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00:48:13 Devastator: Did Alida face-plant?
00:49:04 Devastator: well, the wing sever probably wasn't a total fail.
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01:03:15 ER: no, just an updater rebooting my computer without asking...
01:25:57 Devastator: Hmm, what to do now..
01:27:16 Devastator: well, I still have one limb and an inability to fly.
01:27:48 ER: alternatively, die with a very brave look on your face.
01:28:51 Devastator: Well, I think if I knock off yet another limb, the witch may no longer be able to escape.
01:29:17 Devastator: it's down the unstuck leg and a wing, and almost has another arm severed.
01:29:42 ER: "I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!"
01:30:27 Devastator: Much better odds than if it's in the air.
01:30:37 Devastator: a few good manabolts and it might be stuck.
01:30:50 Devastator: Or Asha helping out, but that seems unlikely.
01:31:53 Devastator: Still thinking at the moment.
01:32:14 Devastator: I think if the falling body fails to recover, it'll still be useful for double-activating berzerker.
01:34:06 Devastator: ..Oh, I should have done that. That's a good idea.
01:34:27 Devastator: Wrap the damn ribbon around the next brick so it can take more force.
01:34:33 Devastator: or something bigger.
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01:48:27 Devastator: Apparently all my luck came in for PS.
01:49:17 Devastator: Alida did manage to climb the glassy, slippery witch and do damage.
01:50:02 Devastator: Took a crit success apparently.
01:50:12 Devastator: Good, I've had bad rolls all dungeon.
01:50:19 ER: and then fell to your death anyway~
01:50:26 MidJag: Now the hard part is just holding on~
01:50:32 Devastator: I'm actually somewhat suprised ripping my arm off was an easy roll.
01:50:59 Devastator: I might thor-throw the other club to fly back up at the witch.
01:51:31 Devastator: It didn't make any sense, but CC4 is 'do things that are physics-defying.'
01:51:33 ER: ah, how cool would it be to teleport to your totem? :P
01:53:04 Devastator: Yes, teleport would be good about now.
01:53:04 MidJag: Can you make Issac newton's grave into a perpetual motion machine?~
01:53:57 ER: I bet that you could hybridize Teleport with TM that way, really
02:02:45 Devastator: The absurd part of it is this is very near maximum physical power for any character in
syv's game, and it still isn't enough! ;-p
02:03:22 Devastator: Not too far from it.
02:03:36 Devastator: with one dead body, one wounded body, it'll be about max.
02:03:43 ER: well, you're fighting something that's not exactly the same size as you.
02:04:07 Devastator: Yeah. Giant building-sized monster made of glass.
02:04:16 Devastator: Could really use an elephant-sized griffen.
02:04:39 ER: griffen would probably die here
02:05:04 Devastator: Yeah, probably use a temp d12 strengthen grow spell on it.
02:05:12 Devastator: ~30 minute duration.
02:05:24 Devastator: Shame Dubs isn't here to tell us how big that would be. ;-p
02:06:41 Devastator: Probably going to do army stuff or expendable summons instead of bringing the griffon down to the battle chamber. I can't see it fitting through the mine passages.
02:07:27 Devastator: Also not sure how much soul left.
02:07:31 Devastator: Should be enough for one more turn.
02:07:36 Devastator: Probably not many more.
02:08:16 ER: Think it goes below shadowed, but not very far.
02:08:51 Devastator: I think there is one more stage, but I can't be certain.
02:11:20 Devastator: oh well. If the witch stopped shrugging the hits off, it's probably getting close to dead.
02:11:57 Devastator: What Awful Hospital leech do you like?
02:12:00 ER: right, just kill it the rest of the way, easy
02:12:27 Devastator: well, Asha might be autoed into finishing it off.
02:12:33 ER: I voted for spicy cherry peppermint
02:12:50 ER: because it's the worst idea of the lot and that means it must be good.
02:15:06 Devastator:
Syv did say this one was less tough than the first one. Much better fighter, but fewer HP, so to speak.
02:15:54 Devastator: Also, hope he shows up so we can watch some OL.
02:15:59 Devastator: Feeling better,
MidJag?
02:16:25 Devastator: Although the amount of damaged tanked is starting to get significant.
02:17:33 MidJag: I feel a fair bit better.
02:23:51 Devastator: That's good. Was it bad?
02:29:11 MidJag: I've had worse but was probably the worst I've had in college.
03:07:45 Piecewise_: have you ever watched power rangers?
03:08:33 Piecewise_: when you talk about making your griffin bigger I get flashbacks
03:10:51 Devastator: I'm sure I could make a stick that makes things bigger when I hit them with it. ;-p
03:12:04 Piecewise_: "Hey child, would you like to become a big boy? Let me just hit you with my stick. COME BACK HERE YOU"
03:12:25 Devastator: Or older or something.
03:12:26 Piecewise_: "YOU WILL TAKE MY STICK AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!"
03:12:35 Piecewise_: Older would be a useful weapon
03:12:46 Devastator: but it'd be fearfully dangerous to leave around.
03:12:49 Piecewise_: Or, if you want to be nicer
03:13:07 Devastator: Might do that for quick cash at the capital if it takes a turn or so for magebreakers.
03:13:25 Piecewise_: I'll do a turn tomorrow
03:13:29 Devastator: more money should help smooth things over between the mercs and the other guys.
03:14:04 Piecewise_: I've got the work mostly done so I can do it and turns without reducing my brain to mush
03:14:07 Devastator: Also, if you want to avoid Saeko being a kid stuff she could age herself a few years.
03:14:15 Devastator: They aren't already mush?
03:15:25 ER: stick that makes whatever you hit it with prettier
03:16:07 Devastator: Nan was actually going to make a stick for holding glamours.. so basically that.
03:16:23 Devastator: hit something, suck it's glamour into it, hit someone else, make it prettier. ;-p
03:16:36 Piecewise_: The anti-ugly stick
03:18:32 Devastator: If that's actually a possibility, it might be a more effective way to spread out armour buffs.
03:18:52 Devastator: That was something I wanted to do, but 11 spells or such seemed to costly.
03:19:08 Devastator: and I don't think it makes sense to have pills which make your body armour better.
03:20:46 ER: popsickle sticks, remember?
03:20:54 Devastator: Those were for self-buffs.
03:21:05 Devastator: making one for each person seems too much.
03:21:12 Devastator: plus I'd probably want to test them first.
03:23:29 Devastator: Going to be weird trying to farm up mana for permanent buffs to gear and such after coming back.
03:23:41 Devastator: "Tell me why you need to make it back alive."
03:23:56 Devastator: Then hug, then buff armour, then repeat.
03:29:26 Devastator: Or get back, spend two days getting everyone drunk, and then go for it. ;-p
03:29:32 Piecewise_: I wonder what that guy in arcane fuckery is gonna do
03:29:40 Piecewise_: the guy who just keeps gathering mana
03:31:31 Devastator: He's casting a 'build mana font' spell this turn.
03:31:49 Devastator: I was figuring he'd either try to ascend to deity-hood or just break the world or something.
03:34:07 Devastator: Does he lose the lot if he rolls a 1?
03:38:07 Piecewise_: he'll gain a crater
03:38:27 Piecewise_: in and around where he used to be
03:39:34 ER: does ramen itself become fancy if I dump some fancy things into it?
03:40:09 Devastator: That's how ramen works.
03:40:18 Devastator: (I meant from just meditating.)
03:41:18 Piecewise_: might lose mana maybe
03:41:54 Piecewise_: And ramen becomes fancy depending on the quality of the noodles, the way its prepared, what its put in, and what the ingredients thrown in are
03:41:56 Devastator laments the lack of syv again.
03:41:57 ER: I added too much pepper but it's fancy pepper so it's fine
03:42:05 Devastator:
MJ, how are you for time?
03:42:31 Piecewise_: microwave ramen in a dog bowl with a topping of cheerios is not fancy
03:43:16 Devastator: ok. Just don't want to miss this chance.
03:43:40 ER: ...one of our bowls was used as a dog bowl for a long time so that's what I think when I look at it, but it's actually just a pretty good bowl.
03:43:51 Piecewise_: Do they sell non-microwave ramen anywhere other than like chinatown?
03:44:38 MidJag: There's a vietnames place where I live where you can order ramen.
03:44:44 ER: I make the stuff in packets that you boil on a stovetop.
03:44:46 Devastator: There's a ramen shop less than 10 miles from my house.
03:44:52 Devastator: It's actually the closest restaurant.
03:45:23 Piecewise_:
Dev lives on a remote island in the Philippines
03:45:28 ER: heh, yeah if I want *actually* fancy ramen I know where to get that
03:46:15 Devastator: It's a quirk of fate, really. Literally next door is what you'd expect, a restaurant that serves food for 70 year old white people.
03:47:21 Devastator: Although I do admit to liking club sandwiches.
03:47:58 MidJag: Club sandwiches are pretty good. Especially when they lack tomatoes.
03:48:44 ER: how dare you like a sandwich without tomatos on it
03:48:58 Devastator: ..Yeah, you wouldn't want tomatoes on a club sandwich.
03:49:31 MidJag: Because tomatoes are horrible
ER.
03:50:00 Piecewise_: my girlfriend's favorite food is a particular club sandwich
03:50:05 Piecewise_: let me ask her opinion
03:51:14 Piecewise_: My girlfriend says you are clearly dirty stinky heretics and she hopes you get ganked in my games
03:51:29 Piecewise_: for not liking tomatoes on your sandwich
03:51:59 Piecewise_: When I asked her her first response is "What kind of question is that?"
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03:52:43 Devastator: I see Alida rolled well.
03:52:44 MidJag:
syv weigh in on this, tomatoes the devil correct?
03:52:49 ER:
syv: fresh tomatos on sandwich Y/N
03:52:58 Devastator: Eh, they aren't that bad. If they're fresh and all is good all is good.
03:53:21 syv: Tomatoes are good in general? I don't usually eat them because they're extra work and I normally eat pb&j anyway, but they're good.
03:53:33 syv: Relative of nightshade, yeah?
03:53:40 MidJag: I just don't like the texture honestly.
03:53:54 Devastator: Tomatos on pizza, otoh.
03:53:58 Devastator: Those are the devil.
03:54:20 MidJag: Like not just in the sauce?
03:54:33 ER: potatos are also nightshades
03:54:46 ER: and several other things I don't remember
03:54:50 MidJag: I have literally never seen someone order tomatoes on a pizza.
03:55:12 ER: tomatos on a pizza are the best
03:58:45 Piecewise_: I like tomatos on pizza
03:59:02 Piecewise_: I also like Hawaiian pizza though.
03:59:22 Piecewise_: I think the only thing I don't like on pizza is olives
03:59:33 Piecewise_: because they drown out the taste of other things
03:59:40 Devastator: Ahh, Hawaiian pizza.
03:59:45 Piecewise_: when I eat olives on pizza I just taste olives
03:59:49 Devastator: Native to around here.
04:00:04 MidJag: I've never had olives on pizza but I do like olives in general
04:00:08 ER: margherita pizza is like generic pizza +1
04:00:12 syv: Yeah, and you taste less pizza, which is good.
04:00:24 syv: Pizza isn't really good and I don't get why people like it.
04:00:37 MidJag: Because we actually have taste
04:00:50 ER: Am I the only person here who likes everything we've talked about?
04:01:09 Devastator: Yeah. I'm not an olive fan.
04:01:15 Devastator: and tomato slices on pizza is yuck.
04:01:29 Piecewise_: Not a fan of a grandma huh?
04:01:59 MidJag: Ever had barbecue pizza?
04:02:35 Piecewise_: though its also oddly sweet a lot of the time
04:02:36 ER: actually, am I the only one here who likes olive pizza?
04:02:49 Piecewise_: I don't mind them
ER
04:02:56 Piecewise_: I just think they are a bit overpowering
04:03:08 Piecewise_: On like an everything pizza they're ok
04:03:15 Piecewise_: or if there aren't tons of them
04:03:16 ER: put them with other overpowering things then. let them fight it out
04:03:36 Piecewise_: Its a party in my mouth and everyone is knife fighting
04:04:39 MidJag: I'd never actually had everything pizza until I came to college
04:06:25 ER: never had a pizza called "everything", I figure if putting everything on it is possible then your place doesn't have enough ingredients
04:07:41 Devastator: I'd at least expect your place to have too many ingredients for them to all fit on only one pizza.
04:08:15 MidJag: It was called an everything.....I would be terrified to see an actual everything pizza.
04:08:50 Devastator: "The motor oil really compliments the toe jam."
04:10:56 syv: Whenever I order pizza I just order all meat, and nothing else, beyond cheese.
04:11:05 Devastator: Yeah, I like meat pizzas.
04:11:09 MidJag: I read a DnD story wherre the big macguffin was an actual everything bagel. It had literally one unit of everything on it
04:11:15 syv: Wait a few mins, making food.
04:11:23 Devastator: Sounds like Space Station 13.
04:12:33 MidJag: And meat pizza is great, probably my default type of pizza.
04:12:57 ER: I like it, but it's not my favorite
04:19:42 MidJag: Sure, I can take a break.
04:22:03 ER: kitten REALLY wants me to stop paying attention to my computer and start paying attention to him
04:22:24 Devastator: so pick up kitten and hold kitten in lap as computer goes.
04:22:40 Devastator: And then other kitten will show up.
04:23:00 ER: and he'd just wiggle out and get all over my keyboard anyways
04:23:55 ER: I have cookies, I have ice water, nothing could go wrong
04:31:28 MidJag: He really is going full overlord here
04:31:29 Devastator: Did your subs explode?
04:31:40 syv: My screen was covered by gibberish--and again
04:31:52 Devastator: Looks like encoding failure.
04:31:59 Devastator: Fucking cutesy subs.
04:32:05 Devastator: Just do the damn job, don't get fancy.
04:32:08 Devastator: it might clear up after the opening.
04:32:09 syv: The lyrics are written down now!
04:32:21 syv: I didn't realize how much of this was supposed to be english.
04:32:30 Devastator: Subs are botched on this, there's character issues in the encoding.
04:32:37 ER: a lot of it is english, yeah...
04:32:45 Devastator: It's cooler that way. ;-p
04:32:53 syv: It's hard to call true English.
04:33:36 Devastator: Why NPB players have their names written in english on their shirts.
04:33:52 Devastator: Nippon Professional Baseball.
04:34:06 Devastator: Aye, not them who'll die in it.
04:34:41 Devastator: Although, to be fair, giving up a whole city because someone asked for it is a bit extreme.
04:34:48 Devastator: I'd have a hard time seeing someone not fight.
04:34:50 ER: being absurdly high level is OP
04:35:11 Devastator: I do like princess. Just smiling, with the giant anime eyes noboey else here has.
04:37:01 Devastator: "Oh, she's not my kid. She just became princess because she has those huge eyes. That means it's a person with the Princess class, who therfore becomes the Princess."
04:37:16 Devastator: "At least this time she's female." ;-p
04:37:19 MidJag: Perhaps it's like a queen bee
04:37:34 Devastator: so they fed the mother a bunch of stuff while she was pregnant?
04:38:16 Devastator: Yeah, I think this guy is like the fourth person to know that.
04:39:24 Devastator: Man, this guy's a complete dick towards everyone but kiddo there.
04:39:42 ER: this is the kid who the noble violently objected to the princess wanting to marry
04:40:22 Devastator: He's about the only guy trying to keep the kingdom together, which he does by switching sides. He used to do it for amusement, but since he had that kid, now he does it so his kid will have something to inherit.
04:40:32 syv: Just a letter off bumrush.
04:41:09 Devastator: And yeah, he was violently opposed to Princess marrying his kid.
04:41:13 Devastator: May still be, I don't know.
04:41:17 MidJag: I wonder what happened to that dudes face
04:41:18 ER: he's actually being kinda smart about that
04:41:32 Devastator: Yeah, it's a reasonable estimate.
04:41:33 syv: Jeez, if you'rd judging a single guy to be equal to a thousand, what is one soldier?
04:41:43 Devastator: This is the kingdom that drafts level 1 farmers.
04:41:55 syv: What of a slightly above average soldier? Is he eorth two?
04:42:08 syv: Are standard soldiers worth ten to them then?
04:42:15 Devastator: I'm not sure, but probably.
04:42:22 ER: he's also talking about the single most powerful guy in a world that works on contenually increasing power levels
04:42:25 Devastator: I know the knights on the other side are far better individually.
04:42:53 MidJag: That's why you just send more men debv
04:43:08 Devastator: I also know that Gazef has like a hundred guys who are each better than an individual knight, but not more than that.
04:44:25 MidJag:
Dev you have a new name. I'm sorry.~
04:44:26 Devastator: Nah, Dobby, from Harry Potter.
04:45:15 syv: Winning bets is annoying, so no.
04:45:25 Devastator: I'd thought you'd choose some.
04:45:51 MidJag: How is winning bets annoying?
04:46:27 ER: how do you think Sekiro would fare in this universe? :P
04:46:40 Devastator: Height is related to your level cap, maybe.
04:46:52 MidJag: Man, I just realized how big Gazef is.
04:46:52 syv: Better than any of the mundanes.
04:47:01 ER: Climb is either young or just too adorable to be tall
04:47:05 syv: Loses terribly to any of Ainz' magic people.
04:47:17 Devastator: Yeah, he's not that young.
04:47:35 Devastator: at least FF protag levels, or ~16.
04:47:47 syv: Height isn't the answer, elf kids are super short.
04:48:01 Devastator: Yeah, but they were custom-built by players.
04:48:35 MidJag: Why do they now shalltears name?
04:48:56 Devastator: and Brain is really, really good at running away.
04:49:17 Devastator: ... I could totally see that, actually.
04:49:28 syv: Levels are easiest to collect if you never die.
04:49:38 Devastator: Gazef asking Brain to murder someone.
04:49:52 ER: easiest way to get levels is to get back up when you die
04:49:58 MidJag: Wear a fucking helmet climb.
04:50:00 Devastator: A true friend helps you hide the body.
04:50:06 Devastator: A truer friend makes one for you. ;-p
04:51:04 Devastator: ..I don't think Climb knows what a helmet is.
04:51:28 ER: wait, episode over already?
04:51:34 Devastator: Yeah.. looks like setup.
04:51:41 ER: hmph, that was all politics :P
04:51:45 MidJag: I gotta say I like the red and black they have
04:52:05 Devastator: Maybe that's Adamantium or something.
04:52:22 Devastator: I know Climb's armour is Mithril.
04:52:40 Devastator: "We may not be the daddy here."
04:53:42 Devastator: The brick in his jaw continues to the inside of the skull.
04:55:44 ER: see if the subtitles break again
04:55:56 Devastator: They were fine after the intro song.
04:56:05 Devastator: Someone just got cute during it.
04:57:01 MidJag: oh sorry got distracted two sec and I'll be ready
04:57:53 Devastator: The CGI does look bad.
04:58:08 ER: are these horsies more or less doomed than AoT horsies?
04:58:37 syv: AoT horsies are pretty safe, titans only eat people.
04:58:53 Devastator: Brickjaw the Stonebrained.
04:59:08 Devastator: That's like the guy in Dark Knight who tried to blackmail Batman.
04:59:13 MidJag: I think it's just brickjaw the brickbrained
04:59:31 ER: one of the sad facts of life is that you do not piss off the overpowered wizard
04:59:50 Devastator: I don't think Ainz will be subtle with that guy.
04:59:58 MidJag: I wonder if we ever see the adevntureres again
05:00:13 Devastator: ..Yeah, I think they're extra dead.
05:00:26 MidJag: Yeah, but do we ever see the results?
05:00:35 Devastator: Do you want to see the results?
05:00:59 Devastator: Hey, fire cantrip. Or magic lantern.
05:01:26 Devastator: her orders were magic.
05:01:48 MidJag: nah, she like waved her hand and fire appeared
05:01:51 Devastator: was described in the books as making her completely exhausted, which is the same way they described MP drain.
05:02:13 ER: their hands both look the same
05:02:49 Devastator: They tend to do a lot of fucking.
05:02:51 ER: time for Enri to go tell off the prince and make him feel bad
05:02:55 Devastator: Nothing else to do.
05:03:02 Devastator: Prince might save against that.
05:03:32 ER: the save really should be to see if he notices how suicial he's being~
05:03:40 Devastator: Oh, he failed that one already.
05:04:07 Devastator: ..although she is a cleric.
05:04:11 MidJag: worst possible lies, Ainz "She seems to be doing well"
05:04:30 Devastator: not panicking, making choices.
05:05:34 MidJag: Man that general class is pretty good at influceing
05:05:34 Devastator: Eh, the villagers don't see the army.
05:05:38 Devastator: so.. it isn't that unreasonable.
05:06:04 Devastator: Plus, well.. Enri does have commander ranks..
05:06:07 MidJag: Also I think they just do what she says at this point.
05:06:15 syv: Not a single miss of flaming arrows, which immediately set fire to the tower.
05:06:24 syv: Flaming arrows aren't anywhere near that effective.
05:06:28 Devastator: fictional flaming arrows are, though.
05:06:56 MidJag: Also they probably got the best archers to shoot
05:07:05 Devastator: They could be magic arrows.
05:07:27 Devastator: I doubt they have a lot of magic items, but they might have some magic torch oil.
05:07:28 MidJag: What are they going to do without the passive buffs?
05:07:41 syv: This drama is just pointless to make you think things are going to happen.
05:08:21 syv: See how much of a jackass this guy is?
05:08:21 Devastator: "I left my hot irons on my other horse!"
05:08:41 Piecewise_: If I remember right episode 11 is quite fun
05:08:49 syv: Just fucking stand there like idiots.
05:08:55 Devastator: Yeah, faceless mooks are bad.
05:09:14 MidJag: I'm far too tired to think through plots right now. I shall enjoy the pretty pictures as they are.
05:10:09 syv: This guy is screaming "KILL ME I'M BAD" so hard.
05:10:19 ER: "kill all the civialians, but move away from where you can keep them from escaping!"
05:10:37 Devastator: To be fair, we do know Enri and the potion-maker will live.
05:10:41 MidJag: I'm kinda suprised that sword dind't go through him
05:11:08 Devastator: Because wolf priest won't let them die.
05:11:44 MidJag: Toughass goblin, took a backstab like a boss.
05:11:45 Devastator: she's looking over this, and has order to make sure they live.
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05:12:07 Devastator: Just wants as many as possible except them to die.
05:12:15 ER: it was powered up by her class maybe?
05:13:14 Devastator: Hello soldier Krilin.
05:13:26 MidJag: And they have drummers. Awesome
05:13:46 Devastator: Maybe you need to be more careful with those magic items.
05:14:29 ER: fucking goblin paladins, hah
05:15:04 MidJag: oh hey controlers and artiliteris
05:15:36 MidJag: ....How many levels of commander does she have at this point?
05:15:44 syv: Just a ducking deus ex machina.
05:15:51 Devastator: Farmer 1, Sergeant 1, Commander 2, and General 2.
05:16:53 MidJag: So are the dark elves good?
05:16:54 Devastator: eyes full of sparkles and love.
05:17:01 syv: Trap needs to die painfully
05:17:51 syv: You have no power in this place
05:18:41 syv: Oooh, suddenlt deep voice, nic3.
05:18:51 ER: she's more of a cat, really
05:19:16 syv: She's too happy and excitable.
05:19:32 MidJag: Ainz can summon goblins?
05:19:43 Devastator: Yeah. He can summon lots of stuff if he pays for them.
05:20:10 MidJag: I"m very confused as to why solution is eating goblins?
05:20:15 ER: wolves don't TEND to enjoy torturing people to death
05:20:30 MidJag: I dunno, they are endurance hunters
05:21:42 MidJag: I do hope there less CGI next ep, that was a bit much even for me
05:22:01 syv: What? Of course wolves enjoy torturing things to death.
05:22:04 Devastator: It's what I'm worried about in OPM season 2.
05:22:31 syv: And dogs will happily maul prey for extended periods of time just for fun.
05:22:48 syv: Did you think their malice only extends to tearing shoes apart?
05:23:03 Devastator: they really like bones.
05:23:09 ER: dogs act weirdly without humans around though
05:23:29 syv: Dogs act weird *with* humans around.
05:24:03 ER: dogs left alone to form a socail structure don't act like wolves
05:24:19 Devastator: Well, we get Ainz next ep.
05:25:16 MidJag: uhh, this'll be my last one.
05:25:42 syv: There's only one after this one.
05:26:41 MidJag: They're both fairly bishie
05:26:58 Devastator: pink eyes are super bishie.
05:27:16 syv: There is only one here who is truly bishie.
05:27:24 syv: The other dude has way too strong a jaw.
05:27:35 Devastator: Although he does have beard-on-beard.
05:27:41 Devastator: That counts for something.
05:27:47 syv: Don'tcha know? Attractive men look ambiguously feminine.
05:28:00 Devastator: Nah, he had levels in Princess before becoming Emperor. ;-p
05:28:07 ER: attractive people in general do~
05:29:24 Devastator: Well, that's an army.
05:29:54 MidJag: Wow, they are actually facelss
05:30:40 Devastator: he's wearing magic gear.
05:30:41 syv: That's a leather tiara with cheek covers.
05:30:54 Devastator: This is his war stuff.
05:31:01 MidJag: I think a helmet requires some form of head covering
05:31:11 Devastator: It's a MMO, just something that fills the slot.
05:31:14 syv: His war stuff includes a tiara.
05:31:24 Devastator: It's a MMO, just something that fills the slot.
05:31:28 MidJag: Gazef is pretty princess
05:31:30 syv: Ahh, yes, like Dark Souls III.
05:31:57 syv: Just wear anything on your head and you get most of the benefit.
05:32:05 syv: No, only III works like that.
05:32:32 syv: in I and II armor gives the same benefit regardless of whether it's compared to nudity or other armor.
05:33:12 MidJag: I still think trap is a druid.
05:33:44 syv: We've literally never debated that. He's always been a druid.
05:34:18 Devastator: oh come on, you gotta see the big spell.
05:34:51 MidJag: How do you even cast super tier magic without that cash item
05:34:59 Devastator: It takes like six minutes, and you don't.
05:36:07 MidJag: See, now that's more like what I was expecting
05:36:14 ER: shoulda ganked him while he was casting~
05:36:19 MidJag: More than just the mans fall down.
05:36:59 Devastator: and bad CGI, sadly.
05:37:04 Devastator: yeah, they're fucked.
05:37:10 Devastator: He said this one was fun.
05:37:21 syv: Huh. They actually are Shub Niggurath's children.
05:38:03 ER: adorable little baby goats :)
05:38:18 syv: Yes. Shub Niggurath is the black goat of the woods, IIRC.
05:39:56 Devastator: Yeah, Ainz is worse than titans.
05:40:05 Devastator: I suspect your fortress was not impenetrable.
05:40:52 MidJag: He's got a well built ribcage
05:41:54 MidJag: That's a cool monster
syv
05:42:19 Devastator: Wow, that's ballsy.
05:42:42 syv: Go read some goddamn lovecraft
05:42:56 Devastator: Uh oh, the named characters have arrived.
05:42:58 syv: It's all free online nowadays anyway
05:43:23 Devastator: I don't know, Princess might try for the throne.
05:43:40 Devastator: oh god, better not kill Senpai.
05:43:56 ER: yeah, Pincess will probably go for it
05:44:28 Devastator: He's pretty weak, but probably has enough to survive being rezzed.
05:44:31 syv: I like the subtle baas in the background.
05:44:48 ER: can he take one of these on?
05:44:56 Devastator: Gazef is really good.
05:45:01 Devastator: but.. I don't think on this scale.
05:46:56 syv: Aww, I wanted them to get gracelessly stomped during the credits.
05:47:18 Devastator: Last ep is called "Player vs. Non Player Character", so probably not.
05:48:51 MidJag: I'm not sure what Ainz expected to happen here.
05:49:25 syv: ...Because the guy is a good person and agreeing would be better for literally everyone?
05:49:48 syv: If Ainz wants him to do something bad then he can just refuse *then*.
05:50:07 Devastator: I mean, Ainz can rewrite memories.
05:50:19 MidJag: Alright I can do one more
05:50:20 syv: Agreeing literally has no cost beyond his personal sense of honor, which is immaterial in the face of so many deaths/
05:50:36 Devastator: Only if you trust him, though.
05:50:48 syv: If Ainz was going to mind control him then he could just do that. Agreeing to be his subordinate means nothing from Gazef's PoV.
05:51:02 syv: Trust matters not at all here.
05:51:18 ER: Ainz is already a monster, and submitting to what's basically a threat isn't a good example.
05:51:20 syv: He breaks his word, then your little agreement means nothing. There's no cost.
05:51:20 Devastator: Well.. yeah. You might want to be doing something else.
05:51:25 Devastator: He's met Ainz before.
05:51:54 syv: Doing something else, like what?
05:51:57 Devastator: Maybe the best way to save lives isn't to agree to be his subordinate.
05:52:13 syv: He literally was given a choice "Everyone here dies, or you agree to serve me."
05:52:23 Devastator: There's a third option.. negotiate.
05:52:29 syv: Yes, and asking to duel is the way to do that. [/sarcasm]
05:52:45 Devastator: You sure? Ainz didn't just outright kill him.
05:53:10 syv: If he wants to stall for time or negotiate then he should do THAT, rather than ask for a duel.
05:53:12 MidJag: sorry took a sec to get set up.
05:53:23 Devastator: asking for a duel could have been the stall tactic.
05:53:27 Devastator: plus, Blue was watching.
05:53:52 Devastator: Brain has seen some of these monsters and lived.
05:54:04 MidJag: He should have the duel be soley physical.
05:54:16 Devastator: Yeah. He saw Shalteer twice.
05:54:23 MidJag: would give him a slightly longer lifespan
05:54:37 syv: Why are defending this shit?
05:54:45 syv: YOU are a better writer than this.
05:54:59 MidJag: who are you talking to?
05:55:00 Devastator: Becuase you have no concept of why someone might choose to die.
05:55:19 syv: ...Nah, I take that back. This isn't bad, persay, Gazef is just an idiot, which is fine.
05:55:28 Devastator: Gazef has goals beyond his own life.
05:55:40 Devastator: It's why he spent so much time training soldiers.
05:55:45 Devastator: It's why he made friends with Brain.
05:55:46 ER: this says player vs player, actually
05:55:50 Devastator: It's why he cares about the kid.
05:55:51 syv: And this is not the best way to achiefe said goals.
05:57:56 syv: See, if he's trying to prove something about Ainz, then this could be a reasonable gamble, but then it's still worse than agreeing.
06:00:33 ER: how would time stop work in an mmo?
06:00:53 MidJag: ...in 3.5 can you counter-spell time stop even?
06:01:00 syv: You can't perceive anything until it's over.
06:02:27 MidJag: I feel like CGI for elderitch ambos kinda works
06:03:04 syv: Better than for soldiers, sure.
06:03:11 Devastator: I do wish they were hand drawn.
06:03:16 Devastator: And yeah, better than for soldiers.
06:03:36 MidJag: I wish they were hand drawn as well. But it works better than for the soliders
06:03:43 syv: Damn, was Brain in love with Gazef or something?
06:03:59 Devastator: Quite possibly, yeah.
06:04:02 MidJag: Nah he just wanted a death buddy.~
06:04:38 ER: ...hmm, might they find the body of the prince and raise him?
06:04:46 Devastator: I very much doubt that.
06:04:59 Devastator: Wolfie probably ate it.
06:05:02 Devastator: or shipped it back.
06:05:17 Devastator: so shipped it back and ate it.
06:05:54 syv: And this is why he didn't want a rez too, of course. Because he's totally more inspiring dead than alive, and that's of such great value.
06:06:06 Devastator: I suspect he hit his own cap.
06:06:35 syv: Then he's an asshole rather than an idiot.
06:06:39 Devastator: ie, he knew he couldn't get better than he was then, while Brain, although currently behind, could one day top him.
06:06:45 Devastator: Oh hell yeah Gazef was an asshole.
06:06:58 Devastator: But I don't know that.
06:07:04 Devastator: that last part is my suspicion.
06:07:06 syv: That really wasn't apparent from his characterization.
06:07:22 Devastator: Not all assholes are antisocial ones.
06:08:08 MidJag: Hmm, I wonder if as she gains more ranks in princess she gets bigger eyes
06:08:20 syv: Does he ever take that armor off?
06:08:32 Devastator: I think he has an enchantment on it that removes that requirement.
06:08:43 Devastator: I don't know that, but it would make sense.
06:08:48 ER: armor too good to take off :P
06:09:17 MidJag: There's a presitge class or something in 3.5 that lets you integrate with your amrmor
06:09:32 Devastator: There's a presitge class or something in 3.5 that ... ;-p
06:09:38 Devastator: (lets you do anything.)
06:10:15 Devastator: Where were you keeping that?
06:10:34 Devastator: Aye.. now he has to use Momon to do this.
06:10:43 syv: Victoria's Secret Compartment.
06:11:33 MidJag: Pandoras actor makes this so convientent
06:11:38 Devastator: So which one's Pandora's?
06:11:40 ER: which one is pandora's actor here?
06:11:50 syv: The one she's rubbing up against;
06:12:02 Devastator: ..wouldn't it be the other way around?
06:12:21 MidJag: Nah, because Ainz would like move away from her.
06:12:30 ER: hmm, so he's making the example he wanted to make with Gazef with his own persona instead
06:12:42 Devastator: Yeah. Gazef would have been better.
06:12:50 Devastator: But he doesn't have that option now.
06:13:29 MidJag: Can panadora speak while disguised?
06:13:44 Devastator: Greata Teleportationu!
06:13:44 MidJag: huh, wonder why he didn't then
06:13:48 Devastator: Greata Teleportationu!
06:14:25 Devastator: Who'se in the tomb?
06:14:30 MidJag: I gotta say the theme song has kinda grown on me
06:14:30 ER: ...didn't get to see any more gun maid
06:14:30 Devastator: Who is in the tomb?
06:14:43 Devastator: And more dragon butler.
06:15:27 syv: Not shooting anything tho.
06:15:51 Devastator: Should celebrate with guns.
06:16:00 Devastator: Well, good to finish it before OPM season 2.
06:16:06 Devastator: Dunno about the next season, if and when it comes.
06:17:00 syv: The next season of Overlord will be just as boring I'm sure. Maybe moreso. This one was even more boring than the last, so there's a trend.
06:17:25 Devastator: yeah, yeah, first season was terrible, second season was better but more boring, third season was even more boring.
06:17:40 Devastator: You with anime is like me with video games.
06:17:58 Devastator: (High standards, though.)
06:18:10 ER: the only good final episode fight was season 1, though.
06:18:17 Devastator: That was a good fight.
06:18:20 ER: Player vs Non-Player Character
06:19:19 ER: the time stop of this episode was at least pretty entertaining, though. :P
06:19:33 Devastator: Yeah, that was unexpected.
06:19:36 ER: it's not a "fight", but it was stylish as heck
06:19:38 Devastator: and
syv thought Gazef wouldn't die! ;-p
06:19:43 syv: Yes. It was worth arounf four-five minutes of boredom.
06:19:57 syv: Shub-niggurath's kids were also cool.
06:20:22 syv: Him and the prince were the only ones to die though, so I was still kinda correct.
06:20:39 syv: Indeed. Fucking 2d is impossible, 3d's the only real option.
06:20:52 syv: I'm sure fucking 4d would be an experience, but not one I'd enjoy.
06:20:59 Devastator: infinite monkey cubes.
06:21:19 ER: fucking 2d may be impossible, but we all know that it's the only true option
06:21:42 MidJag: I think fucking 2d would resulte in genital lacertations.
06:22:02 Devastator: Needlepoint women and all.
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06:23:10 ER: I also somewhat appreciated Enri being OP :P
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06:23:28 ER: commander class gets some love, I guess.
06:23:39 syv: What a surprise,
ER likes the warrior girl.
06:24:17 ER: she's not even remotely a fighter
06:24:51 Devastator: Nah, books say she's 'extremely fit' and 'so buff it's turning her off.'
06:26:38 syv: So apparently there's a game called "Boyfriend Dungeon" in which the protagonist goes dungeon delving using swords which transform into attractive men/women/possibly a cat.
06:27:01 Devastator: I'm predicting she'll end up like a Fire Emblem general, really big and fit, but largely incapable of movement. ;-p
06:27:08 syv: I saw this, read about it, and all I could think was that it seemed
ER.
06:27:33 syv: Are you gonna be reading the rest of the books as they come out?
06:27:39 ER: I... agree that it seems pretty
ER.
06:27:58 Devastator: Me? Maybe. They're short.
06:28:05 syv: ...Do you need recommendations on fiction to read?
06:28:26 syv: Oh, the "very much so" was in response to the
ER thing.
06:29:19 Devastator: Really, what I want is Kingkiller Chronicles book 3.
06:29:25 Devastator: and stuff to fill time until that comes out.
06:30:18 syv: It doesn't mean I have no standards for quality whatsoever.
06:30:44 Devastator: ..mostly I want physical books.
06:31:21 syv: I don't have physical books, sorry. Or at least they're all mediocre and annoying to ship.
06:32:37 ER: sometimes I go to the library and look at the books and it occurs to me that I have no idea what I'm looking at and then I leave without really looking at anything.
06:32:58 Devastator: It would be great if physical books had thingies belonging to them that allowed others to describe which specific books one was talking about.
06:33:30 syv: I have more than enough things to read at all times, and don't see the purpose in spending time driving just to look for books which will be more annoying to handle and will likely be less interesting than me.
06:33:42 syv: Libraries are for scrubs who don't know how to pirate.
06:33:44 Devastator: or less annoying to handle and more interesting.
06:34:10 ER: if you need to drive to get to a library you live in a terrible place~
06:34:56 syv: I can read a phone in the middle of the night without other lights, in basically any position due to the relative weight of the phone, and have better bookmarking, with search of the entire book at a moment's notice, while being able to control font.
06:35:23 syv: The nearest library is about thirty minutes' drive away.
06:35:44 Devastator: I can read a book while in the bathtub.
06:36:11 syv: I don't take baths. I take showers. Baths are for children.
06:36:41 MidJag: I also live at a unversity so it's more covnient than otherwise super close.
06:37:11 Devastator: Eh, I take showers when I don't have the time.
06:37:16 Devastator: Also, it gets cold.
06:37:25 Devastator: Showering in the cold sucks.
06:38:00 Devastator: It really does, though.
06:38:14 Devastator: nothing better than a tub of hot water after being out in the cold all day.
06:39:19 syv: I think heroin would be more enjoyable.
06:40:50 MidJag: Yeah but the Ld50 for water is way higher than heroins.
06:46:01 syv: The magic eye mod linked to in that article is much more impressive/disturbing.
06:46:12 syv: I want someone to make a Dark Souls mod like that.
06:47:32 MidJag: ....Holy shit I just realized I actually have a windows. I can finally get doom and play it on a computer.
06:49:15 MidJag: Yes, I actually have played Doom multiple times, jut always on a phone.
06:50:49 Devastator: I played Doom when it was new.
06:50:50 syv: I've played Descent on a phone, Doom is no worse.
06:51:03 Devastator: Also, play Terranigma,
MJ. ;-p
06:51:14 syv: Read Lovecraft first though.
06:51:22 syv: Much shorter and more influential.
06:52:34 Devastator: I'll give you that.
06:53:11 syv: Terranigma though I am pretty confident is less famous/influential than The Call of Cthulhu.
06:53:28 Devastator: I don't know which horse I'd back.
06:54:23 syv: I'd probably back Doom because I've enjoyed it more. Lovecraft is good, but kinda, uhh, debatably pleasant to read. Lots of his stuff is eyeroll inducing.
06:54:52 syv: Also, the terror of people with OTHER SKIN COLORS OH GOD
06:55:29 syv: Though that's an understatement of his racism I guess.
06:55:48 Devastator: Oh racism went beyond that, back in the day..
06:55:53 Devastator: same skin colour too.
06:56:02 ER: fear of the cosmic unknown, tentacles, and black people
06:56:37 syv: Yeah. Hence why I said that was an understatement.
06:57:09 syv: He also hates the uneducated, the poor, and those with vaugely different ancestry than him.
06:57:32 syv: Basically Lovecraft hated everyone with few exceptions beyond really ancient people.
06:57:49 Devastator: Those were different classes!
06:57:56 MidJag: Didn't he have like a Jewish wife or somehting?
06:58:20 ER: may as well simplify it down and say that he hates everything and everyone
06:58:30 syv: I think he may have? He also hated sex.
06:58:49 syv: And at-the-time modern science.
06:59:00 syv: Lovecraft was kind've afraid of everything.
06:59:13 MidJag: It would explain a lot of his writing
06:59:26 syv: Have you read any of his writing? -.-
06:59:32 ER: fuck everything is so SCARY
07:00:11 syv: His stories are very short and easily available online, you really don't have an excuse not to read them.
07:00:46 syv: They're debatably entertaining, but they're still pretty unique and fascinating, so worth the time.
07:01:50 syv:
ER, go update Tactihell then.
07:02:28 syv: I enjoy the game,
MJ enjoys the game, and several others enjoy the game, we all want it to continue.
07:02:45 ER: I'm reading youtube comments go away
07:02:57 syv: Leave the chatroom then. >:(
07:03:27 syv:
MidJag can you help me nag
ER:
07:03:39 MidJag:
ER you should update tachhell
07:04:03 syv:
ER, do you like Lupusregina in Overlord?
07:04:24 syv: Because Rakiit is a lot like her with less sadism and cannibalism and shit.
07:04:37 ER: so not similar at all, got it
07:04:40 Devastator: Like her, except different in every way.
07:04:49 syv: Do you like big crusader dudes killing things"
07:05:00 ER: wolfie is better than the slime one
07:05:10 Devastator: Have you killed anything yet in tachell?
07:05:33 syv: Because Alexander is about to kill a thing (I hope). You just need to update so he can stake a vampire.
07:05:44 MidJag: Rakiit is somehow slower than twerpy doctor and a pirate so no. ~
07:06:05 syv: I played myself in the test game, and in that game I personally killed three people, though.
07:06:21 syv: [Kittens]! There's kittens!
07:06:32 syv: Update Tactihell for the [kittens]!
07:06:49 Devastator: I thought Rakiit was like super fast.
07:07:09 syv: But she has low focus, while the doc and macedonian have insanely good focus.
07:07:11 ER: so far PCs pointed guns at each other and kit killed some bugs offscreen
07:07:24 syv: Which is kinda worthless beyond making them likely to win initiative.
07:07:35 MidJag: Rakiit has ADD and a stim addiction so she's not great on the whole focus thing.
07:07:45 ER: not sure that I understand the macedonian's build
07:07:47 Devastator: So she's super fast, except she's always distracted at the moment things go down.
07:08:00 syv: Basically Rakiit is hyperfast but easily distracted, while the dudes are slow but very attentive, so they all end up moving at around the same time.
07:08:03 Devastator: That sounds like a problem that can be solved with stimulants.
07:08:27 syv: The Macedonian has no build, because his player is an idiot.
07:08:28 ER: speed counts towards initiative equallaly as much as focus, and you can lose focus too
07:09:11 syv: Also, Rakiit is really damn hard to hit, so she's unlikely to take focus damage. While the Macedonian and doctor are... well, they'll die as soon as we enter a real combat.
07:09:26 MidJag: Amph just needs a massive amount of amphetamines at all times.
07:09:36 Devastator: depends on if they can always stand behind your guy.
07:09:42 Devastator: and bribe the catgirl with enough drugs.
07:09:47 Devastator: then they'll live forever.
07:09:54 syv: Doctor might try that. Macedonian is too stupid to.
07:10:09 syv: Doctor will probably end up getting shot by the catgirl.
07:10:16 syv: That is, if
ER EVER UPDATES
07:10:35 ER: Amph actually taking stimulants won't actually help her with this system...
07:10:42 syv: But noooo, Youtube comments are more entertaining than our characters. -.-
07:10:57 ER: well now I'm reading B12 and you
07:11:10 Devastator: Nah, that chance is gone.
07:11:19 syv: Closer. Just change the thread.
07:11:46 ER: changing the thread won't get me there, it's half-written in notepad already
07:17:30 MidJag: We should watch kill bill for a movie night sometime.
07:17:50 syv: Sure, sure, we already have a bunch of movies to watch though.
07:18:04 syv: Find a torrent for it and verify it works.
07:18:23 syv: If you do that, I'll download it at work tomorrow.
07:19:53 ER: okay, send me some good music then
syv
07:20:05 MidJag: ooooh, what kind of music?
07:21:01 syv: Just what I have open currently.
07:22:41 MidJag: Random smattering of stuff I have open.
07:23:17 syv: Out of curiousity, how many tabs do you have open
MJ?
07:23:30 MidJag: do you really want to know?
07:23:33 Devastator: Numbers don't go up that high.
07:24:21 MidJag: I currently have 17 windows of those windows there are 61 tabs spread among them.
07:24:34 syv: Huh. That's not bad at all.
07:24:57 MidJag: yeah, I just updated firefox so it's sorta in a reset period
07:25:07 syv: I've got 41 tabs in Firefox mobile open, probably around ~15 on one laptop, maybe 30ish on the other.
07:25:50 MidJag: Oh do you want mobile tabs as well? in that case in safari on my phone I have a 140 tabs
07:25:51 ER: I need to open an extra tab for youtube music. Sometimes I have a few more.
07:26:16 ER: on my phone chrome is open with zero tabs
07:26:19 syv: Most tabs are essentially bookmarks for me; music to save, threads/comics I follow, or fiction I'm reading through.
07:26:50 syv: Hah. Yeah, FF mobile just says ∞ tabs if more than 99 are open.
07:28:09 MidJag: I'm pretty much the same way.
07:29:08 MidJag: ....It get's bad when I do reaserch and such, then I'll have like evernote always open to save all the stuff and an ever growing mass of tabs and windows of papers and google scholar searches.
07:33:20 MidJag: it is, it's like a jungle of disoganization occasionally tamed by liberal applications of fire.
07:34:41 ER: sorry can't write turn too bust fending off kitten~
07:34:57 syv: Pet cat with one hand, write with other.
07:36:02 ER: even while being pat, he moves forward onto keyboard
07:37:22 ER: what should the statline of a platainum warhammer be anyway
07:38:16 syv: Tactihell mechanics? Gimme a couple mins...
07:40:05 syv: [melee: lethal/AP4 pain4 knockdown stamina1]
07:40:29 syv: Sledgehammer, but +1 AP, pain, and weight.
07:43:17 Devastator: Platinum heavy, yo.
07:43:32 Devastator: ..and I'm in one of the very few places where people would know that.
07:44:36 MidJag: Why does canada konw that plantium is heavy?
07:44:50 ER: platainum heavy, and it's actually made of solid platainum because that's how dorfs roll, but unlike the sledge it's one-handed and actually intended to be used as a weapon.
07:45:16 Devastator: "Where people are familiar with Dwarf Fortress."
07:45:54 syv: It's intended for use as a weapon, and a sledgehammer isn't.
07:46:17 syv: Honestly, there's a strong argument for it to be lighter than a sledgehammer, reagrdless of the material it's made of.
07:47:21 Devastator: A hunk of platinum smaller than, say, a six pound warhammer is tiny.
07:51:33 syv: That's a light sledgehammer though.
07:51:47 syv: Isn't the average more like fifteen pounds or something?
07:51:54 Devastator: It's heavy enough for most things.
07:52:49 syv: Also, like, actual warhammers used as weapons were very light and small, by what we think of as "warhammers".
07:54:24 syv: According to this guy warhammers had like three pound heads.
07:54:57 syv: So yeah, 50% heavier than a sledgehammer is crazy, unless the sledge is unusually tiny.
07:55:24 Devastator: a 3 pound piece of platinum is..
07:59:25 syv: Looks like platinum is roughly 2.5x the weight of steel, so if we say the sledge is ten pounds, 50% more means the warhammer is 15 pounds, five times the weight of a normal warhammer, and therefore about double the volume.
08:00:21 ER: normal warhammers aren't made out of solid steel
08:00:41 syv: Sorry, I'm talking just about the head.
08:00:47 ER: unless they're made by dwarves
08:09:22 ER: what would you do if you had to fight using only a adamantine warhammer,
dev?
08:10:03 syv: Yeah, an addy warhammer wouldn't be so bad.
08:10:36 syv: It's still completely rigid, so it would transfer force well, it just wouldn't gain a lot of inertia from being swung around.
08:11:33 ER: put your own weight behind it
08:11:55 Devastator: not much smash, though.
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16:22:21 Devastator: ..was hoping to sleep longer.
17:21:30 Devastator: Ahh, the wikipedia page on the Courland pocket, where the russia propagandists and the neo-nazi revisionists have both had their way.
18:10:39 Devastator: Mmm, yeah, giant griffen would probably spook them.
18:11:05 Devastator: But I'd expect the capital should have an airship dock somewhere near it, which should have a platform to park it on.
19:15:11 Devastator:
Piecewise_, would it be funnier if I took a guard to look after yon big bird, or just gang-pressed someone it likes to pat attention to it?
19:15:56 Piecewise_: Just tie it to a horse hitching post
19:16:06 Piecewise_: and hope it doesn't eat the horses
19:16:37 Devastator: Hope it does eat the horses.
19:16:52 Devastator: I can probably afford to pay off the owners, and then it'll likely take a nap.
19:17:05 Devastator: Plus I can't see someone picking a fight with it.
19:17:37 Devastator: well, without going to the magebreakers, where I'll then run into them and sort it out. ;-p
19:21:08 Devastator: Is intimidation based on strength or willpower?
19:39:36 Piecewise_: guess it depends on if its flexing or treatening
19:41:14 Devastator: happily eating a horse.
19:42:50 Devastator: I'll bring a guard. It should be able to carry four people.
19:45:10 Devastator: if not, that's what magic is for.
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20:36:12 MidJag:
ER I like how the candy knife has an AP of 5 but only when thrown. Nice touch.
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