22-05-2021 00:50:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@107.87.tki.mrw: Back later
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22-05-2021 02:30:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: hmm.
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22-05-2021 03:11:42 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: yeah, not much to do unless you want more liongame.  Sorry ER.
22-05-2021 03:12:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I could turn the MC into a liongirl instead of a lion, but the game wouldn't work right that way.
22-05-2021 03:13:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: also mmm, milkshake.
22-05-2021 04:01:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: got a 1-1 tie if you care to break it, ER.
22-05-2021 04:28:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Huh, didn't know Solid Snake's name was David.
22-05-2021 04:29:17 -!- mode/#einsteinianroulette [+v ER] by Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net
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22-05-2021 04:40:15 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: .
22-05-2021 04:40:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: ayo
22-05-2021 04:40:34 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Hrm
22-05-2021 04:40:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: apparently ER can't message here due to being disconnected.
22-05-2021 04:40:41 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: blep
22-05-2021 04:40:46 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: alright then
22-05-2021 04:40:48 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Should be fixed n--yep.
22-05-2021 04:41:12 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: let me iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin- nevermind
22-05-2021 04:43:31 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: There we go
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22-05-2021 04:44:02 -!- mode/#einsteinianroulette [-o Devastator] by syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com
22-05-2021 04:44:06 -!- mode/#einsteinianroulette [-o ER] by syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com
22-05-2021 04:44:11 -!- mode/#einsteinianroulette [-v ER] by syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com
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22-05-2021 04:44:17 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: bleb
22-05-2021 04:44:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: blab
22-05-2021 04:44:27 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: borp
22-05-2021 04:44:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: in
22-05-2021 04:44:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: so.. what's up syv?
22-05-2021 04:44:55 -!- ChanServ!chanserv@services.darkmyst.org changed topic of #einsteinianroulette to: Fleshorrors dream of feline BASS
22-05-2021 04:45:01 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Work
22-05-2021 04:46:21 -!- mode/#einsteinianroulette [-t] by ChanServ!chanserv@services.darkmyst.org
22-05-2021 04:46:25 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Why not
22-05-2021 04:46:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Anyone can screw with topic now.
22-05-2021 04:46:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: kk.
22-05-2021 04:46:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: updated extinction.
22-05-2021 04:46:55 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: puzzle still puzzling, syv?
22-05-2021 04:47:07 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Darkmyst's in-irc help is pretty poor, but apparently Freenode is what it runs, and has online docs.
22-05-2021 04:47:10 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Will check.
22-05-2021 04:47:14 -!- ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com changed topic of #einsteinianroulette to: Everybody dreams of BASS
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22-05-2021 04:47:21 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: hah
22-05-2021 04:47:26 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: fair, chanserv
22-05-2021 04:49:21 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: I actually do kinda want that up, thinking about it.
22-05-2021 04:49:31 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Because I want you to update LACE.
22-05-2021 04:49:35 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: I love LACE.
22-05-2021 04:50:23 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Devastator, I think the problem with communicating the puzzle is mostly information density.  Several new elements per update, almost all of which need attention.
22-05-2021 04:50:37 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: And which can be missed if not noted right then.
22-05-2021 04:52:37 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: ...Can Trence eat rotten food?
22-05-2021 04:54:47 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Aaaaagghh
22-05-2021 04:55:40 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: "..In addition, you went up the stairs with the elevator on your right.  You then turned around 180 degrees as the staircase turned back on itself, and came out with the elevator still on your right."
22-05-2021 04:55:48 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: That needs a LOT more words, what?
22-05-2021 04:55:53 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Was the whole place mirrored?
22-05-2021 04:56:16 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Or, noooo, I see.
22-05-2021 04:56:41 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: That's a really confusing way to put that.
22-05-2021 04:57:15 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: "You went through the north wall, did a 180, and walked out of the south wall, facing north."
22-05-2021 04:58:13 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Fucking lemmings
22-05-2021 05:03:00 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: how are the lemmings doing?
22-05-2021 05:05:00 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Devastator, is the Fancy Door in the East Hallway marked with a number?
22-05-2021 05:05:14 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: ER, they're safe but tried something dumb.
22-05-2021 05:06:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Yes.
22-05-2021 05:06:13 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: #7
22-05-2021 05:06:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I'll edit that staircase description.
22-05-2021 05:06:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: also, ask that last one in thread.
22-05-2021 05:07:46 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: I'll add to my post that you said it's #7.
22-05-2021 05:07:53 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: I'm updating the puzzle info spoiler.
22-05-2021 05:08:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: edited it a little, because you're indoors and the odd geometry means you don't know that it's north or south after coming out of the upper stairs.
22-05-2021 05:08:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: You can assume as much.
22-05-2021 05:08:20 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: but you can't outright tell when you're indoors and something turned you around.
22-05-2021 05:08:36 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: It's a fine assumption for puzzle-related purposes, though.
22-05-2021 05:10:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: What makes it particularly confusing is that "still on your right" sounds to me like "spatially in the same position relative to you as when you entered the staircase"
22-05-2021 05:11:40 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: That's the confusing bit.
22-05-2021 05:11:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: it is in the same position relative to you when you entered the staircase.
22-05-2021 05:11:56 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: it's just that shouldn't be the case.
22-05-2021 05:12:38 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Ohhh
22-05-2021 05:12:42 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: It should be on the other side.
22-05-2021 05:12:48 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: So the elevator is also in the main room on floor 2?
22-05-2021 05:12:55 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Yes.
22-05-2021 05:13:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: there's an elevator door on the main room of floor 2.
22-05-2021 05:13:14 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: I see, missed that.
22-05-2021 05:13:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I'm bad at words.
22-05-2021 05:13:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: and picturing this puzzle is going to be a pain.
22-05-2021 05:15:01 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: It's already a pain. ;p
22-05-2021 05:15:23 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: puzzles bad
22-05-2021 05:16:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: It is.  I can probably work with whatever you guys make, but I have three sheets of paper for this puzzle, so..
22-05-2021 05:16:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: although I can give you an overall layout recap after you guys go down the last hallway.
22-05-2021 05:32:24 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: bluh
22-05-2021 05:32:47 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: yesh, I would like to play or gm a tiny game
22-05-2021 05:33:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: mmm.
22-05-2021 05:37:40 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: lion growls.
22-05-2021 05:51:30 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: I guess I could work out an OP for that inheritance game and deal with whatever consequences that has
22-05-2021 05:52:03 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: actually my indecision makes a lot of sense considering that I have no idea what I want or why
22-05-2021 05:54:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: yay!
22-05-2021 05:55:11 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Wolfgirl this time
22-05-2021 05:55:16 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Hungry wolfgirl
22-05-2021 05:55:23 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Kill and eat a deer
22-05-2021 05:55:23 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: wolf
22-05-2021 05:55:27 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: That is game goal
22-05-2021 05:55:37 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: ok
22-05-2021 05:55:41 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: wolf girl game goal is eat game
22-05-2021 05:56:03 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: And then update LACE
22-05-2021 05:57:13 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: "I want to cuddle, but my flesh has an unquenchable desire to consume anyone I touch. :<"
22-05-2021 05:57:20 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: ..alida would very much like to kill and eat a deer.
22-05-2021 05:57:36 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: It's like the most adorable version of "I have no mouth and I must scream"
22-05-2021 05:58:15 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: What % wolf is this wolfgirl, ER?
22-05-2021 05:58:20 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Should I roll for it?
22-05-2021 05:58:43 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: hold on
22-05-2021 05:59:00 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: 38% wolf
22-05-2021 05:59:09 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: no, sorry, 39
22-05-2021 05:59:32 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: ...Did you roll for it or is that a calculation based upon something?
22-05-2021 05:59:51 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: d100 baby :p
22-05-2021 05:59:58 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Alright
22-05-2021 06:00:01 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: I misread it >.>
22-05-2021 06:00:07 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: What is 39% wolf?
22-05-2021 06:00:58 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: I guess that's probably ears + tail + mouth + eyes + arms + maybe legs...?
22-05-2021 06:01:10 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: ah, sure
22-05-2021 06:01:20 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: how suspiciously ideal
22-05-2021 06:01:24 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Going in order from traits that get made animalistic.
22-05-2021 06:02:20 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Forearms -> shins -> thighs -> upper arms -> head -> torso
22-05-2021 06:08:14 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: yes
22-05-2021 06:09:38 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: And after those you go to horizontal, then paw hands.
22-05-2021 06:10:08 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Then no head hair, I guess.
22-05-2021 06:10:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: I'm surprised I wasn't ever really bugged by the headhair in Wolf Children.
22-05-2021 06:13:23 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: hm
22-05-2021 06:13:34 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: it's all just fur in the end, right?~
22-05-2021 06:15:38 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: so what are we doing again
22-05-2021 06:16:55 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: I think you're coming up with a game about a 39% wolf girl trying to eat game.
22-05-2021 06:17:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Yuki was too cute to notice that, syv.  ;-p
22-05-2021 06:17:23 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: I am?
22-05-2021 06:17:45 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Yes.
22-05-2021 06:18:01 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: where's the pointless brutality in that?
22-05-2021 06:21:12 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Well, maybe she already has food at home.
22-05-2021 06:22:56 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Apparently human head hair has a maximum length.
22-05-2021 06:23:28 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: So my hair growing to waist length is fairly unusual just in terms of it being possible.
22-05-2021 06:24:15 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: that's sort of weird
22-05-2021 06:24:43 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: you'd think that it just falling out or breaking over time would be enough to regulate it and keep it from tripping you up
22-05-2021 06:26:43 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: It's very strange at all.
22-05-2021 06:27:00 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: What utility does waist-length hair serve?
22-05-2021 06:27:08 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: And if it has utility, why isn't it always possible?
22-05-2021 06:27:26 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: looks cool
22-05-2021 06:30:55 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I thought the limit was based on it falling out or breaking over time.
22-05-2021 06:34:35 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Me too.
22-05-2021 06:34:56 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Apparently not, works the same as fur and body hair, just has a "grow" period of _years_
22-05-2021 06:36:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: hmm
22-05-2021 06:42:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: how does it know?
22-05-2021 06:42:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I don't shave my head, but my hair hasn't stopped yet.
22-05-2021 06:43:17 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Do you know how fur works?
22-05-2021 06:44:16 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Hair cells are programmed to grow for a period, then sit without growing for a period.
22-05-2021 06:45:02 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Human head hairs have a really really long grow period, while fur and human body hair has a really short grow period
22-05-2021 06:47:53 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: a few of my body hairs are different from the rest
22-05-2021 06:48:09 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: just single hairs getting really long
22-05-2021 06:49:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: come to think of it, I have a few hairs in my mustache that are the same way.
22-05-2021 06:52:31 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: that also implies if you waited years with really long hair, they'd start up again eventually.
22-05-2021 06:56:07 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: I think that they grow, then stop, then die
22-05-2021 06:56:13 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: not grow stop grow
22-05-2021 06:57:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: mmm.
22-05-2021 06:59:55 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: updooted.
22-05-2021 07:01:52 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Egan is correct
22-05-2021 07:01:59 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Grow, stop, die, drop, grow.
22-05-2021 07:02:06 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: It's why cats constantly shed fur
22-05-2021 07:02:14 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: And if you shave them fur immediately regrows
22-05-2021 07:02:32 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Some stuff is always growing, some stuff is always paused.
22-05-2021 07:02:52 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: and that's why if I shave all my beard off it's back in a day!
22-05-2021 07:03:35 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Try waxing it
22-05-2021 07:03:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I'm not waxing a cat.
22-05-2021 07:04:31 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: how's that work?
22-05-2021 07:04:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Badly, I'm guessing.
22-05-2021 07:04:49 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Hum.
22-05-2021 07:05:06 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: I mean, I've shaved a cat, sorta.
22-05-2021 07:05:32 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Doppler once got some kinda filthy oil mess in his tail, so I shaved it from the base to about two inches from the tip.
22-05-2021 07:05:46 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: He went around for like a month with a lion tail.
22-05-2021 07:06:03 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Waxing would hurt though, so... yeah.
22-05-2021 07:06:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Man, I wish I had a beard like that, though.  My face is horribly ugly when clean shaven, but it takes forever for my beard to grow out.
22-05-2021 07:06:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: looks good when it does, mostly because it's a nice red colour.
22-05-2021 07:07:20 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Not surprising since ER's my clone, but my beard also grows back pretty quick.  So I don't shave, just trim.  Too much work.
22-05-2021 07:07:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I do remember watching a hockey game where one of the players who is perpetually shadowed was clean shaven to start the game off.
22-05-2021 07:07:52 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: it was unusual.
22-05-2021 07:08:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: by the third period he had a five o' clock shadow again.
22-05-2021 07:08:12 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: trimming is good
22-05-2021 07:08:18 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: makes it look better
22-05-2021 07:08:49 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: That is damn impressive, Dev.
22-05-2021 07:08:59 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: so are you a readhead, Dev? :D
22-05-2021 07:11:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Nope.
22-05-2021 07:11:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: just my beard.
22-05-2021 07:11:21 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: huh
22-05-2021 07:11:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: and mustache.
22-05-2021 07:15:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: was the cat okay with being shaved?
22-05-2021 07:16:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I mean, once shaved I can't see a cat expressing even the slightest indication of being less than perfect.
22-05-2021 07:16:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: because that's how most cats work.
22-05-2021 07:17:40 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: He was totally fine, yeah.
22-05-2021 07:17:52 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Hell, purred even during.  Doppler loves people.
22-05-2021 07:18:03 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Like, LOVES LOVES LOVES people.
22-05-2021 07:18:07 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Cuddly as fuck.
22-05-2021 07:18:20 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: He's also a cat that will chase down and attack coyotes...
22-05-2021 07:18:47 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: now that's a cat
22-05-2021 07:19:11 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: or well, a dog reincarnated into a cat maybe
22-05-2021 07:20:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I bet my big fat one would have been fine.
22-05-2021 07:20:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: never got shaved, but I can remember precisely two occasions during his entire life where he expressed the slightest discomfort.
22-05-2021 07:21:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: one after he got stepped on, while sleeping on the top step of the outside staircase
22-05-2021 07:21:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: and once where he didn't get fed for a day.
22-05-2021 07:21:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: other than that he basically purred continually.
22-05-2021 07:22:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: like continually.
22-05-2021 07:22:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: going to the vet?  purr.
22-05-2021 07:22:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: being placed on the cold countertop?  purr.
22-05-2021 07:22:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: get a shot?  purr.
22-05-2021 07:23:54 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Adorable
22-05-2021 07:25:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: was also really really fat.
22-05-2021 07:25:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: and silly good at hunting despite it.
22-05-2021 07:31:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: He just sat in one place until something showed up to be caught.
22-05-2021 07:34:54 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: tasty things come to the patient
22-05-2021 07:38:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: apparently.
22-05-2021 07:40:01 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Yeah, mice are dumb fucks
22-05-2021 07:42:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I do know you can set up multiple traps, where the mice literally have to crawl over the dead bodies of other mice, and they go for it.
22-05-2021 07:52:43 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: do you think that rats are better at crawling over rat corpses than corpses of other species
22-05-2021 07:53:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: dunno.
22-05-2021 07:53:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: that sounds like it'd take a weird experiment.
22-05-2021 08:13:02 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Yes
22-05-2021 08:13:12 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: They don't like crawling over alligator corpses, I bet.
22-05-2021 08:13:20 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Or maybe camel corpses.
22-05-2021 08:13:25 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Camels smell terrifying.
22-05-2021 08:14:15 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: We should pitch this experiment to MJ, he does scientific research.
22-05-2021 08:15:02 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: ah yes, forcing rats to crawl over various corpses
22-05-2021 08:15:11 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: so that we can learn ??????
22-05-2021 08:17:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: SCIENCE!
22-05-2021 08:18:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: There is no pursuit more respectable than expanding mankind's body of knowledge.
22-05-2021 08:19:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: and cooking grilled cheese sandwiches.
22-05-2021 08:20:43 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: ok
22-05-2021 08:21:08 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: so do you two want to play a wolfgirl game for the heck of it right now
22-05-2021 08:22:23 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0776/73/1614082996901.png
22-05-2021 08:22:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Yes.
22-05-2021 08:23:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Hah.
22-05-2021 08:23:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I'm not wrong, am I?
22-05-2021 08:23:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: and grilled cheese is HARD
22-05-2021 08:23:53 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: grilled cheese are improved by adding tomato sauce
22-05-2021 08:23:55 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Some kind of eldritch horror seems to agree with you, so...
22-05-2021 08:23:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: you need ground wheat and yeast to make bread.
22-05-2021 08:24:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: You need tame bacteria and domesticated farm animals to make cheese.
22-05-2021 08:24:24 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Also carbon based life
22-05-2021 08:24:36 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: And you need very controlled fire.
22-05-2021 08:24:51 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: technically domesticating a different animal to make milk for you isn't *necessary* if you're a mammal
22-05-2021 08:25:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I'm not sure if human milk makes good cheese.
22-05-2021 08:25:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I'm sure someone, somewhere has done that, though.
22-05-2021 08:25:45 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: anyways
22-05-2021 08:26:34 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: you wolfgirl. you're in your hut. There's nobody and nothing around. You just woke up and it's morning.
22-05-2021 08:26:36 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: >
22-05-2021 08:28:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: inventory
22-05-2021 08:29:17 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: nothing yet!
22-05-2021 08:29:31 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: look room
22-05-2021 08:30:49 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: your hut! you have a pretty good bed, it took a lot of work to make. You have lots of other things as well for hunting and crafting. And some meat hanging up to dry. It's nice and dark.
22-05-2021 08:31:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: stretch
22-05-2021 08:31:27 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: yes
22-05-2021 08:33:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: look hunting tools
22-05-2021 08:33:20 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Bite bed
22-05-2021 08:33:54 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You chomp your bed. It tastes kind of bad.
22-05-2021 08:34:21 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: >Spit out bed
22-05-2021 08:34:31 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: ok
22-05-2021 08:34:43 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: what tools do you have?
22-05-2021 08:34:45 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: >Growl at bed and command it to taste better
22-05-2021 08:35:13 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: the bed doesn't respond, as it never does when you yell at it
22-05-2021 08:35:38 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: >Bite it again to determine its compliance
22-05-2021 08:36:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Lets just go outside.
22-05-2021 08:36:37 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: you don't feel like jepordising the structural stability of your more prised possession
22-05-2021 08:36:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: tools, maybe some trap stuff.  And a knife, if we don't have claws.
22-05-2021 08:36:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: x hands
22-05-2021 08:39:02 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: your hands are normal. by which you mean they're giant sharp talons.
22-05-2021 08:41:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: mmm, lets go for a hole then.  Chase a deer into it.
22-05-2021 08:41:34 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: get shovel.
22-05-2021 08:42:03 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: Shovel! You don't really like digging but this makes it easier.
22-05-2021 08:43:32 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: eh, only need a few feet to make a deer break its legs.
22-05-2021 08:43:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: exit
22-05-2021 08:43:59 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: you walk out of the hut. You're in the woods!
22-05-2021 08:44:54 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Eh?  Why would we DIG a hole?
22-05-2021 08:44:57 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: >find hole
22-05-2021 08:45:13 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: to make a hole that the deer doesn't know about, silly!
22-05-2021 08:45:53 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You go on a walk to clear your mind. You don't smell any deer...
22-05-2021 08:46:01 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You found a cave!
22-05-2021 08:46:15 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Enter cave!
22-05-2021 08:46:43 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: The entrance is vertical. You can't see the bottom.
22-05-2021 08:49:32 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: get stone
22-05-2021 08:50:07 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: you grab a rock
22-05-2021 08:51:13 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: drop rock in cave
22-05-2021 08:51:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: listen
22-05-2021 08:51:57 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: clatter.
22-05-2021 08:52:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: jump down
22-05-2021 08:53:27 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You jump and slide down until your feet meet the bottom.
22-05-2021 08:53:43 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: It's bright above you. You can't see anything else!
22-05-2021 08:54:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: wait.  Eyes will adjust.
22-05-2021 08:55:16 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: waiting...
22-05-2021 08:56:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: waiting..
22-05-2021 08:59:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: look
22-05-2021 08:59:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: smell
22-05-2021 08:59:43 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: this is a cave. It smells like something you haven't smelled before.
22-05-2021 08:59:58 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: It's dry and you don't see any water
22-05-2021 09:00:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: exits?
22-05-2021 09:00:56 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: you can see a way further into the cave but there's still not enough light to see past. there's a tiny passage up in the wall you could maybe crawl through?
22-05-2021 09:01:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: ears and smell should help.
22-05-2021 09:01:32 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: crawl wall
22-05-2021 09:04:22 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: you clamber into the hole. You can't see anything! It smells very strongly of something you haven't smelled before.
22-05-2021 09:05:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: listen
22-05-2021 09:05:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: does it smell tasty?
22-05-2021 09:05:37 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You hear yourself breathing.
22-05-2021 09:07:13 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: crawl further
22-05-2021 09:07:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: forward
22-05-2021 09:08:21 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You keep going forwards. Suddenly your paw hits a smooth bit and before you know it you're sliding forwards...
22-05-2021 09:09:00 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: excite
22-05-2021 09:09:10 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: >Open mouth and prepare to bite
22-05-2021 09:09:20 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: claws
22-05-2021 09:10:01 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: you try to dig in, but it's hard stone and you can't get purchase
22-05-2021 09:10:58 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: you fall through the air. You open your mouth to bite, which hits the floor tearing some teeth from your head
22-05-2021 09:11:31 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: :<
22-05-2021 09:11:46 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: >Curse out the floor, the bastard
22-05-2021 09:12:56 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You scream. The smooth floor echos your frustraction.
22-05-2021 09:13:20 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Smell for the thing
22-05-2021 09:13:29 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: It's here.
22-05-2021 09:13:51 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: >Grab it
22-05-2021 09:14:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: wield our rage and claw it.
22-05-2021 09:15:03 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You stand and walk to the smell. Once you're close, you reach out a hand to feel it.
22-05-2021 09:15:32 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: It is... soft and wet and squishes under your hand.
22-05-2021 09:16:04 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Perfect!
22-05-2021 09:16:08 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: >BITE
22-05-2021 09:17:36 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You lean close and take a chomp out of the thing. It breaks under your fangs, and... the entire front of your face is *burning*, worse than fire, and it's even worse in your mouth!
22-05-2021 09:18:09 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: :<
22-05-2021 09:18:19 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: The thing, whatever it is, stirs with some soft squishing sounds.
22-05-2021 09:18:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: you bit a slime because you are dumb, syv.
22-05-2021 09:18:34 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: :<
22-05-2021 09:18:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: claws.  You kill it first, then find the tasty bits, and then eat those.
22-05-2021 09:18:58 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: spit it out
22-05-2021 09:19:59 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: ?
22-05-2021 09:20:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: the awful stuff in our mouth.
22-05-2021 09:20:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: and then we try and claw it to death before our face melts off.
22-05-2021 09:21:57 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You sputter and gag, but the stuff remains stuck to the inside of your mouth! You try to swipe at it but can't keep your balance with the pain and stumble.
22-05-2021 09:22:18 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: The thing makes a strange noise. Is it... laughing?
22-05-2021 09:23:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: integrate our rage into enough adrenaline to block the pain.  ;-p
22-05-2021 09:24:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: but yes, try to regain our balance while listening.
22-05-2021 09:27:47 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You lose your balance and fall. The thing murmours meaninglessly at you. This chamber sounds like it's fairly large?
22-05-2021 09:29:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: try to regain our balance while listening.
22-05-2021 09:32:30 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You try to stand when something cracks you in the head sending you back to the floor. The thing makes another sound... quizzically?
22-05-2021 09:32:45 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: >"Stoooppp!"
22-05-2021 09:33:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: play dead until we can move.
22-05-2021 09:34:09 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: which
22-05-2021 09:34:55 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Dev's
22-05-2021 09:41:11 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You stay still. your mouth is still burning. The thing blurbles some more at you, then silence. You can still smell it, though.
22-05-2021 09:41:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: fix its location, and this time we claw it to shreds.
22-05-2021 09:42:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: (I'll go with whatever syv says, since I don't like these orders)
22-05-2021 09:42:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: (So do this, unless syv says something.)
22-05-2021 09:45:20 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Crawl back the way we came.  Poke our burned face.  Blood?
22-05-2021 09:49:50 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You slowly puch yourself away from the thing. It laughs again but doesn't move. You feel your face. The places that were burned feel... rough, but there's not blood.
22-05-2021 09:50:18 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: Though you can taste blood in your mouth from where you lose some teeth.
22-05-2021 09:51:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Leave cave.
22-05-2021 09:51:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: FIRST
22-05-2021 09:51:31 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Growl at it and say "fuck you, I'll be back"
22-05-2021 09:51:36 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: *Then* leave
22-05-2021 09:51:59 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You don't know where the exit is! You fell here.
22-05-2021 09:52:23 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Can't we smell?
22-05-2021 09:52:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: and we can make vows of revenge when our target can't hear us.
22-05-2021 09:54:58 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: What's the point of that?!
22-05-2021 09:55:11 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: It must know of our power and danger!
22-05-2021 09:56:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I don't know.
22-05-2021 09:56:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I mean, emotions do matter to some degree.
22-05-2021 09:57:40 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: >Bite Devastator
22-05-2021 09:57:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: sure, sure, do it then.
22-05-2021 09:59:53 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You snarl at the thing and vow vengeance on it and its floor.
22-05-2021 09:59:59 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: :3
22-05-2021 10:00:24 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You know there's a way out of here and it's up, so all you have to do is climb a cave wall in pitch darkness.
22-05-2021 10:00:38 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: >Do so
22-05-2021 10:00:52 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Yeah, I mean.. you don't need to see to climb stuff normally.
22-05-2021 10:01:16 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You walk away from the thing until you reach a wall. It is smooth.
22-05-2021 10:01:40 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: You can... get a little purchase on it with your claws?
22-05-2021 10:04:58 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Egan doesn't know how to climb things
22-05-2021 10:05:07 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: nope
22-05-2021 10:05:13 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: or swim.
22-05-2021 10:05:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: or drive.
22-05-2021 10:05:25 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Which is hilarious, considering he's on a mountain and I'm not
22-05-2021 10:05:51 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: it's not a very climbing mountain
22-05-2021 10:06:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: It shouldn't be too hard, really.
22-05-2021 10:06:11 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: except for the parts which were specifically blasted away, there's not really cliffs
22-05-2021 10:06:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: it's easier to go forward instead of back.
22-05-2021 10:06:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: and you don't need nearly as much purchase as one might think.
22-05-2021 10:12:50 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: ehh
22-05-2021 10:12:56 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: saving...
22-05-2021 10:13:09 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: save complete.
22-05-2021 10:16:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: see ya, ER.
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22-05-2021 10:20:11 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AhikHh_k9Iw
22-05-2021 10:23:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Jams would do them in.
22-05-2021 10:24:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: I doubt those shotties can stand up to 50,000 rounds each.
22-05-2021 10:24:20 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Many, many, many things would do them in.
22-05-2021 10:25:03 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Though, uh, where do you get 50,000?
22-05-2021 10:27:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: 2000 shotguns and a million spartans.
22-05-2021 10:27:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: and yeah.
22-05-2021 10:28:04 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: whoops.
22-05-2021 10:28:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Rare for someone to overestimate how much a million is.  ;P
22-05-2021 10:28:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: just 500 each
22-05-2021 10:28:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Yep.
22-05-2021 10:29:07 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Still, the video is amusing.
22-05-2021 10:29:30 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Reminds me of childhood antics in RTS sandboxes, but done better than smol syv ever could
22-05-2021 10:29:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: Pretty much.
22-05-2021 10:29:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: well, better engine.
22-05-2021 10:30:04 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: Probably a monster computer, too.
22-05-2021 10:31:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: yeah
22-05-2021 11:00:07 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_D0sdML1NQw
22-05-2021 11:00:10 < syv!GreatWyrmG@274-623-716-223.biz.spectrum.com: 41 seconds
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22-05-2021 19:18:54 < ER!ER@444-989-172-914.res.spectrum.com: bleb
22-05-2021 19:20:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@hjfp-4z5bi2om1qtwwmrwx6h5subl0.ipv9.telus.net: blob blob blob blob