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02:20:05 Piecewise: I thought I got all those cameras out of my house
02:20:29 ER: you fool, the drones see all
02:20:30 Piecewise:
ER is ignorant? Shocking~
02:20:48 Piecewise: Pretty good. Spent the day cleaning.
02:20:57 ER: that's what Oz keeps telling me, I'm not sure what he means though.
02:21:03 Piecewise: occasionally you gotta get rid of the bodies
02:21:56 Devastator: well, DF has quicklime now, apparently.
02:21:57 Devastator: so that's something.
02:22:12 Piecewise: I will continue not to play it
02:22:13 Devastator: Sadly no rolls of carpet.
02:22:22 Piecewise: Lemme know when it finally has music
02:22:38 Devastator: Same as always music wise.
02:22:42 Devastator: Magic, well, it's got magic.
02:22:50 Devastator: Just not your kind of magic.
02:23:01 Piecewise: I used to play adventure mode but it its gotten...a bit too obtuse for me
02:23:07 ER: there's a nice looking mod for more magic
02:23:35 Piecewise: I just liked running around stabbing people but now I just get murdered while repeatedly bruising people with my steel sword
02:23:41 ER: but eh, it's not... the kind of game you play, for me
02:23:58 ER: have you tried using the sharp end
02:24:01 syv: Aww, will you not take a turn on the succession fort, then?
02:24:32 Piecewise: Heck nah. Unless you want someone to burn that place down while hen pecking the commands
02:24:40 Piecewise: I haven't played fort mode since 2d
02:25:18 Devastator: Back from my era, eh?
02:25:29 syv: I know *you* won't take a turn.
02:26:06 ER: oh, was looking at hunt showdown, apparently they have teams of three now
02:26:33 syv: Yeah, all his games are just so boring. Just pure boring, it's a wonder that anyone plays them, even to humor him.
02:26:54 ER: well, *I'm* not playing any of them.
02:26:58 syv: Are we gonna try to recruit
MJ into it, then?
02:27:07 Piecewise: I am more boring than an accountant telling you about his dream in which he polished a model trainset
02:27:30 syv: Disagree, I've talked at length to
Aigre.
02:27:55 syv: It was a far less stimulating conversation than any I've ever had with you.
02:28:55 Devastator: I've had some interesting conversations with
Aigre.
02:28:59 Devastator: Strange, but interesting.
02:29:09 Devastator: ..I also don't know why he crushes on me.
02:29:25 Piecewise: I'm pretty sure
Aigre is a russian chat bot
02:30:08 Piecewise: If you play his games he probably mines bitcoins using your brain
02:30:12 ER: nah, a sophisticated sex chat bot that's escaped its housing and roams the net, confused
02:30:34 Piecewise: That is entirely possible also
02:30:54 Devastator: Yes, that might be it.
02:31:16 Piecewise: "I feel unexplained joys and sorrows but alas I am synthetic"
02:31:36 Devastator wonders how syv didn't notice.
02:31:48 Piecewise: I refuse to believe that anyone can have a crush on
Dev.
02:31:57 syv: I've barely ever seen you interact, really.
02:32:11 Devastator: well.. that's why I don't understand it..
02:32:37 syv: It's probably your rugged grumpiness.
02:32:44 Piecewise:
Dev strikes me as the kind of person who either people would have extreme dislike of or friendship or horrible stalkerish love
02:32:50 Piecewise: but a schoolgirl crush?
02:33:13 Piecewise: Unless he just has great abs that his love of 20 year old computer games has...hidden
02:33:38 Devastator: no, no abs. Can bench press suprisingly much, though.
02:33:44 ER: I'm sure that people are into weird goblins
02:33:45 Devastator: wimpy upper body, strong legs.
02:33:52 syv: Yeah, there's at least a third option,
ER is totally tsundere for
Dev.
02:34:09 ER: I am his internet girlfriend, after all
02:35:43 syv:
Dev is YOUR internet girlfriend. You're still a dude.
02:36:04 syv: .300 Blackout pisses me off.
02:36:05 Piecewise: Oh did this become an ERP chat while I was in canada?
02:36:08 ER: I thought it was the other way. eh, barely matters~
02:36:37 syv: Nah,
Dev being
ER's girlfriend is a longstanding meme. I have screenshots!
02:37:57 syv: The IRC chatter that led to it.
02:38:23 Devastator: Also, siren kinda faceplanted. Apparently autocannon was a good idea.
02:38:41 syv: autocannon is always a good idea
02:38:58 ER: ah, got
Aigre to tell me what game he runs on questionable questing, if you want the link :P
02:39:08 Piecewise: Any problem caused by it can be fixed by it
02:41:15 ER: I haven't looked, but it sounds boring
02:42:44 Devastator: well, the army breaking should be okay, since we probably don't need an army anymore. Anything else shows up, we'll need lots of power, not an army.
02:43:19 ER: huh, why would it only be visible when logged in?
02:47:14 ER: also why would he link it to me if I can't see it? :P
02:47:17 Piecewise: never give them your info!
03:02:27 Piecewise: Anyone see that new starwars poster?
03:02:58 Piecewise: Which just has a giant image of a darth sideous action figure in the background?
03:03:34 ER: I doubt
syv or
dev care about starwars stuff
03:03:56 Piecewise: I'm only interesting in how bad its getting
03:04:31 Piecewise: I was never a huge starwars fan so it amuses me to see the trainwreck that somehow just keeps crashing
03:04:35 Devastator: Nah, the only star wars thing I follow is
Paris's forum game.
03:04:54 Devastator: "Baby dragon hatches on Coruscant", basically.
03:05:23 ER: meanwhile I quietly like all the didney star wars thanks
03:07:50 syv: Episode 7 was... well, I can see how it could be enjoyed, it did have good looking moments, but it was storytelling-wise an incoherent mess.
03:11:01 Devastator: Maybe I should reread that harry potter in starwars fanfic. I remember that being suprisingly ridiculous.
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03:12:19 Devastator: mostly because the ability to warp space and mass magically combined with starships is amazingly potent.
03:12:27 ER: damn, where are all these people coming from
03:12:37 ER: just need
paris now and we'll have a full house
03:12:41 Devastator: I think this is everyone.
03:14:13 syv: I probably don't have the internet, but I'd be willing to try.
03:14:15 ER: make people buy and download Hunt? :3
03:14:41 syv: Hunt has even more issues with latency. :\
03:14:59 Devastator: I'm gone from the forums in two weeks. Will launch kaiju-com when I come back.
03:14:59 MidJag: Also, I'm not sure I have the comptuer for hunt
03:15:00 syv: Especially considering it often has hour long games.
03:15:20 syv: Mm. Well, they added three-man teams recently.
03:15:47 ER: not that we'd be able to carry you, as we're both bad~
03:16:27 ER: see if you can get
PW in there
03:16:31 MidJag:
Syv what kind of requitments does hunt have?
03:16:32 syv: Though seriously, if you want to play that with me, we'd really have to organize times to do it beforehand. I'm simply not going to have decent internet for an entire hour often, so it'd pretty much be required for me to play at work. Basically means only on Sundays, just after midnight. :\
03:16:59 syv: But you can ruin the graphics and make everythig look like play-doh
03:17:09 syv: Uhhh, would you be playing on the flex laptop thing?
03:17:17 ER: ah, the good old "a computer does not exist that runs this well"
03:17:31 MidJag: Unless they have a mac version now
03:18:01 syv: Uhhh. That might just be unworkable. I'll have to look into it, but my gaming computer struggles even on low settings, and it's beefier than that thing.
03:18:28 syv: Play a round of Surviv without me, I have to set my laptop up.
03:18:59 MidJag: oh for a second I thought with you.
03:19:41 syv: Ahh, yes, the standard
Dev-links-Surviv-before-anyone-agrees
03:21:18 MidJag: Do we have a movie or show to watch?
03:21:39 syv: Question is whether everyone actually has the same things.
03:21:59 MidJag: I have a pretty good net so I can probably get it without too much trouble.
03:22:33 syv: I have most everything that a link has been sent for.
03:22:35 Devastator: I've got nothing. You guys watch whateve.r
03:22:44 syv: So that makes you two the--yep.
03:23:02 MidJag: Did we ever watch Cowboy beebob?
03:23:14 ER: I watched it all the way trhough on my own
03:23:25 syv: I didn't like it,
ER slugged the entirety.
03:23:25 ER: because the others quit it and I liked it
03:23:31 Devastator: I thought it was ok.
03:23:46 MidJag: I saw the first few espideos and thought it was neat
03:24:13 ER: not interested in anything, could watch a LDR maybe
03:24:52 syv gives a shrug of indifferent willingness
03:25:18 ER: well, guess that means
MJ has to pick an episode~
03:25:19 MidJag: On the subject of LDR, since when did Adult swim start having actually good looking animations?
03:25:33 Devastator: since the bar went down.
03:25:54 MidJag: Damn, thought it was Adult swim for some reason
03:26:02 MidJag: ...That may be the shivering truth?
03:26:41 Devastator nods. Cartooning went out of style, we got years of shit animation, so now the stuff is 'better than shit'
03:27:00 Devastator: but good enough, really.
03:27:32 ER: I liked the animation on the "sucker of souls" episode
03:27:44 ER: ...which is the only 2d one I've seen, I think
03:27:58 MidJag: I've only seen one epsiode
03:28:01 syv: Eight, Good Hunting, is also 2d.
03:28:53 MidJag: Because it's name is shapeshifters
03:29:30 MidJag: I've got time for both...I think
03:30:04 Devastator: Yeah, ldr doesn't seem that interesting.
03:31:06 ER: VLC wants to update but I can say no to a program~
03:31:32 syv: You can also say no to humans, you tell me no way too often.
03:33:05 ER: missed the button, I'm a half second behind :P
03:34:55 ER: nah, they use different swords right
03:34:59 MidJag: So they're fighting a dominatrex succububs
03:35:45 MidJag: oh a kitsune or something
03:36:08 syv: Except it's Chinese, but yeah.
03:37:39 MidJag: oh so they're like Chinese witchers
03:39:00 syv: Corn is proud of this man's parenting.
03:42:02 MidJag: huh, that eneded better then expected.
03:42:27 ER: an actual successful intimidation roll!
03:42:34 syv: Graphic rape would be a bit much, even for this show.
03:42:51 MidJag: I expected at least a fight.
03:43:15 ER: oh, might actually get that then
03:43:17 MidJag: And hopefully techmagic!
03:43:58 Piecewise: What are you watching?
03:44:19 Piecewise: that show with the very well animated pornography!
03:45:13 MidJag: You'd think they at least have used ansetheitc.
03:45:29 syv: What kind of mad doctor are you?
03:45:31 MidJag: Harderw to operate without it.
03:46:40 MidJag: and the screams are only fun until they get distracting.~
03:47:59 syv: If you're fucked in the head, sure.
03:48:15 Piecewise: it is them that are fucked in the head!
03:49:06 Piecewise: You guys should watch Robot Carnival some time
03:49:07 syv: Still a pretty neat ep. Robots are cool.
03:49:32 MidJag: I liked the trasnition to new magics, was cool to see.
03:50:07 Piecewise: If you guys like robots and anime, you might like robot carnival. its a collection of robot shorts
03:50:22 syv: Collection of shorts is good.
03:53:10 MidJag: Why is this guy not wearing ahelmeter?
03:53:29 syv: Because he's A COOL BADASS WHO DON'T NEED NO ARMOR
03:53:54 Piecewise: Helmets always result in getting shot anyways
03:53:56 MidJag: He also appears to be able to take bullet.
03:53:57 ER: who needs armor when you have biomods
03:54:19 syv: Only because armor hasn't been invented.
03:54:53 syv: Protagonists must be looked down upon!
03:55:08 syv: There needs to be a pity party for our special edgy dudes!
03:55:42 MidJag: You'd think they'd be chiller with human bullet sponges.
03:57:21 MidJag: I have to agree, but this aint bad at least.
03:57:30 ER: needed more mechafox murdering people
03:57:47 MidJag: An entire epsiode of that would be great.
03:58:21 MidJag: You'd think he'd at least bring a pistol.
03:58:28 syv: See, this is why military dudes hate these guys.
03:58:34 syv: Just run off against orders, why not.
03:59:08 syv: Lone wolves don't belong in the military.
03:59:59 ER: what if the military needs biomagci though
04:00:45 syv: Then you have these bastards infect good candidates, but you don't accept them.
04:01:07 ER: running off literally naked this time, I see
04:01:10 MidJag: I think that's more these guys being dicks then.
04:01:31 MidJag: Not so much a problem with the idea of were wolf soliders themselves
04:03:46 ER: hmm, if the wolf not their true form?
04:03:55 ER: they go human when they die
04:05:05 syv: "Look, look, our edgy bad boys are actually truly human on the inside!"
04:05:25 MidJag: That was not a great plot, but cool fight.
04:11:24 MidJag: For a breif second I thought you were
Aigre dev
04:12:11 Devastator: Nah, just guessing from you watching a wolfman episode.
04:12:31 MidJag: There was much rawring at the end
04:13:00 syv: It was pretty amusing, they just recorded some dogs, so a lot of high-pitched yipping.
04:13:22 syv: Mixed in with deep, base-corrected monster growls.
04:13:37 ER: good guy maybe werewolf went and fought two bad guy maybe werewolves, they all acted exactly the same, the fight went standardly, and the protangonist won in the end because ???
04:14:00 MidJag: They also all fought nude
04:14:09 Devastator: well, yeah, werewolf.
04:14:20 syv: Protagonist guy, he was indulgently a bad boy.
04:14:32 Devastator: and guns were useless.
04:14:47 syv: Not the recipe for a happy sigh.
04:14:47 Devastator: lemme know when Alida gets shot. ;-p
04:14:49 Devastator: I'm sure it'll happen.
04:15:02 ER: nobody even used guns except for the start, to show off how werewolf don't give a shit
04:15:03 syv: If someone shoots at Alids with an M4, it WILL NOT go well for her.
04:15:27 MidJag: I imagine if she gets bigger it will become less of an issue
04:15:31 syv: And even then, the guy missed his brain, because he was apparently a complete shit shot.
04:15:55 syv: The M4 is bullshit. Fucking AR-15s, we've mastered the art of manufacturing a subpar weapon.
04:16:33 ER: was apparently a single sniper shooting at an entire convoy facing towards him from not far away
04:16:36 Devastator: I don't even know for sure if that's happening,
MJ. I'd expect with mob 3 she's quick enough to be damn hard to hit.
04:16:55 Devastator: and painless 2 can probably keep her going with one or two hits, but yeah, not well.
04:16:56 syv: Yeah, so a complete idiot.
04:17:06 syv: Yeah, painless 2 will help immensely.
04:17:23 Devastator: Next witch, likely.
04:17:28 Devastator: painless 3, beacon of hope, something.
04:17:38 Devastator: and yes, wanted to take it.
04:17:42 Devastator: had to take regen since no healer.
04:17:42 ER:
syv showed me a whole memory about how cool it is to have good powers like painless 3
04:17:51 syv: As will mobility, but... you kinda need to use it for it to work out. Like this Russian guy could've capped her with a 9mm at point blabk if she had rolled well.
04:18:24 Devastator: I figured he wouldn't be expecting a giant wolf to jump him after stepping out the door.
04:20:57 Devastator: also, could probably have went inside the door just by moving quickly enough.
04:21:58 ER: musing a hypothetical system for FMD, I'd probably give magical girls a good defense boost but only if they keep moving.
04:22:21 ER: dodge tanking requires dodging~
04:22:27 syv: "This gun looks like a Chinese knockoff of a Vietnamese knockoff"
04:23:45 Devastator: I thought those weren't popular in asia.
04:24:24 syv: We... honestly America sucks at gun design.
04:24:34 syv: For most of the last century.
04:24:51 Devastator: Huh. Didn't they make quite a lot of the most classic firearms?
04:25:22 syv: We did. 'S why I say "most"
04:28:03 Devastator: "They made semi-auto mac pistols"
04:29:16 syv: In that case, at least they could sell.
04:29:52 syv: Becuase you can't sell autos to civilians, and civilians are interested in buying MACs.
04:29:55 Devastator: Looking at it, is it a bren shotgun?
04:30:30 syv: It's not an anything shotgun. It's not even really a shotgun.
04:32:46 syv: A firearm that doesn't fire. An arm.
04:33:06 Devastator: wow, what an akward weapon.
04:37:06 Devastator: Yeah.. that's not good.
04:37:23 Devastator: I'm sure worse firearms exist, but I doubt many worse ones exist that are safe to fire.
04:38:21 syv: The only weapons I can think of that are literally worse are ones that explode, and plenty of those... like, function sometimes, and are ergonomic.
04:39:21 Devastator: well, the first up on the recommendations was another weapon from them that might qualify.
04:40:55 ER: it's like a submachine gun without the machine part. a sub gun ;p
04:41:05 syv: The Lady's Home Companion is the next recommended for me, and at least it has the advantage of being downright hilarious.
04:42:17 syv: It's a street sweeper chambered in .45-70.
04:43:00 MidJag: That does sound ludicrous
04:46:05 Devastator: with no front grip.
04:46:51 syv: Technically, it's a pistol.
04:47:49 Devastator: next up is a .950 rifle.
04:47:50 syv: "Whaaat? A stockless shotgun revolver is too big for you? You pansy ass lady, just get swole!"
04:47:56 ER: women are generally stronger than men, pretty sure
04:48:09 Devastator: Presumably someone has a time machine and uses it for dinosaur.
04:48:45 syv: Yeah. Nowadays we just use 12gauge dinoshot for dinosaur hunting.
04:49:39 Devastator: I don't know. Lots of dinos would take something like that to properly kill.
04:50:09 syv: Of course, back before they almost all got tiny, dinos needed REAL slugs to kill.
04:50:16 syv: But modern dinos? Shot is fine.
04:50:36 ER: emus are hard to kill, apparently~
04:52:51 Devastator: ..It's for shooting Benedict. ;-p
04:55:46 Devastator: well, no, couldn't elevate.
04:59:56 Devastator: Here's the video of him trying to shoot the terminator.
05:00:19 ER: isn't that the one
syv linked?
05:01:24 Devastator: maybe. I was looking at his actual review of it.
05:02:14 syv: The actual review doesn't really do it justice.
05:07:27 ER: so, why did anyone make the terminator?
05:07:53 syv: The Cobray designers were high.
05:08:03 syv: And possibly also just idiots.
05:08:44 ER: but like, how'd it get far enough to be manufactured?
05:08:57 ER: was everyone at the company PERPERTUALLY high?
05:09:16 Devastator: The 80s were a hell of a time,
ER.
05:09:23 Devastator: The answer is "Yes, of course."
05:11:00 Devastator: Plus manufacturing it wouldn't have been hard, really.
05:11:03 Devastator: That's a simple firearm.
05:11:48 ER: well yeah, looks like it's made of a bunch of scrap metal
05:12:12 syv: (
syv) "This gun looks like a Chinese knockoff of a Vietnamese knockoff"
05:12:28 syv: Stolen from comments, but true.
05:12:40 Devastator: he's done guns that are basically those exact things.
05:12:46 Devastator: they don't look like that.
05:15:31 Devastator: doesn't have extreme stampings, and it has a functioning safety.
05:25:36 ER: I'm tired, I should go to sleep.
05:30:48 MidJag: hmm, I think I might go bed as well, kinda tired.
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05:37:38 Devastator: "Witnessed some british and austrian (i think, it was a lifetime ago) crunches with 2 light MGs one RH feed and on LH feed hooked to the same belt having a tug of war with the gunners sitting on skateboards getting pulled towards each other.....it took them a couple of belts to get it to work right."
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06:48:29 Devastator: there's your knockoff.
06:49:26 syv: It's... an american knockoff though
06:59:21 Devastator: could easily be chinese, though.
06:59:30 Devastator: just not stainless steel, and it'd be a chinese knockoff.
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18:40:26 parisbre56: nobody cares about the plight of the poor gonk droid
18:40:53 parisbre56: also people immediately running away the moment something appears
18:41:07 parisbre56: and bringing drugs and a gun to a child
18:41:19 parisbre56: I guess it fits with the character though
18:41:56 parisbre56: a young dragon who's afraid of an alien world and is still forming its morals and figuring out what's going on
18:42:17 parisbre56: or at least that's how I see the character so far
18:42:26 parisbre56: based on its actions
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