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03:55:18 Devastator: death plane, the plane of death.
03:55:31 ER: the plane where death happens, yes
03:56:10 Devastator: How's the waitlist going?
03:56:35 ER: I decided to "kill" another player~
03:57:06 ER: I'm saying that "became a planet" pretty much counts as death, even if you can still do a few things as a planet.
03:59:24 Devastator: Dork souls of god games.
03:59:54 ER: nobody's died the "normal" way yet!
04:03:31 Devastator:
NJW's probably doooomed.
04:06:24 Devastator: well, microfauna might be good.
04:15:15 Devastator: so how much life do you lose every turn again?
04:15:58 Devastator: less one per stipulation?
04:16:06 Devastator: and less one per essence gained?
04:17:34 ER: stipulations merely decrease the amount of Essence you lose at the end of your turn, after paying for everything including decreasing your Vitality damage.
04:19:09 Devastator: So you cannot voluntarily take damage to hold on to essence?
04:19:53 ER: You can choose not to spend Essence
04:24:32 Devastator: Hmm. I'll probably take some stipulations, but see if I can dig myself out of the essence hole before time is up.
04:28:02 Devastator: Would it be cheaper to propel my radioactive spaceship around, or to change the local physical laws such that it accelerates naturally in the direction I want?
04:48:21 ER: changing the local laws will probably be more expensive and more permanant.
04:48:39 ER: having a cost to change things back to normal once the craft's moved.
05:04:21 Devastator: Yeah, but if I go slow I wouldn't need to keep pushing.
06:08:42 Devastator: so you lose 10 vitality and up to five essence every turn?
06:10:43 ER: you gain Essence, you spend it on god shit, you spend 0-10 to decrease the damage you take by that amount, you lose an amount equal to your drain, if you still have essence you can keep it.
06:11:36 Devastator: Ok, so 10 vit and up to five essence, if any is left after spending it to decrease damage taken.
06:11:56 Devastator: stipulations don't reduce vit loss, just essence drain.
06:12:12 ER: why do you say up to five essence?
06:12:38 Devastator: If you have 3 left over you lose 3, right?
06:13:04 Devastator: if you have no stipulations and 10, you lose five, right?
06:14:55 ER: if you have no stipulations your drain is 50, so if you end the turn with less than 51 Essence you'll begin the next turn with 0.
06:16:47 Devastator: Might be best to just take no stipulations, then, since they don't seem to help any.
06:17:31 ER: Yes, they quite frankly will not help you in the early game unless you have all five of them.
06:18:10 ER: And you can take on new ones at any time, so once you make enough essence each turn that losing less than 50 is helpful, you can just start having them.
06:18:48 Devastator: Hmm. I might do the first two then, just for the hell of it.
06:19:01 Devastator: Taking them might have an effect on the other players.
06:55:09 Devastator: Damn, that's nasty.
06:55:23 Devastator: Was watching more mousetrap videos and he had one where other mice started eating the dead ones.
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18:32:11 Radio_Controlled: Good evening you homegrown cervical cysts.
18:33:42 Radio_Controlled: That video better end with that guy's throat being torn open adorably.
18:35:56 ER: nah, the domesticated foxes are pretty nice
18:36:20 ER: and I kinda doubt even a wild fox's ability to kill a human
18:37:12 Radio_Controlled: I was hoping they were being domesticated to become the most adorable assassins.
18:37:31 ER: they're being domesticated for SCIENCE
18:37:53 Radio_Controlled: Also, Novosibirsk sounds familiar, is that the location I once made you guys fight demons?
18:38:24 ER: I really hope that they keep domesticating foxes until they're really like dogs.
18:39:23 Radio_Controlled: Then we'll have... a slightly different brand of dog!
18:39:25 ER: Seems like a good alternative to small dogs to me, because dogs that are bred to be small tend to be... kinda fucked up in the head, to be honest.
18:40:17 ER: So foxes, being naturally small animals, can be tiny and cute while hopefully not being fucking insane
18:42:49 Radio_Controlled: Are all the smaller dog breeds 'insane'? I think for some of them, like Terriers, it's more that they were originally bred to be hunting dogs.
18:43:34 Radio_Controlled: I mean, I've seen small dogs that were very sociable and nice.
18:47:02 Radio_Controlled: It's an interesting video though, especially at the end, thanks for linking it.
18:48:51 Radio_Controlled: That pun at the very end though.
19:05:36 Devastator: foxes can be fucked up in the head, too. ;-p
19:05:46 Devastator: BTW, I knew a wild fox that would eat from people's hands.
19:06:14 Radio_Controlled: Would it also eat people's hands?
19:07:18 Devastator: No, fortunately it still had a little fear.
19:08:17 Radio_Controlled: Anyways, what's new in Devland?
19:11:12 Devastator: gotta head out this afternoon.
19:12:57 Radio_Controlled: Gonna go hunt some maple?
19:13:17 Radio_Controlled: Blunderbus in one hand, lurewhistle in another.
19:13:29 Devastator: Nah, some fine forest products.
19:14:16 Radio_Controlled: You gonna hunt your neighbors in the boonies?
19:14:24 Radio_Controlled: The most dangerous game.
19:18:15 Devastator: gotta stock up on paper towels.
19:18:58 Radio_Controlled: There are more efficient ways of getting that than murdering your neighbors and stealing theirs you know.
19:19:07 Radio_Controlled: None that are more thrilling however.
19:20:15 Radio_Controlled: By the way, oz congratulated Saeko on her success on the discord today.
19:21:03 Devastator: Succeeding at the hard check, failing at the easy one.
19:21:11 Devastator: That's the way things go, right.
19:22:12 Radio_Controlled: I think he meant more in general.
19:22:32 Devastator: I'm not doing anything particularly ambitious with her.
19:22:43 Devastator: at least until the gryphon arrives.
19:22:51 Devastator: "This house cannot evolve. It needs a second type of wine to satisfy the idle patricians' decadent lifestyle."
19:23:39 Radio_Controlled: "
Dev seems to be doing quite well for himself." or something like that.
19:23:59 Devastator: Ahh. Yeah, that's the case.
19:24:08 Devastator: although I'll have to find a better method of anesthesia.
19:24:16 Radio_Controlled: While discussing if he didn't regret yet being tied to the spirit's whims and starting in the ass end of nowhere.
19:24:34 Radio_Controlled: How much was it for the gryphon again?
19:26:22 Devastator: I put a 10 gold deposit on it. It'll cost more than that.
19:26:34 Radio_Controlled: Yeah, probably.
19:26:43 Devastator: Depends on how many spells I cast for the breeder.
19:26:51 Devastator: Will probably do at least one.
19:27:07 Radio_Controlled: A horse already costs like 50 gold, 100 for a good one.
19:27:31 Devastator: Yeah, it'll be a fair bit.
19:28:09 Devastator: I have another 30 gold I could pay, that and a spell or two would probably do it.
19:28:15 Devastator: and you can ride a horse.
19:28:37 Radio_Controlled: But it can't fly.
19:29:23 Devastator: Just cast a 'flying' spell or 'bird' spell on it.
19:30:57 Radio_Controlled: Yeah, let me get right on that with all those 'bird' and 'flying' words I don't have. :p
19:31:43 Radio_Controlled: Though with some luck I'll be getting a human-related word when I cut open that guy Pan killed.
19:32:46 Devastator: Now Saeko would buy that, that's for certain.
19:33:08 Radio_Controlled: Then for the other guy I'm gonna try to necromance revive him for a short time so we can interrogate him.
19:33:37 Devastator: don't get killed by your own zombie.
19:33:38 Radio_Controlled: Different types of mage I'm afraid, can't share any words with you.
19:33:45 Devastator: You know, might want to just revive the guy's head.
19:33:51 Radio_Controlled: We'd tie him down securely of course.
19:34:25 Radio_Controlled: That's also an option, yeah, though from what
pw said the closer to a normal body the easier the necromancy should be.
19:37:05 Radio_Controlled: I even bought a bunch of stuff to help me with necromancy, like a doc's bag and the hobo blood deal.
19:39:40 Radio_Controlled: A deal made with some hobo's: when needed I can come take some of their blood in exchange for some gold.
19:40:06 Radio_Controlled: I didn't take any blood yet because I wanted it to be as fresh as possible.
19:40:09 Devastator: Surely you mean hobos.
19:46:52 Radio_Controlled: "You wander about a bit, checking the normal spots for...the financially unfortunate. You find a few that look to be in descent health and offer a gold piece for a "reasonable amount" of their blood. Most seem accepting of the proposal, a few enthusiastically so. You have the equipment to remove the blood and can get the containers to hold it for relatively "
19:47:03 Radio_Controlled: "relatively cheap but it may be better to wait until you need it; old blood will make things harder. "
19:48:57 Radio_Controlled: I do wonder what will happen to the arena given the 'prediction' of the magical book.
19:51:09 Radio_Controlled: The arena seemed to be burning.
19:51:43 Radio_Controlled: Maybe some gang of mages is gonna teleport in using a glass map to raid the place?
19:53:37 Radio_Controlled: That'd be pretty cool if also scary.
19:53:57 Devastator: Maybe
PW didn't want you guys to have infinite money.
19:54:31 Radio_Controlled: Now why would he want that?
19:54:43 Radio_Controlled: You silly Billy.
19:55:27 Radio_Controlled: And even then, he could at least have waited for Ecalir to finish becoming the flashiest gladiator that ever was before burning the whole place down.
19:56:45 Devastator: Maybe you guys will burn it down.
19:56:50 Devastator: didn't you teleport in via glass map?
19:57:11 Radio_Controlled: But we didn't burn anything!
19:57:17 Devastator: Yeah, it's burning.
19:57:39 Radio_Controlled: Ok sure, we did tinker and order a magical flamethrower that can spew d10 death, but still.
19:59:03 Devastator: I think Saeko is the only person to have a positive effect on the places she's been so far.
19:59:41 Radio_Controlled: Hey now, we made some people in our starting town pretty rich.
19:59:55 Radio_Controlled: And we have done nothing unfair in the arena yet either.
20:00:09 Devastator: people who aren't you?
20:00:23 Radio_Controlled: Well, there was that old guy, and the scribe lady.
20:00:40 Radio_Controlled: And the lizardpeople, they seemed pretty happy.
20:03:23 Radio_Controlled: It almost sort of works but then also doesn't.
20:03:50 Radio_Controlled: As if aliens wanted to make an anime AMV but got something wrong.
20:04:29 Devastator: That song doesn't do anything for me.
20:04:31 Radio_Controlled: It works better than expected, granted. But it's not exactly, you know, great music.
20:04:47 Radio_Controlled: It's a mix of two meme songs
dev.
20:05:48 Radio_Controlled: Then what are scenes?
20:05:57 Radio_Controlled: AND WHAT ABOUT GENES.
20:08:20 Radio_Controlled: Genes are the jeans of the soul.
20:08:48 Radio_Controlled: And scenes are the beans of the soul.
20:10:13 Radio_Controlled: Either way, have you officially given up on Cabal,
ER?
20:10:59 ER: I can no longer think of anything I can actually do, so yes.
20:13:49 Radio_Controlled: You could wait until an opportunity presents itself, or create a new character.
20:14:22 ER: time does not appear to pass while I'm not doing anything.
20:14:47 Radio_Controlled: It's true that the 'direct force' route seems not to be helping much (in large part due to bad luck, mind you).
20:15:32 Radio_Controlled: Maybe if you stop kicking the door or attacking anyone coming in,
pw will have an opening to change your situation?
20:27:37 Radio_Controlled: Or you could help me twist
syv's arm into dragging him back into cabal by reforming your little iron demon gang.
23:17:14 Devastator: Time is but a window.
23:23:50 ER: So I noticed a repeating caw coming from somewhere near the back of the house.
23:24:32 ER: Go outside to check it out, there's a crow walking around on the niehbor's roof, making a lot of noise.
23:24:54 Devastator: So.. you're going to die?
23:25:19 ER: There wasn't a lot of texture to the noise, just kinda general screaming.
23:25:56 ER: I think that might be CAW language for "bigass strorm is coming."
23:34:27 Devastator: Or maybe "Man, this roof is boring."
23:43:37 Devastator: 'Stay away from this guy, he likes crows too much.'
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