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01:32:04 ER: it's always such a pleasure
01:32:19 ER: remember that time you tried to kill me twice
01:32:26 ER: oh how we laughed and laughed
01:32:45 ER: under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice
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01:54:17 Devastator: Yandere Princess is evil.
01:54:31 Devastator: no way that's not going to matter.
01:55:04 Devastator: And also, apparently just a bit less smart than freaking Demiurge.
01:55:34 Devastator: explicitly smarter than everyone else in the continent except for Demiurge.
01:57:13 Devastator: negotiations in k6bd.
01:58:04 ER: solomon sitting around boredly while gods argue
02:06:46 Devastator: or sit there while negotiations occur.
03:07:56 Devastator: having a harder time winning with the revolver-mac-10 combo than I'm used to.
03:08:23 ER: possibly because they added better weapons? :P
03:08:31 Devastator: That does hurt a bit, yes.
03:08:34 ER: Maybe also people got better at the game...
03:08:38 Devastator: but it's still remarkably fun seeing people run from a revolver.
03:08:42 Devastator: a little of that too.
03:09:20 Devastator: I did force some truly embarassing kills, which was nice.
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03:11:02 syv:
ER, please update Tactichell
03:11:24 Devastator: didn't miss by much.
03:11:40 Devastator: (brb, checking if he updated Pumsy's..)
03:14:42 Devastator: Tachell is good too, though.
03:14:47 Devastator: I want to see some PvP action.
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03:19:01 Devastator: having slightly more difficulty with survivor.io than I was used to.
03:22:26 MJ:
ER, you should update tachhell. I need that high octane tactical shopping fix :P
03:23:42 MJ: huh, you know you could probably draw the word "fox" in such a way that is resembles a fox.
03:24:09 ER: is this not true of most words?
03:24:58 Devastator: ..There's a specific word for those.
03:25:05 Devastator: ..Yeah, that hatch might auto-close.
03:25:14 Devastator: I suspect even a liquid catgirl will have trouble getting through it.
03:25:15 MJ: I dunno, I feel like jellyfish would be hard. Bee would pretty easy I suppose.
03:27:43 MJ: and yeah, she might be able to sprint through before it closes.
03:28:22 ER: buh, gotta come up with *wares*
03:29:32 MJ: Heh, retail places doomed to failure. A combination pharmacy bar gun shop.
03:31:35 Devastator: aight, there's the chicken dinner.
03:31:59 Devastator: Revolver has a good matchup against most sniper rifles, guys.
03:32:04 Devastator: don't try that unless you have the AWP.
03:32:35 Devastator: dude circle-screwed himself, I threw a couple grenades to give him a hard time, and hit him like three times.
03:32:47 Devastator: then he died from grenade while in the red zone.
03:33:27 Devastator: A bit of a sad game, really. Got a high scope early on, and killed a guy who won like a five-man melee with a single shot from a distance.
03:33:59 Devastator: I had only three kills.
03:35:28 Devastator: that guy, another guy with a ton of loot who just sucked, really, and the third guy who fought really badly.
03:37:40 MJ: Heh, well it's all about who's up at the end I suppose
04:36:23 ER: have to wonder how often that's going to fall apart on you.
04:43:53 Devastator: and then you get shot?
04:43:58 ER: hey what items should these shopkeepers have?
04:44:36 ER: You're statistically pretty unlikely to get shot.
04:51:09 Devastator: a couple guns, a few random items.
04:51:56 Devastator: how about an immovable rod?
05:12:45 MJ: It shall become the best scratching post
05:34:29 Devastator: all the scratching posts.
05:40:18 Devastator: "He was also well known for raising the status of humans within the Great Minotaur Nation from a species that was treated as food to slaves used for labor."
05:42:37 ER: food for the slaves who do the labor
05:43:16 Devastator: That's some solid Demiurge thinking.
05:48:20 Devastator: Oh, the books gave an estimate for the world's estimation of the strength of Demiurge.
05:49:01 ER: He should be maxed out, right?
05:49:34 Devastator: He is maxed out. They underestimated him by the difference between an acclaimed hero and a peasant.
06:15:18 ER: rolled a 59 on % dice for Kit's book.
06:16:06 ER: Which means that it flexes its power a little, but doesn't really do much.
06:17:09 ER: below 50 means that it doesn't do anything that a book couldn't theoretically do. It can confuse people or hurt their feelings, but not really mess with things.
06:20:29 MJ: Can he give the book roids to make it bulk up faster? Or will that just shrink it's cover~
06:21:30 Devastator: drug the book, good plan.
06:21:36 ER: the book doesn't give a fuck about your real world drugs or logic or time or really any part of becoming stronger over time.
06:21:49 Devastator: happy to be a book.
06:22:15 ER: The book is exactly as strong as it is in all points in time, which varies wildly but not based on time!
06:22:19 MJ: I forse this game having as much drugs in it as a standard rock and roll group.
06:22:51 Devastator: Someone get the catgirl cocaine.
06:23:22 MJ: Oh, we should watch spinal tap
06:24:11 MJ: And catgirl on cocaine would be fun.
06:24:11 Devastator: One of the few fictional movies very close to reality.
06:25:19 Devastator: They made amps that go up to eleven after that movie came out.
06:25:33 Devastator: And probably kicked themselves that they didn't think of the idea independantly.
06:26:30 MJ:
ER have you ever seen this is spinal tap?
06:26:57 Devastator: because it would have made a mint.
06:27:33 ER: I've seen it enough times in my life.
06:27:54 MJ: Yeah, I can't argue with that.
06:28:10 MJ: I have not reached that limit, but I can respect it
06:33:17 ER: welp, can't argue when the dice roll a 17.
06:33:42 ER: he has a -2, but that doesn't mean a lot when I roll a 17
06:35:09 MJ: ...I'm trying to think who would be rolling
06:38:17 MJ: I dunno, we're a bunch of minmaxed madmen
06:50:37 ER: I really didn't need to write this much.
06:51:18 ER: ...Great, now the other guy's intro is going to look bad by comparison because I sunk all my creativity into this. :P
07:06:28 Devastator: Apparently the Marquis and the Princess are the only two people holding the kingdom together. Everyone else is useless.
07:07:02 ER: yeah, it seemed a little bit tenuous.
07:07:51 Devastator: The reason it hasn't collapsed is because there's like eighty million people in it.
07:08:38 ER: how can I even write the first-person death of a macedonian ship captain I don't even know anything about that time period.
07:09:00 MJ: Macedonian? I thought he had like a pistol
07:09:15 ER: Nah, short sword and olive oil
07:09:20 Devastator: trade ship or warship?
07:09:56 ER: He is "Obsessed with sinking things" so I'm going to guess pirate or mercenary. :P
07:09:58 Devastator: If warship, than the captain was just a land fighter. They had basically nobody with any real experience of the sea. The ship would also have been full of people.
07:10:17 Devastator: If he's obsessed with sinking things, than he isn't a Macedonian.
07:10:22 Devastator: he might be a Phonecian.
07:10:32 ER: this is what I've got to work with man
07:11:00 Devastator: A macedonian obsessed with sinking things sounds like an imbecile who lives in a hut next to a lake.
07:12:00 ER: "Rather athletic bearded Macedonian man in white tunic and leather cloak." "Drowned when ship he captained was turned over by giant wave on its way to Alexandria." "Obsessed with sinking things."
07:12:03 MJ: heh perhaps he only thought he was a warship captain? :P
07:12:52 Devastator: he bought someone elses boat.
07:13:27 Devastator: There are lord only knows how many sunk galleys in the eastern med.
07:13:37 Devastator: ..Also, a macedonian sailing for Alexandria?
07:13:53 Devastator: Alexandria was not a great city for quite some time.
07:14:02 ER: it would appear that my player also does not know this time period?
07:14:12 MJ: Wasn't Alexander macedonian?
07:14:39 Devastator: Hence why it wasn't a big city yet.
07:15:30 ER: welp, in this case I don't know how I should play this at all
07:15:35 Devastator: oh well. Macedonian with a boat isn't impossible. Just odd. Boat going to Alexandria also isn't impossible, just odd.
07:16:15 Devastator: Have him get sunk by either the kraken or for stealing someone's wife.
07:16:25 Devastator: and describe the sea as 'wine dark.'
07:16:27 MJ: Crazy man, borrowed a ship and someones wife
07:16:31 ER: ...well, tackel is a universe which is open to weird alt-history.
07:18:34 Devastator: Looking it up, it grew very fast.
07:18:38 Devastator: so it's reasonable.
07:36:38 Devastator: This book is describing why tombs exist in the Overlord world.
07:37:03 Devastator: essentially, important people are more likely to undeadify, so they need a place to store the body while someone checks it to make sure it's rotting.
07:37:36 MJ: We have tombs in the realworld and people die for good as far as we know
07:37:51 Devastator: Yes, in addition to the real world reasons.
07:37:58 ER: wait, so important people just spontainiously become undead some time after death?
07:40:48 MJ: So I guess to make a Jesus in their world they just take some king and crucify him.
07:41:10 Devastator: people in general do that.
07:41:14 Devastator: important people are just slightly more likely.
07:41:44 MJ: You'd think cremation would be more popular then
07:42:13 MJ: Considering it became way more popular during plague times in the real world and they didn't get back up after dying :P
07:42:29 ER: hey, what if I *want* eternal life as a lich lord? ;P
07:43:02 Devastator: die in a place with lots of other bodies.
07:43:08 Devastator: the more bodies, the more undead.
07:43:23 ER: If I were scheduled to come back as powerful inteligent undead I'd pay a lot to avoid being cremated.
07:50:09 Devastator: Also, apparently a dwarf shows up in season 3.
07:50:23 Devastator: Because all dwarves are the same.
07:50:47 MJ: oooh? Bizzare genetic experiment to make a viable race of clones?
07:52:13 Devastator: Just the way it works with fantasy dwarves.
07:52:18 Devastator: new setting? Don't worry, same dwarves.
07:55:34 ER: sadly notepad++ doesn't seem to like emoji :P
07:57:26 Devastator: emoji are a crime against humanity.
07:59:07 ER: "Tactical Hell: Love and Tactics in the Infernal Hereafter"
08:00:57 Devastator: There is a rule about guild bases.
08:01:06 Devastator: There must always be a path from the outside to the centre of the base.
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08:01:44 Devastator: Yeah. If you break it, and other rules, they fine you a ton of case, escalating.
08:01:50 MJ_: Weird, I literally DC'd as you said posted
08:01:56 ER:
MJ I posted a turn go read it right now and give me a boldtext!
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08:07:16 MJ_: Ah, that was what the 17 was for
08:07:30 MJ_: To see how long it took the
MJ wannabe to die :P
08:08:19 ER: ...Nah, that was probably going to happen anyway.
08:08:39 ER: Rolled resistance for him to see if he begged for his life or not :V
08:09:08 Devastator: success or failure leading to life begging?
08:09:22 Devastator: does he successfully overcome his pride to beg for his life?
08:09:50 ER: I was expecting him to break like an egg under actual pressure, but damn he rolled near-perfectly.
08:12:18 MJ_: Also did scribe man just give birth to a kitten?
08:13:22 MJ_: I see, well I know what I'm carrying around and protecting the rest of the game~
08:13:50 ER: Which isn't to say it gestated in his body, his body was more like a tube it slid down to this blessed hereafter
08:14:26 ER: Using the book as an intermediary, I guess.
08:15:44 MJ_: Would Kot Gurl know what a normal kitten is supposed to look like?
08:16:35 ER: You haven't seen a cat before.
08:16:48 Devastator: except for the mirror?
08:16:57 ER: You do know about foxes and such, but not cats specifically.
08:17:20 ER: You know that your extra body parts are modeled after animals.
08:17:26 MJ_: ...Why do I not know the thing that I'm spliced with?
08:17:35 MJ_: Or based off of or whatever
08:18:04 ER: eh, cause they didn't bring any cats into the lab?
08:18:31 Devastator: I'd be astonished nobody called her kitty at any point.
08:18:59 ER: Sure, but does she know what it refers to?
08:20:51 ER: I'm only making decisions about her when I need to for a turn and when
MJ asks me.
08:20:54 Devastator: Probably not that young, being six feet tall and physically mature.
08:21:05 Devastator: hopefully not that young.
08:21:58 MJ_: I was thinking her age being like 18-19 ish. Full grown.
08:22:16 ER: why you gotta make me give exact ages for young female characters >_<
08:27:28 MJ_: Becuase the prime physical developmental for a military charecter is about late teens to early twentys?
08:28:04 Devastator: To be fair if you exercise properly you might not grow taller but you'll grow stronger through your early twenties.
08:28:15 ER: well, mechanically an octogenarian is exactly as fit
08:32:34 ER: Oh yeah. All the guns on the counter are visibly unloaded. You can assume they sell ammo.
08:32:58 MJ_: Nice. Do they want clay for ammo?
08:33:43 ER: Yes, but they'll give you some ammo for any guns you guy.
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08:35:23 MJ: So
ER do they sell ammo for clay only?
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08:36:24 MJ: Like is ammo sold in units or like can you buy indivual ammo?
08:36:38 ER: They'll trade for anything they consider valuable enough to buy.
08:37:15 ER: Well, 1 clay is pretty valuable, and could get you a fairly large amount of ammo
08:38:01 ER: Smaller trades would have to be negotiated.
08:39:02 MJ: Hmm, well I have nothing to sell so I guess this shopping trip will need to be aborted
08:40:02 ER: Yeah, if you don't want to sell your gun.
08:40:32 MJ: NO. that is Rakiit's favorite gun.
08:41:13 MJ: Each scartch is a memory, even if she can't rember where all of them came from
08:51:18 MJ: yeah, I can't write a decent boldtext right now
08:55:25 ER: I'm sure that
syv's boldtext will be entertaining.
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11:03:47 syv: Download Warframe then. I'd like to butcher things with you sometime.
11:04:17 syv: I'll give you free OP shit~
11:05:05 ER: hmm, steam doesn't put games into my library if they're downloaded on another computer and free.
11:09:19 ER: looks like a mistake, but also fitting.
11:09:58 ER: that's what being under the gaze of such a thing should feel like. Increasing.
11:11:09 ER: Point defense works, apparently.
11:27:19 ER: Oh yeah, Unsounded is still good
11:28:21 syv: I should finish that sometime.
11:29:55 ER: This latest chapter is a big flashback of when Daune was alive. And he's in a civil war leading a squad of child soldiers.
11:30:29 ER: so you know, feel free to take your time so that there's will be more of this when you get to it :V
11:32:37 ER: best character, zombie face
11:33:08 ER: more daune and less sette, sounds perfect for you~
11:33:22 syv: I like Sette too. Sette's great.
11:33:39 syv: But yes, Duane is the best character.
11:34:04 ER: hmm, didn't you complain about her?
11:34:47 syv: Keeping in mind that I haven't read past the chapter where starfish tries to rape her, has it been stated precisely what the fuck Sette *is*, yet? Or generally just explained her existence adequately?
11:34:51 ER: Or did you just say that she was villainous? that could have been it.
11:35:11 syv: Did I? I could've, I complain about lots of things. Sette's not bad though.
11:35:26 syv: ...She's arguably quite villainous though, yeah.
11:35:55 ER: Been hinted that she might be related to senet beasts or Ssael, the god that Daune follows. Not really revealed yet, though.
11:36:35 ER: (she has a lion tail, and ssael is associated with lions.)
11:39:17 syv: And I guess being an ageless creature is a senet beast thing.
11:40:01 syv: ...Did I mention that I really really liked the fact that Starfish pretty much specifically called out the ageless loli trope, and then got stabbedin the crotch for it?
11:40:08 syv: Because I really liked that.
11:40:19 ER: I don't think so, and fair enough.
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15:45:34 Devastator: your lowered quality seems ok so far,
syv.
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17:36:50 Piecewise: hey
devastator you around?
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