00:33:22 Devastator: "It’s not uncommon for two runs to score on a double. It is uncommon for said double to come on a bunt."
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00:57:37 ER: I love my first roll ina game geing a 1
00:57:44 ER: and that 1 melting my face off
01:03:51 Devastator: survive the floods?
01:04:27 ER: In Asheville: It rained. Lightly.
01:30:05 Devastator: face melting is good.
01:33:22 Devastator: Egan, do you want me to edit my cult orders to let you show the orb around?
01:58:43 ER: You've got enough things in your action anyways. ;P
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04:14:48 syv: You joined *just* after I checked the logs.
04:14:49 MidJag: I am here, if only for a while.
04:16:10 syv: Your abomination of a song hurts me on a metaphysical level.
04:16:41 MidJag: It's weird haveing someone say that when it's not directed at me. :P
04:17:14 syv: Nah, your stuff is only mildly upsetting at worst, Jaggers.
04:20:56 MidJag: huh, you know I've heard worse.
04:22:02 syv: Yeah, it could easily be made far far worse by having it be the same thing, but done with anime love songs or some equally horrible genre.
04:22:10 syv: Eurobeat alone is at least tolerable.
04:22:24 ER: well, the three of us are all here, what kind of party are we throwing?
04:25:02 MidJag: I've got like an hour before I should really go to bed. But I'm down, I need something fun, I've been looking at far to many weird looking molceucles latelly
04:26:47 syv: ...Damn it, the SotM generators are on the other comp.
04:27:41 syv: Yeah, I don't have any runnable systems.
04:29:01 MidJag: I could run a one shot. I'd need some ideas though, otherwise you will literally be butane and propane on a magical journey to resonance land. :P
04:30:15 syv: I'll be Butane, with max points in Charisma and Dexterity. Dump con, wis, and str.
04:30:50 syv: Otherwise, what's the most recent comic/story/movie/media you've watched/read/seen/experienced?
04:36:00 ER: I'm pretty sure I'm actually not creative enough to emulate that as a oneshot. MAYBE as a play-by-post if I'm feeling confident
04:37:16 MidJag: heh, This is the most recent bit of media I've listened to recentlly,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8cmbmwFAl8 You guys are a bunch of physics who are begining to worry that some supernatural shit is going down in the town your staying in you have stats for telekineses pyrokoineses electrokineses and biomancy(telepathy is part of this one) str wis int dex. You get like 8? stat points.
04:37:49 MidJag: Aslo damn this spacebar to the pit of tarturus
04:38:41 syv: ASLO TEH GRATE, GOD OF SMITING INPUT DEVICES, WE CALL UPON THEE!
04:43:47 MidJag: FOE you wake up from the back of the of 78' charger in which you have been sleeping, you surface the dozens of sandwiches you keep on in the car slidding off you, you turn your too damn big eyes to the sound of the noise that woke you up, it's Shiv baning on the engine with a hammer as he holds up the battered hood with his mind. Hey FOE engines acting up, by which I mean we've got oil monsters again.
04:45:50 ER: "Guess that makes it myyyyyyyyy problem. Daaaamn."
04:46:05 ER: "Point me at the whatever, shiv."
04:47:38 syv: Shiv points at the engine.
04:51:55 MidJag: As Shiv steps back the enginge erupts into an oil sludge in the vauge shape of a man. FOE isn't converned about that though he just stares at it and points Bio mancy 8 (6) the oil monsters might be made of things people typically associate with biology, but it's made of cabon, it's probably close enough, FOE pours energy his, eyes and ears and nose bleeding as the oil monster violentlly flies apart spraying the wooded area your in
04:51:55 MidJag: with motor oil and premium gasoline.
04:53:21 MidJag: ((heh, your lucky I didn't panic and give you guys straight bonuses :P ))
04:54:08 syv: "Glad neither of us are pyromancers. Now, let's get driving to the city hall. Mayor has to know about this."
04:54:16 syv: >Drive to city hall, find the mayor's office.
04:54:48 ER: "Uuuuuuuuuuh shiv, the car haaaaaas no oil I think?"
04:56:10 syv: "Cars don't need oil, anyway. Not really. Long as the magic smoke stays in, everything's good."
04:56:32 syv: "Anyone who tells you otherwise is just a tool of The Man."
04:56:44 Devastator: puissance is mind control resist.
04:56:44 ER: "Ugh, I hate making oil. Gets everywhere."
04:57:22 syv: "Yeah, and I hate sitting on your sandwiches. Suck it up, life ain't golden."
04:58:20 ER: "Only if you give me sandwiches."
04:59:01 syv: Shiv sits up slightly, slides a crushed sandwich out from under his rear, and telekinetically throws it at FOE.
04:59:31 syv: "You want an uncrushed one, grab it from the floor or something. God knows you keep too many of the things in here."
04:59:54 ER: "THERE ARE NEVER TOO MANY SAAAAAAAAAAANDWICHESSSSSSSS."
05:00:45 syv: "Oh yeah? I bet you can't eat even HALF of these sandwiches! Gonna try and prove me wrong?!"
05:02:05 ER: "I'll eat like 900 times this many sandwiches. I plaaaaaaaan to live for a longgggggg time though!"
05:02:52 syv: "Not in one sitting you won't. There can be too many sandwiches, too many sandwiches in your stomach, and too many sandwiches in this damn cab!"
05:03:46 ER: "Whhhhhhhat's a 'sitting', shiv?"
05:04:48 MidJag: FOE devours the sandwich in his pock tossing the wrapper into the car, he feels a bit better after eating it. Shiv meanwhile, grabs an empty oil can from the back and pours it into the engine. The magic'll take care of the rest.
05:05:16 ER: "One sandwich, one meal. Easyyyyyy."
05:06:01 ER: "So yeeeeeeeah, I can only eat one sandwich per meal, because a sandwich IS a meeeeeeeal!"
05:06:30 MidJag: He grabs the wheel and still haveing the argument peels out from the deserted road and goes carreening into towning, looking for the mayors place, rembering it from the last time he went through and FOE bought damn near a whole delis worth of sandwhichs he slips into a parking space in front of city hall.
05:06:40 syv: "So too many sandwiches in one meal would be two sandwiches. Bam. My logic is undeniable."
05:07:25 syv: "Here we are. Grab a few sandwiches for snacking, and let's go find our local tyrant."
05:08:27 syv: >Get out, and strut pompously into the place. Find the mayor. Yell at mayor about all the occult bullshit going on, seguing into how disgusting my slob of a partner is. Make sure FOE is present, so he can be gesticulated wildly at.
05:08:47 ER: "Aw, he's not a tyrant! Naaaature says he's not the strongest one. I guess all the other people just put him in charge cauuuuuuse he's pretty or something!"
05:09:07 ER: >Grab some sandwiches and move forwards.
05:09:29 ER: "Is there something other than strong or pretty?"
05:10:03 syv: "Money! Way, way too much money. All those bullshit taxes, they're stealing all our money, and using it to oppress us!"
05:10:24 MidJag: Also quick quesiton, what are you guys wearing?
05:10:34 ER: "Money's not real though, shiv."
05:10:34 syv: "Well, not *our* money, I made sure that we're sovereign and all so can't be taxed, but you get what I mean. I think."
05:10:54 syv: "It's real enough. You're not telekinetic, you wouldn't understand."
05:10:56 ER: "Like, the paper stuff is real, but it doesn't taste very good so I dunno why people want it."
05:11:46 syv: "It's like, you know how that one gas station guy awhile back was mind controlling people into eating the horrible food they sold there? It's like that, but the mind control is in the paper."
05:11:47 ER: "Naaaaaaature says money's not a real thing, like rocks. Just some silly little ape thing."
05:12:09 syv: "It's not real, but it matters, so it's... guh, why am I wasting my time..."
05:12:43 ER: ...What I'm wearing depends on what I'm shaped like.
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MidJag> Also quick quesiton, what are you guys wearing?
05:14:57 syv: Wife beaters and a lavender ballcap saying "Make America Hate Again".
05:15:25 syv: All of it is very unclean and clearly unwashed.
05:15:30 MidJag: pants or shorts? This is actually important.
05:17:30 syv: The shorts are also colored chartreuse.
05:25:37 MidJag: Shiv grabs a shiv from the inside of the charger and slips it into his pocket, as he throws the front door open. and strides past the front office. You have no idea who the secretary is but you don't particuarlly care, you telekinetically grab a floor map from the desk and ignore her shocked gasps as you constult it, dragging your partner as he stuffs sandwichs in his mouth his pink sleepware leaving a trail of breadcrumbs behind t
05:25:37 MidJag: he two of you as you walk over to the elevators ignoring the security gaurds jogging towards you. You emerge onto the mayors floor and burst open the door telekinteically using a bit of biomancy to make your shoulder musecles bulge. The mayor looks up startled from his paperwork and quicklly covers up something. Ah, I see the Army has back with pink and greens, but who are you?
05:26:39 ER: "He's shi- yeah what he said."
05:26:45 syv: "And this" he gestures behind him "is an idiot."
05:27:01 ER: "Deeeeeeeemonstrobly untrue."
05:27:05 syv: "Both of these facts are unimportant, though!"
05:27:27 syv: "Our city is in GRAVE danger! From... beyond the GRAVE!"
05:27:47 syv: "Ghosts! Or something, I don't know. But it's bad! And supernatural! And it concerns you!"
05:28:09 syv: "Declare martial law immediately, before everyone dies to it! NOW!"
05:28:32 ER: "It's not like he's very strong or anything, you know."
05:28:52 syv: "You're ruining my *perfect* manipulations you utter tool!"
05:29:25 syv: "You of course are very, ah, big! Yes, big, you're a bigmayor. And it is impressive."
05:30:11 ER: "He's doing that thing where he pretends you're more pretty than you are so you'll give him more sandwiches. Don't mind him, siiiiiiiiiir."
05:31:09 syv: "No, no! I don't even want sandwiches! Ignore his raving, you beautiful, ravishing symbol of our bloated bureaocracy!"
05:31:11 MidJag: Uh, well I don't really have the ability to declare martial law, but uh...oh to hell with it. AGNES TO ARMS!
05:32:10 MidJag: The mayor grabs an old fountain pen and stabs his right hand with it, impaling it onto a sheaf of documents, as smoke begins to swirl around the room, and a screeching voice is heard coming down the hall.
05:32:15 syv: "See what a few well-chosen words can get you, FOE?"
05:32:43 syv: "This is not what I meant! Cease at once! CEASE I SAY!"
05:35:55 MidJag: Dex 3 (2) Shiv hurls himself at the mayor whil screaming CEASE AND DESIST MATER FAMILIAS! he body slams into the mayor but doesn't actulaly pull his hand out of the documents.
05:36:08 MidJag: The schreeching gets louder and the smoke gets thicker
05:36:42 ER: "Oooooooooookay. I'm gonna go now."
05:37:11 syv: >Flee after him, this is too serious.
05:40:07 MidJag: Shiv stands up, brushes himself off and runs after FOE. FOE makes his way out of the office to see a large harpy flying down the hall towards him her wings phasing through the walls seeminglly. Harpy 6 the harpy spreads her arms and grabs FOE into a crushing bear hug as shiv runs out, sweeping FOE down the hall.
05:42:19 syv: "DAMN IT FOE! THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR FLEEING AND FRATERNIZING!"
05:42:41 syv: >Flee quickly while the harpy is distracted. Out a window, levitate to the ground, then run for the car.
05:47:49 MidJag: Biomancy (8) 3 FOE's mind erupts into inferno of appotosis as the harpys arms rupture spilling FOE to the ground and sending the off balance harpy crashing into a corner. FOE's head hurts, but outside of that he's fine. Shiv deciding that this is going to as it ends as it always does, with FOE trying to convert everything around him into sandwiches and you haveing to stab everything that doesn't become a sandwich decide to cut to t
05:47:49 MidJag: he chase and leap out a window. TK 2 5, you pull yourself up as you fall and float gentlly to the ground dex 3 3 before sprinting for the car and opening the door spilling sandwiches everywhere.
05:48:52 syv: >Get in car, drive away ASAP. Head to the police station.
05:49:30 ER: "Ah, wellllllllll, there he goes. Always in suuuuuuuuuch a hurry!"
05:50:00 ER: >Transmute the harpy into a chunk of karatin.
05:55:14 MidJag: Throwing the charger into gear you wheel out of the parking lot and crareen down the sleepy towns streets, before pulling up at the sherrifs office, FOE uncondrended by the sudden departure of his ride Biomany 8 (6) converts the Harpy into a karatin statue and watches as a loud voice yells something from inside the mayors office. FOE scarfs down another sandwich.
05:56:38 ER: >Take a leisurely stroll out of the building.
05:56:38 syv: >Park the vehicle in the sheriff's office's wall, then leap out into whichever room the door opens into and start screaming.
05:56:58 syv: "THE MAYOR DECLARED MARTIAL LAW AND MADE A PACT WITH DARK GODS YOU NEED TO STOP HIM!"
06:01:01 MidJag: FOE begins to take a leirusrelly stroll out of the building when a giant red demon bursts from the room, grabs him and demon str 4 throws him through the 3rd story window. Mean while Shiv in all of his mismatched glory revs the engine and slams into the sherrifs office (random stuff 5) breaking through the wall in such a way the front door is just in front of where the wall is, He jumps out and starts screaming about the mayor and
06:01:01 MidJag: dark gods and martial law as the sheriff reaches for his taser.
06:01:34 MidJag: ((could we wrap this up some other time Like wensday night or something? I really need to go bed soon.))
06:02:27 syv: ((Sure, sure. It's just a little oneoff, no real need to wrap it up, really.))
06:02:39 ER: >Become a pathogen and take over the demon's body.
06:04:34 MidJag: ((Eh, I'm having fun, it's a type of bizzarness that appeals to me, just two pyschic guys who have to many goddamn sandwiches and a car that's hard to kill. :P))
06:04:55 syv: >If we're getting another turn, TK the taser out of his hands, and shout that I'm not crazy, while gesturing towards town hall and urging him to look
06:11:36 MidJag: Last turn. FOE enjoying that sound of something that might make good sandwiches (Biomancy 8 4) forms himself into a cloud of pyschic bacteria and begins to flagellate towards the demon. (demon immune reponse 1) The demon doesn't feel very good, as a cloud of FOE bacteria enter the demons nose, FOE could really use a sandwhich, he might not have a stomach at this point, but he could really use a sandwhich. Telekensis 2 5, you look a
06:11:36 MidJag: t the taser and slap it out of it's holster as you shout this is an outrage and point out the window. The sherrif now throughlly concerned by the seeminglly pyschic madman seems to contemplate reaching for his pistol before finally glancing out the window, he looks outside and mutters about getting too old for this.
06:12:56 ER: (awful hospital is getting PLOTFUL)
06:13:04 MidJag: very soon, what did you guys think of the game?
06:14:21 syv: I don't play enough jackasses.
06:15:38 MidJag: This does remind me that sometime I'll need to actually finish one of my settings.
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06:18:29 ER: "awful garbage things with dumb baby nonsense thoughts like "how can there be cake before anyone exists to make it?" and "whose birthday is it, anyhow?!"
07:53:14 ER: ugh, this is where things get spooky, huh
07:53:45 ER: I really want to see where this is going, but I also really want to, like, not.
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10:27:39 Devastator: looks like fun in Irony's game.
10:28:52 syv: Irony's game? What's that? What happened?
10:29:22 Devastator: Just reading the logs. That looks like stuff in Irony's game.
10:30:02 Devastator: Also enjoying Order of the Stick.
10:30:27 Devastator: "This one was gritty cyberpunk. That one was talking animals. That one was gritty cyberpunk talking animals."
10:30:56 syv: I like that explanation for the gods' creation of worlds.
10:31:04 Devastator: It does explain so much.
10:31:06 syv: It just makes some of their dynamics make more sense.
10:31:31 Devastator: I'm impressed at the existance of a cosmological explanation for the OOTS-verse.
10:32:48 syv: It's been being hinted at for a LOOONG time.
10:35:02 Devastator: well, I didn't see it coming.
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18:52:44 ER: well, that sure is the horrific combination of a dolphin and an embalming machine created by a horribly horrific eldritch circuit board thingy
19:55:57 Devastator: Everything involved there is horrific.
19:56:45 ER: you might even say it's seriously the worst
19:57:21 Devastator: Making a cat cry: The Adventure.
19:59:53 Devastator: I think it's where you find out that the place isn't supposed to be this fucked up.
20:00:25 ER: yeah, though its kinda been mentioned
20:00:33 Devastator: (Although it's immensely fucked up even when functioning properly.)
20:00:50 ER: ...Because everything is, though.
20:01:59 Devastator: I can say that things are even more fucked up than it looks like at this point.
20:02:23 ER: Because everything kinda mixes together but there's infinitely more things that are horrifying and illogical to you than things that aren't.
20:02:53 Devastator: It's worse than that.
20:02:57 Devastator: But that isn't wrong.
20:03:12 ER: So the average of the infinite perception range does NOT look "normal" to anyone.
20:03:53 Devastator: Remember the clown painting?
20:04:17 ER: Yeah, it's a metal plate with a cake on it now
20:04:27 ER: with "soon :)" written on it
20:04:41 ER: And I've read the book with the cake.
20:04:59 ER: About how the crumbs REMEMBER
20:05:15 Devastator: It was called 'emotionally sensitive artwork.'
20:05:29 Devastator: It's supposed to look like something reassuring and natural to whoever sees it.
20:06:16 Devastator: What you are seeing isn't the average of perceptions. It's the place looking much more normal, reasonable, and healthy than it actually is.
20:14:05 ER: sticky note on the exit door
20:16:16 Devastator: Hmm, some stuff there and after that is relevant in retrospect.
20:27:04 ER: huh, now the exit door opens when you PUSH on it, and it leads somwhere
20:28:18 ER: ...a pair of identical moons in the "sky"
20:32:49 Devastator: I will agree that's a 'close the door' situation.
20:33:48 ER: ...I'd have jumped to a door that looked like it lead to a place that wasn't as turbofucked as the hospital.
20:34:11 ER: Though Fern obviously has other priorities.
20:34:30 Devastator: Do you see any contenders there?
20:35:44 Devastator: I also don't see any doorhandles.
20:36:50 Devastator: (And from what I know, that would be a bad move.)
20:37:12 ER: one of the warning signs on the morgue door is just an image of a dolphin.
20:37:35 Devastator: It's an important warning sign.
20:59:45 Devastator: You saw what happened to toaster-boy.
21:11:58 Devastator: up for some survivor,
ER?
21:45:41 Devastator: Yeah, not winning solos vs squads against three people all armed with Scar-Hs.
22:37:15 Devastator: 1283 damage dealt for five kills?
23:39:08 Devastator: There we go, chicken dinner against squads.
23:39:12 Devastator: 12 kills, 1582 damage.
23:39:30 Devastator: dunno if I should count it, though.
23:39:38 Devastator: finding a saiga-12 in the first crate I punch kinda made it easy.
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