00:01:14 ER: In the halloween minimalist, I split into 16 creatures and somehow none of them rolled a 1 performing their task.
00:02:15 ER: And the times I rolled a 2 I got a bonus propping it up to 3
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01:41:14 Devastator: Probably going to start in a bit.
01:41:20 Devastator: twenty minutes, half hour or so.
01:41:28 Piecewise_: already on your twitch
01:48:52 Devastator: I haven't had steam on for a bit, it might update.
01:56:08 Devastator: Good, got it hanging waiting for a reboot.
01:56:15 Devastator: it won't update mid-stream.
02:01:07 Devastator: Should be ready any minute.
02:08:57 Piecewise_: *builds gundams in anticipation*
02:11:44 Devastator: Yeah, mic was acting up.
02:13:54 Piecewise_: This is the right way
02:14:08 Piecewise_: look for two disabled twinks and put a knife in them
02:14:42 Piecewise_: I don't remember if we got the closest one unlocked actually
02:14:57 Piecewise_: there's a way that isn't up those stairs through a million men
02:15:15 Piecewise_: but I suppose this is a good tutorial
02:15:45 Piecewise_: its a nice warm up fight
02:16:20 Piecewise_: But if you do die, when you wake up at the fire, warp to the dragonslayer armor bonfire. Its in this level.
02:17:40 ER: how can that scrawny zombie with a wooden shield successfully block the bigass sord
02:18:13 Piecewise_: Its made of aluminum
02:20:00 Piecewise_: well, I'd sleep at the bonfire to right of the room with the elevator but thats just me
02:20:40 Piecewise_: Ok, from the elevator head out
02:21:00 Piecewise_: look for a path to the right. big arch, leads onto a bridge
02:21:32 Piecewise_: its another bonfire like 40 feet from there~
02:22:10 Piecewise_: anywhoo, give those twinks a good penetrating
02:22:55 ER: did you just call
PW a man of culture?
02:23:03 Piecewise_: I'm a man of "Culture"
02:23:20 Piecewise_: like how you can culture bateria
02:24:01 Piecewise_: that wasn't even anime, what are you on about?
02:24:18 Piecewise_: I mean, you can skip it
dev
02:24:46 Piecewise_: nah it goes straight in
02:25:26 Piecewise_: I mean, that guy IS throwing spells too. He's not just dead weight
02:25:51 Piecewise_: Yes, I believe thats what is happening
02:26:13 ER: no, fucking mages is cool and all
02:26:14 Piecewise_: He slightly overestimated his girth
02:26:57 ER: nice job not hitting the guy
02:27:39 ER: afaik it's not invuln, you just have terrible aim
02:27:40 Piecewise_: Not for me at least
02:30:24 ER: never expect the enemy to cooperate in the creation of your dream engagement.
02:31:56 ER: "Don't expect the enemy to cooperate in the creation of your dream engagement."
02:33:27 ER: I think your problem here is that you keep letting the dude hit you with a giant flaming sword
02:33:55 Piecewise_: Its a lifestyle choice
ER
02:35:05 ER: it pops up for a second when you gain extra resistance
02:35:22 ER: not sure what's giving you all that, rings maybe
02:35:29 Piecewise_: its just you stumbled onto the secret slab
02:35:47 Piecewise_: You need to send this one down again, there's another one on top of it, so to speak
02:36:21 ER: same trick in bloodborne and earlier in this game
02:37:07 ER: you're barely wearing armor anyway
02:37:09 Piecewise_: Thats what the TF2
dev team said
02:37:51 ER: Also, why can't I get the magic that lorian uses to teleport around?
02:37:59 ER: that would be actually neat
02:39:01 Piecewise_: The overhead heavy comes out if you do the heavy directly after a roll
02:39:04 ER: could get to be a dick and teleport spam in PvP
02:39:46 Piecewise_: believe me, enemy position means nothing to movesets
02:41:41 ER: I like how the bitrate in this visually complex fight gives me a simulation of
dev's eyesight
02:45:04 ER: because verticality doesn't exist in this game
02:45:44 ER: up and down are only illusions
02:47:22 ER: the magic projectiles make such cheery sparkly noises that it makes me wonder if Lothric is a magical girl
02:49:29 ER: hard stuff hard, easy stuff hard
02:51:23 Piecewise_: And then the magical girl does a fucking ELBOW DROOOOOP
02:53:03 Piecewise_: Did
dev say "Get Wupped"?
02:54:04 ER: I would demand that
PW join Pumsy's as a punchgirl if there were any way for new players to get in at all ever. ;p
02:54:49 Piecewise_: hey
dev, if you try and hit the guy in the back it hits the brother more and ends the fight quicker
02:59:16 Piecewise_: All ds protagonists have psychometry
03:04:53 Piecewise_: Not backstabs, just normal hits that hit the little guy
03:04:55 ER: Psychometry is cool but probably not something I should put in a game.
03:05:11 Piecewise_: Nah make a whole game on it
03:05:39 ER: Because it's of questionable use and hellish to come up with histories for every single object
03:06:18 Piecewise_: I mean, it doesn't have to be detailed.
03:07:13 ER: classic souls homing projectile spam
03:07:25 ER: even other players can do it to you
03:09:23 ER: think you've got four lordsouls or whatever
03:09:39 ER: just gotta go back to the hub world and then fight the final boss
03:09:59 Piecewise_: put the stuff on the thrones in firelink
03:10:09 Piecewise_: unlock way to final boss
03:10:33 Piecewise_: or do as you like, really
03:11:02 ER: go kill the kalameet wannabe
03:12:33 Piecewise_: nah there's a fire right next to him
03:15:20 Piecewise_: End is always good for you
03:16:03 Piecewise_: We basically hit the softcap of str
03:23:00 Piecewise_: firekeeper needs to be alive for it to progress
03:23:42 Piecewise_: Nah just talk to her
03:24:57 Piecewise_: she just has to be alive when you use it
03:26:18 ER: just remember to murder her at the end
03:27:18 Piecewise_: He never gave her the soul so he can't SUPER kill her
03:29:12 Piecewise_: If you give her the eyes of a fire keeper you can choose to take the first flame for yourself and stamp on her head
03:31:40 Piecewise_: There's a bonfire near the thing
03:32:00 ER: you'd have a lot less problems if you stopped making problems for yourself
03:32:49 Piecewise_: He literally ran directly into the bonfire right outside the boss and didn't light it
03:35:16 ER: maybe staying at range from the fucking mage would be a bad idea
03:36:23 ER: I like how he uses Power Within
03:38:18 ER: yes really, you're bad at dodging
03:40:13 Piecewise_: I like soul of cinder's gimmick of being the amalgamation of every player who beat ds1
03:41:04 ER: greatsword, spear, sorcery, scimitar/pyro
03:42:14 ER: where's the power within greataxe
03:42:53 Piecewise_: I've never seen that grab
03:43:15 Piecewise_: he's got regen on, yeah
03:43:28 Piecewise_: The spear build is also a cleric build
03:43:48 Piecewise_: uses healing and wrath of god
03:43:53 ER: does the power within buff hurt him?
03:44:22 ER: so the second health bar switches to being Gwyn
03:44:55 ER: hmm. Gwyn doesn't use his trademark lightning spear in DS though
03:45:30 ER: Nah the mage uses soul stream
03:45:33 Piecewise_: You have to get at long range for him to do it and he always wants to be in your face
03:45:51 Piecewise_: is that from ds2? I thought it was new in ds3
03:46:12 Piecewise_: ds2 does have a lot of spells
03:47:14 Piecewise_: unless its under a different name
03:48:47 ER: the bosses are tuned to fuck you up if you spam the roll button, so, try not doing that like a casul
03:49:55 ER: "how did he hit me!? I was dodging! This game is bullshit! Artificial difficulty!"
03:52:03 ER: I mean, player heavy attacks track too.
03:54:07 Piecewise_: The key is to bind dodge to shift so you can't dodge too much without starting sticky keys
03:55:23 Piecewise_: Please light the bonfire near the boss
dev
03:55:37 Piecewise_: you're giving me conniptions
03:55:46 ER: he's doing it to trigger you
03:57:32 ER: puts on power within and then switches to sorcery
03:57:41 ER: but he wears the red tearstone too
03:58:15 Piecewise_: The last boss: Meta pvp build
03:58:35 ER: that's more of a meta PvE build to be honest
04:03:05 ER:
dev literally running in useless circles
04:05:07 Piecewise_: The sound of him changing forms is neat
04:06:14 Piecewise_: crazy strategy idea here
04:06:28 Piecewise_: and this is where it gets nuts
04:08:54 ER: when soul has the blue aura from the sorcerer form, is that what makes the homing soulmasses spawn?
04:09:38 ER: this is so sad alexa play gwyn's theme
04:09:44 Piecewise_: Allow you to block damage and thus live longer
04:10:06 ER: UGS generally isn't terrible for blocking
04:11:08 ER: The windup that makes casuals roll three times before getting hit.
04:13:05 Piecewise_: If only players could get the giant rain of lightning strikes
04:13:22 ER: try timing your dodges so that you get Iframes when he's attacking.
04:13:46 ER: That's what sunlight spear should do in DS1
04:14:01 ER: instead it's a terrible version of lightning spear
04:15:46 Piecewise_: poison mist actually was useful
04:16:23 ER: just rename it to obscuring cloud
04:20:47 Piecewise_: so if you sit at the bonfire in this area, thats it
04:20:56 Piecewise_: and yes, dark sign sun, end of the world
04:22:35 Piecewise_: No, in the boss room
04:23:03 ER: every single boss who dies in this game leaves behind a bonfire
04:23:17 ER: you'd think you would spot a pattern
04:24:25 Piecewise_: you get a different ending in a different way
04:24:26 ER: you need to work for the dark ending in this
04:24:36 ER: like, multiple dark endings
04:25:09 ER: there's a whole side storyline
04:25:11 Piecewise_: You skipped it you sandwich
04:26:13 ER: you get married to the knight person by stabbing him/her in the face
04:26:16 Piecewise_: *Skips ending cutscene* "That wasn't much of an ending"
04:26:34 Piecewise_: You actually can do stuff after the ending
04:26:40 Piecewise_: like kill the wolf person
04:27:19 Piecewise_: You fire link and hire zelda
04:28:01 Piecewise_: basically you just catch on fire
04:28:24 Piecewise_: just when the credits end, make sure not to "Continue on to journey 2"
04:28:36 ER: you catch on fire and then fuel the universe for a few thousand years or some shit, like a scrub
04:29:06 Piecewise_: Nameless king, and all the dlc stuff I think
04:30:36 Devastator: These credits are going a while.
04:30:37 Piecewise_: I can hear about 70% of what you were saying. I think I got the gist~
04:31:05 Devastator: Last time I remember seeing credits running this long was for Valkryie Profile, another fun game with a shit storyline. Now that one really did have excessive cutscene length.
04:31:25 Devastator: And incredibly terrible voiceactors.
04:31:32 Devastator: Now there I wish I could stab people so they'd shut up.
04:33:34 Devastator: Maybe I should fire up DROD for you, if you've got a little time. It's not exactly gripping, but you'll get the idea.
04:33:52 Piecewise_: I'd look at it for at least 2 minutes
04:41:27 Devastator: Need a break after DS, anyway.
04:43:02 ER: Hey, if Lucha is dead are you gonna replace it with something?
04:49:00 Devastator: Hmm.. Maybe I should play Lords of Midnight. But that's also not stream friendly.
04:50:14 Devastator: Stalker the forum game.
04:51:16 Piecewise_: STALKER the activity
04:55:10 Devastator: I do miss Coven, though. Was fun to play a character who was motivated by ambition.
04:59:20 Piecewise_: I can always give you my list of games I have and you can choose one you want
dev
05:02:26 Devastator: Nothing really stands out.
05:08:10 Devastator: Decide on what to do with all that favor,
ER?
05:08:35 ER: Oh yeah, decided a while back.
05:09:34 ER: Spending my d10 roll now to be able to defend myself, and then going to keep saving unless I'm forced to use it like getting into a tough combat.
05:10:13 ER: now watch me roll a 1 on this d10
05:10:19 Devastator: Yeah? What are you wishing for?
05:10:41 ER: Supernatural skill with blades, as we discussed.
05:12:51 ER: I might go for uncapping speed or something later, but this is a "just in case" stopgap.
05:13:16 ER: Whiiiich is why I'm hiding the wish from fellow players
05:13:35 Devastator: Should buy the stat points too.
05:13:54 Devastator: but I can understand.
05:14:58 Devastator: I just hope
Syv wished for a good curse, though.
05:16:29 Devastator: Hmm, wonder what a 10 would be on that wish.
05:17:52 Devastator: What would I have gotten from firebreath?
05:18:22 Devastator: eh, might try it again.
05:18:56 ER: Counts as a physical wish, and I'd bet that physical wish overshoots give you strong powers, but are noticible in some way.
05:19:47 Devastator: Personally, I'd be worried about taking a wish that might roll corruption each time you use it.
05:20:08 Devastator: Maybe you just black out and everything is stabbed.
05:21:05 ER: Well, Scholar isn't a berserk rage god.
05:21:41 Devastator: slit throats everywhere and buckets of blood?
05:22:43 Devastator: I'd like to burn these favor points on some stats, but I want to see the result of
syv's curst first.
05:23:34 Devastator: get those two lost points back, maybe a little polish, and save up for dragon again.
05:23:52 ER: Wish Overshoots likely reflect the nature of our god, so an overshoot on Blades would be something other than pure murder.
05:24:28 ER: Though it might give me a compulsion to cut random things open... but I have 12 willpower, so ha.
05:24:48 Devastator: I'd expect more of a compusion to collect and acquire blades.
05:25:13 Devastator: carry them around, collect them, cut yourself open..
05:25:19 ER: What's particularly Scholarly about that?
05:26:40 ER: we all know what blades look like. The Scholar isn't a collector, it's a cataloger.
05:27:04 Devastator: It might not be that either. Maybe an explorer?
05:27:04 ER: Hence cutting things open to see what they look like.
05:27:18 Devastator: I'm thinking this cataloguing will get me some favor, but I could be wrong about this whole thing.
05:28:14 ER: "acquisition of knowledge, especially forbidden knowledge."
05:28:32 Devastator: Yeah. I think cataloging should help with that.
05:35:38 Devastator: I might get a die of funds once the funding comes in, too, so I might pass on that one.
05:35:46 Devastator: Besides, you have plenty of bucks. ;-p
05:35:56 Devastator: So you're keeping the wish secret?
05:36:02 Devastator: Does that include the fact that you're armed?
05:36:46 Devastator: Was thinking about getting a shotgun and making it into a sawn-off for the trip to the lost town.
05:37:26 Devastator: Yeah, that you're carrying around blades, which in your case, is being armed.
05:37:41 Devastator: Sean's not much of a fighter, so I'll only get a weapon if nobody coming there is armed.
05:38:26 ER: Well, it's buried in my inventory and not immediately recognisable as a weapon.
05:38:50 Devastator: I'm just asking. Not looking for details.
05:39:00 Devastator: if no, he's going to get a shotgun for the trip.
05:39:33 ER: I guess the answer is no, then.
05:40:26 ER: If someone asked me if I was armed, I'd assume they wer talking about something heavier than some knives.
05:40:57 Devastator: Being supernaturally skilled with blades might change your mind on that.
05:41:13 Devastator: But sure, no is no.
05:41:42 ER: Why bother telling people that I'm dangerous when my highest stat is also the one used for intimidation?
05:48:36 Devastator: because not everything responds to intimidation?
05:48:41 Devastator: I doubt that giant moth would get intimidated.
05:49:08 ER: then it wouldn't know if I were dangerous anyway
05:52:12 Devastator: Man, I was just going to ask if I felt like I needed to bring a gun.
06:03:00 ER: I mean, my power is mostly melee-only, and not particularly useful for armored or tough things.
06:03:59 ER: Being perfect with knives is great if you're fighting someone in riot armor, less so if you're fighting a vehicle.
06:04:54 ER: Ranged cutting and cutting anything would fix that, but ain't got that yet.
06:08:10 Devastator: Shoulda went for the magic dagger.
06:08:16 Devastator: Could we do that? Wish for magic weapons?
06:10:05 Devastator: you got the favor for it.
06:10:40 ER: Magic dagger is external. And noticeable.
06:10:58 ER: Plus cutting is useful in combat and out
06:15:24 Devastator: So are knives when you're in the bush.
06:15:38 Devastator: Probably the single most useful tool there is.
06:18:25 Devastator: "For some reason, Krusty controls like he's wearing giant shoes or something.
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17:33:52 ER: "It's gotten so bad that one of the nondescript disquieting objects has been reduced to a block labelled 'nondescript disquieting object.'"
18:43:19 ER: comment on newest awful hospital
18:44:03 Devastator: good to see plankification.
18:45:25 Devastator: When was it last seen?
18:48:06 Devastator: Looks like something is specifically directing the red.
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20:05:44 Devastator: so.. don't punch the sun,
Piecewise_?
20:05:59 Piecewise_: nah, you can punch the sum
20:06:09 Piecewise_: just don't be across from the guy punching the sun
20:06:31 Piecewise_: Well, I mean, the guy who punched the sun is now trapped in spider hell but thats unrelated~
20:06:56 Devastator: So, don't punch the sun then. ;-p
20:13:54 Devastator: A shame
ER's god game died.
20:14:12 Devastator: I was going to make bees that fed on radiation, and a gigantic radioactive metal bar.
20:14:26 Devastator: And then just move that around intersecting with other people's worlds.
20:15:21 Piecewise_: Always a good thing to do
20:55:50 Devastator: Looks like Egan is the first to do a Zeus.
20:56:23 ER: read up on your classics, kids.
20:56:51 ER: I am also glad of my strategic use of zalgo
21:02:18 Devastator: looks more tactical to me.
21:10:56 Devastator: "Credst immediately realized he had other things to do, preferably things that allowed him to stay away from the angry god of battle."
21:10:59 Devastator: Well, someone got the idea.
21:16:51 Devastator: I will say that if you populate the universe with your children who worship you, that might end up breaking the power scale. I mean, the slime god already did that.
21:17:10 Devastator: I would recommend making something for them to eat that isn't each other, though.
21:19:38 ER: I was going to hurl the mechserpants into the star if they reject my offer, but there's a lot of them and their souls would probably survive that, so it's just making a problem for later.
21:21:49 Devastator: Just need to arm your followers and make for a holy war.
21:22:11 ER: I don't HAVE followers, man.
21:22:20 Devastator: That's why you're working on that.
21:22:38 Devastator: Remember, people cursing your name as you kill them counts as worship, too.
21:22:42 Devastator: Is that right,
Piecewise_?
21:23:01 Devastator: I suppose you could always murderfuck the mechspiders and see how that goes.
21:23:09 ER: Fufilling your sphere gives you power, and one of my spheres is murder.
21:24:26 Devastator: you get to kill things and make followers.
21:25:23 ER: That sounds like it would backfire on a 5 to be honest
21:26:53 Devastator: "Kidnap suspect’s lawyers: Confession problematic for defense"
21:29:14 Piecewise_: Really a lot of things count
21:29:51 ER: Death Plane was like that too.
21:30:44 ER: You get a bit of essence if you make some doomed little things which can somewhere in their simple little brains wonder why they exist to suffer and die.
21:33:34 Devastator: Didn't someone do that by making cats with nothing to live on?
21:34:07 ER: the cats were part of a semi-functional food chain.
21:34:37 ER: shadow algae feed on the darkness, catfish eat the algae, cats eat the fish.
23:44:55 Devastator: oh, so some other creature then.
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