ERLOG 2019-03-09

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01:34:25 Devastator: Generally.
01:34:29 Devastator: There are anti flood controls.
01:34:59 Devastator: Heya Piecewise.
01:35:02 Devastator: who, of course, isn't here.
01:35:04 Devastator sighs.
01:36:23 Devastator: Well, Kit must be on discord.
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01:49:52 Devastator: Heya ER.
01:49:57 Devastator: Posted orders in Cult.
01:50:02 Devastator: You gotta stab that bunny first.
01:52:22 Devastator: up for some survivor?
01:52:27 ER: NOPE
01:52:40 ER: gotta write TH some time
01:52:53 Devastator: Right.
01:52:55 Devastator: ...
01:52:59 Devastator: You're not stabbing the bunny?
01:54:01 ER: No?
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02:04:28 midnightjaguar: Lo
02:04:42 ER: heya
02:05:13 Devastator: Hey MJ>
02:05:17 midnightjaguar: How’re people?
02:05:19 Devastator: It's the weekend for you, isn't it.
02:05:29 midnightjaguar: It is.
02:06:34 midnightjaguar: Is it not for canda?
02:11:46 midnightjaguar: Hmm. I suppose I should ask about Canada as well. Rather than just about its alumninum cousin.
02:12:02 ER: cadia
02:13:03 midnightjaguar: By dint of all being dead one would think they too don’t get weekends
02:13:12 Devastator: Yes, it's the weekend.
02:13:48 midnightjaguar: Cool.
02:15:00 ER: planets that blow up don't get weekends by order of the ministorium.
02:15:14 ER: Apparently it's a waste of resources.
02:24:03 Devastator: "Roll to magical fight club."
02:24:08 Devastator: So... magical anarchists?
02:24:52 ER: the first rule of magical fight club is GARSTORPIT GARSTORPIT GARSTORPIT GARSTORPIT GARSTORPIT
02:25:08 Devastator: Heh.
02:25:29 ER: maybe I spelled that right this time...
02:25:40 Devastator: No idea.
02:25:42 Devastator: Syv?
02:25:49 Devastator: Mario Mario Mario Mario..
02:26:31 ER: Zentol Zentol Zentol Zentol
02:28:00 Devastator: Heavy Metal Bear
02:28:08 ER: no
02:28:16 ER: icelandic death metal bear
02:28:58 midnightjaguar: A bflaw a flaming saw bear. as terrible as its name is ridiculously
02:29:09 Devastator: Circular Saw Bird.
02:29:11 midnightjaguar: ^ridiculose
02:29:30 Devastator: You have read A Beginner's Guide, haven't you, MJ?
02:29:39 midnightjaguar: I have
02:29:40 Devastator: And don't you owe us some Terranigma?
02:29:51 Devastator: That is why I want a flying mount, dammit.
02:29:54 midnightjaguar: Eventually
02:30:12 midnightjaguar: Probably gonna end up being a summer thing
02:31:18 Devastator: mmm.
02:40:54 Devastator: Oop, there's Tachell.
02:41:23 midnightjaguar: Oh yay
02:42:56 midnightjaguar: The adventures of Bert and Ernie continue I see.
02:44:28 Devastator: Go find something to kill. ;-p
02:44:32 Devastator: I didn't get any PvP.
02:44:36 Devastator: so go murder something.
02:46:02 midnightjaguar: I’m still kinda surprised that didn’t end in death. But both people have stupid good initiative by dint of way over stacking focus.
02:47:08 Devastator: Ask him for drugs.
02:47:12 Devastator: after all, the doctors all had drugs.
02:47:52 Devastator: (Yes, if I can't get PvP I want to see a coked-up catgirl.)
02:48:12 midnightjaguar: True....but would she want to shoot him more because him always having drugs is something very doctory?
02:48:35 ER: I'm not planning to adjust the game at all according to your whims, Dev.
02:49:04 midnightjaguar: He can make drugs to be fair
02:49:42 Devastator: you would if I was playing.
02:50:03 ER: you're fuckin' not tho
02:50:45 Devastator: Probably not, but I'd expect her to ask the doc for drugs.
02:50:48 Devastator: or if he has drugs.
02:50:51 Devastator: you are addicted, right?
02:52:31 Devastator: I mean, I can't count the number of smokers who have tried to bum cigarettes off me.
02:54:23 Devastator: so the doc can live if the drugs come.
02:57:26 midnightjaguar: Hmm. One sec
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02:58:49 Devastator: the doc could then give you poison or bad drugs in self-defense.
03:24:31 Devastator: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/02/18/who-me/
03:46:54 ER: salami dave is pretty cool
03:47:43 Devastator: oh?
03:47:47 Devastator: who dat?
03:48:04 ER: https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/king-of-swords-5-49/
03:48:25 ER: the guy who can do that
03:50:27 Devastator: no big deal, that.
03:50:29 Devastator: Ally can do that.
03:50:43 ER: But can she do it using one finger?
03:51:04 Devastator: Probably, yeah.
03:51:15 ER: He's basically channeling all the force in his body to a single point.
03:52:48 Devastator: So.. the same thing Ally is doing?
03:53:15 Devastator: except she's still a few years behind in bulking up?
03:53:26 ER: She's more about throwing wild haymakers with the force of the universe behind them.
03:55:19 ER: The point is that if he lays a pinky on you you'll fuckin explode.
03:55:23 Devastator: I don't think she hits quite that hard.
03:55:31 Devastator: At least for the nonce.
03:56:01 ER: It's not that he shattered stone, it's how he did it. Using what's supposed to be the strongest martial art in the universe.
03:56:32 Devastator: I don't know if that's better or worse than angel arts.
03:56:43 Devastator: Probably better than many of them.
03:56:48 Devastator: but I'd bet angel arts top out higher.
03:57:00 ER: It does look like moves with more than one point are more powerful, so one point one finger is a basic technique of the style.
03:57:39 ER: Angels have brighter souls than most humans, but their styles are still weaker than Ki Rata.
03:57:48 ER: Supposedly, anyways.
03:59:03 Devastator: Mmm.
03:59:07 ER: Angels are stupid powerful even without martial arts and just get more rediculous with skill, but the *most powerful possible* human is a god.
03:59:09 Devastator: so angels have more juice.
03:59:16 Devastator: but finger dude has plenty of juice.
03:59:25 Devastator: Otoh, he's got less god-stuff than Ally.
03:59:45 ER: Zoss was a human who beat up all the most powerful angels.
04:00:29 ER: Alice has the master key, ultimately seven times as powerful as any of the demiurges.
04:02:25 Devastator: I thought Zoss was the name of the god.
04:02:43 Devastator: well, then her punches will get only mightier.
04:03:03 ER: *the* god? YISUN?
04:04:02 ER: basically a singular entity with unlimited power who was like fuck that and split itself into 700000 gods
04:04:16 Devastator: Eh.
04:04:24 ER: then all those gods killed themselves by making universes
04:04:28 Devastator: TBH, I don't really remember anything.
04:04:48 ER: then zoss shows up at the center of the universe and takes it oveer.
04:06:09 ER: then all zoss's followers murder each other and break everything and the seven survivors who reached a stalemate are the main baddies.
04:08:07 Devastator: Mmm, so there's a wole pile of stuff out there waiting to happen.
04:08:11 Devastator: "My late uncle once had to supervise his troop changing the sprocket wheel of a Centurion tank. Not quite remembering that there was a need to mark the exact position where the sprocket was placed onto the drive shaft they put the new sprocket on incorrectly and proceeded to use the Standard Army method of trying to get it on: i.e. hit it with a sledgehammer. When this completely failed to...
04:08:13 Devastator: ...work they upped the 'sledgehammer' method by driving another tank at it."
04:09:03 ER: sounds like me trying to assemble this lamp. ;P
04:09:37 Devastator: With tanks?
04:09:46 ER: sure
04:09:51 Devastator: Dang.
04:27:08 Devastator: hmm.
04:27:15 ER: hm
04:27:20 ER: think
04:27:25 Devastator: why do these god-like entities only break stuff?
04:28:19 ER: A fundemental truth of the setting? :P
04:29:15 ER: It is kind of a dumb setup for breaking things and killing demons in a weird kung fu world
04:31:27 Devastator: saiga-12 from a normal crate.
04:31:33 ER: happens
04:43:18 Devastator: yah.
04:43:31 Devastator: up for a duo?
04:43:35 Devastator: duos are back.
04:43:37 ER: nah
04:47:39 ER: ahh, going to go to sleep.
04:47:52 ER: See about handling Vessel tomorrow.
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04:48:01 Devastator: ok.
05:31:26 Devastator: ..I never got any orders from MJ.
05:31:28 Devastator: or PW, for that matter.
06:20:01 Devastator: ER did.
06:46:53 Devastator: Heh.
06:47:02 Devastator: Pikasprey made an illegal Exodia deck.
06:49:17 Devastator: it's cheesy.
06:54:03 Devastator: And apparently really cathartic.
07:41:13 Devastator: ahh revolver mac-10 chicken dinner.
07:50:19 Devastator: I should stop talking to myself.
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08:26:21 Devastator: Heya MJ.
08:26:23 Devastator: good to see you.
08:26:29 Devastator: was getting all lonely.
08:27:23 MidJag: good to see you too dev
08:29:14 MidJag: Coming up with an action for bird game
08:29:24 Devastator: Yeah.
08:29:34 Devastator: This just seems like a minor point.
08:29:39 Devastator: a minor place, that is.
08:30:08 Devastator: Plus you don't think the lizards will try to cross the river here to back you up, and there's three swiftrunners on this side.
08:30:59 Devastator: So.. do you feel lucky?
08:32:05 MidJag: I always feel lucky :P
08:32:29 Devastator: well, good luck then.
08:35:57 Devastator: This does feel slightly unreal, after all.
08:36:04 Devastator: although you do want your new buddies to succeed.
08:39:55 MidJag: indeed
08:41:48 Devastator: Wrote some Coven fanfic.
08:44:12 MidJag: heh, nice
08:45:12 Devastator: could send you a copy.
08:45:19 Devastator: Promised to write up a ben-centric one for syv.
08:48:49 MidJag: Sure I'd be intrested
08:49:59 Devastator: ok
08:50:42 Devastator: Sent.
08:58:29 Devastator: lemme know what you think.
09:03:00 MidJag: I will...tommorow.
09:03:29 MidJag: Tired, and I'm going to bed.
09:03:37 MidJag: Bird action has been sent
09:04:51 MidJag: and goodnight
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09:04:59 Devastator: night.
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09:06:32 Devastator: heya.
09:06:35 Devastator: waiting for MJ to leave?
09:06:39 Devastator: seekrits?
09:06:59 Devastator: Maybe I should hold ben story hostage until you update PS.
09:07:06 Devastator: Or set a deadline.
09:07:19 Devastator: If you don't do it, next Ben story is him grappling with becoming a purple catgirl. ;-p
09:07:40 syv: -.-
09:08:18 Devastator: oh, ok.
09:09:05 syv: I'm happy with Tactihell.
09:09:18 Devastator: That's good.
09:09:36 Devastator: You're getting a P90.
09:09:37 syv: Was very tempted to have Alexander shoot one of the newbies with the P90 to test it, but I don't want to kill a player completely arbitrarily.
09:09:40 syv: Yes.
09:09:41 Devastator: syv-bait, that is.
09:10:20 syv: It's no SVD... but yeah, good bait.
09:10:29 Devastator: well, always a good idea to have a ranged weapon.
09:10:37 Devastator: even if your character is built for invulnerability.
09:10:47 syv: Yeah, 'specially since Alexander has low speed.
09:11:00 syv: A build like Rakiit could plink him to death outside his range.
09:11:01 Devastator: Gotta get rocket boots.
09:11:31 syv: Maybe when he becomes a demon.
09:11:53 Devastator: Don't demons have like obligatory batwings or something isntead?
09:11:58 Devastator: Although rocket boots would be good.
09:12:04 Devastator: Maybe get an exoskeleton and be a spiderbot.
09:13:10 syv: No clue. The only demons we've seen so far were little insect things.
09:13:22 Devastator: Ugh, bug demons.
09:13:26 Devastator: Nastiest kind.
09:13:32 syv: Maybe Alexander will just go to armor5 or something.
09:13:38 Devastator: Probably the next witch will be them or something.
09:13:45 Devastator: Armour5, lose another point of movement.
09:13:47 syv: Nah.
09:13:52 Devastator: Eventually he'll have to be wheeled around on a hand cart.
09:13:57 syv: Heh. Yeah, strict downgrade.
09:14:12 Devastator: Hey, you can't go below zero, so...
09:14:33 syv: I *really* hope becoming a demon is an upgrade. I put the points into max corruption hoping it'd be more useful than six speed now.
09:14:49 Devastator: I'd guess it probably is.
09:15:02 Devastator: Although likely not a pure, completely reliable upgrade.
09:15:25 syv: Prolly not.
09:15:40 Devastator: But I'd guess you'll end up better off.
09:15:46 Devastator: Probably significantly better.
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17:40:18 ER: allo guvnah
17:41:22 Devastator: hello
17:44:03 ER: are there any balanced universes where perpetual motion engines can exist?
17:47:17 Devastator: Yeah.
17:47:30 Devastator: Have it be possible through tapping of the Aether.
17:47:40 Devastator: Or somthing like this one.
17:48:15 ER: if you have to take the energy from another realm it's not exactly perpetual motion, is it?
17:48:38 Devastator: Nah, not necessarily. It would just be that you can't have more than a certain amount packed into a certain space.
17:48:59 Devastator: So you can have a permanent energy source, but you need a large area to cerate it in.
17:53:55 Devastator: PW on?
17:57:35 ER: nooooo?
17:57:46 ER: user list is rather empty
18:00:35 Devastator: ok.
18:00:39 Devastator: yeah.
18:00:44 Devastator: I wonder where Aoshi went.
18:01:24 ER: his web service ended
18:01:46 Devastator: oh.
18:03:54 Devastator: "Stop it you perverted skeleton."
18:30:53 ER: http://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/yeetthefckr2.png
18:36:36 Devastator: yeah?
18:45:31 Devastator: yeetthefckr?
18:45:37 Devastator: whatever that means.
18:45:56 ER: yeetthefckr is certainly a good file name
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19:12:11 Devastator: How's your painter doing?
19:12:23 ER: I need more fucking mana.
19:12:41 ER: I'd be perfectly fucking fine if I had more fucking mana
19:12:48 Devastator: Always the demand.
19:12:56 Devastator: I've had plenty.. but I need more fucking mana too.
19:13:31 ER: I'm gonna steal all your fucking mana k
19:13:33 Devastator: Well, you've got 4, so you can do something.
19:13:46 Devastator: Talk to RC. That group has like 90.
19:14:00 Devastator: I have.. 6.
19:14:06 Devastator: which is more than 4..
19:14:30 ER: yeah if I want to do anything signifigant I just have a fucking 33% chance of automatic failure regardless of my stats perfectly fucking fine
19:15:31 Devastator: [1]
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20:21:51 ER: I have a 50% chance to cast successfully if I make a d6 explosion
20:21:51 ER: and I have a 25% chance to cast successfully if I cast a d12 explosion.
20:21:51 ER: The difference is that one of them gives me a slight edge in a difficult fight and the other one singlehandedly kills everything in the room.
20:21:52 ER: Would be a lot better if I had more mana obviously, but yeah I'll take a 1/4 chance to auto win.
20:22:24 Devastator: Sounds good.
20:22:34 Devastator: otoh, the backlash from a critfail is worse with the d12.
20:22:59 Devastator: although that might be limited because you don't have enough mana to power a big backlash.
20:24:12 Devastator: Your odds are also better than 1/4.
20:24:19 Devastator: 17/20 * 2/3
20:24:38 Devastator: 17/20 * 1/3, sorry.
20:24:49 Devastator: so 17/60
20:25:18 Devastator: 1d10 might also be big enough.
20:25:48 Devastator: in which case your odds are 17/20 * 2/5
20:26:27 Devastator: about 1/3
20:26:29 Devastator: 34%
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23:55:28 Devastator: heyo
23:55:40 ER: what's up?
23:55:56 Devastator: RGU update rush yet?
23:56:03 ER: yup
23:56:06 Devastator: not much. went food shopping.
23:56:31 Devastator: good one that.
23:56:47 ER: then Kit was like "Aha!" and explained the kittens thing in the thread because I told him about it on discord -_-
23:57:26 Devastator: Fuck Kit.
23:57:32 Devastator: And fuck Discord.
23:57:48 ER: eh, it's a place for talk
23:58:28 Devastator: One where everything is around forever..
23:58:44 ER: I can delete anything on my server
23:59:15 Devastator: Yes, 'delete'.
23:59:30 Devastator: it's ok.
23:59:35 Devastator: Just fuck kit for not getting it. ;-p
23:59:46 Devastator: bad rolls though.
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