00:04:15 ER: 36 Will Not Give Ground to Sinners, 47 Sound of a Hammer Striking Steel
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00:34:54 Devastator: Oh, I may have my first-ever Spelunky win.
00:35:06 Devastator: at temple 2 with 6 HP, 30 bombs, a jetpack and spike shoes.
00:36:28 syv: No. This one was from her mother being a ninja and stealthing outside before I even knew she was in heat.
00:37:53 Devastator: and dead by suprise arrow shooter.
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00:42:10 syv: No, four kittens. A god game, right?
00:42:58 ER: all ten god slots are used, though
00:42:59 Devastator: so this makes.. 16 cats?
00:45:32 ER: here come the cat tallow biscuits.
00:49:39 syv: Can't butcher them. They've all adopted me. ._.
00:50:13 Devastator: " After that, the mother (and eventually your animal trainers) will be surrounded by a veritable swarm of crocodile hatchlings everywhere."
00:52:06 Devastator: Yeah.. that's something.
00:52:21 Devastator: of course, don't RL crocodiles tend to eat each other?
00:53:56 syv: They also don't survive very well when young.
00:54:51 Devastator: Toady removed beards from female dwarves.
00:55:03 Devastator: gotta put those back on.
00:56:24 ER: least I checked you literally just had to de-comment a line in the raws
00:57:13 Devastator: So dwarves can now drink to excess?
00:58:26 Devastator: I don't mean in game, I mean hypothetically.
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01:02:14 Devastator: I have played with taverns the last time I played.
01:02:17 Devastator: They're really cool.
01:02:53 Devastator: although, for some reaon, I prefer the mental image of the old way Dwarves drank, by picking up the barrel, holding it over their heads one-handed, and just tanking up.
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01:03:00 Devastator: although, for some reaon, I prefer the mental image of the old way Dwarves drank, by picking up the barrel, holding it over their heads one-handed, and just tanking up.
01:03:17 syv: There's literally a comment in the raws that says how to give women beards, right?
01:03:20 Devastator: mugs and cups and such are really cool, but I liked that. It seemed maximally dwarven.
01:04:31 syv: Maybe you could edit mugs to be heavy barrels, so that dwarves drink by pouring booze into another barrel, and then draining the barrel dry.
01:04:49 syv: Or you could just not manufacture cugs.
01:06:54 Devastator: Nah. I like the cups.
01:07:09 Devastator: They're good and fine. The barrel thing was something that should have been changed.
01:07:13 Devastator: it's just something I liked.
01:09:15 Devastator: I used to make mugs before they had function.
01:10:01 Devastator: I like the mental image of a dwarf guzzling from a barrel held over its head, but I like mugs and taverns too.
01:12:06 syv: So yeah, edit the raws so there's alternate drinking barrels, which are used instead of mugs.
01:12:35 Devastator: Nah. Mugs are better. I just like the mental image.
01:36:52 syv: WHY IS IT THIS COLD IN FLORIDA.
01:38:04 syv: 60° F according to nearest metar.
01:38:16 Devastator: That's pretty warm.
01:38:24 Devastator: It's been incredibly mild here, but it's way colder than that.
01:39:21 syv: I probably shouldn't have eaten ice cream.
01:39:44 syv: I am literally shivering enough to have difficulty typing. -.-
01:39:53 Devastator: Ice cream's good in the cold.
01:40:31 Devastator: so how do you open the special door in the temple?
01:41:28 Devastator: The word you are looking for is 'Canuck'
01:42:36 Devastator: that's not necessary.
01:42:41 Devastator: but you capitalize 'Canuck'
01:43:10 syv: Frigging crazy Canuk Canadians.
01:43:46 Devastator: That's redundant. A Canuck is a Canadian.
01:44:52 syv: Frigging insane crazy Canadian Canucks.
01:56:44 Devastator: Oh, chatting about the free stuff in Allegiance.
01:57:17 Devastator: The free ships are free, and yeah, you get more if you have more players with them.
01:58:08 Devastator: but the time you have to spend doing things with them is pretty much an undeniable cost. Sure, you don't pay money for that probe, but you might spend three or four minutes buying it, launching, flying to where you want to probe, dropping probes, and then teleporting back home. And the probes expire after 20 minutes, even if not cleared.
02:00:35 Devastator: Plus, outside of the starting base and the two miners, you don't get any launch points or any teleport points at all for ships unless you build a base constructor and fly it to the destination where it then plants. And what the players do with their starting ship is cruicially important, as you can't return if you're podded, and a new player jumping in more than about three minutes into the...
02:00:36 Devastator: ...game can't catch up with the starting constructors to help defend or attack them.
02:03:27 Devastator: The real advantage with the extra player isn't the free ship. It's the extra time.
02:07:15 Devastator: Anyway, I'd love to show you around the game sometime,
ER. I've just got company coming over today, and tomorrow I'll be out and about all day. Work ends Tuesday, so I should have some time after that.
02:07:30 syv: I searched "Allegiance" on the Steam store, and the fourth suggestion was the waifu bartending game. Just after Microsoft Allegiance, at three.
02:08:01 syv: I work every day except Wednesday next week, but days, so will be available every evening.
02:08:26 Devastator: Isn't that called Vall-halla or something?
02:08:33 Devastator: I can see that hitting on 'Allegiance.'
02:09:08 Devastator: Aight. I'll see if I can find a day to fire it up with you then,
syv.
02:10:09 Devastator: God, I'm going to be rusty.
02:11:36 Devastator: Also have to get used to whatever the new core rules are. They're always shifting around a bit.
02:12:49 Devastator rembers when gunships were all the rage. That was a fun couple of months, if imbalanced.
02:12:52 syv: I just got a 28 killstreak in the AoT game.
02:13:38 syv: I missed a big one's eyes and slammed into its forehead, and it grabbed me off its face.
02:14:22 syv: Oh! There's apparently an overhaul mod of the game, which functions as the community's standalone version of it, due to the website being essentially broken for modern browsers.
02:17:08 syv: The online community is also actually still thriving. USA servers are broadly unannounced due to an amazingly persistent DDoS attack on the owner's server, but right now there's 25 EU servers running.
02:18:22 syv: 29 Asia servers, 10 Japan servers, too.
02:18:47 syv: I saw over 50 EU servers awhile back.
02:19:10 syv: Rather impressive for a game that has basically only one enemy type.
02:20:07 Devastator: Heh, obscure internet game suffering unwarranted DDoS issues.
02:21:23 syv: Apparently someone or other just really hates the developer. He got a lot of harrassment over the game years ago and gave up on it because of all the aggression. Which is why it hasn't been updated in four years.
02:21:39 Devastator: Two guys essentially did that to Allegiance.
02:21:57 Devastator: not DDoSes but game-crashing hacks.
02:22:06 Devastator: It pretty much put the nail in it after about a yera.
02:22:28 syv: AoT TB also has those, but the standalone client kinda/sorta protects against them.
02:22:32 Devastator: After it was fixed there was no playerbase or ways to get a playerbase.
02:23:18 Devastator: They were permabanned once the community client got made. One of them actually got a reprieve, many years later. The guy cleaned up.
02:23:26 syv: The really bad hacks and persistent abuse of them was supposedly the reason why it lost so many players, even after the
dev gave up. It apparently is just hilariously trivial to hack.
02:23:29 Devastator: Was still a jackass, but didn't try stuff like that after more.
02:27:41 Devastator: The other guy was unbanned as well, but it turns out he was just too dumb to clean up, and got re-banned.
02:28:26 syv: He probably didn't care much about the game at all.
02:28:48 Devastator: Nah, cared too much for stupid reasons.
02:29:04 syv: From what I've seen, the really bad hackers are generally there because they feel the community or game itself makes for a good target.
02:32:38 Devastator: That guy was definately more deranged than just someone looking for a target.
02:32:54 Devastator: He was also a pretty damn good pilot, for the record. And that doesn't happen in a day.
02:33:57 syv: Yes, a leg is special. Without it, you can't walk--lose an arm, you can still walk, at least.
02:35:23 syv: Then you're trading arms for the ability to walk.
02:35:37 syv: Two arms to replace one leg. A leg is special.
03:09:54 syv: Haven't they patched it so that command will ask "Are you *sure*?" if you give it orders to delete everything?
03:16:05 ER: not in the mood for interactive stuff, but wanna watch some jorugmguerungeuer?
03:17:01 syv: You caught me precisely when I put food in the microwave.
03:17:34 ER: Guess I uh, may as well consider feeding myself as well then :V
03:48:24 ER: that seems rather indescrimenate.
03:49:18 ER: well, that's how the murderbuddies met each other I guessssss?
03:49:51 ER: this is a weird show, indeed
03:49:54 syv: "I met my partner at a mass shooting. I tried to stop him from killing everyone, bt failed, so he kissed me, and we've been together ever since!"
03:50:13 syv: I love that shot of the sniper ejecting brass.
03:50:39 syv: It's kinda incompetent, but looks so cool.
03:51:26 syv: Yay, yet another gunfight where nobody can hit a person ten feet in front of them.
03:51:54 syv: And everyone calls out guns by the exact model, like proper mall ninjas.
03:52:33 syv: Truck randomly explodes for no reason.
03:54:38 syv: That scene was so good, then she has to estimate the distance exactly, at an absurd range. And of course she's right.
03:56:10 syv: Wait, did they actually flash genitals? What?
03:56:35 syv: And why do these idiots not die?
04:01:03 syv: Her behavior with him makes me uncomfortable.
04:02:24 ER: oh good now we're talking about development goals
04:02:34 syv: This show is so damn weird.
04:03:00 ER: I like weird shit for being weird though
04:04:11 syv: She's missing the fact that civilian weapons are heavily concentrated in certain countries, and certain homes.
04:04:46 syv: IIRC even the US has less than 20% firearm ownership, it's just that those who do own guns have a ton of them.
04:05:53 syv: This is really fucking weird.
04:07:22 ER: "well good try trying to kill me and all, wanna work for me?"
04:07:33 syv: I do like this show's willingness to just kill off characters freely. Even if none of them seem to be protags.
04:08:06 syv: The show opened with her handing a kid a gun when she knew that kid hated her.
04:08:41 Devastator: that's not how real command lines work,
syv.
04:09:15 syv: I'm pretty sure I've read about that command beig used to delete everything.
04:10:02 ER: is this outro music different?
04:11:05 syv: Went back and checked, she flashed her ass, but her skirt was folded in such a way to keep her nethers covered during her flip. So no censprship laws broken.
04:11:30 ER: such attention to detail -_-
04:11:49 syv: The guns are drawn greatm it's the primary draw.
04:12:10 syv: And would be near impossible to get besides.
04:12:25 ER: but they look coooooooooooool
04:13:12 syv: If I'm gonna choose something for coolness, though, it's gonna be an FN. The P90 and F2000 are awesome, AND practical.
04:13:29 syv: ...Though SVDs are sexier.
04:14:08 syv: Oh dear I want to punch that man
04:14:27 syv: Holding an XM8 out over the railing like that. AND firing it.
04:19:34 syv: Clearly they have history.
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04:22:00 syv: This seems like an inefficient use of child soldiers.
04:26:59 ER: bulldozed to make way for an intergalactic bypass
04:27:17 syv: That P90 is horribly distorted.
04:27:44 syv: Of course, they leave him alive.
04:30:52 syv: At least it's not AoT level.
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04:33:03 syv: We're watching Jormungand.
04:33:12 midnightjaguar: Man it’s been a while since I’ve used my phones IRC app. It’s very weird looking
04:33:25 syv: A villain sue is torturing and blackmailing a hyper lethal child soldier.
04:34:02 syv: Apparently so that the kid will murder yhe man's sister, except she seems more intent on screwing him. Maybe. She might be a lesbian.
04:34:53 ER: it does appear to be fairly lethal.
04:35:13 syv: Earlier, a schoolgirl claimed that going around commando while wearing a skirt made her shoot people more accurately.
04:35:17 midnightjaguar: So it’s essentially Metal Gear? :P
04:35:27 syv: Then she was shot multiple times by a sniper.
04:36:11 syv: She admitted this because the guy she was in love with, a mass shooter who she failed to kill during one of his shootings (and then he kissed her), was shot the day before.
04:36:42 syv: The show does have many lovingly rendered firearms, though.
04:36:56 midnightjaguar: So it’s perfect for you :P
04:37:14 ER: yeah, it's basically metal gear really
04:37:24 syv: It has one thing I really like and none of the others, and is poorly written.
04:37:43 syv: I give it a 4/10, honestly.
04:37:54 midnightjaguar: That’s a rough ranking.
04:38:22 midnightjaguar: What does AOT get?
04:38:27 syv: There's some 4/10s that I really love. This isn't one of them.
04:38:50 syv: Uhh. Prolly a 5/10? Maaaybe a 6, it does have a lot of originality.
04:39:10 syv: The pacing and writing in general is atrocious, though, so I think that balances it back out to 5.
04:40:04 midnightjaguar: I don’t have my comp with me right now.
04:40:21 midnightjaguar: But I do have it
04:40:23 syv: Ahh, kk. No watchy for you then.
04:40:45 syv: Unless you want to try and bother with a stream, but it's prolly not worth it.
04:40:57 ER: it's weird enoguh that I feel you'd be quite confused if you're thrown into the deep end
04:41:13 midnightjaguar: I don’t really feel up for messing with a stream
04:41:20 syv: It's bad enough that I think you could enjoy it about as well regardless of context.
04:42:40 syv: "Eeny meeny minee moe" is one of the lines in the intro?
04:42:46 syv: How have I not noticed that?
04:45:22 ER: this seems like a curbstomp
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04:45:59 syv: Oh that shot was wonderful.
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04:49:07 syv: I feel like I should be insulted by THIS guy being the token American, but I like him.
04:50:03 midnightjaguar: What guy is the token American?
04:50:12 midnightjaguar: Also what’s the setting of the anime?
04:50:46 syv: He's six feet of idiot and punch, completely rude, absolutely full of himself, and apparently our current antagonist.
04:53:31 syv: "It's just fine if people use my research to kill people. I'm just worried about the butterflies!"
04:57:48 syv: And the other people who I forgot.
04:58:07 ER: her boss who is like... a brit arms dealer
04:58:18 syv: What's with the male bodyguard?
04:58:28 syv: Dose he even have a name? A voice?
04:58:57 syv: He had a P90, I think, but beyond that I don't remember anything about him.
05:00:59 ER: she was the lady witht he guy with the cane, I think
05:01:21 syv: The one who nearly beat Scarecrow's goon to death...?
05:03:22 ER: yeah, we're about to have a KNIFE DUEL
05:03:42 syv: When they're a coupke hundred meters apart?
05:04:01 ER: whan has range mattered before?
05:04:10 syv: Yeah, I guess they have gun battles at ten feet, why not have knife fights at three hundred.
05:06:56 syv: There's another four in S1, and a second season. I can upload some more Monday, if you want.
05:07:45 syv:
midnightjaguar,
ER, how many episodes of AoT do you have?
05:09:03 ER: ...I still think this opening is pretty cool
05:09:23 syv: It's growing on me, admittedly.
05:09:34 syv: I don't even hate the voice anymore. It's just funny Engrish now.
05:09:42 syv: The visuals have always been awesome.
05:09:50 midnightjaguar: I think I’ve got enough
05:10:09 midnightjaguar: Oh wait. I still need to download the ones you sent me
05:10:09 syv: Ah, yeah, you don't actually have access to the comp.
05:10:37 syv: Well, when you next get access, send me a msg saying how many you have exactly.
05:11:22 syv: I like her. She looks bored.
05:12:32 midnightjaguar: Yeah. I’ll have it a bit later.
05:14:09 syv: Ah, yes, the nuclear teddy beat ICBM.
05:15:08 midnightjaguar: So it really is Metal year
05:15:21 syv: Why is metal gear so insane?
05:15:53 midnightjaguar: It’s Japanese? I dunno.
05:15:53 ER: presumably because of the writers
05:16:31 syv: Yes,
MJ, it's insane because the Japanese as a race are insane. Clearly.
05:23:24 syv: Mugged with a sniper rifle from a hundred meters.
05:23:44 ER: that's probably a thing in this world
05:26:12 syv: I think the VAs had fun with this.
05:29:56 syv: It flip flops between tone and style insanely quick and often.
05:30:31 ER: well, finish off the bit I have downloaded?
05:34:21 ER: well that's not even trying
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05:37:37 syv: Jaggers sounds unusually villainous.
05:38:42 syv: Oh, so the country a/b thing is intentional.
05:39:02 syv: I missed both explanations.
05:42:31 syv: I feel like this is moving at whirlwind speed, but it might just be because I'm tired.
05:44:34 syv: This shoe has too much intriuge and not enough gunplay.
05:46:19 syv: They're Germany now, not Country A?
05:51:34 ER: me too, but I'm paying attentions
05:54:02 syv: Do you want more of this stupid show?
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06:09:41 ER: down to four users. Can I trust aosh, bemmie, and
paris's bot alone in a server?
06:10:53 ER: the bot will drop for a second, and for that second the channel will know what true fear is.
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