00:26:39 Devastator: Hah, nobody expects the guy in a ghillie suit to punch people.
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00:41:36 Devastator: I watched ep 8. Going to go get some food, and I'll be back in a bit.
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01:03:40 syv: clik clik clik clikclikclikclikclikclikclikclikclik
01:03:49 syv: Ah, the joys of handling a minigun.
01:25:20 Devastator: I thought those went more like 'buzz'
01:27:37 syv: If you just play around and manually spin the barrels it makes a satisfying clicking noise.
01:27:56 syv:
MJ linked me to Forgotten Weapons, and it's worse than TvTropes. :(
01:29:13 Devastator: I see Mafia won in that mafia game,
ER.
01:29:20 Devastator: Because Mafia always wins in modern mafia.
01:29:47 ER: ...If you think that's the reason mafia won that one, you were NOT paying attention. :P
01:30:21 Devastator: If mafia always wins, then it wins because mafia always wins.
01:32:55 syv: Though, honestly, I've always wondered how Mafia is supposed to *lose*.
01:32:59 Devastator: That doesn't happen in modern Mafia.
01:33:20 Devastator: Back in the day, when it wasn't called mafia, there were no abilities and generally two mafia to like eight town.
01:33:44 syv: You really have to rely on scum incompetency, because if you just randomly selected targets, there would be nothing to incriminate you, meaning you have to be lynched on luck.
01:33:46 ER: it doesn't happen in terrible secrey mafia because there were literally no town players, and indeed every single player's allegence was mafia.
01:34:02 Devastator: ..which is all modern mafia, really.
01:34:22 Devastator: They just call three or four mafia players 'town', the ones who lose because they don't have secret info.
01:34:41 ER: I know
dev, I know. I'm just showing
syv that this isn't one of your rare fits of not being a goblin.
01:34:51 syv: Ahh, so
Dev is tricking us by using different definitions, so that when he says a thing it is tautologically true
01:35:41 Devastator:
Syv, go find me a town win in recent mafia.
01:37:17 Devastator: Anyway, they got paid in the most recent episode.
01:37:43 Devastator: I like your ineffable abilities.
01:37:47 Devastator: did you use any of them?
01:38:23 ER: just about as much as I could
01:40:32 Devastator: I could argue that "Town" no longer exists in modern mafia, instead of always loses, but that's a different argument.
01:42:51 Devastator: There's also a space cat in episode 7,
syv.
01:44:44 syv: Neat. Is it around for more than ten frames?
01:45:56 Devastator: The cat is around for a while.
01:46:12 ER: microgravity cats is relevent to my interests, even if only because kittytac made it happen in my game
01:53:41 Devastator: someone with an autoclicker.
02:02:18 syv: Competitive Cookie Clicker?
02:03:47 Devastator: Dude emptied his deagle in about half a second, a couple tiems.
02:08:32 Devastator: up for another episode,
ER?
02:11:02 ER: I'd like to watch nimber 8 in my own time, and I still need to read this turn
syv's sent me
02:12:02 Devastator: Also, did you see the video about the big gun yesterday?
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02:30:24 ER: that's a lot of glowey blue text
02:30:38 ER: who could have foreseen this
02:38:11 ER: hmm, these two segments don't appear to be in chronological order.
02:53:01 Devastator: apparently keys make you buff.
02:59:52 Devastator: If he has these tourneys all the time, I'd think he would keep the venue around.
03:00:16 ER: yup, even seemingly out of direct danger, I STILL can't decide on what's safe to try doing here. :V
03:01:52 Devastator: Quick, have the witch get a free turn in!
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03:15:32 ER: just disappointed that he left, because
03:15:56 ER:
syv you forgot to add inventory to the spoiler >:|
03:16:23 Devastator: he might come back.
03:20:13 Devastator: I hope Sophie's been qualifying.
03:22:16 Devastator: I meant satisfying.
03:24:19 ER: no satisfying, only cold and pointless and pain and death and darkness~
03:42:47 Devastator: Elven satisfaction, that.
03:53:59 Devastator: It's cold because they don't burn stuff.
03:57:22 Devastator: "My favorite human challenge model is for norovirus – they give you a cup of purified norovirus and you swig it down. How desperate for money do you have to be to enroll in that one?"
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05:14:24 MidJag: Ah, I want to but I shouldn't.
05:15:53 Devastator: Frat boy talk, that.
05:18:12 Devastator: Well, I understand.
05:33:30 Devastator: Oh, next Omega Legion mission is traipsing through snow-covered mountains.
05:33:35 Devastator: My dragon is getting little booties.
05:36:55 Devastator: 'Mushers must start the race with 8-14 dogs, and must finish with at least six. That rule continues with “An expired dog does not count as a dog for the minimum required.”'
05:38:05 Devastator: “in the event that an edible game animal is killed in the defense of life or property, the musher must salvage the meat for human use before proceeding along the trail.”
05:38:13 Devastator: Which apparently happened in 1993.
05:38:33 Devastator: someone killed a moose with an ice axe and had to butcher it.
05:38:57 Devastator: Yeah, apparently it charged his sled and team repeatedly.
05:39:03 MidJag: I feel like it would be hard to kill a moose with an ice axe
05:39:16 Devastator: I think professional mushers are pretty badass.
05:39:34 Devastator: ..come to think of it, I've met a couple, but I don't know any.
05:47:04 Devastator: Also sorted out some prices with
NJW about giving Ben wings. Apparently I need a million or so fans.
05:47:16 Devastator: so not happening that way.
05:49:18 Devastator: Well, we have a mad doctor, so I should be able to work out something.
05:59:47 Devastator: Also, apparently it's only 250k if I wanted to wing Nan up.
06:00:09 Devastator: It's more expensive for someone not considered a magical creature, and more expensive for someone not her.
06:02:42 Devastator: I could also cut the price in half if I strap energy sources or generators of some kind to his back to reduce the power required.
06:13:56 Devastator: ..I forgot to price out the bird stuff.
06:14:08 Devastator: ..although I'll make it a lot easier with a fake ritual.
06:18:24 Devastator: A blood sample from the ridiculously giant space creature should be useful for making something else giant.
06:20:47 Devastator: Hope I roll well enough to get some.
06:24:33 Devastator: Oh, if you think of something you particularly want, ask for it and I'll sort out how to do it with
NJW. Or try for it yourself, there's lots of ways to do stuff.
06:27:54 Devastator: Right, it's called Bebob because of the music genre.
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07:03:51 syv: I omitted inventory because Sophia *has* no inventory, including the shotgun. I omitted the levelup, however, because I forgot.
07:04:32 syv: Three standard Eq/Pur, Two of Isabella's Mercy powers, one of her Bravery powers.
07:16:36 Devastator: Anyway, that was good news about the bird ritual.
07:17:03 Devastator: considering I'm going to try to take blood samples from an enormous armoured creature, using that in the fake bird ritual should make it drastically cheaper for giant bird.
07:17:44 syv: And by the same logic, if you can chop wings off an actual angel, that'll make winging Ben significantly cheaper, no?
07:18:25 syv: I like that. Succubus maims a real angel, so that she can make a fake angel, who she manipulates into serving her.
07:23:30 Devastator: ..I'd probably use wings from something easier to kill than an angel..
07:23:37 Devastator: although, hey, if they're available.
07:23:47 Devastator: besides, that might make Ben into an actual angel.
07:23:55 Devastator: which would be bad, considering we're all working for a demon.
07:26:58 syv: I thought we were working for Vince, who's a free agent?
07:27:09 Devastator: Vince is an agent of hell.
07:28:40 Devastator: Amdukias, the guy I work for, is basically a run up in a different reporting ladder.
07:29:14 syv: This... doesn't really seem like a good thing for us.
07:29:42 syv: Could we possibly stop working for Hell?
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07:35:45 Devastator: Yes, but we're still very small fry.
07:35:49 Devastator: so I'm not that worried about it.. yet.
07:35:58 Devastator: and am kinda planning on killing a major devil.
08:00:14 Devastator: plus we know where the bodies are buried.
08:01:32 Devastator: But yeah, lets not work for hell forever.
08:37:45 syv: Has
NJW every confirmed whether this setting even has a heaven?
08:43:09 Devastator: Well, Amdukias has mentioned angels.
08:43:16 Devastator: Yes, I think there's a heaven.
08:43:30 Devastator: wow, had three people spectating me that round of survivor.
08:44:19 Devastator: one of those rounds where I had very few healing items.
08:44:36 Devastator: 734 damage dealt, 341 taken.
08:45:14 Devastator: did some really great dodging.
08:47:12 Devastator: Well, enough fans and Nan could make a heaven. ;-p
08:49:01 Devastator: He's on now if you'd like to ask.
08:49:56 Devastator: Yeah, at the bottom of the contract.
08:49:59 Devastator: "The first party also bears a general moral obligation towards the second to carry out the works of hell and to work for the eventual damnation of all humanity. No retribution can be taken for failure to fulfil this obligation, but compliance may result in increased opportunities."
08:50:02 Devastator: Hell mentioned by name.
08:56:22 syv: Well, it could be a world with Hell but no Heaven.
08:58:02 Devastator: Or maybe Heaven is just a competing hell.
09:01:58 Devastator: I hope I can get blood out of the creature.
09:14:21 Devastator: Maybe I should also ask
NJW what a million fans worth of beauty would be like.
09:16:26 syv: Thought Nan needed to do something new to break past her beauty cap.
09:17:52 Devastator: Yeah, but I'd be assuming that happens.
09:18:05 Devastator: but yeah, you're right.
09:18:10 Devastator: a million fans would do nothing or very little.
09:18:27 Devastator: (The cap might be a little squishy.)
09:18:45 Devastator: Heh, I'd probably hit another cap, really.
09:20:00 Devastator: speaking of that, I'll probably need to spend my stat point on Rit.
09:20:21 Devastator: because stealing magical effects is mostly rit with some con options.
09:22:20 Devastator: which will probably be an elf rather than one of those pegasi. Maybe I'll have her start dating an elf after the mission to do that.
09:24:35 Devastator: date elf, learn how to do it, and then kidnap a different elf.
09:26:07 syv: Nah, steal from the same elf.
09:26:24 syv: ...Wait, no, you'd want loose ends.
09:28:43 Devastator: I might do the same elf if I get like the rebellious type that would keep it secret.
09:28:49 Devastator: Forbidden human fruit, after all.
09:29:18 Devastator: But I really don't want 12 armed elf warriors knocking on my door.
09:30:31 syv: ...I feel like it should be pretty feasible to find an elf that won't sic a militarized squad on you;
09:30:44 Devastator: I don't think the elf I kidnap would do that.
09:30:50 syv: And, even if you do, Bencan totally deal with them~
09:30:56 Devastator: I think that elf's relatives and such might do that, if the elf disappears.
09:32:25 Devastator: "Hey, this elf was bragging about this totally hot human woman he was dating immediately before disappearing. Lets stop by her place."
09:33:46 Devastator: Plus dating an elf will be a lot more difficult than a human. They'll be less affected by the glamour, and I'm assuming there will be enough of a difference in the wiring so that an elf that's attracted to her will be in the minority rather than the majority like with humans.
09:35:07 Devastator: Hmm, I'll write it up into a PM.
09:39:04 Devastator: It's clearly a risk/reward tradeoff.
09:40:22 Devastator: go with a low-risk target like one of those pegasi, or a high-risk target like a glamoured fairy.
09:45:21 Devastator: I should stop talking to myself.
09:48:42 Devastator: well,
NJW did express some slight disappointment that I wasn't planning on taking over the world directly, so gotta make it up in some way.
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19:02:52 Devastator: "The best way to find out is through...experimentation."
20:51:20 Devastator: good job with that doomcrow.
20:57:39 Devastator: now put more crow magic into it until it can eat you whole. Assuming it can't do so already, of course. ;-p
21:24:39 ER: ...Well, Sophia gets a levelup, which includes two levels in Mercy, with most choices available.
21:25:41 ER: Heal and Steel is literally useless to me, but between Triage and Soothe is a legit question, if I end up needing to do lots of healing.
21:26:33 ER: Flagellation doesn't really appeal, but Relieving Plight could be... hmm. Appropriate.
21:27:24 ER: think it should certainly be both points in the same power, rather than grabbing two different weak powers.
21:27:49 ER: Higher tiers seem kinda important for Mercy
21:29:53 ER: I also get a choice between L1 berserker and L1 Painless. I figure that's a definate Painless because it helps make up for cursed Mercy.
21:30:40 ER: Without painless getting injured will probably just knock me out, and the gain from Berserker is pretty similar to Incite anyways.
22:58:03 Devastator: Flagellation is really good.
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