00:06:33 Devastator: You should put the hell symbiote into the next waifu bot.
00:08:12 ER: and we'll keep the same body :P
00:28:28 Devastator: Welp, looks like Yotta wants in on the murdertrain.
00:29:03 ER: maybe I *should* toss a skull in there ;p
00:29:48 Devastator: If one more guy runs in there I'm changing my orders to hold bakc.
00:33:18 Devastator: Man, give people one opportunity to justifiably murder a teammate, and everyone goes in on it.
00:33:33 Devastator: I might have to put his char down next if he kills someone else.
00:33:39 Devastator: there are some squishies in there.
00:33:40 ER: not like we have much else to murder at the moment
00:33:50 Devastator: I bet there's something outside now.
00:33:58 ER: I'm currently using my two actions to do the two useful things we have to do. :P
00:35:47 Devastator: Yeah, you're doing good.
00:36:12 ER: also shouldn't be getting in anyone's way this way, using symbiote
00:47:00 Devastator: eh, at this point I think I could overlook a single murder.
00:47:07 Devastator: too much stuff going on.
00:47:19 Devastator: so if you want baby to eat someone, now's the time. ;-p
00:49:09 ER: hey
Piecewise_ what nutrition does baby symbiote need.
00:49:18 ER: want to give it a balanced diet
00:50:15 Piecewise_: Its a symbiote so as long as you eat enough it will live off you just fine.
00:56:14 ER: but I can feed it things right?
01:00:15 Piecewise_: it likes meat the most
01:03:05 Piecewise_: I didn't know TASER was an acronym for that
01:03:49 Piecewise_: "Thomas A Swift's Electric Rifle"
01:05:54 Piecewise_: Jack Cover, a NASA researcher, began developing the Taser in 1969.[7] By 1974, Cover had completed the device, which he named after a book featuring his childhood hero, Tom Swift. The book was Tom Swift and His Electric Rifle, by "Victor Appleton" (a house pseudonym of the Stratemeyer Syndicate).[8]
01:06:07 Devastator: I have a copy of that.
01:07:47 Piecewise_: For tasing the aliens
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02:00:55 midnightjaguar: Well that was one of the more stressful texts I’ve recivied. Followed by one of the more reliving texts I’ve recivied.
02:01:58 Devastator: doing birbgame right now.
02:04:10 midnightjaguar: I got a text saying that there was a fire in the lab building I do reaserch in. Which was then followed by apperently it only damaging one room, which it did heavilly damage, and that the labs I work in are fine.
02:04:28 Devastator: "It's the server room."
02:05:42 midnightjaguar: Apperently it was an equipment room. Which sucks, because now the building is missing equipment but good because it means no one lost their life’s work or anything.
02:09:37 Devastator: Also,
ER, what kitten?
02:14:18 Devastator: Which is another hard one.
02:14:22 Devastator: I'm sorry for things being so confusing.
02:16:10 midnightjaguar: My life is confusing, I’m used to it~
02:21:28 midnightjaguar: I’ll look at it in an hour or two if that’s cool
dev. Busy ATM
02:28:43 Devastator: that's both of them.
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03:28:20 Devastator: did birdgame turns.
03:29:37 ER: gonna go on a little trip in the morning, so don't keep me awake kthanks
03:29:38 syv: I imagine
MJ won't actuallu respond for a few weeks, though.
03:30:15 syv: I wasn't planning on doing anything with you, don't worry~
03:30:27 syv: I work tomorrow night though, so I hope for a stream then.
03:33:31 MidJag: I promise I'll respond sooner this itme
03:34:25 Devastator: it's not that much in a hurry.
03:34:34 Devastator: besides, if we go too fast,
ER doesn't have time to give orders.
03:34:41 MidJag: Once I finish cleaning my apt I'll respond.
03:36:47 Devastator: It's just more parts of the confoundium.
03:37:36 ER: is that cats and mice setting that me and
syv were working on truly dead?
03:37:58 MidJag: Also
ER you should update tachhell
03:38:07 syv:
Dev gave a deadline of completing it before the new year, and I didn't do that.
03:45:04 MidJag: oh yeah, so apperentlly theres a new hemostatic gell thing that you can cause to cure very very rapidly under UV lights to prevent massive hermoraghes.
03:45:23 MidJag: I feel like half of all sci fi medicine got slightlly closer
03:45:34 MidJag: ...Course it's still in testing stages but still.
03:46:23 MidJag: It's honestly pretty much glue but it can stick to things that are already wet
03:47:19 Devastator: someone made body-safe UV epoxy?
03:47:34 Devastator: is it one part or two part?
03:47:53 Devastator: although one means it'll have a shelf-life.
03:48:03 MidJag: Though it's still being tested if like a first responder could use it.
03:48:39 syv: That's fascinating, got a link?
03:48:46 syv: My father'd like to hear about that.
03:50:13 MidJag: It's even a public doc so I don't need to find some sketchy site for it.
03:52:45 MidJag: heh, honestly I should probably show my dad this as well.
03:54:47 MidJag: Weirdly enough I only found about this whole thing from my Ochem class, it's an assigned thing to read and comment on.
03:58:19 MidJag: Best assinged reading in the entiery of college
04:47:37 ER: because... stream, fun to watch
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06:02:33 Devastator: "Your monkey tweaks the Jackal."
06:06:56 syv: "Naked Florida man applying for McDonald's with bag of weed"
06:10:45 syv: Sadly, that is from a markov chain.
06:11:11 Devastator: pretty easy markov chain that.
06:13:51 Devastator: "You are now familiar enough with your weapon to identify it. It is a +7 broadsword."
06:13:55 Devastator: Welp, this game's won.
06:14:01 syv: While googling for that quote, I found a different reddit thread talking about googling "Florida Man" + your birthdate. I tried it, and after a few articles about the date and the specific thing I was doing, I got an article about a man having protected sex with a male pony.
06:14:06 syv: Did that actually just happen?
06:14:26 Devastator: Reward vault produced a magic broadsword.
06:14:42 Devastator: I then read my supply of enchant scrolls on it to reduce the strength value to the point where I could reasonably use it.
06:14:50 Devastator: it apparently spawned at +3, which is unusually good.
06:15:11 Devastator: the game is restricted, and will not spawn items like that without odd circumstances happening.
06:15:28 Devastator: I had a game recently where something like that might have came up.. the game was spawning absolutely nothing good.
06:15:32 syv: Which game is this? I'd assume Nethack, but...
06:15:47 Devastator: so it basically stores up enchantments, and then something big could come later, if I was lucky enough.
06:15:54 Devastator: unless I missed some stuff.
06:16:19 Devastator: no, wait, I found a chained up pixie pretty early, that would have taken some of it.
06:17:34 MidJag: And yeah Brouge is kinda strange at times.
06:17:36 Devastator: That was a while ago.
06:18:48 Devastator: It's pretty predictable, really.
06:18:57 syv: Does Brogue also make your weapons melt if you enchant them too much past +7?
06:19:18 Devastator: there is, however, a mostly-fixed number of enchant scrolls.
06:19:35 Devastator: you get like 11 or so over the course of a game, plus a few bonuses.
06:22:08 Devastator: so you might get a few extras randomly.
06:23:39 Devastator: like just now I was on dlvl 7 and have only found one potion of life.
06:23:54 Devastator: I haven't looked it up, but I know I should find another one this level, because they only spawn in ranges too.
06:27:10 syv: "Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist"
06:27:32 MidJag: That I could see happening.....somehow.
06:28:11 syv: He was apparently a homeless artist.
06:28:54 MidJag: and how did he stab the dude?
06:29:03 syv: He also claimed the stabbing was in self-defense, but still got charged aggravated battery.
06:29:22 syv: Scissors clutched in his toes, how do you figure?
06:30:07 syv: Wait, no, "with his feet".
06:30:18 syv: I figured the scissors were because they're easier to get a toe-grip on, but I suppose using both feet is prolly still easiee.
06:31:03 MidJag: I feel like that's an awkward postion if your using both feet, but alright
06:31:11 syv: I like the visual of an armless man hopping along on one leg, stabbing unsteadily with toe-held scissors using his other leg, while presumably yelling expletives and threats.
06:31:44 syv: I think the claim of self-defense is also made kinda reasonable by that.
06:32:08 syv: I mean, he couldn't exactly have chased the man down, and I think it'd be a bit difficult to hide the preparation.
06:33:04 MidJag: Maybe he threw the scissors at him or something?
06:33:49 syv: The man with no arms, threw scissors, as he was running away?
06:34:02 MidJag: Nah, at the dude who was running away.
06:34:30 syv: According to the arrest report, Crenshaw says he was lying down when Coronado approached him and kicked him in the head. Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled the scene.
06:34:56 syv: "A friend who was traveling with Coronado said they asked Crenshaw for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed Coronado in his arm. He was taken to the hospital."
06:35:17 syv: How did he get convicted for this...?
06:35:39 Devastator: arrested while homeless?
06:35:55 syv: "Your honor, he jumped up then stabbed me in my arm with scissors." "The man has no arms."
06:36:17 syv: "Yes. He used both his feet to hold it."
06:36:31 syv: Arrested =/= conviction, yeah?
06:37:12 syv: Neh, charged =/= conviction either. I'm guessing it didn't go too terrible.
06:37:23 Devastator: I wonder what happened, though.
06:37:26 Devastator: that does sound dubious.
06:39:01 MidJag: Honestlly if Coronado did manange to somehow jump up and stab a dude with scissors before he could move out range of a one armed man then like clearly he missed his calling as an armless kickboxer~
06:39:09 Devastator: ####, running away from enemies and fall down a pit trap.
06:39:13 Devastator: fall into room full of enemies.
06:39:48 Devastator: Survive that, see bloodwort patch. Yay!
06:39:57 Devastator: "You plunge through a hole in the ground!"
06:40:51 Devastator: unarmed man commits battery.
06:42:06 syv: Hum. That reminds me of a time in DaS II, when I noticed a giant collapsing-floor trap. I decided to be a jackass, sidled along the far wall, just on the edge of it, then laid down a message saying "Here!" in hopes of making someone run over the obvious trap to read the message.
06:42:18 Devastator: fall, see ogre totem, run away, ogres follow. Lead ogres into net trap, slay two. Proceed towards patch. See dar blademaster, spend another scroll of enchantment to up odds of hitting it.
06:42:59 Devastator: kill it. See another ogre come up behind me, went through patch. See acidic jelly come through passageway towards patch.
06:43:08 syv: When my char stepped back and leaned down to write the message, he fell through the floor. Then the floor below that. Then another. Then he was in a room surrounded by many enemies of many sizes, with more falling down through the ceiling.
06:43:10 Devastator: through net trap area.
06:43:24 Devastator: did you get it down?
06:43:30 Devastator: or was it a trap for people who would set traps?
06:44:21 syv: Pretty sure it was a genuine trap, wasn't that obvious. Notably, the below collapsing floors weren't all the same size IIRC, so I w unlucky to find a spot that would go alllll the way to the bottom.
06:44:54 Devastator: outmaneuved them, got to patch, there was yet another nasty enemy there, (zombie), but zombies next to bloodwort patches are piss-easy.
06:47:11 Devastator: and finally found my way back up to the level where I started falling from.
06:54:48 Devastator: if you have allies and they keep stepping on a confusion trap, throw something on the trigger.
06:54:55 Devastator: so it stays down and doesn't keep resetting.
06:58:04 MidJag: oh hey Happy 4th gents.
06:58:46 MidJag:
Dev whens Canadas indepencede day?
06:59:11 syv: He was talking about it a bunch.
06:59:29 MidJag: Happy belated first then!
06:59:39 syv: Anyway, yeah, may the fourth be with you.
07:02:58 syv: Hopefully I don't hit anyone tomorrow.
07:03:36 MidJag: heh, do you even use firworks, or just larger guns?~
07:04:09 syv: Eh? I use fireworks, if I celebrate the fourth. I don't shoot guns into the air, I'm not an idiot...
07:05:37 syv: I'm referring to hitting people with a car. The roads I take to work are always clogged with people on the 4th, there's no lights, and people are seriously unaware of their surroundings. Every year I've been continually worried about someone stepping out in front of me, despite that being insane.
07:05:49 syv: Last year someone had a lawn chair set up on the road.
07:06:08 MidJag: I think the unware of their surrondings may be more an impaired state then anything.
07:06:50 syv: Well, hitting a drunk person is only slightly better than a sober person.
07:09:41 MidJag: I belive they do have better odds of surviving actually.
07:09:48 Devastator: I swear, I'm falling in every pit trap on every single level.
07:11:56 Devastator: of course, they don't heal.
07:12:07 Devastator: but turn into eggs when they die and respawn again a few turns later.
07:12:52 Devastator: finally, found a scroll of protect weapon for my +8 broadsword.
07:15:02 Devastator: and, on depth 17 (of 26) found my second ring.
07:15:10 Devastator: it's another ring of wisdom, which enhances staff regen.
07:15:15 Devastator: I have found zero staffs.
07:16:36 Devastator: yeah, spent another enchant when facing a dar blademaster in a possibly-fatal situation.
07:19:51 Devastator: no point in dying with scrolls in pocket, though.
07:24:18 MidJag: Anyway, I should go to bed. Night.
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17:52:03 Piecewise_: also, there was just a small earthquake
17:52:16 Piecewise_: about 20 ish minutes ago
17:52:32 Piecewise_: there was a 6.6 earthquake in california and we felt it all the way out in las vegas
17:53:57 Piecewise_: the earth says WAKE THE FUCK UP
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