00:24:57 Devastator: well, let me know if there's anything I can do.
00:26:24 syv: Sorry, but I can't define the list long-form. There's too many things you can't do.
00:26:42 Devastator: not can't do. Can not do.
00:27:20 ER: things he's unhelpfully doing now but could stop if you ask. :P
00:28:50 syv: You can not do everything you can't do.
00:30:25 syv: You can not do lots of things that you can do, which increases the list's size a bit, but the majority of the list of things you can not do are things you cannot do, so that's why I only listed the things you cannot do without adding the things you can do and can also not do.
00:30:53 syv: Though I suppose there's an even easier way to define the list.
00:30:59 Devastator: excellent and not a woodchuck in sight.
00:32:40 syv: Also, Wright writes "rite" right.
00:47:27 Devastator: no battle royale yet.
00:50:55 syv: Battle Royales are the worst genre.
00:52:02 Devastator: FPS Battle Arenas are better.
01:00:05 Devastator: also seemingly dead.
01:00:17 syv: The virtual keyboard I'm using on this phone right now has a function mode which changes the keyboard to show a bunch of secondary keys. Function keys, a square keypad, and special keys like "scroll lock" and "number lock". Neither of which seems to do anything.
01:01:22 syv: I have home and end, which work, but insert doesn't work. Which is sad, as I actually would use that.
01:01:52 Devastator: that would be useful.
01:03:21 Devastator: It's SysRq, so probably systems requirements or something.
01:04:10 Devastator: ahh, systems request.
01:04:23 syv: It seems to be for linux...?
01:05:43 Devastator: it basically does nothing it seems.
01:05:54 syv: Well, can't seem to use the commands listed in Wikipedia to do anything.
01:05:55 Devastator: unless you're using certain coding programs.
01:07:06 syv: Well the dictation function of this keyboard seems to work well. Okay wow actually that's really really good.
01:07:43 ER: oh yeah, I always forget that exists
01:08:30 syv: Flagellation. Alita turned into a wolf. Alita. Alita with a D dammit
01:09:15 Devastator: I have used scroll lock for a KVM a bunch of times.
01:12:15 Devastator: switch for switching what computer your keyboard and monitor are connected to.
01:13:49 syv: Ah. It does seem like a good key to bind other functions to.
01:14:26 ER: but don't you want to be able to lock your scrolling or whatever the hell that key does?
01:29:04 syv: For L4D2, Steam workshop has there's texture replacers. I have one that replaces the SR with an SVD, and that's great. You can also replace the Tank with Trump, replace the Uzi with a P90, and replace Ellis with 2B in a negligee.
01:31:37 syv: And though many things can be improved by adding tits, I'm unsure that "swamp hick" is one of those things.
01:31:39 ER: I feel like you could replace any characte in any game with 2B and have an improvement
01:32:31 ER: Sif's not human, he can stay
01:32:40 syv: Well, that's an interesting mental image.
01:32:52 syv: Isn't Sif female? I always think of Sif as female.
01:33:42 syv: Prequel isn't a game, it--wait. Oh yeah. The flashes.
01:36:11 syv: Hmm. I wonder if PS:T and N:A have similar plotlines.
01:36:28 syv: Both have the similarity of their protagonists wearing insufficient clothing.
01:36:36 ER: "why are all my memories gone and also why am I a girl combat robot"
01:36:59 Devastator: It's entirely concievable that still would be PS:T.
01:37:43 ER: is 2B's outfit insufficient?
01:37:49 Devastator: although it would make the whole scars thing be tougher.
01:38:04 syv: By most mothers' standards, I'd think so.
01:38:23 ER: you play as three characters
01:38:38 ER: 2B is still the best though
01:39:35 ER: I've heard the word but not tried to remember what it means
01:39:45 syv: Male equivalent of loli. The kid.
01:40:02 syv: Like half those songs you link have 2B holding him all tragic-like.
01:40:11 syv: Since it's Japanese, I presume they fuck.
01:40:41 ER: you'll just have to play it~
01:42:33 ER: also, not half the songs I link. I always use the same playlist
01:43:55 ER: also, the picture has A2 in the background!
01:48:18 syv: She occupies a limited role, is barely visible, and her physical form + relation to Quelaag is basically her entire function.
01:49:06 syv: She's only useful as a gutpunch to the player, and replacing her with a non-mutated notspiderperson would wholly defeat that.
01:49:27 syv: Plus she's already topless, so you can't really argue that 2B's better eye candy or something.
01:52:52 ER: the fair lady would only be improved by them actually finishing that part of the game
01:54:18 ER: sonic adventure 2 but shadow is replaced by 2b
01:55:15 Devastator: that'd be easily better.
01:56:53 ER: that game's plot still vaguely amuses me in how dumb it is
01:57:47 Devastator: and it'd be better with 2b in it.
02:01:16 ER: well yeah, we still haven't found a *game* that wouldn't be improved by adding 2B
02:01:53 ER: add 2B to dark souls without removing anything else, bam, batter game
02:02:47 syv: I know that's definitely a thing that exists already.
02:03:49 ER: eh, custom armor mods and such always have to replace something that's already there, right?
02:04:40 syv: Technically no but in effect yes.
02:05:59 ER: I don't think I've ever seen mods for the souls games which add new areas
02:06:22 ER: it seems pretty limited in terms of what is actually done
02:06:36 syv: It's ridiculously hard, but I think that's actually possible now?
02:07:41 ER: someone should make a level editor so that we can have infinite dark souls
02:21:09 Devastator: troll level dark souls.
02:21:44 ER: so, designed like the original?
02:33:57 Piecewise: Surge 2 is better than the first
02:34:13 Piecewise: Just a quick service announcement
02:34:29 ER: but I don't have a free surge 2
02:35:05 syv: Better than the first? But is it decent?
02:35:24 ER: also the other souls wannabe came out so I gotta figure out what's radder between exosuits and power tools and anime vampires
02:43:26 ER: which is again, souls with anime vampires
02:43:46 syv: Oh, I thought that released awhile ago
02:53:07 Piecewise: I'd say its a pretty good game so far, surge 2 that is
02:53:27 Piecewise: I'm actually enjoying it enough to keep playing it as opposed to burning out almost instantly like the first one
02:53:45 Piecewise: More fun armors this time, more interesting weapons
02:56:22 Piecewise: More varied environments too
03:08:17 Piecewise: They handle healing in an interesting way too
03:08:38 Piecewise: where you use "Battery" to heal but battery charges by dealing damage and goes down outside of combat
03:37:42 ER: ah yes, aggression mechanics
03:38:11 ER: to be fair surge 1 had an injectable powered by the energy bar too
03:48:57 syv: Repaint the eyes to be a reasonable size
03:56:25 ER: so
Piecewise, can you think of any games that wouldn't be improved by replacing every character with 2B?
03:57:23 syv: Now it's *every* character?
03:58:13 ER: guess I said any before, didn't I?
03:58:39 Devastator: yeah, quite a lot of games have at least some character who would serve to be replaced by 2B.
03:59:00 Piecewise: I don't think automata would benefit from it
03:59:47 ER: neir automata except everyone is 2B
04:00:28 Piecewise: Wouldnt' work as well as the original because then how can we have the adorable lovestory between 2b and 92
04:01:48 Piecewise: I dunno, did you play through all the endings
ER?
04:02:25 Piecewise: Did you feel the weight of the world?
04:02:55 Devastator: should have guessed.
04:02:58 ER: so yes, weight of the world
04:03:00 Devastator: F would be the sex ending. ;-p
04:03:20 Piecewise: I'd classify it as a love story. Albeit one that can be pretty tragic depending on the ending
04:03:21 syv: F. For Fucking. Of course.
04:03:32 Piecewise: I forget what ending F is....
04:03:42 Devastator: more tragic than.. what was sekiro or whatever?
04:03:50 Devastator: love kills everyone on the planet, and the planet itself?
04:05:26 Piecewise: Ending [F] is mission [f]ailed for dying to the first boss
04:05:58 syv: Sekiro definitely isn't a love story, it's a... blind idiotic loyalty story?
04:06:03 Piecewise: There are 26 endings, but only a-e are "True" endings
04:06:27 Devastator: eh, I forget the name, the one with the world-destroying clumsy girlfriend.
04:06:30 ER: one of them you eat a fish and die
04:07:46 Devastator: more tragic than a show.
04:07:56 ER: well, automata is an anime, right? ;P
04:07:57 syv: Did
Dev watch an anime without us?
04:08:05 Piecewise: [j] is "Bad [j]udgement"
04:08:13 Piecewise: for killing an important NPC
04:08:31 syv: Also, Saikano is on my anime list, near the top of "random things
Piecewise suggested".
04:09:10 syv: Why do these letters have English relations, when it's a Japanese game?
04:09:48 Devastator: ..because Japanese doesn't have an alphabet that works that way?
04:11:12 Piecewise: Japanese love english
04:11:20 Piecewise: X is ""Time to Rela[X]"
04:11:58 Piecewise: and it results from abandoning a story quest by just running off. The ending says you decide to take a walk. Its nice but the person you were supposed to help got killed.
04:13:16 ER: yeah, think the only ones I got were the mission failure and the fish
04:13:33 Piecewise: There is that one where Emil destroys the earth
04:17:53 Piecewise: Remember to become as gods
04:19:52 Piecewise: THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
04:21:09 syv: Odd that of the two of you,
ER was the first to bring up asses.
04:21:23 Devastator: played it more recently.
04:21:32 syv: Bacon Eggs Dogs > Ass Gods
04:26:32 ER: anyway, make sure to play automata despite the fact
PW appears to like it
04:27:45 syv: Should I play it before Dark Souls 3?
04:28:47 Piecewise: Oh and make sure not to remove your OS chip
04:29:03 Piecewise: Also, don't challenge the CEO of sony
04:29:15 ER: you'd need the DLC for that
04:29:24 Devastator: also, read A Beginner's Guide,
PW.
04:29:37 ER: I don't like DS3 as much,
syv
04:29:50 ER: maybe because I'm bad at it tho
04:34:22 syv: Doesn't look that hard, just spam dodge.
04:34:32 Devastator: Armstrong better fight. ;-p
04:34:38 ER: that's generally what you want to do
04:34:59 syv: Also, you claim it's not a game that's just about robot butt, but that video does not help your case.
04:35:19 ER: I don't remember much robot butt
04:36:32 syv: Yes but you seem to be asexual, so your opinion doesn't count.
04:37:31 Piecewise: That outfit is actually dlc. Its the outfit of a character from the original Neir
04:37:36 Devastator: It's not all robot butt, but there's robot butt.
04:38:36 Piecewise: Also, you can say "Just spam dodge" but we'll see how you fair when you play it
04:38:46 Piecewise: because you can say the same about DS
04:40:46 ER: I mean, in nier you can just hold down the pod shoot button while doing whatever
04:41:08 ER: so you could theoretically just mash dodge and hold shoot
04:41:20 syv: ...Does that actually win fights?
04:41:40 ER: dunno, I like hitting things with spears too much to try it.
04:47:07 syv: Can Ekrov use blood from Saeko for his sculpture?
04:47:17 syv: Because she had that anger spirit or whatever in her...?
04:47:34 Devastator: dunno. She fought it off, but I don't know if she ever 'was possessed'
04:47:47 Devastator: but she would have fought off an attempt to possess.
04:53:18 syv: How does one go about asking the girl you're crushing on to give you her blood?
04:54:01 ER: hey mate wanna give me a vial of your blood
04:55:21 Devastator: tell her you need it for a sculpture.
04:55:28 Devastator: after all, you looted that head, no problem.
04:56:02 syv: It doesn't say how much blood is required.
04:56:26 ER: "hey, you like science, right?"
04:56:27 syv: Maybe Ekrov could run up to her, bite her hand really hard, then run away with bloodied teeth.
04:57:07 Devastator: tell her you want to know if it sparkles.
04:57:34 ER: if she says yes to that, immediately slash with knife and then do whatever sculptor instincts say
04:57:53 Devastator: it'd go tink on her gloves.
04:58:02 Devastator: she's wearing a shitload of armour.
04:58:53 syv: Need to bite her face then, I guess.
05:13:52 ER: frick it, I'm playing hotline miami again
05:14:22 Devastator: won't complain about that.
05:29:22 ER: a game that as far as I know perfectly captures the feeling of florida
05:41:53 Devastator: lots of being hot, casual wear, and shootin guns?
05:45:01 syv: There's not even all that much being hot in Florida. Most people crank the AC up and freeze their air.
05:50:33 ER: hotline totally authintic florida simulator
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11:40:10 er: That's right I got like 2 hours sleep!
11:40:39 er: Probably shouldn't do that.
17:01:16 Devastator: anything going on today,
Piecewise?
17:03:04 Piecewise: Oz finally grabbed the cursed knife
17:04:26 Devastator: well, pretty good job keeping away from it so long.
18:05:39 Devastator: at least they're getting a little better at mixing in CGI, but goddamn it it still looks bad to me.
18:06:38 Devastator: I'd be willing to watch it..
18:08:13 Devastator: biometal's good stuff.
18:09:54 Devastator: As per the stock idea, I don't think I have enough mana for 60 spells.
18:10:02 Devastator: so.. maybe 10 for one stat instead?
18:10:27 Devastator: since I have speed they would even work better.
18:10:38 Devastator: would that go over ok,
Piecewise?
18:14:19 Devastator: of course, maybe just a bigger spell and trying to enchant a bunch of rings would work ok.
18:14:47 Devastator: I do have a good end stat, after all, maybe try for like three d10s?
18:45:23 Piecewise: they'd probably like Str or End
18:45:29 Piecewise: since those tend to be warrior stats
18:45:40 Devastator: Str and End are likely. But speed should be useful enough since it's better.
18:45:55 Devastator: so three then. one for str and one for end and one for speed because it'll be a much bigger buff.
18:46:15 Devastator: Although, to be honest, I'd expect to be able to sell someone on kno, too, because it's the crafting stat.
18:48:50 Piecewise: Any would sell really
18:48:56 Piecewise: but if we're selling it to mercs
18:54:13 Devastator: makes sense with all the mercs in town.
18:59:02 Devastator: ok, posted. Thanks.
19:11:14 Devastator: hmm, personalized stuff.
19:11:17 Devastator: I'll add a bit for that.
19:11:49 Devastator: if there's someone in town who wants something special and has good money for it, I'll take it. I'll help get stuff for the expedition or pay back
syv's char in part.
19:11:56 Devastator: or maybe someone has an invoker word or something.
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19:46:26 er: Hey, if I turn my arm to lead for a moment in order to punch someone really hard, is that str or end?
19:48:43 Piecewise: turn to lead or coat in lead?
19:49:02 Piecewise: I think str is specifically just "melee magic"
19:49:25 Piecewise: so if it falls under melee attacks, I think Str works
19:50:57 er: Accelerate arm, arm turns into a heavier material, magic kinetic energy from "nothing"!
19:51:46 Devastator: Yes you can generate energy with magic.
19:51:53 er: So like, either works, but complete conversion will be stronger.
19:51:56 Devastator: and yeah, str for melee magic.
19:52:33 er: What if I want to make my skin hard to deflect a specific attack?
19:54:12 Piecewise: I'd say str if its just for a moment, but end if you wanna do it for any period of time over a second or two
19:57:05 er: Well, between that and poison, then.
19:57:26 er: Was thinking of good old garstopit earlier today.
19:58:07 Devastator: I need a reminder for that one.
19:58:57 er: The simplest way of killing someone is to run up to them and shout garstopit repeatedly.
20:00:01 er: Was the first deadly word found in perplexicon, and was public knowledge.
20:00:45 Devastator: I think Oz has that.
20:01:50 er:
Piecewise, is sunlight some kind of special material or just light?
20:02:11 er: Suppose it might be helpful.
20:02:44 Piecewise: Its sunlight, but the intensity can be varied between "oh thats pretty bright" to "Melting flesh"
20:04:08 Devastator: will saeko have to start worrying about causing panic if she buys any +3s?
20:05:20 er: Can you think of a relevant use for the honey material,
Dev?
20:06:41 Devastator: I'd like it, sugar and food is nice.
20:06:47 Devastator: plus you can use it to break solid stuff.
20:07:04 Devastator: it's not so good for scrying, though.
20:08:13 er: Wait, I need to touch something to transmute it usually, right? But if I want to do that offensively, it might fall under melee spells.
20:10:23 Devastator: it might be easier if you touch it.
20:14:49 Piecewise: Honey is low cost for a lot of it
20:14:59 Piecewise: compared to metals and such
20:15:55 Devastator: ..will I be able to expand precious metals ok?
20:16:43 Devastator: I think I remember a d8 spell tripling a pile of fish. Same thing for any reasonable amount of precious metal?
20:16:54 Devastator: ..also that was without strengthen.
20:16:57 Devastator: ahh, well, won't worry about it.
20:17:50 Devastator: until I want to gild something or do something with it.
20:24:56 er: Toss a blob of honey the size of a basketball at their head.
20:27:01 er: Do you know if chocolate is poison to birds?
20:28:26 er: Almost wanted to share a bit of cookie with a crow I saw, but no point befriending the bird by poisoning it to death. :v
20:31:50 er: Only poison to mammals or something?
20:32:48 Devastator: it's basically a dog allergy.
20:33:09 er:
Piecewise, can I use Toxin to make myself immune to poison?
20:34:07 Devastator: looks like it is toxic, actually
20:34:15 Devastator: I wouldn't worry about a tiny amount of it.
20:34:52 Devastator: I know my dog got into chocolate a few times, and went to great lengths to do so, but didn't get sick from it. I wouldn't have fed him it, but he was fine.
20:35:42 er: It was chocolate chips, so fairly large chunks of it, and a bird has a lot less body mass than a dog.
20:37:21 Devastator: yeah, a bunch of them probably would be bad then.
20:37:39 Devastator: dunno how toxic 'toxic' is, though.
20:38:02 Devastator: but a cookie bit that touched chocolate chips should be ok.
20:38:49 er: I'll have to GPS tag one, feed it a chocolate chip, and see if it dies.
20:40:52 er: How much chocolate do you figure alida can handle?
20:41:08 Piecewise: You can use toxin to make yourself immune, yes
20:41:12 Piecewise: though it would be end
20:41:23 Piecewise: can't really immune yourself for a second and hope it works
20:42:10 Devastator: maybe if you had 'blood' too.
20:42:13 er: With the size difference, the lethal dose might be the same between human and horizontal wolf forms.
20:42:16 Devastator: then it'd clean the blood.
20:43:18 er: How big a die for permanent immunity to poison in general? :v
20:43:29 er: Might be worth picking up ..
20:46:17 Devastator: Judging by my dog, who was perfectly fine after eating about half a kg of chocolate rabbits (except for vomiting up the tinfoil), I'd say at least 1% of her body mass. She could probably handle 10+kg of chocolate.
20:49:50 Piecewise: Permanent poison ie all posions?
20:50:07 Piecewise: specific toxins would be pretty cheap, d6
20:50:41 Piecewise: but keep in mind if you do that drugs won't work on you
20:50:50 Piecewise: you could drink bleach and be fine
20:51:03 Piecewise: the total toxin resistance I mean
20:51:26 er: Just cast toxin on myself to intoxicated myself if I need that ;p
20:51:46 Devastator: ..wouldn't that take like a lot more power than it normally would?
20:55:49 er: Hmm. Toxin's probably the most versatile option for me.
20:56:56 er: If I'm immune, I can toxisplode whole rooms
20:57:20 er: Might be able to use it to paralyze people and such too
20:59:58 Devastator: Just make yourself immune to some specific toxin.
21:00:04 Devastator: and then you can still toxisplode whole rooms.
21:01:10 er: Probably won't immediately jump for immunity anyway.
21:01:22 Devastator: why not? specific immunity is d6.
21:02:40 Devastator: yeah,
PW said above.
21:02:53 er: Well, I don't actually know specific poisons.
21:03:38 er: Toxin in perplexicon was a cloud of stuff that pretty much instantly starts tearing people apart.
21:03:48 er: Is that something specific?
21:04:15 Devastator: that might be what you get if you summon some 'toxin' with endurance.
21:04:36 Devastator: I'm sure you could render yourself immune to that specific toxin the same way, even if you don't know exactly what it is.
21:07:26 er: Make myself immune to garstopit, basically
21:11:21 er: Now, I predict that naturegirl will ask what garstopit is.
21:17:40 er: I would have made that a jojo reference but I couldn't figure out how to phrase it so that it both makes sense and is a recognizable reference, so I didn't.
21:25:15 Devastator: no, didn't question garstopit, heh.
21:28:49 Devastator: Is that black metal stuff I retrieved from the airship biometal?
21:28:56 Devastator: I haven't formally examined it yet.
21:29:52 er: The one time I voice my prediction and it's wrong.
22:10:40 Devastator: enough k-com work, got everyone lined up.
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22:25:26 ER: why does the little box in tumblr which you can use to submit questions have a character limit
22:26:04 ER: it's too low for me to even ask nine questions in one post though! D:
23:18:33 Devastator: ...apparently watermelons are 'leaves' according to DF.
23:20:05 Devastator: hey, giant wombat meat, bloted tuber, plump helmet and quarry bush leaves.
23:22:49 Devastator: not doing much hunting with this fort.
23:22:53 Devastator: savage jungle wilds.
23:22:58 Devastator: alligators and hippos and carp.
23:23:03 ER: how do you think giant animal meat tastes?
23:23:06 Devastator: although I heard carp got nerfed.
23:23:17 Devastator: like regular meat but either more stringy or more farry.
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