ERLOG 2018-09-16

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03:00:04 ER: raven
03:41:19 ER: why does this aweful hospital have to be so creepy
03:41:35 ER: why did I decide to read this D:
03:45:03 ER: "cure, contain or erase"
03:49:18 syv has joined #einsteinianroulette
03:49:53 syv: Meow.
03:50:21 ER: "Back in the lobby, your skin crawls at the sight of the cryptic banner above an oozing crack on the wall. There's no mistaking the stink of the red liquid dribbling to the floor." "Ketchup."
03:50:51 syv: Awful Hospital never exactly creeped me out, but it always makes me feel a little sick.
03:50:52 ER: howdy. Reading "awful hospital"
03:51:48 syv: The artstyle is just perfect for the subject matter. More realistic gore and grossness I find *less* disgusting, for whatever reason.
03:53:03 ER: Hmm. I guess I'd still put it below Broodhollow in terms of pulling off a spooky story with cartoony art.
03:53:20 syv: Never heard of it.
03:53:52 ER: It's one of those ones that are good and take really really long breaks between updates. :V
03:53:53 syv: "Broodhollow" sounds like a fan nickname for a nonaggressive DaS hollow who's got a bunch of baby ravens on and around him
03:54:53 ER: http://broodhollow.chainsawsuit.com/comic/2012/10/06/book-1-curious-little-thing/
03:55:14 ER: It's pretty different, more "normal" mixed in.
03:55:50 ER: Which probably helps make it more actually creepy than disgusting.
03:56:58 ER: makes sense, because the part of awful that really creeped me out was the flashbacks beginning here http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/176.html
03:57:48 syv: I am uncertain why, but Broodhollow's first and second page fill me with an angry, desperate, aggression.
03:57:56 syv: It is not pleasant.
03:58:24 ER: ...try killing something?
03:58:49 syv: There is nothing available.
03:59:16 syv: ...Well, there's the toad that always sits in front of the adjacent office every night, but I kinda like him. Or her.
04:00:01 syv: The next few pages are just as oddly upsetting, so nooope.
04:00:07 syv: Should just finish Unsounded.
04:02:40 ER: in soviet unsounded, webcomic finish YOU
04:05:44 ER: ...if the hospital's doctrine is "cure, contain, or erase", what do they use a morgue for?
04:06:05 syv: Containment of corpses?
04:06:27 ER: I guess?
04:06:58 ER: But I feel like if they're left with a corpse after treatment, they failed to do any of those three things.
04:09:19 ER: "Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals"
04:10:18 syv: Kill the thing, then contain the body.
04:10:22 syv: Success.
04:10:36 ER: "kill" isn't in there
04:10:47 syv: It's a step on the road.
04:10:50 ER: also apparantly everything is alive, so moot point I guess
04:11:11 syv: Can't cure an omelet without killing a few eggs.
04:11:48 ER: you can in a grey zone :V
04:12:35 syv: The hospital's more like a rainbow, though.
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04:28:28 MidJag: lo
04:28:49 ER: hi
04:30:33 MidJag: how you been?
04:30:41 syv: Hi, Jaggers.
04:31:01 MidJag: heh, I like that name.
04:31:02 ER: baseline functional.
04:31:45 MidJag: I see
04:32:39 MidJag: and a syv is around I see.
04:32:54 syv: Indeed I am!
04:33:00 syv: I am most Sundays.
04:34:47 ER: "apologized! none functionate in an everyzone. *thank you're*"
04:35:03 MidJag: I have somehow managed to get my self sick. The wonders of dorm living :P
04:35:44 ER: heh, "somehow"
04:35:45 MidJag: But aside from that I'm pretty good
04:36:58 syv: Hum. And I just recently stopped being sick.
04:37:05 syv: Well, hope it isn't too bad.
04:37:52 MidJag: It's not too bad. Annoying, but not too bad.
04:40:16 ER: makes you stronger :v
04:48:54 ER: "hose warblation"
04:49:48 MidJag: ?
04:50:07 syv: Awful Hospital.
04:50:17 MidJag: Ah.
04:50:24 ER: seriously the worst ever
04:50:25 MidJag: I have really gotten behind on that one
04:52:42 MidJag: Which is weird, because has quite a lot of things I enjoy, surrealism, intresting design and medically themed stuff
04:53:28 ER: MJ, have *you* read Broodhollow? :P
04:53:41 ER: because, if you have not, you should try it
04:54:00 MidJag: Nope
04:54:33 ER: http://broodhollow.chainsawsuit.com/comic/2012/10/06/book-1-curious-little-thing/
04:56:19 MidJag: Hmm, I'll look into it
04:57:26 syv: Do you actually make any notes or anything about the things you promise to look into, or do you just trust your memory?
04:57:40 MidJag: Bit of both
04:59:15 MidJag: I have reminders on my phone to look into things, and if I forget to set them then I'll likelly forget about it until some random event occurs that jogs such a thing and then I'll look into it at exactlly that moment
05:00:07 syv: HMMM.
05:00:27 MidJag: ?
05:00:34 MidJag: Oh, just hmmm
05:00:49 MidJag: I was wondering if that was an acryonm for something
05:02:09 syv: Here's Meow Meow Meow.
05:05:58 MidJag: Ah right, planescape the torment. That I have looked into, I just haven't done it yet. I will do it eventually though, I'll go for doing it this summer.
05:06:10 syv: Yeeessss.
05:06:18 MidJag: or over winter break actually, since I won't really be doing much then.
05:06:23 MidJag: \I think
05:06:26 syv: :)
05:06:45 syv: Maybe I'll believe you later. It's possible, probably.
05:09:48 MidJag: indeed
05:10:30 ER: i um got bored of planescape
05:10:41 syv: unforgivable
05:26:23 MidJag: Hmm, anyone ever seen hobo with shotgun? I've never seen it, but it looks like a fun indescribably stupid movie.
05:26:34 ER: nope
05:28:02 syv: Sounds like a tg meme.
05:29:27 MidJag: It is an actual movie, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo_with_a_Shotgun
05:31:37 syv: It's also Canadian.
05:31:42 syv: Does it star a goblin?
05:32:56 MidJag: I do not know if the star is Dev.
05:34:28 ER: if it stars *a* goblin then technically only one fifth of dev stars in it.
05:35:14 syv: I'm not sure I'm so on board with this goblin tower idea. If he were five goblins, why is there only ever one voice during his streams?
05:35:41 syv: You can't tell me that any part of Dev, given a functional mouth, would be able to resist speaking up and complaining about things.
05:36:03 ER: all goblins have the same voice
05:36:28 MidJag: It would make more sense if he was a goblin on stilts
05:37:09 syv: What, and they're very good at never speaking out of turn, ER?
05:37:14 syv: You can't be serious.
05:37:26 MidJag: Nah, they speak like legion
05:37:41 ER: no, they have the same voice, so when they speak out of turn it just sounds the same
05:37:50 syv: That would imply Dev's voice is harmonious. Is it?
05:38:30 ER: technically all goblins are quantum vibrational representations of the one ideal goblin
05:40:00 MidJag: heh, reminds me of that one pratchett thing with the horses.
05:40:01 syv: Which would still mean Dev is A goblin, regardless of exactly how many goblins He is truly composed of.
05:40:49 ER: no he's not a goblin, because there's only one goblin and he's not all of them
05:41:50 MidJag: actually, I can sorta see where ER's coming from here. All of his goblin like things are essentially isotpes of goblins
05:43:41 syv: So he's five goblins but only part of a goblin?
05:44:05 syv: Which is also a woman?
05:44:16 ER: such is the way goblinzes
05:44:27 syv: Have we come full circle and remade Dev into some sort of eldritch abomination?
05:45:16 MidJag: Nah he's five goblins, but they are more like variations on the idea of one goblin.
05:45:56 MidJag: and yes, you put me ER and you in a room to talk about something, we were going to end up with elderitch abominations eventually.
05:47:04 ER: ...you put me, you, and syv in a room together and you've already got like 2.5 eldritch abominations right there
05:47:43 ER: "UNPLEASANT WAL-MART: WHY DOES IT ONLY SELL HUGE BAGS OF DEAD MICE"
05:48:48 MidJag: How can we be sure that not evertyhig they sell is not actually a huge cleverlly disuised bag of dead mice.
05:49:13 syv: My cats don't eat all the groceries.
05:49:53 MidJag: fair point
06:01:38 ER: "For a fleeting moment, reality just sort of suddenly catches up to you. Here you are, in a bar made of mildew, in what seems to be a hollowed-out vitamin tablet, in what you know is your own corpse, in an alien morgue in a hospital run by monsters, and you're getting pulled into a conversation with a protozoa in a very cheap looking hat."
06:02:41 MidJag: Who hasen't been there though :P
06:08:42 ER: Hmm.
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06:09:12 ER: The adventure inside her own corpse seems to be less strange than the adventures in the hospital.
06:09:55 ER: I suppose that would be because the things in her own corpse are kinda earthling things?
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06:37:33 ER: well done, doctor
06:40:32 ER: I like the way that Phage sees the world
06:40:48 ER: he really seems to like his hospital, I guess
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06:49:31 ER: 5...4...pi...1...0
06:50:04 syv: Technically not wrong.
06:51:04 ER: ...I checked the comments and apparantly this page has a mouseover and I don't feel like looking at it right now
06:52:02 ER: so, guess its time to pick this back up TOMORROW
06:52:20 syv: It's time to wait, yes.
06:52:21 ER: I need to ration these nightmares.
06:53:20 ER: hurry up and wait
06:55:24 ER: reading too much of one new webcomic or playing too much of one new game puts my mind in a kinda strange and unpleasant place while I sleep, even if I still wouldn't describe it as nightmares.
06:56:32 ER: When I was reading through order of the stick, all of my thoughts seemed to appear inside speech bubbles of the characters...
06:57:12 syv: That is very weird.
06:57:46 syv: I dislike shotgunning long media, because I can sometimes go into a sort of withdrawl, but I can't recall ever having my thoughts in speech bubbles.
06:58:22 ER: when MGSV came out, all of my dreams were really repetitive watching the fucking AMMO COUNTER, of all things.
06:58:26 syv: Closest times to that, I was in a bad mental state for some other reason (usually sleep dep), and hadn't been binging on anything.
06:58:52 ER: It could have picked any of the fun parts of that game, but my brain insisted on fixating on the ui. :V
07:00:33 syv: Well, the UI WAS the most consistent thing you saw while playing the game.
07:35:46 ER: I should sleeeeeeep
07:36:11 ER: I said I was going to update death plane today but I diiiiiiiiidn't
07:36:21 ER explodes
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07:39:27 syv: unforgivable
09:48:52 Devastator: hey syv.
09:48:55 Devastator: feeling better?
09:49:05 syv: Yeah.
11:41:34 syv has quit [Quit: Definitely a psyv.]
12:03:25 Devastator: http://youtu.be/bPc7RszIdD4
12:06:13 Devastator: oh god, that's funny.
22:03:00 Devastator: Quote from: ABOMINATION
22:03:01 Devastator: REEEEEEEEEEEE
22:03:03 Devastator: [3] It noodles forward but can't get the traction it had on its old arms. It barely gets within swinging range of Auntie.
22:03:04 Devastator: [1] It flails itself in the face as a result.
22:03:06 Devastator: Abomination takes 3 damage
22:03:12 Devastator: Looking real deadly there.
22:51:37 Devastator: Wait.. I actually recognize one of his youtube commentators as someone I thought might be deceased.
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