ERLOG 2018-07-09

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00:11:04 Piecewise has joined #einsteinianroulette
00:11:14 Piecewise: Beep boop
00:11:20 ER: WHAT
00:11:25 Piecewise: Beep
00:11:27 Piecewise: Boop
00:11:29 Piecewise: Fucker
00:12:00 ER: dickhead
01:31:41 Devastator_ has joined #einsteinianroulette
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01:34:24 Devastator_ is now known as Devastator
02:34:55 Devastator: hmm.
02:34:57 Devastator: heya PW.
02:36:50 Devastator: Piecewise.
02:36:57 Devastator: Stream will start on the hour.
02:37:00 Piecewise: ok
02:37:14 Piecewise: Gimme a ping when you're ready
03:00:57 Devastator: Piecewise.
03:05:25 Piecewise: herro
03:06:16 Piecewise: Oh dear
03:06:21 Piecewise: bad dog
03:07:13 Piecewise: [Pirates ps1 games intensely]
03:08:09 Piecewise: There's only 1 npc in here and he does nothing but give you a slab when you beat the boss. So feel free to swing on anyone
03:09:16 Piecewise: Well, there's more npcs but none that give you anything
03:09:25 Piecewise: Murder
03:12:20 Piecewise: Arbor day!
03:14:43 Piecewise: Ds3: Really? Oh come on.
03:17:44 Piecewise: You let me know when you need some guidance
03:19:26 Piecewise: Hatless Shrugged
03:19:50 ER: unhatted pleb
03:19:53 Piecewise: There's a bonfire ahead
03:20:09 ER: there's always a bonfire ahead ya dummy
03:20:12 Piecewise: and advenure afoot
03:20:52 Piecewise: you getting lag spikes or something?
03:21:58 Piecewise: When you see the area with the big tower, thats near the items you're looking for
03:22:36 Piecewise: There's actually a whole chunk of level over on the far right side of that area with all the wolves
03:23:08 Piecewise: with a tower and archers and giant vikings and a giant wolf
03:23:49 Piecewise: That area just loops back
03:23:58 Piecewise: you drop down to those itmes
03:26:32 Piecewise: SSX TRICKY
03:28:12 Piecewise: You'll see good roll crow here soon
03:30:47 Piecewise: Min max ninja crow!
03:31:29 ER: I guess vikings and wolves means he's in the snowy DLC now?
03:32:21 Piecewise: ye
03:32:29 Piecewise: he's currently calling you names
03:32:35 ER: neat
03:32:36 Piecewise: something about anime
03:33:31 Piecewise: He's an expert about anime or something
03:33:42 ER: right
03:34:06 Piecewise: Fun fact, you can get his weapons and they are pretty great
03:34:12 Piecewise: they have that super combo
03:34:25 Piecewise: like 12 hits in 2 seconds
03:35:54 Piecewise: Really big sword and really big armor is good. Really big sword and leather pants, not so good
03:36:18 Piecewise: You hatless freak!
03:36:37 ER: fuck armor, also fuck shields
03:36:52 ER: all you need is rolls :P
03:37:14 Piecewise: All you need is rolls, rolls. Rolls are all you need
03:37:58 Piecewise: He respawns but there's a bonfire just up ahead
03:38:05 ER: also having a brain and maybe a parrying knife >.>
03:38:14 Piecewise: up the ladder, to the left
03:38:56 Piecewise: ER, he parried in the last game so he can't parry now
03:39:06 Piecewise: Also thats the guy who gives you a slab
03:39:12 Piecewise: for murdering a lady
03:39:37 Piecewise: You realize he just said "Yes, murder me. Burn the world"
03:41:38 Piecewise: Dev getting angry about things that aren't possible in 99.9% of games
03:42:14 ER: dev getting angry
03:42:22 ER: about anything and everything
03:43:31 Piecewise: The way forward isn't actually past him. that gate is locked. Look off to the right for another path
03:43:39 Piecewise: You can block with the sword, by the way
03:45:15 Piecewise: Birb op plz nerf
03:46:18 Piecewise: This area is generally considered end game
03:46:38 Piecewise: so your weapon might be underleveled
03:47:57 Piecewise: I mean, you could go kill dancer. Tons of upgrade stuff past her
03:49:33 Piecewise: Just keep swinging, swinging, swinging
03:50:13 Piecewise: You might wanna not drain all your stamina. Hit him like twice and then get away
03:50:50 Piecewise: He pogo sticked ya
03:51:23 Piecewise: You can get that weapon by the way
03:52:22 Piecewise: Complete with infinite knives
03:52:28 Piecewise: for ultimate jojo
03:52:52 Piecewise: Dev vs Bird grudge match.
03:53:13 Piecewise: What are the chances of you not getting a crow familiar after this due to bad blood from this incident
03:53:13 ER: unrimited brade works
03:53:43 Piecewise: Haaaa
03:54:01 Piecewise: insult to numerous injuries
03:54:53 Piecewise: Not sure
03:54:57 Piecewise: lemme look
03:56:46 Piecewise: They drop shards, chunks and sharp gems
03:56:53 Piecewise: Sadly not their cool ass armor
03:58:00 Piecewise: You've already met two so I think "They" is proper
03:58:18 ER: hahaaa
03:58:23 Piecewise: You just tried to make a jump that wasn't a jump
03:58:30 Piecewise: and failed
03:58:57 Piecewise: Corvian knights is a class. Sword or claws
03:59:10 Piecewise: there are two of each in the leve
03:59:11 Piecewise: l
04:03:10 Piecewise: Ya gotta teleport back to it
04:03:31 Piecewise: because of ice slide there's no way back to the big rope bridge on foot
04:06:27 Piecewise: I'd stay out of that building
04:06:29 Piecewise: its mean
04:06:40 Piecewise: they don't like your kind around here
04:06:52 ER: lies
04:06:55 ER: go through there
04:07:21 Piecewise: You ain't no crow, son
04:07:23 ER: anywhere where hard enmies are hiding in constrained spaces there's gotta be good loot around
04:07:38 ER: like fire surge!
04:07:47 Piecewise: Ironically the only loot in that room is totally fucking useless
04:08:28 Piecewise: You can cut the bridge from this side and climb down. Just saying
04:08:41 Piecewise: I don't think theres anything you'd like down there
04:09:18 Piecewise: There's a boss down there
04:09:28 Piecewise: And he's elsewhere in the level, waiting to fuck you up
04:10:43 Piecewise: And she's now waiting to fuck you up real good
04:11:24 Piecewise: Nice survive
04:11:28 Piecewise: nice 1 hp
04:14:06 Piecewise: you actually got a visceral attack. nice.
04:14:42 ER: we playin fuckin bloodborne here
04:15:02 Piecewise: Dev is very annoyed he got that
04:15:43 Piecewise: Well, its special because you normally miss them
04:15:58 Piecewise: You only need to hit the bridge once
04:16:03 Piecewise: it just takes a moment to collapse
04:16:07 Piecewise: hitting it more does nothing
04:19:14 Piecewise: There was indeed
04:19:21 Piecewise: your bloodlust got you
04:20:51 Piecewise: Damn slippery branches
04:24:03 Piecewise: yeah yeah yeah yeaaaaah
04:27:57 Piecewise: So from that bonfire, there's a boss to the right, and then true horror to the left
04:28:44 Piecewise: The stream is basically slide show to me so I'm getting some neat action poses
04:29:07 Piecewise: Also you can just warp up to them.
04:29:15 Piecewise: To the left is three ice crabs
04:29:24 Piecewise: three giant ice crabs
04:29:26 Piecewise: at once
04:30:14 Piecewise: is fine, I can still follow it
04:30:49 Piecewise: Rolling into the crabs!
04:31:00 Piecewise: I TOLD YOU MAN
04:31:05 Piecewise: I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE CRABS
04:31:50 Piecewise: the item disappears if you die
04:32:32 Piecewise: I'm warning you, not saying you did
04:33:44 Piecewise: I wonder how this will go
04:33:50 Piecewise: most people find this boss pretty easy
04:35:23 Piecewise: Puppy incoming
04:35:41 Piecewise: Drift doggo
04:35:46 Piecewise: doing mad burnouts
04:36:47 Piecewise: He's using valorheart. Its a sword/shield combo that has block frames as he attacks
04:36:51 Piecewise: and yes
04:37:04 Piecewise: become bark breaker
04:37:08 Piecewise: Pup snuffer
04:37:19 Piecewise: Fido Fucker upper
04:37:29 Piecewise: Toto terminator
04:38:16 Piecewise: You can kill him before the dog shows up but the dog always shows up
04:39:55 Piecewise: Dev, kicking dogs
04:40:33 Piecewise: Don't try to trade with him
04:40:44 Piecewise: Valorheart is really good at trades
04:42:38 Piecewise: You see how his jump attack has block frames right?
04:43:10 Piecewise: It drains stamina
04:43:13 Piecewise: a lot actually
04:43:34 ER: Dev: counterer by shield pokes
04:43:40 ER: I will keep this in mind
04:44:16 ER: maybe try to push him off of something with a shield's push attack
04:44:23 Piecewise: Your best bet is probably to dodge his jump and hit him then. Easier said than done, I know
04:45:15 Piecewise: Admittedly you only died there because you rolled against a wall while he attacked
04:46:55 Piecewise: Dog is HP related, not timing
04:53:48 Piecewise: Killing this boss gives you the boss weapon and allows multiplayer so...probably good idea to kill dancer instead
04:54:04 ER: boss weapons~
04:54:20 Piecewise: I beat ds1 remaster with nito's sword
04:54:36 ER: op
04:54:42 Piecewise: got it to max before biggie smalls
04:54:52 Piecewise: and kicked they ass first try
04:55:05 ER: you're a toxin on the community
04:55:05 Piecewise: Great shield and skel sword
04:56:07 ER: use the wooden greatshield or no balls
04:56:22 Piecewise: Eagle shield?
04:56:31 ER: yeh
04:56:46 Piecewise: That implies I actually do blight town
04:57:04 ER: do eeeeet
04:57:14 Piecewise: 70% dev
04:59:23 Piecewise: I don't think the frames were bad last time we were here
05:00:37 Piecewise: You could always quit out and reload. That should force it
05:02:02 Piecewise: Try to say at the dancer's side if you can. And always roll back from the dodge, not through it.
05:02:51 Piecewise: The side is the one without a face or a butt
05:03:49 Piecewise: you can skip it
05:05:22 Piecewise: So straight forward from the ladder leads to an area with upgrade items. This area has them too, but less
05:07:09 Piecewise: MATRIX
05:07:25 Piecewise: Look at this slow mo
05:07:29 Piecewise: "Woah"
05:08:17 Piecewise: Protect your head
05:09:04 Piecewise: There's like 6 chunks just sitting around just ahead
05:09:18 Piecewise: not drops
05:09:19 Piecewise: just loot
05:09:38 Piecewise: bonfire
05:09:40 Piecewise: BONFIRE
05:09:45 Piecewise: IN THAT ROOM
05:09:49 Piecewise: DEV WHY
05:10:13 Piecewise: ROOM BEFORE
05:10:36 Piecewise: I KNOW THATS WHY I'M YELLING
05:10:39 Piecewise: SO YOU CAN SEEEEE
05:11:40 Piecewise: He's a lumberjack and he's ok
05:13:22 Piecewise: there's a little section off to the left with another chunk I think. From the main stairs
05:13:42 Piecewise: you ran towards it and then went up the stairs
05:15:01 Piecewise: Head back down toward the bonfire and look around again
05:15:08 Piecewise: there's a path off to the left
05:15:23 Piecewise: I think it has a chunk
05:15:37 Piecewise: Nope
05:15:43 Piecewise: coming from the original bonfire down the stairs
05:16:19 Piecewise: One bonfire ago
05:18:06 Piecewise: Han shot first
05:18:46 Piecewise: I mean
05:18:54 Piecewise: your souls weren't even over there
05:18:58 Piecewise: you went the opposite way
05:19:55 Piecewise: Halberd guy doesn't leave that area, you can ignore him.
05:20:06 Piecewise: well, not unless you provoke him
05:22:08 Piecewise: Strike 1
05:22:10 Piecewise: Strike 2
05:22:43 Piecewise: There's a hidden wall up the ladder in fatboy's room
05:22:45 Piecewise: secret loots
05:23:49 Piecewise: That shield can parry spells
05:24:04 Piecewise: well, not for you
05:24:15 Piecewise: might as well go upgrade the sword
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05:26:53 Piecewise_: woop
05:26:58 Piecewise_: thanks internet
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06:02:10 Devastator: Well, that was the issue. Steam was trying to update.
08:56:48 ER: OwO what's this?
08:56:57 ER: a forum PM!
10:08:52 ER has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
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22:46:19 Devastator: got a job.
22:46:33 ER: k
22:46:43 Devastator: expect battlemobs next weekend.
22:46:56 ER: nito
22:54:22 Devastator: chirp chiirp chirp.
22:54:28 Devastator: repeat x4500
23:01:18 Devastator: the birds have been noisy lately.
23:01:24 Devastator: (open window.)
23:10:38 ER: hmm
23:11:04 ER: ones around here are noisy enough that I've pretty much tuned out the chatter
23:16:57 Devastator: Some are noisier than others. The starlings get quite noisy in groups.
23:17:12 Devastator: That chirp chiirp chirp is just one bird looking for another of its kind.
23:23:18 Devastator: Other notable ones are the chickadees and the magpies.
23:23:36 Devastator: The magpies go tweet de de de de de de or something like that.
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