heals
02:39:23 Piecewise: worm blood or fungus fucks you up
02:39:34 Piecewise: whisky...has predictable effects
02:40:07 Piecewise: I don't think there is fall damage
02:43:13 Piecewise: I have a map of the known world if you'd like to see it
02:48:27 Piecewise: You have to get to the save room
02:48:40 Piecewise: once there can edit wands
02:49:13 Piecewise: Ice shatters if shot
02:49:36 Piecewise: Also, you're gonna get fucking rekt mate
02:49:45 Piecewise: this is a pretty deep area
02:51:24 Piecewise: If you see a laser sight point at you, beware
02:51:35 Piecewise: the snipers have a lot of penetration
02:52:40 Piecewise: There is quite a large overworld with weird stuff in it
02:54:15 Piecewise: also, ya went and madethe eyeballs angry
02:57:17 Piecewise: Nothing is guaranteed
02:57:26 Piecewise: also gold despawns on a timer
02:57:57 Piecewise: The worm dug into the tree
02:58:32 Piecewise: its just really heavy
02:58:37 Piecewise: so you can bonk people
03:01:20 Piecewise: Yeah I think you can't die of toxic
03:02:40 Piecewise: just a heads up, some enemies can pick up and use wands too
03:08:44 Piecewise: also grab that other wand
03:10:10 Piecewise: You can get gold from that
03:10:28 Piecewise: you just have to dig into the thing
03:10:50 Piecewise: don't dig the gold particles because it destroys them
03:11:28 ER:
syv didn't respond to my discord message of new TH turn
03:11:30 Piecewise: I'd exit if I were you
03:11:43 ER: so he much be busy or sleeping
03:12:15 Piecewise: That wand with tons of the same spell would be good if you edited it right but wasn't as it was
03:12:44 Piecewise: You can via other things
03:12:50 Piecewise: teleport wands or potion for instance
03:13:01 Piecewise: at least not standard flight
03:13:32 Piecewise: mining is done by shooting the shit out of enemies and stealing their gold
03:14:13 Piecewise: makes enemies not attack you when they're coated in it
03:14:42 Piecewise: There was probably a flask of it in the chest
03:16:21 Piecewise: There are enemy patterns and actions. The "Kobolds" as you call them will hunt the ghoul things and other monsters
03:17:18 Piecewise: They have a shotgun!
03:17:42 Piecewise: The barrels usually won't blow up from kicks
03:18:02 Piecewise: Only when they cannot move
03:20:30 ER: okay I really gotta sleep though so
03:21:20 Piecewise: I reload and I see you angered the god of fire
03:22:28 Piecewise: heh,killed a ghoul with the mine cart
03:22:40 Piecewise: That is the outside world
03:22:46 Piecewise: you could probably dig out with bombs
03:24:37 Piecewise: coal burns pretty slow
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03:27:40 syv: Oh, izzat the wizard game you were playing?
03:28:56 syv: I'll watch once my comp boots up.
03:29:08 Piecewise:
Dev's almost at 2 health, time to finally start playing
03:29:34 Piecewise: Try firing the firebolt wand
03:29:40 Piecewise: it might have explosion
03:32:49 Piecewise:
Dev is fighting shot gun wielding kobolds over toxic waste
03:32:58 Piecewise: and dunked himself in teleport potion
03:33:04 syv: Well this sounds crazy awesome.
03:33:32 syv: I'm gonna guess the game has no multiplayer?
03:34:16 Piecewise: though they've talked about co-op in the future and it already handles multiple entities in the code
03:34:27 Piecewise: here's the newest version btw
03:35:05 syv: Oh, yay, a mysterious mega link, presumably off 4chan.
03:35:14 Piecewise: Its the one
dev is playing
03:35:25 Piecewise: thats the teleport out
dev!
03:36:14 Piecewise: sludge doesn't kill remember?
03:36:21 syv: I don't think shooting the garstorpit will help.
03:37:10 syv: Shoulda dropped the bomb into the toxic lake
03:37:12 Piecewise: It drains you to 1 hp
03:37:18 syv: Maybe drained it into a lower chamber.
03:38:49 Piecewise: Press I to edit your wands
03:38:59 syv: Aww, is there not cust--oh?
03:39:23 Piecewise: DO NOT LEAVE THE ROOM
03:39:31 Piecewise: IF YOU LEAVE THAT ROOM YOU CANNOT EDIT THEM
03:40:01 Piecewise: want to know what this stuff means?
03:40:20 Piecewise: Shuffle means the wand will cast a random spell in the list of spells on it
03:40:30 Piecewise: no means it will go in order
03:41:31 Piecewise: see the "Recharge time" on the wand?
03:42:44 Piecewise: Oh there's self damage
03:42:47 Piecewise: just not on all spells
03:43:08 Piecewise: I've killed myself several times that way
03:43:48 syv: "Sigh-v". Gah. I know you won't listen. -.-
03:44:07 Piecewise: So basically on wands there's cast time and recharge time. Cast time is the time between casts of the spells in the list, recharge is the time between ending one cycle of the list and starting the next
03:46:10 Piecewise: Some spells have more or less gravity on their effects
03:46:25 Piecewise: probably throwing you off
03:46:52 Piecewise:
Dev can only live on the edge
03:47:30 Piecewise: This is a coal mine, after all
03:49:59 Devastator: Shame you missed the first one.
03:50:15 Piecewise: Keep mind that these wands are randomly generated so they are often nonsensical. Like your current wand had triple cast but only one spell
03:50:51 Piecewise: Its through editing that you get stupid good stuff
03:51:14 Piecewise: there's also a perk to let you edit wands anywhere too, which is really good
03:52:03 Devastator: so you put like triple cast giant firebolt.
03:55:18 sy: I'd think you'd want to mix things. Firebolt, plus heavy bolt, plus laser or something.
03:55:33 sy: Get a nice spread, so you don't need to aim.
03:56:07 Devastator: haven't seen any lasers.
03:56:10 Devastator: how you doing,
syv?
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03:57:36 sy: I'm more or less never !!:D!!
03:57:46 sy: What are *you* doing awake?
03:58:09 sy: I guess I should post in Tactihell.
03:58:13 er: Are you hiding from me until I go to sleep? :p
03:58:33 er: Also, awake because cat was pestering me
03:58:50 sy: It's the weekend. Virtually every saturday I come online around 2330-2350.
03:59:19 sy: ...Has this somehow not been noticed?
03:59:40 sy: I guess sometimes I'm late, because I actually have to do work.
03:59:42 Devastator: I don't write this stuff down.
04:01:38 sy: Well yeah, but it's a pattern I've held for over a year. Close to two years? Humans are normally pretty good at catching patterns.
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04:02:17 Elastic_Ridicule: bah, let's just be here twice
04:02:22 Devastator: I do like today's smbc.
04:03:29 sy: Does the birdman have the ability and willingness to trade his teleport feathers?
04:05:46 Elastic_Ridicule: I can say it's physically possible!
04:06:04 Elastic_Ridicule: which is meta, but so is knowing that the feathers is something you want
04:09:59 sy:
Piecewise, what's the egg good for?
04:10:21 Piecewise: you'll see soon enough
04:20:08 Devastator: how is your kitty,
er?
04:20:16 Devastator: still a kitten or a kitty now?
04:20:36 Elastic_Ridicule: the one living in the basement with me now is an old cat
04:21:00 Elastic_Ridicule: who may be going blind and/or crazy
04:26:29 Elastic_Ridicule: hey I'll have to pay for that basement just as soon as I actually have money!
04:31:15 sy: You know, Alexander's conversation must seem strange to the others.
04:31:39 sy: "Fine, we won't hurt your spawn, but tell me about that tower."
04:31:48 Elastic_Ridicule: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
04:32:09 Elastic_Ridicule: "why does he understand that?"
04:32:43 sy: Clearly because god placed him here to act as a guide to these lost souls, and granted him the gift of understanding to facilitate that.
04:35:28 Elastic_Ridicule: welp, nobody else but scribe is going to do anything interesting until this conversation goes somewhere, better go into fast RP mode.
04:35:33 sy: Damn, I don't get anything for killing the graboid?
04:52:55 sy: I like Alexander, he's a fun character.
04:56:16 Devastator: nah, they do friendly-fire and deal 20 damage a shot.
04:57:02 Elastic_Ridicule: ah, just like nuclear throne
05:19:01 sy: How do I actually DRINK blood?
05:19:10 Elastic_Ridicule: hold down I think?
05:19:19 sy: Making blood isn't difficult, but ingesting it is proving difficult.
05:19:19 Elastic_Ridicule:
PW mentioned that
05:19:31 sy: Do I need like a swimming pool's worth?
05:19:32 Devastator: you can drink anything in arbritrary quantities.
05:40:01 Piecewise: For healing via vampirism you need a good amount
05:40:08 Piecewise: I jsut got really fucking far.
05:40:24 Piecewise: thanks to getting a great combo of perks and a shield spell
05:40:31 Piecewise: made me effectively immune to a lot of stuff
05:40:42 Piecewise: still ended up running straight for the bottom in the end
05:40:51 Piecewise: god those deep levels are insane
05:41:08 Devastator: what kinda spells did you have?
05:44:23 Piecewise: in the end, a concentrated light triple cast with explosive impact on a enhanced damage wand. Fucking end game critters barely flinched
05:44:42 Devastator: wands can have stuff like enhanced damage?
05:44:43 Piecewise: Here are some gifs captured during the run.
05:45:00 Piecewise: some wands have effects built in
05:45:06 Piecewise: Killing rats with a mine cart
05:46:51 Piecewise: My final wand. Note the recoil
05:47:43 Piecewise: Mysterious critter in the holy mountain
05:49:56 sy: Okay, the graboid is the best kind of bullshit.
05:50:21 Piecewise: [indiana jones theme gets very loud]
05:51:01 Piecewise: And look how much fugging gold you get from killing one bigger creature late game
05:51:35 Piecewise: Is the graboid the tentacle
sy?
05:51:40 Piecewise: Because I'm a fan of the tentacle
05:52:18 sy: No, it's the thing that hatches from the egg.
05:53:01 Devastator: where do they keep it all?
05:53:13 Piecewise: how big did he get for you?
05:54:05 Piecewise: He came in to "help" me once
05:54:36 sy: I've only gotten him to size 2, after the scroll.
05:54:47 sy: Also! I just managed to get the scroll without hatching him.
05:54:57 sy: Now to figure out what the hell the scroll is good for.
05:56:45 Piecewise: it does tons of damage
05:57:02 Devastator: kill the worm that way?
05:57:29 Piecewise: I think worm is mostly immune from environmental damage due to his movement style
05:57:40 Piecewise: but there are times where I'll be proceeding down and find the worm, dead
05:58:00 Piecewise: Enemies do attack him
05:58:12 Piecewise: but I'm never there to see how it happened
05:58:33 Piecewise: Its like how in the first level there's that fire wizard and you can sometimes track his path via the fires he leaves
05:58:44 Piecewise: shit is constantly happening
05:59:11 Piecewise: not sure how they manage it without causing CPU death
05:59:34 Devastator: 2d and no havok engine?
05:59:52 sy: Welp, scroll broke and I didn't even manage to hit anyone with it.
05:59:53 Piecewise: The "Falling Everything" engine they made and then built the game on must be quite well optimized
06:01:31 Piecewise: Well, good luck in your delving.
06:03:51 Elastic_Ridicule: cool, a magic SMG
06:06:09 Devastator: yeah, makes you do double damage and move faster.
06:10:33 sy: The bomb wand, at least the one I started with, has a recharge speed of 0.02
06:12:51 sy: Yes. The wand does. Not the element.
06:13:14 sy: Your base wand starts with two spark bolt elements, and it can fire both before needing to recharge.
06:14:30 sy: If you look at its stats, it'll have a cast delay--time between elements, I think--and recarge delay. Recharge delay is how long it takes to cycle back to the first one after you've used them all.
06:14:58 Devastator: never shot more than one bomb at a time, so didn't notice.
06:15:11 sy: Hmm, no, I think cast delay is how long it takes to go through the whole set?
06:15:35 sy: Anyway, since you can swap elements in the shop, swapping the base element onto the bomb wand results in a machine gun wand.
06:16:21 Devastator: well, until it runs out of ammo.
06:16:26 Devastator: thanks for the advice though.
06:17:07 sy: Mana regens pretty quick, and it has twenty shots.
06:17:27 sy: Even firing at the speed of regen, it's not all that much worse than the base want, really.
06:21:39 Elastic_Ridicule: ah, you die in one hit while polymorphed
06:24:09 sy: So, cement is neat, but also potentially quite dangerous.
06:24:28 sy: Accidentally buried myself in it, it hardened to concrete, whups!
07:01:44 Elastic_Ridicule: welp, too much of that game
07:18:57 sy: Spent half an hour just now messing with elements and wands.
07:19:17 sy: If you stack multicast effects, you can multicast multicasts.
07:20:32 sy: Some elements have *reductions* to charge and cast time, but generally these aren't helpful because they're utility (blood and concrete are the two I have). But, if you multicast multicasts to cast them at the same time as an attack element, like the basic spark bolt, you can get their reductions to apply to the useful element.
07:21:04 sy: So now I have a wand that seems to have the minimum recast and recharge speeds, and fires two inaccurate flaming sparkbolts every shot.
07:21:07 Devastator: I just shoot things.
07:21:28 sy: Though it only has 250 max speed shots before the blood runs out, which is two and a half seconds of fire.
07:23:24 sy: The primary disadvantage of this gatling gun wand is that I can't really see anything in the general direction I shoot it, because everything there is fire.
07:23:37 sy: The primary advantage negates that disadvantage, because everything is dead anyway.
07:50:42 Devastator: they contain super spells.
08:50:06 sy: I added lightning and a bouncy projectile to my doom gun.
08:50:37 sy: The bouncy stayed for awhile, and also went around corners, giving it a kind of lingering AoE effect in addition to an indirect effect.
08:50:47 sy: It killed everything trivially.
08:51:14 sy: At the end of a level, I decided to see if the lightning effect had any fun interaction with water. While I was in the water.
08:51:47 sy: I saw zaps going through the water randomly and thought "I wonder if those self-damage? Might as well try, the portal is right next to me."
08:51:59 sy: Turns out, it does a TON of self damage.
08:59:04 Devastator: got to the island in the sky.
09:03:48 sy: Is that a pre-entrance thing?
09:04:03 sy: I never found anything more interesting than the branch. How?
09:04:10 Devastator: teleported up above.
09:05:33 sy: You got something in the labyrinth then came out?
09:10:49 Devastator: agg, that was lava.
09:10:51 Devastator: thought it was blood.
10:01:33 sy: I had a labyrinth with a teleport flask right at the top, tried it out.
10:01:49 sy: Didn't find the floating island, but I did go over the mountain you start next to.
10:02:22 sy: Interesting stuff on the other side, though I didn't find much useful before dying. Mostly extra gold, and a new area.
10:25:24 sy: There's a chainsaw element.
10:37:33 sy: Okay, so after I got the chainsaw I used it to tunnel back up to the surface.
10:37:55 sy: Then I went and found a lake full of fish, and drank the entire lake to see if the fish would air-drown.
10:38:09 sy: It took two days and one night, but turns out, they don't.
10:38:19 sy: They just keep wiggling around on the ground.
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14:13:51 Piecewise: Nice to see people enjoying noita
16:45:51 Devastator: "You can tell this was made in 1985 because it look absolutely awesome even today."
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