00:49:41 Devastator: You're a fey mood dwarf jeweller, pick a better gem than the minimum value kind.
00:50:13 Devastator: I have a big pile of raw gems with x20 value, and you skip them to pick an x3.
01:22:47 Piecewise: Dwarves work in mysterious ways
01:31:05 Devastator: 4800 dwarfbux perfect pink jade.
01:37:37 Piecewise: What do dwarves trade in?
01:37:48 Piecewise: do you create your own coins?
01:37:58 Piecewise: can you make uranium coins and poison the elves?
01:49:17 Devastator: you can make coins.
01:49:28 Devastator: We do have a pile of lead, though.
01:49:36 Devastator: good old selling booze in lead barrels.
01:53:31 Devastator: as for what this fort trades, basically bone crafts and lead toys.
01:59:08 Devastator: But yeah, lead crafts.
01:59:22 Devastator: I'll probably put a pile of gems on some more of them.
02:01:19 Devastator: but what we really have as an issue is this fort has no weapons-grade metals.
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02:16:17 MidJag: oh we got a fey mood
dev?
02:24:27 Devastator: the miner made something first.
02:24:58 Devastator: a slate statue of a troll.
02:28:15 Piecewise: Fey mood is just all that lead finally kicking in
02:28:34 Piecewise: Are dwarves susceptible to lead poisoning?
02:28:50 Piecewise: Or do they all just die of violence before it comes into effect
02:29:14 Devastator: They're not susceptible to lead poisoning.
02:29:23 Devastator: But the curse of the Mountain King remains in effect.
02:30:37 MidJag: Slates rather heavy isn't it?
02:30:51 Devastator: Yes, but lead is somewhat heavier.
02:31:25 MidJag: So has the fortress found anything but lead and silver?
02:32:10 Devastator: haven't been looking.
02:33:58 MidJag: How's the rest of the fort going?
02:34:10 Devastator: loads of immigrants.
02:34:51 Devastator: welp, that'll trade for the dwarf caravan.
02:35:31 Devastator: one 3000 dwarfbuck dog bone sceptre.
02:36:36 Devastator: could bring it up on stream.
02:36:46 MidJag: I would actually really like that.
02:37:50 Devastator: no microphone, it's not plugged in.
02:39:41 MidJag: Huh, so now the jewelry says who made each piece of the item>
02:43:28 Devastator: best copper ore's tetrahedrite, right?
02:45:49 Devastator: see those steel bars?
02:46:37 MidJag: Was there any copper ore?
02:47:04 Devastator: nope, but some weapons.
02:47:13 Devastator: prolly melt them down.
02:47:49 Devastator: wow, that's an expensive shield.
02:48:14 Devastator: no better than wood, so it'll get turned into weapons or armour.
02:48:28 Devastator: can afford it, though, made a lot of crafts.
02:48:46 MidJag: We are essentially a merchant corps at this point.
02:49:02 MidJag: We just sell shiny things in exchange for sharp things
02:52:26 MidJag: The traders must have a much easier time whenever they go to one of these fortresses, they leav with all the heavy stuff and come back with about 3 really really nice trinkets.
02:58:31 Devastator: damn terrible trader. ;-p
03:00:04 Devastator: yeah, zero for negotiation skills.
03:00:09 Devastator: ok, going to pause it here for tonight.
03:00:20 Devastator: I'll get it done sometime during the following week.
03:00:36 Devastator: also, built a tavern.
03:02:09 Devastator: oh well, if I have trouble with getting stuff together, I'll just move the gem bin there.
03:02:16 Devastator: you may want to examine those bins in particular.
03:02:46 Devastator: spent far, far too much effort on them.
03:03:19 Devastator: it's incredibly difficult to make sure a specific bin goes to a specific stockpile.
03:03:53 Devastator: oh well, how are you doing today?
03:05:41 MidJag: Not bad, been busy. But not bad
03:06:33 Devastator: have a few much-needed days off.
03:06:46 Devastator: working two-ish jobs at once is a pain.
03:07:40 MidJag: Ah, yeah, sounds rough.
03:53:56 Devastator: so what should be done with those steel bars?
03:55:50 Devastator: tbh, I really wish I could like make steel long swords.
03:55:56 Devastator: they'd be better per bar.
03:59:55 MidJag: Hmm, maybe an even mix of swords and axes?
04:00:09 MidJag: Get a spear or two maybe?
04:00:48 Devastator: 2 axes, 2 spears, 2 swords.
04:00:53 Devastator: I can make silver hammers.
04:02:14 MidJag: Maybe a silver maul or something?
04:03:26 Devastator: I think mauls are large enough to actually require two hands.
04:04:00 MidJag: If we can get a human then it might work.
04:10:43 Devastator: we have lotsa humans.
04:12:36 MidJag: Can we give them weapons?
04:13:54 Devastator: they have their own.
04:14:06 Devastator: Also, are all blunt weapon users.
04:27:05 MidJag: Well I should go to bed.
04:28:41 Devastator: had one more thing for you.
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04:55:04 Devastator: Test description: Previous tests showed adamantine slicing through copper like butter. Likewise with copper swords the knights should just end up rubbing butter all over the Adamantine clad Uber Dwarf. Will Uber Dwarf emerge victorious this time?
04:55:14 Devastator: Looks like for weapon choice, whatever desired is good.
04:55:20 Devastator: and warhammers are worse than normal weapons.
05:17:29 Devastator: will be busy tomorrow, got to update kaiju-com and have some chores.
05:17:35 Devastator: back at work Tuesday.
05:17:52 Piecewise: Probably going to bed soon
05:22:50 Piecewise: You didn't see shit~
05:23:19 Piecewise: not because you are blind, but because my presence here is entirely text based
05:23:25 Piecewise: Also because you're blind
05:24:51 Devastator: Can't I comment metaphorically via the primary information gathering method of humankind?
05:25:17 Devastator: Unless, of course, you'd prefer me to "Smell ya later!"
05:28:53 Piecewise: You smelt nothing either!
05:29:18 Piecewise: Your conversation is a cavalcade of lies!
05:30:26 Devastator: Hey, isn't it written in the scriptures that he who hath smelt it be also he that hath dealth it?
05:41:53 Devastator: huh, a musical instrument created from forgotten beast silk.
05:42:14 Devastator: "the bellows is made from flashing sparks"
06:45:06 Devastator: "You have struck red diamond"
06:45:40 Devastator: 'this is a rough red diamonds' value 180.
06:57:52 Devastator: didn't hit the ~5% chance of getting a large red diamond.
06:58:08 Devastator: or the ~0.7% chance of getting, say, a red diamond bracelet.
07:03:16 Devastator: I found another one on the next Z-level.
07:03:24 Devastator: Stop founding these forts in south africa.
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16:45:33 ER: Don't mineral veins cover multiple z-levels normally?
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